DON'T SCREAM (literally)

World's Quietest Let's Play returns with Don't Scream, a game where you if you scream you LOSE!
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[@williuscaesar1654]

Mark calmly and softly stating “you’re naked” to like 6 swinging bodies in a row absolutely got me

[@hhoges9895]

That chicken is …NEKKID

[@its-onyx]

“pardon me”

[@fern_aka_that_idiot9090]

Wait what time I never saw it

[@ManaIsFading]

@@fern_aka_that_idiot9090 8:05

[@mohawkdog7295]

Ikr I laughed when he said that chicken is naked

[@jaderush4141]

Seeing Mark's mic at 8% is so funny when you've just watched Jack at 1% and saw him die like twice from breathing too loud within the first 3 seconds

[@HOSTTHEGRIM]

it is, I was just thinking that.

[@glitterbaby666]

LITERALLY

[@MrMarksman36]

So Jack was playing "You Breath You Lose Challenge"

[@jetstream6181]

The difference is that Mark is loud on purpose, Jack's loud naturally

[@norathecatwitch3601]

Mood.

[@Lex_brooke]

Mark during a 'don't scream' challenge: The calmest zen master Mark during a 'don't laugh' challenge: The giggliest bitch

[@uhhhhh..i-like-guns]

LMAO

[@netsy_2003]

mark during a OF 👁👄👁

[@kanexiong3827]

😂 it's true

[@DontSayBlahh]

Mark needs to do another don't laugh challenge

[@miyokaida]

Wheres the lie in that 😂😂

[@jameslau9945]

mark needs to have a playthrough of a sound based horror game like this, but with a harmonica taped to his mouth

[@just_a_person2717]

THAT WOULD BE SO FUN HAHAHA

[@wafflemation6887]

genius

[@agentmaine728]

Y'all like this to make it more likely to happen please

[@frooitbunch1309]

@@agentmaine728 is this Reddit bru

[@pogo_peach]

youre a genius

[@BreegullEagle]

If the goal is to not scream and everything screams at Mark then, by that logic, he's the scariest thing in these woods

[@JakNasty69]

E@@EEEEEEEE

[@anti-oblivion2707]

@@JakNasty69 *E*

[@alex.g7317]

He’s just scary in general

[@R0gue.The.T1g3r]

@@EEEEEEEE*E*

[@Youowesettness]

​@@EEEEEEEEE

[@Saren-yc1rk]

9 years of FNAF made Mark immune to any kind of screamers

[@ryb_idk]

With the other hundreds of horror games he has played

[@norae1138]

Mark’s mic being set to 8% while Sean was dying from yawning at 1% has me cackling 😂

[@rohiasplayz]

yea I think jack's mic is just way more sensitive

[@mementoanni]

@@rohiasplayz i cant find the video, can you link it?

[@gabriellalynch2210]

Apparently the lower the percentage, the less noise youre allowed to make 😆 so jack accidentally set himself at the highest standard

[@linzymcguire4629]

@@rohiasplayzi can’t find the vid what’s it called?

[@blurrysleeps4986]

@@linzymcguire4629it’s just called “if you scream the game restarts”

[@donteatthemeatloaf]

Loading Screen: Time only progresses when you move. Mark: Why is the timer counting down when I'm moving?

[@FART674xbox]

SUPER HOT

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

​@@FART674xbox Time only moves when I move.

[@MidnightBlackSky]

Man do I wish that was how real life worked

[@FrostyBandit333]

I feel as though Markiplier 10 years ago wouldn’t be able to ever make it past the first jumpscare

[@therapper-w3y]

fax

[@vdawg4109]

Facts my dude

[@DragonOnCoke7299]

That's why I miss the old Mark honestly. He was far more entertaining even without all the over editing that Lixian does

[@wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd.]

