Panzermadels - Tank Dating Simulator

[@raideus4338]

Can every game now come with a Soviet flag button, that makes the entire game communist themed.

[@raekwonervin8269]

that is hilarious

[@cortie891]

Yes!

[@dappercthulhu4386]

+Ivan The Comrade Whoa

[@robertraymond3681]

+Ivan The Comrade Woah

[@alice6035]

+Ivan The Comrade R E D C H I N E S E D E T E C T E D

[@harrison6193]

"It would appear, as she says it with a wink, I'm about to be flirted with by a tank being anthropomorphised as a Japanese school girl who conforms to Nazi Aryan racial superiority theories." I'm not sure if that string of words has ever been said in the history of our universe.

[@capflyboy14]

truth

[@InfinityBassCannon]

true lol

[@starwarsnerd100]

+Harrison Vaughan Not to mention "Don't lie to her about being a tank virgin".

[@alexallen3617]

+Harrison Vaughan don't forget "I'm going out with an anthropomorphised Japanese red-eyed girl based on a tank that was named after Joseph Stalin that was designed to kill other tanks that are also anthropomorphised as Japanese girls." -MANT 2016

[@gunmunz]

+Harrison Vaughan and: "get out of here you damn american, i wanted to make out with the Soviet tank!"

[@tmengel1]

MATN: come for the Fallout, stay for the tank dating simulators.

[@defaultname-wr9sk]

couldn't be truer

[@Lon3Wolf65]

+Silas Engel Yeah, that just about sums it up!

[@mightyenafan2741]

+Silas Engel To be honest I'm here for the tank dating simulator, not for fallout

[@nopestuff5085]

You missed when he used to date Pigeons and when he was trying to date boys while trying to find a serial killer, hoping one of the possible boyfriends is the serial killer

[@1stPCFerret]

After about 10 minutes, I seem to be in a game that combines KanColle, GUP, and any generic dating sim.

[@geniusninja2202]

Erwin is Erwin Rommel, the WWII German tank commander, and lemmor is Rommel backwards

[@ManyATrueNerd]

+Genius Ninja I can't believe I missed it was Rommel backwards. That's genius.

[@Reddline198X]

+Genius Ninja So what you're saying is... the protagonist is a Nazi.

[@yetanother9127]

+AModestProposal Rommel was a Nazi in name only.

[@veel60]

+Patrick Lee JackOfAllBlades A legend even, a war hero. A badass of the week too.

[@veel60]

+TheFermentedCheese What do you mean? that reference is awesome, and I think the game would be worse without it (it would ruin some of the point I would say)

[@lmgmaster7526]

>IS-2 is hiding behind a corner. Me: Maybe she's just shy. >IS-2 asks question nervously Me: I don't see anything wrong with answering a question. >IS-2 gets REALLY close and says "have you ever been inside of a tank!?" Me: YANDERE ALARMS GOING OFF AT CODE RED! BATTEN DOWN ALL AIR-TIGHT WINDOWS, ALT-F4, HIDE IN THE CLOSET, AND WAIT UNTIL DISASTER IS OVER!!!!!

[@victoriazilverentant5593]

Armin The First *RED ALARM*

[@somehecucunt3194]

Armin The First warning warning!!

[@ferbthe2gadgetguy]

DO NOT FUCK WITH AN IS-2!

[@Zeckmon3]

Armin The First *NOSTROMO AUDIO SELF DESTRUCT ALARM PLAYS* TO SCARE THE TANK BLYATS AWAY XD

[@mrringneckbirb3556]

LOL

[@brandonwelsh5090]

World of tanks is probably a very different game in this world

[@ThatGuy-a48]

Ahahhahahahahahahaha haah ahahha eheheheh....ha..eh.....lol

[@phrophetsamgames]

Probably a fashion show.

