Everything Markiplier Does in a Day | Vanity Fair

[@GarmanyRachel]

He looks so polished and professional, but my mind keeps flashing back to the sour patch kid ice cream and tactical shovel....

[@kalysian]

*cough* howtotwerk *cough*

[@yikes3551]

Danae Goliath the pole dancing videos..

[@anarchistnudle]

99 IQ

[@musicman3351]

I got a tactical shovel for chrismas lol

[@casper189]

Danae Goliath ah of course

[@CaptainSinaSparrow]

Mark does more before breakfast than I do in an entire day.

[@crow2503]

He does more before breakfast than I do in a week

[@derekbradley3763]

He does more before breakfast than I do in a month

[@Slassive]

He does more before breakfast than I have done since I was born

[@Slassive]

Kill me Just kidding pls don’t

[@Frederick0]

Ikr

[@Sulfur67]

Average Runner: *gets up and runs because they want to* Mark: *tricks himself into running via zombie horde*

[@monwren]

Zombies Run is great if you hate running. There's nothing more motivating than running in the dark fearing for that zombies alarm while a 1h remix of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough" tauntingly plays in your earbuds.

[@mapo5730]

I love the zombies run story line, it’s such a great motivator

[@foliumviride2547]

I don't think I can do or take how Mark motivates himself into running... If I did that, my neighbors would see me screaming at the streets lol

[@jettthorp9444]

Hate to be that guy, but... Horde*

[@Sulfur67]

@@jettthorp9444 you right

[@aprilpham9092]

You know what I hate? When you wake up before the alarm goes off but your so sleepy that you try to go back to sleep but you have anxiety that the alarm will go off so you end up losing sleep

[@TheDemonicHorseman]

That happens to me all the time.

[@churchillwang4269]

April Pham YES

[@cxu2014]

Facts bruh

[@flashergoldpower15]

That happen to me in most of the days

[@Meraki-f5k]

So true

[@lps-emily]

Can we just give the editor of this video mega props because this looks like it took FOREVER

[@mccabe8818]

Plot twist, Emily was the editor, jk jk

[@beastestcat3955]

no it doesn't lol

[@chanxesther]

fr

[@JoosepSilm]

It's actually really simple editing

[@neptune039]

@@JoosepSilm i had no idea

[@bluejay7819]

I always forget that Mark is like.. an actual celebrity at this point. He’s very humble yaknow?

[@SebHaarfagre]

He's very humble in real life, not so much in (many) videos hahaha (especially AAA titles)

[@Blackade2000]

I know right, when he mentioned his agent and manager I kinda got stuck there.

[@nateblake7422]

Being a KZbinr requires a village as soon as monetization happens.

[@ObamaToyreviews]

But remember, he is a man who owns five ovens

[@neonwolf1003]

Ur pic is cyoot bluejay

[@sususaku34500]

I love how he is like "this is unhealthy" "don't do this" "I don't take week-ends which I should" and yet he keeps doing all these things. Markimoo please take care of yourself :'D

[@bonniemareeburke7750]

''markimoo'' thats so wholesome lmao

[@jasonstarrising]

Su “Markimoo” I’m sorry but tf lol?

[@sususaku34500]

@@jasonstarrising Well the nickname has been around for quite some time now 🤔 I used it out of habit. But I'm sorry if that disturbed you somehow haha

[@jasonstarrising]

Su No it didn’t disturb me. It was just a little weird.

[@QuiteBluish]

markimoo is a common nickname for markiplier, idk what you people talking about

[@meaganadwyer]

That ending line "and I don't take weekends" was said so peppy and yet it's so sad that he doesn't get a day off. It's why so many creators have burnout is they're constantly producing and hustling - as humans we just aren't made for that. We need time to chill.

[@kittiecandy747]

thing is, weekends are when youtube traffic is highest because everyone else is on break

[@guidetoanything]

@@kittiecandy747 So why not a tues/weds weekend or some other weekdays?

