Margaritaville at Sea: Onboard the WORST Cruise Ship in the World *NEVER AGAIN*

UPDATE: Margaritaville at Sea failed a surprise health inspection from the CDC!
MORE INFO: On May 1, CDC officials boarded Margaritaville at Sea, a Jimmy-Buffet-themed ship that welcomes 1,680 passengers, for an unexpected health inspection.The Vessel Sanitation Program officials gave the ship a failing grade. During the visit, they noted 65 issues on the ship, which resulted in an 83-point score. A score of 86 is needed to pass. - Business Insider
Come along as Ryan and Danny step inside this 33 year old ship, dive into its history of accidents, tragedy and clear neglect. Margaritaville at Sea Paradise is the first of the Margaritaville at Sea fleat, soon to be joined by the Islander in Summer 2024!
0:00 - Intro
0:29 - Boarding Process
1:35 - Stepping onboard Margaritaville at Sea
3:07 - Full Room Tour
7:00 - History of the Ship
8:12 - How big is Margaritaville at Sea?
10:13 - Aweful Buffet Food Review
12:35 - Grand Bahama Island There's nothing to do
13:36 - Burger Bar
14:29 - Shopping onboard Margaritaville at Sea
17:36 - Hemisphere Dancer Story
Special thanks to Danny for all the help on this unbelievable 48 hour cruise disaster 🫣
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[@helloyall4355]

I went on this ship back in Aug, 2023. I got onboard around 530. Got me 8 beers, got trashed. I didn't get off the ship at Freeport, been there done that. I stayed on board, bought a bunch more booze and got drunk again. 😂. I won some kind of contest later that night and the cruise director bought me 3 margaritas. So, yeah, it's a booze cruise for sure. 😂

[@islandgirl3131]

The new ship, Islander, will have a 15 drink a day limit, just like Carnival.

[@PrimRoseLane]

@@islandgirl3131 There is no way I would be sober on this ship.

[@isabellind1292]

@@PrimRoseLane I suspect they're smelling vape as opposed to weed. I watched another cruise channel (Ben & his mate) who were aboard a newer, higher-end cruise ship who said the odor of weed was often apparent and I don't think people are walking around toking on joints.

[@skylineXpert]

If I went on that ship & got drunk I would recite a certain south park episode...

[@user-cj7ek4cl5y]

What do you expect for $75. Actually, it's a great deal if you're not Booggie.🤣

[@constanttraveler]

RIP Jimmy. It's hard to hear you talk about him like he is still with us.

[@ct1762]

yea that was pretty disrespectful, although it appears he wasn't aware hes dead. which is bizarre, but oh well.

[@PaulCashman]

@@ct1762 there are many things about cruising that he apparently wasn't aware of, too.

[@rambaral340]

He was on Epsteins list he deserves no respect

[@cia5649]

he died?

[@constanttraveler]

@@cia5649 yes

[@NiteCreature666]

Been on it 5 times, going again this summer. Rooms dont have to be big or updated becausethey sre for sleeping only. 75 bucks for 2 days is well worth the money.

[@sharekkamoore]

How much did you pay total with all the fees

[@electrictroy2010]

Almost $300

[@jeffreywagner5234]

I have sailed twice on the ship: once when it was the Classica and once as MAS Paradise. There are TEN lovely cabins with amazing balconies on this ship. It’s a good ship to see if you would get sea sick or not because it only goes about 75 miles and you can hardly tell you are moving. We had wonderful meals in the main dining room which was better than the buffet. We swam with the pigs 🐷 twice - such a memorable experience. Give it a go! 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

[@AgentSolace]

Did this dude complain about everything…. Even complained about the view of the cruise port.. ( meant for loading goods…)

[@PinkGoldAbby]

Bruh if you wanna hear a white dude whine about cruises and vacations, watch Bright Sun Travels lmaooo

[@Aaleyahjones2014]

I was thinking the same thing I can’t stomach any more

[@electrictroy2010]

@PinkGoldAbby NO it’s a scam. The fare is cheap however the taxes, port fees, and expenses is ranged around $110 per person in top of the fare, also a $18 gratuity and $15 fuel surcharge, per person per day. TOTAL almost $300 per adult It’s a rip off. this guy is spot on .

[@PaulCashman]

@@electrictroy2010 umm, daily gratuities and port fees and taxes are standard for ANY cruise line.

