Teke Teke

[@buggibii]

the scariest part of this is that someone seemingly living alone is confident that they'll both need and use two jugs of milk before they go bad

[@parker4633]

I used to drink a gallon of milk in like 5 days

[@scumbagloser]

@@parker4633are you caucasian ?

[@neekk040]

i burn through 8 liters a week... alway buy the 12 stack

[@FabianQ66]

Milk in Japan (and europe) is pasturized, and stays good for ~6 months non refrigerated if unopened.

[@neonblkhole]

@osaa8114 what would that have to do with it

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

As funny as her movement was, in the legend Teke teke was said to be extremely fast, at inhuman speed, even if she is moving with only hands.

[@tonarsilverwolf6485]

the version I heard was that the Teke teke is fast but can be outrun

[@Tomboyy9818]

@@tonarsilverwolf6485I don’t think you can really outrun her

[@slappygurt]

yeah teke teke could probably beat goku

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

I heard you can outrun her but if you look back she comes for you at full speed and splits you in half

[@krel7160]

@@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS Basically, as per most Japanese legends, if you follow the rules (Run away, don't look at her, etc), you'll probably live. If you violate the rules, you die. Or she just likes playing with her victims. Or hates being seen. One of the three..

[@RickAstley-qd8bn]

I love how the old lady doesn't even buy anything, she just walks into the store, talks about a spooky urban legend, tells some dude to run, and then leaves

[@emilym3219]

She's what I aspire to be when I get older 😂

[@aboringredmop]

> enter store > talk about urban legend related to recent crime scene > threaten first guy you come across > leave without buying anything > refuse to elaborate any further

[@Zoilu]

She did buy stuff tho, didn't you hear the scanner?

[@Gamer_man227]

Yeah she was telling all the youngins buying smokes and chips to run for their lives

[@Crab2514]

"You listening? Okay; grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? The darkness is coming. *You need to run.*"

[@KarmaKins]

This game is so bizarre. Metamorphosis being right on this guy's desk first thing upon starting the game, the old lady, the employee just screwing off to the back room while there's still someone there shopping, the player just deciding to enter in through the back door into the staff room without a single thought, no one reacting at all to the car crash, and then the game just abruptly ending after running the monster over like roadkill. What a trip from start to finish.

[@acanofwrens6715]

I had to do a double take when I saw that metamorphosis was on this guy's desk, I'd recognize that panel anywhere lol

[@saturnpeax]

Thought I was the only one that noticed, it reminded me of that ending.

[@DelaLivi]

I'm soooo glad I wasnt the only one who noticed!

[@Funni_man2]

So it was metamorphosis

[@esha9687]

i knew it was metamorphosis

[@AngelPhoenix919]

Mark immediatly running when the old lady told him to, then followed by him creepily listening in while heavy breathing got me lmao.

[@marz9172]

Meanwhile jacksepticeye was running FROM the old lady lmao

[@Fnaf4lifeeee34]

IDC HE DIDNT SAY GROCECRIES HE SAID GROSHRIES 😭

[@fortnitesexman]

is he into old ladies or somethin' 💀

[@Shadow82311]

@Fnaf4lifeeee34when?

[@brainijackonblitz3035]

2:52 dear god Mark that’s not the shopping list, that’s Metamorphosis

[@Professor_POVFH]

I was like “oh that’s looks familiar… MARK NO”

[@faye2142]

I KNEW this seemed familiar lmaoo 😭

[@indeed-hy7ho]

exactly my thought

[@earthspillar]

1 body 7 voices 7 screams 0 found 13 deaths

[@AMIN-hi8jm]

You also realised let's goo I thought I was wired

[@BlackWhite-wu8gw]

Teke Teke used to be a high school girl who was bullied, one day while running away from her bullies she got into a train incident and died, her body split in half. Legend says her top part is still lurking around the same train station, walking on her hands, making the sound like "teke teke teke", searching for her other part.... I knew this legend so I was very delighted to see Mark play it! thanks Mark, an amazing video again.

[@Lethe_]

Ooh thanks for the backstory 👀

[@Chris-zg8rk]

Thanks for the backstory!👍

[@alfguid]

and the japanese made 2 horror movie out of this, teketeke 1 e 2. they're not that bad to watch

[@Merlin_Ambrosius_1100]

I was vaguely familiar with it and came to the comments for verification, thanks!!

[@Zachman229]

Ye her bullies chased her down all the way to trains tracks and they pushed her onto the tracks and just in time the train 🚂 came and hit her b4 she could get up and save herself and it tore the bottom half of her body off with only the top remaining ofc, and so nowadays she roams around as a restless spirit on the train tracks with her nails 💅 touching the tracks making a “teke teke” sound hence her name and if u hear it run cuz if u don’t and if u get close enough she might jus c u and reach for u and grab u and pull u onto the tracks so u can suffer the same fate as her

[@wolfhunter216]

I love it when Mark said "oh, te he" and the lights just shut right off 14:55

[@redlobsterhobo4972]

19:41 this shit was too funny, just randomly running over the thing that was stalking you the whole game, and you escape them by just running over them, again, truly their one true weakness.

[@MetroXLR]

I wonder if that tactic would ever work on Sadako from "The Ring"😅

[@slimetank394]

nothing better than when horror genre character use common sense and it works

[@winterknight5923]

*Car stops* Private: Is she dead? *Ghost Girl twitches* Skipper: NO! *Puts car into reverse and runs over the ghost again*

[@Solar3clipse1]

@MetroXLR99 I wonder if that tactic would work on kuchisake

[@maskawathrasha485]

Her

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

marks switchup from being scared to ramming into the door and being a happy toddler was comedy gold 💀

[@ValeriePhillipsXChAOsAnGeL214X]

Lol Mark's reactions are always the best

[@jameswent48]

Mark’s*

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

@@jameswent48 Yes yes, thank you for correcting my grammatical error. I am eternally grateful.

[@sir_bobucsman5342]

skull emoji is cringy

[@Abyss145]

@@sir_bobucsman5342💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Gameface9782]

Mark’s haunted light is my favorite recurring character

[@relix_yeptheboys]

Not liking this comment because it’s at 69 likes 🤚

[@mariastacy534]

Mark in horror video games: *does opposite of what is suggested by NPC's* Also Mark in horror video games: *does what the elderly warn him to do*

[@diamondsrule1699]

old people are ALWAYS correct and right in horror scenarios UNLESS they are evil

[@fxrhan1442]

I mean he's not wrong

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

Lady's warning starts at 5:44. Mark's rant starts at 6:06.

[@LotusGamexx]

Lmao

[@RJP2013-b2q]

It’s teke teke not tiki tiki

[@relix_yeptheboys]

Mark saying that he finds convenience stores comforting because of their murderous charm is the most (not) masochist thing.

[@Ridge310]

He’s not a masochist! He just wants to see how much murderous charm his body can handle!

[@jiieditcomps]

@@Ridge310yeah he exactly he is (not) a masochist

[@kya-sann]

isnt a masochist someone who like sexual stuff?

[@jiieditcomps]

@@kya-sann a masochist is someone who enjoys pain differently… I’ll just say that

[@MrCreepyPasta]

right when I have new work to do. perfect timing!

[@filiptrajkovskii2734]

oh hi, big fan.

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Truly perfect timing

[@springzero]

HAHAHA

[@CreeperENDERMAN0]

LOOK

[@jeronimoamorin5367]

Still remember ur reading of this very urban legend mcp Will always be a fan 😌

[@hermannshulz770]

Oh god… the book next to the computer in the beginning is a blurred pixelated version of the cover of metamorphosis… That has to be the most scary thing about this game…

[@YourLocalGreg]

14:55 Mark: “tee hee” *lights go out* Mark: “oh god”

[@johndavid677]

Not sure why, but him just guessing where the cashier went just makes me laugh. “Ah, she’s either in the bathroom, murdered, hiding or….the rapture.” The way he twiddled his fingers also made me laugh.

[@rorway8949]

Fun fact- Streetlamps actually do automatically dim themselves to avoid themselves from burning out as fast, they have a heat sensor and once the bulb reaches a certain temperature it dims itself or sometimes it flickers if the bulb is older.

[@datguymiller]

That heat sensor is also what keeps it off during the day

[@Alexthegremlin_the1st]

Thank you I learned something today :)

[@shadowlord0162]

thats so cool, great engineering

[@VX300]

Are you a fellow Technology Connections enjoyer?

[@mikeypatterson8177]

​@@datguymillera heat sensor not a light sensor? Does this change in different areas with different climates? I know literally nothing about this but it's 4AM and I'm going down the rabbithole of street lamps now I guess

[@peytonradloff4450]

The story of Teke Teke was told by my English teacher who taught our Japanese class at our school (he lived in Japan for over 20 years it made an interesting person) and he is a great story teller so when he told this story it scared the shit out of me, and my class. The girls made up rumors that Teke Teke was living in our school's bathroom (it was in the basement of the school and old as FUCK) and it became a school legend that people still think she haunts the stalls along with another ghost that haunts the far left stall.

[@iiic0nonline69]

I think there's a myth called 'Kashima Reiko'. Same thing happened to her as Teke Teke, but she haunts school bathrooms. When I first heard of it, I was terrified of any public washroom that looked really run down lol

[@mavericknova7948]

With all the years of experience Markiplier has with horror games you would imagine he knows better than to look back and see if the monster is following him but here we are 😂

[@saywatnow5171]

i would say that hes looking back just to make viewers laugh but he probably just doesn’t learn either lol

[@ArcRay20]

given how the only 2 endings play out, the monster gets you if you walk home. granted it was perfect timing for when Mark did it.

[@chuzzthefuzz1908]

He’s been doing that for as long as I’ve been watching him.

[@Pinonyan]

When he turned around! 🤣

[@llamalady9810]

Gotta look.

[@be7655]

That whole build-up just for you to send her flying with a car like a deer got me ROLLING

[@dementednarwhals]

The reason for all the convenience store horror is that there are convenience stores every couple of blocks. Theyre so common that I'm sure there are some creepy and unsettling ones. EDIT: My girlfriend just moved from Japan. Convenience stores everywhere, some are pretty run down and passed along through generations. Some store owners live out of them. I'm sure many have died in them.

[@D4NY301]

Also people find stuff scary that is relatable and going to a convenience store is something I feel everyone has done at least once

[@Joural0401]

You've been to a convenience store that isn't uncomfortable and weird?

[@cozmicdoodles7167]

also convenience store are terrifying especially at night. Lot's of crimes happen around convenience stores too.

[@renzorage1315]

I bet it was because in Japan the don't really get lively late at night I mean they have curfews and such but they also just mostly stay indoor unless you are at the cities. the thing is convenience store are open 24hours and it is just odd feels to be the only one awake at night when people don't really go out at night and guess what, the most possibly reason for a person to go out at night is just because they need to buy something from a convenience store but yeh I guess most of the horror games are set at night so my point is Convenience store is one of the place to go late at night. You would even do it with a purpose not just as random as "lets investigate an abandoned house at night" so the fear is very relatable

[@EddieKat]

@@Joural0401 I was thinking to myself, I'm pretty sure I've never been in one that felt uncomfortable and/or weird, but then I remembered one i briefly called into on my old delivery route. It wasn't so much the store itself, but in the flat above it I think someone was murdered. That was disturbing to learn.

[@andrewscott2715]

Mark: 19:17 OHH IM DEAD iM sO De!AD **also him casually murdering the murderer**

[@ScottPIayz]

Markiplier constantly expecting the games to start at the title screen is amazing, cant wait for him to run into a game that does start there

[@LeviW37]

Imscared had a section where it did!

[@DogHog2433]

Mark referencing Wildcat with the "I know what wrong with it, it aint got no gas in it" was the highlight of this video

[@kaylajones2589]

The biggest crossover since endgame.

[@Witchichu]

hearing it literally made me so happy XD

[@shockmazta3116]

Very low chance it was a reference to WC as the joke is older and from a movie called Sling Blade. WC isn't even the first one to repeat the joke.

[@LucarnAnderson]

@@shockmazta3116it’s more likely it is referring to wildcats meme considering it’s used everywhere on TikTok. Even if mark might not know it

[@Witchichu]

@shockmazta3116 its more likely the wildcat reference tmsince the way its spoke in the movie has different influx of vocal tones then the tiktok version. Marks was closer to the tiktok/wildcat version then the movie clip. He could have been referencing the movie for sure, but it seems less likely for that case

[@Zekenstein_]

Mark saying “I know what’s wrong with it, it ain’t got no gas in it” was one of the BEST things I’ve heard today

[@phatb00ty69]

i love that clip of wildcat lol

[@ilyzelda12]

I’m screaming 😂 same

[@firestorm3796]

That line had me wheezing 😂

[@hotcookies4sale]

She's looking for her lower half of her body that she lost in a train accident. "Teke teke" is japanese auditory description of what she sounds like when she's crawling around. Any victim she captures loses their lower half..but she can't keep it because they are not the half she is looking for. Japanese urban legends are some of the creeppiest I've heard, and the Teke Teke is one of the ones that got me into creepy pasta/urban legends.

[@JokerChany]

Mark saying "i know what's wrong with it. ain't got no gas in it" was so unexpected but so perfect. I didn't even think mark knew about that meme

[@JaySinss]

last thing i was expecting was a wildcat quote from mark

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

12:06

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

i looked up the meme a while after reading this and i think he knows bc of how he said it lol. plus its like an 8 year old meme so he mightve seen it back then?

[@ohdominoe6985]

pretty sure it was in one of his try not to laugh videos

[@Watch_over_us]

It's from the movie slingblade...

[@TheCriitikalArmy]

You know it's going to be a good horror game, when you see a scary PS1 Grandma!

[@roasty-]

You know it's going to be a bad KZbin comment, when you see a formulaic stan account!

[@saumyatyagi6763]

​@mirjinou7999bro you post goofy random videos. You ain't similar to mark in any way

[@TheRealWolfCraft]

​@@roasty-Whatever man guess some people have nothing better to do then to harp on people for no reason

[@roasty-]

@@TheRealWolfCraft I am harp-on-people-for-no-reason Man. I am a genetically modified cryptid, and my raging neuroticism compels me to harp on people for no reason; hence 'harp-on-people-for-no-reason Man'

[@felizen]

@@roasty-what does “harp” in this context mean? I just keep on imagining the instrument lol

[@undonesolid]

That jumpscare made me genuinely scared for the first time in several years lol

[@emberkley6135]

right??? like dang, I haven't actually screamed out loud at a jumpscare in so long

[@taylorisbatgirl9750]

Same! My heart froze and my body went so stiff

[@karawhitley9038]

righttt like i screamed so loud😭😭

[@ConfusedTomato]

@@karawhitley9038 me too, i scared my dog T_T

[@arianamaria_]

I gasped so hard I inhaled some spit and started joking 😂 it was definitely a grade A jumpscare

[@CharlotteHansen-w5m]

I was holding my drink as he got jumpscared by ending 1, and I spilled my drink everywhere... Lol. Love ya Markiplier!

[@enderking6904]

2:05 After looking at the “Book” the protagonist was reading he truly deserves everything that’s about to happen

[@destroyer10075]

I looked at it because I saw it on the side it caught my eye until I realized what it was

[@ComotoseOnAnime]

@@destroyer10075 I recognized it immediately and thought "hol up." just an immediate double take to make sure I wasn't seeing things. But then when Mark asked if it was a grocery list I about lost it giggling. No mark, that isn't a grocery list, though there's certainly a list of things I could say about it lmao.

[@destroyer10075]

@@ComotoseOnAnime so true 😂

[@voriety1421]

Pls tell me thats not what i think it is bruh

[@destroyer10075]

@@voriety1421 it is

[@AuroraR.C]

“I have a funny feeling that they need help, judging by all the blood, so let’s go help them!” I love the mindset Mark

[@goodomenswatcher]

watching Markiplier play a horror game after waking up from a nightmare in the middle of the night hits so much different.

[@laminatedlarry]

Literally what I'm doing right now lol

[@wondrous_enigma]

I hope you’re sleeping better my friend ☺️ I typically put mark on to fall asleep too; raft, uno, west of loathing, etc,. I’ve had some cool dreams sleeping to those! Fingers crossed you don’t experience nightmares often

[@xureez]

i just randomly wake up in the middle of the night. i don’t really get nightmares, nor do i dream anything. i feel bad for the people that do have nightmares tho :,)

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

@@xureez fr the only dreams i have are usually nightmares. though this year and maybe in the last ive been having dreams of getting closure from an ex friend, so instead of scared i wake up sad DGSDHGSJDHSJDNSJ

[@sandwichwitch7191]

Teke teke is one of those urban legends that seriously scares me, so I'm glad Mark was there to alleviate some of that anxiety watching this

[@Terra_an]

Ok idk if you're going to see my comment cause you've commented 7 month ago but fun fact is that Teke Teke in persian means "to cut into parts" so... Im more terrified than you

[@Poafy]

@@Terra_an that makes it a bit scarier lol

[@logc1921]

​@@Terra_anfarsi?

[@Terra_an]

@@logc1921 yep

[@ms.pirate]

Never heard of it till this game got made

[@CJxLuvly]

I like how the scythe knocked on the window 4 times, especially since this is a Japanese game, because 4 is is the unlucky number in Japan and usually means "death" because the Japanese word for 4 and die are identical. Some older buildings there don't have a 4th floor because of that superstition. *Thank you for the correction in the thread. I couldn't remember if it was the character or the pronunciation 😅💕

[@kostaspapas1238]

I think the 4 thing is for China not Japan. Since I watched in a show talking about it and they said it's chinese

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

​@@kostaspapas1238It's Japan too. "Four" and "die" are both pronounced "shi"

[@Loki048]

It knocked 5 times though.

[@MuffinButton101]

I'm getting Mista vibes

[@amaze3727]

It tapped 5 times can you not count?

[@adammote2528]

The scariest part of this game was the metamorphasis panel on the desk at the beginning

[@sparshshukla3937]

Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed😂😂

[@Pinonyan]

WhT is this thing 😂explain

[@foxmask8032]

@@Pinonyan A doujin that might as well be an anti-drug PSA. It ends badly, real badly. It's also colloquialy known as 177013, if you know where to put these numbers.

[@Pinonyan]

@@foxmask8032 oh... those kinds of numbers

[@adammote2528]

@@foxmask8032 nah, everyone knows the JoJo ending is canon

[@calicoscloverleaf]

"Not like heart attack, Like, I jolted back" 17:30 BARS?!?! JUST DROPPING A STRAIGHT BAR WITHOUT WARNING??

[@Caterev0038cool]

*who cares about warnings*

[@aazhie]

Mark is aging into Keanu Reeves, and I'm 100% thrilled by this development :3

[@mentallyunstablerat]

HELP I SEE IT SO MUCH

[@Awsumsaus22]

12:05 “I know what’s wrong with it” “Aint got no gas innit”

[@bi.fruitsalad]

16:41 I flinched SO hard I think my heart skipped a beat… 3rd jumpscare from Markiplier’s channel that got me that bad 😵

[@daristhegamer7223]

Lol

[@efenedick1305]

One of the games Mark played in his early days, I think it was called Lasting, had a jumpscare that got me super good

[@arminosas]

I felt a tingle on the edges of my brain, is that fear?

[@z-trip5457]

​@@arminosasFight or flight response + adrealine, most likely

[@arminosas]

@@z-trip5457 Wouldn't help in this situation though

[@PlayerOne.StartGame]

"Hold Shift to Run", like that 's gonna make a difference when Teke is out here breaking the land speed record. She could have looped the car in the other ending.

[@Mows33]

Look up her estimated speed on the internet😱

[@Endeavorscreditcard]

Why are there so many bots here😭

[@jojogarcia8766]

7:10 mark being that character in every movie that you think is the bad guy but really just a socially awkward creeper.

[@ericlamb4501]

The reason why so many Japanese horror games have convenience stores in them is because Japan has, you guessed it, a lot of convenience stores. Like one for every 50-60 houses per neighborhood or something like that.

[@juutaro]

@@prestinhurshberry8417HUH first of all that’s straight up not possible, second of all what’s that have to do with anything LMAO

[@russianbabyfromars8391]

​@@juutaroIt does actually

[@juutaro]

@@russianbabyfromars8391 ? i was replying to a now deleted comment, i wasn't talking about the convenience store thing

[@RubberRats577]

I love when Mark starts just staring and breathing heavy and he just BECOMES the horrific nightmare in the horror games he’s playing

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

16:47 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LOOK BEHIND. YOU KNOW THIS, WE ALL KNOW THIS!!!

[@mariona.7763]

For anyone with misphonia, there's a part of the video (starting at 6:51 ) where Mark just breathes heavily into the mic for a while. It ends at 7:24 Edit: there's another one at 11:46 but it doesn't last as long. Coast is clear at 11:56 Stay safe friends!

[@Xenotale]

The scariest thing about this game is that the main character has Metamorphosis just laying down on his desk

[@caviarbunoir]

thank god someone else saw it i thought i was crazy

[@lugobegay7243]

I thought I was tripping about it

[@damandatcan2]

i saw it as well thought i was seeing things

[@mamajaddie7728]

please im never recovering from that, i haven't heard about it in so long

[@endermambr]

OKAY, SO IT REALLY IS THAT

[@aff77141]

Mark pretending to be the villain in horror games is my favorite gag, not even because it's that funny but because i do the same goddamn thing

[@mineapple6726]

It’s the same logic of “I won’t be scared by no ghost if I’m the one coming screaming at them!”

[@hyomin_live_4_heichou]

Teke teke(pronounced ‘teh-keh teh-keh’) is from a Japanese urban legend regarding a legless ghost girl who walks on her hands. ‘Teke teke’ is supposed to be Japanese onomatopoeia representing the sound of her elbows dragging on the ground as she moves. Upon encountering an individual, she is said to cut their body in half to make them just like how she is.

[@CJxLuvly]

Hmm I always thought the "teke teke" sound was akin to the sound of the train going by because she died in a train accident according to a version of the legend. Now that I know it's her elbows that makes it even more creepy lol

[@Selene_underworld]

I heard that it was her claws from one story I've read that made the teke noise

[@jissmol8738]

@@CJxLuvly the version that i read is that she was pushed into the train rails by some school bullies, and then she takes revenge on them

[@winterchill365]

> Old Lady walks into the convenience store. > Talks about a creepy urban legend that might be related to a recent crime scene. > Tells a random guy to run. > Left the store without buying anything. > Refuses to elaborate further. Trust in the wisdom of the elderly.

[@bry4n938]

I remember having to do an assignment based on urban legends for literature back in 2nd grade and stumbled upon this one, this actually got me scared to the point i panicked at midnight because i thought everything was the teke teke and now i find it so funny lmao

[@CJxLuvly]

Sorry, 2nd grade as in 2 years after Kindergarten? Or 2nd grade as in like high school? Sorry I was just a bit baffled that a tiny little kid was doing a literature assignment on urban legends lol 😅 here in the U.S. 2nd grade is like 7 year olds and usually 2nd graders don't have literature assignments lol I was thinking like 'what kind of genius school did this guy go to as a kid?' 😆

[@Alexander-lb9bw]

Dude. This same exact thing happened to me in 4th grade. A group of kids just did a 10 minute presentation on creepy Japanese urban legends.

[@mt2r-music]

I can’t express how much I love these types of games. From the graphics to the setting. Some are scary and many of them aren’t but the atmosphere is always amazing.

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

19:40 top 10 anime deaths

[@winter2716]

Hey, Starflight.

[@thekm7906]

🤣🤣🤣

[@momspaghetti420]

I absolutely LOVE retro style Japanese horror games like this. There’s just something about them that is charming yet terrifying to me.

[@Rzilu]

It's pronounced Tek-a Tek-a, Teke Teke. It's because when she crawls around, her nails make a teke teke sound. Teke teke, is a Japanese urban legend about the ghost of a schoolgirl who is said to have fallen onto a railway line, where her body was cut in half by a train. She is an onryō, or a vengeful spirit, who lurks in urban areas and around train stations at night. Since she no longer has a lower body, she travels on her hands, dragging her upper torso and making a scratching or "teke teke"-like sound. If she encounters an individual, she will chase them and slice them in half at the torso, killing them in such a way that mimics her own disfigurement.

[@Ariswyn]

The only supposed way to survive an encounter with Teke Teke is not to run when seeing her but to get down on your stomach and crawl away only using your hands. It watches you till you leave the vicinity but will spare you. Unless of course you run.

[@loki4807]

Is she looking for a mate?

[@cowboychickennugget]

Japanese urban legends are always so scary like Jesus Christ

[@Gamer_man227]

Or a dumbed down verion is Tech Eh Tech Eh

[@omnimon1996]

But see that’s what confuses me! If she came back as a vengeful spirit because she got cut in half then proceeds to do the same thing to others, how have no other Teke teke popped up then to exact their revenge on her?! XD

[@nerdletter3773]

It was funny seeing Mark mistake the most infamous doujinshi for a shopping list

[@birdchan5412]

I know, I laughed so hard

[@itzme_x]

My jaw dropped when I recognized it, I was like no way they put that in????

[@Toxic--Water]

What's that?

[@Zomboik]

Wait what ? What doujin ? Google shows literally nothing

[@TheBrainlessOkarun]

​@@ZomboikMetamorphosis L or something

[@silvernickel1216]

mark saying wildcats "aint got no gas in it" is the greatest thing ive ever heard

[@nottegiew]

It's from Sling Blade

[@tacomachoman3322]

If you've been watching Markiplier for awhile you always notice that he has something weird going on around his house in any generation, back in ye olden days Mark used to hear noises behind him and outside his room situations like that, and that continued on for awhile even in the sound proof rooms I believe, when he got to this house he had strange occurrences with his closet, and now it's that light, Markiplier is a ghost magnet or something either way his background situations are interesting lol

[@pickles7691]

nothin like a good old markimoo upload to lift the spirits

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

for real :)

[@wObBlE73]

Ok

[@dvdivs]

HELLO FELLOW SOOBRANGDAN AND MARKIPLIER ENJOYER😨🙏FOUND MY PEOPLE

[@AmarOterosSpeedy]

@PastelLavander no

[@Lock.shop1]

@PastelLavandernah bruh I’m good ☠️

[@Fatima-qu3ml]

Scares: 1:36 light turns off 4:46 car passes by 5:36 lady gets too close 11:24 noise of a crash 14:58 hand on the ground outside plus lights go out 15:24 his light goes out 15:43 lady dies 16:40 jumpscare 19:42 hits the creature with the car

[@freewifiinthebackofthevan]

2 seconds away from the 16:40 jumpscare. This comment saved me lol, thank you so much for doing this!

[@tbnrbluplayz]

If only i saw this. I screamed and im one thats always prepared when a jumpscare happens. This one was unexpected and caught me off guard

[@mayanose7875]

Thank you so much. Would not have survived without it.

[@TheThouM]

Thank you so much!

[@Marshall-Lee.]

Omg thank you so much, the comments hyping up the jumpscare was anxious as hell

[@merlinforet5541]

Lixian should probably make a horror game where when you start, the start menu already has you in the location, just to fulfill Mark's wishes.

[@Idiotdragon8]

Is it weird that as soon as I first heard his idea for a start screen horror game, it sparked me to start trying my hand at game design? It’s a really cool concept, and I know enough about horror that I think I could do a short-and-sweet horror game that doesn’t rely on cheap jumpscares

[@VaktheFox]

All that heavy, labored breathing, it almost sounds like Mark could use an...Iron Lung.

[@majormelon8855]

So inspiring Mark was able to recreate the teke teke sound himself at the end using only his bare hands in the dark

[@sonia625]

more like his hand and something else 😏 😂😂

[@kimberly7201]

@@sonia625ew

[@Ma.ri.a_28]

That one jumpscare was so satisfyingly scary, I’ve never jumped like that in years

[@CelestialMoonx]

So happy you’re back I’ve been recovering from getting my achilles tendon repaired (and several other ankle repairs) for 9 weeks now. This gives me something to do every day again 😭

[@zero-ng]

Gosh, I know what you're going through, my right Achilles tendon was lacerated in dec.2018. It took some months to a year to heal but it still gets inflamed sometimes. Over time it gets better little by little . : ( I feel awful you have to endure that though.

[@Gamblinaddicted]

Hope your recovery is swift!!

[@Draconlykos]

Is your nickname maze perchance? One of my friends who loves markiplier as well has been having like the exact same issues for a LOONG time but we've slipped out of contact bc ive not been on media lately Its ok if not but I thought it was not rlly funny but a coincidence, I hope your ankle gets better! :c

[@anormallookingyoutubechann1110]

Hope you recover real quick. Sending much love and many boar spears ❤❤

[@moewuw]

how did you injure yourself?

[@النمنمة]

10:38 scared the living soul out of me omg

[@sorensnowhere]

this urban legend was my CHILDHOOD! one of my first introductions to japanese horror like a lot of people! makes me happy to see a game of it now...

[@mintyclover]

Same!! I was excited to see this in my feed. Never seen this game before, but familiar with the legend as well

[@NTNAce14]

I haven’t been able to watch mark for almost 2 years now do to being homeless… but it made me so happy and nostalgic when I looked up and started watching your recent videos, thanks for always putting a smile on my face mark ❤

[@SnowmanInABlizzard]

Welcome back~!

[@caniscanemeditbully214]

Hope things are starting to get better for you

[@SadSpaceCowboyClown]

🎉

[@nrobbins2]

nice, he puts a smile on my face too

[@carmandirda]

Hope you're doing well now!

[@Artistic_CMR]

“Get wrecked!” 🤣 19:49

[@XT_NighTraiN]

7:43 Mark edits the clip to make it seem like he remembered.

[@brandoniostonio5931]

The little look-away satisfaction chuckle at 18:40 is my favorite part.

[@jill.annable]

12:12 "i know what's wrong with it, ain't got no gas in it!" 😂😂😂

[@maidenlessjessofchaos4484]

If someone could just...make a video game that reacts to all of Mark's random yelling at NPCs...."Ma'am!" "WHAT?"

[@love.wildly.live.fearlessly]

The teke teke girl was in an episode of evil where she got cut in half in an elevator after it became stuck.

[@timidb]

14:30 that sound sent shivers down my spine like never before I've heard that when I was younger, my room used to be right next to the staircase so the my room shared the stairwell wall, and in the summer it was bright out already at like 7 am, I woke up to that sound slowly coming towards my room scraping on the stairwell wall The stairs were really creaky so it wasnt a person My best guess is that it was an auditory hallucination

[@Shinobi_Eel]

I don't typically get jump scared by these games just from watching you but that one got me. Weirdly well done game!

[@cinnabunny1575]

Ah yes... The character is truly reading an amazing manga at their desk.. A nice.. sincere manga. I hope nothing bad happens in that nice manga!

[@sentinelrex4600]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. It really is a Metamorphic experience.

[@allieliliaflower]

I KNEW I WASN'T IMAGINING THINGS WHEN I SAW THE COVER LOL

[@rhyswalkinshaw838]

I KNEW SOMETHING LOOKED FAMILIAR ABOUT IT- i just been scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed😭😭

[@kasra602]

I was half expecting mark to know what it is lol

[@tristenjamescroslandbell2984]

Fr like it looks like a girl is the main character I hope it’s a super funny rom com and nothing else

[@LordVenCosplay]

Teke Teke is a Japanese Urban legend, The story goes that there was a high school girl who had been horribly bullied by her peers as she was running away from her bullies she tripped and fell.... right in front of a train, which subsequently removed her top half from her bottom half, she now roams around the subway station as a head and torso, getting her revenge. The name Teke Teke comes from the sound she supposedly makes as she hunts you.

[@oddotter7196]

Either my brain is perma ruined or the creator of this game is a damn meme lord for putting Metamorphosis in there.

[@xyphir-0054]

Probably a bit of both

[@Ryyi23]

7:43 I saw that jumpcut, Mark! You peeked at the list again! 😂

[@grandmasteryoda1148]

NOOOOO

[@drewatwood2594]

The legend of the Teke Teke is one of my favorites. She was once an office woman named Kashima Reiko. A traumatic event happened (not a good idea to explain it, trust me) and she was devastated. She tried to "unalive" herself by jumping off a bridge onto train tracks. She didn't die from the fall but was cut in half at the waist when the next train ran her over. She died later on. Resentful, she became a Yokai, haunting train stations and hunts people like in this game. It is possible to survive unharmed but it's very hard to do so

[@Miko._vids08]

She is also my favorite legend, but ive heard 2 different sides, one is the way u tell it but the other side, which i believe is the actual legend is that Reiko was getting beaten to death by this group of guys on the train tracks and soon a train was coming by and it ended up killing her by cutting her in half, because of that the guys ran off but when she started to haunt people, the reason she did was to get back at everyone because no one tried to help her at all when she was getting beating by the group of guys and now she seeks revenge to kill everyone who looks at her and cut them in half like her.

[@drewatwood2594]

@@Miko._vids08 I did once hear that version of the story but the version I explained was the most commonly version I've heard from. It's true what they say: there are at least two sides to every story. With so many versions of the story it's hard to find the original legend.

[@Miko._vids08]

@@drewatwood2594 yea, almost every single japanese legend has more than one version, all i can say is that for teketeke she was definitely bullied and killed by a train because that is the main thing in all the versions of the story

[@drewatwood2594]

@@Miko._vids08 there's even more versions of the story of Hanako San. That's a whole can of worms I hope never arises in these vids. Lol.

[@samilynn26]

6:07 truer words have never been spoken

[@dfcagentmouse]

"Ill never be able to purge that from my memory" -markiplier 15:54

[@oceanhell2]

10:08 oh no, not the invisible wall of morality!

[@Stellarhuman21]

Lolll

[@Stellarhuman21]

This sounds like a bot reply I'm not a bot

[@gandalfcow717]

I think the thing about Japanese convenience stores in horror games is that they're incredibly mundane. You wouldn't expect scary things so they're scarier. Also there some of the only places open 24 hours so you can stage the game late at night

[@spencerbean8802]

Its not quite the same when you stop by a gas station convenience store in the States. They're already shifty enough in the daytime without having to worry about some Teketeke-esque spirit hunting you. Even if your local Wal-Mart is open 24 hours a day, those places are really off-putting at night. Then again, I've never been to Japan, so I have no idea how safe people feel going to convenience stores in the middle of the night.

[@gandalfcow717]

@@spencerbean8802 I lived in Japan for a time and honestly the 24 hour convince stores are really comforting. They're usually really clean and the staff at least pretends to be cool with you being there. Also really good to have when it's 12 am and your drunk friends want snacks. As far as the horror element goes I think it is about subversion. They're safe and bright places you wouldn't think could hold danger from the offset. But they are also sparcely populated late at night and night often holds danger so it's not completely outlandish that something bad /could/ happen.

[@jevilcore]

Oh my god, Teke Teke was the first horror story I ever heard! It was called “Click-Click Slide” in my area and I was around 7 or 8 when I heard it. Freaked me out so bad I couldn’t do anything alone for over a month, I even got my mom to walk me to the bathroom and wait outside😭 Freaky shit, it still creeps into my mind every so often. I’m nowhere near as scared of it anymore, though.

[@rion2499]

In Japan, convenience stores are plentiful , one every couple of blocks and open 24/7. Going to a brightly lit convenience store at 4am when the rest of the town is asleep and seemingly deserted is an experience to be sure. Also, the only other person you really see is the clerk, and often they can be in the back room and have to come out when you arrive in the store. Though they don’t always come out straight away either. Also, in my small town the traffic lights went to flashing yellow after midnight as it was so deserted then, though we were a small town in between two small cities, so it wasn’t usually an unbuisy place during the day. I actually found it really peaceful. And it was nice cycling down the deserted road and listening to the frogs in the rice fields, only quieting down when my bicycle light disturbed them. A max of maybe one car every 5-10 minutes passing by. The rural night streets in Japan always felt safe but still could be eerie in the right mindset. I loved cycling it but I don’t think I’d have enjoyed walking in it, in the same way. Can totally see why this would be a staple in Japanese horror games.

[@NerdyRaindrops]

I was doing fine. Then there was a simple jumpscare. I chose to watch this first thing in the morning, I now know what will give a bit of energy to start my day. Jesus. Christmas. Good job Mark. Been here with you for nearly 10 years and you still find content to entertain AND scare me lol

[@maxiplierrr]

Watching new videos from mark after a long day makes everything better

[@theemiilgshow9685]

For me its a tradition basically to watch markaplier before i go to sleep

[@maxiplierrr]

@@theemiilgshow9685 same it's basically a daily/nightly ritual

[@theemiilgshow9685]

@@maxiplierrr yup

[@juliaabgarowicz-rb2wv]

teke teke also asks you "Do you know where my legs are?" and if you answer incorrectly she cuts you in half

[@Windrazor8403]

16:53 omg my heart just jumped input of my chest😮

[@jessie06_]

The Teke Teke is such a creepy Japanese urban legend. Makes me shiver my timbers.

[@mangaming1942]

At 17:02 You can see your dead body from the ending.

[@KreeFreee]

Rip Markiplier ending 1 😢😔

[@ghosthunt95]

16:17 U knew it was coming but why in gods name did it scare me like that

[@AutobotsKickAft]

8:42 shelf-stable milk in a carton doesn't need to be refrigerated (until it's opened? Idk I didn't read package before it was tossed). My mother gets them all the time

[@user-fg4tn8ot6b]

If opened, it can last up to seven days.

[@nathankirkha]

5:53 so many people could've remained alive if they did this in horror movies 🤣🤣

[@brook_nicole422]

16:42 HELP I SCREAMED AND DROPPED MY PHONE IM SOBBING

[@The_Falcon27]

It got me

[@winter2716]

I dropped my -hot pocket- bagel upside down 😂

[@Caterev0038cool]

*lol*

[@Caterev0038cool]

*i was expecting it tbh*

[@CreationF]

2:13 "But I got all the food I need right here." Realest quote from Markiplier.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

7:24: Milk Milk Lemonade, only true fans will know West of Loathing