@@DragonOnCoke7299 If you think this is overediting watch Brain Leak

[@kiddvader8661]

@@DragonOnCoke7299Lixian is still a good editor though and, imo, makes the video a lil more entertaining. Markiplier is also still a pretty good youtuber. But yeah, i do get what you’re saying.

[@woofwoof4902]

the problem with this game is that a good horror game limits and pulls out their jumpscares to maximise tension. This just throws jumpscare after jumpscare at you in the hopes that one of them startle you enough to make u gasp. graphics are amazing though.

[@heyj64]

It's basically BOO! the game

[@psxpancake]

AAH!!

[@karielleyoung1365]

Kind of but not really. Jumpscares aren’t scary unless you do something really cool with them. Theyre just something that induces adrenaline for a split second. Also something screaming at you isn’t scary either. I think those are the two big flaws. The screaming at the player and also the jumpscares. It’d be better to have a couple of the good jumpscares and then have a few moment or areas that build up to really scary moments. Like with the baby crying- nothing was done with that. They could’ve had the player have to follow the baby cries to get somewhere cool. Like how there was that random building they could’ve had an out of place feeling nursery with like some creepy baby thing in or around the area. They also should have had some other goal going on at the same time. Some other goal task to distract a player from keeping their volume down would’ve made the game harder. Last though, the models. Not at the models we’re bad but some of them looked a little silly. For the ones that did look not as great they should’ve kept them further away or slightly hidden by something. I think if they did that this would’ve felt less like an asmr video 💀

[@jojoojoratti123]

The creators of this are open to the public, so i hope more people leave more feedback on it.

[@funkiebutch9690]

​@@karielleyoung1365yea that's true. And i kinda agree that this game actually just throws jump scares. Approaching to the end it builds up the cliff which i had hope it's gonna do something with that. But then again it's just silly meaningless jump scares.

[@josuea.cativo429]

I feel this will be the closest thing I'll get to a Markiplier ASMR

[@Brandnewwhat]

He had a worlds quietest let’s play series years ago if you haven’t watched that

[@rjc523]

@@Brandnewwhat really? which? lol

[@officialcbyt]

@@rjc523 I think it was for happy wheels

[@Flurraria]

dude i agree lol

[@annaf2370]

@@officialcbyti think he also did a couple for Super Mario Maker as well

[@niteynight]

Every day that passes, Mark looks more and more like Keanu Reeves

[@MasterSwordProductions]

Especially with the brown wharfstache

[@delaneyw.3914]

OH KY GOD HE DOES

[@kiip1679]

Fax

[@russkimc]

thats because theyre both half asian half white

[@Ldsmny]

have you ever seen Mark and Keanu Reeves in the same room before o.0

[@mostlysilentprotagonist]

What would be an interesting twist for a game called Don't Scream is that if at a few points in the game, you actually HAVE to scream for a few seconds above the divider line as if you're scaring something away in the game. And since you can calibrate mic sensitivity, you can either crank that up so you don't have to scream loud but that also means you have to be quieter as a trade off, or you can lower the sensitivity so you don't have to be as quiet but then you'd have to scream louder as a result. Just a thought.

[@kamusgold3455]

That sounds like a cool idea, idk if it would actually be a good idea as I don’t know if it would work but it certainly could.

[@BigBeefyGlue]

genius

[@Yeehaw0588]

And make puzzles that make noise, add bear traps that are loud once triggered and squeak when opening, rusty loud gates that you have to pass through, startled animals like crows that make sound when approached on accident, basically like some of the things in outlast and in silence

[@Half_a_bosco]

that's actually a cool idea, it takes away the "I cant be harmed if say quiet," thing that makes this a fairly simple game!

[@wiccabessa]

666th like😈

[@bellacullen256]

When I watched Dan and Phil play this I kept thinking “I bet Mark would be so calm doing this”

[@lessieqwq]

me too! just goes to show what consistently playing horror games almost daily for years can do to your horror constitution haha

[@highly_kxzde1133]

Crazy thing is, I hats horror, don't watch it and I jump when it happens, but I've never made a noise at jumpscares, I just flinch or jump. Maybe I'd be good at this game

[@williamfalls]

When the game openly challenges you to not make noise, Mark hones into a place of "This is a game, so I am not phased." as opposed to the amped up horror game react to anything he might have done had it not warned prior that they're using his mic.

