I Bought the World's Brightest Flashlight

Many flashlights on Amazon claim to be the "BRIGHTEST" so I very wisely spent my money to test out these bold claims with my own eyes.
I Review Other Things ► • Markiplier Reviews Stuff
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Subscribe Today! ► bit.ly/Markiplier
Follow my Instagram ► / markiplier
Follow me on Twitter ► / markiplier
Like me on Facebook ► / markiplier
Join us on Reddit! ► / markiplier

[@yoloswaggins5633]

Unus Annus: *dies* Mark: “Fine... i’ll do it myself”

[@ZoomGOS]

Lol

[@wakeupitskelsey]

Hahahaha

[@crackedsunflower8123]

was coming here to say that... this was so obviously an unus annus idea that was created too late lmfaoo, memento mori

[@TheBlackBoxWarrior65]

I was expecting ticking at the end!!!

[@coteob5126]

Dude I can feel that vibe

[@weebleflufflycakes7238]

*Mark's got all this Unus Annus energy, but no Unus Annus to spend it on.*

[@AlbinoJedi]

I was thinking the same. This video has massive Unus Annus energy.

[@paper2222]

@@AlbinoJedi just add the intro to this video and boom

[@culturedmonster5518]

I'm just here to say your name is amazing

[@tunridacatlady9915]

😔😔 I'm not coping well without Unus Annus.... 😅 I really miss it, it was my thing to do every evening before bed for a year🙊

[@Foxy02016]

This feels like it was meant to be on Unus Annus but wasn’t delivered on time

[@recruit6311]

this is nothing compared to when my mom wakes me up by turning the light on at 7 am

[@arasckl1550]

Legit the worst feeling in life

[@donnaprofio329]

nothing compared to discord light theme at 1:00 am*

[@Zyjian]

it pains me

[@thatonestar]

For real man, it feels like you've literally been blinded by the sun

[@loganhall-tq4gc]

Bro fr

[@thegardenofeatin5965]

In case anyone's reading this two years later, when t hings like flashlights say they're "explosion proof" that doesn't mean the flashlight won't be damaged by explosions, it means the flashlight is designed to not present any sparks or hot spots that could ignite explosive vapors or something. It won't *cause* an explosion.

[@honeyscissors]

I read this just now, thanks for clarifying! I actually thought they meant it would survive an explosion (like how do you even promise something like that, there are so many types and levels :D) to market it to those "military grade everything" teleshopping bros

[@dream_walker9726]

Ohhhhhhh thank you for that clarification

[@munchass2591]

POV: Your kidnapper rants about cereal while trying to give himself a seizure with a high-power flashlight

[@easiergone]

LMFAOACHDJHUIKAJCIO BYE-

[@birdytay8231]

@@easiergone well okay 🤣

[@Bap983]

This happens every day

[@milkpup9201]

Yeah, accurate

[@sircharlize2054]

Honestly I wouldn't mind if you ranted abt cereal or the meaning of life, as long as you keep talking it'll keep me walking

[@purelyorange8428]

This really looks like Amy went out for the day, Mark went insane and brought a bunch of flashlights and reviewed them in his closet

[@tapwater6335]

That's a pretty big closet

[@terminatortr06]

@@tapwater6335 well he lives in a pretty big house

[@Taker369]

@@tapwater6335 nah he’s just short

[@nataliamedina7171]

Without Amy's permission

[@Donald6309]

Fun fact: A nice clear, sunny day is roughly 10,000 Lumens per square meter. Mark could literally light up the daytime by 10x

[@mymannn7832]

Now all we need is massive flashlight in sky

[@daidarabotchi3891]

For a sunny, cloudless day in summertime you can expect about 100,000 lux (lumens per square metre) - that's sort of an average, as it can get much brighter than that. Even an overcast day with scattered showers can be around 25,000 lux. For the sun, since it's essentially illuminating everything evenly, you can just convert from lux to lumens directly - so a 10,000 lux day is the equivalent of a 10,000 lumen light (over a small area). Because our eyes are so good at adjusting, we don't really think of a clear day as being _that_ much brighter than a really powerful artificial light, but it really is orders of magnitude different. Having said all that, that torch _would_ be illuminating whatever you point it at as if it was the middle of the day in summer - but distances and angles would make it less powerful, depending. You still certainly wouldn't want to look into it!

