MARKIPLIER'S NOT SHORT: THE GAME | Inch By Inch

[@t.lanfield1936]

They should make a sequel where he tries to get big again but gets even bigger and bigger.

[@goldenblue8991]

Oscar Glanfield I was thinking the same thing, are there games like that already? If so, he should play them.

[@atlasthetitan463]

That's. A genius. Idea. When I get into college, (Going to an Art school for all different types of art) I'm gonna make your idea a game

[@alextheumbreon1363]

@@atlasthetitan463 Update us when you've made the game, please.

[@4leafclover314]

That would make him even happier😂😂

[@raccoonking6746]

Oscar Glanfield that’s what she said

[@kyyathomas6386]

Markiplier: Sobbing as he becomes one with the boot

[@blueoysters3435]

Markiplier when he is 10 inches tall:*silence* Markiplier when he is 5'4: SHORT, SHORTY, SHORT

[@forestwolfang1962]

Yes I can agree be I am 5'4, why must I be short

[@bim8950]

ha ha short

[@forestwolfang1962]

I'd be twice as tall as you but sadly I never reached my true potential 😥

[@declankelly9350]

@@forestwolfang1962 what does that mean? why didn't u reach your potential

[@forestwolfang1962]

I mean that I never grew to the right height like was supposed to lol, now my cousin likes to tease on how short I am but I'm use to it lol

[@ravenstars8013]

"now I have to be *mad* And *small* In this boot"

[@phoneguy9512]

Lol🐶

[@ihave80hp]

666 likes

[@maddiewallace216]

"Maybe I should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee?" "noo"

[@swahzie]

Mark as a scientist: And now I will carefully put the ingredients in... *knocks them over* *lab explodes* Mark: ....well shit.

[@random_asexual7600]

No, that's me as a scientist.

[@ash93x]

Kippital I was 300th like for your comment!

[@morgansmith2919]

lol true

[@accountofthebird]

Jack would yell so loud they explode

[@keirstynkat]

Markiplier makes: a mess ciz he thought he could be a scientist

[@rosenblau]

So this is what the real world looks like from Mark's perspective...

[@thepotatoekingstudio]

Nice.

[@KiyanPocket]

Not really. It’s only that when Wade and Bob are there. When he’s alone, his ego lets him look down on everything else.

[@lilydean5534]

Hahah

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

@@KiyanPocket Bruh, no need to toast Mark so badly

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@KiyanPocket this comment has absolutely no right to be as funny as it is

[@yyyamila]

“iM iN tHe bOot!” -Markiplier 2018

[@dotbox2526]

2017

[@vipedoesstuff]

@@dotbox2526 2018

[@JustinY.]

Is this game a representation of Markiplier's fears?

[@zombienerd140]

Justin Y. You would think that yeah and oh hey it's you "stop following me" I guess everyone says that

[@13microvolt]

Justin Y. justin do u mind if i want to be like you? also ur everywhere cuz ur the comment king

[@ArixSage]

_it represents his life_

[@lurkerremastered1578]

Im not even surprised when I see you anymore. Hello lol

[@novastar3990]

Woah! You really ARE everywhere! I like you!

[@kooketh-shooketh_imdone580]

*"there's a Markiplier in my boot!"*

[@Papucrue]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone I commented that 3 hours ago

[@brentvettel5343]

lol

[@springytrapthebun1753]

*looks in boot* Yep....sure enough.... Mark: Um...ahem...a kettle help? No.......... Mark: Y? I........I don't know?

[@David-nf9dz]

kooketh-shooketh_imdone what a predicament for mark😂

[@hallielarson719]

lol

[@imdone7426]

He went through the 7 stages of grief whenever he got stuck in the boot

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I'm done there's only five stages

[@pwney400]

All _s e v e n_

[@christopherwalker1823]

+Robert Brotherton No, There Are Seven Stages Of Grief.

[@MaximEyes]

ChristopherWalker Gaming Don’t know if trolling or not, but just do everyone’s informed, there are 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

[@tylercorliss5052]

I'm done omg your so right, but he got lucky at the 6th stage and got out

[@alyciacayemberg2162]

"I'm Not Mad, I'm short!" - Markiplier in a different 2020 video that i can't remember the name of.

[@GravyRave]

Scientist: "I hate this with every inch of my body." Me: "That's not a lot of inches."