[@PaulCashman]

He got a porthole cabin (not an oceanview with a full window) and complained about the view. I don't think cruising is his strong point. Should probably stick to theme parks.

[@rko12586]

Yes, why not. I wouldn’t expect much for $75. A lot of people take this ship as a means of transport to Grand Bahamas, spend a week at a resort there, then take Margaritaville at sea back to Florida. I’m interested in seeing what their “new” ship is going to offer this summer and what they learned from their first ship

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

From what i’ve seen, the new ship is a referb of an older carnival ship. Should be an interesting step up (hopefully) We did see a lot of people get off in the bahamas, from that standpoint i get it! Thank you so much for watching 🙏

[@electrictroy2010]

I would take a plane for less money & cleaner experience

[@cfour7672]

Exactly. Just enjoy vacation

[@codetwohigh]

Bro, the Wonder of the Seas is 1,187 feet long. There’s no ship in existence that is 1800+ feet long.

[@electrictroy2010]

Almost… 1500+ is current record

[@carlyml61]

Really enjoyed this video lol 😁Ryan you’re insight and sense of humor is great

[@Black_Mesa_357]

I've been on this cruise, for the money, it was fantastic. A lot in this video is overblown and played up. Is it perfect, no, but for a quick getaway weekend, it was awesome. Staff was amazing, drinks were good,food was better than other, and everyone just had so much fun. I mean, what do you think you're going to get for under a $100. It was FUN! You blow $100 at the bar on a night out at home... Look at it for what it is and just have fun.

[@a_goblue2023]

Or you could on on a cheap RCL ship or Carnival ship that’s leagues above for a 3 night with better ports, better food and entertainment for like 300$. Id do that personally

[@gotimesportsman2214]

Its not just $75 like the guy says, not even just $100, your fare is cheap however the taxes, port fees, and expenses is ranged around $110 per person in top of the fare, also a $18 gratuity and $15 fuel surcharge, each per person per day added to your onboard acct. oh and not forget the $57 valet parking which is the only option at moment because its inside the port. I just got off the ship, two adults and a child, final bill was $813. It’s a rip off. this guy is spot on.

[@electrictroy2010]

@gotimesportsman2214 SO basically $300 total per adult .

[@gotimesportsman2214]

@@electrictroy2010 yes, now I can’t knock it completely, if you’re young and single, living close to the port, feel like blowing $300 for a day and half cruise to the Bahamas and back, by all means have a good time because for the entertainment to hangout with other young people in the club and have drinks, it’s fine, but that really all it has to offer a glorified booze cruise

[@brielleginestwu]

I’m traveling on the ship in June. Your video was very insightful. Will be back after sailing with a thorough review of my experience. Thanks for sharing!

[@mrs.queenb7781]

My husband and I had fun on Margaritaville at sea back in November 2022..we didn't eat the buffett but the food was great at the Steakhouse and the main dining room. We had fun at sail away party and salsa dancing at night. We also had fun in Freeport Bahamas..we did the day pass at Taino Beach resort and had a fun beach and pool day and the Bahamian food we ate at the restaurant at the resort was amazing. We cruise often on other cruise lines and tried Margaritaville at Sea and enjoyed it...would I go back on it? Likely no but we did enjoy it. Oh and the bed on Margaritaville was the most comfy bed than all the other cruise lines we've been on.

[@tonykurtis3959]

We probably were on the same ship. My day 11/2. It rocked!

[@susan_elizabeth]

Hi Ryan! I was wondering where you were. I was afraid the May the Fourth food did you in and you were laid up sick. Glad to see I was wrong! Well, you might be sick now, after the Margaritaville At Sea..... Thanks for taking one for the team and showing us this ship!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Hahaha yeah, i had plenty of recover to do from both of these last two videos 😂😂 Thank you for all the support 🙏

[@electrictroy2010]

May the 4th? If you mean Cinco de Mayo that’s on the 5th

[@cathyfrederick5073]

I was on this ship with the Paradise Bahamas Line back in 2018 and my daughter and I had a great time. Sorry that it has gotten so run down, I would definitely NOT go back on it now. Thanks for touring it though. :D

[@TL_oS]

Where have I been? I can’t believe it took me this long to find your channel. You and Danny are awesome. Happily subscribed and can’t wait to work my way through your videos.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you so much! The ultimate compliment 😭🙏

[@MattRichardson]

This is a particularly great video.👏 Funny but earnest and best of all, authentic. I wouldn't set foot on that boat.

