Mark Rober Makes a Lot of Money - Safety Third 81

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@williamosman
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@Estefannie
@MarkRober
@NileBlue
Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan and a couple other KZbin "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
0:00 Our special guest
3:01 We were in a Mark Rober video
7:35 Building a KZbin business
14:33 Purposefully getting stung by wasps
19:24 World’s cheapest microwave
27:08 Mark makes a lot of money
33:56 Mark’s hat
38:05 Crunchlabs
45:11 Freeze dried squirrel
51:53 Milfs on tik tok
58:43 Will’s 3000$ toilet
1:09:26 Chat controls your bidet

[@xxSmokeyTheBear]

This was a very special guest. Never in my life did I expect this podcast would get THE NileRed to collab with them

[@burntalive]

They got that NileBlue guy too! Amazing collab podcast!

[@mayotang5543]

Shame they couldnt get nile green hes no longer with us😢

[@peleghol3284]

​@@mayotang5543 R.I.P

[@BigJ_FPV]

@@mayotang5543 He died making meth with Walter and jessy. Truly sad. My deepest condolences go out the the entire Green family 😞

[@AltuveLJ]

Where's NileYellow? Been wanting to see him on a pod

[@michaellvoltare]

They should make Nigel a permanent member

[@ComicusFreemanius]

No Canadians allowed, Californian is already a step too far. Nah, I love Nigel. And Canada... I guess.

[@Becausing]

Which one is that? The lady with the long hair?

[@memejeff]

Nigel said early on that he wanted to be a regular guest rather than a host. Maybe he chose this.

[@sensuku]

@@Becausing nilered, the guy with glasses

[@WangleLine]

They should make a Nigelcast instead of a podcast

[@Nutiiiiiiii]

I love the fact Kevin is covered in literal first degree burns from standing over lava, it’s too on brand for him

[@FantasticKC10]

fr

[@Catmando4]

😂

[@JoeVanGogh]

Is this in a video lol

[@JeffGeerling]

Face is lobster-red! Camera white balance certainly wasn't helping the burn :D

[@nowanilfideme2]

Of course ​@@JeffGeerling watches this train wreck 😂

[@sellicott]

I think we can all agree that the special guest for this episode is Nigel.

[@JofreSteele]

Mark Tank is such a good idea. Science youtubers pitch terrible ideas to Mark's crunchlabs team as a sharktank parody

[@Slop_Dogg]

If their idea is denied, they’re dropped into a vat of devils toothpaste

[@ThatKoukiZ31]

Science tank

[@sammyblaze4234]

mark tank is already there, it's where mark disappears with kids to teach them "special lessions". never leave your child alone with mark rober

[@MicahS70T5M]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about ​@@sammyblaze4234

[@savagesarethebest7251]

@sammyblaze4234 Do you really believe that the kids are left Alone with the Mars Rover? Like the clips that I have seen of the Crunch Labs it is like a big space and having kids running around in an huge unfamiliar environment like that would not be fun to manage by yourself, there is probably at least a nanny, cleaner and handy(wo)man around the premises at all times

[@stalnos3581]

This podcast is insane because individually every youtuber here is massively influential on the platform. And yet it still feels like a small community podcast! it’s wild i love it!

[@benjaminkindle1841]

This podcast is insane because individually every youtuber here makes such high quality videos, but they come together and make something so bad. (this is a joke in line with the self-deprecating humor of the pod. I think it's a very enjoyable podcast ❤)

[@user-ef8lg3xc4f]

The six person vocal separation was insane

[@lettersnstuff]

AI is getting so good it almost had me convinced that was the real NigelRed

[@ifoooz]

NigelRed? Lol

[@lettersnstuff]

@@ifoooz yeah a lot of people don’t know his name is really Niles, like the Crane, but the channel is called Nigel, like the Thornberry

[@J3LVN1]

@@lettersnstuffhis channels are Nile red and blue not Nigel 🤨

[@votive7478]

@@J3LVN1no

[@GREiy45]

@@J3LVN1 it was a joke lol (unless you're joking too)

[@thedorito5434]

I can't believe Mark Rober was lucky enough to be featured on Safety Third.