[@strawberryduchess656]

I think it’s cause Mark has said he gets depressed when he’s not busy

[@valerieolivas7387]

Polaris the dragon how?

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

You spoiled the video

[@johnnycutter066]

"So, by the time this is out, my second channel will have launched." :(

[@sociallyineptbean1689]

How could you say that I saw the spiral come up and it hurt me

[@emilyhinkle7508]

I WASNT PREPARED. TOO EARL.Y

[@maramackenzie-mann]

Too soon... my heart is still healing...

[@iaml2348]

Screw you for making me cry at 2 AM... Screw you...

[@lucijajankovic4557]

My toughts exactly!

[@zehnko7377]

Mark: "Dont lose sleep its deadly" Highshcoolers: "Whats sleep"

[@SKII7LES]

Zehnitsu this quarantine has me losing sleep every night. Need to sort it out but I just always wanna do other things! Like watching KZbin, gaming, scrolling social media or just eating..

[@khishgee7016]

actually i had a chance to sleep n watch yt vids a lot when i was in high school and still i got into the best university in my country loool

[@Twistsick]

No sleep in highschool? Try college or uni

[@handleless986]

college student: sleep? is that a kind of food?

[@Kfo221]

Oh no, the poor baby highschoolers are only getting 8 hours of sleep a night. Those poor kids :(

[@AllisonMuddyOrbs]

“and i don’t take weekends!” the enthusiasm with which he said this scared me on a subatomic level-

[@gabrielathomas4783]

It's true he seemed to be happy about that lol

[@devilmayclarify666]

Weekends are overrated

[@FlinnyWinny]

I read that as "subnautica" level and thought it was a joke about how Mark is terrified of the ocean

[@JenIsHungry]

This with his obsessive running, I sincerely think he's going to need a heart transplant.

[@symbolitical4158]

I don't take weekends either xD Busy people usually don't tbh

[@Corviidei]

Why am I not surprised Mark uses constellation for his alarm?

[@tyshco2969]

*S P A C E I S S O C O O L*

[@queensaharaice7376]

@Amanda Boring OH THAT'S SOoOo CoOoOoOL, SO CoOoOoOL. IT'S SO PRETTY so pretty

[@alcatraz754]

@@queensaharaice7376 There are BILLIONS and BILLIONS of stars!

[@katsuofox]

@@alcatraz754 Oh look!

[@carrotnoises6981]

@@katsuofox tHERE ARE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF GALAXIES

[@thehopeofeden597]

“My alarm gives my girlfriend PTSD“ ME TOO MARK. I WASN’T READY

[@IJustWantToBeAKnight]

*insert annoying alarm*

[@Kirill-rc5ng]

I'm so happy for Christmas break no more alarms

[@dialena4418]

*SAMSUNG NOISES*

[@nicholaslokos7949]

Any alarm give me PTSD

[@nicholaslokos7949]

@@dialena4418 *Andriod intensifies*

[@leeeunjoo4029]

“Every day is different because KZbin is different every day.” Perfectly worded, Mark, perfectly worded.

[@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy]

my uncle: your little "youtubers" are lazy they just sit in front of a camera and scream mark:

[@danivee8572]

My family: Stop watching them! You're just giving them money! Them in question: *helps donate millions to charity every year*

[@someoneelse4811]

@@danivee8572 While watching TV.

[@lemondigit7309]

My mom loves markiplier

[@angelofdusk13]

I love that they included a pic of pretzels when he said "a snack." Whoever worked on this video either is a fan or did their research lol

[@Lydianime]

I'm so glad someone else noticed! XD

[@lavendarlingv]

Except when he said Chica and they showed Henry lol

[@SoupyLenny]

But pretzels are a common and generic snack (Not saying you're wrong)

[@Potatorot1875]

angelofdusk13 Pretzels! 😂😂

[@NoriMori1992]

elizabeth r. Pretty sure that's not Henry, just a generic dog (maybe even stock footage).

