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Markiplier

Markiplier

6 жыл бұрын

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@JayHawk4372
@JayHawk4372 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he caught the bullet and then did the assassin's job for him, and the music just stops like "wait a minute..."
@BLANK-tj5ew
@BLANK-tj5ew 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine that classic record scratch
@Yawnford
@Yawnford 3 жыл бұрын
*I cant breath*
@magic593
@magic593 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yawnford are you choking or something?
@boopsboops7692
@boopsboops7692 3 жыл бұрын
“Sceuse me” Accidental murderer
@f.p.2463
@f.p.2463 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yawnford me too
@vzled
@vzled 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *catches bullet* ‘scuse me Also Mark: *proceeds to turn around the throw the bullet at client*
@vzled
@vzled 3 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Voza i honestly forgot i commented this. i wrote this comment a year ago lmao
@aidenhealy8460
@aidenhealy8460 3 жыл бұрын
Bc he deserves it lmao
@christophercanty9949
@christophercanty9949 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know hippees where violent
@johnlewis8934
@johnlewis8934 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah that was hilarious
@lavamonster9744
@lavamonster9744 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm... an old comment with only a few replies! Let’s reply!
@Flarefan60
@Flarefan60 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he assists in the assassination without hesitation (Please never stop replying)
@mohamedfathy-ys1oj
@mohamedfathy-ys1oj 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pronunciation
@walkingmyfish
@walkingmyfish 2 жыл бұрын
Rhyme reunification!!
@ticklemytush
@ticklemytush 2 жыл бұрын
Great cooperation
@anabeth2134
@anabeth2134 2 жыл бұрын
tomorrow’s christmas!!! oh, the anticipation!!!
@ticklemytush
@ticklemytush 2 жыл бұрын
@@anabeth2134 Its christmas now, Cool decorations
@funniusername4355
@funniusername4355 4 жыл бұрын
Other KZbinrs: *play game normally* Mark: *confused screaming*
@WildWave555
@WildWave555 5 жыл бұрын
Love how mark doesn’t question how the gloves slow time and teleport but questions the ability to catch bullets
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 5 жыл бұрын
River York 1:13
@danieloceansmith3156
@danieloceansmith3156 4 жыл бұрын
River York and the logistics of a guys office being permanently in an elevator
@trzpmark
@trzpmark 4 жыл бұрын
The teleporting thing is because of vr
@austinbrown3623
@austinbrown3623 4 жыл бұрын
exactly
@omg_falafel
@omg_falafel 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeginningofthevideoandonlyopcandothewooshcertificstion
@kayb933
@kayb933 6 жыл бұрын
“Unlike a normal clipboard, it is very expensive.” Welcome to marketing, kids.
@LunaDelTuna
@LunaDelTuna 6 жыл бұрын
Also, because it shoots out confetti every time he completes a mission
@slackolantern
@slackolantern 6 жыл бұрын
I'm only ten minutes in but that part made me laugh
@TheTribeEast
@TheTribeEast 5 жыл бұрын
XD yas queen
@aceofnades8389
@aceofnades8389 4 жыл бұрын
That’s how businesses flex on other businesses
@areszverse
@areszverse 4 жыл бұрын
i saw this as soon as he said it
@turtlewurtle8927
@turtlewurtle8927 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Markiplier shouting at Kevin for 40 minutes.
@BepBepBepis
@BepBepBepis 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much lol
@JumbleHumbles
@JumbleHumbles 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what I did.
@connormessenger4756
@connormessenger4756 3 жыл бұрын
@@JumbleHumbles you did everything...thats what kevin (one of which is stealing dons last batch of cookies)
@AlbaTrozAlbatross
@AlbaTrozAlbatross 3 жыл бұрын
41
@trindalas
@trindalas 2 жыл бұрын
And Kevin just ignoring him, exactly a Kevin thing to do, that or locking you in a dungeon to make paintings for him to sell.
@letstalkfandoms420
@letstalkfandoms420 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *takes knife from mugger* Me: seems simple eno- Also Mark: *stabs said knife into Mugger’s skull in a haze of confusion* Me: ah of course,
@JohnDoe-xy5dd
@JohnDoe-xy5dd 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Markiplier shouts "Land your taint on my mouth!" while wearing a shirt that reads: Future President... I don't know about you guys but I'd vote for him.