[@bigboom2438]

Who?

[@db_524]

I like Dan and Phil myself.

[@oscarlove4394]

Visually this game is amazing, it looks almost photorealistic at times. The way the branches almost look like pale limbs, the way the trees shiver like distant people watching you. the actual models for people are kind of bad. Gameplay wise this is incredibly dissapointing however, you walk around as some variation of 'scary loud thing jumps in your face' plays, or maybe you see some cheap gore. I think this game would be much scarier if it didn't try so hard to be so scary. Imagine 18 minutes of just walking around in silence, with almost nothing except the distant shivering of bushes that might be people, constantly getting turned around or blinking and finding yourself in a different place. The scary events slowly escalate, first some dead crows, the hallucinations of spiders should be distant. just a massive swarm moving in the distance, just barely threading the edge of your awareness. You get too close to a brush and you realize that this time it really is a person, they back off and dissapear. Stanley kubrick found that each jumpscare lessened the impact of following jumpscares. This game should have only 1 or 2 at most, ramping up the tension and really getting you. After all the goal is to scare you right? its a horror game. They want to scare you, not startle you into losing.

[@Marine5D]

I mostly agree with everything, but i have few more observations. After few moments and few jump scares into the game you quickly realize that there are no threats, no one is chasing you, no one will hurt you except you yourself. At this point the whole ordeal looses the meaning completely so you just slowly walking while the game throws jump scare after jump scare till you get completely adopted to this situation, this is now your normal state. Environments look great, but the gameplay is at beginners level.

[@aurilio5633]

I believe that if they add running and a real danger of a monster, instead of only random jumpscares, the game will be amazing. Because this will make the player wonder whether it can kill them or just scare them.

[@NOTNemo-qq6pt]

Oh no no no, you've got it all wrong, Mark is the ACTUAL monster in the woods making all the monsters scream, and my proof is that every time they scream, they dissappear. Mark *is* the jumpscare

[@ThingHuynh]

On

[@RandomGuy-eg8zs]

They can honestly add so much more than that, the game has crazy good potential to be scary and everything, if the developers are just creative enough they could absolutely make it reach its full potential

[@EdmondDantes224]

My big problem with this game is it feels like it starts out with two interesting locations (a crashed plane and a mini mart) but then just becomes a boring hike through the forest. To be fair it could be that Mark just missed a guidepost and wound up wandering the woods for twenty minutes.

[@wellheck1377]

exactly, like the presence of a persistence threat is honestly more intense than random scary things coming at you and then disappearing, like they clearly don't pose a real threat, and once you realize that, you just get used to it

[@ItzaMeAnxiety]

Markiplier telling me bedtime stories in this voice would cure my insomnia

[@Un_prønøunceable]

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[@randomly_placed_duck4801]

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[@razen0227]

E

[@Kidus5867]

E

[@EZG7025]

E

[@malachiMcLaughlin-oy8op]

Markiplier: "The rules apply to everyone, even babies... That baby lost."

[@CosmicFever]

yes we watched the same video

[@sparklight0964]

@@CosmicFeverlike you’ve never seen comments like this before?

[@ReaeWilson]

@@sparklight0964I’m saying

[@johnmcwick1]

@@CosmicFeverchill bro, have some fun and let loose.

[@deante6467]

Its hilarious how serious his voice and face was

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

mark pointing out how the bodies are naked in a low tone out of context would probably sound hilarious lmao

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"You're naked. You're naked. You're naked. That chicken's naked."