[@helixvfx8569]

You know I now have a new found respect for markiplier, I never knew he did all this in one day and is always slammed packed!! He’s the best!!!

[@levipeterken4020]

Eyy I do Shaun T like him

[@dialena4418]

@@jerrywhy5803 cant blame you 2012/13 feels like yesterday

[@helixvfx8569]

丨Jerry exactly how I felt! Just woke up played video games edited then were done, Never this elaborate!!

[@markotodorovic7013]

I mean his day doesn't sound crazy all. Sounds pretty normal to me. The only thing that is kinda out of ordinary is the fact that he works out runs for 90 minutes a day. Rest is pretty normal, nothing to be fascinated about.

[@selathekobold9832]

@@markotodorovic7013 I disagree.

[@doniellelove4320]

Hey that Lixian shoutout!!! Lixian is a beast at editing.

[@woamx1833]

Agreed

[@foxtrot1634]

Agreed

[@LixianTV]

Thank you

[@woamx1833]

LixianTV just trying to prove what’s true ❤️

[@Corviidei]

LixianTV hey Lixian!

[@pboyle1220]

This is the most professional I have ever seen markiplier. It’s almost like it’s his more mature twin filling in for him

[@sketchylittlethings-7423]

I think at this point the fans don’t care if every video is polished and stuff. We will literally watch a video at 2 frames a second. I care more about the goofy commentary than anything else.

[@jazlynnsanchez5625]

FRAMES

[@sketchylittlethings-7423]

Jazlynn Sanchez pretend it’s right

[@aaronharman5431]

Has to be polished to make it big tho

[@WoobyMe]

Yea us long time fans, sure! But to maintain his channel and stay in people's recommendations, unfortunately he has to continue playing the every day game.

[@settledkoala9496]

Mark: we didn’t have food when I was younger

[@jibedeer2656]

*III AM A MAN.... WHO OWNS... FIVE OVENS*

[@bluej6107]

We WeRe ToO pOoR i HaD tO iMaGiNe WhAt FoOd TaStEd LiKe

[@starlight4649]

He didn't have fingers either.

[@stew267]

We were to poor to be hungry

[@friendlygiraffe3464]

We were too poor to have memories

[@bigboytshanks3173]

He really should start taking weekends though

[@yoloman8534]

Of course he Have to

[@gagetaylor192]

Weekends are when you get the most traffic on youtube though so that'd hurt him a little bit.

[@thefilipinoassassino9665]

He's not ever

[@maiq1218]

@@gagetaylor192 pre-recorded videos that he can post then

[@yoloman8534]

@@gagetaylor192 that's why he have to take week-end for his own good

[@thomaslarkin3307]

Amazing he doesn't have time to cook considering he has FIVE OVENS.

[@duckhugger7692]

He is a man that owns 5 ovens

[@nola4140]

I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *FIVE* OVENS

[@breetastic0567]

He is a man of FIVE OVENS

[@foliumviride2547]

He doesn't have 5 ovens anymore :(

[@duckhugger7692]

@@foliumviride2547 he still has 5 ovens in our hearts

[@silver365]

4:20 “So by the time this is out my second channel will have launched” ...aaannd it’s gone.

[@aqualucy_4817]

Yeah

[@graceb8500]

Memento Mori

[@aqualucy_4817]

@@graceb8500 I will, you too

[@austinkopp9811]

"I snooze ALL the time, I can waste 30 minutes just snoozing away." Those are rookie numbers in this racket

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Yeah I snooze 30 min per alarm haha

[@vuitheirt4704]

I can just imagine mark running and looking behind him like theres something behind him and his neighbors watching lol

[@queensaharaice7376]

Same🤣🤣

[@SupernovaDad]

It ain’t a night run without at least one panic attack

[@goro123451]

I mean if he reaaallly wants to get fit quick he should just swim in the ocean with JAWS music playing in the background

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@goro123451 Yeah, but while he's gotten to where he can tolerate running, he still _hates_ the ocean.

