FIRST PERSON IMPOSSIBLE GAME | Instant Death

[@ilovemonkeys77]

“I will not flip out” Mark: *moose calls*

[@Trashproductions2]

“I will not flip out.” Mark: *flips out*

[@1818-i3r]

1818 Like

[@reallinkzilla8182]

Markiplyer.exe has stoped working

[@whyanime3051]

Haha

[@holeofdarn]

He's calling out to other females of his Moosiplier species. It is mating season, after all.

[@ajmock3531]

"Do you even know who I am??" "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS!!"

[@ryleemacdonald863]

if you go back, and You yourself count the ovens, there is more than 5. I was trying so hard not to laugh.

[@RuralNanoChao]

@@ryleemacdonald863 Mark said there were six ovens.

[@danyaljamil1677]

@@RuralNanoChao and over sixteen buckets!

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

😂😂😂

[@a_walking_mood6489]

IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS

[@TamiaTheNerd]

I love how Mark’s voice has such a broad range in key

[@raymanfreak7739]

Tamia The Nerd True that XD

[@ButtChugDoug66]

Oh

[@bri5033]

sriracha shrimp Oh?

[@puppymansue5270]

Now noticing?

[@Moros-fg8om]

Fangirling aren’t ya? Lmao

[@Holly-qp3fb]

Rules of the game * remember no checkpoints * Don't rage * Don't break your computer Mark: Ok * level 3 * Mark: * starts raging *

[@reallinkzilla8182]

It achually said don't flip out, he did no backflips, front flips,or side flips, so he is fine LOL

[@Cole_L]

@@reallinkzilla8182 actually*

[@pietroopendragon]

If a game states one of it's rules as "don't break your computer", it's suspucious as hell

[@Basicslag]

Holly Ham said nothing about throwing chairs

[@Bites_you]

Level 4

[@sigpotato]

''DO you even know who I am? My name is Markiplier and I- NO! NO PLEASE! UUUUUUUGH'' Markiplier, every time re underestimates a rage game.

[@pinkbrick]

Yes!! He does! Every time!

[@shellemills9220]

Riley Norling that is so true

[@finnbutfinn7029]

True

[@thethunderant9208]

My name is Markiplier and I have a dream

[@AcquireGirls]

Like it twernt nothin

[@onlyjayking6158]

At 5:56 I actually love for the fact he moved his head to dodge it, expecting it to make a difference lmaoao

[@guydudething2795]

I Do that all the Time

[@ayberkkurucay7760]

@@guydudething2795 ikr its a gamer classic

[@ragemagicyt3228]

It does

[@arrowinthegeek]

that's the only way to go

[@JinxDaCat]

Its just like pressing the buttons harder because it deals more damage

[@meltdownofminds1321]

It really does look like a 3-d version of the world's hardest game

[@Benny_Speaks]

I was thinking the same thing bro

[@torresluciano4336]

you don't need to start at lv1 each time you die

[@humanperson8903]

Steve Rogers it you don’t start at level 1

[@humanperson8903]

Steve Rogers you start at the beginning of the level

[@ATalkingBadger]

No shit, it's supposed to.

[@lemo8986]

"Games that claim to be hard arent hard" Mark, explain Getting Over It with Bennet Foddy then

[@everythingthrice]

Getting over it is easy

[@endmepleaseoml7333]

@@everythingthrice yeah ok buddy

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@everythingthrice it is... at one point... as you know... the game it's hard... but mostly because the same player does take the hard way... this games are harder... because they are made with clunky mechanics and because they tend to do it the hard way... a fun game... yet one that abuse power

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

Hard? Not necessarily, depending on how you go about it. Annoying as fuck? Your goddamn right.

