Mark & Jonathan on the Late Show with David Letterman

Mark Hayward & Jonathan Burns appear on the Late Show with David Letterman on 9/25/2012 as part of Stupid Human Tricks.
#JonathanBurns #StupidHumanTricks #Letterman

[@toothpaste22]

1:30 I dont get why they are laughing at somebody making machines out of wood? That's pretty damn cool.

[@bonanderson9398]

I think the audience was poised for a dirty joke.

[@francistarkenton545]

Cuz he “likes wood”

[@expertexcavatinginc]

Who else can't stop rewatching Jonathan Burns videos? This has to be one of the most underappreciated comics alive

[@MadMagicianGaming]

Dude, that's awesome you got to be on the show. I hope things are going well for you. You're legit my favorite comedy act from Fool Us

[@peepeepopo1212]

wish you would do standup you're hilarious

[@jonathanburns]

I do! www.flexiblecomedy.com/tour/

[@kakemonsterism]

@@jonathanburns where is the European dates?? :O

[@jonathanburns]

@@kakemonsterism Ibiza, Spain in July, but that's all for now... Where should I go?

[@MojoJojoMojo]

@@jonathanburns Germany! I love your act and would love to see it live!

[@juliestark-crumpler2678]

@@jonathanburns Cleveland, OH!!!!

[@jonathanburns]

I do a lot of stupid tricks and I'm a human, so this segment was made for me! This is a #TBT to 2012 when my buddy @MarkHayward (kzbin.info ) and I got stupid together on National Television.

[@EpidemicVImmunity]

You should be on SNL dude, you got the "look".

[@condocord7544]

dumb you ain't

[@AnthonyMiyazaki]

Anyone viewing this needs to see Jonathan Burns on his KZbin channel (and on Penn & Teller)! Cheese!!!

[@lorilori3]

We want more of you!

[@jonathanburns]

So do my parents. Zing! I'm working on it. 😬🤞

[@TheBlkhwkcrew]

I'd pay to see you in Vegas man.

[@rickymallard7837]

Been keeping an eye out since I saw you on Penn and Teller - keep at it man, I reckon you've got something. I just wish we could see more magic and comedy, you rocked it - as long as you're entertaining you'll draw people in. And you definitely are ;)

[@ironclad452]

Dave's genuine thrill and excitement are what made the video for me

[@ryan59460]

He looks like Chef Linguini from Ratatouille 😂💀

[@BlakeRyanCooper]

Burrrrrrrns he’s the shit super funny

[@bodyofhope]

Next time you're on David Letterman, you'll be doing your standup 🙏😘

[@TheFreakOnee]

Mary M there is no more late show with David Letterman, you're sweet af though lol

[@bodyofhope]

@@TheFreakOnee 😂😂😂 True

[@ChrisBarrett1]

Thankfully, Jonathan didn't burn that night.

[@jonathanburns]

You care about me! See the internet isn't so bad everyone.

[@knyixx838]

Yoooo lancaster?? I live in Greencastle, would absolutely love to stop by for a show if you perform locally 😂

[@dylanz9488]

My guy said lan-CASTER... Thats how you know he isn’t from around here

[@carbonm2]

Dude you're everywhere lol good luck on agt

[@deviousbug54]

Honestly surprised he's not Jonathan Burnt after that.

[@bonanderson9398]

You guys play it so cool!

[@Blk389]

I love you your hilarious 😆

[@fntakeover5156]

The fact he cared about the amish more than you in just 😂😂

[@eirik.9384]

Would love to see you on Penn & Teller fool us. You should definitely try out for it 👍

[@jonathanburns]

I don't know if you are being funny, or if I'm about to BLOW YOUR MIND! kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5y7YaNjgdaWd8k

[@fatdabsallday]

how did you even get on the show with just doing that lol

[@t.least.he.is.honest]

Well ,I saw pen and teller then AGT ,I will try for BGT next year ,you are funny versatile and other stuff,I think you have a great chance of being an act in las vegas

[@RunnerAdonisThunder]

David Letterman was kinda rude.

[@laaduhgoat]

Does anybody else see that Dave was either High or Drunk lol

[@playdead8734]

Hello Johnathan! 👋

[@jonathanburns]

Hello PlayDead! 👋

[@KamalSingh-wl5vo]

you should post your comedy on here also. more often i should say

[@bennylape814]

I’m from Somerset PA

[@joeszabo7618]

Don Knotts is dead so if they ever make a new Mr Chicken movie you're a movie star.

[@jonathanburns]

I'm in!

[@dthandbvb4ever]

What do they do? Well, Mark has the Yo-Yo and Jonathan burns...

[@TheInfluenceSir]

Are you going to use magic on agt . On contortion is enough.

[@JS-ny5yn]

David Letterman's face reminds me of Donald Trump

[@nopeno2350]

That got on tv

[@RickyPro888]

Jonathan BURNS?!?!

[@iamdb1990]

yo, that was lit, fam!... sorry, but that was pretty good

[@jonathanburns]

🔥

[@randomguy037]

Mmmm you just got BURNED

[@jonathanburns]

I think you mean BURNS-ed.

[@pschmidt6402]

Eeeehhehehehehehehehehee

[@ilyaibrahimovic9842]

Get it? Jonathan BURNS?? Except this time he managed not to!

[@leinardesteves3987]

Mark: I like wood **Everyone laughs** That was rude

[@maciektrybuszewski9964]

These tricks are stupid.

[@NerdOutWithMe]

Well.. to be fair... they are "Stupid Human Tricks".... oh wait.

[@gamertube9987]

lagy

[@xTYYSHx]

This is actually not very impressive??? lmao

[@jonathanburns]

... says the guy who DOESN'T have the book of matches in his teeth.

[@FoxoticTV]

I have TWO books of matches in my teeth

[@jonathanburns]

Clever like a foxotic!

[@amirulhafiz2854]

Sucks