Mark Normand Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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Answer the Internet

Answer the Internet

Күн бұрын

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@AnswertheInternet
@AnswertheInternet 4 жыл бұрын
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@impact-go9086
@impact-go9086 4 жыл бұрын
I love mark normand, he's so witty and so underrated
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed, he's in my top 5 comedians worldwide.
@devon8977
@devon8977 4 жыл бұрын
He's not underrated at all
@BeanAlex
@BeanAlex 4 жыл бұрын
Devon Harris he’s well respected in the comedy community but he isn’t a household/legend name like Kevin Hart or something along those lines. You’re right tho, when jerry seinfeld chooses you to open for him you’re definitely not underrated. He could be more well known tho.
@jrs07051
@jrs07051 4 жыл бұрын
Impact-Go 90 i didn’t even know who tf this guy was til now but he’s hilarious lol, a great guy 😂😂
@azl2p
@azl2p 4 жыл бұрын
I love this dude. So humble
@Liquid--Bacon
@Liquid--Bacon 4 жыл бұрын
The noises Mark Normand makes after he finishes reading each question kills me! lmao. 1:23 3:06 4:41 7:06 8:54
@Nojell
@Nojell 4 жыл бұрын
Liquid Bacon hahaha thank you for pointing that out. Wow. Even better!
@JohnyAYoung
@JohnyAYoung 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a black southern lady Well he is from New Orleans...
@dahalofreeek
@dahalofreeek 4 жыл бұрын
It's so funny clicking between these, thank you lol.
@zaneedmondson1814
@zaneedmondson1814 4 жыл бұрын
You should hear how he starts his podcast every episode😂 “HOOOOOOOOOOO....ly anal, folks! How’s it going?”😂
@magnanimus9692
@magnanimus9692 4 жыл бұрын
I'll have you know I clicked on every one of your time stamps, thank you very much.
@cc_9
@cc_9 4 жыл бұрын
Cool that you got Kevin Hart on here!
@thebeerguybrothaguy
@thebeerguybrothaguy 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin hart out to lunch. Great special.
@SenatorFeathers
@SenatorFeathers 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@robfab5204
@robfab5204 4 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@MAK71369
@MAK71369 4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy he’s getting that skin condition like Michael J.
@rafewheadon1963
@rafewheadon1963 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy!
@simpletrade6850
@simpletrade6850 4 жыл бұрын
"See you all in hell....Comedy!" Oh man bless you mark
@taco8895
@taco8895 4 жыл бұрын
“Telerape”
@magnanimus9692
@magnanimus9692 4 жыл бұрын
The deleted scene from willie wonka
@ianmccann
@ianmccann 3 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@dangeloromero3874
@dangeloromero3874 4 жыл бұрын
Literally could have anything he wants - "Peanut butter"
@MastaSmack
@MastaSmack 4 жыл бұрын
Money for sure...I could have an endless supply of everything after that.
@bryangray4178
@bryangray4178 4 жыл бұрын
This dude needs to blow up already. Super underrated comic
@rsohlich1
@rsohlich1 3 жыл бұрын
He's great. Got the wit, timing, and presence
@Flippokid
@Flippokid 3 жыл бұрын
Not underrated. Just too unknown.
@clipsdaily101
@clipsdaily101 11 ай бұрын
thats what underrated is @@Flippokid
@Flippokid
@Flippokid 11 ай бұрын
@@clipsdaily101 No it's not. Underrated is when something is known, but people don't like it as much as they should.
@clipsdaily101
@clipsdaily101 11 ай бұрын
context clues dude... underrated is being used as not known. no one rates a comic @@Flippokid
@bdudereinwand5256
@bdudereinwand5256 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is my favorite comedian, the dark humor is so funny.
@thanhan3315
@thanhan3315 4 жыл бұрын
I swear Mark is the funniest guy i've ever seen.
@johng8671
@johng8671 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you not be able to see
@LeFaisDoDo
@LeFaisDoDo 4 жыл бұрын
lol he’s like diet norm macdonald but yeah he’s funny
@Ray_Dismay
@Ray_Dismay 3 жыл бұрын
His stand-up isn't bad, either.
