Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR

Sour Patch Kids has come out with their most insane product yet!! I wasn't expecting ANYTHING like this...
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[@tyeeg.kaison3047]

"Not one, Not two, but Two." - Markiplier 2019

[@SgtIronbeak]

*o b j e c t s*

[@luvsdeceit]

😂😂

[@sckova]

ay lmao

[@LibroProductions]

Where's mark😭😭😭😭 he said month of content

[@Sir_FireFox]

*s o u r p a t c h s o u p*

[@_prestonmarx]

“Those kids are dead, and I ate them.” -Markiplier

[@revenevan11]

"... I gotta leave the country." -Also Markiplier

[@darkbat-7809]

Are those kids or drugs? You can't tell the difference

[@darkbat-7809]

@Nurain Nabilah Nazri just kidding , like that time when mark said "are these mentos or drugs you can't tell the difference"

[@parisscott6037]

That reminds me of caleb the cannibal from b99

[@bluekid_productions2743]

Booty Smacks

[@delusionalkid2022]

at this point, the sour patch kids company is just making new products purely to mess with mark’s head

[@chopstick9002]

Waiting for toothpaste and mouthwash

[@MrGamelover23]

@@chopstick9002 You evil genius. Wait, the actual evil genius is whoever actually spends money researching how to do it and makes it a thing.

[@pumpkinoligarchy6626]

Lmao yes

[@delusionalkid2022]

oh! 200 likes, fun

[@InnerBluePerson]

YES 😂🤣, they gotta keep making stuff for Mark to try and react to!, it’s hilarious 😂 😂 🤣.

[@ChiquitaLoca_22]

They way he was babying us about how long he would be gone like a dad going on a work trip is kinda comforting. It’s really wholesome and weird at the same time and I don’t know why I like it.

[@chloe6049]

AAME

[@AngelPuddin]

he is offically the dad of yt

[@aduffyg]

M A R K I D A D

[@kermitnottheefrog1086]

Ok just saying, it was really sweet and in my house there’s not a lot of affection. It actually made me cry and it *is* really wholesome and sweet

[@RodrickShackleton]

@@kermitnottheefrog1086 are you ok?

[@matrixmushroom2285]

"Not one, not two, but *two* objects." -Markiplier, 2019

[@just_a_strange_traveler]

Reading this made me realize that none of these youtube quotes are gonna be remembered in the future

[@zanderjo]

Ah the nature of being a idiot I know all about it

[@rainycat2180]

I actually had to rewind that coz I thought I heard it wrong >,

[@s_s7341]

MatrixMushroom *yeah it’s big bwain time*

[@user-fj4mz9gv6b]

I was your 800th like be happy

[@fnafguardian5943]

“I was far too poor to afford yogurt.” *Ethan and Tyler: (internal screaming)*

[@angiwater2591]

but then he was a man with many ovens

[@buiscutdog9090]

@@angiwater2591 yes yes he was. You know the problem? He was to poor to afford ingredients :p Also I totally agree thats what Tyler and Ethan would be doing.

[@tayluurr]

I was just thing that when that part came up 😅😅

[@weebvoiceguy474]

What ever happened to Tyler and Ethan?

[@conormeade3849]

@@weebvoiceguy474 Ethan got unverified

[@foxygamer7139]

“That’s painting me in a bad light, but you’re right.” -2019 Markiplier

[@ScAr_wlvrne]

FoxyGamer 713 *you’re

[@Yippeeeeeee18]

You're*

[@foxygamer7139]

SleepyWolf Oh thanks🤣😂

[@jamiefraser3658]

Why tf do people give af about people's gramar online who has the time to carefully make sure that they have apostrophes and shit like have a day off mate

[@foxygamer7139]

Kyran McCown Thanks🤣😂

[@itzwyvernz7326]

Amy: what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an English teacher? Mark: *p a n c a k e*

[@feritye767]

thank you for making this comment, I am both blind and deaf so this comment helped me enjoy a moment in the video despite my disabilities. thank you.

[@milkenthusiast.3486]

@@feritye767 uhhh

[@ni__wolf143]

@@feritye767 Yeah, I'm also blind and reading things like this just warms my heart.

[@joobiejoobie9349]

@@ni__wolf143 as a fellow blind man, I agree with this statement

[@damiandesjardins]

Common mark logic

[@nixodian108]

"Go-gurt: the men's yogurt" - Markiplier 2019

[@Phoebe5448]

More like cursed yogurt.