[@stephenkrahling1634]

@@everythingthrice the game has a 6.8% completion rate, roughly only 1 in 14 people actually finish the game after buying it, and it's a game that it's entire point and only enjoyment comes from finishing it

[@heroxbeast1]

Markiplier: Easy, Easy! 2 seconds later: * Screams*

[@noriakibee6616]

Hero X Beast lol

[@marlizaislife4098]

**KiNkY**

[@frecklecraft]

XD

[@Patrick-wc8lt]

Geometry dash but without the geometry or epic music

[@GhostR7]

Markiplier: It's easy! *5 mins later* Mark-o-War: FFFFUUUUUUUUU!!

[@fivenightsatfreddy2940]

OMFG YAAASSSS

[@De414Work]

Exactly what I was thinking haha

[@hahrf_0149]

Triple 6 likes... *hmmmm*

[@ThatWeeb-du7bw]

LOL my favorite part was “AHHHHH! I don’t think the screaming is helping, but I like it...AHHHHH!”

[@dahlia.1209]

Same.😂

[@amaroandrestorresrubilar1984]

3:38?

[@amaroandrestorresrubilar1984]

4:58?

[@hannahjohnson2602]

I th ink he jumps an octave each time🤣

[@ektoplzzm520]

U mean woooooooo

[@nathanielreeves2384]

Mark: OMG YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME A CHANCE Me: just stop running at full speed

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

Truee😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@ethanlauder4887]

Mark rages. Me: "You can stop, you know".

[@tymcmahon5904]

He should do a worlds quietest let’s play on this game

[@unikittylover23akavocaloid32]

But with Blameitonjorge!!

[@saintdick2375]

He needs to do a world's quietest let's play with getting over it

[@thebeast7125]

@@saintdick2375 he did

[@saintdick2375]

@@thebeast7125 for real?? 😂😂 how did I missed that?? 😂😂😂

[@MikasMeme]

@@saintdick2375 How did you miss English

[@kittenwispy]

*Dies Immediately* Okay, What was that?! _"Death."_ What kind?! _"Instant."_

[@hanenwang2763]

Rick and morty reference?

[@americancheese9103]

GLaDOS Obviously?

[@ion_propulsion7779]

I see you are a person of intellegence as well

[@jacobrichardson9137]

But there was no noise he just died

[@floofyart__]

HAHHA YES

[@marleigh5606]

“Easy peasy” *dies instantly*

[@theaussiebogan9680]

Thats our mark. To do any different would signify.... an imposter!

[@qualitypudding]

Oh hi

[@ryannallen4795]

Yup that's good old Mark

[@genericchannelname4110]

7:50 What is thaaat?! WHAT IS THHHAAAEET? That’s spin, Mark. You know, the thing you were complaining about not being in the level. You got what you wanted.

[@EstivalEquinox]

This might be a good world's quietest lets play for you Mark.

[@mossymoss1352]

EstivalEquinox YES

[@winnie_the_bleh]

YES

[@mia-on6dx]

EstivalEquinox YES

[@purpleskittlzz5040]

*getting over it

[@ghggh4368]

EstivalEquinox .jj

[@firockfinion3326]

If this video is any indication, Mark's last words will be something like, "that's safe" before walking himself right into death.

[@kay3729]

Firock Finion This can't be any truer 😂👌

[@storyshiftchara3314]

Firock Finion lol

[@Wildcat8111]

Firock Finion True. XD

[@JJScene]

Or, he'll push himself too far on something and end up getting himself killed.

[@optimus2008]

"So the first night is usually not that bad in any of the games, so-"

[@sebYB67]

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa HEY whoa whoa whoa whoa - easy, easy, like it 'tweren't nothing, like it 'tweren't - NOOOOOOO" -Markifart, 2018

[@elove4997]

What an amazing quote! Truly inspiring, I shall follow this as my most core value throughout my entire lifetime.

[@mr.mystery5995]

Markiplier: How am I still alive? The game: you died 24 times.

[@pocket_squid]

Mark, as a game designer myself I can tell you that a lot of Indie platformers use a Raycast system, that is a method of collision detection which checks directly below the center of the player object. As a result, you can be standing with thew edge of you collision on a pillar or platform but jumping won't work right because there's nothing directly below the center of the player. That's likely why you fell a lot in the pillar levels.

