MARKIPLIER'S NOT SHORT: THE GAME | Inch By Inch

In this game you grow progressively shorter and try to find the cure. I would like to say that you START at a PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT and grow shorter from there.
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[@t.lanfield1936]

They should make a sequel where he tries to get big again but gets even bigger and bigger.

[@goldenblue8991]

Oscar Glanfield I was thinking the same thing, are there games like that already? If so, he should play them.

[@atlasthetitan463]

That's. A genius. Idea. When I get into college, (Going to an Art school for all different types of art) I'm gonna make your idea a game

[@alextheumbreon1363]

@@atlasthetitan463 Update us when you've made the game, please.

[@4leafclover314]

That would make him even happier😂😂

[@raccoonking6746]

Oscar Glanfield that’s what she said

[@ravenstars8013]

"now I have to be *mad* And *small* In this boot"

[@phoneguy9512]

Lol🐶

[@ihave80hp]

666 likes

[@kyyathomas6386]

Markiplier: Sobbing as he becomes one with the boot

[@blueoysters3435]

Markiplier when he is 10 inches tall:*silence* Markiplier when he is 5'4: SHORT, SHORTY, SHORT

[@forestwolfang1962]

Yes I can agree be I am 5'4, why must I be short

[@bim8950]

ha ha short

[@forestwolfang1962]

I'd be twice as tall as you but sadly I never reached my true potential 😥

[@declankelly9350]

@@forestwolfang1962 what does that mean? why didn't u reach your potential

[@forestwolfang1962]

I mean that I never grew to the right height like was supposed to lol, now my cousin likes to tease on how short I am but I'm use to it lol

[@bellablackrose7262]

Me: casually is 5’ 1” Mark: *when he is 5’ 1”* wHy aM I sO sHorTy sHort Me: ... :’(

[@tictac3147]

I’m assuming he meant short for a guy

[@tofurama]

OoOoOoOoOf

[@iCamryLife]

I’m 5’ don’t feel bad

[@iCamryLife]

& I’m TWENTY

[@srgshadow538]

being tall is not always the best .im 6.56 etc 199 cm and i can tell you it is freaking enoying to need to buck down for a lot of stuff

[@swahzie]

Mark as a scientist: And now I will carefully put the ingredients in... *knocks them over* *lab explodes* Mark: ....well shit.

[@random_acesexual7600]

No, that's me as a scientist.

[@ash93x]

Kippital I was 300th like for your comment!

[@morgansmith2919]

lol true

[@accountofthebird]

Jack would yell so loud they explode

[@keirstynkat]

Markiplier makes: a mess ciz he thought he could be a scientist

[@yyyamila]

“iM iN tHe bOot!” -Markiplier 2018

[@dotbox2526]

2017

[@vipedoesstuff]

@@dotbox2526 2018

[@shadowelklord]

"that's important, ima put that on the floor." -- Markilpier Bigbrain

[@spidey1100]

"1 = Too poopy to be coffee." "2 = ???" "3 = Xanium = coffee?" Where's 2? Is it on a high shelf? Do you need a stool?

[@auxviles]

100th like

[@mikethescienceguy]

No, you need a cauldrons, a hammer and a lot of patience

[@InvisibleBlackFire]

*explodium

[@jacktheripper2660]

you madlad you

[@mikethescienceguy]

plural lol

[@rosenblau]

So this is what the real world looks like from Mark's perspective...

[@thepotatoekingstudio]

Nice.

[@KiyanPocket]

Not really. It’s only that when Wade and Bob are there. When he’s alone, his ego lets him look down on everything else.

[@lilydean5534]

Hahah

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

@@KiyanPocket Bruh, no need to toast Mark so badly

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@KiyanPocket this comment has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is

[@NinjaSox7]

They should've made a sequel where you're continously growing and it becomes harder to operate smaller things.

[@dr.cringe5045]

How big would you get after a game over?

[@mashtyx1997]

@@dr.cringe5045 space...?

[@nem4805]

foot by foot..?

[@alyciacayemberg2162]

"I'm Not Mad, I'm short!" - Markiplier in a different 2020 video that i can't remember the name of.