[@wilfredfizz8164]

Brandon Welsh its basically CoD

[@jetabyss13]

War Thunder better :P

[@fjparasitemoreira1354]

Shove your Browning in my gas tank baby!!!!!! XD I never had girls call me to eat with them. Also the girls dont look like their countries of origin...

[@adamoore8073]

"get out of here you damn american, i wanted to make out with the Russian tank!" MATN -2k16

[@adamoore8073]

*Soviet

[@AvatarRiku]

As an American, Jon's terrible American accent is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

[@canadianbacon0]

Europeans tend to assume we all have a vaguely southern or western accent. i just didn't expect him to blend the two.

[@markhoelscher8957]

Actually the Scandinavian dudes as characitures on family Guy is what he sounds like... Not really all that "American" even... He could have gone for valley girl, southern drawl/twang or bawst'n and it would have been more accurate.

[@badmeme486]

America is a fake country anyway

[@eiaboca1]

Somehow all of his American accents, even this 'valley girl,' ends up vaguely southern as well.

[@mustafamufasa]

"Have you ever been inside a tank?" That really freaking got me it was so unexpected.

[@sirspicious8107]

"Oh, you tease, Joseph Stalin!" -Jon, 2016

[@sirspicious8107]

+Sir Spicious Also, "We can have gloriously mad tank sex, don't leave!" -Jon 2016

[@MorrisonProductions]

So all these Tanks calling their school "Tank School", isn't that like people saying "We're gonna be late for Human School!"?

[@TheStickCoverBand]

+Lelouch Lamperouge Lamperouge In a world inhabited by highly intelligent tanks with their own society, the one local school with humans would probably be called Human School.

[@jacobston42]

+Lelouch Lamperouge Lamperouge You mean... You don't say that???

[@PintOfJinnes]

Jon taught me more about World War II in this 40 minute video than my 'trained' history teacher over a 2 year period.

[@UOIAIOU]

Personally, when it comes to the WWII tanks, I think that actually French were actually right with their light and ultralight tanks from the start of the war that was designed around infantry needs for support (and scouting in the case of ultralights) vehicles, the following years proved the unsuitability of focusing primarily on tanks. So yes, I am disappointed that there is no *aehm* light French schoolgirl, yeah.

[@Azzabackam]

*an M4 Sherman anthropomorphized into Sailor Jupiter* Wow. Didn't know I could get this hard. Learn something new everyday.

[@CaitiffFTW]

A woman asked a question about experience. There is NO CORRECT ANSWER! ABORT! ABORT! CODE RED!

[@Pink.andahalf]

21:23 I'm fucking crying, I'm laughing so hard. I was so sure this was gonna suck, but nope! God damn it Jon, this might be the greatest thing you've ever done.

[@cerysdunbar9967]

"a dating game that becomes a horror" me:*whispers*doki doki

[@jessierine3981]

10\10 american accent, 100% believable

[@DracoRincewind]

The tank killer is the Yandere character. Perfect.

[@superkamiguru2466]

IS-2

[@PanzerHearts]

Robert Fisher check out Panzer Gearts for a serious war vn

[@vellinghem2187]

IS-2 is best girl!!.....tank. When people say “Never Fuck crazy” they’ve clearly never lived life to the fullest and I pity them.

[@MoonGuardian866]

this game + Jon's culture and historic knowledge = GOLD

[@shikitokaproto]

Fun fact: while cosmoline was an effective rust preventative, if you work with it in an enclose space you can get a pretty decent buzz going.

[@LordLambda]

Tank porn Long barreled Abram plows through hot T-34! Ten hot tank plowing scenes!

[@somehecucunt3194]

The Lambda Complex .....

[@thesoy-sorcerer9469]

The t-34 is a cougar.

[@LegalizeTax]

Donut, you DO know there's no such thing as Headlight Fluid, right? "Depends on what you mean by 'Head'!"

[@teipeu9033]

It exists. You can find it in the gas station next to the Elbow Grease and Wiper Juice.