[@creativecraving]

Well, we can't say "featured." After all, Stephanie was there as well.

[@Anuki]

Nigel dodging that TikTok check was craaazy slick 😭

[@AllenSAshley]

Yooo I know 👀

[@mariannelee9594]

Which part?

[@ThePokeGod]

@@mariannelee9594 58:30 “Nigel let’s see yours”

[@vampybat]

@@mariannelee959458:28

[@phygs]

@@mariannelee9594 58:30

[@BenK1122]

I'm a simple man. I see Nigel, I click.

[@daemonk756890]

Kevin looks like he's gone to check on the Chernobyl reactor after a minor explosion in a coolant tank.

[@Wezla]

Love the Chaotic "not quite sober" discord call with the boys vibes

[@DarrenLeadfoot]

Oh wow can’t believe mark rober convinced that celebrity Nilered to come on the podcast

[@wtfpwnz0red]

I love that Nigel, youtube's premier piss chemist, had the audacity to drop a "not that I've had to do it that often" about peeing in empty Gatorade bottles.

[@yukinaaishi6805]

i literally screamed the moment i saw Nigel before realizing that he would only be there in this episode gotta wait 6 more months or longer for his appearance again

[@brandon9172]

Could be years.. He's still in prison for corporate espionage. Maybe with good behavior they'll allow a visitation again, but not if he keeps trying to make drugs out of urine.

[@TheBondsJamesBonds]

Technology Connections will not be sad. But Mark Rober would be better for watching them, and he’s great. 😊

[@ChaosPootato]

Hell yeah Tech Connections is awesome

[@doaimanariroll5121]

Will you totally gotta get technology connections on saftey third. You can learn all his dad jokes for potato. He’s unapologetic dorkyness is absolutely amazing. Love his channel.

[@NICKCIN]

100% this would be awesome lmao

[@NathanTheNinjaTaylor]

pleease this is the crossover that I didn't know I needed

[@cpu_1292]

he is the Arthur Weasley of the muggle world

[@doaimanariroll5121]

Imagine the conversation about the refrigeration cycle!

[@lirothen]

Pretty sure he's on the other side of the country so low chance of that happening

[@henrysheldon2654]

Kevin being an actual burn victim this ep

[@justdoeverything8883]

Please release a VR experience where you can turn your head towards which conversation you want to listen to! hahahha

[@kermitthesock9786]

I view the multi-conversation segments as a "choose your own adventure" story: You just pick one audio to listen in. Adds rewatch value lol

[@fish120]

You gotta get stuff made here for an episode!

[@pissoffeachother]

Would immediately be my favorite episode if they got him in person.

[@tbillington]

That would be awesome, along with his wife

[@freezedTIM]

This one broke me way more than any other episode I think Mark seeming like he's responsible makes Will Kevin and Allen think that mark will keep them on track, but instead it just led to more intrusive thoughts coming out.

[@jordanmacavoy4089]

the first two minutes of this podcast are the hindenberg for people with audio processing disorders, excellent work

[@ScienzaMagia]

Estefannie is a really underrated guest - she was great on her last episode and matches the main crew in violent edutainment energy.

[@khailsan]

Wdym? The girl barely talked

[@AnaKarenRmz]

@@khailsan she is the representation of all women creators

[@Repkord]

This feels like an excessive amount of talent to shoehorn into one podcast.

[@marianocenteno4603]

i mean, they had vsauce and tom scott, they have the greatest youtuber and the worst content, is great

[@theminecraft4202]

mark rober ruining kevin's tik tok algo is not what i expected to see

[@Mike__B]

As for the purposefully getting stung by wasps and bees, it's already been done. The Justin Schmidt pain index, dude literally got stung by as many things as possible to make table of pain.

