1001 WAYS TO DIE | House - Part 1

[@madnessnvrendz9347]

"I hear it whispering to me" Mark: *makes the most 'are you kidding me' face ever* Mark: yeah i'll listen

[@thelilinator6405]

I ain't a terlit ignorer

[@thelilinator6405]

@UwU Mae that's how he said it

[@ManlyBadassHero]

I guess you finally came home.

[@Normisity]

Dad

[@orphanslayer69]

Hi

[@JavierGomezX]

Heck yeah. I was just thinking about you while clicking on this video. Glad the game is getting even more attention though.

[@_Lythe_]

Your grinding this game

[@eliasayala5]

The return of the king

[@notimportant3082]

“I should run, This one of the moment in movies and people don’t run, and instead I turn the lights out” How mark play horror games summed up in 1 sentence.

[@LudoCoach]

@YeaMan and and I have been busy so please forgive me and enjoy the video

[@InnerRise]

@Egg Muffin I signed a DNR IN THE MIDDLE of trying to read it just in case I didnt make it

[@ashleyr6809]

I read your comment just as Mark was saying it. 😄

[@FirstnameLastname-rm1mu]

Huh?

[@hadley.05]

You mean "MoMENt 😅🤣

[@RickAstley-qd8bn]

Favorite part was when Mark walked into the room and saw his sister's corpse in half on the floor, and was just like: "OH, RIGHT. THE BEAR TRAP. WhOOPS."

[@pickels_andfrys]

Fr 😂

[@jessicajohnson1867]

It's rick astley!

[@akahelpwttubers]

Real airc rstley

[@carrlaeyna]

“Was that me sleeping, or was that me dreaming?” *yes*

[@charkyoinz]

Why is there advertisers in your reply section lol

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

Boffum.

[@234o93]

Sucks to be in this comment section.

[@shan4289]

@Bruh Bruh no sef promo

[@KerriB]

Glad someone else noticed that 😂

[@pakalupapito5578]

I love that the woman in the window just watches you, extends her neck, and then just goes "hi, I just smelled blood and thought something happened" like it's just a normal conversation

[@mephistopheles089]

😆

[@beeb4439]

@@mephistopheles089 no i didnt

[@mephistopheles089]

@@beeb4439 yes you did

[@beeb4439]

@@technoraver99 u do that then

[@turtleyamazing6091]

@@technoraver99 what the hell

[@thomaslarkin3307]

It's funny because dropping the bowling ball doesn't make the chandelier drop. He just happened to drop it at the exact second it was going to fall.

[@KingDetonation]

That timing was incredible *chef's kiss*

[@cyan6579]

Oh i think your right lol

[@Nephilvan]

Just like throwing the milk on the mom to "revive" her. His timing is crazy...

[@Nietabs]

Yes

[@enclavesoldier8417]

time has no meaning in games cus in fallout new vages the best game ever made speaking halts all of reality

[@salted_and_sweet]

20:29 “Protect your sister. Make her feel safe.” 5 seconds later: 💀

[@thomasmacdonough288]

-Mark has bucket to pick up water "Sorry mom, I'm doing this as a preventative measure" *Cuts her in half instead*

[@wannabechef7946]

Love your pfp

[@alexmicurin1314]

Gj you have eyes

[@BigBroccoli_]

@@alexmicurin1314 What you all mad about?

[@iamyul3498]

@@BigBroccoli_ some people can't take obvious jokes

[@Willowisp927]

@@iamyul3498 Some people think those really original jokes are funny lol.

[@whatsyouropiniononsawblades]

It’s funny how mark doesn’t realise the bad stuff only happened when the lights went off. Here’s a tip keep the lights on, it can keep away specific threats

[@Shythalia]

Why does he even turn the lights off anyway? Seems pointless. xD Maybe just an impulse?

[@tetronadionoxide5275]

really because when ever that invisible dude walks into each room and Mark walks in after is when i see the bad things happen i might be wrong but if mark can get all the things before the invisible dude walks into each room then he might be able to do something to save the family tis but a thought and a theory pay no mind my rambles

[@constantly_nerfed]

The lights turn off eventually anyways, even if you keep them on the whole time

[@mugger12321]

Saw blades are pretty cool. When compared to thorn vines which may not be nail jumped off of they perrty niiice. Lovely sound too!

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

I have PTSD from saw blades

[@stampster4067]

"Mommy want some milk?" *mother rises from death* "Yes, darling."

[@QuokkaWaka]

Death is temporary. Milk is eternal.

[@stampster4067]

Long live milk.