[@Fractured676]

Kinda silly, I'm pretty sure that was product placement, cause the game/app definitely isn't scary lol.

[@residentevil4life]

i'm surprised he has yet to do any kinda of voice-overs for Hollywood films because i can listen to it ALL DAY

[@queensaharaice7376]

Ikr!?! Someone sign this man to a voice over project already!!🤣💕💕

[@Husitka]

Mark actually mentioned that he did get some movie and TV show offers, but he rejected them because he wants to focus on KZbin and his own projects.

[@Husitka]

But he voice acted (and phenomenally) in The Edge Of Sleep.

[@siegelastname4026]

Monika S. Yeah, he did amazing on “The Edge of Sleep”.

[@Husitka]

@@siegelastname4026: Everyone involved did. The only thing I was slightly unsatisfied with was the ending. It felt kind of anti-climactic in comparison with the rest of the podcast. I hope there's S2.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

*Mark* _"as my girlfriend knows, I'm a fiddler"_ *Fischbach.*

[@amittesukku]

Usually I don't notice those, but I just couldn't unhear this one.

[@rita-Shi-Mi]

"I'm Mark, *And I'm gonna Multiply Myself.* " Markiplier

[@MansTooLit]

Yes.

[@lordbearbonez]

I forgot that Henry is Amy’s dog

[@jasminekellie4815]

and Mark likes to bully him😂

[@kiersashera4280]

When he said workout I forgot that this was Pre-Alex 😂😂

[@jb8981]

ALEX

[@gabizambrano5833]

ALEX #wewerehere

[@fatboi1283]

POPTARTS AND PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS

[@lethimdohisworkforyou1177]

What do you guys mean?

[@cowabanger]

@@lethimdohisworkforyou1177 oh you poor soul

[@ashleighzacharias4795]

I swear, Mark just keeps surprising me on how perfect he is. He is so productive and motivated and does so much for so many people. The only thing I can accomplish in a day is watching his KZbin video that be uploads. Then I'm basically done for the day.

[@amittesukku]

I feel lowkey called out, but honestly, you and me both.

[@c4121na]

So many people that I can relate to

[@henrydoesstuff4260]

Same omg

[@a.avindur]

He almost went off about being poor when he mentioned the soup

[@notthatcarolina7558]

Again with the "we didn't have food while growing up!" Lmaoo

[@mr.blackhammer2186]

HE IS A MAN THAT OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!

[@Raeuka]

he has five ovens but also mentions he barely cooks 💀

[@mr.blackhammer2186]

@@Raeuka That's because he's too poor to learn how to cook😅

[@Raeuka]

@@mr.blackhammer2186 💀

[@JellicleKitten]

"I'll just take an entire brick of cheese to my desk while I'm working and tear through it" Me: Markiplier and my husband might be the same person

[@elliotwatkins]

Cheese is good

[@malevolentmaddness6948]

@@elliotwatkins good is cheese

[@elliotwatkins]

Indeed my friend

[@princedarkness8029]

@@malevolentmaddness6948 good cheese is

[@Soupslutt]

Mark might be me tbh I love cheese

[@skwerwl]

"I will tear through a block of cheese..." Yup, sounds like a Midwesterner.

[@genghiskhan4883]

i eat like a quarter block of cheese per day, i honestly didnt know this was a normal thing for midwesterners to do

[@barbaraberman9459]

@@genghiskhan4883 how's the wives?

[@deepaparakkal4241]

@@barbaraberman9459 Bro, around 0.5% of the world's population are his children.

[@deepaparakkal4241]

@@barbaraberman9459 There is a 0.5% chance that you are his offspring.

[@GamingwithACK]

A very hard working man 👍

[@charliemartoglio697]

Indeed

[@lemondigit7309]

True

[@deadnamedan6726]

This just makes me appreciate his content even more. But honestly...I hope he takes more breaks in 2020, just to relax a little. I know it won't happen but still.

