THE MOST SATISFYING GAME EVER MADE | PowerWash Simulator - Part 1

[@wonder2002]

"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Honestly, would not mind that

[@bryarnts1887]

Yes

[@Snipawolf99]

Same

[@Rosales3269]

I know, right?

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

better than nothing

[@josha_ronan5044]

there will be at least 3 more episodes i know that for a fact

[@CupcakeTheNightFury]

Imagine if the rover wasn't waterproof you spend years making a robot and sending it to a different planet, it survives the dangerous trip, and then just some random guy shows up out of nowhere with a hose and breaks it

[@wildstarsful]

suddenly on mars, power washing, a rover that cannot handle water, yet appeared then disappeared after. Its perfect

[@jpreaux76]

Those dang martians.

[@pinstripe4254]

Omg Mark is an scp who just pops up and starts washing stuff

[@solsystem1342]

It's fine, all of the water would boil before it hit the rover

[@Carbohydrate630]

@@solsystem1342 No it wouldn't?

[@NealStidham]

If Mark finds out you can hit Tab to see all the spots you've missed, he might end up playing this forever.

[@lordcypher5889]

You mean he hasn't? This is gonna be painful.

[@TSVStriFe]

Next update they're going to make a change. If you click on an item on your tablet it'll show you which one it is.

[@mikemanuel5405]

you think he'll noticed the tab button to all missing spot he didnt washed

[@averybondo3522]

I saw that too and I was like.. Who's gonna tell him? :D Nah.. We better not lol

[@huggablebears]

and that he can rotate the nozzle

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

Markiplier made me get the game. Needless to say I wasn't disappointed and yes it is satisfying as hell. Thanks Mark!

[@wassupheinz]

What’s up checkmark

[@rockybillysYT]

Hoi

[@AaronSmith92]

I went other way around; been playing the game before starting this series

[@terrencehatleyennis285]

where can you get the game

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

@@terrencehatleyennis285 Steam

[@gravityshark991]

im just imagining lixian receiving like 5 hours of footage with the file name “powerwash simulator” and just mumbling to himself “this is it, he’s finally gone off the deep end”

[@RosheenQuynh]

ROFL

[@spider7396]

*sweats nervously* ah, is..is that the bar for falling off the deep end? Because I’m all good I’d never

[@EnsignLovell]

Imagine if he done 2 more houses.

[@yharon8243]

I can't breathe-

[@tricckk2976]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Triforcefilms]

I'd kill for this in VR with motion controls

[@christinepayfer2993]

I would buy a VR set just to play this

[@firetypetoby]

you're great triforcefilms!

[@LordHoth_90]

I would never leave VR

[@bradydavidson89]

At that point why not just but a power washer

[@LexarXaryonx]

I love your Halo Acapella!

[@TimeBucks]

I love how he literally drops everything

[@AP83]

Lol

[@lilypearce3214]

It's VERY relatable 😂

[@gonzaloplancarte3798]

@@AP83 I owl Bj in no

[@generallyunimportant]

GBJ

[@kater345]

@@AP83 þ;;

[@thatoneshepherd]

0:34 one of my favorite things ever is when people do that lil laugh or yell whenever they’re just super happy like just seeing mark gush over being on mars gave me such a huge smile

[@sunnyneonraye1459]

You soubd like a wonderfully supportive individual and this made me smile.

[@thatoneshepherd]

@@sunnyneonraye1459 wait waaa tyy :))

[@imatiredpotato]

@@sunnyneonraye1459ikr! 😭

[@imatiredpotato]

@@thatoneshepherdyesss you do! :D

[@wjzav1971]

"Honey, lets never hire this power washer ever again." "But why? He did a great job. The garden looks beautiful." "Yeah but I have been watching him work and he enjoyed washing it more than any sane human being should! It was terrifying!"

[@Thedude9812]

Underrated comment 👌

[@maxcollins6959]

I nearly snorted soda out of my nose when I read this comment, thank you

[@guttedcandi7230]

"He was moaning way too much"

[@saltyboi7539]

"He was jumping and everything it was so weird I don't know his background either"

[@Voidlingstudiosofficial]

@@maxcollins6959 soo. Coke? You snorted coke out your nose

[@pyroph0bic139]

Instead of trying to find minuscule pieces of dirt in the middle of the floor or on the corner of the wall, you should press the TAB button (it will show you where all the dirt is). You should also try pressing the R button because it will turn the power washer vertical instead of the normal horizontal.

