Happy Wheels Highlights #39

[@jessicah8996]

His Santa voice always kills me. 'Alright you kiddies...'

[@Derpyhooves-gx1kr]

Lol me to

[@SailorSunshine]

ROFLMAO!!! XDDDD

[@CutePuppy351]

ALRITE U KIIDDIES TODAU YOUR GONNA HAVE RO 360 NOSCOPE ALL THE-NOOOOO! DONT NOSCOPE YOURSELF!

[@Derpyhooves-gx1kr]

TheGirlGamer 120 lol

[@CutePuppy351]

*Lays on the floor* -I'm dead, Not big surprise.-

[@cameroncorson5446]

A few guidelines for every Markiplier Happy Wheels Highlights episode: 1. He always stabs his head on a sword throw 2. He always decapitates himself on a pogo-jump 3. He always gets death the first time on a ball throw 4. The poon always goes up his butt on a poon run What did I miss?

[@upbeatteacher6349]

he always make weird noises and he always complete bottle runs

[@BigPunchGuy]

The helicopter guy is always cheating

[@morrisbeauregard286]

+Cameron Corson Indiana Jones will always die immediately and never win...usually by wreaking ball.

[@RockTuner]

gets something shot into or gets stabbed in the crotch

[@Szszymon14]

What levels does he play. That's what you missed

[@stone8795]

9:20 OMG, that face of sheer horror! XD

[@Niki_0001]

"Save your girlfriend" "Not my right haaaaaa..." xD

[@Cattastic13]

"Yeah. Extremely hard, my left nipple." Whatever helps ya win, Mark....

[@GalacticYeeter]

mark you have hands down the best evil laugh ive ever heard you should audition for the roll of a mad scientist i bet youd pull it off fabulously.

[@whambamrocks3382]

"Go with skill and gawddammit" - An ultimate advice of your life.

[@RangerBravo2014]

I hate when the music starts at the end. It means the fun's over...

[@toxicpoi3on]

I love it :DDDDD

[@Singleplayer4]

Meh too :3

[@trshcanman2321]

Yoy that's annoying 😒

[@greystrip1600]

Wait, when it said "Save your girlfriend" in that course (near the beginning) did Mark really reply with "Not my right hand!"? XD

[@tylerjarvis2889]

9:23 = OMG THAT REACTION WAS SO PRICELESS!

[@davidisback9]

Lol i know xD

[@shawdow357]

I feel like someone could make an entire sound board of markiplier with just this one episode

[@IrisCorven]

It's 9 years later. I still have not gotten sick of watching Mark kill himself on every swordthrow he did.

[@CoohTube]

*I love how you find everything so funny, it draws others into your cheerful persona and hence you're so popular :)*

[@joninavilvestre]

"Whu... where's my girlfriend? OH YEAH, I'M ALL ALONE!" Hang in there man :)) lots of ladies (and guys) are more than happy to fix that

[@IllousionsTrappedintheYouTube]

well mark is engaged now

[@joelbrich2538]

Illousion in KZbin oh, neat, he is?

[@ChakraDragons]

@@IllousionsTrappedintheKZbin HE PROPOSED?!?!?!

[@ΝικολαςΚοντογιαννης-κ2σ]

Tf

[@squirtleisthebestpokemon8381]

07:50: 'Oh my goodness gravy.' That was probably one of the most American things I have ever heard in my life.

[@Jeramiahstool]

5:20 I wasn't ready for that quote

[@TMF12]

My throat and rib cage hurts from laughing WAY too much.

[@hypersnake1011]

I'm just going through these old videos cause they remind me of a time where I didn't have to worry about everything happening In my life now, where I could enjoy dumb stuff like this and not be reminded of how screwed up my life is right now, I'm sorry if I brought you down but this stuff genuinely helps me

[@maskmangaming6568]

It's amazing to see how far Mark has come since he first started. I remember finding him around 3000 subscribers and becoming a huge fan, and now it's amazing to have seen him blow up and become something huge! Now he's moving to L.A. soon and is making more sketch comedy videos, which are amazing! He has always been a huge inspiration to my channel, and I will always give him credit for being so. He helped me get through some rough times by making videos, and it only feels fitting to give back to KZbin and do the same thing. So if you see this, thanks Mark, and keep being you! :D

[@beueue8419]

Hey look another person advertising their channel. Out of 4 comments I've read 2 have been advertisers. Just wow. What has become of the newer channels? Why can't they just be patient?