[@soorian6493]

Mmm... Phallic

[@bukos997]

What about Go-onnise: The Men's Mayonnise?🤔

[@sophiecleveland5263]

“What do you call an English teacher mixed with a dinosaur?” Mark: *a PaNCakE?!*

[@marshmallowfluff1823]

I thought it was going to be a philoso-raptor

[@alchemist824]

That's a guidance counselor mixed with a dinosaur

[@dottydachicken8440]

A grown man said this

[@matthewmacfarland0]

marks right i guess

[@saturn3758]

Mark makes way better jokes then u

[@W0lfenstrike]

'Sour Patch Yogurt' Mark: *SCREECHES IN TACTICAL SHOVEL*

[@juliannastewart524]

I actually like those and I do eat them

[@Bikeuhh]

“The disasters of 2019” oh so innocent mark.

[@childeaterieatkidz4208]

I bumped you up to 200 so fkn satisfying

[@Quinnster_]

*shudders*

[@stitchz626]

If only he knew.....

[@michaelkarlin3727]

That's what I was thinking.

[@k4lied0skull_]

if only he knew what was crawling upon the world...sigh.

[@gloriajones3952]

Him reassuring everyone that he would only be gone for “ten times three sleepies” was actually super endearing and sweet

[@user.11358]

It made me smile. 😂

[@gloriajones3952]

@@virtusetglorie you'll get there soon lol :) it's super sweet

[@TVMAN1997]

I thought it was patronizing lol🤣

[@ryanv1279]

@@TVMAN1997 u taking it too seriously then

[@BananaBoy_420]

Wait what

[@zachn2872]

Mark: “I’ll be gone for 30 sleepies. So when you go to sleep, count 1...” Me: *naps 30 times in one day*

[@caitxox]

Lol

[@artistvibes6169]

That's so wholesome lol

[@royalkaibaby]

Knightfall 25 hypersomniacs rise up

[@babeybelle4609]

When?

[@ashleyarble5089]

Mark: I'll be back in thirty sleepies! Me, an insomniac: *sweats*

[@MadamHatter5755]

Right I was like 30 im lucky if i get 3 hours

[@starchild_tommy]

If you think about it, us insomniacs are waiting at least less than a week for Mark to come back.

[@chaos.faerie]

Bro i'm watching this at 3:45 am he'll be back in like 10 sleepies, max

[@silentfriend369]

Lol!

[@aetherfloats]

Big fucking mood fam LOL

[@cementcarlot]

Mark: talking about how bad 2019 is Everyone now in 2021 : "oh just wait for 2020"

[@pogchamp8930]

ye lol

[@intellectual_idiot7195]

2021 has been pretty shitty so far as well

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Me in 2026. Oooooh just you all wait.

[@odasiam6342]

@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet YEAH IKR JUST LET THEM WAIT

[@snasdance9092]

@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet oh f-

[@fk2939]

"Gogurt. The men's yogurt." -Markiplier 2019

[@potatobeangaming4374]

Isn't it like gay yogurt? Since it would be mogurt for men's yogurt ALSO DON'T WOOOOSH ME

[@thetinytimelord]

r/whoosh

[@lke5773]

Potatobean Gaming r/wooosh

[@j1nn0o0o]

@@potatobeangaming4374what. ive been eating GAY YOGURT.

[@jennymathews4292]

“It’s fruit,” she whispers as she slowly slides the go-gurt into produce drawer.

[@leckallen2350]

@I don’t like Lgbt people bro your ass is annoyed (had you fix you to your) Edit: I'm a dumbass I said annoyed except for annoying smh myslef

[@mytriousmushroom6080]

I am living for lixian's editing, Amy's cameos, and Mark's narration.

[@Grumby376]

same

[@largeboy5577]

the true holy trinity

[@unequippedinv]

@@largeboy5577 this was 3 years ago but ive come to remind you its still funny as fuck

[@keylimepie3652]

Honestly, these videos wouldn't be the same without Lixian. He makes these videos 10 times funnier with his edits.

