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Markiplier

Markiplier

3 жыл бұрын

By watching this video you hereby agree to let me teardown your house with a sledgehammer. No take-backsies. It's already too late. I know where you are and I'm ready to sledge.
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And ► / lixiantv
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@OdinJrthesecond
@OdinJrthesecond 3 жыл бұрын
Basically Markiplier: "Can I blow this up?" "Can I break this somehow?" "Can I throw this at you?" "Can I just drop this off the edge?" "Are you going to kill me if I shoot you?" "If I look away, you're not gonna disappear, right?" "Can I pick this up?" "Lixian, cut that out, make me look good and smart!" "Uhm, how do I *blow it up* "
@somebodywhoasked2337
@somebodywhoasked2337 3 жыл бұрын
True
@sunshine17aj
@sunshine17aj 3 жыл бұрын
Basically YES
@nothankyou6840
@nothankyou6840 3 жыл бұрын
Um: yes ... he's a complicated man
@BlissfullyEvil
@BlissfullyEvil 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget: “Can I blow it?”
@amogusgaming.6681
@amogusgaming.6681 3 жыл бұрын
Lixian zoom
@samuel_is_awesome
@samuel_is_awesome 3 жыл бұрын
"YOU WONT STOP ME!!!"- "you're stopping me."
@normalperson4030
@normalperson4030 3 жыл бұрын
hah
@louiebenson4497
@louiebenson4497 3 жыл бұрын
300 likes and I commented, nice
@samuel_is_awesome
@samuel_is_awesome 3 жыл бұрын
@@louiebenson4497 oh wow-
@demonicwolf4257
@demonicwolf4257 3 жыл бұрын
"destroy proof of ownership by throwing safe into ocean" Mark: fucking dies inside
@FellixNoAmatsu
@FellixNoAmatsu 3 жыл бұрын
Game: "Mission Accomplished. Get to the Escape Vehicle." Mark: visibly concerned "Escape Vehicle?"
@omphya6229
@omphya6229 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@AllisonRodriguez066
@AllisonRodriguez066 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@trafficconemochi1203
@trafficconemochi1203 10 ай бұрын
Yes
@ilovechuka-san119
@ilovechuka-san119 9 ай бұрын
Yes
@Masterchief_Tito
@Masterchief_Tito 9 ай бұрын
He is confused because of the escape. He didnt know he was criminal
@callummcneill6266
@callummcneill6266 3 жыл бұрын
All the games mark plays these days: “this is way more complicated and intricate then I thought it would be”
@christianhurlburt8436
@christianhurlburt8436 3 жыл бұрын
@@ARL2D2 how
@Casta2
@Casta2 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianhurlburt8436 Because Mark doesn't checks dozens of videos of a game before playing it so he is complaining that Mark is not 100% efficient wich is dumb.
@paulwhite3063
@paulwhite3063 3 жыл бұрын
Think he'll make a series of this game?
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
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@callummcneill6266
@callummcneill6266 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulwhite3063 he hasn’t made a series from streamer life simulator
@BreachSheff
@BreachSheff 3 жыл бұрын
The entire internet: obsesses over vampire lady in resident evil Mark: proceeds to have a forbidden love with a tree
@gavinatrix
@gavinatrix 3 жыл бұрын
He’s just attracted to trees remember the oranges
@hatterwashere
@hatterwashere 3 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING ITS JUST RESPECTING POWER
@ikelldagay1801
@ikelldagay1801 3 жыл бұрын
Made me remember the game when he mentioned about shoving a tree in an asshole (christmas horror games)
@finwick3253
@finwick3253 3 жыл бұрын
@@ikelldagay1801 its unfortunate that i don't remember that happening XD
@certifiedserosimp
@certifiedserosimp 3 жыл бұрын
@@ikelldagay1801 I was just watching that lol
@CRUSH40RULES
@CRUSH40RULES 2 жыл бұрын
Smii7y: Obessed with destroying a treadmill while in a love-hate relationship with it. Markiplier: Determined to destroy a tree maliciously.
@mus1c_lov3r
@mus1c_lov3r 3 ай бұрын
Was looking for a Smii7y comment lol
@simonefilter9366
@simonefilter9366 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mark literally destroys everything, but keeps opening the doors normally instead of breaking them too. Proper manners people. 😂
@frecklesandfries9209
@frecklesandfries9209 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “IWANT2CAUSEPROBLEMZ” Also Mark, seconds after accidentally hitting a small tree: “I don’t want to kill anymore...”
@santaclaus8652
@santaclaus8652 3 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to kill another tree*
@BoyMadeOfCardBoard
@BoyMadeOfCardBoard 3 жыл бұрын
That clip was put in there cause how ironic it was smh you dont even understand the joke
@trentonaudet4373
@trentonaudet4373 3 жыл бұрын
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! no
@illuminate8979
@illuminate8979 3 жыл бұрын
No
@frecklesandfries9209
@frecklesandfries9209 3 жыл бұрын
@@BoyMadeOfCardBoard no, I do. I repeated it in comments to show how much I enjoyed it. People do that all the time! It’s like how you repeat a joke you just heard while laughing in normal conversation.
