he ate it in the berlin episode, whether he saved some for jay or not remains a mystery edit: it was actually the india-bangladesh video but my question still stands
@railrunners3 жыл бұрын
He pulls it out at the end, it was a gift from peter
@SheliakDragon3 жыл бұрын
@@fs0594 He finished the map?
@setonix91513 жыл бұрын
@@fs0594 He drew a wizard on the berlin one right?
@ashpatel71643 жыл бұрын
That's a man but where's the men?
@pejperuuu4 жыл бұрын
MAP MAN MAP MAN MAP MAP MAP MAN MAN MAN
@hadid10923 жыл бұрын
MAN
@Matt_Romans116_Morris3 жыл бұрын
MAP MAN MAN MAP
@antontalbot91483 жыл бұрын
*men
@Matt_Romans116_Morris3 жыл бұрын
@@antontalbot9148 how dare you correct our combined mistake 😂
@EmyrDerfel3 жыл бұрын
@@antontalbot9148 But there's only one of them here.
@burper-oe6tm3 жыл бұрын
For the purposes of this video, Jay is from the south of England, and Mark is from the south of England because they both are
@DavidShiel13 жыл бұрын
Mahogany, Mahogany!!
@leachlurker35693 жыл бұрын
Mark is from Lincolnshire that’s north u need to watch more map men dude
@wafflefraud75963 жыл бұрын
@@leachlurker3569 it’s in the East Midlands tho?
@leachlurker35693 жыл бұрын
@@wafflefraud7596 ?
@wafflefraud75963 жыл бұрын
@@leachlurker3569 Lincolnshire is in the East Midlands along the North Sea
@coastaku19543 жыл бұрын
Came from Map Men, stayed for his talent
@PTBP-CB3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@TheAlexhyde3 жыл бұрын
I had to Google to check it was him
@lourdescanete48443 жыл бұрын
MAP MEN MAP MEN MAP MAP MAP MEN (MEN)
@coastaku19543 жыл бұрын
@@nettils5555 I wasn’t disappointed
@TheAlexhyde3 жыл бұрын
@@nettils5555 na bro it's in IMDb
@isao-tann3 жыл бұрын
"I love geography" it all makes sense now
@seamusmckeon91093 жыл бұрын
All map is map.
@joeogle77293 жыл бұрын
@@seamusmckeon9109 exactly...
@yeontae_.98964 жыл бұрын
The way how he has a cold stone face and never laughs at his jokes just makes it even better
@EmyrDerfel3 жыл бұрын
Teacher skills (doffs cap)
@sebastienh11003 жыл бұрын
Only stupid guys laugh at their own jokes
@TomSmith-jp1es3 жыл бұрын
which stand up s are you watching that laughing at your own jokes is the norm?
@lemsip2073 жыл бұрын
The good comedians don't laugh at their own jokes. Russell Kane stands out as he pulls that horse face when doing impressions of stupid people and also does impressions of the nanny state.
@geordiebbq80243 жыл бұрын
that’s called dead-pan comedy
@EpicChewie199510 жыл бұрын
I was in the audience on this one! They cut so much! At first because he was a teacher he went back out so we would all stand up for him when he came in.
@donovanmiller83188 жыл бұрын
I'm curious, how long are the stand ups live at the show?
@watvid14 жыл бұрын
Answer the man's question!!
@wrenclark49073 жыл бұрын
Oh wow that’s lucky, how long was it originally?
@notacaulkhead3 жыл бұрын
Answer the lady’s question!
@EpicChewie19953 жыл бұрын
Blimey back on an old account for this! Not much longer than what is on TV, maybe 5 minutes longer? The only things cut from the Russell Howard bit was when he fucked it up!
@aaravtulsyan3 жыл бұрын
I think this guy should start a KZbin series on maps on something with someone called Jay
@vexisvibin3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that will happen. I did find a guy called Jay Foreman but he’s a musician so he’s probably too busy touring. Mark himself would never be able to handle being in front of so many people and I don’t think the series would attract many sponsors
@aaravtulsyan3 жыл бұрын
@@vexisvibin Certainly not a sponsor of skills
@bigman-hj8hl3 жыл бұрын
@@aaravtulsyan and even if a sponsor were to have these "skills", they certainly would not share them
@Haybalemelonhead3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah definitely
@_e.e_55233 жыл бұрын
@@bigman-hj8hl That platform you are speaking of would never be able to become someone's favourite web resource or one of them
@diranbodossian60613 жыл бұрын
11:04 "I can never understand why you would *eat a worksheet* " That's a good question, Mr Got Lockjaw From Eating His Girlfriend's Face
@orkaherra30103 жыл бұрын
very rich coming from the man who ate a map for all to see on the internet
@AH-be6bu Жыл бұрын
@@orkaherra3010he saved some for Jay.