[@paradoxikalparalysis]

Hero.

[@theoriginalfurbyqueen]

When he said that he wished he could see what was left I was like yes, if only there was a button you could push. Lol it's killing me

[@BlueJey]

"Get ready for a ten part series of this." He wasn't lying.

[@janegarcia2695]

Yep

[@legendpinoy]

@Mr. Thunderbolt wdym "huh" the punchline is right there

[@RavynMad121]

We’re almost there, just waiting on the next update and we’ll have the prophesied 10th ep.

[@livelaughlovelev]

@@legendpinoy huh isnt always a question. same with hm

[@keisui89]

@@RavynMad121 still waiting :( considering its still being updated id hope he plays the new maps

[@pakalupapito5578]

mark being this excited about powerwashing a rover on mars sounds like the most markiplier thing ever.

[@Axel_homie]

Frrr

[@coltforceplayer]

@@Axel_homieGrrrrr

[@Axel_homie]

@@coltforceplayer ?????

[@TheBlackCat902]

well mark loves space so it’s very understandable

[@Merpybum]

If this was in VR then Mark would never leave his house again

[@JTheCat]

Until he got a chance to go into space.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear maer

[@goldbomber3629]

Mark leaves his house?

[@helendelisle8914]

Would’ve helped him quarantine early on.

[@proffesionalweredog7426]

@@AxxLAfriku youre annoying

[@LucidFlameX]

"It really does it a good jobly." (3:33ish) This is the most profound quote I will ever hear in my entire life. Thank you, Mark, for this nugget of infinite wisdom.

[@kamisatoayato1311]

Who needs powerwashing when you have back forward 4?

[@LucidFlameX]

@@kamisatoayato1311 Jet Kick is the answer to all worldly problems.

[@kamisatoayato1311]

@@LucidFlameX yes fellow fahkumram main

[@sweetlysavageplays1441]

I read this, was confused and then he said it LITERALLY a second later as if he was waiting for me to be ready for it and it had me in stitches. XD

[@anapprenticeforlife4116]

Must of missed this piece of infinite wisdom... my life is void until I hear these words for myself... Timestamp? Please?

[@mordecaijr93]

Mark : “get ready for a 10 part series on this game” watch as this man as much as he loves this game.... never comes back to it ever again.

[@artenthusiastae7196]

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Why is a bot leaving an intelligible comment

[@name_unkn0wn]

@Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why does your brain think you get ACTUAL good attention for your pfp.

[@SukiHayashiGaming]

He already has 4 episodes recorded

[@mordecaijr93]

@@SukiHayashiGaming I request to know how you know this for sure.

[@SukiHayashiGaming]

@@mordecaijr93 because I'm a MMMMMember

[@gracel8874]

“Our ancestors must’ve used power washers” Ancestors: *peeing vigorously on random items* :D power wash

[@strongest_eggg]

Funny thing is this is an actual fact

[@toyjam2]

@@strongest_eggg Wait… you’re… you’re serious? … please tell me you’re joking …

[@strongest_eggg]

@@toyjam2 Pee contains ammonia which is also found on cleaning agents, and that discovery led to pee detergents in 1800s before good ol' Mr Clean was born

[@PJOZeus]

Kind of yes, But Chemical Wash (legit), rather than pressure Ever heard of the old thing of pissing on open wounds (and how that was like a good thing to do?) ... Clean! (ish)

[@mickymcnoobster1214]

@@strongest_eggg nerd

[@Thetravelingmonke]

Fun. Fact: pressure washing can actually cut skin if sprayed at someone with very high pressure so those birds are probably dead

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

But at least they're clean

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

@GigglesDoesStuff apologies, im an idiot

[@YGBHawk]

Yeah, they can slice through boots too just a heads up...

[@dumbdumbdumbdumb5495]

That makes it easier to hide the evidence

[@katcoomber]

so is the cat :/

[@lauren9131]

whenever mark says "oh yeah" to himself literally all I can hear is kronk

[@Parlisko]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

[@temmiemew]

They sound wayyyyyy too similar

[@avillainous9721]

Y e s

[@millie7928]

I was looking for this comment

[@Creepo_J]

@@temmiemew It's because he is kronk

[@SomeAdamGuy0]

Mark: "I yearn for the call of the water" * Subnautica memories * Mark again: "but not the ocean tho, screw that"

[@cameronappavoo1996]

Lol fax he was scarred by it

[@thispantherwarrior5628]

👍👍

[@Interestking]

Timestamp?

