Marcama

[@paolita9618]

I wish I could fall in love with a David boy named David Liebe Hart

[@mennoknight78]

Be careful what you wish for...

[@NormanNC]

I fell in love with a david by the name david leeber heart

[@Blake_.Dryden]

I cannot believe David has left this love cry unrequited. He must not know how to use better media

[@ookeybookey7955]

he’s looking for a girlfriend

[@NEOMASS0]

will you love him ALOT?

[@virg0_lem0nade]

after seeing this many times over the years, i only now realize: he doesn't just mess up and say "love her to bit" one time... he says it EVERY TIME like that's genuinely what he thinks the phrase is

[@aaronwilliams007]

Not enough artists are confident enough to sing a duet with themselves ❤️

[@katthomas1884]

underrated

[@spridle]

There's no way David isn't on some government list.

[@xXMapleVodkaXx]

@@spridle Yeah, the one they keep of our best and brightest to convene with the aliens when we finally make first contact

[@DeltaTenNZ]

@@xXMapleVodkaXx Dude just rocks up to the Aliens and goes, "Salame my brothers!"

[@virg0_lem0nade]

"a David by the name David Leibe Hart" already has me in tears omg 😂😂😂😂

[@mike902]

The "and i love him a lot" hits that magic dopamine button. Thank you DLH.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

just reading the comments section gives me the same feeling lol. Love how many people from different walks of life are all here for DLH. 🪐 I love David to bits, wanna kiss him on the lips.

[@granpastreetz]

"Love him all-a-lot"

[@troubleclefpony]

i love her to one single bit

[@BlakeO561]

This comment just made me die laughing as he said it. Omg I love it

[@GetShrekd]

i didnt even realise lol

[@_wormlet]

That's right, no need to go overboard

[@amalekedomite]

His orignal draft was "I love her to bits, I wanna kiss her on the lip" but that just seemed weird, kissing someone on just one lip? That's creepy. So he switched it around and the magic happened.

[@jasonglass3336]

toying with the idea of sharing david liebe hart vids with coworkers. but that simultaneously means i'm toying with the idea of getting fired.

[@DaDankDude67]

They won't understand bruh

[@connoroverall580]

It's a risk we Grapple with daily.....

[@Thyrion07]

DO IT YA DONGLE!!!

[@neonfroot]

let them come into it on their own

[@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113]

For their Hart Health?

[@drewskyribs3965]

And that exorcist shit he does at the end is amazing.

[@BrucknerMotet]

He's brave to straight up try to love her to bit and kiss her on the lips right after that exorcist head spin. Most of us would be wary of the potential for moldy green oatmeal explosive vomit splashing us in the face 🤮🤢

[@sega64official]

Play this at my funeral & don't tell anyone why

[@dengueberries]

For when is the funeral planned?

[@DomPeriod]

@@dengueberries Soon.

[@ikeartfilms7783]

Treasure this this is the only upload of this on KZbin now

[@theDirtMan69420]

What happened to them all?

[@speedfastman]

@@theDirtMan69420 maybe david claimed them or something xd

[@jamesgish9202]

No it isnt

[@ikeartfilms7783]

@@jamesgish9202 A lot can change in a year pep pep

[@jarsenberg]

The refrain of this song pops in my head a lot when I’m being affectionate with my girlfriend, but I don’t think I could ever tell her.

[@virg0_lem0nade]

😂😂😂😂

[@Miniclash]

Same!

[@stfuslimo]

Such a beautiful song

[@earthsucks9555]

If the true reward of a musician is having his listeners sing his song for years & years, then DLH has achieved nirvana. I seriously have sung this song in my head, out loud, at job sites, in the shower, grocery shopping, laying in bed, etc. It’s a jam

[@BrucknerMotet]

Not just for regular years: light years. Light-years and light-years, don't you shed no tears!!!

[@DomPeriod]

Salame!@@BrucknerMotet

[@hjelsethak]

It's a catchy jam. What can I say?