[@kalebfromme6482]

Rapacious Gaming Ugh, I remember that reference but I cant remember where it came from

[@teipeu9033]

Minercommand212 one of the RTAA's

[@CriticalHitRabbit]

so this is what happened in Fallout universe before nukes dropped, explains alot, also new canon :D

[@TheFanoren]

I remember hearing a story once about the creator of the T-34 driving the first prototype by himself several hundred miles to the testing grounds to show off to Stalin, who demanded he do it again. All in all he drove almost 1000 miles alone in his tank, got sick with pneumonia and died after hearing Stalin approved of it.

[@dpwellman]

Tactically, whoever shoots first usually wins. So... no pressure.

[@howlsy]

Only with MATN does a dating sim become a history lesson. Love this channel.

[@leoschue8071]

Your powers of prediction continue to astound.

[@armoredcross4387]

Kantai collection has ship girls...Upotte! Has Gun girls...Panzermadel has Tank girls...Aircraft highschool has Jet girls...And there's a Tank highschool manga as well... The idea is not new to me, but hell im up for more variations on moe anthromorphs of military weapons.GIMME.

[@ManyATrueNerd]

+Armored Cross I wonder who was the first person who decided to anthropomorphise military equipment as japanese school girls...

[@blarg2429]

+Many A True Nerd I've heard there's a section of legislation (i.e., a law) with its own anthropomorphization. If that's true, vehicles and weapons are nothing.

[@TheFlarreflax]

"im about to be flirted on by a tank being antropomorft as a japanise schoolgirl who conforms to nazi arian racial superiority theories" - Many A True Nerd 2016 That summarizes this game quite well in just one sentence.

[@LiezAllLiez]

27:00 Yeah... that t34 is cute. Its a shame her rear panel is bolted shut and her armored skirts so thick... wonder if something can be done to loosen her track tension... **cough**

[@FireDragons42]

Wow Jon, you pick the strangest games to play for us. I'm having a hard time stopping laughing. Also I'm fairly confident that the option at 30:19 to ask for Headlight Fluid is a reference to the first season of Red vs Blue where the red team gets annoyed with the new recruit (Donut) and sends him away to find the store to buy some "Headlight fluid" I am looking forward to part 2.

[@starwarsnerd100]

+FireDragons42 Red Vs Blue didn't invent that joke, it's really old

[@FireDragons42]

starwarsnerd100 Ah, well it was the first place I had ever heard that joke. My apologies for my incorrect assumption.

[@ariesthefool]

I love how in addition to playing a silly game about historical tanks he takes the time to research and describes the real world counterparts.

[@maxerd]

This game just hit all the demographics

[@SheosMan117]

They went Full Metal Jacket on this game.

[@harrycook9041]

I love Jon's reactions to the character design, it's bloody hilarious. Anyway, I learnt a lot from this video on tanks, thanks Jon!

[@jordanclark4635]

If you're name's Erwin, and you're from Germany, are you Rommel?

[@ZefVolk]

+Jordan Clark I was thinking the same thing.

[@bardasphocas6901]

+Jordan Clark ..and he's learning to be master of the tanks.

[@PanzerIVAE]

+Jordan Clark As a History buff that's the same conclusion I went with tbh XD

[@thishonestgrifter]

Lemmor is Rommel spelled backwards... so yeah I think you're his grandson.

[@wavelengthrenegadereef9143]

Okay, I am so glad that I found you. I mean, it's rare to see someone who knows enough about things like this to be truly amused by subtle jokes like these. Thank you for brightening my day, my friend. You've earned yourself a sub. Also, IS-2 being the "shy girl." Yeah... no. She charges in guns blazing and flattens continents on her way to get to you.

[@Admiral_Jesus]

"She seems to be the shy character!" The fat conductor laughed. "You are wrong."

[@Taolan8472]

I cant decide which is funnier. The game, or your reactions Jon. Brilliant playthrough!