[@LuperisNone]

I NEED MY CALCIUM!

[@2milk867]

@@LuperisNone Here i am, sire.

[@LuperisNone]

@@2milk867, OH! THANK YOU! I wish I BLED MILK! I shall erect an ice cream dome for you! I shall make CHEESE in places man has never made CHEESE before! I shall breed cows like noone has ever bred before!

[@arynnbeefox3014]

it's basically tradition for me at this point to rewatch this series whenever i start another big art project. mark's voice makes for great background noise

[@joaojonito3764]

Fr

[@JoannaFox-eb6vz]

I know right? I'll be doing schoolwork and instead of putting on music I'll just put Markiplier on in my headphones. I'm homeschooled by the way.

[@Loverluliz]

that and the music does it for me!

[@millo7295]

Is it a series?

[@naan000]

I've got a graded assignment due in less than 2 days and I've got this as company :D

[@RavenKnight638]

Mark: “Mom you want some milk?” Gets executed horribly. Me: “I’ll take that as a solid maybe.”

[@shiryogames765]

Nah, bro, that's a liquid.

[@RavenKnight638]

@@shiryogames765 😂😂😂😂 I hate this so much but at the same time that was so clever. Touché and well played

[@krittikapaul355]

@@shiryogames765 absolutely amazing

[@xavizd.8904]

_A witty point by Shiryo games there..._

[@scottadams6607]

when in vid is that

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mark: "Don't die over spilled milk" I can't believe he came up with something that clever in a split second

[@mcguffer1026]

I’ve seen you on like seven different videos now

[@theeveningswan6469]

seriously is your life just commenting on videos

[@Kay3Kay3]

Bruh i see you EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭

[@theorsimer]

He's a witty man, that Markiplier fellow

[@Alaric696]

What type of milk i wonder...

[@izekmon6854]

Killer: Any last words? Mark: GUH HYUK

[@JaidenConnors]

Killer: u-um... i'm sorry, what? Mark: GUH HYUK!! Killer: i-i don't,- mark: GUH HYUUK!! Killer: ok that's it! *shoots mark. I don't know why i made this a whole story joke.

[@mihaivergelea26]

A HYEUG

[@thecurseddonutpanda664]

This is fine…

[@cleverusername6526]

i like how most of the characters are disgusted by the rubber duck for seemingly no reason

[@pieceofshoot]

why please why i smell ot

[@tyrahughes472]

because its not from the HOUSE

[@moaxiom4893]

Rubber ducky plotting big time

[@victoriabirney5654]

This game feels a lot like intrusive thoughts actually happening instead of just being in your head.

[@lasticot123]

Interesting view

[@randomancrossoverfan]

It really does

[@toenailfungo2741]

I thought that too!

[@MakaylaTomasi]

Oh my gods, you're right.

[@alecisd3ad13]

Damn hit hard

[@cara_macchi]

Child: dies tragically Shadow: *cha cha real smooth*

[@lockofthesamurai4317]

Why yes.

[@dinogamer3297]

You dont SLIDE TO THE LEFT SLIDE TO THE RIGHT when you see children die?

[@doxasnike4789]

@@dinogamer3297 take it back now y’all

[@ujotony]

@@dinogamer3297 YES, dance on the dead children

[@dinogamer3297]

@@ujotony lol

[@curator3539]

I like that every time Mark figures out how to stop one tragedy another one happens

[@TrionerExpeliozias]

You're the guy who replies to every steam game 11 times

[@abstract_alt]

life be like

[@queenza1240]

😂

[@Cozy186]

@@TrionerExpelioziaswhat

[@TrionerExpeliozias]

@@Cozy186 Honestly I have no Idea. Probably something to do with their username being curator

[@Skippy839]

Mark: **spills the milk on mom** Also Mark: “don’t die over spilled milk”

[@Casedilla73]

“You dancing on my corpse? What kinda douchebag move is that?” The teabag, Mark.

[@imsad3923]

I don't feel like making tea now

[@ayouzid]

@@imsad3923 Britain citizens: *_Pathetic_*

[@shimerrill967]

Hot tea

[@ondinaskye7773]

Oh no

[@mr.malware8299]

REPRODUCTION

[@Mabra51]

"I don't want to kill my sister" he says while he intentionally leaves a beartrap in her path.

[@MAX_DJM]

TRUEEEEE

[@stevie_spidey467]

Leaves*

[@fuzzychunkymunky2858]

I don't think he connected the bear trap to the sisters path to the piano

[@R34PR_]

Bear traps aren't killing tools. They are injuring and trapping tools. He will only wound her and maybe bleed her out for a while.