[@waffledemonoverlord4232]

Me: * has unhealthy sleep schedule for years * Markiplier: DON'T HAVE A BAD SLEEP SCHEDULE Me: * stops having a bad sleep schedule *

[@acronolozki]

been having bad sleeps for a month now (sleeping at like 7am to 3pm), think its time to fix that now...

[@Raeuka]

I saw this vid and i went to sleep at like 10:30, i woke up at 4:30, still not the best but its a start!

[@B33st1ng]

@@acronolozki your sleep time is good, your sleep schedule however,..lol You're getting a good amount of sleep but your sleep schedule is of someone who is working nights(so I presume that's not the case). ^^

[@apexyl5135]

Waffle Demon Overlord Me: no sleep schedule Mark: DON'T HAVE A BAD SLEEP SCHEDULE!! Me: you know what? I'm going to change *later at night* Me: MUST. START. SLEEPING! Me: I have failed

[@Phoenix_Down444]

Mark: Don't have a bad sleep schedule Me: Okay Brain: Hey remember that mistake you made 10 years ago?

[@queensaharaice7376]

The zombie run app sounds exactly like something Mark would download/use🤣🤣

[@judestarbabypup]

I'm curious now!

[@shelby1941]

I've tried it. It effective but utterly terrifying if you run early morning or later in the evening when it's dark

[@shelby1941]

Or if you live in the middle of nowhere and your nearest neighbor is a mile away

[@twjb5541]

Mark: Don't lose your sleep!! Me: watching this at 3 AM

[@DeadlyMnM]

And now that second channel doesn’t exist. Memento Mori

[@alicialuvlee]

Memento Mori 🤍🖤

[@Pilusajaib]

Memento Mori⌛

[@bethanybratton6630]

Memento Mori🖤🤍

[@CatsMeow_]

Memento mori

[@artsyostrich8333]

memento mori 😭🖤🤍⏳⌛️

[@randydonut7385]

I feel so bad for mark, doing all this just for us and risking sleep for KZbin videos and A heist with markiplier.

[@AL-lh2ht]

If it makes you feel better he is one of the highest payed youtubers earning millions.

[@gagetaylor192]

@@AL-lh2ht Money doesn't fix how burned out and stressed he probably gets all the time.

[@dialena4418]

The thing I feel bad for is that he gets so little time with his gf

[@cymonin5549]

I don't feel bad about him spending his time on things he really enjoys doing (such as Heist with Markiplier), but man, it seems like he doesnt get any free time to be with Amy, or even just for himself. I didn't really think about his schedule before, but now I'm really surprised he hasn't taken more breaks over the years.

[@DoodleDan]

And the food aswell, like what the heck? He's literally eating crap most of the time I hope he's ok

[@DJUnlimited]

I love how everyone else is like "I DO THIS. AT THIS TIME. EVERYDAY. I AM MR. SCHEDULE!" And Mark is just like: "Meh, I kinda just do things and go with it."

[@lll_louie_lll]

First wired, then vanity fair? Keep it going mark!

[@rubikthegeek2138]

He's also been on quite a few talkshows

[@bradtoddler3765]

I hope I won't get weird recommendation after I watching this… 🙄

[@ToxicSkull0]

Vanity Fair Employees: “Ok Mark here’s a clock try to do a good intro” Clock: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@Alys_World18]

I feel Amy with the alarm Ptsd, my summer alarm was a song that I always had on at full blast so I could feed the horses. Now whenever my sister plays that song I have Nam flashbacks

[@vierots9572]

pro tip- i made my alarm the markiplier outtro so that its impossible for me to hate it and it actually works !! been using it for about 6 months now and i dont wake up annoyed anymore and i dont have the Subliminal Alarm Dread hearing it outside of my alsrm

[@milesendebrock373]

I have permanent alarm ptsd for Payphone by Maroon 5. It wasn’t even my alarm, but I stayed overnight in the waiting room when a family member was in the hospital once, and some random other person had that as their alarm, and it just repeated the chorus on loop, full volume, for over an hour before they woke up

[@gfl8883]

ME TOO and I made the mistake of making it one of my favorite songs 😭🥳

[@theburningphoenix8211]

No one: Mark: I can tear through a whole block of cheese

[@kenjidev576]

cheesing it.