@user-zm3bc8ng6m
@user-zm3bc8ng6m 3 жыл бұрын
Tree: •exists• Mark: *and I took that personally*
@limshehchunamerine3643
@limshehchunamerine3643 3 жыл бұрын
While smii7y in teardown Destroying treadmill
@ReySilverskin
@ReySilverskin 3 жыл бұрын
Instructions: "Throw safes in the ocean to destroy ownership contracts" Mark, for 10 minutes: "What do I do with these safes?"
@wanderingwolf2606
@wanderingwolf2606 3 жыл бұрын
Mark : "I could tear that tree out by it's roots. *Dont think I wont*" Also Mark: *punches a single small tree and vows to never kill again*
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 3 жыл бұрын
The tree helped you see... :(
@RogueOfCrows
@RogueOfCrows 3 жыл бұрын
No witnesses😂😂 the tree had to go, it knew too much
@ThePepii19
@ThePepii19 3 жыл бұрын
WHAAAT
@jamielauder6519
@jamielauder6519 3 жыл бұрын
Hey OT! Nice to see you on a Markiplier video 😄
@thewindwakinghero7423
@thewindwakinghero7423 3 жыл бұрын
went from One Topic to Markimoo back to finding a One Topic comment
@tobyharvancik2693
@tobyharvancik2693 3 жыл бұрын
you are my daaaaaad your my dad wogi
@Sinmior
@Sinmior 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I like to be high up” Mark: “I want to cause problems” Me: so you’re like a baby goat?
@pinkie7017
@pinkie7017 3 жыл бұрын
BABY GOAT MARKIPLIER
@Natso_1
@Natso_1 3 жыл бұрын
ok •_•
@aurochtamer
@aurochtamer 3 жыл бұрын
Or a cat
@Sinmior
@Sinmior 3 жыл бұрын
@@aurochtamer omg true!! I have a cat and she’s a little troublemaker and loves going on the kitchen table 😰
@illuminate8979
@illuminate8979 3 жыл бұрын
No
@KillCreeper2003
@KillCreeper2003 3 жыл бұрын
More Teardown please! We need more psychopathic professional demolitionist Markiplier
@squashfei8907
@squashfei8907 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "You'll be sleeping with the fishes" Me: sad unus annus noises
@SilentStorm54722
@SilentStorm54722 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind a playthrough of this if I'm completely honest.
@SuperShizzStain
@SuperShizzStain 3 жыл бұрын
Same, thought about that myself lol
@sel8845
@sel8845 3 жыл бұрын
I would love one, I watched jawshs videos on this game and they were a lot of fun. I'd love to see mark do this game
@randomuser8046
@randomuser8046 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ithinkihadeight
@ithinkihadeight 3 жыл бұрын
He's barely scratched the surface of the game, it really gets crazy later, lots of planning and setting up for the bigger harder heists.
@teenagerage1292
@teenagerage1292 3 жыл бұрын
Plz mark
@junkcyjuncky367
@junkcyjuncky367 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *Loads Safes* Mark a second later: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
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@BigJono21
@BigJono21 3 жыл бұрын
Conversely, MY day was made in that same second.
@PSVitaat2am
@PSVitaat2am 3 жыл бұрын
He never saw it coming!
@unsuspectedlaughter4083
@unsuspectedlaughter4083 3 жыл бұрын
imagine just 8 years ago, he had a tumor and an abusive relationship. he's grown his youtube channel to be one of the biggest. even when his subs went down, he didnt stop. this dude is the best youtuber
@charlythecherry
@charlythecherry 2 жыл бұрын
wait what
@lapislazuli06
@lapislazuli06 2 жыл бұрын
For that and his diffrent contents, I love him ❤
@octosimp1717
@octosimp1717 2 жыл бұрын
I’m uh- gonna need some context
@banana0281
@banana0281 Жыл бұрын
I need context.
@concept5631
@concept5631 7 ай бұрын
​@@octosimp1717 Markiplier started his KZbin channel to have some form of control in his life. He had a non-cancerous tumor that was removed painfully and his then gf at the time was abusive. His father had also passed away around that time, I think.
