RETURN OF THE RAGE | I May Die

I May Die is a RAGE inducing platformer that features an adorable little gummy bear lost in an underworld of horrible traps! Watch as I slowly lose my mind to the madness of this maze!
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[@Cassidiel]

“Life is not the live that I did” -famous last words

[@WillShakes423]

Spoken by the great Markimoo.

[@FreyFire]

"Life is not the live that I did" ~Markiplier 2017~ 9:47

[@frodoswaggins5358]

"Bang and i'm dead" -Markiplier 2017

[@autumnmickelson3561]

Mark: My eyes have never been this open in my entire existance! Me: *looks up at face cam* Mark: squinting.

[@BloodyMobile]

He's half-asian (if I remember right) so he can do that xD

[@bretiiwelty8795]

*half Korean Lol not to be rude, sorry!😆

[@sethtischler7906]

i saw that too

[@dominicstewart2534]

@@bretiiwelty8795 isn't Korea located somewhere in asia

[@bretiiwelty8795]

@@dominicstewart2534 don't think so but I could be wrong

[@TheRogueKiwi]

“Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake”

[@evilboobookin8970]

You know what would be cruel? *If you had a limited amount of lives.*

[@RevaliRavioli]

*Memories of Super Pig return*

[@samuraisharkie]

Evil Boobookin DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

*YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL*

[@9Emo9Love9]

I'd like to see that, but maybe as a different mode for people who like to torture themselves.😂

[@iAmDru12]

Evil Boobookin even worse, you have a limited amount, and they don't tell you that

[@sebYB67]

7:02 "Aah, I shouldn't have Gandhi!!" -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2017

[@papapiggie6697]

sebYB67 I

[@merwolvesunited4559]

His middle name is Edward?

[@kkmeowy]

sebYB67 I screen shotted this so I didn't forget his full name XD

[@psssantosh]

whos gandhi!? :)

[@merwolvesunited4559]

p.s.s. santosh, Ghandi is a historical figure.

[@magegammer4879]

mark gets better at games the more he screams

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

You were the top comment on a markiplier video. Good job :)

[@TheNewGuy69s]

He must be the super saiyan of video games then😅

[@austinpayne1406]

Nothing compared to when he played "getting over it." Now that's pain and rage.

[@terror1974]

It’s the equivalence of pressing the remote button harder so it can work lol

[@nathanielkregel1732]

Hes like an anime protag

[@Eishinryujoe]

Mark: “Missed me hehehe ... douche.” Eye: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.”

[@supasanic9068]

Underrated comment

[@meaganmartin7783]

11:35 "My eyes have never been this open in my entire existence" - Markiplier 2017

[@HanSanwich]

Still doesn't beat "oh no, their heads are rolling to the back of their eyes."

[@alyssia-faye2086]

Meagan Martin After that.. AIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAIJAI...

[@annadufour6800]

lol

[@AlexK-sk4qb]

As he's squinting.

[@SleppyLeBo]

I'm not crying... I-I just have something in my targeting system!

[@cjearnest203]

AUTG yay

[@lordaniolist]

"I used to be a gummy bear like you, until I took an urk the face."

[@ericbott514]

Everything went downhill after that urk to the face...

[@bubble_rosa69]

Lord Aniolist s k y r I m

[@kurookami2579]

It's a skyrim reference

[@theodensuhrie7915]

This comment ... irks me I'm sorry

[@kellybills2987]

Knee, not face.

[@dappermallardstudios4967]

i laughed so hard when he said "because i dont look with my eyes i only look with my mouth because i talk about how great i am" "AND IM GREAT!"

[@notsuspiciousclive545]

"Life is not the live that I did" -Markiplier 2017

[@woogs9726]

Joshua Lee lmao

[@Sir_Steven]

"Aef ueaath buh life ithaae aaahg" -Markiplier 2017

[@woogs9726]

Rachna Krishnani Joshua lee is my other acc XD

[@user-tm5wz4fd2b]

What does that even mean!?XD

[@notsuspiciousclive545]

Draw something dunno what it means but it makes perfect sense.

[@url0calsimp_simp311]

I feel dumb for not noticing how many weird sounds mark makes while playing games

[@mandalorethereclaimer7313]

Eh, its what mark is known for.

[@domonotell9290]

The Samirah Show your also pretty deaf if you couldn't hear them too

[@bozzykinz]

How?? Lol

[@andresviramontes8534]

The Samirah Show its not like anyone doesn't do wierd noises while they play

[@Mr12Relic]

Try writing the captions. You'll learn quick.

