‘If I wanted crabs, I’d go to Morrisons’ 😂 That’s a violation!
@user-ly8bq3tx5j2 ай бұрын
marks dad obviously doesnt agree....
@muhammadsurtee522 ай бұрын
@@user-ly8bq3tx5jdoes his dad think he has crabs?
@jasontodd312 ай бұрын
''that one there is a violation, personally I wouldn't have it'' lmao
@lorrainearmitage43312 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@matthewhayward26732 ай бұрын
The @officialmorrisons will have a word to say about this
@jak3brap102 ай бұрын
Mark clapped them cheeks verbally with that fish comment..
@jonathan27552 ай бұрын
😂😂 bro she burned him worse by posting a picture of desk top and said look the new old Trafford 😂😂😂
@isiaharellano37892 ай бұрын
@@jonathan2755it really is more of a burn to Man United than him tbh. Mark really roasted her alive personallu 😂
@jonathan27552 ай бұрын
@@isiaharellano3789 it's a burn to him ffs. U clearly dont get it.
@isiaharellano37892 ай бұрын
@@jonathan2755 you fucks clearly have something for Astrid so I don't blame you if you feel that way 😂
@top5tings2 ай бұрын
@jonathan2755 you dont get it do you....
@Svvithred2 ай бұрын
He took absolutely no prisoners here, and he did it in such a cold, classy manner 😂😂
@edwardtafadzwafusire92432 ай бұрын
Cold maybe...classy is a stretch 😂
@VantaDark2 ай бұрын
To be fair, I've seen her videos and she's got fuck all rhythm. So he's missing nothing anyway. She's not even fit either, girl hasn't got much going for her
@Pokjhbvcf2 ай бұрын
Lad he’s clearly triggered that she pied him, heads fallen off 😂 nothing classy about it
@BSTVskilo2 ай бұрын
@@Pokjhbvcf doubt it mate, I wouldn’t be too fussed if I got passed on by a walking yeast infection.
@user-wx8bm1pg1d2 ай бұрын
@BSTVskilo why did he make a response video then?
@jvjustvibes91032 ай бұрын
“If I wanted crabs” bro violated her so badly 😂
@davelangford243910 күн бұрын
No he didn't. This is the most basic insult possible.
@pizou84546 күн бұрын
Wtf is crabs 🦀
@nk71524 күн бұрын
Genital lice. Treated using trimethoprim 5% cream
@ACReji2 ай бұрын
"I am happily married". We men need this. Stay focused brothers.
@colachofcb2 ай бұрын
This is like when you need to have work experience before getting a job when you are just starting. How can I be happily married if I can't get married in the first place lol
@ecosse19822 ай бұрын
Stay focused on your Wife and Family, Brothers.
@DCLN4332 ай бұрын
@@colachofcbahaha I dont intend on marriage so far, I just want a relationship we see as a marriage, every relationship is like that for me, it’s more just making a female loyal these days, a lot have 10 ex’s and 50 previous flings so if you aren’t THAT GUY from the jump it’s basically over from day one, the key is to find an innocent as possible woman, if you can’t mould your woman she’s already too far gone but you have to be also a competent and protective man urself to do so, so I just tell men to work on themselves and the women will come
@DarrenMac-yk2gd2 ай бұрын
It’s not hard she’s absolutely horrible
@ericmuchiri22012 ай бұрын
amen
@liammclaren29132 ай бұрын
Goldbridge: "🥶" Music: "🗿"
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
Coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
@cristianmelendez81902 ай бұрын
KZbin shorts ahh comment
@josevalee7482 ай бұрын
@@cristianmelendez8190 I WONDER WHY
@BryanCristobal-xv4yq2 ай бұрын
@@cristianmelendez8190 no shit Sherlock
@danbaddАй бұрын
Stone Cold Goldbridge 3:16
@VarnoSlimm2 ай бұрын
Dude's dad really made fun of him for getting passed. 🤣🤣🤣
@midin.midiout8 күн бұрын
🤣 he’ll get bullied regardless
@InesVandehoof7 күн бұрын
Lol bully goldbridge ..ok
@firehatvr111 күн бұрын
Astrid wett after marks finish roasted she'll be called Astrid dry 😂😂😂😂
@DCLN4332 ай бұрын
Goldbridge who is a dad himself saying “my dad sent me a clip from astrid wett” is priceless 😂😂😂 his dad must be like 60-70+ 😂
@ryanmurphy7976Ай бұрын
Boys will be boys
@ThePatrioticScotsmanАй бұрын
Bro discovering the concept of a granddad XDDD
@somesandman8328Ай бұрын
I mean yeah, can’t imagine a 40 y/o grandad
@vaibhav9248Ай бұрын