@richarddakazo2878
@richarddakazo2878 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I hate the ocean, I'd rather die in space than live in the ocean" Also Mark: 4:55
@blumpet6250
@blumpet6250 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: "try to be discreet." Mark: *hits huge tree into the sea with a sledgehammer while a building is on fire in the background*
@curvalisiouscurves5579
@curvalisiouscurves5579 3 жыл бұрын
Seems about right maybe it's based on florida🤔 👁️👄👁️
@kahiruo
@kahiruo 3 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEW5: *A GUY WITH A SLADGEHAMMER CUTTING A TREE AND TROWING IT INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE HOUSE IS BURNING*
@blurryf4c3_
@blurryf4c3_ 3 жыл бұрын
It's literally on 666 likes but Imma change it to 667
@blumpet6250
@blumpet6250 3 жыл бұрын
@@blurryf4c3_ hmmmm...seems like something Satan would do...
@blurryf4c3_
@blurryf4c3_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@blumpet6250 *this conversation never happened*
@TheWolfDawg
@TheWolfDawg 3 жыл бұрын
Most people: immediately get to destroying things. Mark: let me gush over this beautiful game and make love to this tree
@misxfitx
@misxfitx 3 жыл бұрын
i see you're also a person of culture. i see that rossboomsocks pfp. i acknowledge you :)
@keaganwheeler-mccann8565
@keaganwheeler-mccann8565 3 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy nct is correctomundogothisway
@therealfoxnews8227
@therealfoxnews8227 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Markiplier channels Zeus for 30 minutes
@sillydacialogan
@sillydacialogan 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, he hated the tree, as you can see in the end
@BroadcastingCN
@BroadcastingCN 2 жыл бұрын
@@sillydacialogan and make love
@coreywest9305
@coreywest9305 3 жыл бұрын
The heartbreak of Mark finally realizing that he had to ditch the safes 🥲🥲🥲
@totallynothatguy1698
@totallynothatguy1698 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: We need money to pay our gas bill! Mark: Ok! *proceeds to throw all gas at house*
@Hi9.11
@Hi9.11 3 жыл бұрын
Everybody playing Teardown: “Awright lets do the first thing we have to do, follow the instructions.” Markiplier playing Teardown: *Damn, that’s pretty, how do I blow that up?!*
@Sigma-gb9yd
@Sigma-gb9yd 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, Mark's reaction is that of the target audience's reaction.......
@barsni4779
@barsni4779 3 жыл бұрын
I'm prety sure blowing everything up is a first choice option for majority players.
@carterstevenson6009
@carterstevenson6009 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, what else did you expect of him?
@bryanribey
@bryanribey 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: Is doing everything he can to NOT throw the safes in the ocean Me: *Laughing my face off knowing he's supposed to throw the safes in the ocean*
@cybercritterowo
@cybercritterowo 3 жыл бұрын
And realized it.
@joshsimon1997
@joshsimon1997 3 жыл бұрын
I was laughin too
@picoto1775
@picoto1775 3 жыл бұрын
No one touch this 696
@zacherystaker6008
@zacherystaker6008 3 жыл бұрын
@@picoto1775 they soiled it.
@fhzxcv
@fhzxcv 3 жыл бұрын
The best moment ever 😂
@JenOutzs
@JenOutzs Жыл бұрын
9:10 Mark: you know, there's probably a better way to do this but I don't have time to go back and figure it out. Also Mark: *has walked past the perfectly drivable humongous front loader 12 times*
@jojo-ln7zd
@jojo-ln7zd 3 жыл бұрын
This game has a weirdly calming atmosphere to it. (Also I want a mod of this game where every time you swing the sledge hammer Mark says The Dick Breaker.)
@walter_248
@walter_248 Жыл бұрын
It's comfy in a way I don't know how to describe but still, very relaxing
@Squirrely.
@Squirrely. 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like everyone can agree we want to see more content from this game, as a petition to mark like this comment so he sees it.
@SininenVenom
@SininenVenom 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! As a reply to his end comment: No, we don't necessarily want to see more games like this, but more of this game :)
@grimreaper2680
@grimreaper2680 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I would love to see a second part on this particular game, it was so fun and satisfying to watch plus Mark's commentary was hilarious, I would love to see another part on it, I can watch an hour long episode of this.
@mr_confuse
@mr_confuse 3 жыл бұрын
@@grimreaper2680 Then give Dangerously Funny's series on Teardown a watch. Highly recommended
@jamesc.2743
@jamesc.2743 3 жыл бұрын
I sign the petition
@corvidcookie322
@corvidcookie322 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss! I need MOAR
@junkcyjuncky367
@junkcyjuncky367 3 жыл бұрын
Amy's POV: *finally questioning Mark's sanity after hearing him aggressively "flirt" with a tree*
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
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@chunkymonke9762
@chunkymonke9762 3 жыл бұрын
@@vonid5103 shut
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 3 жыл бұрын
The bots aren't even trying at this point.