[@BacsarugoCringeMaker]

​​@@daidarabotchi3891 Lm/m²:❌❌❌ Lumens per square metre:✅✅✅

[@milks-thoughts]

@@daidarabotchi3891I can’t tell if you’re a genius or very, very dedicated

[@daidarabotchi3891]

@@milks-thoughts Haha, that's super nice. Not a genius, just happened to study something which required me to learn a whole lot about lux and lumens. Having said that, I do remember looking up the facts again before posting the comment because I was worried about spreading round misinformation XD

[@everetsutton1377]

The first time I watched this I had no idea that "the vvitch" was a horror movie thing, and just accepted it as Mark being Mark

[@Killbayne]

oh.

[@beans3537]

guys don’t worry, he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle

[@_kittykaity603_4]

XD UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS!!

[@spiritxi2406]

Unus Annus :(

[@malixnant]

ah yes, another reminder of my sadness

[@commit_aarson]

Unus Annus... 😔😔😔

[@steveharvey7039]

Lol stolen comment

[@buneary7046]

Mark's NOT a masochist, he just wants to see how much his retinas can handle.

[@joytaime6890]

THE WAY I SNORTED ISNDKGH

[@GmodFilmsTR]

true masochists use night vision at these moments.

[@tomoyami]

Dont tell amy

[@emilyluchinske268]

@Unus Annus YOURE DISRESPECTFUL

[@vincent.t4299]

@@GmodFilmsTR *flashback from Halo 3 ODST*

[@demagischewereldvanalexand1128]

Can we just appreciate the fact he spent almost over 600 dollars worth of flashlights and shined them in his eyes for our entertainment

[@spookkook]

Over $800 actually the big one was $600 and the rest were $200 ish

[@CloudMouth27]

​@@spookkook keyword: over

[@maddogb2020]

@@CloudMouth27 well technically he said almost over 600 not over 600

[@DestopLine]

@@CloudMouth27 keyword: almost

[@Jonamatronic14]

FIR THE ONE FLASHLIGHT

[@gingaillust_]

When the lights are out, Mark would be that kind of guy who would just find flashlights lying around in his house. You know, like a horror game protagonist

[@Redbikemaster]

I feel called out by this because I have random flashlights everywhere lol And not even on purpose either. It just kinda happened

[@captaincomet9963]

This reminded me of when Mark teased the idea of writing "Press Shift to Run" on a wall somewhere to give someone an existential crisis

[@lexciaeisenhardt8863]

alternate title: Markiplier GENUINELY reviewing flashlights for 25 minutes

[@TheAvengerNick1]

Fr

[@Currypotnoodle_]

And talks about shrinkflation

[@thatmomentwhen597]

And the Vvitch

[@ilikeualot8667]

true

[@harrynotpoggersgd8439]

25:56 u mean?

[@sloosb]

Mark: “I don’t have time” Mark: *remembers this isn’t unus annus* Mark: “actually I have all the time in the world”

[@nathanterminie9805]

What time stamp does he say that

[@DarkRaider-sx1iz]

@@nathanterminie9805 3:15

[@DarkRaider-sx1iz]

Haha i caught that too.

[@aris.2026]

@Sloosh ee your profile picture 🥺🥺🥺

[@minigamers744]

15:57

[@mrkaboomsenior5752]

25:00 “It smells like something burning…” Yea dude, it’s your retinas

[@Smile-dy8zq]

mark just pausing the rant about flashlights to talk about shrinkflation is the funniest thing ever

[@iulia.bianca.b]

This is 100% a solo Unus Annus. So, just Annus playing alone in the dark.

[@IndigoStorm27]

So Mark is Annus? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

"Annus In The Dark" sounds like a horror game

[@chillboard4904]

@@OriginalCreatorSama Slow D-Annus In The Dark

[@RockiAnimations]

Maybe this is Annus in the afterlife...

[@yarme-_-nella7203]

Bro this just looks like an Ethan idea from unnus annus

[@artlife1203]

Everyone: sad because Unus Annus ended Mark: “Welcome to my flashlight review”

[@arandomduckwithinternet.8412]

Now he just needs to make a review of his old videos

[@rokai7317]

So I guess its just Unus now.

