RETURN OF THE RAGE | I May Die

[@Cassidiel]

“Life is not the live that I did” -famous last words

[@WillShakes423]

Spoken by the great Markimoo.

[@autumnmickelson3561]

Mark: My eyes have never been this open in my entire existance! Me: *looks up at face cam* Mark: squinting.

[@BloodyMobile]

He's half-asian (if I remember right) so he can do that xD

[@Iseelivepeople]

*half Korean Lol not to be rude, sorry!😆

[@sethtischler7906]

i saw that too

[@dominicstewart2534]

@@Iseelivepeople isn't Korea located somewhere in asia

[@Iseelivepeople]

@@dominicstewart2534 don't think so but I could be wrong

[@sebYB67]

7:02 "Aah, I shouldn't have Gandhi!!" -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2017

[@papapiggie6697]

sebYB67 I

[@merwolvesunited4559]

His middle name is Edward?

[@kkmeowy]

sebYB67 I screen shotted this so I didn't forget his full name XD

[@psssantosh]

whos gandhi!? :)

[@merwolvesunited4559]

p.s.s. santosh, Ghandi is a historical figure.

[@magegammer4879]

mark gets better at games the more he screams

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

You were the top comment on a markiplier video. Good job :)

[@TheNewGuy69s]

He must be the super saiyan of video games then😅

[@austinpayne1406]

Nothing compared to when he played "getting over it." Now that's pain and rage.

[@terror1974]

It’s the equivalence of pressing the remote button harder so it can work lol

[@nathanielkregel1732]

Hes like an anime protag

[@evilboobookin8970]

You know what would be cruel? *If you had a limited amount of lives.*

[@RevaliRavioli]

*Memories of Super Pig return*

[@samuraisharkie]

Evil Boobookin DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

*YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL*

[@9Emo9Love9]

I'd like to see that, but maybe as a different mode for people who like to torture themselves.😂

[@iAmDru12]

Evil Boobookin even worse, you have a limited amount, and they don't tell you that

[@FreyFire]

"Life is not the live that I did" ~Markiplier 2017~ 9:47

[@frodoswaggins5358]

"Bang and i'm dead" -Markiplier 2017

[@meaganmartin7783]

11:35 "My eyes have never been this open in my entire existence" - Markiplier 2017

[@HanSanwich]

Still doesn't beat "oh no, their heads are rolling to the back of their eyes."

[@alyssia-faye2086]

Meagan Martin After that.. AIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAI...

[@annadufour6800]

lol

[@AlexK-sk4qb]

As he's squinting.

[@TheRogueKiwi]

“Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake”

[@swatchtoast]

9:12 Mark: Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake Me: YA THINK?

[@atrane365]

The Dragon Queen987 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH WARFSTACHE

[@Liam-qj8ti]

The Dragon Queen987 He said that when exactly when I read this. Why does this happen so often?

[@ekavirsingh4189]

The Dragon Queen987 a

[@babytolove2005]

The Dragon Queen987 Wilford warfstache don't take no shit from nobody!

[@M18-x5f]

The Dragon Queen987 I

[@url0calsimp_simp311]

I feel dumb for not noticing how many weird sounds mark makes while playing games

[@WarCriminal-y1u]

Eh, its what mark is known for.

[@domonotell9290]

The Samirah Show your also pretty deaf if you couldn't hear them too

[@bozzykinz]

How?? Lol

[@andresviramontes8534]

The Samirah Show its not like anyone doesn't do wierd noises while they play

[@Mr12Relic]

Try writing the captions. You'll learn quick.

[@notsuspiciousclive545]

"Life is not the live that I did" -Markiplier 2017

[@woogs9726]

Joshua Lee lmao

[@Sir_Steven]

"Aef ueaath buh life ithaae aaahg" -Markiplier 2017

[@woogs9726]

Rachna Krishnani Joshua lee is my other acc XD

[@user-tm5wz4fd2b]

What does that even mean!?XD

[@notsuspiciousclive545]

Draw something dunno what it means but it makes perfect sense.