[@thanos1666]

"Not one, not two! But two new sour kids objects!" ~Markiplier 2019

[@denisedinh]

*big braiN*

[@MAVM28]

Dead meme format

[@greensheep4918]

Not one, not two, but too

[@moonie7993]

@@MAVM28 imagine caring about a meme's lifespan This comment made by not-a-sour-ass gang

[@NunjiX]

I hope everyone has a great day and god bless ❤️ Coming from a small youtuber :)

[@coolio_catio]

Pewdiepie: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I got married, got 100 million subscribers, and defeated the enderdragon." Markiplier: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I get to drink Sour Patch Kids pre-workout."

[@AGrayPhantom]

Also got swole and rich in Roblox.

[@sandraortega5106]

@Damien Breisch xd

[@sama8937]

BRUH CHAIN

[@s3pri0t]

I still hope to see Mark, Felix and Sean play minecraft together, as happened in that chapter of the world of warcraft...follow there little kitty :,)

[@Lyree93]

Most people: squeeze the yogurt up from the tube into their mouths Mark: DEEP THROATS ENTIRE TUBE

[@hufflepuffsforthewin1768]

Ikr!

[@Jelly-ij2pw]

hufflepuffs for the win wait thats not how you’re supposed to eat it?

[@neptonyx]

hufflepuffs for the win r/wooosh

[@ItzHope1412]

Don't give the internet ideas for weird porn!

[@gretelschroeder3027]

@@ItzHope1412 lol 😂

[@justacartoonlover9658]

i absolutely love the dynamic between Amy and Mark. There's romantic love, but also best friend love there and I'm here for it.

[@uberfund6967]

when a pre-workout is so bad it causes you to become emotionally unstable enough to punch a hole in a wall.

[@GrowingGhosty]

"Upon drinking this I should turn into a raging monstrosity"

[@fbiagent5616]

Ah, memories...

[@quibblemellow]

,,,"Im sorry."

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

Unus Annus

[@GalaxyGurl06000]

Especially if u get it on the rug that just OverPowers it to the max

[@averyclark1609]

Mark: "Not one, Not two- *"But two-"*

[@failedthanos7349]

69 likes 1 reply (me) time of making this comment. 8:30

[@melancholicccc]

175 likes 3 replies, (me, you, and you), the time of making this comment is 8:44

[@ashleymiller7394]

190 likes 4 replies (me, you, you, and you) time of making this comment 5:52.

[@MrFeet-fd2uh]

@@ashleymiller7394 201 likes 5 coments (me, you, you, you, and you) time of making this coment 4:11

[@luv4dirt]

398 likes 6 replies time of making this comment, 1:46pm Sun 5 Apr

[@thegoblin8269]

So this is Marks new way to vlog, find weird sour patch kids stuff, say what you need to say, eat and review sour patch kids stuff

[@paris2777]

Step 3: profit

[@SuperGamer-wv8wu]

step 4: here comes the money, money money money

[@ImViole]

Well yes, but actually yes

[@sameliott3428]

mark talking to us like a small child actually made me feel safe

[@concept5631]

Mark is our third parent.

[@lindseyhodellserrano8219]

Markiplier: “I can speak Korean” *tries to speak English and fails*

[@monthly.girls.digital8728]

Because he's replacing his English with Korean

[@uIie]

To be fair I was born in America I can only speak English and my friends who grew up in Mexico and could only speak Spanish till they were like 14-15 can speak better English than me so .-.

[@CookingMyWay]

This one killed my Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 r

[@austintilley6647]

I'm leaving for 30 days now, see you you soon lol

[@ProudLoonie]

Crystal The ugly everyone knows hola como estas

[@cocacolazerosugar7260]

Jack: *minecraft* Pewds: *minecraft* Mark: *IM GUNNA EAT CANDY WITH MY SHOVEL*

[@cocacolazerosugar7260]

I....

[@kushagratakjhare]

Yeah he is learning minecraft 🤓 Noob ate sour patch with shovel in minecraft!!

[@bingnova8289]

I don’t like how Jack and Pewds are going back to Minecraft, there those people who played Fortnite because it was a hit, they stopped playing Minecraft when it was lame, MARK IS COOL!!!

[@t.jrocket2589]

Tactical shovel

[@caitxox]

CocaCola ZeroSugar nice profile pic, what video is it from?