[@sataruyamate4438]

@@rokai7317 you mean annus

[@PirateWanderer]

My thoughts exactly xD I miss these very random videos the most

[@Frederick0]

Does sound like an unnus annus vid

[@DocDocGoose15]

Mark: This flashlight is not ment to be shone at any human ever. Also Mark: Points the flashlight directly at the camera

[@isakmelander5399]

Your screen is not is not cabable of emmiting the strength of that flashie so you're good.

[@theminingassassin16]

Mark's line "I've got all the time in the world, but I don't have the sanity for it, and I do NOT have a lot of that to spare." is my whole life in a nutshell.

[@Randomguy0011]

This is why Mark wasn’t crying at the end of Unus Annus. He was just gonna keep going.

[@kdb4752]

this is very much unus annus energy fr but without eef

[@PexilHart]

maybe Annus escaped in time. he's even wearing black and white clothes in the video

[@wilimin]

I was gonna say that xD

[@wilimin]

@@PexilHart Unus wasn't fast enough or... Something or someone stopped him.

[@viztrella]

welp... yeah basically-

[@euphoricwolf]

Mark isn't a masochist. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can take before they absorb the sun itself

[@sethgarrick6320]

Marks true goal is to evolve into escanor

[@jonw.a9270]

@@sethgarrick6320 And become the pinnacle of all life

[@caleblubega2443]

@@jonw.a9270 The one who stands atop all clans

[@jonw.a9270]

@@caleblubega2443 As the Lion Sin of Pride.

[@spicyprongs9165]

Lol you were wrong for that

[@dripguyyy]

23:00 THE CHOIR KICKING IN JUST HAD ME DEAD RIGHT THERE

[@pensiveteam]

i laughed too, we all laughed

[@fivepainbbles]

He just entered heaven

[@innatabatadze]

HELPLE LMDAO

[@justink3646]

I though it was the metroid power up music for a second.

[@theringmaster7792]

The fact this dropped almost immediately after Unus Annus was deleted, it felt good but saddening at the same time as it feels like Unus Annus, but then you want to go back, but in the end, we're left with naught, but the memories we made along the way

[@mari-bz1gg]

“don’t try this at home” me quietly: _hey now, don’t try this at home..._

[@windy4632]

NO I'M CRYING

[@deeznutz2640]

i- wowwww. im sad

[@naiknaik8812]

hey now dont try this dont even try it

[@windy4632]

@The Dark Dragon Eye YES

[@baylonatticusb.561]

NOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@lemonzesty3997]

POV: Mark’s kidnapped you and is showing you all his flashlights he bought.

[@knaigx_]

You mean Keanu Reeves right? Not Mark. 😀

[@ZB-29]

I would be completely fine with that

[@eliteshyguy88]

Don't you mean darkaplier?

[@jason-hb9gp]

i wouldnt mind

[@jason-hb9gp]

@@knaigx_I SHOWED MY MOM MARK AND SHE THOUGHT HE WAS KEANU LOLL

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

Just so y'all know, Imalent now has an even more powerful model of flashlight that goes up to 120k lumens now, the SR32.

[@gergthewerg]

The was only tested to a bit over 100k. However, they've since made the ms32 that's 200k!

[@Nekufan1000000]

I want the Tame the Sun flashlight as an upgrade in a horror game. You click it on and hear the fan whirring and the game just gets a normal lighting engine that makes everything normal, like the sun came up, and all the enemies flinch when you get close to them.

[@RichaadEB]

is this withdrawal

[@mightbetoad6786]

perhaps

[@semenking7287]

No

[@strength5149]

Yes.

[@turturuwheelwright5336]

Hello there , mr guitar.

[@45calGunslinger]

Ask Johnny Knoxville about life after filming Jackass

[@atlas9859]

Mark: I'm not trying to blind myself because I'm a masochist, I just wanna know how much my eyes can take

[@devyngrant7119]

IKR LoL

[@Sammers7]

ive always said i can put a [phone] flashlight with full power right in why eye, while my eye is open and be fine...