[@Eishinryujoe]

Mark: “Missed me hehehe ... douche.” Eye: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”

[@supasanic9068]

Underrated comment

[@SleppyLeBo]

I'm not crying... I-I just have something in my targeting system!

[@cjearnest203]

AUTG yay

[@dappermallardstudios4967]

i laughed so hard when he said "because i dont look with my eyes i only look with my mouth because i talk about how great i am" "AND IM GREAT!"

[@lordaniolist]

"I used to be a gummy bear like you, until I took an urk the face."

[@ericbott514]

Everything went downhill after that urk to the face...

[@bubble_rosa69]

Lord Aniolist s k y r I m

[@kurookami2579]

It's a skyrim reference

[@leyspun]

This comment ... irks me I'm sorry

[@kellybills2987]

Knee, not face.

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

I feel like "The Rage" should replace Darkiplier. I mean it's much more evil.

[@malaysiarae]

Sophie B but Rage would be 2× as evil if it partnered with Darkiplier

[@augustburnett5771]

Rageiplier and Darkipler: The Most Evil Duo of All Time

[@malaysiarae]

August Burnett Imagine the skits

[@sebYB67]

The level of squeakage in this video... So much squeakage.

[@jamesbowdenclassics]

sebYB67 Squeakyplier

[@rickandmorty7799]

sebYB67

[@AlohaFourpeaks_]

yes

[@myadavisloolooland8447]

HAHAHA

[@SirrSmirksalot]

My theatre teacher came up with the name for her book. "'Put that cinder block down!', 'Get your hands out of his armpits!', and other things you never thought you'd say as a teacher."

[@GaarasBloodRose]

I want to read that book

[@durpddurke4633]

The rage is what feeds us Markimoo fans For it is the thing that makes us come back Alongside the screams, the squeals and the "ACK!"s Although some, when hearing rage, will wet their pants The torture, the horror, the puzzles, and high roads It's like Mark is going the way of the dodos But the one thing that makes him scream to death Is telling everyone to "F***ING GO LEFT!!!" I am bread I am dread I am your nightmares Now go to bed But then there's a satisfying "OOOHHH!!!" And us who feed on rage shall scream NOOOO And then Mark will sound like he needs some rest Oh wait there's a replay button _Ohhh yess..._ *Still can't believe I got 200 likes in about an hour*

[@taichikamiya4883]

Da Dragon Durp I just noticed that the multiplayer has jack and his septic eye with him

[@acatgif]

Da Dragon Durp You got that right!

[@dp2989]

Da Dragon Durp We feed on rage... That sounds way not in context when you put it in that way...

[@ssjchris3090]

Cringe.

[@MrSikthy]

MARK RAGETHON XD

[@enbyfabulosity2521]

10:00 Ahaahaha, skyrim reference. "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

[@CraftMaster38003]

At least I ain't the only one...

[@nightshadewinter6915]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one.

[@AnnoyinglyFast]

Werewolf Lover Obvious Skyrim reference is obvious.

[@papyruscoolchannel2022]

He was a Knife but then he took a knee to a nazi ... wait did I mess that up

[@tvg2848]

I used to be you like an adventurer, then I took a knee in the arrow.

[@JamesyHerald]

Famous Last Words: "Life is not the live that I did."

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

JamesyHerald I read that just as he said that

[@JamesyHerald]

@Kate Winchester™ Haha #Nostradamus

[@maddcausebad2207]

“Welcome to, I May Die” me every time I go to school..............

[@melaputri113]

Mark, list of things you said you were going to do/continue: -Pole dancing -One shot -Dream daddy -Crash bandicoot -Pineapple pizza -West of loathing My personal reminder: Little nightmare dlc

[@jackg8150]

I am surprisingly desperate for another pole dancing video XD

[@Martian_Manhunter_01]

He said he’ll do a pole dancing video when Tyler’s knee feels better.