[@SomeAdamGuy0]

@@Interestking 18:47

[@madisonburton8407]

The time lapse of me cleaning that backyard was so funny because you just see this giant pause of me squatting under that patio table trying to figure out where the hell the dirt I’m missing is, and it just looks like my character is having some kind of existential crisis

[@Feuryy]

Mark: “Get ready for a ten part series on this game” Me: I’m completely okay with that :)

[@RohanSingh-cf9tk]

Same

[@benjaminknorr5778]

There is an imPOSTor among us! 31:35

[@IcedTAddict]

Me too

[@khaki4493]

mark: get ready for this to be a 10 part series the entire audience: go ahead.

[@masonherriott1684]

Yep 😂

[@ahmadguitarest9248]

Same

[@ravenousredbeard5414]

Honestly, I wouldn't mind it at all. Just wish he'd use the " show dirt" button when using soap and finishing up a job.

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

Everyone's just like "Alright bet."

[@personwhowatchesvideos9163]

"Get ready for like a 10 part series" "I'm probably going to have to clean a haunted house at one point" I've only gotten to the middle of this video, but he seems to be predicting a lot.

[@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta]

yeah i think both of them came true lol

[@bbvaldez3086]

"This could be a ten-part series." Promise? Please?!?!?!

[@aff77141]

PLEASE, I don't care about the dislike ratio, they can go back and rewatch bennett foddy or some shit, the soulless demons

[@thatsabop3999]

@@aff77141 ath, why did you make me cackle that loud? that's not even fair wtf

[@HokaMagic]

I agree. 10-part series please MARK I WILL WATCH EVERY VIDEO, LIKE, AND SHARE 😁

[@athenac9751]

YESSSSS

[@xHarpyx]

Please! Mark can own the big rock for a while….

[@nachonathan8334]

Mark: “I’ve never been happier in my life.” Mark: *saw Ethan using a power washer before*

[@M0rbidCuriositea]

But not on Maaaaaars!

[@MrFabulousPlays19]

And he wasn’t even satisfied about it back then lol

[@caite3693]

Unless Ethan was on mars then you are wrong mr. nacho

[@qqwerty659]

This information is Redacted

[@emyron1843]

what are you talking about? That never happened

[@whovian_girl1754]

Mark: 20:00 "I've never been super completionist about things" Flashback to 2014: Five Nights at Freddy's 20/20/20/20 Mode

[@ninja_of_light_5801]

Doom Eternal.

[@michaelnahrilas4679]

I AM THE KING! OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!! Ahhh...the memories.

[@Polikaize]

dats a lottuv twenties

[@robertcortez4956]

It’s even at the 20 minute mark.

[@rabalex9372]

"Get ready for a ten-part series." A man of his word.

[@tamerin.lee4198]

I CANT BELIEVE HE PLAYED THROUGH ALL THIS WITHOUT HIGHLIGHTING THE DIRT TO SEE WHAT HES MISSING😭😭😭

[@tokimcbongrip8751]

mark hates tutorials so he doesnt know you can do that yet lol, he will randomly stumble across that button and the one that rotates the head between vertical and horizontal

[@tamerin.lee4198]

@@tokimcbongrip8751 lol I hope so🤣

[@feqorac4687]

or rotating the nozzle to vertical

[@saltypizza2372]

It’s shows the controls on every loading screen so he will see it eventually

[@pepmintmocha5327]

He played this game on yesterday’s member stream, he does know about the dirt button now but he doesn’t like it and thinks it’s cheating 😂

[@DarkLightGaming117]

"I've never been particularly completionist about anything" FNAF Series: "are we a joke to you?"

[@AngelBeast_Studios]

Your right

[@ScientistCat]

I literally just typed that and was about to submit it

[@DarkLightGaming117]

@@ScientistCat it's funny because Mark is normally not completionist about most stuff. He plays it. Enjoys it. And moves on. But a few games he's gotten very passionate and completionist about. I think it was just a off the cuff remark but I found it funny to remark on is all lol.

[@John-Stark]

He is the king though

[@banned-account]

@@AngelBeast_Studios No, your other right.