@godmademefunky953 жыл бұрын
Saw this on my reccomended "Mmm... nah, cant be arsed" *Looks closer* "IS THAT A FUCKING MAP MAN!?" *Instant click*
@EdwardMillen3 жыл бұрын
Same here. "13 minutes? nope... oh WAIT A MINUTE"
@k.c11263 жыл бұрын
@@EdwardMillen I was like... "Mark Cooper-Jones"?? Who the 'ell is tha ... ohhhhh .... [click]....
@luxinveritate33653 жыл бұрын
Its been sottong in my recommendeds for weeks. Today i was like hmm he looks like a man who loves maps. And it was. Lol.
@sarahvegangarden48223 жыл бұрын
Mahogany, mahogany. 🌍🌎🌏👏👏👏
@mooble13253 жыл бұрын
'when i sign off an email 'love mark' that is an order'
@LEFT4BASS3 жыл бұрын
Even beyond Map Men, he's just a really funny guy. This made me laugh more than most comedians ever will.
@KimiFan20023 жыл бұрын
The days before Jay kidnapped him and locked him in his map infested dungeon😂😂
@tomgucwa73193 жыл бұрын
Allthough - over all he prolly needs be tied up , some - at least- ya know?
@brain_apostrophe_t2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Trinitycore07202 жыл бұрын
Bad user name
@KimiFan20022 жыл бұрын
@@Trinitycore0720 The result of a lost bet my friend😂😂😅
@mrnubbones86262 жыл бұрын
@@KimiFan2002 goddamn you must've fucked up badly dude
@SmoothOperator7393 жыл бұрын
The fact that he remains so deadpan throughout all of this is fascinating.
@diranbodossian60613 жыл бұрын
6:08 "Can all the single people in please raise their hands for me?" - the less catchy first draft of Single Ladies
@harryturner87013 жыл бұрын
Is it just me but his whole set sounds like is giving an actual geography lesson
@dbsk064 жыл бұрын
Why is this guy so underrated ? He’s hilarious
@yumm1863 жыл бұрын
Check out a series called Map Men
@shadepizza42173 жыл бұрын
It's amazing to see how the prime minister of Cooperworld Jonesania got his start
@officialtibby2 жыл бұрын
rare footage of a singular map man in the wild
@AaronAnonymity3 жыл бұрын
While a new personal record, he messed up and said "Nevada, Nebraska..."
@richardtickler85553 жыл бұрын
filthy amateur
@TheRealRonMoses3 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this.
@DugrozReports3 жыл бұрын
The controversy rages.
@pseydtonne3 жыл бұрын
Also it's pronounced "MARE-uh-lind", not "MARE-ee-laend".
@jimperham34813 жыл бұрын
And he left out Oklahoma.
@riptidemonzarc31033 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think analogising a dreary grey winter sun to a cold hard boiled egg is a brilliant piece of poetry
@Eliteerin3 жыл бұрын
Indeed, a superb instance of saying the opposite to what you mean
@Digighost_52 жыл бұрын
"All of these claims are as hollow as this globe." *Punch* "Goodbye"
@dominicrankin19218 жыл бұрын
" ughh that is filthy "😂😂😂
@treespunk2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there is a young adult relentlessly hunting for those 3 missing plays
@tuxedobike40673 жыл бұрын
The way the camera zooms in when he's talking about Gary as if he's telling a tragic story kills me every time.
@dominicrankin19218 жыл бұрын
" an egg is cold like the sun "😂😂
@schlimmbotg4723 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The "murc" painting wasn't from an old student, it was from Jay Foreman before filming the "sponsored" section of map men
@ConnorLockhartYGO3 жыл бұрын
He looks like the sort of guy who would punch a paper globe.
@gpaderx61054 жыл бұрын
MAP MEN MAP MEN MAP MAP MAP MEN MEN MEN edit: btw, He's too underrated.