[@lovedouglas9198]

i was getting ready to go somewhere and had the video playing in the background and let me say, it was alarming and i immediately sat down and started the video over. i needed the COMPLETE context

[@annaanila5893]

8:10 "you're naked. you're naked. you're naked. that chicken's naked"😂

[@PlayerOne.StartGame]

Wow the filter they used for this game’s camera blurs the graphics really well to make it look realistic. I actually thought it was a prerecorded video at first.

[@Key-43]

a shame that they constantly throw the same jumpscares at you.

[@BombBird11]

@@Key-43 That's why it's only a demo for now. They say at the end of the game that they'll add better and more terrifying jumpscares, so.....that's a plus!

[@nu_kercat1]

​@@BombBird11if only a demo didnt cost me $12

[@HiraethMorii]

@@nu_kercat1How else are they going to afford to improve their game? You think they do it for free?

[@daftbence]

Nah, ever since that ultra realistic FPS shooter demo, nothing seems real, this seemed a cheap imitation at best.

[@Gh0st_PlayZz]

15:50 “another loser..” “this forest is full of losers” 😂got me dying

[@kyrenmclaughlin9803]

Omg samee

[@helloworldOuO]

Mark’s ending just takes all the seriousness out of the game in the best way

[@atg4eva]

I dont know what you were expecting

[@Lucifronz]

It had no seriousness left after all those bad jumpscares.

[@Kierynn]

Random character: “AHHHHHHH!!” Mark: “..nerd.”

[@uhhhhh..i-like-guns]

“i was about so say hi..”

[@rocketbiter]

ok

[@aeric_]

a return that nobody predicted... the return of the world's quietest let's play... with lip smacking and saliva cracking lmfao

[@brandnewkutta]

my comment got stolen AND it got more likes, rip

[@-Kig-Yar]

​@@brandnewkuttalol my comments never get recognized on Mark's videos it's all good though there are SO MANY COMMENTS to sort through

[@braydonfisher9273]

The era of bots, my friend

[@blueberry-jrpfx779]

I literally thought about that as I saw the game and Mark playing it!

[@hellothere3609]

I still watch the animation. I love it so much.

[@Glitch_X-pl1np]

Markiplier: *hears a victim in the game scream* also Markiplier: "seems like they just lost the game"

[@skidz8246]

that's gotta be the rawest response I've ever heard to such a situation. He was so badass for this

[@Glitch_X-pl1np]

@@skidz8246 i loved his reaction to walking into the mini-mart and seeing all the dead people hung from the ceiling in sacks. "your naked...your naked... that chickens naked..." one of the funniest gameing youtubers ever lol

[@jnelghsoghn]

And you lost the game

[@Glitch_X-pl1np]

@@jnelghsoghn bro fr? havent even played so not really lmfao

[@jnelghsoghn]

@Glitch_X-pl1np No not this game, the game

[@rhunter42dragon]

22:08 "What a lovely false sense of security." 🤣

[@Glaycier]

Watching Dan and Phil play this and Mark play this is a whole different experience. Spooky month might be over, but it’s never too late for spooky games.

[@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208]

WHAT??????? THEY PLAYED THIS?

[@Glaycier]

@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208 yes! For spooky week just recently!

[@wisteria9364]

@@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208 YESSSSS it's on their gaming channel!!

[@B_is_for_Benrey]

Dan and Phil still make videos?

[@thelonelywoodstock674]

​@@B_is_for_Benrey yeah, their gaming channel has been resurrected. Plus Phil has been posting and Dan made a comeback, did a whole tour too. They're still pretty infrequent on their own channels, but consistent uploads have been happening for about a few weeks now on the gaming one (it's only been revived for a few weeks so it might become as frequent as it used to be before it went on hiatus).

[@foolishgoul3461]

To be fair if I was trying to scare Markiplier and he just continued walking up to me with a blank face and hard intense stare as if nothing occurred whispering softly I'd run away too

[@chaedou]

12:34 Mark to the screaming lady: “ whoever that was, you lose the game that way “ This part got me laughing 😭😂

[@rayheinzman1824]

everyday mark gets closer to looking like keanu reeves

[@themidnightunit619]

Keanu looks like Markiplier silly!