[@slainlogix6153]

Few tips for mark: You can rotate the nozzle You can make the dirt glow by pressing tab allowing you to see it easier.

[@katenawolfenstein9468]

Trust me, he knows😂

[@waffle4660]

@@katenawolfenstein9468 he does for sure.

[@anundeadking]

Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment

[@anundeadking]

Yesss we need to make sure mark sees this comment

[@ditzycup8140]

My dad not really being around often growing up, having an adult man like Mark that I felt I could look up to as a kid really filled a hole in my heart. Watching Mark easily cheers me up, even now that I’m older, when I’m having a hard time. I watch these videos when I’m having trouble falling asleep because hearing his voice puts me at ease now. And I know he’ll never know me, I’ll never know him, and he’ll never know just how much he’s done for me, but thank you Mark. ❤️

[@kittenmitten9430]

Sometimes I forget about Mark's infatuation with space, so when it comes up again it's kind of adorable

[@Axel_homie]

Ikrrr

[@animegeek_3456]

Yea it is pretty adadirable ngl😂😂

[@TheHiddenLettuce]

"i can power wash mars?" you can hear both the confusion and excitement in his voice from that one line

[@therunawaykid6523]

Wonder when power wash simulator con is happening?

[@Potoaster]

Mark during [REDACTED]: power washing, really Ethan? Mark now:

[@NODnuke45]

Power washing is a hell of a druuug...

[@vigorouslethargy]

Put another one in the win column for Eef.

[@theyellowzombie4277]

[REDACTED] was my favorite channel loved that they uploaded daily

[@screamcow_]

That's what I was thinking lol, Ethan was like bouncing off the walls for power washing and Mark was just like, "yeah it's cool ig"

[@ravensrealm1170]

@@theyellowzombie4277 ikk, the time worked out perfectly where every day the second i got out of school they'd upload, those were the times

[@wesleypatterson2989]

Her: "I have a daddy kink" Me, trying to impress her: *shows her how well I play Power Washing Simulator*

[@farted1987]

wtf does this even mean

[@mimira24]

The fact that he quotes “I love space” is honestly wholesome, he remembered it :)

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Space is so coOoOoOoOol! So coOoOoOl!

[@kaiacorndog9521]

@@ndt_dynamite2247 "my computer cant handle the rendering"

[@s.b.4228]

Oh that's so cooooolll so cooolll

[@mysticflow467]

what

[@taintedmind6669]

@@mysticflow467 a song made from clips of mark talking, called Space is so Cool :)

[@thechars569]

1: I would love a ten part series of this. 2: You are missing a button that highlights the dirt. 3: You are missing a button that rotates the nozzles so the wide ones can go horizontal or vertical. 4: The hatch on mars is not the rover itself. Look around the area.

[@presmarvr9386]

“Imagine power washing blood. That would be so satisfying.” I’m concerned for you mark.

[@aquamarie3117]

As long as nothing actually bad happened I mean, maybe...

[@northarella]

i mean, there *is* someone in the comments that actually has experience power washing blood LOL

[@Evie0h]

I mean, someone’s gotta clean up crime scenes…

[@ideaammo3650]

i mean if you ignore the moral and fatal issues, it would be veery satisfying

[@lillyaustin7375]

Nah I'd be fun

[@merry_lovely5260]

“Dad, what’s that man doing to our cat?” “Just look away Susie… look away…”

[@actuallymichael03]

Markiplier uploading a video just makes my day tbh

[@ceegeetee]

Yeah

[@London_Hacks]

This is a comment ! Yes I am a comment. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌏🚀🚀🚀🚀

[@ceegeetee]

Same bro :)

[@LadyFurina24]

Caramel hotdog explodes episode 1 e

[@dnshfzi]

hello verified account

[@liatleah4856]

Mark: "Its so grimy, what did these people do to this?" Nothing Mark, absolutely nothing, that's the problem

[@sillydacialogan]

people do that because they probaly live in the town of "Muckingham", the town of muck

[@noelleholiday61]

@@sillydacialogan They also live next to a volcano so

[@torakunoichi]

So apparently there’s actually a specific way to dispose of volcanic ash, and it’s not with a power washer

[@PoisonedBerryAddict]

The Game Theory video on this (the first one) explains it

[@hdblackstudio]

Markiplier: "I will go to Mars even if I die!" Amy: "Mark... We have to talk" Chica: *Sad woof noise*

[@amibluez02]

*space is cool song intensifies*

[@AirLight1646]

He just wants to see if his body can handle it, come on man.