[@sillypplproductions2]

Mood

[@Kim_Marie97]

First thing Mark does is look at phone and realise his girlfriend texted him 20 times to let her in because she didn't have her keys so she spent the night in *'The Barrel'* (1 like = 1 respect for The Barrel)

[@hellomarjory]

gone too young

[@Lydianime]

Big preesh

[@haro_yemon]

F

[@dr.jyothycr4751]

Big F

[@KromTheGod]

F

[@edwardkonrad4353]

Mark, we love you and your videos/projects, but please don't overwork yourself !

[@yoloman8534]

Yeah you right

[@saraklassen4170]

I'm only doing school and a part time job after school, but I couldn't handle working weekends. But that's probably just cuz I'm lazy so...

[@edwardkonrad4353]

@@saraklassen4170 no, no. no. taking weekends off is a humane and important thing, so you don't overwork yourself. If you'd be lazy, you would not have a part time job after school.

[@aidanhodson2664]

Mark: get your sleep Me at 5:06am doing an all nighter: aight bet

[@walker_19880]

exactly one am: why are we still here

[@libig8245]

"So by the time this video goes up my second channel will have launched" oooooh. that stings. if you know you know

[@oliviagabriel3233]

Memento Mori 🔳🔲

[@gfhk5085]

No you don't have2 hours to wait, but I'll tell you what you do have. YOU ARE A MAN THAT OWNS FIVE OVENS!

[@saucewaifu]

Legend says he has acquired a SIXITH OVEN!!

[@casper189]

Kadin Cochrane yay

[@Dami_Ka]

@@saucewaifu I can't believe Mark has acquired all the Infinity Ovens

[@HopeHendershot-Moskal]

Mark: I like to cook. Me: You better. You're a man with 5 ovens!

[@ItsSoupyDownHere]

Mark: "DON'T LOSE SLEEP" Me:*Looks up at clock... sees it's 1 in the morning* "Oh" Mark: "IT'S DEADLY" Me:"Oh?" *continues to not sleep knowing I have stuff to do tomorrow*

[@OhItsKobi]

Me right now. It's 4.30am and I have school at 10am T_T

[@hiffahyphae6707]

Haha, weaklings. I have the special thing called... HOMESCHOOL

[@graveyardmonarch1629]

@@OhItsKobi You have school at 10?! Mines at 7:20, wtf. I usually go to bed at like 6 am or something. I'm gonna die.

[@maybesyahiid7212]

5:18 mark mentioning lixian is so sweet

[@ComView19]

Just, how does he figure all this stuff out, building up a team, delegating tasks. Impressive to say the least, gives me a new perspective on what other big KZbinrs have this kind of network.

[@ohboi9990]

By 2:51 I muttered “oh my god it’s only 8 am.” He does more in the span of 2 hours than I do in a day.

[@zombro1157]

Markiboi is best boi

[@kenjidev576]

agreed :3

[@127sys]

Mark: my dog chica Vanity: **shows henry**

[@NoriMori1992]

Xew DiBenedetto I don't think that's Henry. I think it's just stock footage of dogs.

[@grant13337]

this guy should do youtube, he’s perfect!

[@ilovetopiss]

Omg,I know. He would be a GREATTTTTT KZbinr

[@DEDomain]

@@ilovetopiss Omg,I know. He would be a GREATTTTTT KZbinr

[@NoNamex1412]

@@DEDomain Omg,I know. He would be a GREATTTTTT KZbinr

[@legostmoeliot4360]

Damm cant wait for him to make a KZbin account.

[@arcitekk]

Yeah, I am waiting for him to make a KZbin channel.