@MMAMAN13
@MMAMAN13 4 жыл бұрын
"to catch a predator" holy shit Mark is the best
@sheds
@sheds 4 жыл бұрын
Someone let Ari know it's finally okay to make Kobe jokes.
@johng8671
@johng8671 4 жыл бұрын
Ari isn't one percent as funny as Mark Normand. He's a piece of garbage wannabe shock clown.
@mikeplisko5739
@mikeplisko5739 4 жыл бұрын
No it is not SIR!!!
@zachstolpa6521
@zachstolpa6521 4 жыл бұрын
John G too you
@cameronmartin719
@cameronmartin719 4 жыл бұрын
Someone let Ari know that the joke has to be funny
@Aitcheoz
@Aitcheoz 4 жыл бұрын
Ari wasn't trying to go for a joke. He was trying to get attention by being an edgelord which he always does. "I'm so happy he's dead" great setup and punchline bro.
@NotElusivePanda
@NotElusivePanda 4 жыл бұрын
Mark “I’d rather be magic johnson with aids than Kobe” Norman
@kolklown
@kolklown 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy!
@LeFaisDoDo
@LeFaisDoDo 4 жыл бұрын
normand lol he’s french
@QMS9224
@QMS9224 4 жыл бұрын
you know you are a goat when you can make casual kobe jokes and everyone laughs
@jacki2847
@jacki2847 4 жыл бұрын
Best closing line ever delivered on this show!
@jackbauer4101
@jackbauer4101 4 жыл бұрын
Mark and Theo are the best yet. Although, Dan Soder's Casey Anthony response is still the best answer to date.
@acanadian9776
@acanadian9776 4 жыл бұрын
I could see mark normand saying something in the future that gets himself in trouble.Will probably be hilarious but people will bitch anyway.
@ryanhalien8468
@ryanhalien8468 4 жыл бұрын
ACanadian funny thing is he’s already said many many many things that could have gotten him in trouble lol he’s just not well known enough yet haha but if someone gets offended by this guy that’s a them problem, he’s a really good guy who’s, you know... JOKING lol people who get offended at jokes are ridiculous
@nycitylifeandhistory
@nycitylifeandhistory 4 жыл бұрын
complaining about something that has not happened excellent
@chadpickett8154
@chadpickett8154 4 жыл бұрын
You mean something like "aids is nothing now a days I'll take aids right now" or "I'd rather be magic Johnson with aids than Kobe" 😂😂
@acanadian9776
@acanadian9776 4 жыл бұрын
@@chadpickett8154 i guess kobes death is old news.Ari shaffir should have waited a few days before making his video.Nobody would have cared.
@MastaSmack
@MastaSmack 4 жыл бұрын
I do this every day...I don't have a career to threaten away.
@andrewdurrer3899
@andrewdurrer3899 3 жыл бұрын
Guess Mark finally nailed Betty White. RIP Betty.
@realnickshea
@realnickshea 4 жыл бұрын
12 people just decided to be homeless in San Diego thanks to mark
@SBb374
@SBb374 4 жыл бұрын
7:05 Normand goes full Cajun for one second.
@JLLJR
@JLLJR 4 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comedian!
@ajaygreenthumb
@ajaygreenthumb 4 жыл бұрын
mark is funny as shit. he needs an hour special.
@jrsilad
@jrsilad 4 жыл бұрын
May 12th on KZbin!
@ajaygreenthumb
@ajaygreenthumb 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate.
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 4 жыл бұрын
He has two albums out already. GEMS
@styxnstones98
@styxnstones98 4 жыл бұрын
You're welcome it's out I did it all for you
@RequiemForABuckeye
@RequiemForABuckeye 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao at Mark thinking the Easter bunny collects teeth
@rigatoni_pasta
@rigatoni_pasta 4 жыл бұрын
Feeling good feeling gay, you know it sister.
@OscarSilvaMMA
@OscarSilvaMMA 4 жыл бұрын
He would be a hell of an auctioneer
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 4 жыл бұрын
Check out Mark Normand and Joe List on their podcast Tuesday's with Stories. Join the Tuesgay gash
@xcoe
@xcoe 4 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated podcast..