[@PsychicRadroach]

cyka = tank MATN, ladies and gentlemen.

[@kaedesmith]

I love these. Your disdain for them only adds to the fun!

[@heroofcanton101]

6/10. Lacks Educational Hedgehogs.

[@bobbys332]

I wonder if this was how Erwin Rommell got to be such a good armored commander in the African deserts during WWII?

[@rodrigopires855]

Continue Jon, I laughed a lot with this

[@megalord2331]

This reminds me an incredible lot of Upotte!, an anime and manga about anthropomorphised guns going to school. Had a whole school system and everything where pistol caliber guns go to elementary/primary school, intermediate caliber guns go to middle school, and rifle caliber guns go to high school.

[@aliendude552]

"Oh you little tease Joseph Stalin" MATN 2016

[@yourlocalpunkposer8107]

that's hot

[@awordabout...3061]

Oh good lord, this is magnificent. Please, never change.

[@killerdead77]

Jon your girly voice is terrifying

[@matheusrudzevicius6448]

I love how you keep bringing us this wonderful games, thank you a lot

[@georgedevere2493]

I hope the hedgehog is in this video.

[@kyrook]

I never knew I liked battlefield metaphor innuendo before this episode. Thank you for the laughs dude!

[@charlotte-hanson]

Jon your American accent kills me omfg

[@samvente1261]

This is one of the funniest video's I've ever seen. Jon please keep doing things like this!

[@OneJazzyBoye]

Damn, you missed the Berlin Wall joke if you chose Panzer IV to take you to the store.

[@lukejones9025]

I'm so glad you're doing a part two

[@mara_kalat]

And here I thought War of the Human Tanks had the "tanks anthropomorphized as girls and things are a bit weird" genre cornered. I guess we live and we learn... facts about tanks.

[@shadowfragment]

This is brilliant. I love when you take sidebars to give facts during the videos.

[@KillerKane131]

Finally I'll know how to date tank girls! Thank you Jon

[@Narmatonia]

I bet Jon is the only KZbinr who has played this and actually known a decent amount about tanks so that he can give us a history lesson

[@enfield5847]

I would have never thought of you as a tank nut. Nice knowing theres a youtube that has a thing for tanks. So whats your fav mine is the challenger 2 or the cheiften

[@LifeLineChronicles]

Brilliant American accent! Also, The Nth Apple also uses that same music for his outro. PLEASE arrange for a Fallout crossover event with him. You two guys are top notch Wastelanders.

[@rhonynn3555]

2:01 - This just made my day. John is all "I give up, I'm out!" XD Hahahaha!

[@KashouWannabe]

I've avoided watching this video for years as I wanted to play Panzermadels myself without spoilers, but I needed a laugh and this has been incredible. I can always make different choices, it's cool!

[@tjek12345]

The M1 Abrams is my only true love

[@samseidel9917]

This is the best video on youtube.

[@Delta5x7]

And heartman is from full metal jacket

[@ravenwing199]

John the Sherman was 9'8" tall the T 34/76 was 7'6" tall. So Sherman was a leviathan in comaprison.

[@kkendd]

"Damn American! I wanted to make out with the Soviet tank!" - Jon, MATN

[@psychosishero4756]

I was worried but quickly becoming one of my favorite videos.

[@das096]

So Jon I have a question. Do American sound that terrible when we try to do an English accent? I'm honesty curious, cuz if so I promise I'll stop!

[@jedinight235]

Panzer IV, according to her, is a F2 model. Zwei translates to 2. The panzer IV F2 didn't have a lot of armor, so that MIGHT be why she looks sort of small-ish.

[@jedinight235]

The Panzer IV wasn't a small tank, either.

[@jedinight235]

Also you mentioned it might be 1940, so maybe that's why she isn't a G, or H model. Or a F Eins (One) with a short barrels cannon. Probably isn't 1940 but maybe 1942.

