Mark 5 - CeWEBrity Profile - Tosh.0

A music producer whose wealth may not match up to his boasts shares some of his secrets to success with Daniel.
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[@thewalkinglatte3971]

For a person with a ridiculous personality, mark 5 seems oddly responsible.

[@willisattack]

He's a better manager than producer lol

[@alwayslearning2190]

I was JUST thinking the same thing

[@bam6213]

Keeping those receipts for the recommended 7 years. 😂😂😂

[@DonEnzone]

Aow

[@RickR69]

If you discount him tanning until his skin burns for that crispy melanoma in his 40s, yeah I guess.

[@AR-ly7yt]

He should produce the gratata dude, they would make a great couple

[@xaviersuarez5440]

His name is Brian silva, show some respect for the fufu king

[@donaldjp100]

Grrrratata 😌😖

[@TheChuckwagonLite]

Literally thought the same thing

[@RavenMoonChild00]

And ice jj fish

[@mr.notsocreative]

He’s busy getting his salad tossed in prison. But I would definitely buy that album off SoundCloud

[@livecoilarchive1458]

The fact Mark 5 pays for Pro Tools out of pocket is very respectable.

[@christophercollins3632]

“Mark 5 wanna pay for everything! Hopefully 40% off. And Uber Pool. And free condoms. Woooo!”

[@PropheticFate]

ahhahah he's a true baller forreal though. Still paying, just not full price! Frugal Billionaire's Club

[@jamesedghill3726]

I am 100% sure bumblebee got repossessed

[@CarLitozWayzz]

Lmaooooo

[@craigwolfgang74]

You don't need repo for a rental.

[@RickSolid1]

Repo Whooooo!

[@zaxfilms9427]

That’s like a 2010 model that was probably around 30k new

[@zaxfilms9427]

And worth like 10 now

[@eternalreign2313]

That's my new motto in life, "don't waste time trying to perfect something when you could be doing another 20 projects". Now I waste time trying to come up with 19 more projects that I don't have to perfect.

[@ivonned32]

I think that is call ADHD 😄

[@reidsimonson]

“Good to be Daniel Tosh!” “Some days” Lol that was great!

[@mn_twisted4319]

He’s like a preppy version of takeshi 69

[@summertime9629]

You know he’d be as Big or bigger of a rat than - Tekashi69.

[@shinobifujin]

Who

[@ticket2space621]

Ow

[@grantmejia9925]

This was a much lighter and less depressive aspect of mental illness.

[@deadmeatjb]

How would you even diagnose this? He reminds me of a friend that had few parents and prob not a lot of meat

[@jasminemacintosh]

@@deadmeatjbwhat??

[@deadmeatjb]

@@jasminemacintosh hetero twinks like to compensate

[@HowieRaps]

​@@deadmeatjbwhat kinda friend is that? 🤣

[@deadmeatjb]

@@HowieRaps a tall strong masculine confident man who's going to have a family heslthy regardless

[@gyro-j]

A character straight out of GTA V

[@craksmoker3896]

That's basically this whole show lol

[@dlarremore]

"Any mediums in that stack?" "No!"

[@user-yz2vc2jg2q]

He seemed surprisingly cool for how douchy he acts

[@mellymachine2377]

because of that I'm convinced his act is for fun

[@williamcruz7976]

Unlike Charlie Z

[@dirtymike1274]

Tosh's interviewing skills in this are A+

[@jeremysteele3098]

ow!

[@joeg5414]

He's got to be a troll. No way this guy is serious.

[@doinksinamish1593]

Hes flexing a Camaro 🤣hes a joke either way

[@DaBuick]

doinks in amish nothing shows success like flaunting the products of a failed car manufacturer.

[@TriniLush7]

How is this a surprise to you? This screams early 2000s energy 😂

[@kreature7946]

Yup just like Krispy Kreme

[@austingcomedy]

this is the joke, people

[@briggyb]

He's like a mini Dax Shepard.

[@sidthesloth12]

That's what I thought too

[@evita6208]

Mixed with a little Stuart from The Big Bang Theory.