[@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580]

*"there's a Markiplier in my boot!"*

[@Papucrue]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone I commented that 3 hours ago

[@brentvettel5343]

lol

[@springytrapthebun1753]

*looks in boot* Yep....sure enough.... Mark: Um...ahem...a kettle help? No.......... Mark: Y? I........I don't know?

[@David-nf9dz]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone what a predicament for mark😂

[@hallielarson719]

lol

[@GravyRave]

Scientist: "I hate this with every inch of my body." Me: "That's not a lot of inches."

[@twincitypolly2102]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn

[@buttons5036]

ROASTEEEEED

[@sharonrichardson6653]

Omg XD

[@tfolyak]

AvenRave o o f

[@tasteimmortality]

you could also use that on me, but id probably slap you in the face

[@TotalAnimeFreak456]

Science labs have microwaves that they use for various procedures, including making protein separation gel.

[@Firestar4041]

Sequel idea; At the height you are at the end, you have to make a growth formula, and you begin growing too big. So thus it is then a race against time to make a cure to stop growing before you can't fit in the room anymore.

[@JustinY.]

Is this game a representation of Markiplier's fears?

[@zombienerd140]

Justin Y. You would think that yeah and oh hey it's you "stop following me" I guess everyone says that

[@13microvolt]

Justin Y. justin do u mind if i want to be like you? also ur everywhere cuz ur the comment king

[@ArixSage]

_it represents his life_

[@lurkerremastered1578]

Im not even surprised when I see you anymore. Hello lol

[@novastar3990]

Woah! You really ARE everywhere! I like you!

[@maddiewallace216]

"Maybe I should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee?" "noo"

[@alexanderjordan9894]

"This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet"

[@VibeyViberson]

Mark: **gets mad that he's 5'1** Me: **Cries in 4'11**

[@-l7-686]

Me: *Laughing in 6.21*

[@VibeyViberson]

Yall are tall wtf

[@xylonus]

@@VibeyViberson its okay if youre still puberty, but the last height result will be sadly unsatisfying for you

[@jacoblimber4040]

Because u a girl okay

[@moonmagic17484]

You: *cries in 4’11* Me: *depressed in 4’8* It can always be worse

[@Jacob-ko2li]

There's a Mark in my boot

[@cieliona]

Jclubsandwich And the award for comment of the year goes to you!!!

[@specccle1138]

Underrated comment

[@nmads2162]

Yes there's a mark in my boot

[@daubernoob2307]

Jclubsandwich "Made In China" Oh yeah I see that mark everywhere. Lmao

[@yellowfire6091]

Jclubsandwich OH MY GOD

[@brycevo]

Mark isn't Short!!! He's just *Vertically Challenged* ...

[@heyitsstray8219]

O man Im vertically challenged too

[@heyitsstray8219]

:'3

[@cryptidboy7727]

Bryce Mckenzie agreed

[@jessepinkman69420]

(Insert 2018 markiplier meme here)

[@nakedsnake1774]

E

[@rsodrealm]

try out the sanbox mode! thumbs up for markiplier to read it!

[@taelynsavitski6220]

Why is no one talking about how he said "tittie sprinkle" twice throughout this video? 😂

[@tuxedobird]

Coolcatz 2018 Yet you only had to wait a week. Seems a bit unfair, eh?

[@tuxedobird]

Coolcatz 2018 Only wait 11 minutes, fool.

[@tuxedobird]

Coolcatz 2018 So it is war. You’ll wait 38 minutes.

[@Astarust]

@what in the world You had to wait 2 days for someone to reply

[@fussyharp9834]

Cole W. Edits You had to wait 3 hours!

[@imdone7426]

He went through the 7 stages of grief whenever he got stuck in the boot

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I'm done there's only five stages

[@pwney400]

All _s e v e n_

[@christopherwalker1823]

+Robert Brotherton No, There Are Seven Stages Of Grief.

[@PhantomVirus]

ChristopherWalker Gaming Don’t know if trolling or not, but just do everyone’s informed, there are 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

[@tylercorliss5052]

I'm done omg your so right, but he got lucky at the 6th stage and got out

[@nitromazer9021]

Momiplier:"You could have been taller"

[@non6882]

Mark: ...fight against the clock Me, still recovering from unus annus deletion: pain.

[@montana5726]

Mark:IM NOT SHORT!!! Me: Our first smol Markipler. What would Momiplier say about this?