[@sanniwartinen3595]

It may be kinda ghetto but Im not gonna lie, for $75 I would TOTALLY go on this cruise!

[@Been.Here.Since.2007]

Pretty sure after every extra charge you're paying way more in the end.

[@electrictroy2010]

Almost $300 total after you add port fres, taxes, fuel surcharges, mandatory gratuity, etc

[@mtvjackass74]

yea, he was over the top

[@mikerizzo7750]

Great video guys!

[@grigsbywhite3309]

It seems that you guys have a great attitude about your experience on the ship. I am glad that you gave a shout out to the crew. I normally cruise Celebrity so I’m not sure I can take a step this far backwards.

[@gottorox]

Watching this makes me happy we just picked a Royal Caribbean cruise lol Great Video!!

[@elbowbain8988]

loved the wonder of the seas much diffrence from this also in price :P

[@LauraCrawford-cc3pn]

Loved this video!

[@sullivantan6838]

wow this makes me want to go!! thanks for the review

[@Funsave2012]

Yes , enjoyed, watched all your video and subscribed ❤

[@PatrickWagz]

yes And, I loved the whole parallel you made between the breakfast *Buffet* name and Jimmy *Buffet* !!!! Hilarious!!

[@weaseljavelin9443]

Happy Sunday morning to you and my name is Craig Dennis and i watch your new videos all the time and i in joy all of your videos all the time and you have a great day and you take care today👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Happy sunday to you too Craig!! Hope you have a great day too 🙌

[@Tigersguy]

For $75 you get what you pay for, a room on a ship and a trip to Freeport. I’m sorry you couldn’t enjoy yourself, you should do lifetime drama movies. I’m sure your followers paid for it as well, just tacky. Could have showed the positive to help people on a small budget take a cruise. 😢

[@maryloulong6789]

Well said. This guy is a jerk.

[@followingcierra]

Super glad you survived this ship wreck!

[@robertpeters2902]

Thank you so much for this, I was about to book a weekend on this ship as I am a Veteran and was offered a "Free" Cruise for 2. After taxes though, an "ocean View" room was 219 per person. I am so glad I saw this before booking!

[@seanras1965]

I've been on the ship twice, loved it both time. I have cruised most major cruiselines. Don't knock it till you try it. I also use the hero's sail free, and I'm going on there newer ship coming out it June. The staff is amazing and the steak house is excellent. I will go on this ship again and again. It is cheaper than a weekend in Orlando

[@hostanib]

No! Such a great video Ryan, well done. I hope that boat has a big “Danny on Board” sticker in the back window cuz you two made this fun. Any cruise ship that allows TWO squattros can’t be that bad but after your honest review we realize they can. Glad you pursued this adventure and suffered for the benefit of us all because the content was really enjoyable. Edited addition, forgot to say thank you for showing the porthole window in the cabin, we hadn’t seen your hole since the F&G Do’s & Don’ts video.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Yo, GOAT comment once again 😂😂 I’m always happy to squat for you and show you any of my holes 😂 Thank you as always 🙏

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

I called them to ask about hidden fees. A $75 cruise ended up being around $500 with taxes, port charges, required billed tips, parking at the port. It was for 1 person. It felt bad paying all those charges for just two nights, so I passed. I’ve never seen the shops at the port closed, there’s A Harley Davidson, wow. There was a tiny cruise ship with an above ground pool with glass walls that I loved going on, really enjoyed that one out of there once.

[@tomvu1470]

To be fair, wouldn't those hidden fees be applicable to all/most cruises?

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

@@tomvu1470 reread it, for just 2 nights, not worth it. Still shit. Doesn't matter who is getting the money, it is too much when they are luring you in with $75, which it is definitely far from, actually around $500. You can have your way of looking at things, 0pinions. Make your own comments, leave mine alone.

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

My amount when I called and asked for the details did include an excursion to swim with the pigs in Eleuthera, one of the day trips. That can easily be cancelled last minute though, lack of communication there. I really want to see them. As for getting your money's worth via cheeseburgers, they aren't that good to begin with at the Margaritaville restaurant. They are priced like that because of the great atmosphere, not the quality of the burgers. The erupting margaritas volcano and live music with the big screen videos make the not-so-great overpriced burgers worthwhile.