[@mouse122809]

Thanks, glad I wasn't the only one.He never gave any thoughts how she might take that😢 his love for space (with 99% death ☠️) is greater than his love for her or chica...

[@JustaWatcher769]

2:17 "if there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with like 100% chance of dying, from death by space. I would be first in line if they needed free volunteers, or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast"

[@SoupBoi96]

I love how Mark says he's never been meticulous about anything. and I JUST CAME OFF my rewatch of Raft where he spent entire episodes dedicated to the organization of everything lol.

[@mersonkrazyTV]

I just came off my rewatch of raft too! It's so funny XD

[@xdC33]

u CAME off to it?

[@DarthWeenus]

@@xdC33 SUS

[@alexsiemers7898]

The “””organization””” of everything

[@Starry_autistic]

IKR

[@spiritbuddy5208]

Mark: It’s like it wasn’t abused like some horrible van I know The barrel: Father…

[@Olivia_Dreamrider]

why have you betrayed me father

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

Ah yes. That video from [REDACTED]

[@the.muffin]

@@unfunnykhoi5913 ah yes [redacted]

[@deadbear2699]

@@unfunnykhoi5913 gotta love them [REDACTED] videos

[@autumn0-032]

it’s almost like he made said van a song

[@PurpleDropsOnRoses]

Alternate Title: “Mark is your dad for 36 minutes straight”

[@Softpaw1996]

disgusting considering the part about "getting in there"...

[@PurpleDropsOnRoses]

@@Softpaw1996 oh, no wait, no. I take it back! that’s not- that’s not what I meant (T^T)

[@micks5684]

hehe! definitely! getting all focused and determined to clean everything >.

[@sillybu22]

“SOMEDAY ILL BE ON YOU!” oh god this comment is so innacurate

[@PurpleDropsOnRoses]

@@sillybu22 yall i just meant dads are obsessed with power tools and the proper way to use them I SWEAR 😭😭😭

[@orcagoz2419]

"Get ready for a 10 part series of this." (11 parts later: "Hi, my name is markiplier..."

[@whitegoliath2557]

Sir My son is drowning please save him Mark: *"Well at least he's clean"*

[@jobmeems365]

Mark: “now back in the days we didn’t have a turbo nozzle cus we couldn’t afford it”

[@Dozeball]

It's the stone all over again!

[@JoeMama-cb1zw]

- the man who now owns FIVE OVENS

[@gyllenhaalic66]

That actually made me laugh out loud 😁

[@silverraxtus9622]

Shut up and take my like

[@stellaparry7878]

I love how Mark just keeps talking about the logistics and specs like he’s an actual power washer talking about the craft. Like with the different nozzles and fluids he feels very in his elements.

[@sunnyneonraye1459]

This is the episode that solidified to me that Mark has some major ADD behaviors. But also this is super soothing. "Red and green are for fools!" "I am back on the train that a true master uses ALL tools at their disposal!" Repeat ad infinitum.

[@mambleino8456]

hes been diagnosed with ADHD, so yes he does have some major ADD behaviors 😂

[@elizabethcutler7232]

I love how he literally drops everything, even his words, when he sees “Mars”. 😂

[@lynn4840]

"you do provide me with some stability, which i think is the purpose of cats." as a cat owner... yeah. :')

[@zandert6272]

My cat tells me when bedtime is...

[@skyriver9525]

As someone who grew up with 3 cats, and whose best friend was one of those said cats(who passed away 4 years ago 😢) Yes.

[@mammadragon2463]

As the owner of 3 cats, I can confirm this 👌

[@ashleybro6933]

Yeah x3

[@bugbear2357]

@@zandert6272 same. Mine shouts at me until I go to bed

[@azarinevil]

Mark: Is power washing a career? Me, having been a power washer: Yeah, but the pay usually sucks

[@greenninja9330]

How was being a machine that sprays water

[@theomiller3900]

it must be satisfying tho

[@scottwilliams1925]

the pay doesnt suck lol i make 50k a year pressure washing kitchen exhaust system

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@scottwilliams1925 I guess it depends on the area and job. It's kind of cool how varied things are :)

[@MynicknameisViolet]

It's also a sport

[@jonstarks7200]

23:27 As someone who recently power washed elk blood out of a truck bed, yes power washing blood is satisfying. And it also keeps people from bothering you at the car wash 😂

[@DarthFennec]

Mark: "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal." Mark later: "White and green are for fools, yellow and red are the only tools you need."