[@zelda_smile]

He becomes more and more breathtaking

[@BeatInMySkull]

I think Keanu Reeves came back from the future knowing what Markiplier would look like

[@-d-devil-3393]

Mark walking casually through the forest The foliage all around: *shiver me timbers*

[@Hevvy180]

The game's intended structure is quite interesting. The slower you go, the more time you have to brace yourself, and the more of the environment you can take in -- but your timer only ticks down while you're moving, and things can still happen while you're standing still. On the other hand, the faster you go, the quicker the timer runs down, but you lose out on prep time, and internal readiness can only last so long before you stop focusing -- potentially at a losing moment. The problem is that there are no strictures to stop a player from optimizing the fun out of the game, and the tension is hollow once it's established that there's no threat. Replace the timer with locational threats and a linear structure, and you've got a game. Let them take as long as they want, just make them get through -- and make the thing hunting them unpredictable. It spawns in a random part of its area, and hunts based on environmental cues that the player has to navigate and avoid, some of which are necessary to progress and require hiding.

[@RandomGuy-eg8zs]

If the timer is simply removed then that would easily make the game much more scarier, not saying you gotta survive forever but more like you don't get to know how long you gotta survive or there is just no way for you to see the time

[@nameless_1]

The game is mid asf

[@MistressCilia]

The other issue is, once you understand that it is basically jump scares, you get used to it faster. Ngl I jumped a couple of times but after like realizing all the stuff was just jump scare after another it kinda was lost on me and I ended up just listening to Mark talk xD

[@TenzukaRabbit]

Mark: Makes it through the whole game without so much as even a hiccup Also Mark: BUH-BYE! *FUCKING DIES*

[@ToonMan_Productions]

bruh where tf are the replies

[@MyNameisAnonym249]

Never expected to see a fellow Homestuck in Mark's top comments, color me pleasantly surprised!

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

HELLO MEULIN HOMESTUCK :33

[@HeybrineOfficial]

You know what they say, you can't fight the homestuck

[@WolfFireheart]

I feel like the sudden "drop dead" could be funny in a "I'm dead" meme. If done right. Also feel like I'm missing out, homestuck what in the who and where?

[@PotatoBeastXbox]

Watching Mark listen to screams of horror and dispare and then immediately calling them a loser at the game, even to a baby is hilarious

[@jackie6tnein973]

22:53 The ending where he plays with the mechanics and topples over and over with the slightest moans makes this game to be the only shining quality.

[@shivers9193]

Damn, Mark really said “skill issue” to that baby 💀

[@SkuLLCanDY2064]

Everybody has the same rules here 😂so yes ,he did

[@LilacWilhelm-p1x]

i love how mark just keeps walking even if there is a jump scare.

[@whothehellarewe]

You really get desensitized after the second one. No tangible threats, no reason to be scared. Loud noises aren’t scary when there’s obviously nothing going to hurt you.

[@LilacWilhelm-p1x]

Yeah, that is so true.@@whothehellarewe

[@ImGamin]

The fact mark didn't scream at the cockpit part, is honestly astonishing! Kudos to Plutos

[@thatstrangegeek6960]

Cue his laugh

[@ImGamin]

@@thatstrangegeek6960 honestly $20 to whoever can recreate that laugh. 🤣

[@silvergraphz8458]

Mark finishing the game with no fails at all, and then testing out what happens when you die is the greatest thing to ever exist. First experiences will never not be special.

[@QueenHolly832]

12:57-13:12 My favorite part, as he sternly says "The rules apply to everyone. Even that baby. That baby lost." Had me cackling

[@squaidinkarts]

It's crazy how they nailed the atmosphere but still can't use anything but cheap unscary jumpscares

[@tellmeninetails5819]

People don't scream at tension.