[@Raeuka]

"Warning, Zombies Detected" Me: *suddenly turns into scooby doo*

[@PredatorH2O]

Mark: Don't lose sleep. It's deadly. Me : Has slept less than an hour. Don't worry btw. I don't do it often.

[@pyb6]

predator H2O Happens to me all the time

[@pyb6]

Poopy funny haha Confusion

[@chey6073]

His alarm tone gave me PTSD too

[@thetalantonx]

For me it was the crinkling-a-potato-chip-bag-on-a-microphone sound they were using to represent the clock flipping quickly.

[@aimeegates]

*sees the hourglass and mention of time* Me: UNUS ANNUS

[@Smokecall]

We all thinking it, sounds like they recorded this back in early November though considering what Mark was bringing up

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Smokecall and plus when they were talking about heist with markiplier I think they also did it when they had just finished a heist with markiplier

[@chaoticonionfucker8575]

Memento mori

[@Ventenna]

memento mori

[@darkfurno8990]

Memento mori

[@virtualvivi]

Him talking about his "second channel" launching nearly had me in tears. I haven't heard an acknowledgement of *[REDACTED]* in so long 🥺💖

[@Bri-xn3lh]

Mark: don’t lose sleep! It’s deadly! Get your sleep! Me: *watching this vid at 3:30am and pulling an all-nighter for a paper* ....😬

[@ArianaMeyNana]

I love that he mentioned Lixian! And ofc Amy

[@Candy-dq6ob]

omfg that zombie run thing sounds so fun!!!!!!! I want to do it!!!!!

[@courtneyburian453]

Its so much fun! There's also an option designed for treadmill if you aren't in a good location to run through a park/neighborhood. Its also on android if you don't use Apple. I don't use it anymore, but i do believe it's just called Zombies: RUN!

[@Gabi-gg5de]

Ooooh I need to get this loll, probably gonna give me nightmares coz that's just me but anyways .... 😂

[@PetriBass]

I love how when Mark mentioned getting a snack, they chose to show pretzels...

[@Corviidei]

Eh one more

[@snackalicious_2424]

I don't get it

[@Corviidei]

Lexie Bradford just look up “pretzels Markiplier” you’ll understand

[@snackalicious_2424]

@@Corviidei I'll be back here with my reaction

[@snackalicious_2424]

@@Corviidei oh my god that is blessed

[@elizabethlane47]

I watched this video and realized, Mark is basically my addiction. I’ve been watching him now for over 6 years... I was introduced to him by my brother, and was instantly hooked. I can’t ever remember laughing harder than I did while watching his goat simulator videos. He’s such an influence, and such a good man and this was a really weird rant...

[@expiredibuprofen4389]

When he mentioned unnus aunnus It hurt

[@badgerhuan]

I love that you can tell it was recorded during the Heist press junket bc of that leopard print shirt haha. however, really disappointing to see that vanity fair couldn't be bothered to fact check Lixian's name. it's literally in the description of every video Mark posts! not that hard to find, you guys.

[@sunsetvoir]

the zombie run sounds like a good idea! thanks mark :D

[@queensaharaice7376]

Ikr!?🤣👌 I'm gonna look into it today🤔

[@courtneyburian453]

Its really fun. Its on both Apple and android. 10/10 recommend

[@sunsetvoir]

@@courtneyburian453 do you know the name of the app?

[@courtneyburian453]

@@sunsetvoir There are two actually. If you want a more story based activity, theres Zombies: RUN! i believe thats what its called, anyway. And then theres Zombie Run 5k which I believe is that app that Mark is referring to. Both are great

[@monwren]

It's definitely a good place to start if you dislike running, the story is immersive so you can actually feel like it's the apocalypse.

[@catalinakavin9634]

I never knew Mark did so much for his viewers. I can't imagine how much stress he is under.

[@fidget934]

Mark: *talks about getting a snack* The picture: *_Pretzels_* Me: *war flashbacks to the pretzel video*

[@cosam-shop]

Just... One... More...