[@mahennatockenstein2929]

“Number one... number three”

[@bloxacoreus2]

Number thre *E*

[@paradisehoodie7881]

n u m b e r f i f t e e n

[@VlrglnMary]

Number SIXTE EEN

[@theuno7808]

Hi I Trigger People burger king foot lettuce

[@shafaet1194]

but that might be what you gaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt

[@dylansee7290]

Shortyplier

[@ArixSage]

_15 shorties to be exact ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

[@pencilpoet4167]

They called Markiplier "Todd Anthony Shaw" in high school.

[@pencilpoet4167]

Look it up

[@uselessvillain152]

mark "I don't know what Darkium is" me: it makes an infinite doorway for Darkiplier to get out

[@egodragonvm663]

Every time mark said DARKIUM I was like “Darkiplier?Darkipliers an element?”XD

[@anayatemple]

Markium + Darkium= Darkiplier

[@ellastarburst736]

Disney Lover OWO AMAZING

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Disney Lover You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

[@therainbowtrinity3823]

True my friend true

[@hondakich.8861]

Darkiplier is a coffee?

[@bruc1555]

Darkiplierum

[@ethan7520]

"We aren't short. We're "fun sized""

[@lemonywater2979]

Luigi yeah what u gonna do about it. This is democracy *buddy*

[@Yirialo]

YEAH

[@janethumphres]

Skelecorn there’s nothing fun about not being able to reach stuff

[@serenitymartel6683]

I'm watching this video for the 10th time because this was my very first Markiplier video and I can't express how happy I am that I found this video, this channel, this community, and this guy. Love you so much Mark❤

[@sahilmadan6901]

Mark- Can't even reach the door knob Also Mark - *I SEEM TO BE OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT*

[@itsthatleo3970]

*that's not a beaker, that's a graduated cylinder*

[@cherrydragon3120]

Leo Cruz or an universal Bucket???

[@KamiTenchi]

*Honey I Shrunk Markiplier*

[@whitepalladian]

Frisk uh how could you😨😨😨

[@glitchxa2556]

14:14 that voice crack tho

[@sociallyineptbean1689]

“It’s kind of an interesting concept to fight against the clock”

[@ingeaten]

Memento Mori friend

[@TheMuffinator3]

Actually Mark, labs do use microwaves sometimes. They’re clearly labeled “not for food” and sometimes other things like “Biohazard” based on what it’s intended for. I think I used a lab microwave for agar once The main thing that stressed me out in this game was seeing the chemical hood sash so high. I thought the Explodium was gonna blow right there and the sash height would be to blame

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

I think they should add a second mode called "Color by Color" where you start going color blind and need to make an antidote to fix yourself. You wouldn't have the names of the liquids anymore just something like "Blue goes with Yellow to make....blah blah blah."

[@Wins0n]

But then there wouldn’t be a game over, just a life of zen.

[@jonathangerbino2621]

What if you're just slowly getting blinder and blinder? Or faster and faster? Or slower and slower? Or bigger and bigger?

[@wardedthorn6523]

Winson Zen? I know colorblind people; it's just an inconvenience

[@ashtheegg_8744]

Nous Resterons La or have it be they grow inch by inch so they progressively get taller and taller and need to use tiny things to make the antidote

[@Wins0n]

An inconvenient state of zen :3

[@rovertn7521]

14:58 Pun intended?

[@thewolfstu]

I just realized... 7 inches... I wonder if that is secretly a prank from one of his co-workers who are into some kinky stuff.

[@TheMyopicFed]

Dildoplier

[@leviathan4611]

@@TheMyopicFed nO

[@frostbitex23]

I must resist the urge to make a Chemistry pun but I fear there will be no reactions.

[@maliisadrable5994]

FrostyFlakes i laughed..thank you.

[@Cr45h0v3r1d3]

That's a rather noble attempt at a joke... lol

[@duncanjohnson7963]

If you aren't careful you'll be a catalyst to something catastrophic

[@jillandjack7631]

Yes u were right

[@jaysmechs2457]

I AM GETTING SHORTY SHORT *WHY AM I SO SHORTY SHORT*

[@albinompaintingllc6414]

E

[@bruh9382]

Please someone make a remix of that

[@meeelatonin7760]

"And like I said,someone stepped on him,and Mark was no more."