[@nimchy_]

@@tellmeninetails5819yeah they scream at well made jumpscares

[@puffena9013]

@@tellmeninetails5819 But people do scream at good releases of tension in the form of jumpscares. The issue is the jumpscares all suck and the buildup of tension is inadequate.

[@Pie_The_Man]

​@@tellmeninetails5819and people scream at these jumpscares?

[@Peterbeater1]

As you can see at the end of the video, this is just the alpha version of the game and they are planning to add more stuff, including better jumpscares. But yeah, right now the jumpscares really suck

[@nathams42]

Mark really went into this like "Hey demons, it's me, your boy"

[@lordpepper6932]

Well that was relaxing, legitimately nearly fell asleep to this

[@Kylerite]

8:19 that "pardon me" to a hanging body got me rolling on the floor 😂

[@Lizzy-hx2jl]

Fr!!

[@Imjustbored2]

Same 😭😂

[@AnimatedxRey]

If this was VR I feel like we would have a very different reaction.

[@powdereyes2210]

I thought that but considering how bad the scares were… I don’t think any level of immersion will save it

[@Vaquix000]

I agree with powdereyes... VR or not, jumpscares are for kids.

[@rylenstuffsv2]

Other that being able to look your surroundings faster with a quick head movement, Vr could do so much

[@Dr_mafario]

@@Vaquix000 Well, with jumpscares it really needs some sort of context or tension to be actually scary. With this, it was just random jumpscares so it wasnt actually scary, especially near the end where they just throw random scares in every couple seconds

[@Banshee_Null]

fr. vr is just way different

[@jeyolikemayo]

"I'm beginning to understand... that this is The battle Royale of horror games... and I'm the scariest of them all." Legend.

[@arclite95]

I like that mark doesnt pretend or ham things up for a fake reaction. A lot of people would milk there reactions for views on this game but mark instantly sees the challenge. But of course after the first failed jumpscare attempts we all realize how amateur they are.

[@pumpasaris]

he is our daddy mark

[@calcium_skeleton]

It also doesn't help that the only threat of death is your screaming

[@user-yuri665]

I watched Insym play this and he also didn't fake any reactions. Never got scared as well

[@eleni8158]

I also loved Dan a Phill's playthrough, they really tried not to scream!

[@kstar1489]

The beginning was way scarier to me tbh

[@sagievg]

Markiplier needs to start adding heartrate monitors to his videos and streams lol

[@alishakay]

Quiet Mark has the power to turn any horror story into a wholesome story or any wholesome story into a horror story.

[@firockfinion3326]

Try not to scream becomes an unexpected try not to laugh.

[@skyer9898]

LOL

[@happywithdrawal]

I love microphone-based horror games like this. I know if I played one I'd die hahaha

[@QuinnQisma]

I'd like to take a moment to really appreciate the sheer girthiness of Mark's skin during this horror game.

[@ShallowVA]

Double-skinned up on a Thursday afternoon. In awe at the size of this skin. Absolute unit.

[@vasq]

22:42 is what you all are looking for (scariest part)

[@slyfox40255]

Doubt that was scary probably caught him of guard. 😂

[@miraclewolf2760]

@@slyfox40255he was just trying to find out what happens if he screams, he def for not get caught off guard lol

[@LandofCadence]

What if the reason you die when you scream but not get jumpscared is because all the monsters are too weak to actually harm a human but then there is a Monster Queen who is instantly attracted to a certain level of sound and can move at crazy speeds to silence that sound because their ears are very sensitive

[@slackolantern]

I love that Mark had the same inclination to laugh at the point I did with the "Oo-" short scream haha

[@scaleonkhan183]

21:24

[@slackolantern]

I forgot to add the timestamp! Thanks@@scaleonkhan183

[@StevenHallOfGaming]

Marks the kind of guy that screams yarns when he wakes up so you know how this is going to end

[@Midnight_Moon14]

As a person who is too terrified to scream, I can see an absolute win in this game.