[@damonb2000]

You forgot SCP: Containment Breach......... the reason i subbed him a few years ago!!! -.-

[@nicdunn5001]

Damon Black Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Though I subbed cause I think he's hilarious. I subbed a few years back also. But I miss SCP Containment Breach.

[@phanicatthetwentynepentato2633]

Mela Putri he didn't finish riddle transfer about a year ago and I'm still salty about it

[@thenumberquelve158]

"Daaaaaaaah you didn't need to miss me, I missed myself." That's a great line ^^

[@imnotsuspiciousshh]

"Life is not the live that I did" It's official. These are going to be my last words.

[@alyssia-faye2086]

Good thing about last word's is, that no one can ever put a copyright strike on them. Or maybe they can.. but what are they going to do about it, Mia Yuki, when the sayer is dead. Fun fact!

[@aariz_khan]

00:06 there's Sam.. And apparently Antisams everywhere...

[@belladowell2185]

u noticed that too

[@milkman4224]

Aariz Khan haha yep

[@peacedude343]

someone should count how many times markiplier said yee in this video

[@TDR9k]

I even seen a jacksepticeye he should play this with mark like if u agree

[@lisaandtruen5410]

. Aariz Khan iqeeoii

[@aaronkarma8681]

Calling my eyes targeting systems from now on

[@oliverspencer3835]

I was feeling really depressed today and I watched this video. it made me laugh and really brightened my day up. love you Mark 💗

[@dorianavelar7796]

🧢🧢🧢

[@Danob469]

Awww , how are you now ?

[@oliverspencer3835]

@@Danob469 I honestly don't remember writing this comment, haha! I'm still kinda struggling, but pushing through :-) I am feeling a lot more confident in myself since writing the original comment, so that's a good thing

[@aaelr.740]

@@oliverspencer3835 Hope you're doing a little better! Have a good day :)

[@mack9885]

19:45 I literally died with laughter

[@lunatheluma3804]

The multiplayer had a septic Sam on it

[@caseythompson5246]

dagamerguyofawesome it’s a sign

[@darkwolf3438]

dagamerguyofawesome an jacksepticeye

[@renboyum]

dark wolf His name is Septiceye Sam.

[@logansmith2916]

a jacksepticsign

[@destruction2698]

What could this mean

[@JebediahsLab]

"Life is not the live that I did" ~ Markiplier, 2017

[@KanetheSpaceWolf]

You made it to the Mun Jeb?

[@Slayer83629]

11:33 someone make a remix of that

[@madsaffron]

It's twenty past one in the morning but that ain't stopping me from watching Mark!

[@megedwards8259]

....twenty...one............pilots

[@tessm6616]

Hello possible fellow Australian

[@soup8946]

Madeleine Ashdown SAME!!!!!!

[@trashcan5466]

Madeleine Ashdown it's 11:53 AM where I am

[@Alex-hf2ki]

It's 11 where I am

[@guillaumecomeau9436]

"You didn't have to miss me! I missed myself!" Markimoo, 2017

[@marceive_9106]

5:10 Steinlaw hand hand always has the shooty eye eye. Like every other boss in gaming history pulling shit from out of nowhere.

[@sakuraogami6885]

"My eyes have never been this open in my entire existence!" wow mark wow is that a korean joke wow

[@xenolizardz]

Goku Black XD

[@Johnaii_Steck]

,,What is with you? Get some esehhehajsufhuidani eeee eee, the eye thing."

[@june-vz4rm]

That's a very strange conclusion to be coming to so quickly.

[@georgehumphreys1105]

He says with his eyes half closed...

[@InnerRise]

Is he Korean?

[@jacquelinechristine4380]

the "why am I so greedy!?" had me laughing

[@christineberardicurti6840]

Jacqueen 17 😂 LOL me too!!!!

[@Gryphonzwing]

I find it funny that the eyes do "Contact" damage.

[@rayzzonngaming]

High class cancer here XD

[@dronkusdonkus9190]

Gryphonzwing they dont though...

[@ussxrequin]

The eye happened to fire when he touched it. The bear's hitbox is actually pretty big.