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 4 жыл бұрын
@@xcoe 😕 Love Mark, hate the pod. And I could give af about Joe List. Sorry Joe, is what it is.
@Evan03Grimes
@Evan03Grimes 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is funnier being himself than being a comedian 😂
@willscanlon9843
@willscanlon9843 4 жыл бұрын
Evan03Grimes That’s how most comedians are. Once you see someones podcast or something like this where they can be themselves, you start to see their standup as them putting on a show and playing a character.
@Evan03Grimes
@Evan03Grimes 4 жыл бұрын
Will Scanlon Him more than anyone.
@natfingerboard
@natfingerboard 4 жыл бұрын
@@willscanlon9843 I agree, there are guys who really kill it at stand up like Anthony jesselnik, dave chappelle, bill burr, louis CK, but they are more serious people, and then there are funny guys who crack jokes all the time like Chris delia, bert kreischer, theo von, but their stand up act is kinda weak compared to them just being themselves.
@Evan03Grimes
@Evan03Grimes 4 жыл бұрын
Nathan Carrille Music Very true. ESPECIALLY Bert and De’lia. They’re just not funny to me but I love watching them in podcasts
@willscanlon9843
@willscanlon9843 4 жыл бұрын
Evan03Grimes I think D’elia and Theo Von are some of the funniest people on the planet but I could barely get through their netflix specials
@MH-mk9vc
@MH-mk9vc 4 жыл бұрын
Millionaire was a great answer. Because you could just walk away after the $100 question. Boom. I won $100. I am a game show winner.
@musmus-culus
@musmus-culus 2 жыл бұрын
That's a nice thought but I don't think that qualifies as winning the game show. It's kinda like winning silver in a race. Sure you won a medal but you didn't win the race.
@christhis9597
@christhis9597 4 жыл бұрын
I‘d rather be magic johnson than kobe. Lmao. What a dude :D
@raprometheus3051
@raprometheus3051 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah!! "You've got to pick up all the kids' teeth" .. After giving the kids too many Easter eggs? What a vicious cycle. The Teaster Furnny.
@romangarza7777
@romangarza7777 4 жыл бұрын
Finally Mark Normand HELL YEAH!!!!
@Man_of_Mirth
@Man_of_Mirth 4 жыл бұрын
"Telerape" Burst out laughing and scared my dog!
@salutations8705
@salutations8705 4 жыл бұрын
Give it a Goog!
@ViktorHansen23
@ViktorHansen23 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Betty White
@MrJayehawk
@MrJayehawk 4 жыл бұрын
Mark has a great voice for radio or to be a game show host.
@ryanlemley4866
@ryanlemley4866 2 ай бұрын
Mark must have finally got his hands on Betty.😢
@TheSoundOfTwang
@TheSoundOfTwang 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Betty White
@jordanmcintosh5451
@jordanmcintosh5451 3 жыл бұрын
"That would be telerape, I take that back"😂😂😂
@JacobHazell
@JacobHazell 4 жыл бұрын
Toof fairy done hurt dis boi...
@jr9463
@jr9463 Жыл бұрын
"Can you win To Catch A Predator?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@magdala1
@magdala1 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is so funny that I laughed just seeing the thumbnail for this video. Wtf is that? Dude is so good at his craft that I laughed at my own anticipation.
@DarthRevanDistantCousin
@DarthRevanDistantCousin 4 жыл бұрын
The Koby joke is hilarious
@natalies2687
@natalies2687 3 жыл бұрын
OMG This was absolutely hysterical. Everything he does is hilarious
@juhuu13579
@juhuu13579 4 жыл бұрын
If you love Mark like me, you should listen to their podcast with Joe List, it’s called Tuesday’s with stories. It’s really funny
@stop.juststop
@stop.juststop 4 жыл бұрын
That Kobe line was hilarious.
@mikeporter2966
@mikeporter2966 4 жыл бұрын
I was surprised to hear him say his own name, not Kevin Hart
@Geerant37
@Geerant37 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Porter it was the first time Kevin Hart said he was Mark Normand, that’s for sure
@sophiecartman
@sophiecartman 4 жыл бұрын
I think its cute that his go to for endless the supplies were food! Damn straight! The love of food is the most sincere form of love!