[@meeelatonin7760]

CursedHacker I can already imagine the remix- WHY AM I GETTING SHORTY SHORT I AM SO SHORTY SHORT (shoooort) SHORTY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORTY SHOOOORT idk

[@Lunaphire]

I'm pretty sure when he said that, he was my height, lol...

[@carmesincolor6052]

Man...im just thinking What was the number 2 at 2:25?

[@Jack-er1sc]

I think we can safely assume mark knows it's too poopy to be coffee...

[@jaredbaca9529]

i like how he accepted his end 9:50

[@juliano345]

More like Markiplier Simulator

[@chapman_cole0491]

Roasted

[@isaxcore8788]

I love that XD

[@ArixSage]

_more like me i have no life simulater_

[@RikNRolla1229]

Somebody better give Mark some ice, cuz he just got BURNED!!!

[@ArixSage]

_shut it man u a straight furry_

[@Egypt_Mummy]

I'm in the boot NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ashleyallen7599]

0:13 Him: before- me:BEFORE YOU ARE LITTLE TO LATE! him:no

[@AppleOfThineEye]

"I've seen shorter people."

[@VenomQuill]

"Wade, say something nice." lmao

[@dokkannn]

OOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A BOOT UNDER THE DESK???!! Tiny plier!!

[@carlbowman6699]

Ahhhh ant😱

[@starhunterwolf9048]

Fudgin Pudim XD

[@crazycriyt8637]

SCREAMIN' AND CURSIN' MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN?!?! Tiny Plier!

[@broken6584]

Fudgin Pudim Lmao

[@tutorydean8867]

HA.HA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kittyleafdraws9602]

Mark I am a whopping 5'3" I'd be a goddamn fool if I thought you were short

[@melodywrite9216]

kittyleafdraws I’m 5’0”, feel tall yet? 😜😜😜

[@ladygalaxy7396]

Same. 5'3.

[@Carter_the_Cryptid]

kittyleafdraws - I'm 5'3" while my dad is 6'1", he has never known the plight of us shorties. He has been ridiculously tall his whole life, even in grade school he was the tallest boy in class.

[@user-rk8kt6zu5q]

Actual short people unite!!

[@boxofd0gs41]

kittyleafdraws 5’11”😝

[@daltonpinell6251]

Mark: What do I do with Exodium!? Me: OBLITERATE!

[@springbiscuits3049]

"I'm not short." Is that what you wanted me to say Mark?

[@magentafoxrose1402]

PERFECTLY AVERAGE HEIGHT!! 👍👍👍

[@bantv3418]

Elizabeth Santiago You Are Right 😍😍

[@albanian2408]

Elizabeth Santiago xnxx

[@Rainok]

LOL Your funny

[@MikeAllrightChannel]

Momiplier “ you could be bit taller...”

[@ivandelaguardia1]

0:07 but not width, that would just be craxy

[@svisuals4932]

*"Hippity Hoppity I'm so short"*

[@bonniebunniegirl4000]

"Why am I so shorty short?"

[@DeannaStar7]

"I'M IN THE BOOT!" Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at that! Someone animate this PLEASE!

[@QtheWhatever]

agreed, this is a good video for animation

[@slenderhorro4305]

THERE IS A MARKIPLIER IN MY BOOT

[@ZorotheGallade]

This joke is kinda shoehorned in.

[@slenderhorro4305]

ZorotheGallade yeah it went down the heel fast

[@cherrydragon3120]

Don't put on your boots!! Just on case there is a mark inside one of them

[@jacobegnor4197]

literal scientist smart enough to make a shrinking thing: Girls: I WonT dAte uNleSs hE’s 6 fOoT tAll”

[@Max-Parker-Buxton]

Mark: I'm happy with my height Also Mark: How do I get...taller?

[@21stcenturybae]

I thought markiplier would have liked the sound of explodium in the morning.

[@Eiosh]

XD

[@youssefdoso7003]

Techno The Destroyer I

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh, so THAT'S why Mark had a SHORT temper in getting over it.