@hiimapenguin
@hiimapenguin 3 жыл бұрын
same
@hatstorm1097
@hatstorm1097 3 жыл бұрын
Jackson Skipper In the morgue
@user-mf3tm6wb3p
@user-mf3tm6wb3p 3 жыл бұрын
@@hatstorm1097 😳
@gestmyu3
@gestmyu3 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@grandclanka2217
@grandclanka2217 3 жыл бұрын
I’d vote for him aswell
@professionalidiotz6218
@professionalidiotz6218 5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't teleport to save the man, but teleports to the sign to look at vr girls... Classic mark
@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638
@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º ) i would do the same
@judaiyuki5597
@judaiyuki5597 4 жыл бұрын
@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 too bad they are minecrafted though i prefer women to at least look like people not literal blockheads
@larrz4889
@larrz4889 4 жыл бұрын
jaden yuki mark don’t got no preferences
@judaiyuki5597
@judaiyuki5597 4 жыл бұрын
@@larrz4889 ikr but every time i see something like that my first thought is "but pornhub"
@sleepykitty8918
@sleepykitty8918 4 жыл бұрын
@@idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 Me too :p
@Xode_25
@Xode_25 3 жыл бұрын
5:22 it’s so funny how he stops the bullet just to send it exactly where the criminal wanted it to go
@DoubleADwarf
@DoubleADwarf Жыл бұрын
He was just making sure he didn't miss
@taserface690
@taserface690 4 жыл бұрын
Guy shoots ask president Mark: here just let me help you
@CaptainSauce
@CaptainSauce 6 жыл бұрын
This game deserves more attention. One of the best VR experiences out there.
@thaddeusvillanueva3217
@thaddeusvillanueva3217 6 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce hello
@tee-jaythacker1461
@tee-jaythacker1461 6 жыл бұрын
Wow didn’t expect captainsauce to be here, I’ve been a fan of your channel for a long time and please continue knockout league
@noahwarnon4150
@noahwarnon4150 6 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce you should do infinite overtime mechanic in job simulator
@strategicmessager9659
@strategicmessager9659 6 жыл бұрын
Superhot VR and Paint the town red just had a baby and it is beautiful!
@Tristango-
@Tristango- 5 жыл бұрын
CaptainSauce omg lolXD
@happydementor6724
@happydementor6724 4 жыл бұрын
"Like a regular clipboard, it can hold information" "Unlike a regular clipboard, it is very expensive."
@Omega14343
@Omega14343 3 жыл бұрын
Economy
@Thehudats
@Thehudats 3 жыл бұрын
Thrifty, isn't it
@zuperdude7701
@zuperdude7701 3 жыл бұрын
gucci in a nutshell
@kotarodesu_23
@kotarodesu_23 3 жыл бұрын
@@zuperdude7701 Really any brand item is the same. It's the name/brand that sells, not the item itself.
@beansacc3704
@beansacc3704 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: needs to save a politician Also mark: grabs assassin’s bullets and kills the politician with them
@thetrashypanda_
@thetrashypanda_ 3 жыл бұрын
I love all of the references in this game like the ROUS from the Princess Bride, the couple from Up and the crows from Alfred Hitchcock’s the Birds.
@andreasanders6056
@andreasanders6056 2 жыл бұрын
Also Criminal Minds (Kevin &Garcia)
@starbuckscat3722
@starbuckscat3722 2 жыл бұрын
Indiana Jones
@Apartment_Complex
@Apartment_Complex Жыл бұрын
So far I havent seen anyone other than you in the comments talking about the ROUS, I'm glad you got that reference :D
@wintertimber1749
@wintertimber1749 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Drops pan* Mark: *Starts slapping birds*
@user-sk9uf1gk7i
@user-sk9uf1gk7i 5 жыл бұрын
Yan
@smithgamesyu_1848
@smithgamesyu_1848 4 жыл бұрын
I died from laughing
@Ardeleus
@Ardeleus 4 жыл бұрын
Who needs pans when you got super time gloves?
@thegreatdokidefendertf2889
@thegreatdokidefendertf2889 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ardeleus, I'm gonna be logical for a second, let's say that Mark is approaching the speed of light with his slow motion, that would mean that he is slapping with the power of a metric schmidt ton of TNT.
@ethantaylor1866
@ethantaylor1866 4 жыл бұрын
NononoNOnononononono!