[@georage1982]

A bit after he’s like IM A FOOL I SHOULD USE ALL TOOLS

[@alecLogan]

“I have never been happier” Tactical Shovel: (collecting dust in a corner)

[@synobyte2123]

Amy and Chica: *collecting dust in a corner*

[@mwarren3372]

tactical shoval sim when

[@thetsubamehub2139]

SO HE CAN POWER WASH IT LATER! *HE’S A GENIUS!!!*

[@icedsouls6773]

power washing time.

[@icedsouls6773]

@Fred Brayan bet that’s where you’ll end up saying those idiotic things.

[@trentonadams2409]

"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Go ahead. I am sure none of us would mind it. You do you Markiplier. Whatever makes you happy, go ahead. I will be waiting for Part two. Enjoy.

[@sillicon8227]

Copied the top comment (it's 6 hours older). Actually, who cares. Take my like

[@yourson9800]

Yess I want more

[@IcedTAddict]

Everyone would watch that

[@VincentAzure]

I want House Part 2 more though tbqh

[@seaburn40]

Man, watching someone else have their first experience with this game is amazing. I’ve already played every single level released so far. Both in career and free-play, as well as the extras/all the challenges. Love it.

[@day9811]

Mark: "I've never been this meticulous about a game-" Me: *flashbacks to House Flipper*

[@liv_hann]

how do u get that heart?

[@RealValkor]

@@liv_hann he's a member of the channel.

[@amonque]

@@liv_hann just have to be a member

[@AirLight1646]

I wish he’d continue that series

[@iaml2348]

@@liv_hann pay

[@Oyasumiitoshiki]

Mark: "I only wish to clean you* The Crystal Dimitrescu in his pocket: >:(

[@mishyfushiko5175]

Cleaning Cristal Dimitrescu has a risk of breaking it, you know? Cristal is very fragile XD

[@godhasbeendeadforaverylongtime]

@@mishyfushiko5175 but that kind of cystal can survive shotgun blasts, lycans still drop crystal skulls even when there head gets destroyed

[@Cris999]

I think it’s nice to see Mark truly enjoying a game. Nothing scary or stressful, just something enjoyable for him. It’s good to see him happy and relaxed, he deserves it ☺️

[@greekgeek8284]

Maybe I’m biased, as someone who bleeds every month, but I truly do feel like power washing blood is a perfectly reasonable thing to want and not necessarily and indication of desire for people to be harmed

[@hajidle]

Coward

[@grass1413]

Me seeing Mark laugh at the start: "Oh boy, he's gone crazy again."

[@coolmarioland100robloxmine5]

Just imagine him cleaning Dimitrescus Castle with that thing

[@nickichambers9328]

Dang he'd have a LOT to do after my 100% achievement speedrun lol

[@Thedragonlover95]

Now that would be interesting to see

[@hahaimnotstraight]

I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT

[@grayanthony5167]

that's like Mark's wet dream

[@frugity9559]

@@isopodracer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@NyxKnight_]

Mark: Today we're playing Power Wa- *see's mars rover* Mark: *starts geeking out* Me: Love it.

[@RandomDude-yn3js]

Ah yes I must be the first reply

[@PoisonedBerryAddict]

"I don't see hatch..." "Hatch..." *"H* *a* *t* *c* *h* *..."* 7:00

[@Marfybaby]

“You can’t powerwash a hole into the surface of Mars!”

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

Doomguy, having already purchased an industrial-strength power washer and hooked it up to the BFG-9000: * BFG Division intensifies *

[@Ino_38]

The BFPW

[@twitteryloki4415]

Objective: power wash a whole into mars

[@theratwhospits]

Objective: Blow A Hole Into Mars

[@ademiravdic]

I understood that reference :D

[@christiansample6009]

"Get ready for a 10 part series." Mark, don't you tempt me with a good time

[@dson1923]

Don't threaten me with a good time - P!ATD

[@chrow1564]

"I HAVE A PRESSURE WASHER MARK" "wow" "AREN'T YOU EXCITED?"