@gorkyshaw3 жыл бұрын
Content quality of Map Men makes so much more sense after discovering this gem.
@parthibhayat3 жыл бұрын
That man is absolutely hilarious
@stvp683 жыл бұрын
He listed the States so quickly I wouldn’t have noticed if he had skipped one.
@AaronAnonymity3 жыл бұрын
He incorrectly put Nebraska after Nevada.
@SlivCommique3 жыл бұрын
@@AaronAnonymity ok Aron with two 2 a’s. Your not exactly the best to ask about alphabetical names
@AaronAnonymity3 жыл бұрын
@@SlivCommique you're*. Also, why not?
@SlivCommique3 жыл бұрын
@@AaronAnonymity didn’t ask
@MrSam48503 жыл бұрын
@@SlivCommique I think you'll find Aaron to be the correct spelling. Not the lazy, American, afraid-of-letters, spelling...
@Isaidwhatisaiddear3 жыл бұрын
WTF have I been??? I’ve watched every episode of map men and I’m only finding this now?? Anyway, as expected, this was gold
@TheShhSecret4 жыл бұрын
I come back to this one so many times. "AN EGG IS COLD..." gets me every time
@bl4cksp1d3r3 жыл бұрын
that map man is one of the two greatest map men ever!
@thelonesculler3 жыл бұрын
Who's the other one?
@bl4cksp1d3r3 жыл бұрын
@@thelonesculler Jay Foreman, of course!
@thelonesculler3 жыл бұрын
@@bl4cksp1d3r Welcome to Map Men
@bl4cksp1d3r3 жыл бұрын
@@thelonesculler we're the Men
@cacamilis84773 жыл бұрын
@@bl4cksp1d3r And here's the Mip.
@buggylubby2 жыл бұрын
Imagine scrolling through youtube and seeing your geography teacher doing a stand up
@noisy_killjoy2 жыл бұрын
And your names Jonathan
@mcfly69763 жыл бұрын
Mark is very underrated, he's very funny.
@cmgc76802 жыл бұрын
based
@methylatedspirit68102 жыл бұрын
No, he‘s underrated, very, and he‘s funny, also very.
@dominicrankin19218 жыл бұрын
1:30 that face is me every day
@achilleus99188 жыл бұрын
i love his delivery. also, there was a smelly johnathon at my middle school :/
@pigeonqueeen3 жыл бұрын
Same !
@1tychoma3 жыл бұрын
Same, high school (though for the UK that runs ages 11-16
@hotelmario5103 жыл бұрын
Every school has a Smelly Jonathan.
@jonathanhaley99673 жыл бұрын
Hi Jonathan here. If you meet another of my kind please let them know they stink you will be doing the world a service 🙂
@beardedemperor3 жыл бұрын
Not many comedians could get two minutes of material out of their own name.
@gabrielmarriage71062 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see him discuss my name for a while
@HeadlessTony2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielmarriage7106 is that your actual Name???
@oscarwillimott9296 Жыл бұрын
Interesting name.
@mel14sky3 ай бұрын
Phill Wang
@felixproductions14973 жыл бұрын
I half expected him to say... "I got a geography degree, and the only job I could really have was youtuber." Map men Map men Map map map men men
@mooble13253 жыл бұрын
men
@charliescott74283 жыл бұрын
men
@hawker_harrier48963 жыл бұрын
Men
@bigmoniesponge3 жыл бұрын
men
@mercamia3 жыл бұрын
men
@mcbain237 жыл бұрын
Map Men Map Men Men Men Men!
@thelonesculler3 жыл бұрын
*MEN*
@ChanceKearns3 жыл бұрын
YOU FOOL ITS MAP MEN MAP MEN MAP MEN MEN MEN
@leonardochapman47363 жыл бұрын
You're all wrong
@leonardochapman47363 жыл бұрын
It's map men map men map map map men men men
@139Gaming3 жыл бұрын
I just listened to the Map Men on Sterio and when he mentioned he used to be a Geography teacher I clocked it was the same guy. Been following him for years and was oblivious that I first saw him here.
@SvenElven3 жыл бұрын
«An egg is cold like the sun» - I want that on a T-shirt!
@RacingStripeAV3 жыл бұрын
As a native Yellowbelly, his bit about Lincolnshire rings so true.