[@twincitypolly2102]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn

[@buttons5036]

ROASTEEEEED

[@sharonrichardson6653]

Omg XD

[@tfolyak]

AvenRave o o f

[@tasteimmortality]

you could also use that on me, but id probably slap you in the face

[@spidey1100]

"1 = Too poopy to be coffee." "2 = ???" "3 = Xanium = coffee?" Where's 2? Is it on a high shelf? Do you need a stool?

[@auxviles]

100th like

[@mikethescienceguy]

No, you need a cauldrons, a hammer and a lot of patience

[@InvisibleBlackFire]

*explodium

[@jacktheripper2660]

you madlad you

[@mikethescienceguy]

plural lol

[@bellablackrose7262]

Me: casually is 5’ 1” Mark: *when he is 5’ 1”* wHy aM I sO sHorTy sHort Me: ... :’(

[@tictac3147]

I’m assuming he meant short for a guy

[@tofurama]

OoOoOoOoOf

[@iCamryLife]

I’m 5’ don’t feel bad

[@iCamryLife]

& I’m TWENTY

[@srgshadow538]

being tall is not always the best .im 6.56 etc 199 cm and i can tell you it is freaking enoying to need to buck down for a lot of stuff

[@NinjaSox7]

They should've made a sequel where you're continously growing and it becomes harder to operate smaller things.

[@ThatOwlGuy64]

How big would you get after a game over?

[@mashtyx1997]

@@ThatOwlGuy64 space...?

[@nem4805]

foot by foot..?

[@Jacob-ko2li]

There's a Mark in my boot

[@cieliona]

Jclubsandwich And the award for comment of the year goes to you!!!

[@specccle1138]

Underrated comment

[@nmads2162]

Yes there's a mark in my boot

[@daubernoob2307]

Jclubsandwich "Made In China" Oh yeah I see that mark everywhere. Lmao

[@yellowfire6091]

Jclubsandwich OH MY GOD

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

I think they should add a second mode called "Color by Color" where you start going color blind and need to make an antidote to fix yourself. You wouldn't have the names of the liquids anymore just something like "Blue goes with Yellow to make....blah blah blah."

[@Wins0n]

But then there wouldn’t be a game over, just a life of zen.

[@jonathangerbino2621]

What if you're just slowly getting blinder and blinder? Or faster and faster? Or slower and slower? Or bigger and bigger?

[@wardedthorn6523]

Winson Zen? I know colorblind people; it's just an inconvenience

[@ashtheegg_8123]

Nous Resterons La or have it be they grow inch by inch so they progressively get taller and taller and need to use tiny things to make the antidote

[@Wins0n]

An inconvenient state of zen :3

[@shadowelklord]

"that's important, ima put that on the floor." -- Markilpier Bigbrain

[@TotalAnimeFreak456]

Science labs have microwaves that they use for various procedures, including making protein separation gel.

[@nitromazer9021]

Momiplier:"You could have been taller"

[@brycevo]

Mark isn't Short!!! He's just *Vertically Challenged* ...

[@heyitsstray8219]

O man Im vertically challenged too

[@heyitsstray8219]

:'3

[@cryptidboy7727]

Bryce Mckenzie agreed

[@jessepinkman69420]

(Insert 2018 markiplier meme here)

[@nakedsnake1774]

E

[@mahennatockenstein2929]

“Number one... number three”

[@bloxacoreus2]

Number thre *E*

[@paradisehoodie7881]

n u m b e r f i f t e e n

[@1eft1ungg]

Number SIXTE EEN

[@theuno7808]

Hi I Trigger People burger king foot lettuce

[@shafaet1194]

but that might be what you gaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt

[@Firestar4041]

Sequel idea; At the height you are at the end, you have to make a growth formula, and you begin growing too big. So thus it is then a race against time to make a cure to stop growing before you can't fit in the room anymore.

[@CourtLLRN]

I'm trying to figure out in what universe 5'10" is short. The way he and others talk about his height, I seriously thought he was 5'6" or something. xD

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I would've thought he was in the low 5 to high 4 range

[@Choujifangirl]

Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery believe me guys, its short I mean hell i'm shorter then Mark (only by a couple of inches but still short is short no matter which way you slice it)

[@Endeboi]

Isn’t 5’10” like average?

[@rett064]

I used to think he was 4’5-

[@ronnievega3155]

What's wrong with 5'6"

[@fatherdaniel8923]

And then he goes home and his wife (or husband) is like "Did you make coffee at the lab again?"