@boop7784
@boop7784 3 жыл бұрын
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou tru
@rahmat4848
@rahmat4848 3 жыл бұрын
@@vonid5103 none 😑
@J0-chan
@J0-chan 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: YoU'rE gOiNg To SlEeP wItH tHe FiShEs Me: *has unus annus flashback*
@Lowpoly07
@Lowpoly07 3 жыл бұрын
31:01 the perfect horror villan monologue
@veyrnotvods5542
@veyrnotvods5542 3 жыл бұрын
"This looks important" "Can I break it?" Markiplier in a nutshell
@Beam-jo6sb
@Beam-jo6sb 3 жыл бұрын
@UCTNerQ3kluFIEPMy6v4KpkA well then, that happened
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
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@veyrnotvods5542
@veyrnotvods5542 3 жыл бұрын
@@Beam-jo6sb yea
@biguwubill
@biguwubill 3 жыл бұрын
alternate title: markiplier has way too much fun being an arsonist
@mowhawksound3673
@mowhawksound3673 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. He HAS TOO MUCH POWER
@M_Alexander
@M_Alexander 3 жыл бұрын
Arson is always fun
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
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@lankylizard7318
@lankylizard7318 3 жыл бұрын
@@vonid5103 shut up
@Coldceaslestucker
@Coldceaslestucker 3 жыл бұрын
yes. pizza. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
@DruidPC
@DruidPC 2 жыл бұрын
Playing Teardown while listening/watching this video is just perfect.
@potatopluck6704
@potatopluck6704 Жыл бұрын
7:15 is a great summary of what happened to bobs fridge
@JeweledLove
@JeweledLove 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: flirting with the tree Everyone: *"Don't tell Amy!"*
@agentbaguette1519
@agentbaguette1519 3 жыл бұрын
He's Heehoo is coming out! Get the pepperspray Amy!
@redacted4695
@redacted4695 3 жыл бұрын
First he simps over a 9ft tall lady and then he simps over a tree..
@redacted4695
@redacted4695 3 жыл бұрын
@@agentbaguette1519 nono we dont tell amy..
@AnarchyRoman
@AnarchyRoman 3 жыл бұрын
Dude stop... Don't remind me anymore ='(
@alexdutertre2765
@alexdutertre2765 3 жыл бұрын
ok ok at first these comments were funny but now they're repetitive, as a quote "stop it, get some help"
@nitrowolf225
@nitrowolf225 3 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how mark said “what does this say, orphanage?” like he wanted to demolish an orphanage
@jessaquack8817
@jessaquack8817 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of unus annus when Mark and Ethan demolished an orphanage 😩
@illegalmobster4847
@illegalmobster4847 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessaquack8817 I love how only some will know if this is true or not lol
@veronicaoviedo711
@veronicaoviedo711 3 жыл бұрын
@@illegalmobster4847 Didn't watch that much Unus Annus so I can confirm
@tresweet7614
@tresweet7614 3 жыл бұрын
shhhhhh.....
@oshana6445
@oshana6445 3 жыл бұрын
The new techno
@lonejohnwolf
@lonejohnwolf 2 жыл бұрын
"Let's not dump it in the ocean" *Looks at objective* "Dispose of the safes by dumping in the ocean" *Markiplier making weird faces* Hahaha that was so funny
@TorvusVulpes
@TorvusVulpes 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm higher than you, therefore im better than you." Is this what he believes people think of him when he meets them in person? XD
@shellknight1323
@shellknight1323 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: *"A Heist with Markiplier: the Sequel"*
@sialmeckerjr
@sialmeckerjr 3 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@davishampton5899
@davishampton5899 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally going to comment the same thing
@aceblitzgaming9783
@aceblitzgaming9783 3 жыл бұрын
alternate alternate title: “Several Heists with Markiplier”
@Pinonyan
@Pinonyan 3 жыл бұрын
@@aceblitzgaming9783 even better 💀😂🤣
@kagemushashien8394
@kagemushashien8394 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee"
@liytle
@liytle 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to believe that Mark is the reincarnation of whomever was driving the Titanic. *He sized up the iceberg and tried to overpower it*
@fans4550
@fans4550 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SallinKari
@SallinKari 3 жыл бұрын
"You dare get in my way? I'm coming for you!" Famous last words of the previous iplier.
@rockysmith6105
@rockysmith6105 3 жыл бұрын
Needless to say, the hull of the titanic was not as able as her captain reincarnate to "go further beyond"
@Nemesis087B
@Nemesis087B 3 жыл бұрын
this should have more likes 🤣
@CrowCoded
@CrowCoded 3 жыл бұрын
420th like 😎
@dexterdexter8208
@dexterdexter8208 2 жыл бұрын
17:02 Mark just pulled a "Here's Johnny".
@dancemardook
@dancemardook 3 жыл бұрын
ngl, I cried when he had to dump the safes into the ocean after everything he went through to get them on the boat😔💔✋
@connorthemusicguru690
@connorthemusicguru690 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I spent hours planning my missions, and Mark just blasts through with randomness and no planning and still succeeds enrages me.