[@CCSMrChen]

“Magnets how do they work?” What a throwback! I need to watch that music video again.

[@Pyromancers]

If Allen does the toilet that begs to be peed on it needs a bidet. So it can express its desire to pee on you too. Give and take.

[@Cuestrupaster]

Chat controls your bidet is something DougDoug would 100% do it...

[@MicrowavedFurby]

What I learned this episode: Mark Rober has a lot of money

[@BorealBlizzard]

Definitely one of the best episodes so far. I really like marks typically family friendly nature clashing with the chaos of the rest of the crew.

[@fosui7424]

I feel like Will is itching for more. Look at 42:50, after talking about how current toys don't challenge kids, it's like he's stuck in a world where he almost doesn't understand why people don't understand where he's at. We need more creative people like this group to get together and talk, it's good all around.

[@terryenby2304]

58:02 I wasn’t aware Kevin could be any redder. Apparently I was wrong!

[@simplode7752]

The mixing was actually very clever with Nigel and Kevin's mic on the left ear as well as Mark's, and Allan's mic and Will's on the right so yoi could understand all 3 convos at once

[@simplode7752]

Allen and Estefani's mic*

[@Vsor]

Wow, after watching this youtube suggested "Flushing a 1981 American standard cadet toilet" for me. I guess the algorithm has chosen a category for this podcast.

[@Cabbageface]

Hey, Nigel is in the thumbnail!

[@matthewdickerson_]

has mark rober on - every comment is about nigel the goat

[@kirkula]

about 1:40 to 2:20 ... good job on the mix. Felt like actually being at a small gathering, especially with headphones.

[@ironpro7217]

I immediately thought "wow thats a lot of guests" but no its just 2 and seems like more because all 4 hosts are there

[@ToddCorley65]

We Are Legion (We Are Bob) by Dennis E. Taylor is exactly what you were talking about in the cryogenic section. Frozen engineer comes back to life as a slave AI, to become a von Neumann probe.

[@berttorpson2592]

I’ve only read the first book

[@zombie_pigdragon]

There's also the "MMAcevedo" short story, which is worth the quick+free read.

[@devanjohnson737]

I almost had a stroke while they were all talking at 2:00

[@That_Chemist]

imagine having an insect gun fight - mudwasps vs hornets

[@That_Chemist]

friendly fire is enabled

[@thomaswebster7223]

Nigel is the special guest

[@LostLargeCats]

This episode felt different with Mark there. It seemed like he was on the edge from wanting to be responsible to wanting to join in and go off the rails. I enjoyed it.

[@saawysorenson4585]

I thought Nigel was the Guest...

[@wanderinggstars]

thank you for the surround sound experience. i am listening to this on left and right speakers and its beautiful.

[@ogKEGGY]

I'm 99% sure I sent that Technology Connections video to you guys a while back lol.

[@famousjohnnyshoodies]

That sound scape of everyone talking should be your intro. The panning sounded amazing in my home theatre system. It reminded me of the Inuit throat singing panned left and right in episode 7 of Devs. You guys rock.

[@Siphonife]

HOLY COW KEVIN. LOBSTER ALERT

[@r7ndom]

Nigel AND Mark - They have hit the views jackpot. This is it guys, the peak has arrived. Prepare for the descent.

[@agropokemons]

You all were on point for this one. Loved this one so much. Awesome chemistry

[@shawnpatton]

Totally agree that bidets are worth it, Mark's explanation is spot on... if a bird poops on your arm you're gonna use water.

[@berttorpson2592]

Oh look a Nigel

[@JakeFace0]

I love how all KZbinrs are in a never ending competition to call Mr. Beast "Jimmy" as casually as possible.

[@fosui7424]

I like listening to smart people talk. I don't understand some of it, but it's nice to know that there are kind, smart people out there doing good for us normal folk.