[@niche4829]

Someone draw a tiny grumpled Markimoo stuck inside a boot, please! That'd be so cute! PS: Thank you so much everyone for over a hundred likes and for their art! This community is so much like a big family and I love all you guys for keeping this place such a fun and nice area of the internet. =]

[@austynlevi1258]

Avalon Meade I'm literally on it!

[@DarkGamerexe545]

Idiots Relm I would love to see that! Where will you post it?

[@austynlevi1258]

Dark Gamer.exe not sure honestly... Probably DeviantArt (AustynLevi) and Instagram (austynleviart)

[@woahhhhhh]

Idiots Relm I really want to see that

[@theinvisiblespoon6118]

caustic synishade did it on tumblr

[@rsodrealm]

try out the sanbox mode! thumbs up for markiplier to read it!

[@21stcenturybae]

I thought markiplier would have liked the sound of explodium in the morning.

[@Eiosh]

XD

[@youssefdoso7003]

Techno The Destroyer I

[@anayatemple]

Markium + Darkium= Darkiplier

[@ellastarburst736]

Disney Lover OWO AMAZING

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Disney Lover You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

[@therainbowtrinity3823]

True my friend true

[@Hondaki22]

Darkiplier is a coffee?

[@bruc1555]

Darkiplierum

[@arsgoeboy]

Actually Mark, labs do use microwaves sometimes. They’re clearly labeled “not for food” and sometimes other things like “Biohazard” based on what it’s intended for. I think I used a lab microwave for agar once The main thing that stressed me out in this game was seeing the chemical hood sash so high. I thought the Explodium was gonna blow right there and the sash height would be to blame

[@montana5726]

Mark:IM NOT SHORT!!! Me: Our first smol Markipler. What would Momiplier say about this?

[@dokkannn]

OOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A BOOT UNDER THE DESK???!! Tiny plier!!

[@carlbowman6699]

Ahhhh ant😱

[@starhunterwolf9048]

Fudgin Pudim XD

[@crazycriyt8637]

SCREAMIN' AND CURSIN' MORE THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN?!?! Tiny Plier!

[@broken6584]

Fudgin Pudim Lmao

[@tutorydean8867]

HA.HA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@juliano345]

More like Markiplier Simulator

[@chapman_cole0491]

Roasted

[@isaxcore8788]

I love that XD

[@ArixSage]

_more like me i have no life simulater_

[@RikNRolla1229]

Somebody better give Mark some ice, cuz he just got BURNED!!!

[@ArixSage]

_shut it man u a straight furry_

[@frostbitex23]

I must resist the urge to make a Chemistry pun but I fear there will be no reactions.

[@maliisadrable5994]

FrostyFlakes i laughed..thank you.

[@Cr45h0v3r1d3]

That's a rather noble attempt at a joke... lol

[@duncanjohnson7963]

If you aren't careful you'll be a catalyst to something catastrophic

[@jillandjack7631]

Yes u were right

[@alexanderjordan9894]

"This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet"

[@DeannaStar7]

"I'M IN THE BOOT!" Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at that! Someone animate this PLEASE!

[@QtheWhatever]

agreed, this is a good video for animation

[@slenderhorro4305]

THERE IS A MARKIPLIER IN MY BOOT

[@ZorotheGallade]

This joke is kinda shoehorned in.

[@slenderhorro4305]

ZorotheGallade yeah it went down the heel fast

[@cherrydragon3120]

Don't put on your boots!! Just on case there is a mark inside one of them

[@ethan7520]

"We aren't short. We're "fun sized""

[@lemonywater2979]

Luigi yeah what u gonna do about it. This is democracy *buddy*

[@Yirialo]

YEAH

[@janethumphres]

Skelecorn there’s nothing fun about not being able to reach stuff

[@keirstynkat]

"I'm in the boot" (loses all hope) *starts playing IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL FLY AWAY...*

[@VibeyViberson]

Mark: **gets mad that he's 5'1** Me: **Cries in 4'11**

[@-l7-686]

Me: *Laughing in 6.21*

[@VibeyViberson]

Yall are tall wtf

[@xylonus]

@@VibeyViberson its okay if youre still puberty, but the last height result will be sadly unsatisfying for you

[@jacoblimber4040]

Because u a girl okay

[@moonmagic17484]

You: *cries in 4’11* Me: *depressed in 4’8* It can always be worse

[@KamiTenchi]

*Honey I Shrunk Markiplier*

[@whitepalladian]

Frisk uh how could you😨😨😨

[@itsthatleo3970]

*that's not a beaker, that's a graduated cylinder*

[@cherrydragon3120]

Leo Cruz or an universal Bucket???