[@greenteatoad6107]

*surrrreeeeeee-*

[@loganlee1355]

EEF

[@bootnoot8696]

I love power washing cats. The white nozzle removes the dirt. The green nozzle removes the fur. The orange nozzle removes the skin. The red nozzle removes the bone. The turbo nozzle removes the evidence.

[@Emmipants]

*"I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER!"* "Shhhh!" _whispers_ _"i bought a pressure washer"_ "Wow" "Are you excited?" "Sure"

[@carlyholgerson9199]

Saw this video and IMMEDIATELY looked for this comment

[@rebeccamurfitt299]

Mark had his nap

[@Ashley-ou1nr]

not me forgetting that isnt just a tik tok sound but mark's conversation LMAO

[@walmartdisposibleplasticbag]

Normal people when they first play a game: looks around Markliplier: has stroke

[@friedchicken1]

that's the first step to every new game

[@sezen2032]

Same goes to jay they both have stroke

[@bIuefox]

@Savetion ✈ 🏨 are you having a seizure do I need to call an ambulance

[@biogopher]

Mark : "Green and white are for idiots" Also Mark : *Immediately switches to green*

[@woollllllllow]

Can I have a time stamp of when this happened

[@jackal1467]

@@woollllllllow 17:36 :)

[@woollllllllow]

@@jackal1467 thanks!

[@ShinySahil]

"Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." he was right, we just got part 10

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: "Could powerwashing be a career?" Me, a professional detailer: "Yeah...it can be..."

[@sapphireclawe]

As a former car wash employee: depends on if you got hired full time or minimum wage part time... and your bosses.

[@chrisarbour]

@@sapphireclawe that's any job. Yours hours, money, coworkers and bosses can make it so different.

[@MrRedsjack]

@@sapphireclawe it's god damn power washing. You don't need a boss and coworkers. Be your own boss. That's the only way it is satisfying.

[@sapphireclawe]

@@chrisarbour Oh yeah, point being "be careful because the boss you wind up with may pull illegal shit because they want to save money" (happened to me at car wash job).

[@sapphireclawe]

@@MrRedsjack If you don't own a power washer, then you power wash at a car wash or something. Not everyone is that rich or able to power wash daily 8 hours a day excluding weekends.

[@blitzgamingstudios]

Mark: Can you imagine power washing blood? Thinking to myself: Yeah, that would be horrible! Mark: *Ohh that's gotta be so satisfying!*

[@LewisBowels]

Can confirm, though very odd thinking about during the time, it is satisfying...in a weird way. Worked for a landscaping company years ago and had to help pressure wash where someone jumped off of a bridge the night before onto a path.

[@puglordabove3070]

I've had to powerwash a concrete slab beneath a tree where my uncle cleans his hunting kills a few times, it's very satisfying to watch

[@liamsexistance385]

The pure child-like joy in Mark’s eyes when he realized he can power wash Mars was so cute 😭

[@thedogs6294]

power washing irl: so boring power washing in this game: I WILL GET EVERY SUBATOMIC PARTICLE OFF OF WHAT I'M CLEANING

[@mercy1894]

2022 NASA: announcing any volunteers to clean items on mars. Markiplier: 🙋🏻🧽

[@lillyandfriends7750]

-not- very funny

[@mercy1894]

@@lillyandfriends7750 didnt ask

[@jaseinight6386]

@@mercy1894 the not is crossed out so it supposed to be very funny

[@mercy1894]

@@jaseinight6386 my phone version would not let me see that 😶

[@kingcraftbruh]

@@mercy1894 you have one sad phone

[@datdragonboi9354]

Mark: *Gushing over Mars rover* “I only wish to clean you” Lady Dimidomtrescu: *angry tall power noises*

[@R421Excelsior]

I want to see a game where you powerwash lady Dimitrescu.

[@MaximillianRobesphere]

@@R421Excelsior Lady D-LC

[@xprincessxbreyennax4544]

All I can think about is Mark's lack of enthusiasm when Eef was playing with the power washer on [R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D]

[@angelskyy6574]

Fr ☠️ The whole video he was like: 😐

[@Tabi-Kun]

8 months ago, this masterpiece of a series started, and ended one month later… so now I’m gonna rewatch it all!

[@skwingy3959]

If you press “tab” you can highlight the dirt

[@nicrus27]

this needs more attention so mark can see it!!!