[@jsax01001010]

I have an Amana Radarange household kitchen microwave that works exactly like the microwave Nigel is describing at 21:20. It doesn't have a carousel that spins. Instead it has a fan like deflector at the top (behind a plastic cover) that spreads the microwaves out randomly. It works fantastic, and I wish they still made consumer microwaves like it. The door handle broke, but I won't get rid of it because no regular microwave could ever come close to replacing it.

[@bananaboy8173]

Allen should make his own pain scale called the Pan pain index.

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

That split audio was amazing this time

[@firewolf11567]

I love that the binaural conversation bit has evolved into surround sound

[@fjrevoredo]

This was easily one of the best episodes so far

[@ChaosPootato]

That 3-way moment should've been in rotary panning for extra disorienting power

[@boazyeboah1824]

Okay, okay. "mark, you make a lot of money"

[@tomgidden]

1:10:10 "You gotta shoot the meteors..." Assteroids, surely.

[@Cagrst]

This was one of the best podcasts you guys have done, bother Mark more often svp

[@jackbaxter-williams8059]

I love the mention of technology connections

[@ReeseHosgood]

54:01 This is also why I don’t have a TikTok account either and my only exposure to it is through Lazarbeam’s I’m bored with Lazarbeam videos. There’s too many stupid stuff on there already.

[@covfefe69]

5:31 Earlier nigel realized he was sharing a mic, now he is mic man it's great

[@alexglover8472]

Oh look that’s Nige

[@sofiau3252]

Another perfect Safety Third episode

[@toonce101]

" world's cheapest microwave " is WILD 😂😂

[@thenoblerot]

holy shit - they got Rober HOLY SHIT - THEY GOT NIGEL!!!! 🤯

[@healbot9647]

this was so funny 1:28 the two just whispering in the background

[@Timoxa_who]

16:52 OH MY GOD HOW QUICKLY MARCS FACE CHANGED WHN NOONE HEARD HIM

[@Xaphino]

This was so chaotic and a mess. It was hilarious 😆

[@aussiegarbo752]

What an awesome guest and Nigel’s back!

[@tomuxs13]

I was laughing at work like a damn lunatic because of this podcast!

[@aarongagne8918]

@23:45 I definitely recommend the microwave popcorn idea to William a long time ago lmao

[@ducttapeengineer]

Kevin appears to be exceptionally sunburned.

[@B0Oty]

and they said it couldn't be done. Believe in your dreams, kids.

[@asfdasdful]

Nice for nigel to be back

[@zachh6868]

This was hilarious, I love the big group podcast episodes

[@A3142]

what an amazing collab and video

[@frothingloins8552]

Lobster Kevin is the hero we needed. Peak Florida Man.

[@chimneybeer6777]

The jet ski thing was in a Daniel Tosh special. Very funny special, I recommend.

[@Hardts]

When seemingly unrelated youtubers you watch get together, it kind if feels like they're coming to your house. Sorry about the mess Mark.

[@gaetancapitani3883]

Nigel plus Mark Rober, two badass sciencetuber. Love it !

[@markaldrich8753]

I, too, am glad to see Nigel

[@Sentrme]

I definitely went over my daily KZbin usage watching this. It was worth it.

[@funeralinsurancesure8791]

Nigel!

[@krem638]

Aw, I missed them talking over each other ❤

[@toonce101]

" first person shooter bidet " 😂 this is why I love the podcast

[@Dinini]

I have been waiting so long for a mark rober episode

[@gesshoku92]

I love the surround sound

[@dominicmillerca]

Thanks to your discussion, I just see bidet ads on my Facebook feed. And I've never searched for that word on the Internet in my entire life. 🤫

[@theother9518]

Split audio bit that keeps on giving

[@Edwinology]

Seeing Estefannie again was such a treat!

[@AgusMulyandi]

The arch rival of engineer between William and Mark, one is normal engineer and one of them is engineer with a bit of crack in it.

[@JerryFlowersIII]

This Procrastination talk is so spot on relatable. Much more fun and relatable than all the tax stuff that Will used to bring up.