@@ThePatrioticScotsman think he meant his dad was really old and still trolling goldbridge with the Astrid stuff
@evinrock57172 ай бұрын
This is why we Love Goldbridge
@thatracingguy56942 ай бұрын
A man of principle
@troy19942 ай бұрын
He's an a**hole
@ozgecko40502 ай бұрын
Because why? Hes literally talking about someone that has already said no. He just seems pissy he was brought up
@Avnish7872 ай бұрын
Loyalbridge
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
@@Avnish787 coldbridge 🥶🥶🥶
@GodotOfficial2 ай бұрын
Astrid got cooked like Chelsea's form this season
@MOONGREEDY2 ай бұрын
Chelsea have done anything but cook lol
@Boxing3282 ай бұрын
@@MOONGREEDYwhat a crap word anyway. “Cook” … pathetic
@HowellSzn2 ай бұрын
@@MOONGREEDYI mean being undefeated vs man City is cooking if you ask me
@MOONGREEDY2 ай бұрын
@@HowellSzn If only that got them out of 12th
@autisticaubergine21402 ай бұрын
@@HowellSznmid table club
@leroythompson89422 ай бұрын
He destroyed her with that comment 😂😂😂
@MiniMarkoff2 ай бұрын
The point isn’t about him being “hurt” it’s about the fact that if a male influencer was doing this then everyone would be crying about it even more than what mark is in this clip
@bordedup5462 ай бұрын
no one would be crying like mark is in this clip
@B__L2 ай бұрын
Nah his reaction pretty clearly shows that he was personally hurt by it. Nothing to do with men vs women or whatever bollocks narrative you think it is.
@Ceaseless_Watcher2 ай бұрын
This is one of those comments, you thought it was about the world. It is ENTIRELY about you and your shortcomings. And everyone except you can see that.
@RoloT0072 ай бұрын
Who cares? She included him in a video, he responded.
@georgemoffat7972 ай бұрын
Exactly well said
@MrChinful2 ай бұрын
People thinking mark is rattled, Christ lads you lot are clueless 🤣
@Nefariousbig2 ай бұрын
This is literal video proof of him being rattled lol. Who the fuck goes out of their way to say this if they aren't? Moisty
@deadspareaccount75712 ай бұрын
@@Nefariousbigit's called standing up for yourself as a man. Mark ain't no pussy, nor wants crabs from that pussy. Solid statement.
@matthewb46572 ай бұрын
@@NefariousbigIt's not about being "rattled", he is appalled that his name has even been brought into the conversation. The guy is happily married and doesn't need random online girls trying to tempt him away.
@MrChinful2 ай бұрын
@@matthewb4657 spot on! 👌🏻
@premierboxinghighlights36082 ай бұрын
@@Nefariousbigit’s called marketing. People unfortunately love drama, drama sells. Ask boxing or the ufc, drama definitely sells.
@320speed2 ай бұрын
Yooo that's a violation and a half. Didn't expect that 🤣
@Wearevenom22332 ай бұрын
Fuckin respect from a city fan I love this kind of pettiness 😂😂😂
@moosencatcowbiggly86072 ай бұрын
Imagine your dad mugging you off like this 😅
@user-ly8bq3tx5j2 ай бұрын
apparently msrks dad is into that scene 😊
@markray61132 ай бұрын
You hate to see it
@user-ly8bq3tx5j2 ай бұрын
@@markray6113 😂
@ssbeast101amv82 ай бұрын
This is an evisceration 💀💀💀
@MH-hr9wp2 ай бұрын
Get back to schoool
@joethfc32 ай бұрын
Mysogyny
@carlisroy66662 ай бұрын
Does it always take this long for him to get to the point?
@hightiergod53372 ай бұрын
@@joethfc3misogyny??? How?
@Exbozz2 ай бұрын
No, this is literally you getting fired and then yelling "i quit" afterwards lol.
@Aestheticc365Ай бұрын
Oh he's taking no prisoners!!! Absolute king shit 👑
@Cold_Logic21 күн бұрын
The Chelsea squad play pass with Astrid like it's a rondo drill
@Wubbles-lv2jv2 ай бұрын
Gotta love Goldbridge😂😂😂
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
He was Coldbridge with them insults 🥶🥶🥶
@billcosbyjr96092 ай бұрын
the hero we don't deserve but we need
@bushbangalo2 ай бұрын
The Gold Knight
@MrandMrsMutunzi14 күн бұрын
Your dad is a legend mate 😂😂😂
@clipsedrag132 ай бұрын
Women absolutely hate when they’re the one getting rejected. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve broke up with a girl and they try to gaslight me by saying “I was gonna end it anyway”.