[@brum1784]

beueue Hey look, it's that same idiot who replies to 'advertisements' and admits he doesn't want anything to do with them and wants to see normal comments, but lies because he replies to them anyway!

[@alissahaddox9743]

How’s that channel of yours doing?

[@DarkMoonStarsong]

8:22+ the stages of Markiplier's maniacal joy to sheer and pained disappointment xD omg

[@BirdKingJay]

"Save Your Girlfriend" "No, not my right hand!" I am literally dying right now that was great.

[@clonerex34]

3:19 Funniest voice ever!

[@TheEpicAlec]

It's his penguin impression.

[@artezui]

5:45

[@M-io]

TheEpicAlec How the fuck is that a penguin? XD

[@TheEpicAlec]

Keaf Ster Batman Penguin

[@tysonvert7027]

After Markiplier said "are you going to load for me?" my video started buffering.

[@akgrant2099]

The ending highlight was so incedibly awesome that the game couldn't handle how awesome it was

[@GhostOwly]

0:43 Marks hair is bouncy XD

[@Phoenixscythe]

he never noticed that on the prepare to die one his name was ahead of pewdiepie

[@DoTJohnW]

His name isn't actually there, it says "Mini God of P2D" Pause around 6:48.

[@AnomalyJM]

3:30 At least they said "I'm sorry" for killing Mark XD

[@gameplayer77801]

8:37 Reminds me of when you get shot by cops in GTA, they keep shooting your corpse even after your dead.

[@kazoo3434]

ARE YOU HAVING FUN?!?!?!

[@SlammedTiger]

DO YOU LIKE CRAAAAB?!?!?!

[@deagletwinz5163]

***** CRAP?!?!?!*

[@JordyFidis]

Are you NOT entertained?!?!

[@hoeljamault1917]

OF COURSE BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT'S BEST.

[@SlammedTiger]

I am not sure if Glade was going with a Game Grumps reference or not, but I was.

[@josesuarez7484]

Of all the things that could lag a computer as good as Mark's, it had to be Happy Wheels.

[@RedVanquish]

I still find it baffling how you are still single. How? You're Markiplier! XD

[@SirClawedfrog]

Didn't you hear him in the video? He said he's dating his right hand.

[@derpsupreme4177]

SirClawedfrog Sometimes he cheats; by "dating" his left hand. i know i do! AHAHAHAHAHA...

[@pojogirl1996]

3:18 O.o i am extremely creeped out by that voice.

[@griffinblade]

5:46 i cant! i just! i cant! mark the face and the joe from family guy voice is too much! i just cant take it XD

[@melaniedunfee5876]

so true lol

[@Daioblis]

+Bailey Gutierrez (\

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

Broho- oh wait I lost my arms in veitnam... Uh....(walks away)

[@Daioblis]

+Granger Monette NO YOU DON'T!! GIVE ME YOUR BROKICK!! *Kicks your crotch*

[@Daioblis]

+Bailey the brony I WILL LOVE AND TOLERATE THE BUCK OUT OF YOU!!

[@Kissyface168]

"Extremely hard my left nipple" I lost it. Lol. XD

[@williamrogers9473]

3:18 to 3:29 Okay Mark sounded like an american version of Murdoc from Gorillaz to me. o_o

[@PDSpider]

Santaplier 5:24 "I don't think We're supposed to be on this Level, Ho Ho GRAB ON NOAAHH"

[@SuniDominguez]

His hair is so bouncy and fluffy at 0:43 .