[@justinsaunders5504]

Very true haha

[@edwardnoe788]

My brain hurts

[@elove4997]

You learn something everyday!

[@forestfire9508]

to much to absorb... make it simple

[@pocket_squid]

Forest Fire Basically the game draws a line below the center of the player. If that line hits something, then it tells the game that you are standing on ground, therefore you can jump. If your standing on the edge of a platform so that there's nothing below your center then the game thinks there's no ground and that you can't jump.

[@snarkventuregaming4746]

"I don't think the screaming helps but I like it" Markiplier 2018 That plus moose mating calls... Well this got oddly sexual.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

snarkventuregaming _Kinky._

[@jamescook3271]

Only if your a moose.

[@snarkventuregaming4746]

I dunno, did you check to make sure you aren't one? :)

[@hannaholsen8281]

Best come back that iv seen in a long while

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

+snarkventuregaming Yes, and the problem is?

[@pikapunchgamer9532]

At least you don't have to start at lv1 each time you fail ^.^

[@bendrowned7713]

PikaPunch Gamer true Commenting late af because I have nothing else to do :,D

[@KrYpTiiC_]

BEN drowned same

[@MysticMae21]

That's what I thought was going to happen. Lol

[@Darkshade_01]

PikaPunch Gamer your profile pic is the most cutest thing I've ever seen chu deserve a cookie and milk cx

[@Darkshade_01]

River Last Name like in get over it (or was it called getting over it? )

[@cookiecrumbles8280]

Game: you don't get any checkpoints. "reaches end of level gets checkpoint" "hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[@renathedigimon8141]

Looks like the game creator lied in a way~

[@sweetpoisonberry2796]

thats what i thought too

[@ruesylvester]

but there's no checkpoint in any of the levels

[@flamethedragon3524]

It means in the levels

[@batmanbarlow829]

That's what I was thinking

[@lyfetv6587]

My kitten gets so concerned with every time he screams

[@ilyneva]

😂😂😂 that's adorable

[@welchsgum7195]

Kitten is not scared, kitten is *fearless* . I think the kitten might not understand that it’s in your phone/ laptop and wants to comfort him.

[@Dracophile7]

Mark: AAAAAAAUUUGHRFHHCHHGFHCFHGCHCG Cat: mrew?

[@notroxa]

KT Belle my cat just curled up and took a nap at his screams

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

I thought you said kitchen, and I thought "Well that's weird, I thought toilets were the only inanimate objects that screamed at people"

[@nathanmarshall4182]

He sweats when he rages. That's when you know its genuine.

[@mariahupperman1491]

Nathan Marshall by

[@lj990]

How do u tell when he sweats?

[@r.j.penfold]

Oh boy... This game is called Instant Death and Mark is playing? Time to lower my volume and get ready for some Rageiplier

[@riocarneisgay1050]

R.J. Penfold makes slurp noise

[@winnie_the_bleh]

saaaaame im gonna go get some popcorn

[@sebYB67]

More like Moosiplier.

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

@@winnie_the_bleh Nah, get the rage popcorn top hat thing! Remember? From Doraemon? No one? Alright...

[@ethanchapman2734]

2:28 Mark: okay that's safe. Also Mark: Dies instantly.

[@KillerHacking1212]

*Everyone lets get mark to play:* *Fade to Silence* Looks like it would be a great game for mark to do a lets-play to! *Thumbs up*

[@ashleyrandall6537]

IDK wat that is but I don't get a crap/shit

[@Rowland4825]

he'd cream the hole time

[@Sakura-O_O-Knight]

ya we should get him to play that

[@DarkCrimson957]

Even better, make it the world's 6th quietest let's play and be as 'Silent' as possible eh?

[@aurasushii3676]

Navarone957 Yeah!

[@emivan60]

*my mom was like wtf are you watching cuz Mark keeps moaning😂😭*

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

"Nothing mom, just watching a fully grown man moaning at a computer. He does it all the time"

[@Justin-tp1mx]

ever hear of earbuds

[@sourhill2292]

Why is it bold?