[@nan-sea3814]

right. 75 doesnt mean 75 and free isnt free

[@DBYouTubeHandle]

@@nan-sea3814 never does, LOTS of fine print to read, & also need to ask additional questions.

[@kinoglaza]

Those Crocs are rad. I have a pair. Hey, I think Parrotheads would have a blast. It’s sad that they don’t upkeep the boat though. Hope you had some fun! 🌴❤️🌴

[@chrismartin4248]

Went in March and had a completely different experience. Going back in June and looking forward to it. Room was clean, buffet and main dining was on par with Carnival. Pizza was really good too. Lol The two main shows were both amazing, especially the one with the live band.

[@mayrasaltar]

It failed plenty of health inspections, so it might be similar to a foodtruck in a third world country.

[@speaktruth247]

On par with carnival, my ass!!!

[@jules2363]

And that isn't exactly a compliment.​@@speaktruth247

[@YanzP]

Yep! I would still book and planning to go soon just to see how bad (or not) it really is 🎉 Your review was hilarious 😅

[@EpicDIZ]

Any Hemisphere Dancer lore on the ship? Thats really why I watch these vlogs.

[@EpicDIZ]

Just got to the Hemisphere Dancer part hahahha You did not dissapoint.

[@KathleenChilds]

lol. The stench in the room alone….. I guess if you got sloshed the whole “trip”, you may not notice. Thank you for a very entertaining video! New subscriber here! 🤗🌴🎶

[@seanras1965]

I've been on 12 cruises over my life. I have been on this ship twice, and we are going on the Islander in July. It is what you make it. I would absouluty do this ship again, and will. Rather be on an old cruise ship, than drop twice as much to spend the same time in Orlando. But hey, you do you!

[@labdogs42]

The Islander looks a little newer, so I’m hoping it gets better reviews!

[@cruisecrazy7066]

Too much of YOU and not enough of the ship.

[@MissMausoleum]

It's his channel. I figured that was obvious, but clearly not since you commented and seem to need someone to point out the obvious to you.

[@cruisecrazy7066]

@@MissMausoleum Hey...I was just offering constructive criticism. I want to see the ship. I do not need to see you.

[@deejayakanolasunshine9538]

I appreciate you taking the time to make this video. Love your personality. Cruising on this ship is a solid no!

[@wildtexascowgirltravel]

Yes, in a heartbeat. Can't wait!

[@lindastradley9788]

You'd have to be a REAL party animal to appreciate this ship. I probably would have been sold on it 50+ years ago in my late teens and early 20's, when I WAS more of a party animal but I'm waaayyy past that now. Even Carnival and Virgin are too eccentric for me, now. I can't believe I'm even ADMITTING to that! I'm only 35...in my mind! On paper...twice that! Bummer!!! I've reached the level of RCCL, Celebrity, Holland America or Cunard. But I DID have plenty of fun and great times (thankfully, we didn't have Social Media back then; NO EVIDENCE!🤣🤣🤣🤣).

[@jdog2345]

Just watched this with my daughter and her boyfriend. It definitely would not be for us but if you want to enjoy an affordable cruise this would be it. We loved your humour throughout🇨🇦

[@lindastradley9788]

It's fine for a first time cruiser....if you realize that there is no place to go but up!!! Or it could put a potential cruiser off cruising ever again, if they thought that ALL cruises were like that!

[@christinacooley6370]

the room alone would make me lose my appetite for the rest of the cruise.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Hahah we were kinda in the same boat (pun intended) 😂 Thank you so much for watching 🙏

[@michelledunn1637]

Never, never, never! Love the koozie! I’m sure she will too!!! 😂😂

[@GEORGIACONSTITUIONMEDIA]

Yes … NEW SUBSCRIBER!! We stay in his motels at Pigeon Forge Tn.

[@devinb1396]

Pretty strange that Margaritaville hotels are high end and the ship is low end

[@jpbarbian]

The hotels aren't high end, they are what a budget guests think would be high end.

[@chantalt9431]

I would never do this kind of cruise even if it was free... Thanks for sharing, always so interesting

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank YOU for watching!! I don’t blame you not wanting to take this one 😅

[@Anderson-Me]

Yup! Will add it to the "experiences" category of my life!