@Gregg48862 ай бұрын
Don’t mess around with sex workers guys. 😂
@meenism2 ай бұрын
Theyre called prostitutes.
@briandeal892716 күн бұрын
I love how sex workers are the first ones to complain about any sort of attention as unwanted and objectifying women when they’re “dressed” for work.
@healthymindhealthybody932413 күн бұрын
Yeah, leave that to Trump
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi7 күн бұрын
@@healthymindhealthybody9324Cringe.
@brettjohnson10112 ай бұрын
as a liverpool fan i love this guy
@Oystersgetclamydia2 ай бұрын
“ I can’t spake”
@marcjohnson77342 ай бұрын
Or spell
@Oystersgetclamydia2 ай бұрын
@@marcjohnson7734 That is how he says it..
@romanutd2 ай бұрын
@@marcjohnson7734 woooshhh
@Kevinyates247Yatesy2 ай бұрын
Goldbridge is a savage tho lol 😅😂
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
Coldbridge 🥶
@BlessMane15 күн бұрын
No in his feeling
@Bpg5012trick12 күн бұрын
@@BlessMane If she gives insults, then she has to take it.
@BlessMane12 күн бұрын
@@Bpg5012trick mark look like a meth hesd
@usman7207Ай бұрын
Well Done my Bro! ❤🎉😂
@Hawkz_3 күн бұрын
Morrisons fish section is too funny 😂
@thecarguy61652 ай бұрын
You can keep your crabs 😂😂😂
@biskitz869132 ай бұрын
I was in Tesco a few years back, back when my local one had a fresh fish/hot food/butcher section, which it doesnt any more. Anyway, im approaching the hot food counter and a young boy, about 8 yr old gets there just ahead of me and says to the lady behind the counter "excuse me miss, do you have any crabs?". She says "no son, we dont have any" and the boy points at the two guys on the cheese section, who are buckled in hysterics, and says "those men said you have crabs" 😂😂 She was fuming but it was one of the funniest things man. This just reminded me of it
@lorddarlo61942 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 FFS
@arathan93052 ай бұрын
I don’t understand
@AIRRAID22 ай бұрын
Aaah the young and the innocent 😃🥳 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 @@arathan9305
@lorddarlo61942 ай бұрын
@@arathan9305 Ask your mum or dad
@arathan93052 ай бұрын
@@lorddarlo6194 nah u sped
@rdubb65922 ай бұрын
The fact he felt the need to respond shows his pride was hurt….
@stephenhollinrake9162 ай бұрын
As a city fan i couldn't agree more with the man ! I didn't even no this shit actually happened! And keep it that way
@user-tp6vm3by5i2 ай бұрын
My guy goldbridge
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
Coldbridge 🥶
@georgeemoore16902 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting that tbh 😂😂😂 mark G with a banger 😂😂
@JustHereForCatVideos2 ай бұрын
LMAO you can tell he is holding back. Common Mark Goldbridge win.
@gameshack19856 күн бұрын
Aww he's actually annoyed he got passed! 😂
@Illy7862 ай бұрын
Well astrid does only fans lool says alot about her
@JohnB-im3eu2 ай бұрын
Says she makes bank whilst the rest of us don't. Who's winning really G?
@vauxvids2 ай бұрын
@@JohnB-im3euwhat a stupid comment. These woman deserve nothing but criticism.
@tariqomer46782 ай бұрын
@@JohnB-im3eu Money isn't everything. I would never go to a such a low level for money.
@FahimHoq2 ай бұрын
@tariqomer4678 right losing ones dignity for that. Is never worth it
@j56789_2 ай бұрын
@@JohnB-im3eushe might think she is but wait till her son gets to school… he’s going to have a shit time for 10 years because of her. No man will ever fully respect her. The good old saying. Money can’t buy you happiness is going to fully apply to this sl*t
@gaelionviras99142 ай бұрын
That right there izza VIOLATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
@DovidasJ6 күн бұрын
Bro is a menace! ☠️
@goat62622 ай бұрын
Timo Nunez back at it again
@tommym65602 ай бұрын
Mark Coldbridge
@Jason-rx4lq2 ай бұрын
Before ye comment go take a look at goldbridge's wife, ol marky boy is doing quite well for himself 👌
@ChucklingAway2 ай бұрын
his wife at best is a 4
@abettum54412 ай бұрын
@@ChucklingAwaySo u reckon ur mom's a 4?