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

I feel like "The Rage" should replace Darkiplier. I mean it's much more evil.

[@malaysiarae]

Sophie B but Rage would be 2× as evil if it partnered with Darkiplier

[@augustburnett5771]

Rageiplier and Darkipler: The Most Evil Duo of All Time

[@malaysiarae]

August Burnett Imagine the skits

[@Slayer83629]

11:33 someone make a remix of that

[@swatchtoast]

9:12 Mark: Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake Me: YA THINK?

[@atrane365]

The Dragon Queen987 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH WARFSTACHE

[@Liam-qj8ti]

The Dragon Queen987 He said that when exactly when I read this. Why does this happen so often?

[@ekavirsingh4189]

The Dragon Queen987 a

[@babytolove2005]

The Dragon Queen987 Wilford warfstache don't take no shit from nobody!

[@user-ef7dj1bf5t]

The Dragon Queen987 I

[@melaputri113]

Mark, list of things you said you were going to do/continue: -Pole dancing -One shot -Dream daddy -Crash bandicoot -Pineapple pizza -West of loathing My personal reminder: Little nightmare dlc

[@jackg8150]

I am surprisingly desperate for another pole dancing video XD

[@shadowlion0131]

He said he’ll do a pole dancing video when Tyler’s knee feels better.

[@damonb2000]

You forgot SCP: Containment Breach......... the reason i subbed him a few years ago!!! -.-

[@nicdunn5001]

Damon Black Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Though I subbed cause I think he's hilarious. I subbed a few years back also. But I miss SCP Containment Breach.

[@phanicatthetwentynepentato2633]

Mela Putri he didn't finish riddle transfer about a year ago and I'm still salty about it

[@thenumberquelve158]

"Daaaaaaaah you didn't need to miss me, I missed myself." That's a great line ^^

[@enbyfabulosity2521]

10:00 Ahaahaha, skyrim reference. "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

[@CraftMaster38003]

At least I ain't the only one...

[@nightshadewinter6915]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one.

[@annoyinglyfast5972]

Werewolf Lover Obvious Skyrim reference is obvious.

[@papyruscoolchannel2022]

He was a Knife but then he took a knee to a nazi ... wait did I mess that up

[@tvg2848]

I used to be you like an adventurer, then I took a knee in the arrow.

[@sebYB67]

The level of squeakage in this video... So much squeakage.

[@jamesbowdenclassics]

sebYB67 Squeakyplier

[@rickandmorty7799]

sebYB67

[@AlohaFourpeaks_]

yes

[@myadavisloolooland8447]

HAHAHA

[@SirrSmirksalot]

My theatre teacher came up with the name for her book. "'Put that cinder block down!', 'Get your hands out of his armpits!', and other things you never thought you'd say as a teacher."

[@GaarasBloodRose]

I want to read that book

[@oliverspencer3835]

I was feeling really depressed today and I watched this video. it made me laugh and really brightened my day up. love you Mark 💗

[@dorianavelar7796]

🧢🧢🧢

[@Danob469]

Awww , how are you now ?

[@oliverspencer3835]

@@Danob469 I honestly don't remember writing this comment, haha! I'm still kinda struggling, but pushing through :-) I am feeling a lot more confident in myself since writing the original comment, so that's a good thing

[@aaelr.740]

@@oliverspencer3835 Hope you're doing a little better! Have a good day :)

[@happywinterbears]

4 videos later.... Who killed Markiplier?

[@sylviasketches]

ToasterDraws Nice one, dude

[@ershnuff]

Markiplier is in fact, dead. After the hiatus ended he was replaced by Mark Fischbach, who only does heavily edited vlogs.

[@cy2859]

lol

[@miaskarma2342]

Crumppe XD

[@nightmarefnaf4718]

ershnuff no

[@lunatheluma3804]

The multiplayer had a septic Sam on it

[@caseythompson5246]

dagamerguyofawesome it’s a sign

[@darkwolf3438]

dagamerguyofawesome an jacksepticeye

[@renboyum]

dark wolf His name is Septiceye Sam.