[@arthurlecomte8950]

I have watched this video 17 times the last two days

[@EnbySaiyan]

I JUST noticed he can't get the Puppet to work at first and panics a little, like RIGHT when she's about to sing he gets anxious and needs to use his other hand

[@SkandiaAUS]

He just loves her to bit and wants to kiss her on the lips.

[@NormanNC]

a star that orbits a sun

[@ruzzodac]

most star systems are binary; 2 stars orbiting each other.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

@@ruzzodacThe sun isn’t a binary star though.

[@G00berella]

I love David Liebe Hart to bit.

[@veilenedream5825]

i love em to bit

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

There is nothing wrong with a love like this.. it's natural and wholesome

[@ThunderStruck94660]

ha ha ha, true...true

[@drewskyribs3965]

when the left eye blinks at 0:39 I lose my shit.

[@LetsNeverPlayAgain]

That's called a wink you fucking idiot

[@keffinmckn3602]

Never play again, Lol at your dickish reply to a comment someone made 6 years ago.

[@whitebloodism]

@Paddle Foot he is right though

[@keffinmckn3602]

@@whitebloodism yep

[@thirteen12]

@@whitebloodism but it's the right fucking eye, god damn it

[@samwoodson9603]

I like how Tim was so tickled by the “love her to bit I want to kiss her on the lips” lyric that he dropped in the Chrimbus special.

[@CMB911]

David Liebe Hart is a national treasure!

[@OffendingTheOffendable]

No

[@nebuchadnezzariii3932]

David Liebe Hart 2024

[@stephensmith4025]

He’d be better than Biden

[@mutestingray]

Interesting trivia: in the closed captioning on the episode, it says that her name is Rakkama.

[@Argov82]

that's a typo

[@mutestingray]

@@Argov82 man how you figure you don’t know

[@Nanology101]

One of the greatest songs ever in the history of any intelligent life form capable of thought and passion!

[@joelalexander5338]

A brilliant performance!!! Made me cry!!!😢

[@AlaskanEagle1990]

"I can show you a good time for $100." That sound like a plan to me!

[@kristopherjensen2513]

@David Floren hahahah these? These are dentures! Didn’t hurt a bit when they pulled my teeth out!

[@LakeFX]

Me me, I'm a Marcama man

[@davidl2074]

You're my Pepper.

[@risingvibes100]

Me, me. I'm a pearl man.

[@rockhopper420]

I love her to bit

[@AM-gc4yd]

David Lieber Mintz you did it again

[@АртёмАндреев-м2в]

Is it legal to watch this?

[@virg0_lem0nade]

No.

[@michaelj8582]

great job.

[@ThexNerd]

Best of DLH

[@lordmortimer8055]

The crazy thing is if you hear him talk in interviews and stuff, he completely believes all of the alien stuff. Like 100%. It’s a great thing David is supported by his fans because some people might just call him crazy for his beliefs.

[@michaelwardle7633]

Those things are not mutually exclusive

[@SPASPAWIZ]

@@michaelwardle7633gotta love em together like black and white

[@pentherapy]

Timeless gem

[@carsonkubicki1770]

Jesus, I wish I could sing that beautifully.

[@SPASPAWIZ]

Gotta love em together like black and white, like the stars at night!

[@fanda6122]

a true sailor of the stars. it amazes me how many parallels there are between david and riley martin.

[@williamdabill]

Good very good

[@onemidnightgone]

My OTP.

[@neonfroot]

Not as good as Alibaba and Aladdin tho

[@chickenlips2010]

Love her to bit

[@shemjeffs2953]

It kills me thats he's not even trying to do the ventriloquist thing of keeping your mouth shut, whilst also making his voice strained as if he is

[@SPASPAWIZ]

He is trying!!!

[@athiestjesus8133]

I fell in love with a David by the name David Liebe Hart

[@OffendingTheOffendable]

You have issues

[@bluespectrumtapes]

I can't decide who is cuter, david or marcama.

[@thekendrashow]

I just found out he’s from the town I currently live in wtf- he’s probably damn near the only known celebrity from where I live.

[@bvnnykvlt]

I'm jealous of you and Marcama

[@GrowwithCourt]

Her head did a full 360 and I dies

[@Grokeyrokey]

Still a better love story than Twilight.....