[@travhausen]

Excellent video brobot!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you brobot🤖🙏

[@Karen_esque]

This cruise ship existing is absolutely insane. I would almost believe you created this all for an elaborate prank. 🤣

[@5168agonz]

Nope... They could include free airfare, overnight hotel stay, alcohol and the answer would be HELL NO.

[@RollerCoasterExpedition]

This is funny. I was thinking of doing this cruise as well… probably be best to charter a trip on the S.S. minnow

[@reneejohnson3919]

Nope lol…Great video btw. I laughed out loud more than a few times 😂

[@phrewilly8556]

Fun video! Please keep in mind MAS has a new (refurbished) Spirit Class ship sailing from Tampa starting June 14th! it will be much more aligned with the Margaritaville Brand! The prices also reflect that!

[@jworth7203]

I’m sailing on that one in October. Hoping for the best but not expecting a whole lot.

[@phrewilly8556]

@@jworth7203 We are going on the inaugural cruise next month. Hoping for the best!

[@seanras1965]

I'm sailing July 16th on the islander😊

[@emiddleb2]

Best video yet … even better than Pooh for President … no, I wouldn’t go, but I’m sending the video to my mom to give her the idea 😂

[@svefors1]

I was on a Royal Caribbean cruise a few weeks ago. We did see this ship as we pulled in to Grand Bahama island.

[@Jarvel5]

I can't wait for your next challenge video where you take on this cruise AGAIN without a watch, and you have to ask everyone what time it is until someone says "its 5 o clock somewhere" or you lose. Bonus points if you take a cheeseburger up to the paradise deck and ask people if they know what it is until they say, "It's a cheeseburger in paradise!"

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

lmao that would be amazing 😂😂 they do have another ship launching this summer 👀👀 maybe i’ll have to go 😂

[@Jarvel5]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs 🍿

[@FlaNativeLady73]

Thank you for making this honest review. I’ve been on 3 cruises, my husband has never been on a cruise. From watching this video, the Margaritaville at is will be a hard pass.

[@Miami7]

Same here - husband has never been on a cruise, so if we decided to go on one for his first time, it would not be this one!

[@adamprice8382]

Bruh...the ATM with the "we accept EBT" says it all 😂

[@Nursejustinreviews]

I would not spend even 75 dollars for that experience but I loved watching you guys do it.

[@jimroscovius]

This is why we sailed Royal Caribbean's Wonder of the Seas in April.

[@jamsout5735]

Very well done! Your enthusiasm and positive attitude kept me through to the end without skipping any part of it along the way. Although, I'm sorry but I would say NO to this cruise.

[@lillis887]

I want to see an interview of a room attendant from MAS! I’m sure they seen some crazy stuff!! And 😢 had to clean up some nasty messes!

[@AikenAdventures]

You're right, the staff was pretty incredible! Super nice people! This was a great video! Super entertaining! We had a wonderful time on the cruise ourselves. It wasn't the best ship we've ever been on, but we had a great time together as a family!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

That was kinda the mindset we had leaving the place. Obviously, it was played up a bit for the camera, but we got what we paid for 🤷‍♂️ Thank you so much for watching 🙏

[@AikenAdventures]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs you’re welcome. You’re doing a great job on your channel. Excellent story-telling. We’re really trying to improve in story-telling, packaging (title/thumbnail, etc.) it’s a grind! Keep it up! Your channel is growing so fast! Also, I wish we had thought to review the Holiday Inn Waterpark on the basis of its Nickelodeon history! Super smart angle! We just thought, “I bet our kids would like to play in that splash pad.” and then they didn’t…. 🙄 which should have been our video angle, but instead I was making a video about the cost of the food. 🤦🏻‍♂️ so many missed opportunities. 🤪

[@om3g4z3r0]

Damn you really rolled the dice on this one.

[@sxyblnd2002]

There is a new Margaritaville hotel on Ft. Myers Beach. For just one day, wth our dogs, it would be 260.00 plus tax for the room, 100.00 for the dogs, 35.00 for the day to park, another 100.00 service fee. And that doe not include any overpriced food. No thank you! 500.00 for an overnight stay? I'll take the cruise any day! I hope the hotel fails. I really think it will. People here do not have the resources to pay those big bucks, especially after Hurricane Ian decimated the entire beach. Corporate greed on display!