[@logansmith2916]

a jacksepticsign

[@destruction2698]

What could this mean

[@durpddurke4633]

The rage is what feeds us Markimoo fans For it is the thing that makes us come back Alongside the screams, the squeals and the "ACK!"s Although some, when hearing rage, will wet their pants The torture, the horror, the puzzles, and high roads It's like Mark is going the way of the dodos But the one thing that makes him scream to death Is telling everyone to "F***ING GO LEFT!!!" I am bread I am dread I am your nightmares Now go to bed But then there's a satisfying "OOOHHH!!!" And us who feed on rage shall scream NOOOO And then Mark will sound like he needs some rest Oh wait there's a replay button _Ohhh yess..._ *Still can't believe I got 200 likes in about an hour*

[@taichikamiya4883]

Da Dragon Durp I just noticed that the multiplayer has jack and his septic eye with him

[@acatgif]

Da Dragon Durp You got that right!

[@dp2989]

Da Dragon Durp We feed on rage... That sounds way not in context when you put it in that way...

[@ssjchris3090]

Cringe.

[@MrSikthy]

MARK RAGETHON XD

[@sakuraogami6885]

"My eyes have never been this open in my entire existence!" wow mark wow is that a korean joke wow

[@xenolizardz]

Goku Black XD

[@Johnaii_Steck]

,,What is with you? Get some esehhehajsufhuidani eeee eee, the eye thing."

[@june-vz4rm]

That's a very strange conclusion to be coming to so quickly.

[@georgehumphreys1105]

He says with his eyes half closed...

[@InnerRise]

Is he Korean?

[@henrobenenzo]

Someone needs to make a remix of "Oh, Oh, Oh!", "Yahhhh!!!", and all the other ways Mark expresses 'I'm dying!'

[@imnotsuspiciousshh]

"Life is not the live that I did" It's official. These are going to be my last words.

[@alyssia-faye2086]

Good thing about last word's is, that no one can ever put a copyright strike on them. Or maybe they can.. but what are they going to do about it, Mia Yuki, when the sayer is dead. Fun fact!

[@starrieskiez2678]

Okay, am I the only one who really wants to see Mark play Danganronpa? -Okay let's be real I just want to see him get attached to the characters and then cry- But seriously, it would be fun to see him play it.

[@lol_depression142]

i knew i wasnt the only one

[@chlrinewater4275]

How do u do that thing

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Get a what? U want to mark to get a what? Will we ever know

[@neon.spiderr]

heck yes

[@DarkLunchbox]

@ChickenInsane -like this?-

[@azuresea7183]

13:35 No don't burn my butt. Then it proceeds to burn his head. Lolz 😂

[@maddcausebad2207]

“Welcome to, I May Die” me every time I go to school..............

[@JamesyHerald]

Famous Last Words: "Life is not the live that I did."

[@amberlee.nycole.perrine8150]

JamesyHerald I read that just as he said that

[@JamesyHerald]

@Kate Winchester™ Haha #Nostradamus

[@derleonator2232]

The song played at the beginning of the game is *See what I've become* by Zack Hemsey

[@borger7171]

I feel like Mark uploaded this as a reference to the who killed markiplier video

[@howtubeable]

I thought the same thing! But are there any clues in this video?

[@jacquelinechristine4380]

the "why am I so greedy!?" had me laughing

[@christineberardicurti6840]

Jacqueen 17 😂 LOL me too!!!!

[@aariz_khan]

00:06 there's Sam.. And apparently Antisams everywhere...

[@belladowell2185]

u noticed that too

[@milkman4224]

Aariz Khan haha yep

[@peacedude343]

someone should count how many times markiplier said yee in this video

[@TDR9k]

I even seen a jacksepticeye he should play this with mark like if u agree

[@lisaandtruen5410]

. Aariz Khan iqeeoii

[@annajacobson3299]

This commentary....golden. i laughed so hard.😂

[@cheesepoofs845]

I like the logic that a box can destroy a saw like it is nothing but a missle doesn't dent it

[@emmixo]

'Just to make sure you get the ROYAL dickage treatment!' Is that some sort of royal fucking I haven't heard about?

[@aaronkarma8681]

Calling my eyes targeting systems from now on

[@wesleykaurich1124]

" this is how a mans do it!" *screams head off* yes yes so brave

[@jonathanw9086]

6:16 Funny how we don't even get to see the picture of the smear

[@deadclock_ghost]

"Channeled Warfstache, that was my first mistake". WHaaaaaaT? NOOOOoooooooo..........!!!!

[@williamwright4813]

The icon on Multiplayer looks like Sam the Septic Eye!

[@poptx6856]

Dynamaster ikr!!