[@thegojilegend3795]

Ha nice one

[@marsoupie2119]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@thatssj3dude891]

very funny ha ha ha

[@faith_in_kpop_2267]

ugh! that's priceless

[@AnotherDeadTransgirl]

I am a PERSON Hey. Can we cut Markimoo a little slack here? >

[@electroi.5403]

THERES A MARK IN MY BOOT!

[@user-ht6ig3ux1v]

Marks face at 9:38 killed me 😂😂😂

[@fatherdaniel8923]

And then he goes home and his wife (or husband) is like "Did you make coffee at the lab again?"

[@niche4829]

Someone draw a tiny grumpled Markimoo stuck inside a boot, please! That'd be so cute! PS: Thank you so much everyone for over a hundred likes and for their art! This community is so much like a big family and I love all you guys for keeping this place such a fun and nice area of the internet. =]

[@austynlevi1258]

Avalon Meade I'm literally on it!

[@DarkGamerexe545]

Idiots Relm I would love to see that! Where will you post it?

[@austynlevi1258]

Dark Gamer.exe not sure honestly... Probably DeviantArt (AustynLevi) and Instagram (austynleviart)

[@woahhhhhh]

Idiots Relm I really want to see that

[@theinvisiblespoon6118]

caustic synishade did it on tumblr

[@timothyroehm4307]

This is so terrifying imagine being in this situation!!!

[@drfries]

I believe I can fly I got shot by a pizza guy all I wanted was onion rings from McDonald's or Burger King I believe I can soar I got slapped in a grocery store even though I'm 24 I got an imaginary dinosaur I believe I can fall because I tripped by a bouncy ball

[@dylansee7290]

Talln'tplier

[@kapilbusawah7169]

Douchebag Dickrider underrated comment

[@Meandme71801]

E

[@hytfgul3363]

yesn't

[@wayjae]

Douchebag Dickrider This deserves to be top comment

[@adw5205]

Non't

[@Z-1991]

Too many signing of calendars interrupted your growth.

[@jessicalane1398]

Zevastian 1991 why would he be growing at 28 years old?

[@skylar4370]

Zevastian 1991 your*

[@Z-1991]

Jesscar because he's Markimoo (?)

[@projectreboot1720]

Lol the title tho

[@TFWPLSSUB]

1:55 *bananas intensifies*

[@HappyMatt12345]

I'm imagining Bob and Wade as Marks coworkers coming in the next day to find 6-inch tall Mark stuck inside of a boot ranting about how he's not short and a perfectly average height lmao. That sounds like a filler chapter to an episodic fanfic xD

[@CourtLLRN]

I'm trying to figure out in what universe 5'10" is short. The way he and others talk about his height, I seriously thought he was 5'6" or something. xD

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I would've thought he was in the low 5 to high 4 range

[@Choujifangirl]

Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery believe me guys, its short I mean hell i'm shorter then Mark (only by a couple of inches but still short is short no matter which way you slice it)

[@miieriel9531]

Isn’t 5’10” like average?

[@rett064]

I used to think he was 4’5-

[@ronnievega3155]

What's wrong with 5'6"

[@Alexthatsnottaken]

That moment when you become so small your boot becomes your prison and you look back on your life and wonder where it all went wrong

[@voicehead]

that moment when your family leaves you behind to rot but you turn out successful in life and you think to yourself, "TAKE THAT, MOM AND DAD!" but they dont remember you and you remember that they dont remember you and you quietly cry to yourself and you realize youre donald trump

[@Alexthatsnottaken]

Mac_Tonight I hate when that happens.

[@Kristopher848]

"maybe we should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee.." Me: no shit, Sherlock.

[@mineking6391]

Mark, you're not short and you are at a perfectly average height for a male. You have the world's support :3

[@JustaYeomanBowman]

He boot too big

[@lunchboxcake]

The Trammell for he gotdamn feet

[@TheDeridor]

Perfection

[@TRAGEDYM4SK]

for he gotdamn feet

[@trvemilk638]

And he too smalln’t

[@aurelionsmol715]

Markiplier: this is a game about a scientist who shrunk in height ...uhh... I thought you were planning to be an engineer.

[@nakedsnake1774]

whizwhite 👏👏

[@GrahamBurgers]

"How do I get big again?" _flashbacks_ *Revolutions all the time,* *people changing the world with crime.*

[@d1gital.star.]