[@ranchdressing1037]

I didn't think he'd kiss her. It made me explode like Az Yet.

[@lesternapoleongreen7543]

So is it Korina or Merkama?

[@FrenkMelk]

... I was JUST about to type that

[@PantyStockinGarter]

I just realized he's probably talking about his favorite alien race, the Corinians.. The sun "Korina" must be their version of Sol, but I can't be sure. What is certain though is it's eternally orbited by the celestial body of David Liebe Hart.

[@lesternapoleongreen7543]

@@PantyStockinGarter that was actually profound and enlightening. I didn't even think of that. You're probably right.

[@Emceemur]

100% he boofs that puppet

[@spridle]

Stars don't orbit stars David...

[@MissCarmenxoxo]

Forever alone xD

[@chitshunks6894]

He's found the love of his life for, at least, the 5th time

[@SonnyGTA]

The star Karina!

[@colinbradfield72]

“ I can show you a good time for $100” lol

[@eamonwild]

Completely terrifying.

[@wilhelm4089]

We Need MARCAMA III

[@JamesBroxson]

Marcama blink if you're OK.

[@musicmoviesmediamore7141]

What am i doing with my life?

[@DavidMDougherty]

I love this song so much. But it's so difficult to listen to...knowing what happened later in their relationship.

[@joekaps1210]

Name of Rakama

[@Ryan-ss5qu]

Al Roker?

[@LakeFX]

Wait, is the puppet's name Karina or Marcama? That's literally the only thing about this video that makes no sense

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

He may be trying to say “cariña”, which is Spanish for like, “sweetheart” iirc. Or a reference to the constellation Carina.

[@squid5097]

This is actually rly catchy wtf

[@mennoknight78]

Did David stuff the puppet's shirt or is that just my sick mind playing tricks?

[@nebuchadnezzariii3932]

I can’t wait to see this guy on Investigate Discover in a few years for some sick, disturbing thing he’ll be involved in.

[@geologick]

He’s what Bill Cosby could have become if he’d only worked hard and made something of himself like David did

[@choochoolain]

It's called Christian Science

[@BikerBenny]

Weaaar protection

[@jamesgish9202]

Stars don't orbit the sun bc the sun is a star

[@heyitsmetrousers4399]

Yeah have a reoccurring dream where aliens land and see this and I’m trying to explain it to them 😐

[@kellya.9990]

If you have to explain it to them, then they’re not really aliens…

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

Wow just wow... Dad?

[@hunterxw3woolum245]

🤔

[@Dario_Mazzella1975]

One days they are gonna find bodies buried under this guy's house

[@jeremiemordor7821]

Sounds a bit like Easily, for a second there.

[@SCWood]

I genuinely feel bad for David. They probably hand selected the worst takes for every segment he's on. I mean, it's obviously funnier but still.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

He loves the attention, I wouldn’t worry about it. Nobody seems to harbor him any ill intent.

[@ZackariWatt]

I've finally found the love of my life, she is the sun Carina & I am the star orbiting around her so we can be in love for ever. I fell in love with a girl named Racama (?) & I love her a lot, I love her to bit I wanna kiss her on the lips. I fell in love with a David boy (that?) named David Liebe Hart & I love him a lot, I wanna make love to him like light & dark, like the stars at night - I love him to bit I wanna kiss him on the lips. Love her to bit I wanna kiss her on the lips. I love him to bit I wanna kiss him on the lips. Love her to bit I wanna kiss her on the lips.

[@noahcarvalho2105]

Cameraman is doing a “great” job

[@Draeka]

...

[@MrMatthewpanda]

...i wish i wasn't a failed abortion...

[@Nurg0]

David noooo

[@drewpeanuts9878]

WTF 😶

[@maxolack8753]

What

[@AndieZ4U2]

W T F 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BruselskySluzebnik]

She looks like Jimmy Saviles victim.

[@brianmoore493]

Wierd😨

[@mattias969]

Honestly i would never let my kids approach that man

[@mattias969]

A star and a sun are the same things dingus