@infamoustiger0572
@infamoustiger0572 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Takes shirt off Dianne* Dianne: *has bra* Mark: *Takes shirt of kevin* Kevin: *has bra* Mark: uhhh...... well I’m gonna assume that’s normal
@CoolDude-bp1fw
@CoolDude-bp1fw 5 жыл бұрын
I just started watching this video and I am laughing out loud
@desadcox2852
@desadcox2852 5 жыл бұрын
wow
@Ardeleus
@Ardeleus 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@juniperpookie
@juniperpookie 4 жыл бұрын
That is gay ... wait no it’s lesbian cause gay means happy in dictionary
@infamoustiger0572
@infamoustiger0572 4 жыл бұрын
@Craze Guy You’re so self-centered that you think you could change my orientation
@wall4582
@wall4582 4 жыл бұрын
the only thing i heard when the robot was talking was candy cadet😂 “i Am CaNdY cAdEt”
@oreokookiegaming1197
@oreokookiegaming1197 4 жыл бұрын
CandyCandyCandyCandyCandyCandy
@shadowart1028
@shadowart1028 4 жыл бұрын
omg, it's like the exact same voice. i didn't even notice.
@sumi_luu
@sumi_luu 3 жыл бұрын
Now I will tell you a story about a young woman who was sealed in a small room. In the room was a furnace, and five keys. She was told that each of the five keys would unlock one of five doors outside her room. Inside each room was a child that she could take with her as she fled the building. But she was only allowed to leave her own room with one key, not all five. Desperate to find a way to save all five children, the woman melted the five keys together in the furnace to create a single key, hoping it would unlock all five doors. Of course, it did not work that way. Now her key opened none of the doors. Rather than leaving there with the key to one life, she had taken with her the key to five deaths.
@CallMeVidd
@CallMeVidd 3 жыл бұрын
[AIRHORN
@jeremiahjamesorlando
@jeremiahjamesorlando 3 жыл бұрын
I actually just commented about that lol
@Nikko2413
@Nikko2413 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone, suddenly walks into marks recording room while he’s recording and see’s mark just yelling at his wall Mark: K-KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN!! and then slowly walks out the of the room wondering what they’re doing with their life 😂
@banana_puma8319
@banana_puma8319 3 жыл бұрын
I believe your talking about amy😂
@evilboobookin8970
@evilboobookin8970 6 жыл бұрын
When someone has a knife and is lunging to kill someone, talk to them. As if they were a dog. *NO. Don't kill him. Don't. DON'T...*
@tylerslagel5485
@tylerslagel5485 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think they'll listen to reason at that point......
@thecousinerds2145
@thecousinerds2145 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t a person that’s 10x the normal speed would sound like a fly?
@Chronicler9
@Chronicler9 4 жыл бұрын
@@thecousinerds2145 imagining Mark with fly voice going "Stop. Don't do that. Don't kill him. Rethink your life choices. Don't! Stop! Don't Do It! NOOOOOO!"
@hanzclauderamziese.daldal49
@hanzclauderamziese.daldal49 5 жыл бұрын
Stop! He gets the bullet and flicks it at his client. Oh wait. (The assasin says thanks)
@dooderbug2437
@dooderbug2437 4 жыл бұрын
Wait does he
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 3 жыл бұрын
Ah epic battle fantasy , nice profile picture xd
@jenniferr6260
@jenniferr6260 3 жыл бұрын
"I feel like we should be concerned about the long term repra-kevin, Kevin ,Kevin...KEVIN".... A.D.D at it finest..lol
@oreokookiegaming1197
@oreokookiegaming1197 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I just killed a man" Me: "mama oooooooooooooo"
@hiimapenguin
@hiimapenguin 3 жыл бұрын
mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
@NateSchulte
@NateSchulte 3 жыл бұрын
Mamaaaaa... Life had just begun! But now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaay!
@kingoftheskeletons3206
@kingoftheskeletons3206 3 жыл бұрын
@@NateSchulte MAMMAAAA OOOOOOOOOO~ I DONT WANNA DIE~
@coltongraves9331
@coltongraves9331 3 жыл бұрын
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cue rock solo(
@jackop_op
@jackop_op 3 жыл бұрын
Im just a poor boy nobody love me HES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY spared from this life from this nonstandard
@SoySauceSmurf
@SoySauceSmurf 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: *catches bullet to stop it from hitting the president* Also Mark: *launches same bullet at president* Mark: Oh oops
@sphg_unknown9568
@sphg_unknown9568 5 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@sebatthegamer7778
@sebatthegamer7778 5 жыл бұрын
U act like that's a bad thing
@patrickrudolph1258
@patrickrudolph1258 5 жыл бұрын
*Music stops*
@ridleyisbored.5393
@ridleyisbored.5393 5 жыл бұрын
I know I wouldn't save him.