[@constanttraveler]

I’m with you, but it sometimes seems that these companies can’t raise the prices high enough to have most people say no to them. It’s no wonder prices and taxes keep going up.

[@electrictroy2010]

Well the cruise is $300 after all the fees, taxes, mandatory tip, etc. Not a huge difference from the hotel

[@russelljackson8153]

"Jimmy Buffet can now legally harvest your organs while you're onboard. Thank you for sailing Margaritaville - and for your spleen, liver, pancreas, and gall bladder."

[@Rangerphillips]

Nooooo I think after the hidden fees your time would be better spent elsewhere but glad you went so we could be entertained by your video!

[@josiebfancy]

Decided a long time ago that I won't be taking any Margaritaville cruises but I do enjoy watching reviews about it, hoping someone will convince me to give it a try 🤷🏽‍♀️.

[@TNYankee2020]

That was an awesome video! I've never laughed so hard at a cruise video before. Thanks for the warnings. And NO.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you so much!! This one was a blast to make, maybe we’ll have to take a trip on their new ship debuting this summer 😂😂👀

[@AlexKranjec]

Nope. Wouldn’t get on. I’m a teacher and I actually came across an ad from them promoting a free cruise for teachers... eh thanks but no thanks. Go figure that this is the kind of benefit teaching affords you 😬 haha.

[@jacitucci]

Yep I saw that one for law enforcement too, no thanks!!😂

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

At this point i’ve seen people comment everything from free cruises for Military, First Responders and Teachers. Which is great and I think they should be doing. but my question is, HOW CAN THEY MAKE A PROFIT?! also, every one of the comments mentioning this is paired with a “i still wouldn’t go” 😂😂 thank you for watching 🙏🙏

[@iOB]

Absolutely not. But I enjoyed the video. Also really appreciate you acknowledging the work of the crew!

[@chandlee3968]

Like all the other lines, they get you at the upsell. Drink packages, add on’s at dinner, $70 croks, that’s how they can offer the cheap rooms.

[@doc2w534]

My sister got the ad through GovX discounts since she is in healthcare. They are going next month. She is so excited I couldn’t tell her what to expect.

[@brendaholsinger9599]

Wear Red if you are in Danger ‼️ 😂 this Pitty viewer loved it ! I think it’s great you can laugh at it all. Great vid

[@moonbeammama22]

Lol thanks for going so we don't have to ....wow! Your videos are underrated. Well done. Well done.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you so much!! I work real hard on these videos, so comments like this mean the world 🙏

[@warrenbellamy5356]

My wife and I have cruised on this ship 3 separate times and have always managed to enjoy ourselves. If you’re expecting the same amenities you’ll find on the bigger, more elaborate ships, yes, you’ll be disappointed. What people fail to realize is that this boat is more of a shuttle to and from the Bahamas than a traditional cruise ship. For the price, it’s a nice little 3 day getaway. If you lower your expectations and realize that you “get what you pay for”, you may actually have a good time.

[@jafricanking_Bronx]

😂😂😂 I taught about it but now that I've seen a few videos about this ship, I don't think I want to waste my time nor $$$ to only go to a port where nothing is there, I can stay home for all that.That room I would need 3 bottles of Lysol spray before I could even sit on that bed. I don't drink so a booze cruise just isn't for me. Thanks 👍🏾

[@jazzyflorida3757]

You mean the floating greyhound! Lmao 🤣

[@beckyneveu7568]

Great video 😅

[@authentically_rachel]

Loved the video! We will avoid it but fun to watch and learn.

[@tommywolfe2706]

This is one of the best cruise review videos that I have ever seen.....and I watched it because I have seen several from this same ship from different channels. Best one so far. You both seem like fun dudes. $75 is a cheap price for that much fun.....but you did have to share a bed, right? lol. Anyway, I loved the way you were staying positive but at the same time, pointed out the flaws. The many flaws. I have thought about booking a cruise on this with my son lol. I live in Indiana, obviously it will cost more than $75, but still, expectations are important and what a better way to find out than this. Thank you for your service lmao. Glad you guys had fun! Also, do you need a passport for a cruise like this?

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you so much for the glowing review!! No, you do not need a passport for this particular cruising. There was a separate check in line just for guests with only their birth certificate (which you do need)

[@tommywolfe2706]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs That strange colored sausage and wet eggs deserve it all by itself lmao

[@RawOlympia]

🤣😂😅 It actually looks better than the Baltic ship we were on with ice breakers, heading to Finland. Sounded like we were in a Magaritaville blender! Good times at sea, love yer vid! Bon Voyage!