[@Inkaloo]

First eye contect xd

[@sketchy.chickk]

17:39 he thought he was gonna get away 😂😂😂

[@LoringSol]

I know XD that part was hilarious.

[@henrobenenzo]

Someone needs to make a remix of "Oh, Oh, Oh!", "Yahhhh!!!", and all the other ways Mark expresses 'I'm dying!'

[@deadclock_ghost]

"Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake". WHaaaaaaT? NOOOOoooooooo..........!!!!

[@loogiw2163]

"I shouldn't be Ghandi." -Markiplier 2017

[@PostModernToast]

Whenever the bear jumped on the spring, I couldn't hear anything but Yoshi in Super Mario Galaxy 2

[@toxicrivenmain6637]

same

[@PostModernToast]

I was just about to make a comment about this, damn you past me!

[@happywinterbears]

4 videos later.... Who killed Markiplier?

[@sylviasketches]

ToasterDraws Nice one, dude

[@ershnuff]

Markiplier is in fact, dead. After the hiatus ended he was replaced by Mark Fischbach, who only does heavily edited vlogs.

[@cy2859]

lol

[@miaskarma2342]

Crumppe XD

[@nightmarefnaf4718]

ershnuff no

[@killme1724]

Does anyone else remember slendytubbies 3?it fully came out mark played the demo 2 years ago please play the rest of the game

[@kakejelly1]

The " don't you worry about blank let me worry about blank" is a reference to futurerama

[@DatDudeAlek]

I love this game! It does have a lot of rage, but a lot of cute awesomeness as well!

[@DatDudeAlek]

Also: 4:28 that comment about turning french to run away faster xD Had me laughing hard, sorry french people!

[@azuresea7183]

13:35 No don't burn my butt. Then it proceeds to burn his head. Lolz 😂

[@stxrki]

My mom came in my room at the time 9:44 on this video 😂

[@rhyst6997]

😂😂

[@xryeau_1760]

XD How'd she react?

[@stxrki]

Xryeau _ she just walked out my room 😂

[@dinosoares2145]

Mark: I imagine it's complete death (falls down the void) Me: perfect timing

[@thedoodes5134]

“My eyes have never been open wider in my entire existence” *The Bite of 87*

[@harpavian]

Watching Mark laugh and watching Mark rage both manage to make me happy even though they're /exact opposites/

[@emmixo]

'Just to make sure you get the ROYAL dickage treatment!' Is that some sort of royal fucking I haven't heard about?

[@eatyou_5514]

Mark: AWW Shit I missed a coin, oh well gotta go back Me:...

[@eatyou_5514]

Yes.. I liked my own comment ;-;

[@eatyou_5514]

Ima eat u .-.

[@starrieskiez2678]

Okay, am I the only one who really wants to see Mark play Danganronpa? -Okay let's be real I just want to see him get attached to the characters and then cry- But seriously, it would be fun to see him play it.

[@lol_depression142]

i knew i wasnt the only one

[@chlrinewater4275]

How do u do that thing

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Get a what? U want to mark to get a what? Will we ever know

[@neon.spiderr]

heck yes

[@DarkLunchbox]

@ChickenInsane -like this?-

[@brogand.5343]

Robber: Any Last words mark? Mark: life is not the life that I lived Robbers pistol:PewPewPew

[@hazelmartinez5874]

Yorkienife ok, but what if they're storm troopers. He would definitely live with their shooting 😂😂

[@dragonborn1554]

I seriously read PewDiePie...

[@noemivaldovinos1228]

Anyone notice that next to the Multiplayer section, there's an icon that looks like SamSepticeye?

[@babytolove2005]

Noemi Valdovinos ITS A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@williamwright4813]

The icon on Multiplayer looks like Sam the Septic Eye!

[@poptx6856]

Dynamaster ikr!!

[@hayleystone7194]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed 😂

[@HuntyeahFTW]

Dynamaster I was just about to comment that

[@malaysiarae]

Dynamaster it DOES

[@stealthor500]

it is. look in the shop, it has jacksepticeye references and Markiplier references.