@tinaffable
@tinaffable 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao i love his shade 😂
@dannib.3348
@dannib.3348 6 жыл бұрын
"How bout you don't do that" *grabs the bullet and immediately turns and kills the person* 😂
@devilwhispereryt8834
@devilwhispereryt8834 5 жыл бұрын
Man shark loops law quakes owned sees elks
@devilwhispereryt8834
@devilwhispereryt8834 5 жыл бұрын
Demand ends mean sands mamdmsaqsuiwsjxzxmmzpq
@thetwoimmortalakatsuki509
@thetwoimmortalakatsuki509 5 жыл бұрын
Shows how he feels about Trump tbh.
@rybro2420
@rybro2420 5 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@thetwoimmortalakatsuki509
@thetwoimmortalakatsuki509 5 жыл бұрын
Lol its actually funny cuz i dont think America likes him anymore.
@pumpkinkingmusic6268
@pumpkinkingmusic6268 3 жыл бұрын
I love how mark says "am I facing the right way?" than looks and says "absolutely not." than a little bit later "how did I get turned around again?" "haha oops."
@roguesans6556
@roguesans6556 3 жыл бұрын
5:18 That scene is straight up out of a serious / comedy movie. I died laughing so hard of that XD
@lunavontsurara2125
@lunavontsurara2125 5 жыл бұрын
*has wrist bands on* *drops controller* *does some badass Mcree shit* "alright lets go..."
@natalyaballard3744
@natalyaballard3744 4 жыл бұрын
Pew pew it's High Noon
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 жыл бұрын
Where’d that tumbleweed come from?
@aaantonzzz3691
@aaantonzzz3691 5 жыл бұрын
Computer: NOW IM GOING TO PLACE THESE DANGEROUS WEAPONS HERE Mark:(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
@popamanraeva8733
@popamanraeva8733 4 жыл бұрын
aaantonzzz what time is that
@popamanraeva8733
@popamanraeva8733 4 жыл бұрын
Actually never mind i already saw it
@nathanowen2042
@nathanowen2042 4 жыл бұрын
@@popamanraeva8733 yeah acctually watch stuff
@possiblydanial938
@possiblydanial938 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanowen2042 rude
@OliB150
@OliB150 2 жыл бұрын
Mark making sure Clump got assassinated whilst wearing a “future president” t-shirt was beautifully poetic!
@JustHudsonOfficial
@JustHudsonOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN HE TOOK TO SHIRT OFF DIANE Mark: Oh...Oh shit Diane-D-Diane I- *takes shirt off kevin* HE HAS A BRA A PINK ONE LOL
@corab6298
@corab6298 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I was just wondering about that
@BeeDoddYT
@BeeDoddYT 6 жыл бұрын
*Grabs bullet and immediately kills Ron Clump* -Mark 2018
@abuarif5892
@abuarif5892 6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at that🤣🤣🤣
@kzya111
@kzya111 3 жыл бұрын
Love that
@drakon6878
@drakon6878 4 жыл бұрын
5:25 Achievement Unlocked: The exact opposite of your job
@ploopydre
@ploopydre 3 жыл бұрын
24:19 if you can operate 10x faster than the normal human because those gloves manipulate time or something, he’s going REAL fast
@ItsameeSmashBrosHeffty
@ItsameeSmashBrosHeffty 3 жыл бұрын
“Why would we not stop the fire before it happened” I dunno, it’s JUST IN TIME INCORPORATED
@MacForaday
@MacForaday 6 жыл бұрын
I wish Mark's mic would fail more often, that was hilarious!
@carlinianam0s
@carlinianam0s 6 жыл бұрын
Mac Foraday agreed 😂 I was expecting a Binging with Babish-type voiceover but this was so much better
@flynneasparker7531
@flynneasparker7531 6 жыл бұрын
Mac Foraday my favorite part was when the computer actually said “hablooshky” correctly
@sarahpalmer4001
@sarahpalmer4001 6 жыл бұрын
Where?
@bitmaster64
@bitmaster64 6 жыл бұрын
nah, if it did it wouldn't make those moments special. Like a double rainbow, a wonderful thing that needs to be enjoyed while it's there, as a happy accident of creation :P
@yukio7411
@yukio7411 6 жыл бұрын
I like to kick air
@evilboobookin8970
@evilboobookin8970 6 жыл бұрын
'Scuse me mister you're doing it wrong. Here, let me take that... **aims bullet correctly and shoots client** Wait I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
@brendenkraft1301
@brendenkraft1301 6 жыл бұрын
Evil Boobookin. He did a justice for the country of amireca
@Goldenblade14
@Goldenblade14 6 жыл бұрын
You don't have to take a political leaning to find it hilarious. In fact, because of how obvious the reference is, it makes the bit funnier.