@KaninTuzi
@KaninTuzi 4 жыл бұрын
Could you make the text for the questions a little smaller? It wasn't quite hard enough to read
@kurtbungley
@kurtbungley 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone go listen to his podcast Tuesday’s With Stories! Queef
@dylanrexbaker
@dylanrexbaker 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Weber you got that right fatty.
@grossebanane8926
@grossebanane8926 4 жыл бұрын
Praise Halla!
@mrstephenlapage
@mrstephenlapage 4 жыл бұрын
@@grossebanane8926its Allah as in the Islamic fruitcake you cant draw or risk a head chopping
@alessandroscuderi7300
@alessandroscuderi7300 4 жыл бұрын
Normand is the man
@bensonnick169
@bensonnick169 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is a damn genius 😂😂
@C.A.D.
@C.A.D. 4 жыл бұрын
Mark reads any question: Wooooooooo
@mulletman0001
@mulletman0001 4 жыл бұрын
Why tf did ik he was gonna say cosby, my mind is blown
@AndreNGropo
@AndreNGropo 4 жыл бұрын
Because it's a reupload.
@ErickHernandez-yd6gq
@ErickHernandez-yd6gq 2 жыл бұрын
I like how he's so awkward and cool at the same time
@cobraimploder
@cobraimploder 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the hardest working, consistently funny, and the wittiest comedian you've never heard of right now. Fight me!
@TheSamuraiApocalypse
@TheSamuraiApocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
"Telerape" is a word I will never forget now. Thank you Mark Normand
@jasoncee666
@jasoncee666 4 жыл бұрын
This dudes a "mad c u n t" which is the highest level of respect from us Australians😄👋
@Wyatth58
@Wyatth58 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand answers the internet, but also asks the internet 💯 more questions.
@jakebradley1688
@jakebradley1688 3 жыл бұрын
How is this guy not more famous! Hilarious!
@jas9239
@jas9239 4 жыл бұрын
Killed it on the last joke
@904hero
@904hero 3 жыл бұрын
So that’s how Betty White died
@paulc4091
@paulc4091 4 жыл бұрын
Future superstar
@NotElusivePanda
@NotElusivePanda 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is comedy gold
@TheBlackMambaa248
@TheBlackMambaa248 4 жыл бұрын
Answer the internet was MADE for Mark Normand
@Gtort82
@Gtort82 4 жыл бұрын
This used to be funny when they had real questions from the internet instead of recycling the same 10 over and over. Mark is hilarious though. Keep queefin
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын
Are you a fellow Tuesgay?
@elwilson7
@elwilson7 4 жыл бұрын
gotta sell those boardgames
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t my biggest issue. Should have been called Mark answers the internet and then the internet answers back and won’t shut the fuck up.
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingDomsKingdom85 Hate to say, but the pod sucks. I love Mark, but if you want to catch Mark at his least funny, watch the pod.
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 4 жыл бұрын
@@seanmatthewking yeah I've stopped listening to it too tbh mate, Mark is one of my favourite comedians but i just can't listen to Tuesdays with stories anymore. Have you watched/listened to Bad Friends yet? I'm really loving that one at the moment dude.
@KineticTaco
@KineticTaco 4 жыл бұрын
Great comedian. I love this guy.
@SparkyMTB
@SparkyMTB 4 жыл бұрын
First time seeing this guy 😂😂😂😂😂
@jpbauer5466
@jpbauer5466 3 жыл бұрын
The tooth fairy mix up is nuts hahaha
@MoonDevoured
@MoonDevoured 2 жыл бұрын
3:20 I knew that was coming lmao
@josephramey2189
@josephramey2189 4 жыл бұрын
That first card throw was perfect.
@TheSamuraiApocalypse
@TheSamuraiApocalypse 4 жыл бұрын
4:35 I forgot the context and thought he was imitating a school shooting, confused the hell out of me!