[@EldritchDoodler4828]

"I hid them where Mark would never look" *T h e T o p S h e l f*

[@Darasilverdragon]

*R 0 0 D*

[@lustrouslamb3999]

Epic burn

[@kinghekizee3166]

Shots fired

[@Abi-2790]

oof bruh that is straight BURRRRN!

[@twanv.spronsen4386]

little people worst nightmare

[@BlankMoments]

Imagine not being able to afford yoghurt, to now owning five ovens.

[@dontmindme4885]

Markiplier: **acts like a crack head and talks to a box** Amy: *”this is fine”*

[@lilkiwi_7977]

Both of her are me

[@zizo5349]

it absolutely fucking is

[@fredrickthe1st853]

It is

[@TheRuneTail]

How are people still surprised that Mark is Korean? He brings it up as much as him saying “I’m Markiplier”

[@vidiaplays]

Holy shit Mark’s Korean?

[@gasaiyuno6021]

I never knew.

[@altus2447]

Marki “I’m Korean” plier.

[@nt6108]

Hes also hawaian

[@sharker5000]

Some random guy that you saw in the comments no, he was just born there. It’s not his ethnicity.

[@adamius9639]

Stay safe in South Korea, Mark! Don’t forget your *_tactical shovel!_*

[@SairinEarthsea]

But he threw it so far away.

[@sierra686]

@@SairinEarthsea 😂😂😂

[@R_Sniper445]

Isn't it north Korea you should never go to?

[@Zeldafreak3]

Danyael Gomez yes. North Korea is generally discouraged as a vacation destination

[@alexanderkyprianou3886]

@@Zeldafreak3 it's not even like discouraged you cant go there period. Unless it's for like authorized business uou cant enter or leave the country.

[@ideaslessened296]

“ all the disasters and terrible things of 2019”-Markiplier Pre COVID-19

[@alexjackyperson101]

and its all usa fault

[@TheRainyKingdom]

@@alexjackyperson101 ????

[@snasdance9092]

@@alexjackyperson101 it’s most peoples fault. Cause humans are dum

[@angrytoast3987]

@@alexjackyperson101 China covered up covid so it had time to spread so its China fault

[@alexjackyperson101]

@@angrytoast3987 and still usa fault for not reacting fast enough, literally it take 3 months for them to do something

[@HSF8811]

Mark: "Blue Raspberry is an artificial flavor." Also Mark: *R E D B E R R Y*

[@ViolacTrough]

Finally, Mark will be able to swear at video games in 2 languages.

[@R_Sniper445]

Like PewDiePie

[@1992impala]

That's so true 😂

[@Breadboyuwu]

DWC15 😂😂

[@rommelrobles13]

Just like pewds xDDDDD

[@kennyboy6322]

Felix has entered the chat

[@WillowWispGaming]

Everyone else: Minecraft Mark: *sour* *patch* *kids*

[@extremegaming4772]

and roblox

[@rachaelmccoy5425]

Minecraft sour patch

[@aurimo_]

They're like the same things I think

[@gohanokaminokitsune8919]

Markimoo do anather prop hunt

[@endergonv1theking104]

Moss Patch no it’s Everyone else:Minecraft Markiplier: roblox

[@thepreposterousnobody1503]

Mark is just good at pointing out he's point but at the same time he can lead you off-topic and bring you back easily and the off-topic still makes sense... A man who knows quality content

[@concept5631]

Man's been in the game for a decade. He knows his stuff.

[@comradebagel9995]

"Go-gurt, the men's yogurt" - Markiplier 2019

[@lynnhough9318]

This should be renamed: _Darkiplier failing at English while Sourpatch Kids take over food as we know it_

[@SPIRIT1949]

Yes

[@dogsareawesome9197]

No, then itll get less views

[@staceyramsackal6505]

someone copied your comment ong

[@accthefiend]

u rite

[@Grannysmithedits]

LoboDeSombra 861 yes

[@Edenwillturn]

Mark is just the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch things

[@zekiahmendenerz7013]

Geneviève objects, ya big ol noob

[@Edenwillturn]

Zekiah Mendenerz that’s meeeee 😂😂

[@cecilwhinter]

that made me laugh xD

[@mgbpowder6671]

Now he needs to try the new Sour Patch Kids ice cream.