[@melofelo4484]

The replaceable batteries might actually be better in a survival environment because you can’t recharge anything in the wild. As long as you put some batteries in your survival kit you’ll be set

[@electricerger]

Remember, white paper likes to reflect the light, so it won't convert the light to heat as well. I bet it you touched the paper to the light's glass you would see results though

[@antonmarklund348]

Shaquile oatmeal

[@trybutter133]

“Unus annus is gone” Mark:it’s free real estate.

[@aiztoh]

He Reference some of it tho to unus annus

[@larencurry5230]

Annus Annus

[@NightRaid777]

Mark, so this is what happened to u during quarantine?

[@cookiedewd]

@@aiztoh I think he did these types of videos before unnus annus

[@luciluver420]

Right??? That's what I was gonna say. This is unus annus without eef...

[@sebYB67]

Mark: Playing around with flashlights Unus Annus: Playing around with fleshlights

[@clasifiedinformation5310]

Yes more of that

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

Oofp

[@nickc6767]

Lmao 😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@kdej-si4vo]

I mean you’re not wrong

[@MewGirlPlayz.]

Once mark said “ resealable batteries what a concept, they stole technology from Oreos.” 9:49

[@dizzyishere999]

I wish I said this 3 years ago when I first watched this. He should attach the 100,000 lumen flashlight to the tactical shovel, to have ultimate tactical tool.

[@Nl-ws1de]

Amy watching from outside wondering why the closet holds heaven itself:

[@daddyhamilton5881]

lmao

[@fanbasez]

XD 🤣🤣

[@kfcwaifu3.063]

@@koop6199 BRUH

[@king-uw4cn]

No not heaven its worse......

[@potcylinder5820]

*Lixian

[@KingONFFE]

Other youtubers: *flexing their next gen consoles* Mark: *flexing his $500 flashlight*

[@atomicbomb5554]

And then there is Jack with a ladder

[@Shining-Shiro]

Dude- Flashlights are wayy more epic than consoles rn XD

[@rnspurgn3015]

He’s a man who owns 5 ovens, what do you expect?

[@Maninawig]

Adam already flashed his fire rod... Seriously more impressive.

[@shamelessrepair5975]

That is what i like about mark.

[@benthebum6215]

The gates of heaven just opened for a second 23:01

[@kralosis6082]

18:22 if only mark had said "hey what's that thing in the water?" "it's disappointment"

[@jakisall]

Unus Annus: Ends Mark: Well yes, but actually no.

[@lazycatstudios6980]

The channel has ended but the shenanigans are still to continue.

[@katiekring9819]

I was about to say this gives off "Unus Annus Vibes" Since Mark isnt playing any video games. Im not saying Mark HAS to plays games on this channel.

[@bobherobrine3415]

@@katiekring9819 it's supposed to be video games and chica

[@jordanayala1617]

Eef said he also make unus Annus type videos

[@gunnervrog]

I think this was going to be one of the unus annus vids but they didn't get to it

[@octopus189]

The mental image of Amy just walking by the door to that closet and a huge beam of light shining through the cracks, like a God manifesting inside, is amazing.

[@lucidhighway4403]

"Mark, did you summon a demon again?"

[@jacobscott6323]

I mean, Mark is already god anyway

[@gustavodasilvaprobst890]

Lightplier.

[@kimelf8852]

I gave u the 420th like UwU

[@TheRaichuTrainer]

[@random_gamer5859]

9:19 G U R T H

[@Its_ok_to_not_be_ok]

" Even though we have an infinite amout of choices in our lives there are only a handful that matter." -Markiplier This choice to shine bright light in his eyes was important.

[@AntiR2525]

"Unnus Annus has ended" Markiplier, trying to cope:

[@bananamonkey1277]

gret enkils speak

[@gamerplayzl4927]

ikr i miss it

[@onism9050]

He has a weird grieving process

[@Max-needmoreenergydrink]

It’s Annus singulos

[@bookworm1691]

It's helping me grieve

[@dumblehades]

At the end when he shouted “MY EYES” I half expected a countdown and “Unus Annus! Unus Annus!”

[@amypember7417]

Right? I swear I still hear the ticking :'))

[@realgamingkeys]

When the 3 2 1 started when he was gonna turn on the last one i expected the same thing lmao

[@kro1483]

Didn’t we all...didn’t we all, I was expecting it at the beginning AND the end, then I got sad cuz it just wasn’t meant to be.