[@xneonisneonx]

"faster cubes FASTER CUBES"- Markiplier

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

“ AOOOOHHHH...... Oh Of course I choke”

[@LipSyncLover]

mark's vocal range never ceases to amaze :P

[@andrewbartunek6425]

Mark: You think you can mess with the likes of me? Game: Hold my beer

[@victorcallender1311]

😀😀🤣🤣

[@Kentokoru]

*hold my red cubes*

[@lindsay5800]

Chair survived, mouse/controller survived and no drinks spilled. I'm proud of you Morp.

[@halleelu]

Mark- I don’t see no SPIN *comes up on spinning part* Mark- what is THAT

[@DirectionallyChallenged]

I'm not playing this game, ever. You see my name? You think I can do a maze WITH A DEATH LASER!?

[@miishoogaming9641]

literally same though

[@aidanking996]

Same

[@jedrhoades9192]

This is the best comment ever.

[@tomthestone1470]

It,says “I’m a masochist”

[@xlr8tion79]

Just watching it caused me rage

[@Tommygun-zc8nm]

8:14 "I don't think the screaming's helping, but I LIKE IT!"

[@dre160]

I want this animated

[@maxstenzel718]

Same

[@snowstorm02]

I see an animation in the future... And another RAGE COMPILATION😂😂😂😂😂

[@konwix.a8556]

7:02 Screaming Like in Horror Movie 2000s Global Actrice 2000s and Screaming in The British TV Show Without A Trace (Parking Underground)

[@D-Man_Jam]

Marki-Moose.

[@KaiTheMemeKing]

Moosiplier

[@holeofdarn]

1:24 "I tripped my massive balls over that one." You're not Tom Nook, Mark!

[@theboogeyman2590]

Me: **sees the terms and conditions at the beginning** Me: *ohh no*

[@victoriawaters2618]

"FIRST TIME BABY!!!" *dies immediately*

[@twilightparanormalresearch186]

Victoria Waters basically

[@jeovelitotorres7056]

Terms and conditions: "Wont destroy my computer mouse in the process" lol .

[@Jessica-kj4dj]

I didn't know it was moose mating season Mark. . .

[@aidanking996]

Not good knows when it's just scereming in every video I watch

[@squigidiki]

-moose calls-COME TO MES!

[@meteorcrash1529]

4:57 Mating CALL FROM MARKIMOOO. (Watch this in sped 0.25 for FUN!!)

[@miguelrodrigues4944]

I love it! I can’t stop hearing his mating call and dying laughing in the same Tim. God my face is full of tears of so much laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielmallory4687]

More like 10:00

[@CH-zw4jz]

Mark at the begin of the game: “this is easy” Mark at the end: “as you can see this very difficult” Lmaoooo

[@chicanugget5674]

I love how it counts up your deaths so we can see how many takes of you dying you've cut out

[@rosalieangevine866]

" this isnt so bad " *-thats what you said about getting over it-*

[@taeseanevans3004]

He broke the first rule

[@Retrowt]

Never talk about instant death?

[@Blupix]

​@@Retrowt nice fight club reference

[@-v4412]

I wasn't watching the video but I was listening and its actually way more hilarious than watching Lmao

[@frecklecraft]

Haha, then you're basically listening to him scream for 13 minutes straight xD FaAbLoUS👌

[@samridhsharma416]

@@frecklecraft Not just any scream. *THOSE* kind of screams.

[@Rip-oz9sc]

"Big Hairy Babaganush" Wot

[@Hyena_Tron]

That is a reference to MXC if I'm not mistaken.

[@bigbruhtheory4530]

Lucca Pellegrini I read "Big Hairy Babaganush" just as mark said it!!! Lol😁😁😁

[@Rip-oz9sc]

Yea, that usually happens to me

[@joshuaaguilar7707]

When he said moose mating noises I lost my shit in laughter

[@bendrowned7713]

Got Gaming, same lmao

[@howtheheck8639]

“Okay that’s safe” *dies*

[@Hyopomora]

Mark: well this isn’t so bad Me: Famous last words?