@projectD1S
@projectD1S 6 жыл бұрын
I think he was trying to set the bullet down and it just continued on it's path instead
@Goldenblade14
@Goldenblade14 6 жыл бұрын
No matter the intention, people are getting all fussy over a legitimately funny moment.
@virgiltibbs569
@virgiltibbs569 6 жыл бұрын
keep crying in your hillary pillow.
@Pinkdisaster0
@Pinkdisaster0 3 жыл бұрын
15:46 Look at Kevin in the background Wat da hec 😟
@JumbleHumbles
@JumbleHumbles 3 жыл бұрын
...I think you're being cra cra.
@Kittichu
@Kittichu 3 жыл бұрын
26:20: *half naked man suddenly crouches, turns and runs toward flashlight/camera* Me: *gasp* that’s not Billy Bob anymore.... he’s become like HeeHoo...
@grantwalton9399
@grantwalton9399 6 жыл бұрын
*shooter enters and tries to shoot target* (Mark) hey mister how about u don’t do that *mark grabs bullet and throws it right back at the target* LMAO
@half7603
@half7603 6 жыл бұрын
So stupid yet so hilarious
@mrjam7038
@mrjam7038 5 жыл бұрын
Or Like the Default Voice for anything.
@SacredSpirit1337
@SacredSpirit1337 5 жыл бұрын
Well, it WAS a Trump clone...😆
@fr34k09
@fr34k09 5 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing if I could slow down time lol
@Theforgotten483
@Theforgotten483 5 жыл бұрын
...
@biteme6810
@biteme6810 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly Mark is the least qualified person for saving lives. *Has surgeon simulator flashbacks*
@rorydaresya1044
@rorydaresya1044 2 жыл бұрын
15:28 Kevin, the trans Icon
@13doors3
@13doors3 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin, our token FtM
@bluestar8700
@bluestar8700 2 жыл бұрын
“I like to kick the air” - Markiplier
@joelinen8245
@joelinen8245 5 жыл бұрын
"The gloves also let you teleport now teleport in to the teleporter"
@AxewXO
@AxewXO 6 жыл бұрын
Mark: Am i facing the right way? Mark: nope. *turns back around*
@emilyelkinyuk4093
@emilyelkinyuk4093 5 жыл бұрын
At least we got to see that bootay
@mrjohnfrak6119
@mrjohnfrak6119 5 жыл бұрын
Glad I watched the same video as you
@devilwhispereryt8834
@devilwhispereryt8834 5 жыл бұрын
@@mrjohnfrak6119 had A hands hand make Asian ma lull km mm ml seowsjsjdsjsmsmmsjjwjwjsjsmwdkd open
@ciokyo1727
@ciokyo1727 5 жыл бұрын
epic gamer Lmao
@samualwatkins
@samualwatkins 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “oops sorry I fucked up.” Me: No you didn’t and I love you for it.
@user-gi5es3jj3k
@user-gi5es3jj3k 11 ай бұрын
I love how he forgets forgets to catch the bullet in 5:35 throws it at the president
@dinoeevee4297
@dinoeevee4297 6 жыл бұрын
Game: save the client Mark: Shots him in the face
@notjuststatik
@notjuststatik 6 жыл бұрын
Dino Eevee42 shots him lol
@rockno
@rockno 6 жыл бұрын
*shoot
@hezakighamorgan9974
@hezakighamorgan9974 6 жыл бұрын
It's a Trump ripoff. It's fine.
@magagdplayz6053
@magagdplayz6053 6 жыл бұрын
*Shoots
@kylemozisek875
@kylemozisek875 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus fuck this entire subthread is one giant stroke
@caseyoverland7829
@caseyoverland7829 6 жыл бұрын
*Is told to save Ronald bump, immediately shoots bump*
@userjoinedyourchannel1
@userjoinedyourchannel1 6 жыл бұрын
mark subliminally showing us his political view smh
@caseyoverland7829
@caseyoverland7829 6 жыл бұрын
Raghava Matta yes, because shooting a president in the face is soooo subliminal 😂
@rainycloud10
@rainycloud10 6 жыл бұрын
That's ma boi.
@Marlemento
@Marlemento 6 жыл бұрын
+Raghava Matta I thought the exact same thing. Like at-least be a tiny bit more subtle and make a joke about it. @_@ eck.