[@Alexthatsnottaken]

That moment when you become so small your boot becomes your prison and you look back on your life and wonder where it all went wrong

[@voicehead]

that moment when your family leaves you behind to rot but you turn out successful in life and you think to yourself, "TAKE THAT, MOM AND DAD!" but they dont remember you and you remember that they dont remember you and you quietly cry to yourself and you realize youre donald trump

[@Alexthatsnottaken]

Mac_Tonight I hate when that happens.

[@HappyMatt12345]

I'm imagining Bob and Wade as Marks coworkers coming in the next day to find 6-inch tall Mark stuck inside of a boot ranting about how he's not short and a perfectly average height lmao. That sounds like a filler chapter to an episodic fanfic xD

[@aurelionsmol715]

Markiplier: this is a game about a scientist who shrunk in height ...uhh... I thought you were planning to be an engineer.

[@nakedsnake1774]

whizwhite 👏👏

[@jaysmechs2457]

I AM GETTING SHORTY SHORT *WHY AM I SO SHORTY SHORT*

[@albinompaintingllc6414]

E

[@bruh9382]

Please someone make a remix of that

[@meeelatonin7760]

"And like I said,someone stepped on him,and Mark was no more."

[@meeelatonin7760]

CursedHacker I can already imagine the remix- WHY AM I GETTING SHORTY SHORT I AM SO SHORTY SHORT (shoooort) SHORTY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORTY SHOOOORT idk

[@Lunaphire]

I'm pretty sure when he said that, he was my height, lol...

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh, so THAT'S why Mark had a SHORT temper in getting over it.

[@thegojilegend3795]

Ha nice one

[@marsoupie2119]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@thatssj3dude891]

very funny ha ha ha

[@faith_in_kpop_2267]

ugh! that's priceless

[@HouseSol.CassandrasComplex]

I am a PERSON Hey. Can we cut Markimoo a little slack here? >

[@taelynsavitski6220]

Why is no one talking about how he said "tittie sprinkle" twice throughout this video? 😂

[@tuxedobird]

Coolcatz 2018 Yet you only had to wait a week. Seems a bit unfair, eh?

[@tuxedobird]

Coolcatz 2018 Only wait 11 minutes, fool.

[@tuxedobird]

Coolcatz 2018 So it is war. You’ll wait 38 minutes.

[@Astarust]

@what in the world You had to wait 2 days for someone to reply

[@fussyharp9834]

Cole W. Edits You had to wait 3 hours!

[@aislingnichathasaigh8828]

ALL THIS AMAZING EDITING IS MAKING ME DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE OF LAUGHTER!!

[@thelight5741]

Not a Morning Person YES AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQ IM DYING OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOOOK AT MEEE IM DEQDD AHHQHQHAHAHAHHQHA

[@valerie.monday]

Not a Morning Person Ethan is amazing at editing lmao

[@aislingnichathasaigh8828]

so dead you can't spell? :D

[@thelight5741]

Not a Morning Person Nah im laughing too much to spell

[@JamesyHerald]

You're not short. You're just always surrounded by tall people. It's that kind of "beaker half full" mentality we need to maintain to get through our... short... lives.

[@lingyan6901]

fun fact, taller people have shorter lives cus it puts pressure on their circulatory system. So yes, short height, long lives.

[@JamesyHerald]

@ling yan That's a bit sad actually, haha...

[@TheMegaGamingJoker]

MARKS NOT SHORT!!!! Even if his mom said he could be a bit taller... XD

[@jeejypeej]

*takes glasses off* How dare you complain about this family.. *shakes head* _how dare you.._

[@non6882]

Mark: ...fight against the clock Me, still recovering from unus annus deletion: pain.

[@kittyleafdraws9602]

Mark I am a whopping 5'3" I'd be a goddamn fool if I thought you were short

[@melodywrite9216]

kittyleafdraws I’m 5’0”, feel tall yet? 😜😜😜

[@ladygalaxy7396]

Same. 5'3.

