Mario Kart Wii - Unlock Funky Kong% in

Going for Sub 5 minutes without Pipe Bounce and maybe WR. This run isn’t particularly great but I just started my grind and already 4th so…
How am I going to get Sub 5 without Pipe Bounce you may ask? Well on Mushroom Gorge, you can carry on riding the mountain after completing Lap 1 and skip the whole mushroom pad bounce and ride stuff.
I do it in my Mushroom Gorge Glitch PB and I’m quite consistent at it. Coconut Mall, I just need to be going for 2 for 2 Spindrifts and for the no-glitch driving, drive better.

[@JWR56]

Let me know if you want to see more speedrunning on the channel and I’ll try my best to provide! Even if I feel half dead…

[@flayploof6397]

Wouldn't it be faster to do ultra shortcut on grumble volcano then to do Yoshi falls?

[@JWR56]

Grumble Volcano is not unlocked when making a brand new license

[@EpicAntos]

I love the way this video is filmed straight from the TV. Makes it so much more authentic and believable that players really are this skilled and can pull off shortcuts like this

[@JWR56]

Thanks! This really means a lot to me

[@salamgaming7806]

@@JWR56and you mean a lot to us

[@KiraTheDumbCat]

I mean how would he record it anyway

[@MarcusGronkowski]

@@KiraTheDumbCatfrom a capture card like everyone else does

[@ArrowPandaFode]

"what? but he screwed up at the 3rd race.. how is this tied.. maybe he just forgot to update the title, when was this relea- A DAY AGO!?"

[@JWR56]

Unlock Funky Kong% is played competitively by very few runners as it is considered a meme speedrun My first two tracks were quite fast in a typical run and I saved about 18 seconds over 4th Place’s Mushroom Gorge. However, most of their time save came from having better times on the other tracks

[@quimicalkirby]

"oh look a mkwii video, must be ol-9 DAYS AGO????"

[@bootleg6595]

Roblox rp ahh dialogue

[@PringoOrSomething]

The fact that he’s using wheel makes this insane

[@JWR56]

Too stubborn to change to a different controller, and so I ended up becoming quite a talented wheel player within the community

[@PringoOrSomething]

@@JWR56 That’s sick af

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@SplatPaintz]

​@@JWR56 I was exactly the same way. When I was younger, I played a lot of MKWii with just a wii remote because I had no idea you can use a nunchuck, pro controller, and a GameCube Controller for this game. So I became pretty good at the game with just the wii remote.

[@mattd824]

You get better turning so technically it's the more "optimal" control scheme

[@raveen14]

4th Worldwide Is Certainly An Achievement. Well Done!

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@Masterfredthompson]

If you went back In time to 2015 and showed this to 6 year old me. My mind would have blown up.

[@maheerhuq6708]

THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE SPEEDRUNNING LETS GOO FUNKY KONG

[@pleaseenteraname.5857]

The fact that you said it was a mid run and still tied WR shows you got what it takes. Keep running!

[@JWR56]

(Tied 4th WorldWide)

[@JWR56]

But thanks! Definitely will keep improving this and try and get the 2nd Sub 5 minutes

[@guccisystem]

this was awesome to watch!!! hope you get that wr someday!!

[@JWR56]

Thanks, I hope so too!

[@Abuelitasoytunieto99]

Broooooooo you taking the "unlocking funkin kong speedrun" in a another level. Damn. Good job bro good video keep up the good work. Peace. ❤

[@JWR56]

Thanks for the kind words! I really like pushing things to its limits and ultimately try and make others push even harder

[@Abuelitasoytunieto99]

No problem. 🤖

[@cyandeoidre2375]

Coconut mall blew my damn mind first time seeing that

[@JWR56]

Mario Kart Wii is always full of surprises

[@OneShotMarkimoo]

Supercuts are insane

[@JWR56]

They really are!

[@ddreamlezz]

Im so surprised that this is video came out this year, and he played on a wii wheel. This is a whole nother level of skill.

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@rainboroad]

i was in genuine shock seeing the mushroom gorge cut, havent witnessed a 3/3 in a while, this is so cool

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@mysteriousmog51]

even though it isn't a world record this is still extremely impressive well done!

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@mysteriousmog51]

@@JWR56 Your welcome and good luck on any other future runs!

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@CRyta]

Mad respect for keeping such a gem of a game alive, you're doing great work in the most skillfull of ways!! Good luck with everything moving forward man

[@JWR56]

Thank you so much! Truly means the world to me

[@IrishCoder]

That is a really good video I just watched. Thanks!

[@JWR56]

No problem! Expect even more content like this in the future

[@IrishCoder]

@@JWR56 alright

[@The23rdGamer]

Great work! I hope to see more from you.