[@hayleystone7194]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed 😂

[@HuntyeahFTW]

Dynamaster I was just about to comment that

[@malaysiarae]

Dynamaster it DOES

[@stealthor500]

it is. look in the shop, it has jacksepticeye references and Markiplier references.

[@gabriellatemple4899]

This past summer, I started watching your channel all the time. And now I'm a freshman in college (which literally leaves me with zero time), so here i am on a beautiful Saturday morning regretting absolutely nothing

[@hunters.creations]

I really appreciate the small notations added in the English subtitles. To whomever did those, thank you.

[@sketchy.chickk3166]

17:39 he thought he was gonna get away 😂😂😂

[@LoringSol]

I know XD that part was hilarious.

[@anxiety2.098]

Is anyone else reminded of that boss from donkey Kong when they see steinlaw??

[@myadavisloolooland8447]

Yes some one finally notice

[@ktuck222]

"Life is not the live that I did." --Mark Fishbach, 2017

[@madsaffron]

It's twenty past one in the morning but that ain't stopping me from watching Mark!

[@megedwards8259]

....twenty...one............pilots

[@tessm6616]

Hello possible fellow Australian

[@soup8946]

Madeleine Ashdown SAME!!!!!!

[@trashcan5466]

Madeleine Ashdown it's 11:53 AM where I am

[@Alex-hf2ki]

It's 11 where I am

[@loogiw2163]

"I shouldn't be Ghandi." -Markiplier 2017

[@lizahouck]

omg, I've never laughed so much in my life! The little "oops I'm dead squeaks" were too much!

[@thedoodes5134]

“My eyes have never been open wider in my entire existence” *The Bite of 87*

[@kakejelly1]

The " don't you worry about blank let me worry about blank" is a reference to futurerama

[@guillaumecomeau9436]

"You didn't have to miss me! I missed myself!" Markimoo, 2017

[@versity69-_-96]

Mark I have an idea. Coryxkenshin made this challenge called the try not to edit challenge. I think it would be really fun to watch and it may put you through some awkward moments but hey look on the bright side you're still creating millions of smiles because even attempting to this and at least showing up, that's what makes you special. Like if you agree so Mark can see this comment.

[@annadufour6800]

if someone agreed, say aye. AYE!

[@juddjam2334]

thats called a livestream

[@smoltoasterpastry2267]

basically just a glorified live stream but more stupid cause Cory

[@Dargonhuman]

JUDDJAM 21 That was my first thought too.

[@ktb4573]

I have always wanted him to do that!!!!!!

[@csgotrainingbot2160]

i officially have no life, i was able to find the song from around 15 seconds by knowing that song by name

[@MrSikthy]

The pattern of ball slicers ahha

[@Gryphonzwing]

I find it funny that the eyes do "Contact" damage.

[@rayzzonngaming]

High class cancer here XD

[@dronkusdonkus9190]

Gryphonzwing they dont though...

[@ussxrequin]

The eye happened to fire when he touched it. The bear's hitbox is actually pretty big.

[@Inkaloo]

First eye contect xd

[@braindead-]

I love this game!! It’s so cute and annoying! It’s perfect

[@garychief2338]

"Disclaimer, lava is actually hot." Merkipler 2012

[@marceive_9106]

5:10 Steinlaw hand hand always has the shooty eye eye. Like every other boss in gaming history pulling shit from out of nowhere.

[@dinosoares2145]

Mark: I imagine it's complete death (falls down the void) Me: perfect timing

[@caseywadman4425]

I legit just nearly cried of trying not to laugh really loud in front of my family

[@candykraze5652]

The sounds and remarks Mark makes in rage games are hilarious! These need to be turned into a compilation.

[@bussy4531]

6:41 IS THE SONG INSIDE MARK

[@bryceh06]

6:42 OOOaaUU XD

[@MegaChickenfish]

"That's a tight fit!" famous last words.

[@spookkook]

12:22 indecisive from crisis to crisis

[@simplyvibinn5417]

Not everything is a hamilton reference

[@SurrealBean]

*_RETURN OF THE RAGE | I may die | SQUEKY VOICE EDITION_*

[@brogand.5343]

Robber: Any Last words mark? Mark: life is not the life that I lived Robbers pistol:PewPewPew

[@hazelmartinez5874]

Yorkienife ok, but what if they're storm troopers. He would definitely live with their shooting 😂😂

[@dragonborn1554]

I seriously read PewDiePie...