@noobeenaut
@noobeenaut 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe he managed to beat that level first try without even trying
@irfanhakim6171
@irfanhakim6171 3 жыл бұрын
the power of random chaos
@kingderper928
@kingderper928 3 жыл бұрын
You know not of the infinite possibilities of RANDOM CHAOS
@joelbrich2538
@joelbrich2538 3 жыл бұрын
NooBeeNaut wait, what? I legitimately do not understand. What is there to plan? It's a game where you destroy stuff. Simple.
@connorthemusicguru690
@connorthemusicguru690 3 жыл бұрын
@@joelbrich2538 Once the mission's start where you have to take alarmed items, you must plan a route to take all the items, AND get out before the 60 seconds is up. It usually takes item placement, shortcut making, and vehicle placement so you can get everything, and get out ASAP. It's a lot more than just wrecking stuff.
@UrResidentGhost
@UrResidentGhost 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a demolition simulator but it was more “demolish stuff without getting caught in really shady situations” simulator.
@AM23.
@AM23. 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly!!
@burgerbudy6934
@burgerbudy6934 3 жыл бұрын
Well theres a sandbox where u can destroy everything
@theultimatefry6658
@theultimatefry6658 3 жыл бұрын
Actually u destroy more as the story continues. U get more cool weapons too
@LjCaples
@LjCaples 3 жыл бұрын
That's true.. But also not true considering sandbox and mods.
@kinosaga21
@kinosaga21 3 жыл бұрын
one could narrow it down to : insurance collection insurer-er"
@Bosshunter351
@Bosshunter351 2 жыл бұрын
8:05 Mark the Arsonist
@LilyCat963
@LilyCat963 3 жыл бұрын
Mark struggling with his hair, telling it to stop then tucking it behind his headphones is that most relatable thing to me XD
@graysongeiger5259
@graysongeiger5259 3 жыл бұрын
Mark talking to tree: “God damn you’re so pretty!” Also Mark talking to Lady Dimitrescu: “God damn you’re so pretty!” Gotta say, his taste has a wide range.
@sylvanshalosky7166
@sylvanshalosky7166 3 жыл бұрын
They've both tall and stocky.Wink Wink.
@EthanMeatan
@EthanMeatan 3 жыл бұрын
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! we love bots
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
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@Vivian_Wong
@Vivian_Wong 3 жыл бұрын
It’s about the power
@tacotuesday4798
@tacotuesday4798 2 жыл бұрын
To trees to vampires
@aroalgezion5299
@aroalgezion5299 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: i hope there's a better way to destroy this house Construction vehicle of destruction: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
@FinThuhHuman
@FinThuhHuman Жыл бұрын
I think it's safe to say that we'd all react the same way mark did when after accomplishing having gotten the two safes in the boat only to have to actually dump the safes in the water to finish the objective. Also find joy immediately afterwards by blowing more things up
@dkjcb3993
@dkjcb3993 3 жыл бұрын
The glee in Marks eyes as he sets the building on fire is concerning. But I can relate.
@block2533
@block2533 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: *starts Teardown* Normal people: *would walk to the warehouse* Mark: *molests a tree*
@GamingCreed47
@GamingCreed47 3 жыл бұрын
Without it's consent!
@-sanju-
@-sanju- 3 жыл бұрын
@@GamingCreed47 I mean you can't molest with consent.
@JustthesameJn
@JustthesameJn 3 жыл бұрын
@@-sanju- or can you?
@GamingCreed47
@GamingCreed47 3 жыл бұрын
@@JustthesameJn Hey, V-Sauce, Michael Here!
@JustthesameJn
@JustthesameJn 3 жыл бұрын
@@GamingCreed47 how fast can you run?
@firockfinion3326
@firockfinion3326 3 жыл бұрын
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. Looks like Mark has discovered a world of nails...
@Darkness_56526
@Darkness_56526 3 жыл бұрын
And when you have a hammer and a cauldron, everything looks like a nail thats being hammered into your skull.
@banana0281
@banana0281 Жыл бұрын
@@Darkness_56526 When you have an explosive, everything's a door that's yet to be made.
@Nothing_To_See.
@Nothing_To_See. 2 жыл бұрын
7:20 Bob's fridge
@onnimakinen5794
@onnimakinen5794 4 ай бұрын
As a guy who has almost 100 hours in Teardown this is just so fun to watch how different people have different ways of playing Teardown :D
@walter_248
@walter_248 2 ай бұрын
One of my favorite games. This would make for a juicy series. By the way did you like Part 1 or 2 better? I kind of liked the cozy feeling of P1. The snow gets a little tiring.
@sollyross998
@sollyross998 3 жыл бұрын
"It's the dickbreaker" "don't laugh at that" I laughed at that.
@CC-ch4fk
@CC-ch4fk 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “..If I’ve learned anything from..” Me: Engineering School. Mark: “..Battlefield-” Me: Oh, yeah, he’s a dropout.