[@borger7171]

I feel like Mark uploaded this as a reference to the who killed markiplier video

[@howtubeable]

I thought the same thing! But are there any clues in this video?

[@thehurseysfriends5635]

Mark: channeled warfstach that was my first mistake me: whatched 10x on replay of the fail

[@luhvva]

1:47 was the best rhyme i heard in my life 🙃💕

[@eviebigbrain9103]

9:56 "Lu lug ei dur guh life buui" -Markiplier

[@cheesepoofs845]

I like the logic that a box can destroy a saw like it is nothing but a missle doesn't dent it

[@CritHop]

is that a septiceye on multiplayer menu ? 0:05

[@thebotchmodder3473]

Looks like it

[@rams-de8kk]

Tis just the joy of watching Mark play useless games but make them fun

[@captainofthelostseas7759]

"I may die" Oh ok *clicks*

[@chemicalgeez5681]

Captain Of The Lost Seas same lol

[@hunters.creations]

I really appreciate the small notations added in the English subtitles. To whomever did those, thank you.

[@destinyledesma2445]

6:43 DED 😂😂

[@CandyCain]

Destiny Ledesma 😆😂

[@melodykyle4886]

It's like the Mario maker rage compilation all over again😂

[@audreystardust2010]

Mark: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@schmooboy3034]

zazzyspamjam? lol

[@user-nh9jj2bx5v]

he walks alone

[@bryceh06]

6:42 OOOaaUU XD

[@henryatkins9079]

"I used to be a gummy bear like you, then I took an... URK!!" ohhh... i get it bc the urks are arrows... Its a skyrim reference...

[@gabriellatemple4899]

This past summer, I started watching your channel all the time. And now I'm a freshman in college (which literally leaves me with zero time), so here i am on a beautiful Saturday morning regretting absolutely nothing

[@williamwright4813]

Right...OK... *I AM GONNA DIE!*

[@williamwright4813]

Sorry. I had to.

[@malaysiarae]

Dynamaster BRING IT BACK

[@alekm804]

0:07 OMG that looks like sam! (jacksepticeyes logo) in the mutliplayer section

[@malaysiarae]

Ola Michalowska what if it IS

[@monstercrash5346]

Markiplier how would you like to perform at a military base in Germany in the future?

[@wesleykaurich1124]

" this is how a mans do it!" *screams head off* yes yes so brave

[@bussy4531]

6:41 IS THE SONG INSIDE MARK

[@jayjunior6014]

6:29 800 words per minute

[@thetrashbucketmonster3497]

Put some goop juice on it.

[@andrearupe6035]

gOOP JUICE

[@loganpowers4083]

-u0

[@derleonator2232]

The song played at the beginning of the game is *See what I've become* by Zack Hemsey

[@SashKing_]

I keep pressing "J" really fast, so it sounds like he's saying "Help" and "Hell" It's very entertaining to listen to...

[@ahatsquiddy]

OddMini you might want to see a psychiatrist

[@SashKing_]

*I'm not crazy*

[@Ardorstorm]

woooooow, HA HA HA VEEEEEERRRY FUNNY

[@MrSikthy]

The pattern of ball slicers ahha

[@jimmyray44]

Rage:hey mark long time no see Mark:don't Rage I see your failing there huh ... Mark:don't let it set innn.... 😓 Rage *pokes* Mark:DON'T LET IT SET IN .... ARAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA Rage:that's the old mark i know Mark:FUBBERNUCK YOU!

[@torilarrson5679]

jimmyray44 *(fubbernuck)*

[@_Angel92]

it's funny but sooo true

[@milkman4224]

jimmyray44 that's mark lol

[@derpylad8438]

jimmyray44 your not funny

[@lemonygamer6909]

Derpy well, you aren't either, so it plays out!

[@lizahouck]

omg, I've never laughed so much in my life! The little "oops I'm dead squeaks" were too much!