[@dixonguy]

Omori flashbacks

[@FemtoTheWolf]

Thing: hey did you like my jumpscare? Mark: *Morphs into owl*.

[@hamslider3055]

@vinasu maaj yah that's weird

[@galacticguardian7530]

He no

[@noobik829]

@vinasu maaj he do be vibing tho

[@leave3451]

@@galacticguardian7530 what

[@Jaekolopterus]

I SO BADLY need this Game to have a fandom

[@imliterallyRyanGosling2049]

Quote of the year: *Dont Die Over Spilled Milk* -Markiplier

[@wazkalia]

Mark: *sees mom on floor* Mark's brain: OH SHE NEEDS SOME M I L K

[@hereforgames3549]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic bro epic😂😂

[@End3ren3rgy]

Then she comes alive with the power of milk

[@wazkalia]

Oh, y'all needed milk, huh? THANK Y'ALL FOR *OVER 1K* LIKES. THIS MADE MY DAY GOOD!!

[@GMilkMan]

I Approve of this message

[@Kwacklet]

What *m i l k* ?

[@newbaggett]

"She need sum melk!" **Mom revives** "OH NO SHE DOESN'T!"

[@bobthepancake2870]

@@technoraver99 Here’s another idea for a better planet: Don’t be a spammy asshole in a comment section saying completely irrelevant stuff

[@butteredcornfr]

@@technoraver99 ok lol

[@honeybunny3365]

@@technoraver99 I'm not gonna read your novel

[@AGuyNamedNav]

Glad to know that my ears are working.

[@155chipmunkz]

That's some shifty ass milk.

[@Seaweed_Brain_3]

“What the hell is that? Get it away from me!” “Ummm, no” *proceeds to chuck it at her*

[@UserOffTheInternet]

Lol I just saw it 😂

[@flippermango2619]

Siblings

[@pineapplejello3664]

Fun fact: the song the sister is playing on the piano is from a Japanese horror/comedy movie called "House". The movie is absolutely hilarious and I definitely recommend seeing it

[@captaineo5821]

i'm so glad that someone recognized this before i did

[@sstar339]

So... is it like, scary-scary? Like, jumpscares and stuff?

[@wesleylara5136]

@@sstar339 Mostly really funny and bizarre. Great film! It's on HBO Max and Criterion Channel!

[@sstar339]

@@wesleylara5136 Sounds like it's worth a watch! I'll definitely be adding it to my list. Thank you

[@tomascaldon1332]

Hausu is one of the most insane and fucking bizarre movies I've ever seen. Excellent stuff. So much fun. Also, that little piano piece was later sampled in 'Welcome to the Black Parade'.

[@darabhaqnazar3952]

This is basically "Dumb Ways to Die" Horror Edition

[@lapislazuli06]

Hey have u heard of this old show called "1000 ways to die"? 😅

[@mcn2975]

Damn, you made me remember the good old days. Their song is just a masterpiece

[@hans9719]

@@mcn2975 I remembere hearing it come from loud speakers in my elementary school, I think every teacher that agreed to let it play thought it was just a children's song (it played at a time where all students were told to go to a gym to demonstrate dances and stuff, but the song was just used as a waiting song, so basically every student sang to it, and the teachers were panicking, because of the words "dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die"). I'd say it was the best time of 3rd grade, me and my friends were laughing our asses off.

[@LockonStratos08]

basically Higurashi When They Cry, 8bit edition

[@Zodiac12355]

@@lapislazuli06 i watched it

[@TimeBucks]

I’m already enjoying this series.

[@leahsanz7591]

Why a business guy come here for?

[@sirenouir4250]

@@leahsanz7591 because entertainment

[@Qwerty-vo8do]

to promote his channel

[@itzinky1506]

Same

[@cutecatcute1641]

@@itzinky1506 heheh your 42 minutes before I comment

[@AustinPerez00]

Famous Last words😭😭 "There's nothing I hate more then sandwiches"

[@katalinadickson1009]

Mark: "Want some water?" Sister: "Screams in terror" *goes into room* just kill me. I think I did something wrong

[@elektr1x7881]

i think that was just a reference to that one episode of courage the cowardly dog where he finds a violin girl that screams and looks just like tabby's sister

[@mili42069]

just like real life

[@Marble_Rye]

Chandelier: I don’t need this scream

[@Fodnex]

Mark: "mum ya want some milk? Mom: "turns into a zombie and cuts his head off" That's what we call a family

[@NormalMaximo]

@Leandro Memes 27:40

[@welon17]

Kills cat: Ohhhh, I'm sorry! Kills sister: Huh!? Oh well, that happened...