[@starlashae3408]

Pal said "none of this would've happened" like Severus Snape 🤣😭

[@chickenstrippa]

I can't be the only one to think almost all of the jumpscares were really funny. The first torso zombie in the bathroom burps in your face before running away, then a lady at the top of a hill behind a vending machine screams out "yyyYOWW", next another burping inside-out zombie flies towards you while big foot' fartin up a storm in the distant background

[@Killbayne]

I audibly laughed at 21:23 like what was that flying chicken mcnugget lookin ass 😭

[@knaughta.masso-kist5944]

Same, I laughed out loud at 16:50

[@102ndsmirnov7]

ye, the game's "scares" are so terrible it's actually embarrassing.

[@sweetmoonpigeon7469]

that lady sounded like they pulled a sound directly from tom and jerry

[@Killbayne]

@@102ndsmirnov7 imo the airplane one (although not very visible in Mark's video) and the spiders one are good ones. There's also one where if you turn around, a long-hair-white-dress girl follows you which is a good one but the game itself relies too much on generic "pop up in your face" jumpscares. It does build a nice creepy atmosphere, however towards the end where it feels more like the game going "he's not screaming, random bullshit gooooo!!!" it loses that atmosphere. More passive ones like someone appearing behind a tree as you're passing said tree or footsteps followed by a thud or knocking inside the buildings are better also there is actually no threat to you, so this is more of a schizo simulator this game is good for a beta though

[@kryptonitewoosh2680]

13:50 “I’ve been playing horror games for a very long time” gives the same energy as “A Set of skills that I’ve acquired over a long period of time”

[@_goblinspit_]

“you’re naked 👍” “you’re naked 🤗” “that chickens naked 😊” why am i so relaxed

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

Markiplier back with the pop rocks in his mouth.

[@NinjaRose23]

I always noticed that too 😂 just shows how sensitive his mic is at the moment!

[@xDezxdisasterx]

After seeing Dan, Phil and Daz play...Marks playthrough just feels like a simple walk through the woods. Marks just trying to soothe me to sleep with that voice until the screams come in.

[@hannibal8637]

If the creator of this game spent half as much time with scare tactics as he did with texturing the world, it might actually be a scary game. I laughed at 3 of the "scares".

[@asoggyflipflop]

Yeah like, the whole time I was like „wow these are super realistic graphics, super immersive and cool“ but eventually I was like…. That’s it? Those are the scares?

[@starhammer5247]

It's early access, so you can give them some leeway. Once the full game is out, all criticism is valid.

[@squaidinkarts]

it is still valid, this is meant to show what they can do, and they've shown they don't even know how screamers work@@starhammer5247

[@altnova6643]

​@@starhammer5247From this "demo" alone I can see that the only gimmick the game sells on doesn't work, what else is there to do? Anyone who isn't a 10 yr-old kid would laugh at this game.

[@starhammer5247]

@@altnova6643 More setup. As you noticed, the start was great, primarily due to ambiance, location and setup for the scares, but once the locations disappeared and it turned into a normal forest its quality started declining and turned into a jumpscare fiesta.

[@pettywife1016]

8:15 “ That chicken is naked” 🤣🤣🤣

[@matissecallens9808]

i had a harder time not laughing at mark's reactions than at not screaming

[@louvie1066]

yeah xD

[@Bendetoma]

He proved what I immediately thought: if you know nothing can actually hurt you or kill you unless you scream it's simply not scary at all

[@leadrings]

Poor lady lying there with a 12 inch hunting knife through her palm Mark in a calm quiet tone “..You alright?”

[@monkeymode9002]

17:16 of course the trees are shivering Mark, they can't handle your immense aura

[@Grim-yr6vi]

markiplier would be a really good asmrist

[@Armidilloman]

Don't you mean an ASMaRtist?