Mark saying Lynxium BEFORE Lixian was his editor: *Nothing* Mark saying Lynxium AFTER Lixian became his editor: Lixian: " You called? "

[@texas_badger1984]

I WANT THIS TO BE ANIMATED XD

[@emptysoul6264]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@XenosX4]

YEES

[@Shadow-qh9fg]

Yea

[@walliscool]

me too :p

[@rhiannonblack7174]

it is!

[@TheMegaGamingJoker]

MARKS NOT SHORT!!!! Even if his mom said he could be a bit taller... XD

[@jeejypeej]

*takes glasses off* How dare you complain about this family.. *shakes head* _how dare you.._

[@therealnereusv4363]

12:30 Mark: Why i am *Shorty Short?* Me: I'm Tall

[@sherbet3310]

“1, it looks too poopy to be coffee, and number 3, I dunno how explodium turned into coffee.” -Markiplier, 2k18

[@dredgenwar2375]

On a late Friday night, a new scientist named Mark was incredibly tired after a long day of chemical experimentation, so he used the lab equipment to make some sweet, delectable coffee. After drinking it, he felt strange, as if his legs were weak and frail. He soon realized that he was suddenly shrinking. Frantically, he started grabbing, fusing, and drinking every chemical he could get his hands in. He eventually narrowed his options down to one, Darkium. He chugged it down, as this was his final chance to save himself. It worked, to disastrous results. He grew back to his normal size, rejoicing the chemical. Then, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his pituitary gland as it changed him to a bad person and corrupting his positive attitude. Finally, a strange black gas came out of his eyes and mouth, now known as Vantablack Gas. He collapsed and then flew up, floating skin to that of a ghost. This was the birth of a horrible physical manifestation of all of Mark's hatred, grief, and pain that would be known to us as Darkiplier.

[@dredgenwar2375]

This is supposed to be an alternate-dimension origin to Darkiplier, if you wanted to know.

[@lasthourofmay2153]

I love this

[@acreativename9186]

Skeleton Gaming H YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A BOOK LIKE I'D PAY MONEY FOR THIS

[@Cryinghh]

When I heard "Darkium" my mind snapped to Darkiplier xD

[@dredgenwar2375]

Melody Bean .3. :3, Thank you, that means a lot!

[@keirstynkat]

"I'm in the boot" (loses all hope) *starts playing IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL FLY AWAY...*

[@julianws4285]

Le me watching yt at 3 at night: Markiplier: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!

[@scene6289]

9:20 I almost died laughing lol

[@braedenw.4156]

Why does this game make me anxious

[@mery9137]

IT SHOULDN’T BECAUSE IT IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL HEIGHT

[@MAY1AVIV]

same

[@ertok7067]

For me it was the thought of being stuck in a boot, and waking up Monday to a scientist putting his foot into that boot.

[@NoahHalfSquid]

If you want true anxiety, pause at 4:21...

[@justanotherfurry420]

You actually aren't THAT short, Mark. It's just that everyone else is too tall.

[@Nick-sy2md]

logic

[@cozysweaterinc.4523]

RisenSatellite I’ll say I’m short or be like “hey I grew” and my mom will say something like “ you’re not that short, your friends are just giants”

[@justanotherfurry420]

SMOLL BEAN Exactly, except both me and my mother are short. I'm already an inch taller than her but I fear in still gonna be a short stock totally not like Markiplier.

[@Choujifangirl]

What would’ve made this funnier is every time he shrank his voice would get higher up to the point where he got stuck in the boot

[@1th_to_comment.]

Video: Mark is not short: the game Me: *I N T E R E S T I N G*

[@asherring9605]

Me: *sees title* Me: we know honey we know

[@JamesyHerald]

You're not short. You're just always surrounded by tall people. It's that kind of "beaker half full" mentality we need to maintain to get through our... short... lives.

[@lingyan6901]

fun fact, taller people have shorter lives cus it puts pressure on their circulatory system. So yes, short height, long lives.

[@JamesyHerald]

@ling yan That's a bit sad actually, haha...

[@crayzplayer8728]

15:20 im not short

[@bye7522]

OH MY GOODNESS I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND NOW I’M WATCHING IT AGAIN AND I REMEMBER ASKFJSHFHSS THE NOSTALGIA