@DarrenMac-yk2gd2 ай бұрын
@@ChucklingAwaybut astrid is a 1 in looks and personality
@lorddarlo61942 ай бұрын
Where is any pictures of his Wife he doesn't share that with anyone his Mrs has never been seen only heard coming into the room to drop him off a Cuppa or tell him something if she is dropping him off a drink or food she is always out of shot and if she is telling him something she probably sticks her head through the door we don't even hear her speak
@abettum54412 ай бұрын
@@lorddarlo6194It COULD be, hear me out, because his content is about FOOTBALL... Plunker...
@Liverpool-2004Ай бұрын
What a roast from Mark Goldbridge
@cali29122 ай бұрын
Let’s be real lil bro would crumble in person 😂
@johnmoss11993 ай бұрын
Well said Mark 👌😂
@BATTYmanUnited2 ай бұрын
Oh shit, if i wanted CRABS thats a killa
@cbatonamethis11 күн бұрын
Glad he never took it personally 😂😂
@bestt22522 ай бұрын
“Haha ya got passed!” 😂 His pops is a proper triple-threat (menace/instigator/fiend) on the internet lol
@sammiewilson70662 ай бұрын
Mark taking this a bit seriously 🥲
@Its_not_could_of2 ай бұрын
Goldbridge’s wife must be an amazing woman. I obviously don’t know him personally, but he comes off like he’s absolutely head over heels for her any time he talks about her
@EdgarHernandez-gn3bg3 ай бұрын
Sounds like his feelings are hurt lol
@billcarson8182 ай бұрын
I would pass on her too.
@blakan14782 ай бұрын
I mean that smash or pass game only hurts feelings. Don´t know why people play it
@randomhuman2595Ай бұрын
Not really
@toucheturtle19762 ай бұрын
"Emotional damage" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zayn67252 ай бұрын
Goldbridge you have a new fan
@50SingingBadgers2 ай бұрын
A minute's silence for Astrid.
@VivaBarcaLM102 ай бұрын
Get your jackets cause Coldbridge is ICE 🥶
@vanguard75532 ай бұрын
As a lifelong Liverpool fan, I can confidently say Mark Goldbridge is a legend!
@dodibenabba5252 ай бұрын
She's not even that fit!!
@goat62622 ай бұрын
Klopp happy that his owner Real Madrid isn’t the ones sending them home from a European competition
@priMa.Customs8 күн бұрын
Sigma moment from Goldbridge 👌🏼
@ndi73653 ай бұрын
and she was genuinely rattled by it cuz she wants him😂😂
@eggfriedreus7933 ай бұрын
He’s rattled wtf 😂
@viviancereal94352 ай бұрын
I think he wanted a sess😂
@The_SnuggleDuck2 ай бұрын
Why would he be? As he just said he is happily married, he also has kids. I would of passed her aswell, she's awful.
@JohnB-im3eu2 ай бұрын
@@The_SnuggleDuckhe's clearly upset
@danjackson10162 ай бұрын
It is public humiliation tbf. And he's right, she's assuming she can bang anyone.
@RoloT0072 ай бұрын
@@JohnB-im3euthat his name is being mentioned like this by a slag online. I would be also. If you have no morals you wont understand.
@mitchellplaice7673Күн бұрын
Hes devastated 😂
@SylvieTheCuteSylveon2 ай бұрын
Loyal to his club and his wife, absolute Goldbridge masterclass.
@redlady9352 ай бұрын
To be fair ...it's impressive that she was informed about your content enough to have heard your commentary on Chelsea players. She's gone up in my books
@opsoo22292 ай бұрын
..for knowing something about a well known football influencer??
@tfrgaming297822 күн бұрын
Simp
@John-ww2bf3 ай бұрын
Legend 😂
@abdoumbow69055 күн бұрын
Absolute violation 😂😂😂
@lillion35602 ай бұрын
Absolute violated 😮💨
@TaxmandarmusАй бұрын
He sounds hurt😂😂
@arsenaladdict6189Ай бұрын
Hurt that a bitch said pass?? We are not all simps😂
@englanduk61313 ай бұрын
As if goldbridge had a choice? 😂😂😂
@weedwhisperer67673 ай бұрын
as if she had a choice XD
@englanduk61313 ай бұрын
@@weedwhisperer6767 yeah, cos he's such a catch? 😏
@stevie12343 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@florentn74422 ай бұрын
@@englanduk6131he might not be good looking but you’d be surprised what women would do for some of that clout
@nathancrittenden85252 ай бұрын
@@englanduk6131women's currency isnt looks my friend it's clout and money and he has both
@GeordieJamie848 күн бұрын
Sticks and stones will brake your bones but names will never hurt me 😂 show me ya gash ms wett 😂
@MrMattallica892 ай бұрын
The Crab part was pretty funny 😂 But the fact Goldbridge felt compelled to bring this up in the first place makes it seem like he's low key upset about it 😂
@keithdumas28512 ай бұрын
Your not gitting the point champ
@pokerus13592 ай бұрын
@@keithdumas2851 so what’s the point, *Champ?*
@KarlSkorger3 ай бұрын
Bro's hurt 😂
@xyzcuz37592 ай бұрын
That why i dont like man city fans
@starsky722 ай бұрын
Ego so fragile he feels the need to respond
@jasonwall50122 ай бұрын
Ahh, did he violate you also?