[@penguin5907]

Well I mean cats are above siblings ( ⊙ - ⊙ ) / | | \ ! !

[@lotus_flower2000]

Cats are innocent. Sisters are the other hand ..

[@hirojinwoo]

They’re pretty innocent.

[@catofculture461]

gamers in a nutshell

[@02protoman]

*Drops bowling ball Everything else in room: “And I took that personally”

[@caitycat1328]

😂👌🏼

[@jasonwint2110]

@@caitycat1328 hi

[@caitycat1328]

@@jasonwint2110 hi😂

[@melisma42]

1.5k likes with only 3 replies? impossible.

[@dooferfis]

Had me CACKLING 😂

[@wendigo8799]

Mark: "Surely I don't want to kill my sister Also Mark: *leaves bear trap open*

[@dragoncrystalz3541]

Mark: *walks in piano room* Chandelier: *falls* Sister: *dead* Chandelier: and I took that personally

[@dlmhdlmd]

@@EEEEEEEE e 😧

[@rbcodder1701]

Ahaha funny meme

[@dragoncrystalz3541]

Aw thx guys :’)

[@AnAverageNerd]

@Leon wooninck no its a timed event one of the candles is heating up the chandiler chain

[@spark1400]

Where's the joke?

[@theboogeyman2590]

“So was that me sleeping or was that me dreaming?” Mark, they’re pretty much the same.

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

Yeah, probably.

[@Mizantrop__]

When you sleep, you don't dream, but you can dream while sleeping, it is probably called dreaming.

[@rykerstayton9577]

Hah he's right, sleeping and dreaming are the same, otherwise you'd remember your past life.

[@menub283]

Marenol

[@x._Bunn-Y_.x]

There not but either way he won't be awake

[@casadilla111]

Mark: “Hey mom, you want some milk?” Mom: “So anyway, I took that personally…”

[@brianblackburn5018]

So anyway I took that person

[@engineergaming6557]

@@brianblackburn5018 Lol

[@yoinkorboink7611]

@@brianblackburn5018 i think everyone will take that personally lmao

[@brianblackburn5018]

@@yoinkorboink7611 I know I just decided to make the comment much more morbid

[@yoinkorboink7611]

@@brianblackburn5018 oh lol sorry i meant the comment to seem lighter reading mu comment now it seems to serious

[@itsacanoneventchat]

“Maybe we can have frog legs for dinner!” Mark: disturbed

[@Arkylie]

Mark: *realizes that milk and cat go together* *realizes he can kill the cat* *realizes the cat hides a key* *completely forgets about possibly using milk on cat, instead repeatedly murders cat to get key*

[@hannnd566]

No reply :D

[@Tw1lightwastaken]

me reply

[@antkoos]

you guys ruined it

[@NEONS-LMAO]

I hate him with all my soul for killing the cat.

[@isamoofan2541]

18:24

[@SnacxAttac]

Mark: “I don’t wanna hurt the cat and sister.” Also Mark: *leaves a rigged bear trap on the floor and drops bowling ball on cat*

[@ScottyTheSoldierDolly]

:0 >:0

[@sharons9787]

I agree of what you said, he has a good side and bad side in playing games

[@hirosi]

It's my life.

[@alekseiplaying]

he didn't know you can take bear trap

[@juliebergeron4364]

He was devastated when he killed the cat I was too (Tʖ̯T)

[@LinksBetweenDrinks]

Regular Person: "Maybe I have to save my family." Mark: "Maybe I have to die in every way possible."

[@ronorchid793]

But remember he isn't a masochist

[@Fnaf4lifeeee34]

@@ronorchid793a what

[@guigleyadventures1220]

Nah Mark is a pycopath

[@ParadoxumParadisus]

SAO Abridged Gary: "We must save my family!"

[@jeffburkett4418]

Correct

[@tawkerrvr880]

5:01 Mark: Mommy, want some milk? *gets decapitated

[@gronkus4443]

Kills cat: OHH NOOO IM HORRIBLE!!!! Kills little girl: Oh whoops

[@generalfloppa5798]

One is a horrible crime and you deserve a life sentence if you do so The other is killing a child

[@violetrose8268]

This shows that animals really are more precious

[@ColaCat2001]

me lmao

[@dibot4133]

@@generalfloppa5798 we all thought it was killing the girl for the first part

[@bullet6140]

@@dibot4133 No we didn't

[@DigitalDevilKingOfficial]

When the sister is sad and crying over her lost piano, try giving her the doll to cheer her up.