[@lucas_leoheart]

Also, if he can keep himself from spending with the soaps, he can also have enough money to buy the better ones

[@kendromeda42]

Also also, if you press "R" you can powerwash vertically which really helps in certain situations

[@narryatlas766]

"On the [REDACTED] channel." *_in the distance a chorus of cries from UA fans sound_*

[@vigorouslethargy]

Never forget. Memento mori.

[@kiyiirung]

memento mori

[@narryatlas766]

Memento Mori

[@akiera.annadc7377]

Memoto Mori

[@Mondayz408]

Memento mori

[@UllrT]

Mark: "I have NEVER been happier" Amy: "wow...."

[@Dinotron-rs4lu]

I mean space is space last time I checked Amy isn't space

[@UllrT]

@@Dinotron-rs4luI mean... There's a lot of ways to go about answering this nonsensical post, but given that it seems you can't even follow a logical progression of conversation, I'm gonna guess quantum physics would be well over your head.

[@mariomurcia7509]

@@UllrT sheesh narcissist much

[@leoprzytuac3660]

​@@UllrT I honestly can't tell if you took their answer too seriously or you're just taking the joke to a level of irony I can't even comprehend...

[@rafeikjalaham2878]

@@UllrT ok put down the thesaurus bud it’s KZbin not a spelling bee

[@zoeybow6897]

*Mark:* "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal, doesn't just relegate one tool for the job" *Me:* "And yet not that long ago he was talking about how it would be better if he had the turbo nozzle"

[@ariellehammonds2378]

Tip for Markiplier: When you're trying to find where that last little bit of dirt is, press Tab to show the dirt that's missing :)

[@okamimcegg]

"Ah, and they're drowning, so sad... but at least they're clean."

[@AirLight1646]

3 comments and they’re all from spammers

[@thesauce1803]

“Yellow is the only way to go” *me who power wash sidewalks for 2 years Yup

[@Cr00kedCreation]

Tell us your secrets!!!

[@PhoenixAriel]

hell yeah

[@sontalks]

Thanks for keeping the road that i usually walk upon and also not mind and likely forget clean!!!

[@RavynMad121]

I love how this early version of the game didn’t have the cat leaping away, and the whole mystery of the mayor’s missing cat isn’t a thing yet, so Mark has no way of knowing how special that sighting was XD

[@takimicha7291]

"White and green are for fools-" * uses green nozzle less than a minute later *

[@greentornadofx]

Well he wasn’t wrong lol

[@MasakoX]

Years ago, you said there was a 100% chance of dying from death by space. Now it's 99%. So there is a CHANCE NOW?!

[@therealCanimani]

Oh hey masako

[@iamrob2499]

Man I hate it whenever I die from death

[@funnyman10912]

Oh yes the 1% chance that you won't suffocate and have your eyes explode from their sockets like it's Total Recall!

[@zach_smith]

Oh I didn't expect to see Masako here, I love your videos!

[@ThatD1spynser]

"So you're saying there's a chance"

[@ferralfennin9672]

Mark: " I yearn for the call of the water" marks true inner Stan the water man comes out.

[@pauleracleous6705]

I didn't even watch the entire stan the water man vid XD

[@invaderaries7364]

Thank you for uploading this series back in July 2021 as it took my mind off the fact that I was forced to attend my dad's funeral and the events that transpired at the time (for context, my dad was abusive towards me and my sisters; also, the only good thing he and I had between us was gaming, which is why I took his PS3 and some of his games)

[@BenjaminS08]

taking the PS3 valid af hope ur okay tho ❤

[@beth_m]

"How am I breathing, anyway?" "Eh, it doesn't matter, I'm on Mars!" -Markiplier

[@killianrose8616]

Things mark once said: "The sound is girthy" "It really does it a god jobly" "

[@peanutbuttercookies84]

Mark being a space nerd is just so wholesome

[@Ever_2008_ARG]

18:56 "the ocean ain't the water's power" Tsunamis, rogue waves, hurricanes etc: are you sure about that

[@TheRogueWolf]

Mark, three hours later: "Hey guys, I terraformed Mars! Turned out there was just a bit of rust on it; power washed it right off!'

[@sleepykitty8918]

This deserves top comment of the day! Even with the meme format it's perfect!

[@angel-logic9102]

Lol