@JoDyMa3 жыл бұрын
Whhoooooaaaaa Mapman#1 is a legit comedian? Okay, Edit: this was possibly the best standup I've ever seen on Good News 😂😂😂
@mickey41253 жыл бұрын
Definitely, such a well crafted set!
@durvsh3 жыл бұрын
Even Mapman#2 is
@mickey41253 жыл бұрын
@@durvsh Yeah, and Jay's brother is Beardyman! Whooda thunk?!
@ErinLZE11 ай бұрын
Been watching map men for years, now doing an Earth and planetary science degree. Every time they mention mountains I think of the “OrOgEnY”
@k.c11263 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this!!! I know Mark was very good indeed from watching him on Map Men, but I didn't expect the quality of this standup set. I'm also impressed by the geography teacher creds .... nuff respec', teacha!
@georgiasadventureoflife71422 жыл бұрын
I think I'm in the minority where I saw this when it aired many years ago, then I saw Jay's politics videos and then Map Men and went "oh it's Mark!"
@JayPabalat3 жыл бұрын
9:09 insert Michael Scott's "I wanna have a hundred children so I can be friends with them"
@turtle85582 жыл бұрын
I like how all his jokes take a second to register and you can hear that delay in the crowd
@sora_sakurai3 жыл бұрын
Came from the map, stayed for the man.
@Danni_Ashford3 жыл бұрын
Mark Cooper-Jones, you are hilarious. One of the best acts ever on good news!
@LostOlympusStudios3 жыл бұрын
Wow this guys good, I wish I could see more of him, maybe talking about maps
@Bagofnowt3 жыл бұрын
It will never happen
@LostOlympusStudios3 жыл бұрын
@@Bagofnowt shame really, maybe if he had a friend to do it with
@askamundsen6673 жыл бұрын
@@LostOlympusStudios call me crazy but what about Jay Foreman? That could be a great pairing
@LostOlympusStudios3 жыл бұрын
@@askamundsen667 hmmmmmm......nah could never work
@daveyevans21243 жыл бұрын
@@LostOlympusStudios You are actually in luck because Mark and Jay Foremen actually collaborate together on a show called map men.
@clockworkkirlia74753 жыл бұрын
He's the man, and this... this is a very funny thing. Yes. Good show.
@kahkah19863 жыл бұрын
Peter was drawing a happy ever after for Mark...
@DarkVortex972 жыл бұрын
I actually remember this from when it was first on tv, crazy I'm watching him now pursuing his real passion, maps.
@tuggaonthehudson2 жыл бұрын
"An egg is cold, like the sun." - Peter
@k.c11263 жыл бұрын
The hands up was the masterly geography teacher at his best .... lol ....
@abel_ardo3 жыл бұрын
The other half of Map Men is also really funny
@MURDERPILLOW.10 ай бұрын
11:42 AN EGG IS COLD, LIKE THE SUN
@brendanharan45013 жыл бұрын
I imagine that the Gavin he is referring to as Gavin Free
@wrenclark49073 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh I know him from map men but never knew he was so talented at standup! He’s amazing, he should be on all the shows
@JohnyG293 жыл бұрын
All the shows?!
@wrenclark49073 жыл бұрын
@@JohnyG29 every one lmao
@albionscott62013 жыл бұрын
AN EGG IS COLD, LIKE THE SUN!!!
@LewisBFL2 ай бұрын
"I'm the man and here's no map." "Man man, man man, man man man man man."
@JoeBleasdaleReal4 жыл бұрын
Map man map man map map map man man...man.
@funnybelt4 жыл бұрын
Super underrated.
@yelocalwierdo24404 жыл бұрын
Johnathan and Peter are going to watch this, and will regret everything
@christinahamilton76762 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Map Men. We're the men... But there's only one man here. And here's the map... But instead of a map, you get a comedy. Comedy Man! Comedy Man, Comedy Man, Comedy, Comedy, Comedy, Man, Man.
@demonking86420 Жыл бұрын
he seems to be the kind of guy who would get mad at someone for not using a MAP TO DRAW A CLEAR BORDER!
@zonesproductions5 ай бұрын
I smashed geography at school. Loved it. A friend and I used to compete to see who could complete the textbooks faster, and we finished the year syllabus in a couple of months.