[@hollowsoul2679]

I'm clear -two seconds later- NOOO IM NOT CLEAR!

[@velvet_blaze9741]

This was just so adorable, it's just sad that Mark didn't make more videos of this.

[@PostModernToast]

Whenever the bear jumped on the spring, I couldn't hear anything but Yoshi in Super Mario Galaxy 2

[@toxicrivenmain6637]

same

[@PostModernToast]

I was just about to make a comment about this, damn you past me!

[@GeckoGirl-xf8li]

Awww the little septic eye in multiplayer💚

[@No-qn9jx]

im just glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[@goldenpepsi6751]

I feel like everyone that plays frustrating games makes high-pitch or grunting noises 😂

[@ghoststudios3008]

"I channeled warfstache, that was my first mistreat" ~Mark 2018

[@henryatkins9079]

"I used to be a gummy bear like you, then I took an... URK!!" ohhh... i get it bc the urks are arrows... Its a skyrim reference...

[@alekm804]

0:07 OMG that looks like sam! (jacksepticeyes logo) in the mutliplayer section

[@malaysiarae]

Ola Michalowska what if it IS

[@johnbickle8457]

I love the death sound effect.

[@velvet_blaze9741]

This game is so CUTE!! I just really wish that Mark played more of this!! :)

[@eatyou_5514]

Mark: AWW Shit I missed a coin, oh well gotta go back Me:...

[@eatyou_5514]

Yes.. I liked my own comment ;-;

[@eatyou_5514]

Ima eat u .-.

[@jimmyray44]

Rage:hey mark long time no see Mark:don't Rage I see your failing there huh ... Mark:don't let it set innn.... 😓 Rage *pokes* Mark:DON'T LET IT SET IN .... ARAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA Rage:that's the old mark i know Mark:FUBBERNUCK YOU!

[@torilarrson5679]

jimmyray44 *(fubbernuck)*

[@_Angel92]

it's funny but sooo true

[@milkman4224]

jimmyray44 that's mark lol

[@derpylad8438]

jimmyray44 your not funny

[@lemonygamer6909]

Derpy well, you aren't either, so it plays out!

[@lilstank8662]

My god. This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@ianbrennan9635]

For a video called "Return of the Rage", this one was actually pretty tame.

[@luhvva]

1:47 was the best rhyme i heard in my life 🙃💕

[@thetrashbucketmonster3497]

Put some goop juice on it.

[@andrearupe6035]

gOOP JUICE

[@loganpowers4083]

-u0

[@lmap05_REAL]

I've heard this song. Its actually very good

[@Quantum_GirlE]

I absolutely love the personalization of the closed captions!

[@jayjunior6014]

6:29 800 words per minute

[@noemivaldovinos1228]

Anyone notice that next to the Multiplayer section, there's an icon that looks like SamSepticeye?

[@babytolove2005]

Noemi Valdovinos ITS A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Smitchen0]

“Life is not the live that I did” -Markiplier’s last words 2017

[@johnblaze9458]

The editing in this vid is especially good!! Good job, Mark, keep it up!!

[@chargedruby]

I'm early! Must make a joke! Did you know that Moses was the first person to ever use Control+C as a shortcut?

[@rhoshunter6296]

Charged Ruby Lol!

[@miranduhrudeguez6085]

Lol

[@marceive_9106]

The more you know!

[@tori8209]

Charged Ruby Don't get it... Could you explain?

[@narancia8384]

Tóri Bárðarson a bible joke

[@thehurseysfriends5635]

Mark: channeled warfstach that was my first mistake me: whatched 10x on replay of the fail

[@mmmmmmok5292]

Mark's last words are probably going to be "why do I keep dying????"

[@Ihere123]

9:58 Skyrim reference: "Then, I took an arrow to the knee." Most soldiers (Stormcloak, Imperial, etc.) mercenaries, hunters, adventurers, certain group members, and a few civillians will say this at random when you went past or are near them. Mostly, almost everyone you see will say this in Skyrim, especially the Nords.

[@rams-de8kk]

Tis just the joy of watching Mark play useless games but make them fun

[@RecksterReckling]

....I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING.... RIGHT AT THE BIGINNING MARK SAYS I IMAGINE IT'S JUST GOING TO BE COMPLETE DEATH AND RIGHT WHEN HE SAYS DEATH THE DOCK THING FALLS XD XD

[@smoltoasterpastry2267]

honestly not that funny