[@Carter_the_Cryptid]

kittyleafdraws - I'm 5'3" while my dad is 6'1", he has never known the plight of us shorties. He has been ridiculously tall his whole life, even in grade school he was the tallest boy in class.

[@user-rk8kt6zu5q]

Actual short people unite!!

[@boxofd0gs41]

kittyleafdraws 5’11”😝

[@ethanbbb2854]

I:53 Mark: "Why would a lab even need a microwave?" Me: "Umm, hot pockets duhh!!"

[@rogerinlow2012]

I think I have let go of said hot pocket

[@kelvindavila.2771]

Lame and not funny.

[@kaisikoenrolled8933]

Hot pocket

[@noelle.whydoineedalastname1300]

Ethan Briones finally someone who understands.

[@allinayea7025]

Mark "OH NO I'M GETTING TOO SHORT!" *is 2 inches away from my height* T-T

[@staticscreams4824]

I'm 6 foot exactly, but one of my closest friends is 5'2, I showed her the video and she nearly shanked me :)

[@justaninsidejoke3582]

I am 5'5 =>

[@blevination]

I'm 2'6

[@sahilmadan6901]

Mark- Can't even reach the door knob Also Mark - *I SEEM TO BE OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT*

[@texas_badger1984]

I WANT THIS TO BE ANIMATED XD

[@emptysoul6264]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@XenosX4]

YEES

[@Shadow-qh9fg]

Yea

[@dollitiaa]

me too :p

[@rhiannonblack7174]

it is!

[@bonniebunniegirl4000]

"Why am I so shorty short?"

[@ianmartin5666]

Whenever he got stuck in the boot, I started laughing so hard I was literally crying and wheezing.

[@mxnt__._lynx3358]

OMFG SAME BAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@serenitymartel6683]

I'm watching this video for the 10th time because this was my very first Markiplier video and I can't express how happy I am that I found this video, this channel, this community, and this guy. Love you so much Mark❤

[@MikeAllrightChannel]

Momiplier “ you could be bit taller...”

[@Z-1991]

Too many signing of calendars interrupted your growth.

[@jessicalane1398]

Zevastian 1991 why would he be growing at 28 years old?

[@skylarquestionmark]

Zevastian 1991 your*

[@Z-1991]

Jesscar because he's Markimoo (?)

[@projectreboot1720]

Lol the title tho

[@Egypt_Mummy]

I'm in the boot NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@uselessvillain152]

mark "I don't know what Darkium is" me: it makes an infinite doorway for Darkiplier to get out

[@justanotherfurry420]

You actually aren't THAT short, Mark. It's just that everyone else is too tall.

[@Nick-sy2md]

logic

[@cozysweaterinc.4523]

RisenSatellite I’ll say I’m short or be like “hey I grew” and my mom will say something like “ you’re not that short, your friends are just giants”

[@justanotherfurry420]

SMOLL BEAN Exactly, except both me and my mother are short. I'm already an inch taller than her but I fear in still gonna be a short stock totally not like Markiplier.

[@braedenw.4156]

Why does this game make me anxious

[@mery9137]

IT SHOULDN’T BECAUSE IT IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL HEIGHT

[@MAY1AVIV]

same

[@ertok7067]

For me it was the thought of being stuck in a boot, and waking up Monday to a scientist putting his foot into that boot.

[@NoahHalfSquid]

If you want true anxiety, pause at 4:21...

[@dylansee7290]

Shortyplier

[@ArixSage]

_15 shorties to be exact ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

[@pencilpoet4167]

They called Markiplier "Todd Anthony Shaw" in high school.

[@pencilpoet4167]

Look it up

[@egodragonvm66]

Every time mark said DARKIUM I was like “Darkiplier?Darkipliers an element?”XD

[@Freakous6000]

"There's a Mark in my boot!" -Woody, probably if he was watching this

[@Khazaboom]

I guess you got SHORT changed by this LITTLE game. That's a TINY problem! *grabs coat*

[@cookiedough2535]

Jk

[@rachelahrens9696]

Yes. Just, yes.

[@blackdryburnt2074]

Here is the logic of some people, which is my pet peeve when it comes to height: Eric: I am 5'10 Dave: You are short. Eric: How tall are you?! Dave: I'm 6'3 Eric: Well you're short too Dave: No I'm not lol Steve (who is 7'0): Yes you are. Cain (Who is 7'2): You ALL are short.