[@JWR56]

Thank you! Will do!

[@RealOrangeThunder]

That was amazing you my friend have earned a sub 😊

[@JWR56]

Thank you so much!

[@DamiFunky]

You're crazy bro, how are you able to do that. 😵‍💫 Congratulations on the 4th! 🏆

[@JWR56]

Thanks! Lots of time and effort

[@robertoxlnubillux8964]

seeing funky kong unlocked makes me happy

[@TheMessidu75018]

This is a certified classic

[@lordskello]

for a world record you reaction was rather calm. great job nonetheless!

[@JWR56]

This is 4th Worldwide (WR is World Record) But yeah, once you play something for a long time, you don’t really feel that much pressure because you have probably had even faster attempts, but ultimately failed at the end

[@chiyue5676]

as a fellow flame runner savant, seeing you miss mts on the mach bike was too relatable

[@JWR56]

The drift is so much tighter than Flame Runner, it’s so difficult to switch between the two

[@howlingwolf456]

You are a legend! 🏅

[@JWR56]

Means a lot to me, thanks!

[@minibang2543]

Using a wheel is impressive and nostalgic as hell for me 😂 I went from Wii to Wii U using a wheel and I miss using them 😭

[@JWR56]

I’m sad that my Old Wii back in 2019 broke and I miss the times using it. But I’m glad to still play my favourite game on the Wii U and still use the Wheel

[@quintonlloyd1957]

holy frick, this man's talented 💯👌😎

[@JWR56]

Thanks! Haven’t played this since, but I’m looking forward to coming back and beating this in the future

[@mauriziositzia4744]

You are so good dude, i wish i could get those shortcuts like you. I play on the wii steering wheel too but im too ass

[@JWR56]

Thanks! Yeah I do play with the Wii Remote. You just need to practice over and over again. It may seem that I make these all look easy, but that’s because I have poured an unfathomable amount of hours. Probably more than hundreds. You can definitely get better, it just takes some time

[@TheOscarGamer_]

My man went funky mode

[@JWR56]

Nice one

[@enathera]

Mario Kart Wii was so fun. I hope return to play it one day.

[@JWR56]

It was the game I grew up playing the most and have been playing my entire life

[@enathera]

@@JWR56 For me, MK DS was the game that play a lot during my teenage. A classic💗

[@rhodri662]

Very good job on mushroom gorge by the way

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@Soonders]

Funky Kong would be proud

[@gdaymaster8499]

Meanwhile Me who never did time Trials: FUNKY KONG IS IN THIS GAME?

[@Finelyprecise]

This shit actual so awesome, kudos to you

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@oscardelgado-major805]

Out of curiosity why not use Luigi? He’d take no more time to select and has a significant speed bonus

[@MyNameIsMatt_]

speed doesn't really matter if you're going to end tracks at light speed

[@JWR56]

I’m using Mario to make the Shroomless Cookie strategy on Mushroom Gorge easier, due to having better handling

[@derpychicken7598]

I see baby Peach and baby Daisy as Mii’s on the console, Everything else I don’t know

[@JWR56]

Planned on trying to make everyone as miis but stopped because it took forever

[@M-eye-tBintentional]

People. Consider. Moving your finger/mouse to the red brick with letters on it, and clicking the weird bell thing. Pressing the perculiar thumb shaoed button, thats pointing up... And being cool! :D

[@M-eye-tBintentional]

Also when I was, literally 5, I unlocked Birdo for no reason, and it scared the ZOINKS outta me... Ran out of the room and everything...

[@JWR56]

Thanks, that’s really kind of you. That was also the same with me, Birdo just kinda looked scary to me back in the day

[@derpylemon852]

Good job! :D

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@Valzentia]

This is incredible

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@NinkoCv]

Video inspiring me to play this gem again.

[@JWR56]

It is quite an enjoyable speedrun category to play in my opinion

[@thecursedlullafairy]

1:49 why he make that noise 😭

[@JWR56]

I didn’t realise that… That is so weird

[@mauriziositzia4744]

U play on a controller right? Im about to watch some of your ultrashortcuts

[@joniboi3699]

Thats my boy right there

[@JWR56]

Yes sir!

[@ARandomTrout356]

Sub 1 Falls is definitely possible, and maybe the Ghost Valley ultra might be viable? Great work!