[@mat_mjb]

For that price I would try it for the funny stories that I imagine I could tell for years 😂

[@shannondeville2298]

Props for taking the hit for the rest of us lol. Not only would the food make me deathly ill, but the certain use of a particular plant would have made the whole experience unbearable. 😬

[@judithjolly1938]

Boy I'm glad I saw this before I booked my free 2 day cruise! Lol

[@jennjames1977]

Does This Change You Going On A Free 2 Days Cruise?

[@judithjolly1938]

@@jennjames1977 lol I'd rather pay a bit extra for quality and convenience lol and not have to walk half a mile to the shops at the Bahamas port lol

[@britirock7]

Great video! And its a NOOOOOO for me lol

[@JeanCarlos-lz4vd]

We went on in March & had a great experience. Our room was fine, food was good & staff was fantastic. It's definitely a "booze cruise" type ship, you're not getting luxury anything.

[@VictoriaGates]

I'm good watching you take it on. I'd be terrified of getting food poisoning or sinking. Likely only if I were taking on a challenge to try the WORST cruise possible for laughs. I'd bring an inflatable raft and granola bars in my luggage. LOL

[@angus1745]

The main thing that puts me off cruises is the ridiculous hostility towards cannabis, taken to ludicrous extremes by a lot of cruise lines. Margaritaville seems to be the one and only cruise line that seems to be getting it right. I'd definitely consider a cruise if I knew I wasn't going to be hassled with crap like urang-utans sniffing around your cabin while you're at the bar and reporting shit like sightings of vape pens and 'smells' resulting in people being ejected etc.

[@Hubbs4Him]

No, no thank you. But thanks for taking one for the team!

[@steelpeart]

Long boarding procedure? That's Port Canaveral in a nutshell! Happened with Royal Caribbean as well.

[@Daisy1.0]

No way - thanks for doing it for us!

[@elizabethfardon5154]

The more you said Buffet the more I became convinced it isn’t a real word 😂

[@reedberry]

As a faithful "Parrothead" since the 1970s, it's disappointing to see the Margaritaville brand treated in this manner, with a sub par cruise line literally trying to stay afloat by offering cheap, poorly reviewed cruises. People have been wondering if the brand and concept will be sustainable now that Jimmy is gone, since his music and concert tours fueled other divisions of the Buffett empire. Guess we'll have to wait and see, but it seems like maybe the cruise partnership wasn't the best idea. I am looking forward to visiting Margaritaville Island in San Diego if it ever opens. Seems like the perfect place for a Margaritaville-themed resort, but the pandemic, as well as demands from the California Coastal Commission, have seriously delayed the project. Fins up, Parrotheads!

[@angelafalletta24]

Unfortunately, we are already booked. Had no idea about all of this. Makes me nervous!

[@Modestdee88]

Dollar tree of the seas took me out 😂

[@tanganyikarichardson5588]

Life is what you make it ✨️ ❤

[@salvinahovhannisyan9396]

I Have been on a cruise before but I want to tell you it was celebrity they were amazzing

[@debswatching]

The Costa Concordia Captain said he “fell into a lifeboat”. Yea, right!

[@ZachEads]

NO. would never get on that ship for any $$$ amount. You guys are hilarious, this is great content to watch, keep reviewing crappy hotels and cruises!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Planning more for the near future as we speak! Thank you so much for checking out the video 🙏

[@zacharywende1553]

How does one go from "XXX" staight edge to a Magaritaville cruise?

[@dawntill5295]

Yikes I mean can’t beat $75 dollar cruise but not great itinerary, food or excursion to a parking lot sucks!! Thanks for showing me what cruise I would never want to waste money on

[@lzbrtstwbrtakaliz]

Why on earth is there an apostrophe in sandy “toe’s?” 😂 They’d have to pay me to get on this…and a hell of a lot more than $75. Oof.

[@mariodanova2016]

Your only the 200th KZbinr to do this !

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

*You’re

[@baby0821]

Were you on the same ship dates as us...we just got off of it 2 days ago the May 11 sailing. And I swear you have me reliving what we experienced...lol..#ItNeedsAMajorDryDock