[@thelikebutton7290]

THANK YOU!

[@ssunsspott]

Definitely think the doll is key

[@evangoodermote6247]

the entire time i wa just screaming to try giveing her the doll

[@AHnnssy]

How long have you guys been watching Markiplier?

[@evangoodermote6247]

@@AHnnssy lol sence 2015 2016 ish. Im not an og nessisarily but like ive been watcjing for awhile

[@Cloudy-iw8ko]

Mark: *Simply drops a bawling ball* The chandelier: "Ok boys, that's the signal"

[@IceNineThrills]

why is the ball bawling?

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Does the ball need some tissues?

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

It’s just sad leave it alone ffs

[@Nxva-]

Maybe the bawling ball needs some ice cream

[@nekomimicatears]

Does it need to talk to someone?

[@jessicabourne3399]

i constantly come back to this series bc of how good it is. need an updated version before i die fr

[@adonisknight4245]

Markiplier is blessed with the gift of comedic timing, even in video games.

[@Trainboyz1.]

i was going to like this but i saw the number

[@JustDEV1]

Mark, YOU HAVENT FINISHED ONE SHOT, PLEASE, PLEASE FINISH IT, PLEASEE ONE SHOT

[@JustDEV1]

Also nice comment

[@victoriatran7098]

1:41 was that the bite of 87?!

[@kinoko_draws]

Oh hey a letter!! I have friends :D Oh, that’s not a letter, that’s a threat D:

[@Jig_up]

“There’s nothing I hate more than sandwiches” *dies*

[@IcyBune]

that's why kids, you don't hate your sandwiches

[@axl256gamesx7]

@@IcyBune i love sandwiches, these comments made me hungry, is lunchtime already :D

[@hauntakatt]

…Yeah, I love sandwiches..!

[@sleepdeprivedidiot4Life]

... wait if i hate sandwiches i die? then i hate sandwiches

[@bencheeseman3987]

"Top 10 instant karma moments"

[@toastervan]

Mark: “You want a bowling ball on your nog?” Cat: * Fucking dies * Mark: * Surprised pikachu face *

[@lotashiana]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@Srpman]

E

[@Srpman]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@Srpman]

@@EEEEEEEE E

[@Srpman]

At here 15:02

[@madalxs]

13:08 I THOUGHT THE FKN DOLL STARTED CRYING LMFAOAOOOOOAOA

[@dusk3971]

I thought the fucking doll started crying laughing my fucking ass off ass off off off off off ass off ass

[@etps4444]

LOL!!

[@emmaschriefer8902]

Mark: *gets penetrated by spikes* Shadow monster: *default dances on his dead body* Edit: ah yes my most popular comment, thanks my fellow people

[@t.o.h.b8501]

"This is an epic gamer moment"

[@DoubleRainbows667]

*fortnite music plays in the background*

[@Concon12316]

ngl I think it looked like something else 😳

[@iamaw3456]

@@Concon12316 yeah i dont think it was dancing

[@Someone-is4lx]

@@Concon12316 ok, cmon, the character is clearly a minor

[@Johnboy3641]

Mark: "Want a bowling ball on your nog?" *drops ball, kills cat* Mark: *Instant regret*

[@defaultdan7923]

i guess it didn’t want a bowling ball on its nog

[@zayrthemenace7989]

420 likes - lesgoo

[@SURVIVOR_Rsha]

15:01

[@immacockroach4719]

Mark: normally joking about it Also Mark: kills it NONONONO

[@hornetsilksong]

*surprised pikachu face*

[@JeweledLove]

Mom: *nails boards onto a door* Mark: "This is moderately unsettling. I am partially perturbed"

[@gdepicnub2003]

@Bruh Bruh ok 1.13 subs keep dreaming

[@twentycharacterslong2724]

3:00

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

Sigh...KZbin's getting plagued with idiotic spamming robots right now. They don't have feeling, just ignore them and don't interact with them.

[@RespawnJupiter]

@Bruh Bruh Is this a bot or just a horrible person in general?

[@RespawnJupiter]

@YeaMan you have 1 sub 😐 Imagine.

[@itsnotanobsessioniswear]

Mark offering people ducks is literally me trying to interact with nerotypical people.

[@Arkylie]

Neck Lady: "Your sister needs you to protect her, make her feel safe." *goes to find sister* *sister is dead* Well. Um. This is awkward.