[@NoblePhantasm]

Must be the butter

[@SuniDominguez]

Must be~

[@CLAY-ek7fl]

Marks voice when it was loading.....LAUGHING JACK- xD Laughiplier. X3

[@zoxEmoRoXasxoz]

The voice at 5:45 sounded like Count Olaf's disguise 'Stephano' in a Series of Unfortunate events. Anyone else hear it? lol

[@reynoldszelaya4559]

9:18 Best Part!!

[@RealKZGamer]

You have inspired a lot of youtubers Mark! Including me! And I speak on behalf of all of them in saying thank you so much for each video you post! Such an amazing nice guy, much love!

[@Nakiki18]

Him trying to finish his sentence is hilarious, along with his facial expressions at 0:30

[@kingvarien]

I think we should hear more of Mark's unintentional Gilbert Gottfried impersonation

[@Nakiki18]

0:37 "I didn't kill anyone, but at least I--- NOOOO!" I'm in tears hahaha The knife throws are my favorite

[@RustySteele87]

4:26 "I love the raining blood showers up my butt"

[@spensereby1300]

😂

[@thedemoncat4624]

**can't stop laughing**

[@ForteGX100]

I've been subscribed for about half a year or so, but I just want to mention, something about that ending theme of his makes me smile every time in every video it plays in.

[@calimantis]

The helper stuck on the axe at 4:00 made me lose my shit.

[@youraveragetroller4467]

hey you spelled kiddie wrong

[@wisperton]

exactly 8:44 funniest face ive ever seen mark have

[@Kaiimei]

midnight watching markiplier at max volume. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!

[@AtaxiaDream]

Hahaha I love the Santa voice!

[@MegaD3m0n1c]

The horror in that last one was way too much for your computer Mark xD

[@sillylamb4882]

4:48 go with grace .. GODDAMMIT!!

[@matiastoatv]

i loved you "load" voices mark xD

[@RedzillaGOTM]

2:58 HAPPY ROO-AAAAAH GOD DAMN IT!

[@GoodVsEvil1314]

The last level was the most glorious lag in the history of Happy Wheels.

[@MahoRedZ]

5:54 gotta love that sudden laugh

[@TheNextGenius]

Yay, Mark played my Sword a Throw Sky level!

[@snowyaegis3875]

2:20 "Hey wait the finish line is over there-OOOOH!" I could not stop laughing for ages.

[@kenethtey]

Epic fatality , epic end XD

[@LowAudio]

I'm dying of laughter in my bed at 12:18 in the morning lol I love u markiplier u made me cry at the beginning when u pick up all the swords and only get the kid

[@tedective4427]

At the end I was doing a breathless laugh in tune with the song.

[@Daioblis]

Brohoof?

[@tedective4427]

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[@Schmirgul]

Tedective iphoudojsdfvbjuigvrsdf

[@Derpyhooves-gx1kr]

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[@Derpyhooves-gx1kr]

brony guy /)(\

[@jenniplite]

Squishy birds is another way to exact your revenge on Flappy birds. Just look it up, it's great. Love you Mark!

[@SunspaceStudioProductions]

I wonder if he ever got the butter out of his hair.

[@CobaltSky39]

3:18 I just love your voice! XD

[@ThatAnnoyingBird]

The secret to not killing yourself in sword throws is to NOT let go of the space bar too damn soon. Now rate this up so he can see this.

[@faultedskink3074]

When Mark said "are you having fun yet kiddies?" I couldn't help but giggle at what his neighbours must think of him when he says that

[@EpicMinersCanada]

Yay he played my level!

[@EpicMinersCanada]

***** 4:36

[@pheffernoose1]

was yours the one he used every character on?

[@justabasket]

3:18 When you're trying to watch Markiplier videos with crappy internet. XD

[@Knucklesthegreat]

7:00 - Best one in the whole video. XD

[@Daioblis]

Brohoof?