[@JWR56]

Thanks! Going for Sub 1 minute on rYF would take a lot of time and effort for very little timesave (maybe like 1-2 secs max) But it will be quite a while for someone to go for rGV2 Glitch, but they are a good idea. I might try and go for Pipe Bounces on WGM and remove the need to play rYF to save more timesave overall, rather than trying to optimise it

[@hoplabobla]

Nice 😁

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@warionumbahone7642]

Setting some good time without a capture card…impressive

[@JWR56]

Thank you

[@mmmapplesauce1673]

WW stands for World Wecord btw

[@JWR56]

Lol

[@MetaIDuck]

WW means world-wide

[@mmmapplesauce1673]

@@MetaIDuck no World Wecord

[@WiiFan-1300]

Badass! 🔥🔥🔥

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@WiiFan-1300]

@@JWR56 You’re very welcome ^^

[@generaljf7233]

W

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Are you filming your screen ??

[@JWR56]

Yes currently I don’t have a capture card to record from my Wii U itself

[@boltplay]

Even a donkey can tell the difference

[@mforchip]

coconut mall was insane!

[@JWR56]

Thanks! Could be a lot faster but it was pretty good

[@HoChiPro]

Neat

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@EVDWalo]

on wii whell, this is hella impressive

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@psychotic__spoon3243]

I’ve never played mkwii so how do u normally unlock him?

[@JWR56]

By unlocking 4 expert staff ghosts in time trials

[@TheElBebo]

Dang Your Faster Than Me

[@JWR56]

Multiple years of hard work and determination led to where I am today

[@quino4269]

I need to do this

[@JWR56]

It’s a great way to play the game in a new perspective

[@samiasoares6823]

Did anybody else notice that License is spelled "Lincece"

[@cb-stops2777]

Why not do the ultra on grumble volcano?

[@natedawg906]

It’s not unlocked when you start a file because it’s in the Star Cup

[@SimonDoer]

My dumbass did not just read WW as 'world wecord'

[@MS-rj4sx]

good job

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@sunnyd8720]

Wouldn’t grumble volcano be faster? Than snes ghost valley?

[@JWR56]

Grumble Volcano is not unlocked at the start of the Speedrun

[@sunnyd8720]

Ohhhh I understand now

[@gankmcspank9583]

Why don’t you do grumble volcano as one of the tracks?

[@JWR56]

Not unlocked starting a new license

[@gankmcspank9583]

@@JWR56 oh of course lmao, it’s a really cool route

[@gankmcspank9583]

@@JWR56 if you didn’t bonk on yoshi falls it would’ve been yours, hope you get wr to yourself homie

[@JWR56]

Thanks! There’s an even better route by doing Wario’s Gold Mine, but haven’t tried it out yet

[@gankmcspank9583]

@@JWR56 that pipe shortcut glitch is really rough, I bet with practice you’ll get it though

[@bighazdog]

why not play grumble volcano? surely its way faster than any of these..

[@JWR56]

When creating a brand new license, the Star Cup where you can play Grumble Volcano is locked and so you would need to unlock the cup first before you can play it in Time Trials

[@bighazdog]

@@JWR56 okay thanks!

[@JWR56]

No problem

[@ProfessionalTwitterHater]

How do you unlock funky kong

[@JWR56]

Unlock 4 Expert Staff Ghosts in Time Trials

[@GM-Devs-x3u]

NO RAYES

[@ChenyangYu-ub9nr]

nice!

[@JWR56]

Cheers!

[@FishyRL.]

ultra shortcut strat is op 😭

[@JWR56]

It used to be one of my favourite things to do in my childhood. I’d just be messing around with it

[@FishyRL.]

@@JWR56 I was never able to do the coconut mall one 😭

[@JWR56]

I believe that you can, Shane has a really good tutorial on the Coconut Mall one that I recommend: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoSUY519r85ppposi=Vd_2vxkgXT0v_Nsg

[@FishyRL.]

@@JWR56 I did it after 30 mins 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@JWR56]

See I knew you could do it! I always have my faith in others even if they don’t

[@Streethere]

hi

[@JWR56]

Hello

[@Ultimatesunflower]

the best 😉😉

[@JWR56]

Thanks!

[@GabrylMD]

I like dumb speedrunning categories

[@JWR56]

Me too

[@JohnLikesKetchup]

I thought this was a tutorial…

[@JWR56]

I’m planning on making tutorials in the future though on how to unlock everything in Mario Kart Wii

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

🤣

[@JWR56]

Didn’t get exactly how I wanted but I’m happy to have improved by quite a margin

[@JWR56]

Going to carry on till Sub 5 minutes

[@notkiver]

Glitches really ruined time trial in this game

[@JWR56]

No I don’t think so. I think it makes the game better as a whole, and the whole community loves how much they can push them to its limits

[@ブルーベリーbluee]

lol

[@JWR56]

Looking to try and improve later this week

[@ブルーベリーbluee]

@@JWR56 respect

[@whatThehellisThis.]

wasted time picking a mii character

[@JWR56]

Time doesn’t begin until you select the 1 player on the new license