[@blue1601]

*Watches an ad about happiness " Welcome to instant death !"☺☺

[@theaussiebogan9680]

*sounds like something from a novel about a distopian future*

[@jessicabarrett2740]

Mark: “ this is the easiest game I’ve ever played” *Dies immediately*

[@FilmBucket]

"easiest thing ive ever seen" *3 seconds later* *YOU'RE DEAD*

[@alexhancu969]

"Welcome to Instant death." OH what a way to start a video

[@kyleeoof6537]

"Lets go, first try baby'' marks last words

[@wolgoon]

When he’s calm he has a deep voice, but when he gets triggered then his voice gets high enough to break eardrums and the sound bearer.

[@elove4997]

Or the ear drums OF the sound barrier!

[@venn6196]

Carley Caldwell that’s what I was gonna say

[@lucasquinn1645]

trigger is a legitimate psychological term used to describe something thay sets off someone's ptsd usually. it does mean someone got annoyed :/

[@venn6196]

Lucas Quinn it’s not usually ptsd that’s just how it’s put into movies and that kind of stuff. The “trend” of people saying when they get annoyed or frustrated with something, I personally find stupid, and I’m confused about why it’s used, just like when people say “that gave me cancer”. It’s usually the cause of someone indirectly making fun of something, as I have found but more recently it’s just been used as a more casual thing which I find sad.

[@hatstorm1097]

Mark: “Today I’m playing this game that’s not a rage game.” His computer: “Yay!” Game: is a rage game Mark: Moose Calls His Computer: “Please... help...” *sobs*

[@tripleshits]

This is literally "the hardest game in the world" in 3D

[@certifiedbruhmomentum9989]

Tyler Plett finally! Someone knows!

[@LunaWitcher]

I thought that too, it's too much of a coincidence

[@EvilBrit89]

'Dancy music intensifies'

[@clarkesylvester4255]

He was so confident in the beginning

[@Gigglehoundz]

I laughed the whole time mark, Only few people achieve that thanks

[@brittanypanda9348]

1:05 "this isnt that hard..." 3:10 "AGH COME ON" It was at this point mark realized he made a grave mistake.

[@Chill-Noob1]

He said *this isn't so bad*

[@ultravioletray1723]

Here’s how it starts: “Ohhh it’s so easy!” How it ends: “WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!”

[@fellowdegenerate6190]

I HAVE FAMILY *barley escapes death* easy, easy

[@RandomPerson-pp7ti]

Thank God all the barley survived. I hope the wheat and oats survived, too.

[@asrielthemad5361]

Man I just hope the starches are okay

[@Wongcsable]

How bout flour?

[@dawnpowers7626]

"You have to promise not to destroy your computer." Sounds like the perfect game for Mark. BUT he did a lot better than I thought he would, frenzy-wise

[@kinggamer072]

Mark:easy peasy Me:clenches every time he has a near miss

[@makicheese123]

High pitched screeching: Markiplier 2018

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Purple Rose *markiplier 2014-2018 (the age of FNaF to now)

[@thegoldenmaskxd1971]

CrankiBlue Angel more like the death of FNAF

[@mikahan00]

Mark : *screams* - I don’t think the screaming’s helping, but I like it - *screams* 😂😂

[@pranav3022]

Markiplier: Do you even know who I am? I am Markiplier! Block: And I don’t care *kills*

[@couchgaming216]

Marks rage lvl Lvl 1: screams no 50 time's Lvl 2: laughing at himself for being dumb Lvl 3: hi pitch voice Lvl 4: wants to kill himself Lvl 5: crys

[@wormthejay2851]

Ah I’m currently on lvl 3

[@seymaklc7308]

I was watching Marks old videos and this video came, I'm so happyyyy

[@brittanylee4710]

Mark i love ur vids I suffer from (SAD) separation anxiety disorder and when I’m alone I watch you and I feel better :3

[@michaelanthonyyu5179]

You need to make some friends then,if you can't, that means we have the same problem

[@brybaby141]

Someone needs to make an animation strictly surrounding Mark's screams throughout this game. 😂

[@assassincharmander390]

brybaby141 So the entire episode :p

[@dennisryan1812]

Mark: where is the laser *silence* and then he dies Me: WOW MARK WOW

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Yeah, and he already had all of the orbs but still *went back* to look for the laser...