[@Eggsther]

7:31 "I like to cook" *flashback to that video where they cook with uuuhhhhhhhm toys.....*

[@mybug31]

Markiplier: talks, breathes, blinks Me:WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWNNNNN My friend: bro chill Me: WRITE. THAT. DOWN.

[@smleeish]

Of course Mark would have a horror-themed running app lol 😂

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it meant he has meetings where his friends where horse masks with him and talk about video ideas and I just thought “yep sounds about right

[@thomasdaintree3089]

Dog breakfast: food, multivitamins, gravy/salmon oil. Marks breakfast: I don’t know eggs or something.

[@oznofow]

And here I am in school like “wow I only have like 8 hours of spare time ugh school sucks 🤮🤮”

[@jonsena6yearsagoand949]

The adult life is hard bruh

[@semidecent4395]

@@zucchini3857 I’ve got similar numbers, sometimes you just don’t get that much hw

[@ThePhantomKnightHR]

I love how he is really modest about all of it, great job Mark!

[@amnathegrande]

Mark: first talks about making vids for his channel. Also Mark: "yeah so I have to make videos for my second channel..."

[@RosesArePink210]

wow who knew someones life was its own inspiring thing. A Heist with Markiplier holds a special place in my heart. that passion project did do what you wanted it to do. also i still cant get over the fact that these videos are coming out oops

[@symphoniesofthesea]

0:00:000 vibes anyone with that alarm clock

[@smocyraccoon2214]

Ah...a glimt of what once was...Memento Mori friends

[@katierondinella8159]

I USED TO USE THE ZOMBIES RUN APP ALL THE TIME WOW

[@Ryndia]

Yes Mark, please take weekends off, sometimes at least x_x Thanks Vanity Fair for having Mark and this video! :D Cool to see Mark on other vids too ;)

[@claranadine1086]

Mark: *explains his alarm sound Me: Write that down! Write that down!

[@mr.noride7226]

Relating to the alarm, my alarm ring tone for waking up for school in the morning is Secrets by One Republic. I used to like a that song, but now I can’t stand it because anytime I hear, all I can think of now is waking up super early in the morning for school. The first thing that plays in that song is like a chello or something, so anytime I hear an instrument like that, it also makes me freak out sometimes because waking up at 6:45 in the morning is not the best. It used to be worse back when I was in middle school because then I was waking up at like 5:30. Now I am a Sophomore in High School.

[@trash4321]

"Get your sleep!" Me at 2 AM with classes later: okay

[@NexSicarius]

Woah, really didn't expect him to do one of these! Great video.

[@culaedavid]

imagine bringing a gamer here, it'll be like: -wakes up at ... am -plays -goes to bad at ... am

[@vincentjacob8358]

First *WIRED* and now *Vanity Fair* What's next? Cus we need more of this.

[@cottagecre]

Vincent Jacob Vogue

[@pandify]

Markiplier lives the life that a lot of people want. He’s humble , kind , and a lot of friends that make him happy. What really shocks me more is that Markiplier is only in his early 30’s, yet makes more income than most people. I’m amongst the people that absolutely love Markiplier for who he is , and how awesome he is.

[@theworldsbestpodcasteverD]

4:20 and by the time we’re watching this, your second channel is gone );

[@kittiecandy747]

jesus, by 11 am he's done as much as i would do in a week

[@Newt1981]

Mark always has such great shirts.

[@Corviidei]

He looks real nice in leopard print.

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

Everyone is tripping over themselves about a heist with markipliers, but I remember the oh markipliers interactive story Rip a date with markiplier, I will remember you

[@ashpotatoes94]

If Mark was always this level of chill but funny, I'd watch his content. Idk why he always cranks it up to an 11 for his videos. This is so nice.

[@kingstevengames]

What I like most about this video is Mark lays out how much time and effort he puts into every aspect of his videos. Now when I try to make videos and feel like I am spending too much time on something 'small' (like 30 mins on a thumbnail), I know that the professionals do that too!