[@Edenwillturn]

Donovan Silva today’s your day bc he has

[@ferble6925]

when she said the fridge i just imagined her putting it in and whispering "shhh its produce" to the fridge while slowly backing away

[@conormeade3849]

14:15 "I think this is gonna kill me, that's why it's called ghost, cus you bout to be one"

[@kraken_05515]

I laughed so hard

[@Thesnakerox]

Favorite part of the video right there

[@JackSilver1410]

"It's not ba- it's just.. it's like- IT'S BAD!"

[@dextro4863]

I like to think of Mark as my internet Dad that has a unnatural obsession with New Sour Patch products.

[@crazialex]

Yeeee haaawwwwwww

[@pedromoraes7632]

"Nice, Daddy uploaded a video."

[@crazialex]

@@pedromoraes7632 I want more

[@bruh9009]

The replies are gay

[@pedromoraes7632]

@@bruh9009 That's a way of coming out of the closet, I guess.

[@zootedclips4305]

Jack and felix: rewinds 4 years to minecraft Markiplier: rewinds but notices roblox and sour patch kids instead

[@bloodmoonlps]

Mark : I found something way better!

[@jacksonj7975]

Yo, the whole sleepies bit is proof that Mark would be a great dad.

[@mrwhiffy2045]

Literally everyone on KZbin: Minecraft Mark: Roblox and Sour Patch Ice Cream, Cereal, and Go-Gurt. Plus a tutorial on the uses for a tactical shovel

[@kaimikalaniYT]

You forgot uno

[@HyperHypocrite]

Nicole The Author literally about to comment that lol

[@essentialhealing1931]

And a great story about the used for a tactical shovel

[@Cman2084]

You forgot his pole dancing skills a few years back.

[@real_black_wolf_8974]

it's actually very bad in roblox it's need to watch flamingo

[@UncleHornieAUS]

Mark at the start of video: I’ve never had a go-gurt Mark after trying one: These taste like go-gurts only sour

[@Awfulfeature]

Lies, deceptions..

[@sjsimom2]

Mark: "This video isn't about Go Gurt or Sour Patch Kids." Me: Did you buy another tactical shovel?

[@melodybishop6279]

No, he bought a tactical tactical THIS time! It’s like a tactical shovel, but more TACTICAL!!! It has everything you need! Tactual shovel, tactical pickaxe, tactical foot stool, you name it! And Tactical Tactical will have it!

[@emilyfogerty6438]

Ikr? Lol

[@callmekit87]

12:51 “If I die- ooh! Is this a coupon?”

[@gabrielburhead4787]

Am I the only who laughed when he said “It’s called ghost because u boutta be one “ while he was struggling to breath

[@mattlindsay8510]

Ghosts!

[@Iliketoshitpostforfun]

XD IKR

[@hayman1222]

Nope not the only one

[@rainycat2180]

You're not alone becoz I'm here😂😂😂

[@hyp3rtrace305]

a sentence i never thought i would hear mark say "the sour patch kids in their ivory tower decided to put their children inside go-gurts

[@thenumberquelve158]

I've noticed, when watching Markiplier, if there's a sentence in your mind that you think nobody would say, it's even money that you'll hear him say it soon.

[@jibedeer2656]

I never thought i would hear anyone say this tbh

[@richinluv07]

I think it’s funnier since it was only seconds before that he said “the man’s yogurt”

[@Seeitall728]

I read this exactly at the same time as he said it

[@thedark_phoenix]

10:25 "Is this pre-workout??" *Flashbacks to the punch* "There's pre-workout on the carpet" "Don't tell Amy!" "The pre-workout got me all hopped up"

[@swanky_swallow]

I was thinking the exact same thing 😂

[@quibblemellow]

*"O A S I S "*

[@brendanbarnard]

@@quibblemellow THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!

[@quibblemellow]

@@brendanbarnard TWO MINUTES MARK

[@countryroads3577]

@@quibblemellow *OASIS*

[@Epex2020]

“That’s why it’s called Ghost: cause you ‘bout to be one”-Mark Fischbach 2019

[@haxl2200]

Markiplier: *goes away for 30 sleepies* Me who olny sleeps one a full moon: *crying in tired*

[@margaretwilson8736]

Dude I have the opposite problem. I'm an adult but can still manage 11 hour sleeps without an alarm clock. I wish I slept less. Please I'm sleeping my life away OH GOD ITS HAPPENING NO 😴

[@pabloelfunko913]

You make mah brain hurt

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

are you having a seizure from the lack of sleep

[@jocelyncrosby9724]

I am your 400th like :D

[@absentisomnis8650]

this is big brain time

[@kirawalrus_ttv]

“All the disasters of 2019” 2020 peaking around the corner: “Just you wait.”