@TheBreakDownTv8 жыл бұрын
he's brilliant
@FinlayRushworth3 жыл бұрын
If him and chris morris stared at eachother for an hour i feel like it would be entertaining
@airqx28083 жыл бұрын
ew cr*stal palace fan
@FinlayRushworth3 жыл бұрын
@@airqx2808 brighton fan?
@airqx28083 жыл бұрын
@@FinlayRushworth yes
@FinlayRushworth3 жыл бұрын
@@airqx2808 🤢🤮
@Oba9362 жыл бұрын
Why did I only discover this now?! This is amazing! And I needed this in my life! Everything just got better.
@flamegaming18463 жыл бұрын
I love this guy,especially on map men
@charlotterorrison88414 жыл бұрын
Don't mind me, just putting a timestamp for my favorite bit (An egg is cold) 11:36
@nelsonricardo37293 жыл бұрын
...like the sun.
@rowen420693 жыл бұрын
Map Men Map Men Map Map Map Men Men Men Men Men
@guylikesthings3 жыл бұрын
Traveling back in time so that I can go to this show and heckle him about maps
@radiokaikan19623 жыл бұрын
hes a geography teacher? it all makes so much sense
@Amadeus-ms9lt3 жыл бұрын
He's excellent as a Map Man and stand-up comedian.
@GrrrlStyleNow3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but if Mark is this good, why isn't he ever on any of the 200 panel shows I watch??
@mickey41253 жыл бұрын
Yeah he'd be wicked on Cats or Mock The Week or summat
@raincoast_bear3 жыл бұрын
Because they all feature a subset of the same 12 people. Maybe if Noel Fielding retires they can add somebody new.
@mickey41253 жыл бұрын
@@raincoast_bear yup. there''s gotta be more people they could tap up for a slot.
@breathefitness3 жыл бұрын
He seems like a guy that may know a thing or 2 about maps
@mrbenoit50183 жыл бұрын
He is a geogffrey teacher
@davinn10863 жыл бұрын
Yea,like he could make a series about maps with some guy named jay who got sponsors every video,but i think its impossible
@k.c11262 жыл бұрын
This was SUCH a good set ... worth memorializing....
@ChrissieBear3 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare probably did write 39 known plays... so there may be a 40th!
@gnir65183 жыл бұрын
Could not be more different from my geography teachers
@krazie023 жыл бұрын
I really like Mark from Map Men and I also really like Russel Howard, so a golden crossover for me
@LJALLDAY6003 жыл бұрын
Imagine my surprise when I find this new KZbin series named Map Men and realise immediately that I'm in for a treat. So boring, yet so charismatic.
@laserfliptoboneless9 жыл бұрын
dude I think I saw him!!!!!!!! in the junior dept
@tp1753 жыл бұрын
An egg is COLD like the SUN
@hesterclapp97173 жыл бұрын
"In a "Your face is now a meal" sense"
@wta1518 Жыл бұрын
When is he coming to Cooperworld-Jonesania?
@cyberparadox34253 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, I live in Lincolnshire, I have my whole life, and i still have no idea where Lincolnshire is. For half my life i thought london was in Lincolnshire, and I thought Lincoln was right next to london...
@spheal89613 жыл бұрын
...what
@cyberparadox34253 жыл бұрын
@@spheal8961 what?
@rowan22313 жыл бұрын
what...
@Snookbone3 жыл бұрын
You're stupid
@Marcuscaravan3 жыл бұрын
I hope this is a joke..
@alyburr66452 жыл бұрын
I guess I had a vague idea that Mark had done standup but idk why I never thought to seek it out? This is amazing! I cackled so much my neighbors must be worried xD
@boabuin11513 жыл бұрын
What a fine gentleman! I wonder if he was able to get to Babylon....
@karolinadostalova5302Күн бұрын
I think he was in Ealing
@juanpablocorreiaecheverria28573 жыл бұрын
That guy is suspiciously like that one from Map Men
@Smitology3 жыл бұрын
Map Men Map Men Map Map MAP Men Men Men Also in case you aren't joking, this is the same guy
@davissae3 жыл бұрын
Great bit! I was a geography minor; I majored in biochemistry for the lack of geography jobs as you mention 🤣
@thegrumpytogАй бұрын
ah man. this is a great set!!!
@JayPabalat3 жыл бұрын
4:53 Mark could've said: "Oh, how I wish they applauded like that when I told them that."