[@shafaet1194]

You're uncles are big af yo, and you got short af friends lmao where you live? Such substantial height dfferences, in my country literally everyone's within the range of 6'0-5'6, with some odd ones out who are very tall 6'2 or 6'4, and some extreme shorter people(at least according to our height) who are around 5 feet~

[@ineedaname5928]

I mean technically though, they are short compared to them. I kind of jokingly walk around calling my friends short ( if they don’t like me doing that I won’t ).

[@shafaet1194]

how tall are you?

[@ineedaname5928]

Mythical If you’re talking to me, I’m 6ft 4. Still growing as well.

[@shafaet1194]

+Just a masked man Damn that's tall, you're a big guy, ever thought about playing Basketball?

[@d1gital.star.]

Mark saying Lynxium BEFORE Lixian was his editor: *Nothing* Mark saying Lynxium AFTER Lixian became his editor: Lixian: " You called? "

[@magentafoxrose1402]

PERFECTLY AVERAGE HEIGHT!! 👍👍👍

[@bantv3418]

Elizabeth Santiago You Are Right 😍😍

[@albanian2408]

Elizabeth Santiago xnxx

[@Rainok]

LOL Your funny

[@dredgenwar2375]

On a late Friday night, a new scientist named Mark was incredibly tired after a long day of chemical experimentation, so he used the lab equipment to make some sweet, delectable coffee. After drinking it, he felt strange, as if his legs were weak and frail. He soon realized that he was suddenly shrinking. Frantically, he started grabbing, fusing, and drinking every chemical he could get his hands in. He eventually narrowed his options down to one, Darkium. He chugged it down, as this was his final chance to save himself. It worked, to disastrous results. He grew back to his normal size, rejoicing the chemical. Then, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his pituitary gland as it changed him to a bad person and corrupting his positive attitude. Finally, a strange black gas came out of his eyes and mouth, now known as Vantablack Gas. He collapsed and then flew up, floating skin to that of a ghost. This was the birth of a horrible physical manifestation of all of Mark's hatred, grief, and pain that would be known to us as Darkiplier.

[@dredgenwar2375]

This is supposed to be an alternate-dimension origin to Darkiplier, if you wanted to know.

[@lasthourofmay2153]

I love this

[@acreativename9186]

Skeleton Gaming H YOU NEED TO MAKE THIS A BOOK LIKE I'D PAY MONEY FOR THIS

[@Cryinghh]

When I heard "Darkium" my mind snapped to Darkiplier xD

[@dredgenwar2375]

Melody Bean .3. :3, Thank you, that means a lot!

[@accountofthebird]

Let me get this straight. KZbin thought it'd be okay to give me a Logan Paul or Jake Paul or whatever Paul video notification, when I've never seen a Paul video in my life, but it didn't give me the notification for this video when I've seen all of your videos? Interesting.

[@shea-lynfriesen3239]

nut on ya titty KZbin is fucked -_-'

[@ayy.itss.emmaaa2584]

oh geez call the paramedics KZbin IS DRUNK AGAIN

[@monkeytank4243]

And here we can see just how powerful money can be.

[@accountofthebird]

Luisa Taiye Me too.

[@accountofthebird]

Luisa Taiye lmao I figured I've done that before

[@ashleyallen7599]

0:13 Him: before- me:BEFORE YOU ARE LITTLE TO LATE! him:no

[@jinxyourlife]

Mark: I don't know what the duck darkium does Me: it gives you an evil persona like darkiplier if that's so GIVE ME DARKIUM MARK please? And your not short mark your a perfectly normal height to me

[@jcdenton4534]

Evelynn Dyas *yous'nt

[@jcdenton4534]

Evelynn Dyas You did what?

[@DueNorthGaming]

Evelynn Dyas Mark drinking Darkium would make a good fanfic lol

[@bearwolf8827]

Evelynn Dyas I

[@coldestbrew9909]

darkium markium

[@QV33ee]

One could say Markiplier *GOT THE BOOT*

[@EurydiceGaming]

😂😂😂 nice one😂😂😂

[@thatoneguy9582]

Supreme Overseer -and one for Jenny and the wimp-

[@swezdoggaming3465]

No the boot got Markiplier lol

[@montana5726]

YES PUNS!!

[@BetaNights]

The thought of a smol grumpy Mark stuck in a boot until someone finds me just makes me chuckle. xD Thanks, Mark! This game actually seemed really cool!