@user-kr9rg5bc7p
@user-kr9rg5bc7p 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*
@raiden6583
@raiden6583 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-kr9rg5bc7p lol
@DronesOverTheMoon
@DronesOverTheMoon 3 жыл бұрын
@@raiden6583 fake weekend
@raiden6583
@raiden6583 3 жыл бұрын
@@DronesOverTheMoon i know
@sabotarian5236
@sabotarian5236 3 жыл бұрын
Still makes more money then the *whole engineering school*
@ChimpWithaHandGrenade
@ChimpWithaHandGrenade Жыл бұрын
Dude PLEASE do more of this!!!!!!
@franklinmiller4270
@franklinmiller4270 2 жыл бұрын
Actually wouldn't mind seeing Mark come back to this and make a series out of it 😅 this oddly interested me lol
@Appl3forPFP
@Appl3forPFP 3 жыл бұрын
"I am higher than you; therefore, I am better than you." - Me, when I look out the window of an airplane
@AdNoctemMedia
@AdNoctemMedia 3 жыл бұрын
Also me when I am next to you on the airplane and high on illicit substances For legal reasons, this is a joke
@novigemini4205
@novigemini4205 3 жыл бұрын
I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME!
@michaelmonstar4276
@michaelmonstar4276 3 жыл бұрын
Mark when standing up straight; Never.
@AlmightyLoaf
@AlmightyLoaf 3 жыл бұрын
"*DO NOT FUCK WITH THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN*" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
@kingfordvr5863
@kingfordvr5863 3 жыл бұрын
Me to my friend in the deep end
@kuriousk927
@kuriousk927 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who works at a museum, 5:32 hurt me physically and spiritually
@IronBrandon22
@IronBrandon22 2 жыл бұрын
The change in his voice when he goes from "You won't stop *me!"* to "You're stopping me-" is just peak perfection.
@pantelis6728
@pantelis6728 3 жыл бұрын
When the game starts : Everyone: let's play the game Markiplier: Trys to beat a tree
@user-kr9rg5bc7p
@user-kr9rg5bc7p 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*
@dr.coomerphd4937
@dr.coomerphd4937 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-kr9rg5bc7p he didn’t stop lying. You don’t even have any videos that are yours
@JamesCFan
@JamesCFan 3 жыл бұрын
Tries*
@sprinkelle1165
@sprinkelle1165 3 жыл бұрын
. .
@Daniell-
@Daniell- 3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesCFan thank u
@Gabbie.xoxoxo
@Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I’m higher than you, therefore I am better than you” Me: “How’s the weather up there?”
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
How many subscribers can i get from this comment currently:166
@fifid1624
@fifid1624 3 жыл бұрын
Yah he might be on something, he high AF 😂😂
@Laura-gn6tj
@Laura-gn6tj 3 жыл бұрын
You have 2 comments
@PSVitaat2am
@PSVitaat2am 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I lol'ed!
@dbag1768
@dbag1768 3 жыл бұрын
Stop spamming
@dominiccocita5286
@dominiccocita5286 2 жыл бұрын
30:11 had more emotion than most movies made today
@ThunderPaladin
@ThunderPaladin 4 ай бұрын
This episode is so fun i rewatched it. Hope he goes back one day.
@metagrossfan5325
@metagrossfan5325 3 жыл бұрын
“What does this say, orphanage?-“ Calm down mark, please calm down.
@ungratefulape9121
@ungratefulape9121 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the burning orphanage behind me
@andreamiranda7318
@andreamiranda7318 3 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@fossilconversationist1014
@fossilconversationist1014 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreamiranda7318 5:10
@pb_x
@pb_x 3 жыл бұрын
@@ungratefulape9121 technoblade is that you?
@DeathlordMiopic
@DeathlordMiopic 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's not put it in the water" Objective: Dump safe in water
@jebowar6679
@jebowar6679 3 жыл бұрын
Off
@angelicalistic
@angelicalistic 3 жыл бұрын
Off
@jebowar6679
@jebowar6679 3 жыл бұрын
Buggy
@angelicalistic
@angelicalistic 3 жыл бұрын
Buggy
@tragictoast3197
@tragictoast3197 3 жыл бұрын
*Drink
@lollipop518
@lollipop518 2 жыл бұрын
7:13 Mark: “new fridge?” *Bob has left the chat*
@JediPlays0309
@JediPlays0309 3 жыл бұрын
The intro just sums up 2020
@Cruscker
@Cruscker 3 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@mistermcqueenofficial1512
@mistermcqueenofficial1512 3 жыл бұрын
First in this comment xD Oh, second xD
@who_againn_
@who_againn_ 3 жыл бұрын
first reply to a verified person LETS GO
@kunui3562
@kunui3562 3 жыл бұрын
True
@marzipan1405
@marzipan1405 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lainy8263
@lainy8263 3 жыл бұрын
“You’ll be sleeping with the fishes” Yes, that is all.