@Artyom_Alekseyevich_Chyornyj
@Artyom_Alekseyevich_Chyornyj 6 жыл бұрын
Casey Overland I laughed so hard
@King_Calcium
@King_Calcium 3 жыл бұрын
5:18 This looks like it would be in an Austin Powers movie
@scubadiverxy6969
@scubadiverxy6969 4 жыл бұрын
“Bong, that was hilarious. Bink. Bonk-a-ty, bonk. Blonk... 🤣🤣🤣
@jernemartin1531
@jernemartin1531 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: ummm... Ummm.... Return to sender???? Me:*falls out of chair laughing*
@yurtlelurtle1320
@yurtlelurtle1320 4 жыл бұрын
Was I the only one to think of Minecraft's "Return to Sender" achievement when he said this?
@lordbonk8149
@lordbonk8149 4 жыл бұрын
Yurtle Lurtle yes yes you are.
@gamebros1681
@gamebros1681 4 жыл бұрын
why did u laught so hard at that??????
@ExtremusStupidus
@ExtremusStupidus 4 жыл бұрын
@@yurtlelurtle1320 HE STILL KNOWS ABOUT MINECRAFT
@Dpm_2005
@Dpm_2005 4 жыл бұрын
@@ExtremusStupidus LETS PROTECT HIM. HE SHOULD NEVER DIE!!!
@legaru9790
@legaru9790 4 жыл бұрын
*takes gun from bad guy* "Thank you, I'll take that" *throws it back at him with no effect*
@YCountdownY
@YCountdownY 3 жыл бұрын
I love how mark killed all but one rats with the poison and happened to throw a syringe killing the last one without noticing.
@disguisedcyclops4593
@disguisedcyclops4593 2 жыл бұрын
I love how mark checked the sunglasses before he checked the hats.
@Misshowzat
@Misshowzat 6 жыл бұрын
I think Dianne and Kevin must be office pets to keep the workers calm. They mill about like a roomba but look like coworkers.
@june5801
@june5801 6 жыл бұрын
HR: We've had multiple sexual harassment claims filed against you. Mark: I don't know what your talking about. HR: It says you stole their clothes... Mark: It was an accident... HR: You accidentally stole their clothes multiple times? Mark: ...yes HR: We're filing a lawsuit against you....
@hiimapenguin
@hiimapenguin 3 жыл бұрын
so truue
@Deli.Status925
@Deli.Status925 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute this game predicted joe exotic with his twin jimmy exotic
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube Жыл бұрын
5:29 - Don't worry Mark, that's a totally normal and instinctive reaction to being asked to save Trump! 😂
@xFlareLeon
@xFlareLeon 4 ай бұрын
So you're a murderer in the making, cool, good to know.
@jameswolfe2678
@jameswolfe2678 5 жыл бұрын
Mark: *kills bad guys* Also Mark: “I feel bad about this”
@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794
@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 4 жыл бұрын
@WrldboyTheOmega im not a trump hater but some of his hate is deserved correct me if im wrong
@yeet7382
@yeet7382 4 жыл бұрын
@@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 ur mom
@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794
@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeet7382 oMfG original insult
@Omega14343
@Omega14343 4 жыл бұрын
The enemy soldiers had a family
@aurasushii3676
@aurasushii3676 3 жыл бұрын
@@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794 If the insult is terrible, why are you so offended?
@marirokamariakim2321
@marirokamariakim2321 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not short I'm very tall" with google voice lol
@definitelynotacow3039
@definitelynotacow3039 2 жыл бұрын
I love the part where he figures out they can takeoff clothes
@g0rr1ster
@g0rr1ster Жыл бұрын
8:35 love the way he casually throws a needle into the rat
@StarOwlGaming
@StarOwlGaming 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark always just jumps into games all confused :P
@vanillafoxwhip
@vanillafoxwhip 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@littlezhello5632
@littlezhello5632 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@lysserai
@lysserai 6 жыл бұрын
Heh heh... Heh
@Thedrivebye
@Thedrivebye 6 жыл бұрын
Love the fact that no matter how long or how many videos mark has done and how much money he's made. Its still so easy to relate to him as a normal regular guy
@blinkmuch
@blinkmuch 6 жыл бұрын
you can relate every youtuber like a regular guy cus they are. no matter what pewdiepie is just like us jackseptic eye is just like us bla bla bla. just because they make money out of it and is known on youtube they are a regular person. not a star or anything.
@audreyl5039
@audreyl5039 6 жыл бұрын
I want to talk to you girl HAPPY birthday my love to you love you too soon still love you Your in the yrs
@haveanicedayeveryone5293
@haveanicedayeveryone5293 6 жыл бұрын
Cool
@megalodonmount9289
@megalodonmount9289 5 жыл бұрын
Adem Bolat he is a normal regular guy
@sesfilmsllc
@sesfilmsllc 3 жыл бұрын
26:51 Mark went full Arnold there.