@tazlonz27452 ай бұрын
Mate Liverpool fan here but he is a fucking legend
@jeewssam84182 ай бұрын
Mark got the best comeback one liners 😂
@gmac6732 ай бұрын
The fact he felt the need to reply to her shows how butthurt he is.
@revoksfn73542 ай бұрын
He took that personal
@issheng12 күн бұрын
Bros happily married and still hurt by the pass 🤣🤣🤣
@gbuk9713 күн бұрын
Boom! Loyalty still exists. Goldridge we love you from a Gunners fan. Top bloke
@AdamLynch-ku5gj3 ай бұрын
Deffo fancies her and is fuming 😂
@stinge62793 ай бұрын
Nobody likes that hippo
@billcarson8182 ай бұрын
I doubt it. I would pass on her too.
@JohnB-im3eu2 ай бұрын
@@billcarson818you and Mark can start an incel club
@aljones752 ай бұрын
Eh she’s nothing special
@errbud2 ай бұрын
Not all men are simps
@WtfIsLigma2 ай бұрын
This is the saltiest thing I've ever seen.
@bercor49482 ай бұрын
Damn she hurt his feelings with that one
@asheritty78152 ай бұрын
The thumbnail says it all. Imagine supporting two clubs at the same time. City and Chelsea 💀💀💀
@jackbradshaw89923 ай бұрын
Why does he sound so insecure? lol
@prometheus66883 ай бұрын
Because he is
@jackbradshaw89923 ай бұрын
@prometheus6688 I would have expected him to make some light-hearted joke whilst maybe taking the piss out of himself. But he genuinely comes across as rattled
@iiechlonii3 ай бұрын
@@jackbradshaw8992Only a virgin would be typing this
@englanduk61313 ай бұрын
@@iiechloniiSo your a virgin?.. No shame mate, we all are at some time, maybe you'll break your duck before your 40!😏
@paulearl82032 ай бұрын
So he's insecure and she's??????
@Aron.k3 ай бұрын
Insecurebridge
@billcarson8182 ай бұрын
What he said made perfect sense. I would pass on her too. ;-)
@Aron.k2 ай бұрын
@@billcarson818 sure buddy
@billcarson8182 ай бұрын
@@Aron.k Yup. You think everbody likes how she looks? Tastes are different. ;-) Are you a fanboi?
@FahimHoq2 ай бұрын
@@billcarson818agreed, and not just looks, it's the personality inside that matters more imo
@billcarson8182 ай бұрын
@@FahimHoq True. Personality matters a lot more, I learned that over the years. Looks alone are not worth much.
@HN-in7zz10 күн бұрын
Good shi ma boy, standing on business
@gdeneff14602 ай бұрын
Well he’s defo hurt 😂
@dmulqueen2k17Ай бұрын
top 10 hardest rap battle bars " If i wanted crabs id go down to Morrisons"
@RalphieMuskinyaarАй бұрын
Genuinely a good dude.
@saulharrazie171611 күн бұрын
He can't take rejection 🤣🤣
@dantheeman61622 ай бұрын
The fact he's reacting to this just shows how much of a melt this guy is... COYG
@ironmuzz15 күн бұрын
That's gold Goldbridge 😂
@m.shayanali52522 ай бұрын
Love him or hate him his analogies are brilliant
@XTheeKing2 ай бұрын
The real funny part is that his dad somehow found that clip 🤣🤣🤣
@AMJH2482 ай бұрын
It’s okay to be hurt. Just a shame that hurt people gotta hurt people
@azelnba61652 ай бұрын
Hold him offffffffffff he is a menace😅
@MrJJuK2 ай бұрын
I think he would get more than crabs 😅😂😂😂
@majiek13042 ай бұрын
Clapped lol 😂
@easyyeye2 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo Ngl I scanned da caption n’ thought it said Mark Whalburg