@vonid5103
@vonid5103 3 жыл бұрын
How many subscribers can i get from this comment currently:166
@PixelThorn
@PixelThorn 3 жыл бұрын
It do be like that sometimes
@tekashimaahshiha647
@tekashimaahshiha647 3 жыл бұрын
@@vonid5103 ?
@robinhagglund2426
@robinhagglund2426 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, I am in love with Swedish gamedesigners. As a kid I didn't even realize we had so many here but now I know that we have many very good programming highschools and universities. I just goddamn love the creativity and the massively different games we get out of this tiny fucking country
@user-tb6ix9hp1l
@user-tb6ix9hp1l 6 ай бұрын
3:26:Comes in to destroy everything, doesnt want to kill anymore.
@jthoward
@jthoward 3 жыл бұрын
More games like this, yes. More of this game, *YES*.
@DanS044
@DanS044 3 жыл бұрын
Agree YES!
@MPVPRO1
@MPVPRO1 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!
@MPVPRO1
@MPVPRO1 3 жыл бұрын
Longer too
@cartersouthern4087
@cartersouthern4087 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@Swad09
@Swad09 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jerryskeepero
@jerryskeepero 3 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t know I could just steal things..” while literally on a job for stealing a computer.....
@Poli.Zygotikk
@Poli.Zygotikk 10 ай бұрын
I love that at some point Mark just stopped using the doors and decided that the hammer was the key shit like walls 😂😂
@84jessaud
@84jessaud 3 жыл бұрын
Falling asleep watching one his and some how.waking up to this explains my weird ass dreams
@lucianosgonzalez3561
@lucianosgonzalez3561 3 жыл бұрын
"I now have a gun and it can only go downhill from here" Mark did it. The madlad summarized world history.
@josephpaulson9495
@josephpaulson9495 3 жыл бұрын
Before that everyone was just hacking eachother to pieces with swords and bashing skulls in with rocks. Guns just made wars bigger and let larger empires form.
@Nezha_Main
@Nezha_Main 3 жыл бұрын
Yep bombs came next, than pearl harbour blew up, than Japan blew up...... *twice*
@joebomb1019
@joebomb1019 3 жыл бұрын
Until we got nukes
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 3 жыл бұрын
Spears: “Haughty laughter”
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nezha_Main I am willing to bet money that bombs came about before guns.
@sugar9005
@sugar9005 3 жыл бұрын
Mark : *sees the ocean* "I want in!" Mark : *remembers he's scared of the ocean* ..... Mark : "I want oUT!!"
@toptier9036
@toptier9036 3 жыл бұрын
He might not be scared of shit
@toptier9036
@toptier9036 3 жыл бұрын
I never asked for none of this shit
@thegoodhunter3707
@thegoodhunter3707 3 жыл бұрын
@@toptier9036 what?
@solsticesailor
@solsticesailor 3 жыл бұрын
@@toptier9036 ?????
@sugar9005
@sugar9005 3 жыл бұрын
@@toptier9036 mark has stated several times that he is scared of the ocean, also its just a joke, so please calm yourself.
@toomucheverythingatonce4859
@toomucheverythingatonce4859 2 жыл бұрын
"that would *solve* problems, i want to *create* problems." has anyone ever said anything more relatable?
@Solomanon
@Solomanon 3 жыл бұрын
27:51 “I’m not gonna BE very angry but make it seem like I am.” *weak rurr*
@paigemarshe5213
@paigemarshe5213 3 жыл бұрын
Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean Mark: Spends time trying to break open the safes before figuring out how to painfully get them on the boat Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean Mark: *reads instructions* ..... *why are we here just to suffer*
@zayenus7253
@zayenus7253 3 жыл бұрын
“There probably was a lot better way to go about this” Standing 20 feet from a bulldozer
@Not_Xavier__
@Not_Xavier__ 2 жыл бұрын
That annoyed me so much
@mrdino3050
@mrdino3050 2 жыл бұрын
@@Not_Xavier__ same
@specterknight0542
@specterknight0542 2 жыл бұрын
dude i was like "please grab the bulldozer"
@Interestking
@Interestking 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@nateg876
@nateg876 2 жыл бұрын
I was literally screaming at my pc
@slushieee__
@slushieee__ Жыл бұрын
mark play more of this game, it gets epic
@Kilimunjaro153
@Kilimunjaro153 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm higher than you, therefore I'm better than you." - Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, circa 19 BBY.