[@Choujifangirl]

What would’ve made this funnier is every time he shrank his voice would get higher up to the point where he got stuck in the boot

[@Spring2137]

*MANS NOT SHORT*

[@FraggBear]

always tall

[@fordsrest]

Take off your heels. Mans not short.

[@w.dgaster2563]

*MAN'S NOT SHOT IN THE THOT*

[@glitchyt3234]

kinda im 12 and im 5 ft 6in dude but pretty tall for most of my uncles are like theirty and im taller than them

[@lordcypher5889]

Well, I'm 15 and only 6'5, and I'm still growing. To me, everyone is short. P.S. It's not very fun hitting your head on literally everything.

[@asherring9605]

Me: *sees title* Me: we know honey we know

[@sorenmine7765]

"i feel like they could expand this in a *big* way"

[@EurydiceGaming]

Nice one :3

[@sorenmine7765]

Kitty Princess i just quoted the end of the video. :3

[@facefisted]

Lol

[@minecraftstorymode620]

I like were your going with thiss

[@snowyfox7459]

thats what she said lol im sorry

[@beefiestsurprise269]

I work in a biochemistry lab, I can confirm this kind of thing happens every week

[@audreyegnew6758]

You are not short you're just surrounded by giants

[@kailiahseekings1357]

9:08 Funniest scene ever!

[@IAMASPACEWIZARD]

"What do I do with Exodium?" You use it to obliterate Seto Kaiba's Blue Eyes White Dragon, duh!

[@sociallyineptbean1689]

“It’s kind of an interesting concept to fight against the clock”

[@ingeaten]

Memento Mori friend

[@deus-solanumtuberosum9526]

Ders a mark in ma boot

[@beleciastagner7809]

Deus-Solanum Tuberosum HOW DOES THIS COMMENT NOT HAVE 100K LIKES 😂😂😂

[@rogerinlow2012]

THERE'S A MARK IN MY BOOT! THERE LIES A FUNNY 28 (ALMOST 29) YEAR OLD IN MY COWBOY SHOE BEHOLD! NESTLED WITHIN THE STURDY ITEM OF LEATHER FOOTWEAR THAT COVERS THE ANKLE WHICH POSSESS A KING OF THE SQUIRRELS THAT IS ALSO KING OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S THAT IS KNOWN IN EVERY CONTINENT WHICH PRODUCES FUNNY WATCHABLE CONTENT ON THE SITE KNOWN AS "KZbin"

[@havenstar7100]

lol i'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that 😂

[@lunadoza1489]

Omg xD I just lost it when he got stuck in the boot!

[@c_0905]

Such a good video for people who do animations

[@farah7348]

*hint hint*

[@rainbotrail2266]

Especially on the boot part!

[@jaredbaca9529]

i like how he accepted his end 9:50

[@ferryn6877]

I died when he fell in the boot lmfao

[@domidoodle9723]

ᎯNIME NIᎶHᏆCᎾRE same

[@IuseName]

ok lets make sure that he never falls inside the boot again to prevent further casualties.

[@robby576]

Same

[@Nace.]

Mark is definetly, without a doubt, totally, 100% average height

[@maxwellaiello]

Isn't it funny that the laws of physics change every time you restart the game

[@critical_failure]

And Dark got his own element xD

[@springbiscuits3049]

"I'm not short." Is that what you wanted me to say Mark?

[@veridian4433]

Antman Simulator 2018 looks good

[@ArixSage]

_best selling nintendo switch game_

[@icemagiciangh]

You’re not short. My dad’s about your height.... Although there was this one time at the doctor’s office when I was a kid... He claimed to be 6’2 and the doctor said “Oh, really? That’s the height I am! Let’s go check. :)” By “check” he meant the measurer on the wall... the one made to look like a giraffe 😂 I love that doctor

[@ghemnioc-293]

Your dad's short.

[@cagedstar]

He's short.

[@Quantumact2908]

Hah

[@thepixel1400]

"Hey lab gremlin, you th- oh hey there's my boots... oh for fu- FINE SAM, YOU WIN, WE WILL INVEST IN A COFFEE MACHINE, HAPPY?"

[@thewolfstu]

I just realized... 7 inches... I wonder if that is secretly a prank from one of his co-workers who are into some kinky stuff.

[@TheMyopicFed]

Dildoplier

[@leviathan4611]

@@TheMyopicFed nO