[@stayce751]

Lmao😂😂😂😂

[@notchback93]

Except he’s far more entertaining than Dax Shepard

[@briggyb]

@@notchback93 true!!

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

I’m just glad tosh still has lesbians on his show

[@waterandafter]

Tosh still has a show?

[@BrianBoltwood]

Lol 😂

[@danielbonham1466]

Assuming he is a troll, I actually kind of like this kid. He is just so over the top, it’s fun to watch 👌

[@virgilslaymaker6258]

I think there’s an aspect. Like I feel he has some self awareness and is playing it up a bit. But I also think he’s just a guy who’s kinda living his best life in a way that’s like surprisingly endearing. Like how many people can say did they do what they love in the way that Mark five does. And also, I think he plays it up and is having fun. He also seems like he’s got a pretty decent moral compass. I would watch a docuseries about Mark five lol.

[@dukeetannerpuppypd2275]

If MTV Cribs is vintage than I am ancient LOL

[@tommynorthwood]

Kids think last years phone is 'vintage' its okay

[@waterandafter]

Wasn't cribs 20 years ago?

[@Tigerman1138]

I remember when MTV showed videos. I know that is a cliche? But I remember seeing Beastie Boys videos on MTV I watched “The Head” and “The Max.” I loved “Aeon Lux” and “Daria.” Okay...I am going to get my “boomer ass” back to work.

[@waterandafter]

@@Tigerman1138 Aeon Flux I remember videos before MTV.

[@gaarasama1719]

What are you doing out of bed Grandpa?! I'm tryin to bang your nurse GTFO

[@cliffhooper3558]

" I make a beat in under 5 mins " I believe him

[@lancelotto475]

He does have a point about overpolishing and chasing perfection. Sometimes you create something with rough edges, but it has something special about it that gets lost when pursuing perfection.

[@nicklebot9]

Love this guy, I’d hire him for a wedding 100%

[@jeffreytackett3922]

"Should you have spent more time on them?" is the brilliance of Tosh. Smack, without smacking.

[@leathercheerio1]

Hes really not that bad of a guy. I thinks it's more of a character he plays.

[@gagekelly1051]

Thank god you get it. Lmao people are trippin . He's obviously joking

[@seanmclain3278]

Hey look it's Mark's burner account

[@blragh]

Tosh or Mark 5? I was just surprised Toshs wrestling throwback. He doesnt seem like the type to watch half naked men pretend to fight...

[@bbbluff9473]

Agree

[@jackspradt1562]

duuuh really?

[@welcometotheinternet4215]

I don’t think he made the cut for the N 😂

[@niamhythedegen]

Mark 5 actually seems like a solid guy in a weird way

[@ivonned32]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tfries72]

No

[@timowthie]

he seems smarter then I thought he would

[@jackspradt1562]

he's white.

[@cadaversnotebook]

@@jackspradt1562 Average black nationalist 💀

[@fredr0fc]

Glad he had great sense of humour

[@ericblair9756]

Mark 5: Rick Flair won the belt 16 times Daniel Tosh: Rick Flair lost the belt at least 16 times

[@cecilyerker]

Mark 5 is stimulating the economy

[@christianmccaffrey7113]

I keep my receipts for 7 years lmao. I was dead

[@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679]

Smart. Its probably a character btw. Cant beleive people are so surprised. All kids care about today is money and attention.

[@katherinemurphree6858]

​@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679ya you do have to keep receipts, you never know when/if you get an audit. My mom got audited 2 times in a few years and she doesn't have money. Mark 5 is a smart man. And I love that he likes Rick flair and is open about it. I love Rick flair as well.

[@dgtlgtr3272]

He was kinda wholesome in some way

[@ishtar0077]

For the people making fun of him. He's out there and trying to make his dream into reality. He doesn't care if he looks foolish. He actually when on Daniel Tosh program knowing that they were going to make fun of him, he didn't care. When on show and had good time making this video on Comedy central with Daniel. He has courage and doesn't take himself too serious. Most of us are so afraid that people are gonna make fun of us. Look at kid having fun while trying his luck and if his dreams come true it was worth it. People are making living in ways that our parents only image but couldn't risk their pride to try. I'm here on KZbin watching him , I'm aware of his presence in this life. A fool that doesn't care about your unkind words only cares about his dreams coming true. Dream big and loose the shame and self doubt 'Dolemite is My Name ' comes to mind...search it Netflix or KZbin

[@UsernametakenOMFG]

Ye for real, dude DJ's and makes music. Making a living doing what he loves to do.