[@greenzie7099]

"I don't care if screaming is helping but I like it" . Yeah Mark

[@poptobi1375]

Can we please have a compilation of mark just making moose noises

[@kaleashephard5158]

It's like every time he dies, a little peace of his soul dies with it.

[@leanderbrandle2476]

Mark: *screams* Mark 5 seconds later: “that was easy” Mark another 5 seconds later: *more screaming*

[@smallmacc5475]

*five disturbing images taken seconds before disaster* Mark: this isn't so bad...

[@redwiddow4483]

Who else is watching this just to see if he gets as mad as he did with “getting over it”

[@katelyn13579]

“I don’t know how I’m alive” -markiplier 2018 Also me when I’m having a mental breakdown

[@Katatopianos]

At the beginning “so easy”, later “urrr ashhh God damn it”. By the end “crying”

[@justin2308]

I like how Mark blames the game yet several times he just doesn't jump when he's supposed to.

[@freedom-P]

Justin Williams you know several means roughly a couple, so basically you are saying "lol mark died a few times on this hard game he never played before"

[@justin2308]

Freedom Sampognaro Oh, well, sorry. To me it sounded like he blamed the game at least 10 times at the start. XD

[@freedom-P]

That's still not alot

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

@@freedom-P No, what he's saying is he finds it funny that Mark is blaming the game when it's his fault for not jumping

[@jamesmorrell129]

Playing this red-green colorblind is the worst

[@alexisuribevazquez9038]

Today I learned that when you say easy peasy lemon squeeze squeezing a lemon is pretty hard especially if you get it I your eye

[@W0nkkee]

I don’t understand how his voice can be so deep and the next second it sounds like my chewaua squealing

[@huevo3455]

chewaua

[@maddogmadison6379]

Chihuahua, you’re welcome

[@mysoup]

Dude the music's neat

[@TravisPlushProductions]

Somebody toucha my spinghet

[@Abomenation95]

Travis Plush Productions wrong channel

[@randomweeb9179]

Viscorgon what do you mean wrong channel?

[@Jessens98]

I lost it there XD

[@GlassEyes268]

The meme is dead let it die in peace!

[@uzfe4828]

Viscorgon huh?

[@apollojustice5338]

Seeing him fail constantly sends an unsettling feeling down my spine every time.

[@anthonyleininger7127]

alt title : an agressive man child disobeyes the number 1 rule of a vedio game and is gunna cry of rage

[@sebYB67]

Moosiplier, *ACTIVATE!*

[@randomweeb9179]

Mark: All I got to do is across the pillars, like a- Me: *_butterfly_* Mark: Bwas Me: Close enough

[@headraline]

as far as "rage" games go, this is at least doable, with enough attempts to memorize some things. I like it.

[@awakendreamer8841]

*"I Will Not Flip Out"* Markiplier 10 minutes later: 9:40

[@rofeldov.marcossiii6740]

😂😂😂🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴

[@gamingfox9934]

*and here in his natural habitat we see the exotic, Markimoose, calling out for a mate...or constipation...or both*

[@serge263]

It's constipation.

[@mksango9]

*Moose mating calls. Sam Winchester appears*

[@jackthetwisted1998]

Serina Bloodmoon HOTTY ALEART

[@aidanking996]

Ender guy that just sounds wrong!!!

[@mksango9]

I think he meant Sammy

[@aidanking996]

i now I just every one at my school is saying stuff about mark some really wrong stuff

[@mksango9]

That's disgusting.

[@kibuni5820]

the king of rage playing a rage game

[@scottdelity5188]

I expected Bennett foddy commentary at some point hahahah