[@Knucklesthegreat]

***** *brohoof* there you go.

[@Daioblis]

Michelle Phoenix You do it like this: /)

[@Knucklesthegreat]

***** ok. /) man, this is late. imsosorry. XP

[@niamhcorrigan3972]

Every time you hear a high-pitched scream, you know something hilarious af just happened

[@MariTheJuana]

One of my favorite highlights today

[@DarkHawk360]

5:14 he sounds like Bender from Futurama xD

[@PalmTree26]

Mark, you should win a grammy this year. Or maybe multiple.

[@Khoomn]

9:20 DERP FACE ACTIVATED!!!!

[@AtPemPem]

The lower the computer quality = The higher the video quality

[@evilsock12]

Mark is such a Dandy guy.

[@dani_v_2388]

"SWORD OF DEEAAATTH". Who are we... oho. Lol priceless reaction lol

[@vincentsiegler9433]

I love your videos and you mark, u make me laugh when I'm sad that u so much. And (also your the best KZbinr in the whole wide world.) ( ) =opinion

[@MsRuffledfeathers]

3:18 Trying out a new voice there Mark? That's so awesome! XDDD

[@shagadelic.mp4]

I swear, Mark looks just like Space Dandy in the thumbnail.

[@halyoalex8942]

LAND MINE HAS ACTIVE the best English I've ever seen xD

[@pricerussell534]

combo of years and ages yages

[@laurenmontgomery4443]

3:18 Love the little Gollum moment he had there.

[@JuniperAbaddon]

2:58 Didn't look happy to me...

[@thepurplelobster1301]

LOL, dat profile pic

[@JuniperAbaddon]

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[@thepurplelobster1301]

***** lol, yeah

[@honarpalani7327]

He's just pretending

[@DragonFlame1090]

What a rager pinkie go wreck yourself in your bed instead of raging at people who are probably so much older than you... Makes me sad to see these children insulting people when why not don't watch if you are going to rage about them...

[@brianjimenez15]

Oh man This almost got me not breathing because it was just super duper funny and I still get my giggle and chuckle after this gameplay. Superb gameplay right there. Keep it up

[@squish116]

"Save your girlfriend... NOO, not my right hand." Oh Mark...

[@amandaallyn1192]

-Whispers- Probably his fapping hand... I understand why he was so distraught :l

[@ZSoulProductions]

I love your Happy Wheels. never stop doing these.

[@commanderstatix]

Nice ending face. =D

[@OnTheRocksGamingShow]

That ending was simply amazing XD

[@clairesooz1946]

3:30 vous remarquez qu'il met toujours la premiere boulle dans la mauvaise case, dans toutes les séries qu'il a fais ??? x)

[@ptitcrocodile]

Seigneur dieu un français qui regarde Markiplier JE NE SUIS PAS SEUL !!!

[@Schaog]

Tu n'es point seul :)

[@TheTomokiSakurai]

Madame Caro Loin d'être seul même ^^.

[@necksogood4297]

Plus de français que prévu qui regarde marki ^^

[@ptitcrocodile]

Clair :D

[@-.Sara.-]

Anyone else see Mark as a good Joker?

[@RamboSnoop]

00:50 I JUST PLAYED THAT LEVEL IN MY HAPPY WHEELS VIDEO OMG 0.0

[@iangilison7206]

THE LAST PART WAS SO FUNNY

[@0n1baka]

No computer can handle the SWORD OF DEATH!!!!!

[@Dashsersaurus]

iknor space dandy

[@0n1baka]

Dashser Well mark is one dandy guy

[@necoarc-s7d]

Mar 1, 2014 man I'm only 15 and I feel old I miss being a young kid...

[@deltashadow2378]

Every time there a sword throw, Mark gets ten stuck in his head. XD

[@minion0metal]

LOL at the Abraham Lincoln impression at 3:19

[@illafunevilla1005]

you broke happy wheels XD

[@sawnikk]

markiplier always killing himself with the sword in the sword throw never fails to make me laugh

[@samanthasupeck5126]

Did Mark not realize in the rating thing on one lvl that it said Markiplier after Tobuscus and Pewds and CaptainSparklez and such? Lol he got so close to it and then died. Mark cant even be himself, XD