[@gerggerggy7757]

@Boco Corwin owww!

[@lucioawa]

I respect a dude who is having fun in Life with whatever he has. It’s about style not money..

[@sidthesloth12]

This guy almost reminds me of Dax Shepard...I swear the whole time I just saw Frito from Idiocracy up there trying to rap

[@Ih8GoogleandApple]

He looks and sounds like Krispy Kreams LA cousin

[@imacloud11]

*types in Mark 5* All I get is Tony Stark recommends

[@BrianHenson95]

You gotta look up mark 5 best producer alive. That's what his channel name is

[@austin2267]

Fun fact, Hugo Boss designed Hitlers uniforms

[@countys32]

Come on why the hate, this guys entertaining OW!

[@willstrickland9952]

"I be a hater before i'm a procrastinator" lol

[@sirfrancisbacon4344]

It's a v6 camaro...

[@birdsrule8608]

He actually has a good sense of humor lol. I think he’s trolling

[@hermiedrotschie2857]

Did Colby Covington make the move to music???

[@sirfrancisbacon4344]

Lol good one

[@jackspradt1562]

MAGA

[@bern9642]

He seems like a decent hard-working dude.

[@juicepick7131]

This guy makes maclemore look like ice cube.👍

[@willtheangrydudeist9120]

Make sure you model your business model after Rick Flair's financial practices....

[@bookaponeslefteye357]

Wooooooh

[@raw_si_siht]

@@bookaponeslefteye357 lmao

[@bad_soup1643]

Real talk he hustling at quinseñeras and probably plays good music during the party 🎊

[@TheGbelcher]

Update: Mark 5 has a Tosh.0 tattoo in his right forearm now. Tosh must have really put it on him BTS. 😂

[@Rtbb_bret]

This is one of my favorite web redemptions because he’s not really viral I’d have no idea who mark 5 is without tosh but I’m glad I do 😂

[@the_names_rob]

Mark 5 couldnt even keep a straight face hahaha

[@joelsbowlsarejoelsgoals9636]

How does tosh keep making me like these people?

[@maxrockatansky1271]

CANCELED??! name a funnier show right now.. i’ll wait.

[@Petra999]

Impractical jokers

[@jackspradt1562]

anderson cooper

[@jonaspaskus6207]

Your mom.

[@austinmota182]

The only 5 is John 5. Sorry wannabe Marky mark.

[@syntheticsolace]

Austin Mota john5 is legendary

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

He’s ALIVE!

[@edwardleas1619]

"I'm alive" - jonny 5

[@danemp4727]

Think people are getting Jonny 5 and John 5 confused lmao

[@edwardleas1619]

@@danemp4727 no disassemble

[@kev75raymo]

He definitely took Max B whole style but he cool folks lol

[@dub7088]

yeah that owww gave it away lol

[@forcingfate]

Looks like Dak shepherd dressed up like an even douchier version of himself.

[@nicholasbrown1978]

He got the name Mark 5 because he’s 5 feet tall

[@virgilslaymaker6258]

I still watch this regularly for giggles. Mark 5 is wonderful 😂

[@lguevara7865]

Ok, he’s out there but i gotta admit i live the energy. Nothing holding him down. Well except the tax man.

[@themadclown4077]

It's cool that tosh knows his wrestling.

[@tommynorthwood]

Way to go for the AHF shoutout. They are unspeakably awesome.