[@theraditiabrothers9879]

I like how u get hundred of likes but zero comments :)

[@midomnour]

@@theraditiabrothers9879 now two

[@oninaintallat]

@@midomnour now three

[@lienomzekon4763]

now 4 hope you get more comments

[@SamuelBlack84]

So, does this mean dinner is on her sister? Literally her sister?

[@darrendavies5704]

Toilet monster: *eats Tabby* Markiplier: *Scared elephant noises*

[@melisma42]

More like *scared grandma dying noises*

[@shrekmug3253]

More like scared gorilla noises

[@joon7854]

Was that the bite od 87?

[@Gamerkid-ce5io]

He went OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

[@latex6494]

Here for ppl who wanna see 1:40 Toilet monster: *eats tabby* mark: “OH, OH, OH, OH!! “

[@timesphere5199]

Can we talk about how perfect mark poured the milk the exact time the mom woke up, that was suppose to be a natural event that took place but he made it seem like you had to pour milk, and same thing with dropping the Boling ball in the piano rool

[@hannnd566]

This is a reply

[@diamondsrule1699]

@@hannnd566 it sure is

[@diamondsrule1699]

@@hannnd566 it sure is

[@rowenb3985]

Fr!! HAHA lmfao i was dying when those moments happened

[@hadesrealm794]

@@hannnd566 it sure is

[@Endycat1]

Mark: *pours milk directly on top of cat Cat: this rug tastes delicious

[@greymurphy9314]

17:44 I absolutely love the animation of this game. Out of all the pixilated games I have seen, the attention here to give a bouncy flowing run animation, even with the dolls limbs flopping with each bounding bounce. *muah* Chef's Kiss.

[@AshHatesKetchup]

It really is beautiful. As someone who wants to get into animation this is a really cool piece to study tbh, even if it’s a little gruesome haha

[@AveryHD_06]

I love everything about this game. It's peaceful and terrifying at the same time, and all while having the smoothest pixelated animation I've ever seen. Chefs kiss indeed.

[@august6316]

Mark: "I certainly don't want to kill my sister." also Mark: *lays bear trap*

[@samuelramirez4985]

You have been smited

[@pkpparton5526]

No, no, "Mark" just had a "bowling ball" and it "slipped" on the "floor" "accidentally" (You're gonna blow his cover again!)...

[@BaalDisciple]

“Sandwich for my sis?- oh…” Just caught me off guard 😂

[@grimreaper2680]

Yeah the comedic timing on that was impeccable.

[@mimicmemento]

I personally love this series. something about the nonchalant piano music playing despite the dark tones of the game's story, which isn't even presented much like a normal story would be, but mostly for the player to determine from context clues- I'm curious if anyone else returns to this series once in awhile, even if it's not from the same things that bring me back lol

[@LonelySandwich]

You can tell it’s a horror game from the title already.

[@fadi172]

Verified

[@keleee]

actually not really, the title can be used for non horror like dumb ways to die

[@shan4289]

@@keleee sandwich

[@234o93]

Im very sick of you

[@GRtogetaBIC]

To be honest 1001 ways to die sounds more like a title he would use in a Pogostuck video

[@phifuru]

"Daddy's home" probably freaked me the most out in all 33 minutes of this video

[@ElMatero6]

Hey he brought you back!

[@shugeetunner9208]

I mean if he geting all the ending then your going to see it 3-6 times give or take all the rest of the deaths from em

[@Minecraftkid-ms4fk]

15:25 "giant rat crashes through window" "eats entire top half" "starts fucking moonwalking" "doesn't elaborate"

[@_eggtart_]

Let's see what kind of trouble he can get himself into

[@citruscirrus5607]

@@_eggtart_ Rats the rats we’re the rats

[@vibrantnoir9859]

Nobody dares question the holy rat are you not loyal to your king?

[@staariaatt]

hey Mark, I know you won't get to read this but I just wanted to let you know I come back to this video and watch it when I'm going through some tough times, this video and others but mainly this one now and you never fail to make me happy again, and you have done for 8/9 years now with your entire channel, and I appreciate everything you put into your KZbin content. you always make me feel better no matter what I'm going through, from moving countries, starting high-school, finishing high-school and now to job problems I love your content Mark and I appreciate you so much, I wish you well ❤

[@patricksmith6680]

I love how, despite everything that had happened, Mark is shocked when you can kill the cat.

[@mad_huntress_8796]

I almost cried tears of joy when I saw you could save the cat

[@timothymckane6362]

"Don't cry over spilled milk?" NO. "Don't die over spilled milk?" YES!