@240soundwave
@240soundwave 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy nerd here, good to be here, also a Brit, goooo on the Off Menu Podcast with James Acaster ?
@marcopinedo9716
@marcopinedo9716 5 ай бұрын
Homeless mark Normand, what a show that would be !!
@tbrwy
@tbrwy 4 жыл бұрын
"who was the first president"lmaoooooo
@nathanjualin2118
@nathanjualin2118 3 жыл бұрын
I came back to this video to say R.I.P. Betty White lol
@rhettbh
@rhettbh 4 жыл бұрын
If you haven't heard his podcast, it's awesome. It's called Tuesdays with Stories
@emmetLshavinski
@emmetLshavinski 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the Tuesgays.
@thedanksavatron7782
@thedanksavatron7782 4 жыл бұрын
7:04 LMFAO 😂🤣🤯‼️
@nickg8272
@nickg8272 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Betty White lmao
@alwayswatching6065
@alwayswatching6065 3 жыл бұрын
4:10 , if his life was on the line and he had to win one game show he said to catch a predator and then asked if you could win that show
@wesleynel6821
@wesleynel6821 4 жыл бұрын
That telerape joke was amazing
@Clone4082
@Clone4082 3 жыл бұрын
Heres one I thought of: “Would you rather laugh historically at funerals, or have to take a shit in a kids birthday cake without anyone knowing”
@amirs3180
@amirs3180 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Betty White lol
@randytravis5225
@randytravis5225 3 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather be magic Johnson with aids than Kobe” fucking savage 😂
@guyami8892
@guyami8892 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is fucking hilarious.
@Frozen_Bean
@Frozen_Bean 4 жыл бұрын
I love this kevin hart guy!
@alfreddervishi7175
@alfreddervishi7175 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of happy tuesgays 🔥
@lpcaiser
@lpcaiser 4 жыл бұрын
I'm out of the loop, can you explain to me what that phrase "tuesgay" means in relation to Mark Normand?
@alfreddervishi7175
@alfreddervishi7175 4 жыл бұрын
@@lpcaiser he has a cool podcast "Tuesdays with stories" and the listeners/ followers are called tuesgays
@lpcaiser
@lpcaiser 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for the speedy reply, my presumably now fellow tuesgay friend!
@Colechamdiceman
@Colechamdiceman 3 жыл бұрын
Mark is a savage and amazing, lol
@emmetLshavinski
@emmetLshavinski 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is the fucking man.
@TurdFerguson456
@TurdFerguson456 4 жыл бұрын
This is classic. Wtf was he thinking on some of those answers? Don't think he was in the moment at all! He's usually extremely sharp and quick
@JordiVanderwaal
@JordiVanderwaal 4 жыл бұрын
Question: If you could have an endless supply of anything, what would it be? Mark: Ooof, jizz. Hmmm. Me: Same.
@jpanici
@jpanici 4 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love Mark. Sooo goddamn funny. 👍🏼
@enzorocha2977
@enzorocha2977 4 жыл бұрын
Good lawd that Herschel jacket of Mark's...I think he's been wearing that since 2015 😂
@Jorrell81
@Jorrell81 2 жыл бұрын
He’s so hilarious 😂
@CTSVBiggie
@CTSVBiggie 4 жыл бұрын
I’d rather be magic Johnson with aids than Kobe - fucking classic
@clayfoster9303
@clayfoster9303 4 жыл бұрын
Comedy! Queef!
@KlThing
@KlThing 4 жыл бұрын
love mark normand
@jbbeats7786
@jbbeats7786 4 жыл бұрын
He's got a great old-time radio voice
@BryceChillis
@BryceChillis 3 жыл бұрын
hellz yeah lets get me on this show
@alanfresco666
@alanfresco666 4 жыл бұрын
He's the best 😂
@nickstrahan1802
@nickstrahan1802 4 жыл бұрын
Big gay here! If you don’t listen to Tuesday’s with Stories and you enjoy this man you are MISSING OUT was a fan of Mark and Joe for a while before I started listening and I regret it. Go listen!
@salmanahjum-mathee9055
@salmanahjum-mathee9055 4 жыл бұрын
i couldn't stop laughing
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