[@justanothershitpostinglose8800]

"Don't lie to her about being a tank virgin, that would be weird!" -Jon of MATN, 2016

[@thecrazedgamer5767]

I absolutely love it when u do your different accents. It's hysterical. Can't stop laughing. Thank God u do videos Jon.

[@matthewloser7567]

But is there elbow grease to go with the headlight fluid?

[@peytongonavy]

I got that reference.

[@deadzombie1174]

No all we have is this flag...

[@matthewloser7567]

aww man

[@miroo4097]

4 years sense I first saw this and when ever I have a bad day I just put this on... thank you Jon

[@thewarriorwhale2597]

Sexual tank puns. Well, that's a first.

[@jeremiassoto3675]

the fact that you, jon, knows that much about history makes like you even more, i now have something in common with jon yay

[@pukalo]

This whole concept hurts my brain and makes me uncomfortable

[@lauraorrico6786]

This is so weird but great. Also educational, I knew nothing about tanks before this!

[@sbarker5337]

I don't understand why not being able to do a German or Russian accent stopped you from doing them. Didn't stop you from doing the range of American accents you gave Sherman.

[@Ishoam]

30:33 I'll bet the headlight fluid is right next to the motor oil.

[@LordGangrel]

If the MAUS is in this game, I'd expect it to be deserving of at least a death by snu snu joke.

[@chickendelight1316]

+Gran Gurbo Or the RATT. THE IMAGINIARY FAT TANK

[@lukelaw8981]

The doom turtle (t92)?

[@lukelaw8981]

Josh Prince oh yeah thx. anyhow the tank would be THICK *rim shot*

[@chickendelight1316]

luke law i just came

[@alnoso]

The only game of this kind I ever got. It's just pure, simple brilliance

[@sethskinner1897]

10:34 damn aryian race anime anthropamorphic tanks!

[@davidhyland4790]

This video reminds me why we need more of Jon playing romance sims, visual novels, ect... I think I've enjoyed this and Haruka Swim Club whatever more than most videos I've seen in awhike

[@felixsavins2566]

Probably my favourite video on youtube, keep it up

[@fastestpuninthewest9932]

Tank you very much.

[@patriongodoffinancialgainf6301]

I will see a lot of those puns in this comment section,no?

[@fastestpuninthewest9932]

Tr lawi0 Depends on how many people think of them.

[@jeffirwinvideo]

Fun to go back through Jon’s old library ❤

[@totalwar1793]

Ancient Greek Tanks: How about the cataphracts?

[@mikhailborgachov7512]

Hoplite phalanxes

[@tonifakerman9639]

This is hilarious please do a full playthrough of this

[@darknessscythe1]

Head light fluid at the store? Red vs Blue reference!

[@starwarsnerd100]

Not necessarily, its a hazing thing real world militarizes do.

[@RobertZabulonian]

Holy shit man the voices you do are so primo. Especially for the is2 and the Sherman oh my god

[@tobender4ever]

31:00 HE'S REFERENCING THE ABRIDGED ATTACK ON TITAN!!!!!!!!!!

[@LadyGaDieVa]

Jon's knowledge of WWII really adds to the experience. I would have missed like 95% of these jokes without having them pointed out.

[@pseudonym50]

This would be good for me, seeing as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

[@jske60]

Nice

[@cryonicstupidity4911]

I sexual identify as a soviet bear

[@Delta5x7]

I sexually identify as a battleship

[@CelticMiner99]

I sexually identify as a suit of armor

[@cringelord9568]

How?

[@justinkroboth360]

"Don't lie to her about being a tank virgin - that would be weird." MATN 2016

[@jackhenryhenry4228]

I ain't saying she a tank killer

[@_Yugen_2023]

finally someone who played this game with tabk knowledge. i thank you for that.

[@zekiah2]

Headlight fluid? Is that a Rooster Teeth reference?