[@TheVirtualObserver]

Corona be like, “I gotchu bro.” 👉🏾😎👉🏾

[@MiningNatureYT]

"All the disasters of 2019" 2020: Hold my Sour Patch Kids Ghost pre workout drink

[@thelesbianwitch8203]

I don't know why I read this like Alexander Hamilton was going to come bursting around the corner and tell us about the million things he hasn't done 😂

[@YogbuscusXD]

First thought with me watching this for the first time now lol

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

@@thelesbianwitch8203 I AM ALEXANDER HAMILTON, HAMILTON

[@Phantomyre]

While Mark was comforting the audience about his absence, I felt like a baby about to cry while daddy is telling me he has to go to work.

[@TheLordnerdious]

Here too. I loved it

[@stephaniecasson8420]

Me too 😂

[@eliwing2991]

I'm crying, I've seen too many happy-sad things today..

[@overpassing-jumpsuit6080]

Legit same, I wanted to cry because of it. 😂

[@christina3537]

bruh 😭

[@Brooke-dy7gx]

'Mark: 'worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019...'' 2020: heh....

[@mrlazarus6778]

"Sour patch please sponsor me!" "Oh God that tastes like vomit I'm gonna die." Ah yes, I see this reverse psychology Mark

[@declantecho1717]

Crimson Dynamite720 “I don’t care if it tastes like shit cause pre-workout SHOULD taste like shit” He is really trying

[@lindseyseastrom3258]

"Ok, so we got blue raspberry, and RED."

[@greenygruettgaming2577]

Everyone else: let’s play Minecraft! Mark: Sour. Patch. Kids.

[@chrisdoman9916]

@I don't like Lgbt people just shut up no one like the plugs like just stop leaching off mark

[@bluej6107]

@I don’t like Lgbt people FUCK OFF YA HETERO See you didn’t like that did you now stop doing it to other people

[@EdibleBacon]

guys relax he's probably just a kid

[@jackmick5592]

(Strange markiplier sounds)

[@phantomsdeadinside5391]

It's more like sour👏patch👏kids👏

[@Lovingmybeautifulife]

Mark: after everything 2019 has put us through 2020: honey, you got a big storm coming

[@7.62Jayline]

Oh my god the meme!

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ad-ss5uz]

Everyone: *makes Minecraft videos* then *gets millions of views* Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

[@depuresso]

a person I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT 😂😂

[@ad-ss5uz]

@@depuresso LOL😂

[@Pokesummons]

Yes

[@icecreamsandwitch3008]

Its a nice break.

[@ad-ss5uz]

@@icecreamsandwitch3008 yeah I agree, but it would still be fun if he played! 😁

[@sheebe_loo6525]

Mark: I've never had Go-Gurt cause I was too poor. Everyone else: Aww shit, here we go again

[@ushugs3099]

It's not "Aww" it's Ah idiota, but beautiful idiota

[@nolanc9432]

Ush Ugs r/woosh kind of

[@ushugs3099]

@@nolanc9432 You're the one that got r/woosh'd

[@malsolo293]

@@ushugs3099 it's aww because he said he was too poor and it's the sympathy.

[@nolanc9432]

Ush Ugs how so?

[@kylieupole9771]

Mark sounds like he's gonna go get milk and never come back 😂

[@LibroProductions]

He never did😢... He's just like my father

[@Obstagoons]

Dad???

[@knightmare_346]

amazing world of Gumball reference? oof

[@ashfre2207]

why are you talking about my dad

[@Allustar]

Daddy, please come home

[@nxbility]

9:12 markiplier would be a great father. i actually smiled at this 🤣

[@DarkHorseDanny]

“That’s why it’s called GHOST... cause you’re about to be one.” Irony ~ Markiplier will be a “GHOST” for a while 👀

[@aiden.117]

Well, technically, it’s not ironic. It would be ironic to say you will turn into a ghost after drinking it and not turn into one, but turning into a ghost after you drink it would just be expected. And yes, I know your “ghost” is used in a different way but that made sense in my mind.

[@davidtorres4625]

@@aiden.117 what?