@jester8285
@jester8285 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin reminds me of 12 year old me walking into the kitchen, staring at the pantry, and walking out
@evilboobookin8970
@evilboobookin8970 6 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Kevin. He just wants that promotion...
@LunaDelTuna
@LunaDelTuna 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin rockin' that pink bra though
@kongfupanda386
@kongfupanda386 6 жыл бұрын
Courtney Kline You are sexy
@islamsalma60
@islamsalma60 6 жыл бұрын
What a twist 😂🤣😂
@islamsalma60
@islamsalma60 6 жыл бұрын
Carpenter Gaming still the bra was the game's plot twist
@i.CryBaby.i
@i.CryBaby.i 6 жыл бұрын
Kong Fu Panda And no one would fall for you on KZbin ^-^""
@i.CryBaby.i
@i.CryBaby.i 6 жыл бұрын
Kong Fu Panda And shes probably like 12-16 what the fucks wrong with you mate.
@SquidBitt
@SquidBitt 2 жыл бұрын
30:10 I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
@jamesr8084
@jamesr8084 3 жыл бұрын
15:35 The spy
@Brootli
@Brootli 6 жыл бұрын
My name is Candy cadet. Get your candy here.
@brycevo
@brycevo 6 жыл бұрын
Candy. Candy. Candy.
@darknyeh553
@darknyeh553 6 жыл бұрын
Tim Unternährer CANDY. CANDY. CANDY
@sparrowstudio4909
@sparrowstudio4909 6 жыл бұрын
Tim Unternährer C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y
@inferno3054
@inferno3054 6 жыл бұрын
Tim Unternährer C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y C A N D Y!
@melanieperrier4336
@melanieperrier4336 6 жыл бұрын
C A N D Y. C A N D Y. C A N D Y.
@kharnthebetrayer8251
@kharnthebetrayer8251 6 жыл бұрын
Mark... Kevin's deaf. You were told this so many times at the meetings. We also need to talk about your sexual harassment. The Employee's have been told to ignore you until such a time as you have completed the necessary courses.
@anooslord666
@anooslord666 4 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize the mouse was on the screen
@itsbalistikriot273
@itsbalistikriot273 4 жыл бұрын
The bird level was SO funny!!! I was laughing so hard!!!😂😂😂
@RandomKorok
@RandomKorok 6 жыл бұрын
Mark: How are my gloves supposed to deflect the bullets? Me: Vibranium
@acidarmorpiercing2390
@acidarmorpiercing2390 6 жыл бұрын
I only love my king and wakanda im sorry
@vanillune
@vanillune 6 жыл бұрын
“Get this man a shield”
@Leonard_Euler
@Leonard_Euler 6 жыл бұрын
Vanillama728 lol infinity war was good film
@roselutes3929
@roselutes3929 6 жыл бұрын
Black Hole Gaming lol
@jamieburch8627
@jamieburch8627 5 жыл бұрын
@@Leonard_Euler but incredibly sad emotionally it was a good movie though the person kind of sounds like J.A.R.V.I.S/Vision
@thewatcherxd7336
@thewatcherxd7336 2 жыл бұрын
15:41 pog trans kevin
@galaxyhuskyyy
@galaxyhuskyyy 3 жыл бұрын
I cant stop hearing "my name is candy cadet"
@theknockoutladysaint23
@theknockoutladysaint23 2 жыл бұрын
I knew that voice sounded familiar, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out where I heard the voice before.
@itzyaboytripp-5924
@itzyaboytripp-5924 6 жыл бұрын
Someone Needs To Animate This
@regulargoat7259
@regulargoat7259 5 жыл бұрын
Especially bob the clown
@phen4896
@phen4896 6 жыл бұрын
I just finished the video, thinking it was a fifteen minute one, not noticing that I was watching for forty minutes already.
@fangofshadows5371
@fangofshadows5371 6 жыл бұрын
Nah his videos are just that entertaining
@hyper_jesse218
@hyper_jesse218 3 жыл бұрын
I hope im not to late for this video Oh just 2 years ago? Just in time
@abbray
@abbray 3 жыл бұрын
It's only two years, you're right on time!
@medicgaming9117
@medicgaming9117 3 жыл бұрын
‘The Crows’ Me an intellectual: Birdemic.