@reactornumberfour
@reactornumberfour 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY THIS GAME IS GETTING THE FAME IT DESERVES
@theofficialrealjackblackyo9804
@theofficialrealjackblackyo9804 3 жыл бұрын
Poipi
@catmang4252
@catmang4252 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@carnerd0333
@carnerd0333 3 жыл бұрын
Smii7y played it too
@phtto
@phtto 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it got 500k views on oneyplays a few months back
@BunchaSnakes
@BunchaSnakes 3 жыл бұрын
Scrap man played this game. It’s very interesting
@ProDudeFilmsGaming
@ProDudeFilmsGaming 3 жыл бұрын
I actually just kinda want him to continue playing this so he can get to the lighthouse collapsible destruction part
@onemoremodd
@onemoremodd 3 жыл бұрын
You help me fall asleep at night not because your videos are boring but because it takes my mind off life I enjoy watching the videos much thank you.
@Miiscrxant
@Miiscrxant 10 ай бұрын
This video singlehandedly persuaded me to buy this game. 10/10 recommend.
@walter_248
@walter_248 5 ай бұрын
Same. Felt so empty when i i finished it.
@cadendougherty2041
@cadendougherty2041 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Mark: *Aggressively flirts with a tree*
@illuminate8979
@illuminate8979 3 жыл бұрын
No
@ZeCrowval
@ZeCrowval 3 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@mackthemild939
@mackthemild939 3 жыл бұрын
MAYBE
@cheemsyboi1411
@cheemsyboi1411 3 жыл бұрын
The comments section is filled with 14 olds like u who write these comments lol
@gabrielpulido4521
@gabrielpulido4521 3 жыл бұрын
YOU CLOSE *thump thump YOU CLOSE
@Hertowoc
@Hertowoc 3 жыл бұрын
Markiplier: I don't want to kill anymore Markiplier 5 seconds later: D I E
@ethanmateo2164
@ethanmateo2164 3 жыл бұрын
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 wth
@ashypoooooo
@ashypoooooo 3 жыл бұрын
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 what is wrong with you? Please change your name.
@agentbaguette1519
@agentbaguette1519 3 жыл бұрын
They're bots just report them.
@Hertowoc
@Hertowoc 3 жыл бұрын
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 interesting
@kidssnyder9680
@kidssnyder9680 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashypoooooo there bots dummy
@BatsSssss
@BatsSssss 2 ай бұрын
The moment where Mark had to throw the safes into the ocean after all that made me laugh so hard
@YishRetlin
@YishRetlin Жыл бұрын
Mark: takes a huge amount of time and effort to try to open the safes, then declares them his own and loads them onto his boat Game: Yeah, you only needed to throw them in the river
@max4633
@max4633 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "Show that I am angry" Lixian: *turns mark into a angry bird*
@user-kr9rg5bc7p
@user-kr9rg5bc7p 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*
@dannyflintstone7003
@dannyflintstone7003 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-kr9rg5bc7p you don't have any videos
@nomoretwitterhandles
@nomoretwitterhandles 3 жыл бұрын
There were 2 editors on this one. Credit both of them.
@dannyflintstone7003
@dannyflintstone7003 3 жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles who was the second one?
@ashusharma5572
@ashusharma5572 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannyflintstone7003 MARCUS/NERDFICTION
@thegreatmammonakamammoney4960
@thegreatmammonakamammoney4960 3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “I *WANT TWO* cause problems!!!” Few seconds later “I don't want to kill anymore...” Not even a second later *“DIE!!!!”*
@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 3 жыл бұрын
DEKU IS BEST BOI
@the_urban_goose1
@the_urban_goose1 3 жыл бұрын
Mark is very conflicted inside
@thegreatmammonakamammoney4960
@thegreatmammonakamammoney4960 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 Agreed
@thegreatmammonakamammoney4960
@thegreatmammonakamammoney4960 3 жыл бұрын
@@the_urban_goose1 Yup lol
@thesilentone4024
@thesilentone4024 3 жыл бұрын
Rocks didn't do anything to me why would I destroy then bolth 5 minutes before and after saying that he was destroying bricks and drywall lol
@smsproductions4108
@smsproductions4108 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more of this from you Mark.
@meganfietsam264
@meganfietsam264 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s gonna go in the drink” 😂😂
@aceblitzgaming9783
@aceblitzgaming9783 3 жыл бұрын
alternate title: “Several Heists with Markiplier”
@tiggins1565
@tiggins1565 3 жыл бұрын
hands down best comment
@zayredd
@zayredd 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@theshortestshorty
@theshortestshorty 3 жыл бұрын
"There probably was a lot better way of doing this, but I don't know how," he says as he walks around past the 2 construction machinery he could've used to easily break the house down.
@louiebenson4497
@louiebenson4497 3 жыл бұрын
A
@JoeMama-jg9oc
@JoeMama-jg9oc 3 жыл бұрын
A
@ahmed4363
@ahmed4363 3 жыл бұрын
Why A?
@EwanJP2001
@EwanJP2001 3 жыл бұрын
Get ratio'd
@ahmed4363
@ahmed4363 3 жыл бұрын
What?
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