[@RecksterReckling]

....I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING.... RIGHT AT THE BIGINNING MARK SAYS I IMAGINE IT'S JUST GOING TO BE COMPLETE DEATH AND RIGHT WHEN HE SAYS DEATH THE DOCK THING FALLS XD XD

[@smoltoasterpastry2267]

honestly not that funny

[@erinb8861]

Hi Markiplier! I just want to thank you for making these videos to entertain us and make us smile. You didn't have to do it, but you did, so thank you very much!

[@erinb8861]

Dragonblade okay thank you, and I will check out superseizer and yes! Mark seems very happy with his job, and he loves and appreciates his fans unlike other youtubers.

[@dragonblade152]

Erin Birdsell another set of true words from you! And I really think you're gonna like her. She's kind of like Mark. Or reminds me of him.

[@erinb8861]

Dragonblade cool! I'll check her out! Thank you for telling me about her! Also I just very much appreciate youtubers like him! Anyway have a blessed day!

[@dragonblade152]

Erin Birdsell you too have a great day!

[@erinb8861]

Dragonblade thank you.

[@victoriaa301]

Awww the little septic eye in multiplayer💚

[@No-qn9jx]

im just glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[@annajacobson3299]

This commentary....golden. i laughed so hard.😂

[@madelyn1633]

HE DIDNT SEE THE JACKSEPTICEYE ON MULTIPLAYER

[@Spawn-Point]

BluMarshmallow I'm fairly sure he did, he just knows better than to even utter words with "septic" in them. Shippers get triggered and start skewing their cringe.

[@hazcazillaz9912]

I saw that to he just did not see it (:

[@wayjae]

BluMarshmallow When?

[@uegamestudio]

He didn't saw Jack.... :(

[@wayjae]

WHEEEEEN

[@gwendolyn7411]

I love how you can take a quote from any of his videos and it's hilarious lol

[@Carniivaur]

15:44 Mark goes insane

[@jspiker9914]

he was insane a long time ago man

[@darthvader7783]

Carnivaur - He was insane as soon as he uploaded his first video.

[@rylanbravo]

he sounds like joker

[@karinbailey1192]

Carnivaur hehehehe wooooooooooooo!!!! :D

[@kumarkumarkumur]

He opened his mouth so wide lol

[@ktuck222]

"Life is not the live that I did." --Mark Fishbach, 2017

[@ethanschille2203]

*"Life is not the live that I did."* _Mark Fischbach, 2017_

[@amyscarfe1865]

This game looks so cool

[@Mel0nMel]

There was a Sam (Jacksepticeye logo) at 0:07 on the multiplayer setting

[@RobinZoe]

AWESOME MEL the game developers have said in the comments that there's a Markibear playable character too. :3

[@uegamestudio]

Yes, there is a Jack playable character, and also Mark! Thats why you collect coins, to unlock characters in the shop.

[@overreactivesponge7341]

have you ever thought it was weird that simply poking a spike in a game made you vigorously explode?

[@chargedruby]

I'm early! Must make a joke! Did you know that Moses was the first person to ever use Control+C as a shortcut?

[@rhoshunter6296]

Charged Ruby Lol!

[@miranduhrudeguez6085]

Lol

[@marceive_9106]

The more you know!

[@tori8209]

Charged Ruby Don't get it... Could you explain?

[@narancia8384]

Tóri Bárðarson a bible joke

[@skellysniperyt3210]

Everybody do the Urkle! ... nobody knows what that is anymore.

[@loogiw2163]

Skelly Sniper YT I know what you talking about

[@MysticAngels_]

steve urkel perhaps?

[@stxrki]

Me talking to myself when i have no friends 6:28

[@nessajean6504]

I am trying so hard not to laugh in the middle of the night with all the sound effects you make, Mark. Dammit!!! I loved it it is so cute. How it died was cute. Keep playing this again, PLEASE??? Awesome job, Mark.

[@TangleHamain]

0:06 Hey SAM! ^^