@GoAway3729
@GoAway3729 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: *throws balloon in first attempt and sees it float* Mark but again: “how do level?”
@saygoodbye-sfm
@saygoodbye-sfm 5 жыл бұрын
*insert joke about the robot having the same text to speech voice as candy cadet from ffps*
@pissbaby4927
@pissbaby4927 5 жыл бұрын
*C A N D Y* *C A N D Y* *C A N D Y*
@sexygarfield5001
@sexygarfield5001 5 жыл бұрын
saygoodbye -sfm Are you I have heard that voice before now I know what it is thank you I will subscribe
@litten3579
@litten3579 5 жыл бұрын
OH YEAH I was about to do that but now I can’t because yours is too perfect
@ekarda1025
@ekarda1025 5 жыл бұрын
Return to saygoodbye -sfm again, and maybe he will tell you a joke.
@sphg_unknown9568
@sphg_unknown9568 5 жыл бұрын
come get you candy here , i have candy all day candy candy candy , return to candy cadet again and maybe i will tell you a story
@thomaspalmer1046
@thomaspalmer1046 2 жыл бұрын
28:49 Might just be the best content in the whole video. The beauties of editing.
@crunchybro123
@crunchybro123 4 жыл бұрын
Them rats doe were adorable, just wanted to end humanity.
@ashyboi2483
@ashyboi2483 5 жыл бұрын
why did "i like to kick the air" make me laugh so much XD
@starlord0o072
@starlord0o072 4 жыл бұрын
Mark: literally chops someone’s head off Also mark: my bad
@punkdennyz
@punkdennyz 4 жыл бұрын
5:10 "The only wise decision this man has made is purchasing one of our policies." HAHAHAHAHAHA
@steve_8117
@steve_8117 3 жыл бұрын
For some reason at the end, when Mark had the knifes, I started getting Joker vibes 39:40 "Wanna know how I got these scars?"
@captethan696
@captethan696 4 жыл бұрын
Mark left the cursor in the screen
@knightmare3973
@knightmare3973 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Lim he did
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 4 жыл бұрын
That son of a-
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 4 жыл бұрын
Person
@artsy1447
@artsy1447 4 жыл бұрын
just like teachers do
@Copperpilot
@Copperpilot 3 жыл бұрын
I hate you for pointing that out
@nickw.4108
@nickw.4108 6 жыл бұрын
k-k-k-k-kevin? kevin? kevin! kevin! KEVIN!
@KryoXMusic
@KryoXMusic 6 жыл бұрын
Yes?
@dogstab2808
@dogstab2808 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin
@satriapratama4319
@satriapratama4319 6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas W. jevin the girl
@sillykittymaniac
@sillykittymaniac 6 жыл бұрын
*K E V I N*
@bb9201
@bb9201 6 жыл бұрын
KevLin2408YT ur name is kevlin not Kevin
@squish5927
@squish5927 4 жыл бұрын
33:52 anyone else notice that sign that says quarantine?
@wesleythegreatgamer0943
@wesleythegreatgamer0943 2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm
@theriolulad4808
@theriolulad4808 3 жыл бұрын
"The only wise decision this politician made was purchasing our policy." Well.... they ain't wrong
@johnnybagofdoughnuts4193
@johnnybagofdoughnuts4193 3 жыл бұрын
I mean... they are
@mysticknight1494
@mysticknight1494 2 жыл бұрын
They really weren't tbh
@lonejohnwolf
@lonejohnwolf 4 жыл бұрын
"I feel like, maybe we should be concerned about the long term repra-kevin, kevin, kevin, k-kevin, KEVIN!" 7:25
@lcrossa.3977
@lcrossa.3977 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he accidentally took off their shirts 😂😂
@ZomBro_BOSS
@ZomBro_BOSS 2 жыл бұрын
Mark: KEVIN!!!!!! Cursor on the screen: I don't know him, he's weird
@KevinRay_man
@KevinRay_man 2 жыл бұрын
Fell asleep, woke up to 7:37. Damn confused.
@Schtella-ut8hv
@Schtella-ut8hv 5 жыл бұрын
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist. 5 seconds later XX O
@damianlayman8901
@damianlayman8901 5 жыл бұрын
Princess bride
@Johnwicklover1994
@Johnwicklover1994 4 жыл бұрын
I was hopping someone else would notice that reference
@christiaanbresler483
@christiaanbresler483 4 жыл бұрын
Ha you got the reference
@skylander591
@skylander591 4 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that there are at least another 135 people here who get this reference.
@YaBoi-jg9zg
@YaBoi-jg9zg 3 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of capybaras
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