[@davidtorres4625]

Looks away from screen. . . Where's my hand?

[@alexanderelderhorst2107]

Oh yeah fair point, cause he's about to ghost... away for a while... no? nah not a good one but at least I made the effort.

[@blackpants7385]

@@aiden.117 I don't think that's how irony works.

[@lilachicky]

Let’s just take a minute to remember “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIIIIVEEE OVENS”

[@jordanmartin3077]

SAMMEEEE

[@ciaranash1814]

@@The_Eevee_Breeder the creme brulee markiplier makes video thingy

[@soulgamess6337]

Blurs out Amy’s face even though we’ve already seen it This is Big Brain time

[@omarperez1043]

Why deos that sound like from sean [jacksepticeye]

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

@@omarperez1043 nope on multiple levels

[@DezziDuck]

She was probably on some "no blur that I look bad today" juice

[@kenshiromilesvt.7037]

Its big hair time

[@PeachyFairyFox]

maybe she didn't have makeup on? I hope that's not the reason because that's so vain and conceited. Like, we aren't after you Amy. You don't have to look hot for us. We respect Mark.

[@tinypanda0176]

7:59 when you are trying to remember someones birthday

[@Jayden-nq6yp]

Mark: *Tries To Learn Korean* Also Mark: *Can't Speak English*

[@boeloevanboeloefontein]

But of course! His brain's hardwired for Korean, so he'll do better with it!

[@just_a_strange_traveler]

Like how Percy Jackson is dyslexic

[@Brain_pocketer]

The Observer *DISQUSTING!*

[@Phoenix-fw7bm]

Mnr. Volkstaat tf? Hardwired for korean? So if I’m Chinese I can only speak Chinese fluently?

[@victorcaypop736]

hey guys . I tried so hard on my videos and I need your support.Sry for spamming

[@jennykbrewer]

“That’s why it’s called Ghost; You ‘bout to be one.” 😂😂

[@elijahhaines4006]

"Those kids are dead... and I ate them." -Mark 2019

[@OmniscientWarrior]

"I need to get out of the country." - also Mark 2019

[@foshizzlemanizzle4753]

*box torn apart and standing upside down* Mark: “I managed to open it somewhat correctly”

[@purechaos1091]

This video is a good example of 'when you cant tell if mark is alluding to darkiplier or if it's just a funny edit'

[@shadoww6230]

darkiplier: so true Me: he is not alluding to you go away

[@favianguevara5912]

“Sour patch kids is an *Object* “ -Markiplier

[@darkbat-7809]

And chica is his dog

[@darkbat-7809]

And chica is a dog

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

he went h o b j e c c

[@wushiru7333]

its a food

[@reynamartinez1073]

I was your 1000 like bro

[@cidiums]

“what do you get when you cross an english teacher and a dinosaur?” “p a n c a k e”

[@destinyblacksword8810]

Yes

[@themapfactory4063]

Yes

[@henri8042]

Yes

[@MaximiZe__]

Yes

[@hiimvez147]

Yes

[@ThunderBear911]

Mark: "why was the go gurt in the produce door" Amy: "Because you don't look their"

[@knightelm]

These videos are slowly becoming more and more cursed and I'm here for it honestly

[@legal_laughYT]

Same. Also FIRST

[@Moonlight-ux5ln]

They become more cursed every year lol

[@Mcf4742]

Back when 30 sleepies was a long time, and the project he was hinting at here being Unus Annus, now dead, hurts. 365 days gone by so fast, 30 sleepies is nothing now

[@fbiagent5616]

Memento Mori

[@kdepp90]

Memento Mori

[@angelinaplacencia2564]

Memento Mori

[@mea864]

Memento mori

[@emilyjeffri]

i thought the big project he was hinting to was heist :0

[@scoopem1]

Mark: After you go to sleep 30 times I will be back Me: *Attempts to take 30 naps in one day*

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

That's the mistake you made. Mark said sleep 30 times, not nap 30 times. Two different things.

[@lone_fyre7528]

FrozenFox Games6 r/whoosh

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

@@lone_fyre7528 You say as if you think I was being serious.

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Lone_Fyre r/woooooooosh

[@apollo8233]

Lone_Fyre no

[@harmonyquinn2557]

“I will be conversational in Korean, that doesn’t mean that I’m fluid.”