[@wyattreich6627]

I agree

[@hailey8796]

​@Armidilloman asmrtist

[@amberheatley1381]

This proves he’s literally the calmest person to play scary games

[@CarlVercetti]

18:00 This is just Tom screaming. And I'm laughing.

[@joongiesmulletr.i.p]

This is bringing back "worlds quietest let's play" flashbacks

[@ArchaicDemon26]

Wait I didn't know he did another worlds quietest let's play, I loved watching those.

[@DeathWolf88888]

Markiplier calling out the others for losing the game was great lmao

[@NTWatcher]

at 22:40.. exactly when mark screamed.. my lights flickered and my monitor turned off. What a timing.

[@just_a_person2717]

DAYUM are you still alive 😂

[@NTWatcher]

@@just_a_person2717 surprisingly, yeah

[@The_cgull]

12:25 "I feel good!!" 🎵

[@jasonrottcher815]

I love the subtle battle that Markiplier has with his lamp throughout the video.

[@themosaicshow]

haunted light moment

[@noises4978]

yeah its REALLY subtle

[@Rafael-m1t]

Mark: I'm pretty sure airplanes don't have vending machines Cargo planes: Am I a joke to you?

[@Cahtt]

Mark is such a threat that evens plants shiver in his presence

[@ryanstender8316]

I like to imagine that all the distant screams happen when a player loses, like the bells ringing in Dark Souls whenever someone defeats the gargoyles

[@JustOutOfCuriosity92]

The only thing that scared me was watching this at night at max volume because everything was so quiet.. then a loud ass ad came on

[@Drabcat53]

Mark: sees dead body in bathroom “well that’s not sanitary”

[@kingofnoobs48]

"That chicken is naked" Truly a sentence for eternity.

[@MiniMC546]

Markiplier in Don't Scream: *doesn't scream* Markiplier in Don't Laugh/Try Not To Laugh: *laughs intensely*

[@autismrizzard]

23 minutes that I sat terrified while Mark remained unfazed for 90% of

[@battousaicrescent]

blurred fog vision, where it gets progressively worse, do not make the horrors clear, make them match your vision level, be allowed to run, hear breathing behind you and it stops when you turn.. stuff like that.

[@kicksyo2171]

I thought if you screamed, they would be like some sort of worst jump scare of some kind. But I love that you just faint like a southern belle in heat.😂

[@Outpost38C]

Um. Would you like to look up what the phrase ‘in heat’ means.

[@kicksyo2171]

@@Outpost38C nah...

[@dayafters1]

The feeling of this game went from spooky atmosphere, to cheap haunted house real fast.

[@SoupVA]

him experimenting with different screams at the end is the best LMAO

[@kadoggie7808]

I now need to go watch a different video to fully realize how loud Mark is usually

[@EnnchoIsWelcome]

Quiet mark isn’t real, he can’t scare you. *Quiet mark:*

[@alkv7604]

Asmr version of mark:

[@hokage1997]

@@mirjinou7999 just get a job. if youre still living with your folks, youll have enough money to buy one before you hit 50k

[@jemr3]

How have you lot not seen a worlds quietest let’s play before oh naw 💀

[@lhsunshinegarden4415]

9:38 Most normal looking McDonald's restroom

[@denimchaos2058]

dan and phil playing a game before mark is not something i anticipated in 2023

[@riceboycruz1300]

18:16 guy: “AAAAH” Mark: “nerd” 💀

[@Zandyneer]

13:39 me and mark both had the "light heart attack" type of scare

[@HOI3163]

I full on pulled my head back. But haven't screamed yet.

[@Roku6125]

That scared me soo much

[@WRSpiral]

As someone who only screams on command, I see this as an absolute win.

[@eeeeee8762]

This game had one good jumpscare then it started throwing jumpscares at the player expecting the players to find them scary but there's no build up, no tension, no nothing... How is this a hard challenge?

[@B3nJ4m1N_04]

Markiplier is the Keanu Reeves of KZbin gaming

[@anroidanicver6783]

And he has the hair for it too!