[@shadowpathfinder7723]

"Don't die over _spilt_ milk" *YES!*

[@breadbreadington5735]

"Don't die?" Trying!

[@mac6na6na26]

i live off only milk and i spilled it all :(

[@Christ.Is.King723]

Bro you need water😭​@mac6na6na26

[@r00b27]

"Don't die over spilled milk" I don't recommend dying over anything.

[@LineOfThy]

You don't know how much I was begging for mark to just drop the bowling ball on the carpet

[@jownr2523]

The sister: *Gets pancaked by a chandelier* Mark: "do... do you want a samich...?😳"

[@Ituber671]

Dead sister:y…you son o..of a bitc……..

[@kollington2380]

We have ears

[@tweenytwinkies]

My reaction when someone is crying at me.. idk what to do but give food or answer the problem which is too blunt to say to someone crying

[@sinjin4605]

😂

[@Blackjack_Blackhole]

@@kollington2380 do you have a stupid

[@haander3586]

The moment something happens in the game Nobody: Markplier: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

[@wcfranklinjr1997]

Gotta make that dramatic noise

[@animationspace8550]

Mark: Become owl

[@operagxsmom7575]

*Maybe he is the santa!*

[@possums154]

I thought of that starkid blooper reel where Joey forgot his line and just said "ho ho ho ho ho hohohohoho ha"

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

"Why are you... nailing... Mom?" - Markiplier, July 2021.

[@kigamusic9900]

it would make sense if he was talking to dad

[@femboyeggy8947]

Time stamp?

[@blockade4961]

@@femboyeggy8947 at 2:37

[@nisargshah5470]

"What do you say about sleeping at a friend's house tonight" literally next sentence

[@155chipmunkz]

Haha Jonathan you are nailing my mother.

[@Morning_Star_Productions]

After watching this a few time I realized something. In order to not die you have to observe little changes in your environment down to minute details like the dad’s photo disappearing or the spike rug that wasn’t there before, I think that’s cool

[@decalcomani1169]

mark saying “mom this is a preventative” then brutally murdering her has me dead

[@harmless_spider]

no it has the mom dead

[@cadencase5216]

@@harmless_spider yeah💀🔪

[@aconfusedwitch1817]

It was to prevent her from living

[@etps4444]

​@@harmless_spider _Oof-_

[@YedanZa]

"NO LIGHT-SWITCH RAVES!" Wow..... The nostalgia ...

[@guey17682]

Ah yes I remember strongbad

[@SireSmitty]

Strongbad approved

[@captainairhog3909]

@@SireSmitty actually The Cheat approved, Strongbad disapproved!

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

“Keep an eye on her, make her feel safe” *runs to sister with a sandwich *sees her dead “You want a sandwich???”

[@maddiehalloway]

I love your pfp

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

@@axeman9928 thank u, it’s geesus

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

@@maddiehalloway thank un very much!!

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

@1STM8LXIX 😂😂😭😭 tha part made me cry from laughter

[@thenotsoemogod5185]

@1STM8LXIX I liked your joke!

[@Wooden_Blok]

I love this game, the blood, the pain, the death, the souls screaming for help, everything.

[@panicinthespacestation238]

_“Sorry, channeled a little inner Ethan there for a sec.”_ - Markiplier 2021

[@itsmenix9855]

*has war flashbacks to Unas Annus phonics video*

[@slackolantern]

@@itsmenix9855 IT'S CIGAR!

[@zoex8432]

@@itsmenix9855 ntbtp but its unus annus 😪 sm about spelling it as anus makes me laugh tm

[@bluebaby4120]

Wait wait wait timestamp?

[@alecLogan]

@@bluebaby4120 somewhere between 15:00 and 21:30, I think? Just happened upon it and then saw this comment, holup. 16:08, to be more accurate.

[@The73MPL4R]

Mark: *watches a child get decapitated by her own mother* "This game is delightful."

[@DjentBeard]

Little sister: *starts playing piano* Me: 'WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY'

[@senorsapo1810]

YES I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARD THAT

[@DjentBeard]

@@senorsapo1810 OMG YES

[@FryYeeter]

MY FATHER

[@mtrr07]

@@FryYeeter TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

[@averagehololivefan3002]

@@mtrr07 to see a marching band!