[@Arichu_]

Lol this is me with Hindi

[@NiZhiQiang]

Title: Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR Content: “I have to leave the country”

[@operatorbeygx4501]

I love how he was holding the yogurt tubes like a toddler like with his entire fist

[@ellymac6173]

He's baby

[@miadeluna9674]

I still do that tbh

[@bethfaceplays]

How else do you hold it?

[@ag9586]

Yeah because he is and was a big baby

[@fazeracc6]

Well what do u want him to do not hold it

[@caylaweinberg2327]

*Lixian went insane with the edits for this one and i am not complaining*

[@thecatloverarchie1192]

“That doesn’t mean I’m fluid” I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@stellamitkov2500]

"If I die -- *ooh!* Is this a coupon??" -mark i. plier

[@kakashihatake4631]

Heh

[@isabeltheacegal3384]

Most accurate depiction of his thought process

[@redactedredacted2844]

2k19 O_________O U mean 2019

[@itsmilos420]

O______________O you mean 2020?

[@yozza5249]

@@TheMidnightLibrary r/woooosh

[@elwin4151]

"That's painting me in a bad light." "But you're right."

[@Isaj60]

Felix: *plays minecraft* Jack: *plays minecraft* Mark: "i need to be original" *plays roblox and eats sour patch kids*

[@michaelpage5467]

Got to admit, it is pretty original.

[@Masonia_]

Yes

[@DannDorito]

Better then what I do

[@lua_programmer]

Because roblox is better with sour patch kids :D

[@DarkDisc1]

Sour patch kids are fucking fire though

[@Yimster06]

4:22 “it’s... gogurt, eating kids.” -markiplier, 2019

[@samanthacole5014]

this was made in 2019

[@drakethezero820]

Mark: "Sour patch kids sponsor me." Also Mark: "It tastes like vomit."

[@galacticpotato6678]

“Instead of kids, eating, yogurt: It’s go-gurt, eating, kids” You good bro?

[@zt1663]

Are u good what's with all the commas

[@whoopsydaizy]

Thanks, I choked on some kool-aid as I read this.

[@theobeseengineer1502]

Delicious

[@josephfield6903]

I read this comment before watching the video. I thought you just made it up XD

[@uIie]

It's Mark eating the yogurt that ate the kids

[@patato3429]

“Not one, not two, BUT TWO” Me: I- wut...

[@LazGato]

Oh yeah its big BRAIN time

[@rural5876]

@@LazGato me brain are big strong

[@codhater2000]

Guess it makes sense since lebron only won twice with miami

[@larvaedadindex]

This here is what we call a joke my man

[@wildpanda4023]

Welcome mark’s channel

[@space._.raccoon1060]

Do you remember the before the largest betrayal yet? This is it, its so distant now

[@haydenspencer6745]

13:42 So Mark you’re telling me you began to drink something really disgusting, then proceeded to skull it anyway. Yep that sounds like Mark.

[@UnclaimedSponge]

That's the thing. You pound it all right away before the aftertaste has time to catch hold.

[@bluekid_productions2743]

@@UnclaimedSponge I dont even know what going-HOLY SPACH GOD YOU WENT TO FAR BY SAYING KILL MARK!

[@Saigo4k]

The fuck happened here? 😐

[@jdtron179]

The fact that he didn’t eat it with a tactical shovel made me very angry

[@glyph__]

I was so afraid he was gonna slice open his mouth and become joker when he was eating the ice cream

[@mothsama]

I actually bought a tactical shovel and went camping. It's my best friend now 🙂

[@noah.6o4]

JDtron 17 go away

[@qihaochen8399]

@@glyph__ jokerplier

[@oskarcanta8907]

I got a tac shovel

[@izzydadropout]

*PewDiePie: MEME REVIEW👏👏* *Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS REVIEW👏👏*

[@samsemy6825]

No it can't be two claps, Pewds wont do anything, but you know how Skynet is doing these days...

[@aphex2056]

I guess someone needs to afford first class plane tickets to South Korea

[@KurtBenedictWilburBPUA]

What part of the vid did he say it

[@oddballentertainment9907]

Mark: “It’s so worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019 to lead up to this point where I’m able to drink sour patch kids pre-workout.” Me: *Laughs and cries in 2020 and 2021 knowing that it’ll be worse in the future*