[@Looch27]

“Qualify for the N” 😂

[@sellamoespanol3347]

I've been waiting for tosh to post this 4ever OW! 😎

[@julianmartinez4268]

love the ODB reference

[@Garrettdx1988]

I thought I’d hate Mark 5. Turns out I’m a big fan of the worlds best DJ oow

[@BobbySacamano]

Remember that group N.W.A. it was that one guy with multiple attitudes ;)

[@BobbySacamano]

He had multiple rings. Mood rings

[@rinwrld9957]

“OWW sorry my hangnail again..” stoppp😭💀

[@vsanchez9142]

Lmao @ Danny T’s rich flair broom hair 🤣 n a XS Bossed’Up belly tee is Ah-maze-on

[@mellownessuperstar2618]

Play playa play! And then skedaddle the f*** out of my life 😂

[@adamriale9065]

Dude is a goof ball, but he had a point with the million dollar smile.

[@ticket2space621]

"I wear boss cause its expensive and most other people cant afford it" "Yeah i aint paying full price i try to catch it when its 40% off" "Get the free condoms from the clinic"

[@extraastronomical]

I’ll forever be surprised by the fact that these are all real ppl and somehow Tosh and his team find them

[@funkworthrollin4959]

He and RATATA should collaborate.

[@JC-jl5tj]

"They're saving lives over there.... I go to Planned Parenthood, they're taking lives" LOOOOOOL

[@sylweku1892]

🗣...OW!! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@christianmichael9367]

"I dont think he made the cut for the n" im dying over here🤣

[@mikeview206]

Hes like sueco the child's older brother. Lmao

[@geezusorion]

Forgive me but I fkn LOVE this guy. He’s so positive.

[@TheTonialadd]

It’s all about the swagger! Whoo!

[@robertkyes7369]

Mark V is a legend, the type of guy you want to hang out with for a weekend and do Oxys, make sick ass Beats, and funk baddies with! WHOO!

[@swill1020]

Dude grow up and be an adult… do meth. Haha

[@DaveCM]

Bragging about how much money he has and brags about having a base, V6 Camaro.

[@guymetdrapedes220]

Good to see The Average Homeboy's illegitimate son spittin some fire.

[@tiscitatascit]

Best interviewer alive , if not ever period.

[@WinkLinkletter]

Wasn't sure wtf/how to read this guy until he mentioned Rick Flair. Now I get it.

[@codyrichey810]

This dude is going places!!!

[@calvinrogers6652]

What does a Producer do ? *Mark5* : I produce Results I produce Money I produce Opportunities I produce Women I produce Babies I produced your Mom......

[@JGarBTW]

I don’t want anything for free, i wanna pay for everything 😂

[@deepcorey]

...as he points out where to get free condoms. 😂

[@kristyleedolls]

I agree....too polished is too polished haha. I also have like 30 projects going on at once 😅😅

[@thecocksaysmoo]

This dude is a walkin PSA! WOOO!!!🗣

[@tyler1234321]

Shimmy shimmy ya!

[@greatglorious4855]

If Tekashi 69 ever went into witness protection program...

[@requiemforjustin]

Best roast ever.

[@SlipperywhenRhett]

I wanna get shirtless with Tosh and watch Freebirds vs Von Erichs matches

[@HuntAndStunt]

Damn the real Mark 5 from Jurassic 5 gonna be mad. Actually he probably gonna laugh his ass off 😂

[@wallingfordd]

"I use protection" "Ew"

[@nazurath8833]

I make beats under 5 minutes too. Well actually since quarantine I finish in under 5 minutes bahaha

[@stevenlarson5734]

I fucking love this guy lmao.

[@ThatAnimalChannel]

Someone should tell him a towel isn't gonna stop radiation.🤣

[@PropheticFate]

Mark 5 a legend, mad respect for his OG but responsible ways. Except maybe Hugo Boss

[@summertime9629]

Mark5 needs a TONER, his bumblebee matches his & tosh’s hur do! Lmao

[@NA-xi5hj]

Looks like a younger version of the main blonde actor dude from Employee of the Month

[@chaffeecityusa1129]

Fun fact: a properly placed towel will stop the tanning radiation from penetrating your balls. Lol

[@James-ft4bu]

This Mark5 is a good sport. It made an otherwise douchy guy pretty likeable.