[@annabelledones2419]

Im just gonna keep rewatching this cause this is actually the first horror game that i rewatch alot

[@shiftygernade42069]

I Fr love you Fr this, this is like the 5th time I re-watched Markiplier’s series but I do wish he did the DLC

[@annabelledones2419]

Same

[@dragonkyng]

“Achievement Unlocked: Liquid Courage” I see what you did there

[@calebwoodhouse2777]

I've seen a lot of pfps like that, are they from an app or what?

[@luciferswaltz]

@@calebwoodhouse2777 sorta but not really , its on a dress up-esque game site called picrew !! just look that name up n ull find lots of things like this person's pfp

[@JUN0100]

@@calebwoodhouse2777 it's a character maker on picrew(look it up on Google), this specific one is made by sangled (they have a KZbin channel!)

[@cugsly]

I do love me a courage the cowardly dog reference!

[@jeea_1312]

@@calebwoodhouse2777 they are from picrew, it’s really fun

[@shaggy2d0pe__]

•sister literally dead• mark: you want a *sammich*

[@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272]

What the dog doin?

[@zh0ngl1smete0r_6]

@@themightyynfyrknohardeniii9272 DOG? HAHAHGHA

[@PINKPRINCESSONYT]

When i was looking and this i was holding my breath and i did this AAAUH

[@JesterCatMeow]

*sister**gets up* "Y'know what sure"

[@rbcodder1701]

Ahaha meme so funi

[@JonahMcD]

Mark looking at his sister’s dead body with a sandwich in his hands: Uhh…you wanna sammich?

[@Yuplop3]

Had to come back to this

[@tadpoleon1802]

Tabby: *Gets gruesomely decapitated* Mark a few seconds later: "This game is delightful"

[@DocDocGoose15]

Mark: "You wanna bowling ball on your nog?" Also Mark: Is shocked when the bowling ball kills the cat

[@therealmarn]

Honestly, what did he expect

[@Catalos693]

@@therealmarn he may be used to games that don't allow cats to die

[@okno3356]

Markiplier: Sees a girl come out of the toilet; "So, i evolved backwards"

[@Gamerkid-ce5io]

True

[@null9546]

1:36

[@brandontaylor6677]

Monkeyplier

[@BoneJuices]

IT’ EVOLVING JUST BACKWARDS

[@truongnguyenhongnhat6590]

ok

[@chucke.cheezers6637]

I think this is the first video I ever saw of markiplier, I can't believe I've been subscribed for 2 years it feels like longer since he's such a great guy with loads of different content that I love watching. I don't know where I would be if I never found him ✨️

[@jamiet5120]

The game's Soundtrack makes me weirdly nostalgic, Like as if I was back playing Minecraft when it first came out

[@hotarutoshihiro4521]

Strangely accurate

[@sleepsey]

DUDE this is so accurate it literally sounds like playing minecraft for the first time

[@jamiet5120]

@@sleepsey Right?? It's so weird, Sounds nice tho

[@tia7879]

oh my god yes

[@Cloudburst7]

Remember Alfa mc?

[@alan2621]

Poor kitty got sqaushed by a bowling ball, when all he needed was some milk....

[@glassphoenix9095]

*he need some MIYLK*

[@hibikimitsuki7443]

give this cat some *MILK*

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

funny looking milk 😬

[@lettuce3775]

Parents on Christmas Shopping: "Sweetie, why don't you go talk with Santa?" The Mall Santa: 1:39

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

i was just thinking the same thing XD

[@traciebell3077]

I was lucky enough I have an impatient mother and she didn't wanna wait in line

[@traciebell3077]

Sister:dies Mark: Welp now I know how to get a bullet

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Mark Santa

[@thenewsong3497]

Welcome. I'm your 666th like.

[@prathamgautam6673]

I love how mark just duplicated himself to die

[@minibatman2.016]

I can’t wait for part 2. I’m already enjoying this series.

[@crystophercolumbus]

same

[@partly_disconnected]

I really hope he doesn’t abandon this one, like “Dead dreams”

[@ridergilwin1494]

Mark: *starts game* Mark: *immediately gets killed by haunted toilet* This is a sentence I never thought I’d write. Alas…

[@Akui_Kalsva]

i mean, tbh dying from a haunted toilet is pretty cool

[@Aubss09]

Says ho a million times

[@loki4807]

First time for everything Rider

[@cypherix606]

Always expect the unexpected

[@loki4807]

@@cypherix606 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[@Belzabond]

At the beginning of horror games when it says hold shift to sprint, that just makes me more anxious than I already am because I know I have to run from something

[@ragingshadow1090]

And you don't know when so you gotta keep a finger on it just in case

[@Lolbit.fan_fnaf]

27:15 = bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang