Markiplier Makes: Easter Eggs

Easter is here and you've got US to teach you how to make some Easter Eggs!
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[@KarpetBurn]

I imagine Mark's childhood was similar to Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[@kagari1426]

Dr. Markenshmirtz

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Only with a nicer family and he didn't have to be a gnome

[@nekrouni8497]

Digstreme McDingus no, he definitely had to be a gnome at one point.

[@SubParson]

@@kagari1426 Markenshmitz Evil Incorporated!

[@whotheheckyisbecky1320]

JakeParar “Ahhh yes, Ethan the Platypus, you have come just in time to watch me use my new Unus Annus-inator. With this inator, I will destroy every video on the ENTIRE KZbin DATABASE!”

[@revolutionaryerror6416]

Mark: Multicolored! Tyler: Yellow and Blue! Ethan: V O I D C O L O R E D

[@neondeer3396]

They were all 100% high during this

[@jazzyjazz5827]

Parker Corbett I feel like Ethan was the only one high since he literally inhaled the foam. Lmao

[@benjaminizquierdo4700]

Link to time pls

[@revolutionaryerror6416]

Benjamin Izquierdo For the dye itself, about 7:10

[@revolutionaryerror6416]

Benjamin Izquierdo Also for all eggs 13:11

[@goggledgoon3342]

0:33 I love how both Ethan and Tyler simultaneously hit the desk because of how annoying mark is.

[@aylag.gonzalez1284]

I literally went searching for this comment 🤣💀💀💀

[@CaLypSO4456]

Both: HERE WE GOOOO

[@channelmeme7122]

Lmao every time mark goes on the poor backstory schpeal the two of them try and make it funny lmao

[@noon_underscore]

Nobody:… Mark: when I was a CHILD

[@irlsquibbl3]

It was perfectly synced 😂

[@that_green_neko]

10:55 Is nobody talking about the fact that Ethan just drank vinegar with no hesitation?

[@Observer_Decay]

And yet he nearly died when he took one shot of it in Unus Aunus

[@yeemawheaver1387]

@@Observer_Decay yea, but Ethan spat it out in the sink. He had to drink the Apple cider vinegar

[@evi4444e]

Does no one drink vinegar after a salad?

[@RieeBellaHoney]

My friend used to do that after eating chicken cutlets with vinegar

[@hollystar311]

@@evi4444e no??????? Do you??

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

Mark: "When I was a child we couldn't afford-" Ethan & Tyler: *synchronized disappointed table slap*

[@swirls5000]

*Ah shit. Here we go again.*

[@nuggethoecumaeda8934]

so true.....

[@springtrapsmainman6674]

mark: WhEn I WaS YoUnGeR WE CoUlDnT eVeN aFfOrD To bE pOoR

[@spookybagles]

@@springtrapsmainman6674 Mark- WhEn I waS A ChILd We COulDn'T AfFoRd OxYgEn

[@snicksss]

and then I do a squeaky weird laugh

[@dudewhersmacar7062]

These always have a very predictable trend: Mark; tries very hard for an artistic victory. Tyler; Tries very hard for a very serious victory. Ethan; ...Tries...something.

[@cherrycosmos1134]

Bold of you to assume Ethan tried

[@emily.gramley]

Ethan: Tries very hard to participate.

[@sketchygarden]

And we love it ❤

[@danis7969]

So true

[@jackthorton10]

TXC M0nkey This is epically easter

[@belmoon01]

I know people are rewatching these while mourning Unus Annus... so can we appreciate Eef’s dope shirt?!

[@serix3928]

Appreciation for that dope shirt.

[@ember3249]

That shirt is pretty dope

[@p0tat__]

that is exactly why im rewatching these, and yes we can it is a great shirt

[@nicolepollard453]

Wow that’s a dope shirt

[@temmieisakward2830]

Dopes shirt I've ever see

[@pigoverlord8250]

Tyler: these guys are themed! Mark: Larry, Barry, and scary Ethan “I call him... HAT”

[@Ravenishish]

"I need a time limit. I need to feel the guillotine above my neck." So...this is when Unus Annus was born?

[@madasonmarietuggle6222]

👀 MAYBE

[@nekomimitheiii6091]

Memento mori :)

[@cracklystone2237]

I was literally just thinking that

[@marieindia8116]

I was just thinking of the camera going over his head at that moment

[@hazzasatria_8647]

8 more days until the clock stops, Memento Mori. Unus Annus

[@NaniNani-oj4bh]

Mark: So, we don’t have a rabbit, but we do have a Tyler! Tyler: *Has a Stroke*

[@mellowlemons22]

Nani Nani bro is that your name?

[@mellowlemons22]

Nani Nani ok sorry i was trying to comment that tyler **shakes head vigorously**

[@maccheese2509]

👁️👄👁️

[@anjidunnuck4082]

So true-

[@v4mpirebat_]

Also Tyler: *grabs cups*

[@capncrunchy]

Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: I need to feel the guillotine above my neck

[@annavasilakopoulou5732]

was about to comment that

[@dying-bubba6302]

I- *when*

[@e.g.2261]

@@dying-bubba6302 11:25

[@maddxie_vids3684]

6:39 - 6:50 Ethan in a high-pitched voice: “TiMe tO aDd CoLoRs!” * starts to laugh * Mark: “no one makes Ethan laugh…. Like Ethan“ Ethan: “ I think inhaling this…. made me….* goes in demon mode* a little TiPsY” * Ethan and Tyler start laughing, mark just is scared but concered *

[@tmetz.2292]

I still think this is very accurate: Ethan: The youngest sibling Mark: Middle child Tyler: The oldest sibling ready to move out of the house

[@whalesharko4465]

"I have lost all control..."

[@rykking]

"A lItTlE TiPsY"

[@goatmadej]

As a middle child, I can confirm that I am also a shitpile.

[@my_broken_face]

4:00 - 4:15 says Tyler is the youngest child

[@my_broken_face]

Okay, I now see that Ethan was worse in that time frame

[@starrynightsky7426]

Mark and Tyler fighting and Ethan hitting himself is basically what their collective friendship is in a nutshell

[@gabrielathomas4783]

69th like: I'm so proud of this community

[@bluepencil9451]

Mark and Tyler getting into a slap fight. and Ethan third wheel slapping himself lol.

[@thedaycareattendant4497]

This is very true.

[@artistgirluniverse2283]

😂😂

[@bloody_pooodlez]

A Cup Of Lemon Tea sad but true

[@vyntisknight3346]

I love how at 3:41 Mark tries to gaslight Ethan when he forgot that he gave Ethan permission to pour the powder.

[@VannaFlix]

Why is no-one talking about how absolutely adorable and funny Pams bit was?

[@kamichungus]

I T ' S T H E E A S T E R B U N N Y!!!!

[@galladegamer3579]

EASTER ORANGE

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

I don’t know who that is.

[@ticcing.tantrum]

I was looking for a comment like this bc I didn't know her name 😭

[@duck9036]

@@ticcing.tantrumI saw her and was like omg that’s Ian’s ex from Smosh.

[@chknnugget3387]

*I just witnessed 2 grown men slap each other while 1 slaps himself*

[@maddie2961]

It's one of the weirdest things you can experience

[@pyxzik]

I agree lol 😂

[@maddie2961]

Yeah it's so stupid but really funny

[@crystalfunk4406]

The good life

[@strayheart2137]

Are We sure theyre grown men?

[@CMinionTV]

Mark: being eternally disappointed in everyone Tyler: actually doing stuff Ethan: HeApAsS

[@peeblekitty5780]

you did it you summed up every Markiplier Makes

[@ssstella.a]

Tyler: *always works before the timer starts and after it ends*

[@woodtheran2195]

The stages of me attempting to be productive

[@redilet5246]

@@peeblekitty5780 yo whats up

[@peeblekitty5780]

@@redilet5246 hey bro

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Ethan: “What is it with us and eggs that make everything go downhill?” Me: “Oh you’ll know Eef, you’ll know”

[@ellashort5915]

I love how Mark gives the Makes Crew like 7 minutes to make eggs, pancakes, and bacon And yet he gives the Crew 10 minutes to decorate and dye three fucking eggs Not mad, just dying on the floor in laughter and realization.

[@Madame_Talos]

You mean DYE-ing?

[@emilybello1750]

“No one makes Ethan laugh, like Ethan” - Mark 2019

[@blacktea9380]

its true though

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

That is what he said

[@northwestmarketing8591]

It’s true

[@yalex9026]

6:40

[@Poketdmpro]

Nobody makes heapass laugh

[@lexiparks6013]

Mark: makes easter eggs Tyler: makes easter eggs Ethan: gets high and put eggs in black foam

[@jenniflower6569]

Slop* Not foam, he made slop 0-0

[@MisterAviation]

@@jenniflower6569 he made school Cafeteria food

[@yaboilemonboi5223]

Easter eef back at it again

[@thebakeryofcake]

I'm honestly an Ethan kin

[@kingofdisabledbadgers9673]

it looks like ethan was having fun while on the Piss Ass Ass Selebrate. I wonder where I can buy some.

[@jaejaenoodles5417]

*We are here to celebrate DEATH!* Unus: 😐 Annus: 😐

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Mark: you’re stupid Ethan: okay He said okay in such a “thank you for talking to me” kind of way I almost fell over laughing

[@sarahrohloff9190]

Mark then: “when I was a child we couldn’t afford Easter eggs” Mark now: I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS

[@ashleewoods9205]

What a glowup

[@notome5621]

Sarah Rohloff ksksks

[@isabelled7591]

😂🤣

[@beanie_babe_xo6799]

No one: Not a soul: Not even mark at this point: Us: *ᴵ ᴬᴹ ᴬ ℳᎯℕ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ FᏆᏙᎬ (5) ᎾᏉᎬᏁs!*

[@AMPdotcom]

youtube revenue turned the tables.

[@sotsu618]

*P* iss *A* ss *A* ss *S* elebrate -Ethan 2019

[@dollbit2770]

*P* icture *A* n *A* nagram *S* ir

[@aciddrinker2194]

P inata A nd A ss S tuff

[@slushierushie]

*P* lease *A* cctually *A* ccurately *S* tab

[@shadowcattt]

*P* igs *A* re *A* ctual *S* inners

[@xUnimportantx3]

Heapass

[@morganstauter8660]

17:00 EEF: **softly** *”O e d i p u s.... n o”*

[@Thedeadspiderinyourcar]

Mark: What was your thought process??? Ethan: Obviously there wasn’t one.

[@_Enderluver]

No one: Not a single soul: Mark: *_Now when I was a child we couldn't afford..._*

[@bovess8654]

When I was alive I could not afford the will to live

[@vexxyl7083]

Child support

[@_Enderluver]

@@H4Z4RDW4RN1NG I mean it was like 2 weeks ago so...

[@sodapackyaoi]

_is that Souda Kazuichi_

[@_Enderluver]

@@sodapackyaoi *_Yes owo_*

[@leggy6428]

I just watched three grown men fight with eggs. I regret nothing about it.

[@meaganpotter1768]

The Great Egg Battle of 2019 was a marvel to behold

[@Ashley80005]

Yeah it was funny 😂😂😂

[@icedceleste]

What’s funny is that usually before you fight you say a phrase in Romanian but Mark just went WE FIGHT NOW

[@benedict8720]

BreeZee Fox that was a weird way to state it

[@sophieabbot1023]

Nor do I young child

[@camijs5466]

Ethan:"should i put the PAAS (whatever that actually means) in the bowl?" Mark: "Yeah, sure. i guess you're doing foam." *35 Seconds later* Ethan:" You told me to put it it the mixing bowl! Papa said "sure"!" Mark: NO I didn- .... PAPA?!

[@mmboo3983]

Mark: EVERYONE SAYS WE NEED MORE TIME, WE DON'T NEED MORE TIME also mark: art can't be rushed

[@AkizatheNacho]

"No one makes Ethan laugh more than Ethan" Ethan, in a very low voice: A LiTtLe TiPsY Mark: *scared*

[@AdamDeOldSport]

I do not welcome gachatards here like you

[@selish2904]

@@AdamDeOldSport LMAO YOUR RECENT COMMENT TO MARKS VIDEO WAS "Now react to gacha videos" AND YOU HATIN'? PFFFFFFT.

[@AdamDeOldSport]

@@selish2904 of course. I hate em

[@selish2904]

@@AdamDeOldSport If you hate gacha because they are "cringy", you're just hating yourself there.

[@kynnedijones3982]

Me when I first heard him say that💀

[@paperface4653]

Future child: Did you ever fight in a war grandpa? Mark: now let me tell you about the great egg war....

[@eke4146]

its gRANDchILd

[@leahwehi9547]

666

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

Grand dad? Fleentstones?

[@noir_psychotica8130]

1000th like

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

Mark: we’re celebrating the death Me: *cries in yesterday, which so happened to be November 13, 2020*

[@gibbyo3408]

you mean today

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

@@gibbyo3408 for me it was yesterday Regardless, it happened like 18 hours ago or something and I’m s a d

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

@@gibbyo3408 OH WAIT I FORGOT HOW TIME WORKS yeah it was this morning but for me it was like 1 am and I’m too tired to consider things like midnight

[@gibbyo3408]

@@forgemakesstuff2734 I get it lol time is such a hassle

[@JuiceMade3603]

Virgil Virgil Virgil Virgil Virgil

[@creepaze]

This video has an energy that gave mork and eef the subliminal thought to conceive Unus Annus: 1) celebrating death 2) the chaos 3) mark losing his fucking mind 4) unplanable content 5 Ethan doing shit that could kill him 6) Ethan making up words 7) it's basically only Ethan and mark having their chaotic chemistry and Tyler's the clueless guest who got dragged to limbo

[@danielcrud9345]

Ethan: *spills something* Mark: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

[@thelasagne9319]

Why are we still here just to suffer

[@marlenejohnson1599]

@@thelasagne9319 every day **breathe** I can feel my leg

[@legendofeddadrakath]

War, war never changes.

[@renkix.9248]

🤣👌🏼

[@bulbasour3]

*has premonitions about the future*

[@meandtheboys4848]

Markiplier makes is just a chance for Mark to do things he didn’t as a kid and honestly I respect that

[@intergalacticpineapples1044]

Them arguing over whose more German and Ethan calling himself ‘ mr. Nestor d a r l i n g’ and immediately regretting it is amazing

[@popopsgodspee]

Who’s his “Ethan” character? I thought that guy was heapass

[@jefferystrait5776]

Yeah, what gives Mark. Where did hepass go?

[@sugartooth7669]

Where's mah heapass Mark? Where is he?! XD

[@sweettea4794]

Yeah where did heap ass go

[@sweettea4794]

Wait no Ethan is heapass' cos play and it's so good that mark was convinced that heapass was on vacation and Ethan is his brother

[@nikladamond937]

I thought thats matt watson?

[@bagenmacdearea3738]

Markilplier: now when I was a child I couldn’t even afford eggs. Also Markiplier: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!

[@bluegrassadventures8227]

Mark doesn't have a owen only stones

[@goofygoofadventures5262]

NICKEN CHUGGET how he’s grown

[@ellen2494]

Callback to creme brulee 😂

[@patience1888]

😂😂😂

[@CloudsGirl7]

Started from the bottom...

[@dunodisko2217]

Mark: slight effort Tyler: all-out Ethan: *makes a vat of foamed human feces*

[@minisatan6058]

3:00 here we can see two chaotic adhd brains trying to figure out what to do while tyler reads the instructions and actually understands what he's supposed to do

[@tasty-soda-pop]

Ethan: "I need vinegar" Ethan: *grabs vinegar and takes a swig of it* Camera person: *asks Mark a question* Ethan: "no"

[@arandomperson7141]

I love Ethan

[@whomstthefrick7697]

Ethan is fr me tho

[@drewmethisway520]

“Is this whiskey or perfume?” “ITS PERFUME”

[@BiggieCheese1225]

I just witnessed 3 grown men battle eggs like pokémon, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing on this channel

[@samiorigami]

It's called egg pocking and in Louisiana it is a VERY common tradition

[@jdf3953]

Ever seen there mashed potato bathtub video? It was a weird one!

[@thegongoozler3374]

"They call me Mr. Boombastic, jelly fantastic." XD

[@katierondinella8159]

YOU RIGHT

[@blackwatersoftware3826]

SCP Level Containment 3:27

[@CarlyStyles0902]

5:10 lixian's editing never fails to make me absolutely spiral

[@lorresaknights5477]

Ethan: "You said to put it in the mixing bowl" Mark: "nO, YOU said to YOURSELF "a-should I put it in the mixing bowl?" and then YOU said "o-oKAY" "

[@shintanetagawa]

mark is just radiating "over worked dad" energy in this video and I love it

[@peanutbutterandjammy]

Truer words never spoken!

[@moonshinemollusk7689]

Ooooh

[@adonis4694]

Ethan: "I asked for permission and *papa* said SuRe!"

[@charlihogan9587]

Nobody: Mark:Now when I was a child we couldn’t afford air

[@alistersimms7856]

Ethan and tyler: *"E V E R Y video."*

[@Jaeeden]

Amy: I'm giving you guys more time

[@hexakiro5623]

We didn’t even have CO2 we just had to breathe in rocks and it was GREAT

[@ThatOneGoji]

*I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*

[@minnie21434]

Mark: Yeah we had to breathe ur farts😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@0wls.littl3.c0rn3r]

Ethan: *Making a mess* Tyler: *Not even listening* Mark: *Breaking his mind silently*

[@emilypratt4695]

7:25 Eef's egg was the true birth of Unus Annus

[@ivypool2535]

When mark and Tyler were hitting each other and Ethan was hitting himself, that was a perfect representation of this series

[@cohensmith6100]

Lmao ya

[@pebbles3609]

Yeah pretty much lmao

[@queenelizabethii4397]

lmao poor eef

[@abbyalvarez480]

“mom and dad are fighting again”

[@jiyzo]

FAX

[@Chaochrome]

Ethan: has no idea what he’s doing but remains happy Mark: fucks it all up but manages to make it okay in the end Tyler: perfect from the very beginning and wins at everything I love this so much 😂

[@oliver297]

Also Tyler: *Drops scissors on the ground and almost decapitates his toes*

[@uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753]

Chaochrome this is the whole of markiplier makes.

[@Chaochrome]

the weird potato same tho

[@LucyKamm]

no one: mark and ethan on november 13, 2020: 0:20

[@haveadecentday7053]

Ethan: spills water over Mark: when I was I kid we couldn't even afford water-

[@noodle2891]

Mark : does something kind of logical, at least thought out. Tyler : does something methodical and well-meaning Ethan : just FUCKS the whole project somehow

[@akariblackthorne4976]

Yay boyinaband

[@bluemaster7530]

Ethan last egg thing as well

[@a.cnugget0323]

😂

[@luxwitch4200]

Mark: neutral good Tyler: lawful good Ethan: chaotic evil

[@bowsmed]

"today is the day I die" the single smartest joke anyone has probably ever told on this channel, given the context, and I don't think it was even intentional

[@SevynOsumWorld]

just me timestamp

[@bowsmed]

@@SevynOsumWorld 5:13, right after Ethan inhales powder

[@-babycake-4180]

@@SevynOsumWorld 5:15

[@TheVilivan]

What's the joke? Why is it smart? Help stupid person pls :)

[@TheVilivan]

@Megan Tracey Thank you! :)

[@at-fq1km]

We all know why you’re here. Memento Mori

[@lemonbloomss840]

memento mori

[@vhishal_bv]

I wanna like this comment but....the likes..... But... memento mori

[@azami8992]

that is true memento mori

[@Emily-mm7qf]

MOMENTO MORI

[@oakre6689]

Momento mori dear friends...

[@w9bbrs]

Eef: Oki ok time to add color! *burst out into laughter* Mark: *disappointed* nobody makes Ethan laugh like Ethan... Eef: I think inhaling this made me... a little *tipsy* Mark and Tyler: *scared but laughs anyways*

[@katelynfear2153]

Just a random thought: Ethan would make a good Spider-Man

[@meanncat3050]

He would.

[@TheBlackt00th]

The man just spent a good minute slapping his own hand

[@snicksss]

When I was I middle school we were watching an art slideshow and when a spiderman picture showed up this kid ripped off his school shirt to reveal a spiderman shirt and he pulled a spiderman mask out of his pocket.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@snicksss that is so fucking adorable

[@dhstudios9879]

Katelyn Fear yes

[@kal-zr6os]

Ethan: "tHe dEAtH oF cHrIsT" Everyone: ... no

[@emilyclark3321]

xXSpaghettiXx1 “WE CELEBRATE DEATH!”💀 lol 😂

[@dekishihope5734]

That was Good Friday

[@guacdahuman5626]

How did no one notice Ethan drinking vinegar at 10:55??? Lmao the way he just noped out and rushed to the sink 😂

[@bruh9920]

I love how Tyler is actually really good at everything but they always find a way to disqualify him

[@zymphyr8221]

In highschool, Mark: Class clown, Ethans bestfriend.. And only friend. Tyler: Jock, golden boy. Ethan: The kid that sits at the back and watching birds fly around outside and is completely oblivious to everything.

[@zymphyr8221]

@@aimeeelyn1 yes

[@meganfreelove1551]

Accurate

[@humanbean4037]

I relate to Ethan on a deep level lol

[@allisonb2567]

I could be wrong... But something tells me those eggs were supposed to be hard boiled.

[@howtubeable]

Yes, they're supposed to be hard boiled.

[@noorulamirahshahrulhisham6720]

I thought they were supposed to be emptied

[@djsprinkles2717]

They could’ve been hard boiled or emptied out

[@annsleyclevenger2562]

you are very correct

[@Ashley80005]

Yeah, I kept saying aren't those supposed to be hard boiled first?! 😂😂😂

[@a_possible_human4542]

hear me out: these 3 would be that friend group in school who are constantly getting sent to the principals office for doing dumb stuff edit: 58 likes wtf that more than ive ever gotten

[@PinaaaColaaa]

Sounds legit.

[@yelisey5652]

Yep

[@toasted_equestrian]

Mark and Ethan would be the actual ones causing the problem, Tyler would be sent to the office just by association

[@a_possible_human4542]

@@toasted_equestrian truuuuuue

[@Reshiram543]

"why is it when anything happens, it's always you three?"

[@eve-nostra7951]

3:55 Ethan: You said Yes! Mark: I didn't know what I was saying yes to, man How Unus Annus started

[@kjlynne1191]

Why does Ethan just never know what he’s doing in the challenges😂

[@thatoneperson5488]

Because he's Ethan. You should know by now not to question the intelligence of a markiplier video.... yet i still do too...

[@whomstthefrick7697]

@Cotton_Cat 23 sAmeeeeee

[@electrofreak8529]

kidnapped and forced to play? Idk lol

[@simfloate]

Umm.... ME 😂😂

[@ravinduwijayarathna6238]

so nobody's gonna acknowledge the fact that there is a *NUKE* just standing outside the door at 1:42 ?

[@krbthewitch]

Mark: I've lost all control He says that knowing full well he never had control.

[@dropme9294]

Mark be lookin at the camera like Jim Halpert from the office

[@Charliepacks]

KRBgirl I thought it was going to be a Darkiplier moment

[@Mia-tg4ld]

That's amazingly funny

[@w9bbrs]

Mark: *angry* omg... Eef: *screaming and laughing into the card board* Tyler: *almost dying from dropping scissors on the floor*

[@JaimeSheep]

Today for the first time in over 10 years my mom wanted to paint Easter eggs and bought these same packages. Without realizing they were the same, I read "PAAS" and said out loud without thinking, "PISS ASS ASS..." and started laughing so hard 😭 my mom and sister were so confused and offended.. I had to show them the video where it came from, and I didn't realize it was the same PAAS packages in this! I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@absolutelynotLily]

OMG I DID THE SAME THING TODAY

[@JaimeSheep]

@@absolutelynotLily HAHAH that's amazing 🤣

[@bunni2022]

6:45 "I think inhaling this.." "Made me..." *coughs* *gargles aggressively* "A little tipsy"

[@snickersammy100]

6:45-6:52

[@fleepbleep6296]

I effing died at this point

[@bunni2022]

@@fleepbleep6296 mark just looked so horrified

[@goodvibeztk5369]

Hahahaah

[@nikodelossantos7284]

At 8:39 there is nothing like 2 full grown men fighting like children... Then There's Ethan

[@brockparks2322]

so true and so funny too :D

[@Reddyed]

I didn't notice Ethan during that lmao

[@cheungmichealcheungkimchi1341]

I'm basically Ethan

[@Jackthebut]

Hahahahhahaha

[@lovely6396]

That was the exact moment where I reminded myself that these are grown men. Lol.

[@beewithhoney7969]

Mark: WhO hErE iS gErMaN?! (talking about himself) Everyone else: *points to themself*

[@abbyw5208]

10:55 little did Ethan know that later he would drink many shots of vinegar...

[@honiii885]

No one: Absolutely no one at all: Mark: well when I was a child I couldn’t afford it-

[@honiii885]

Kuntash Quaking sndkkddk

[@halberd-3291]

“We’re making Easter eggs” “wE’rE BaSiNG tHIs oN STrEngTh”

[@dingusowo7091]

Yes-

[@TwiinArmagedons]

@@dingusowo7091 I love your style sir

[@dingusowo7091]

@@TwiinArmagedons 👌

[@nosillakaye]

This video should be renamed to “Mark Being a Dad for 18 Minutes Straight.”

[@hi53]

It’s so hard not to laugh when your watching this in the middle of the night and see 8:29 - 8:52 The rest is hilarious too

[@itselajo]

Every markiplier makes: Mark: Now when I was a child we couldn’t afford this... Edit: Omg 4.2k likes what.... Thankyou!

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

He's letting his creative juices out

[@xilogex7403]

Damn, I guess Toy Nukes are hard to afford

[@elkesorensen]

E OC “We had a chicken but we had to kill it for our own entertainment”🤣

[@rory787]

Wierd flex

[@itselajo]

TheNewSlimShady I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@alcinadimitrescu4061]

asdfghgxs at 10:49 i thought amy said "baby" instead of "maybe" and my heart melted at thinking she called mark a pet name XD

[@abominationcreation9283]

No, but Eef called mark papa

[@100PercentBudder]

10:02 Ethan: Time to do it's thing, you know how time works... Mark: Nooo Ethan: it comes and goooes Me: *Sobs* Yeah EEF... Time sure does come and go... it sure does...

[@Maldy55]

He's transforming..

[@andreasofieherrem4287]

Tyler: "Uh excuse you, Scheid is german" Mark: "No one cares" Tyler: "DANGIT"

[@argentocamille2027]

scheide is german XD scheid ain't a word

[@strawbewryyy]

Thought that said Scheisse for a sec. I was like "Wait whot" I am...so disappointed in my brain cells.

[@marcelinemorningstar7684]

more espresso less depresso *what braincells?*

[@argentocamille2027]

im very stoopid

[@aroraborealiss77]

“I’m making foam!”😅 “Time to add colours!”😂 “I think inhaling this made me....A LITTLE TIPSY!”🤣

[@bluepencil9451]

My heart melted lol Too pure ;w;

[@autumnpoche93]

I think it did for a bit tho 😂

[@Jeremiah-mj9kw]

I'm quite sure that stuff contains Sodium Carbonate, which isn't bad to inhale, but isn't exactly great either... Like snorting a line of Baking Soda, minus one Carbonate Ion in the formula. Which I realize doesn't help the analogy, but whatever.

[@brakistroier]

"Yeah, but dOeSnt iT taSTE goOD?!" *inhales powder and almost dies*

[@ryanhoward3028]

aroraborealiss77 I knew Ethan said this without seven watching the video

[@acatindoesstuff8583]

alternate title: Mark has an existential crisis while Eef makes himself laugh and Tyler dyes eggs

[@Twisted6912]

"we had a chicken but we had to kill it for our own entertainment" -markiplier for some reason

[@kendawg_hotdawg]

"What's Easter about?" *says in a quiet voice* The death of Christ

[@ReaperPeaper.]

Well technically....

[@marlenejohnson1599]

The rebirth of christ lol

[@robina.c.6380]

@@marlenejohnson1599 well, he has to die first to be reborn? XD

[@marlenejohnson1599]

@@robina.c.6380 true true

[@cainbirkinsha7405]

I read that as "What's Ethan about?"

[@lwolf1077]

I love how at the beginning both ethan and Tyler just deflate and are like 'oh my God, every single time!' When Mark says he couldnt afford eggs growing up. Just the simultaneous deflate is so funny

[@WHAL-E]

Mark: *explains his poor life as a child* Ethan and Tyler: *bangs heads* Edit: look-> 0:34

[@ocupersgmail]

*markiplier makes :* macaroni art origami fashion clay sculpture foam weapons facepainting picture frame stage play halloween mask

[@stanintothevoid3758]

Paper maché

[@dennisparraga9626]

Markiplier makes a ‘markiplier makes’ list

[@ThatOneArtist97]

What if they tried animation or making like those flip books, the one with the small papers and you flip them?

[@fireplace7356]

Egg drop!

[@autumnayers8181]

Markiplier makes origami

[@lotsofmos]

"I think inhaling this made me a- *a LiTtLe tIpSY* "

[@JeromeProductions]

mos oof

[@sarahhu734]

8:40 when mark and tyler “fight” each other and ethan is just slappin himself on the side

[@jackf6725]

Mark's wail when Larry broke was like the cry of a mourning parent.

[@non-perishable1022]

"Who's going first?!" "I don't know what we're doing..." "WHO'S GOING FIRST?!" "I'll go first" "Alright, who do you volunteer?" "I VoLuNtEeR eGg!"

[@nadasalah571]

“I volunteer Barry!”

[@galaxybeans3542]

Tyler: He got me Mark: *confused* Tyler again: *THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE*

[@abbygriff1662]

What video was that lol

[@ashnelson5562]

*THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILD IS ON MY FACE*

[@galaxybeans3542]

Egg drop

[@electrofreak8529]

poor Ethan 😂

[@abbygriff1662]

@@galaxybeans3542 thx lol

[@GingerCatGaming]

"What is it with us and eggs that really just makes everything go downhill?" *flashbacks to Unus Annus*

[@itsukizy]

2:42 this is the funniest thing ethan has ever said

[@kyriepaws9593]

Mom: Watchya watchin? Me: Three grown men painting eggs. Mom: Oh.

[@electrofreak8529]

being an adult looks fun :3

[@joshx5184]

Sushi Cakes markiplier was looking at the camera with a face as I read this

[@imaunicorninhufflepuff112]

I spell it mum (I'm Australian)

[@leeryninja9170]

Definitely normal😅...

[@Zeeratman]

Mom: slowly backs away

[@KenIzOut]

Tyler: *stays quiet and reads the instructions* Mark and ethan: *arguing about the PAAS thing*

[@rosericorico4980]

Basically any markiplier vid

[@NODnuke45]

And it's self evident in the end as to whom was actually trying, as usual. lol

[@Kurachi84]

Markiplier Makes in a nut.... eggshell?

[@Bellaboo0602]

No one: Absolutely no one: Mark at 12:08 : OwO