[@nemanjareljanovic180]

Memento mori 😢❤️

[@sophiesturgill1540]

@@amypember7417 we all still here the ticking. The ticking of a channel we could not save. A channel that i felt honoured to see go

[@allo5426]

13:00 No, whoever's selling that thing stores souls in it.

[@phantomgaming9291]

Everytime he place the flashlights at his face he becomes faceless

[@BlunderCunt]

Mark has gotten so used to the masochistic lifestyle on Unnus Annus that the only thing that brings him joy is pain. Pray for my man

[@jg8596]

shhh we dont speak of those times🤫

[@ballslover77]

crying

[@lunareclipse6340]

👍 Fax

[@rakishpotato4783]

@@jg8596 yes we do. They literally said that we should enjoy the memories that we made in UNNUS annus

[@peachy.peachy.peachy]

Sometime in the future a day will come where someone comments something like this and someone else replies with “what’s Unus Annus?”

[@fabcatgames3930]

Unus Annus: *Ends* Mark: *realizes he has another KZbin channel* Mark: buys world's brightest flashlight due to Unus Annus withdrawls.

[@yuarkok6273]

whats unnus annus man i never heard of it

[@UnknownPerson-fh1hy]

He keeps saying annusly

[@saturdaynightcrisps3880]

@@yuarkok6273 oh you poor, poor soul

[@richyflamingo6156]

@@saturdaynightcrisps3880 i think he's joking

[@BreathingStereotype]

@@yuarkok6273 it was a channel that mark and crankgameplays owned where basically they made a video together everyday for a year then deleted the channel. It's gone now however.

[@braxtonconcepts2]

23:04 fun fact they’re the flashing you see is actually the infrared laser scanning his face also known as facial, scanning to unlock your phone

[@oliverbohac9086]

I wonder if it would make a noticeable difference if you turned all the other flashlights on too while at 100,000. It seems like they were all around the 5-15k lumen range so you're looking at maybe an extra 50-60k lumens?

[@helalokischild6316]

Mark: Dont try this at home Me, crying: Hey Now, dont try this at home....if you do you might die....

[@oakenshadow6763]

Yup. Those words, just like spirals, skulls, and hourglass, will have a diferent meaning to us.

[@Sami-tp2qm]

hey now, dont try this, hey now, don’t try this, hey now, don’t try this at home

[@kraken_05515]

Don't you dare try this

[@aceofspades2201]

that song lives in my head rent free

[@juqoise]

*INTENSE PHASMOPHOBIA FLASHBACKS*

[@pasta8tp727]

Eef in the distance: Hey now don’t try this at home...

[@kn5182]

Hey now, don’t try this at home... du du du du du

[@potatochipclips]

HEY IT'S A KEY CHANGE HEY IT'S A KEY CHANGE

[@YUKIISFUN]

@@potatochipclips OH ITS THE DISCLAIMER SOOOOOOOOOOONNGGG

[@dollsjj7481]

@@kn5182 hey now dont try this, oh no dont try this

[@theawkwardturtle1435]

I was thinking the same thing omg

[@geovannimailhott9348]

Mark: scaling large flashlights Me: pulls out penlight

[@GoldenFoxy-vw1eg]

Mark: I’m not a flashlight expert. Lixian in the bottom right corner: Clearly

[@yayothejowen2541]

Even Mark is having a hard time trying to let go of Unus Annus.

[@madforgames1789]

I know right this made me feel like I was watching an unus annus vid

[@prodpoob]

this video is so unus annus lmfao

[@rencedionson273]

I think all of us.

[@izu9742]

Yeah im getting the same feeling

[@Nicolas0981]

true

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

imagine a burglar opening the door and seeing Mark sitting in the dark corner, talking to himself and ranting about cereals and flashlights.

[@vo1t_418]

like that ‘smile and stare’ guy. his house got broken into during a livestream where he just sat on the floor smiling at the camera, and they just left lol

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

@@vo1t_418 oh yeah, just like that xD! I had already forgotten that

[@nattyism]

@@vo1t_418 link?

[@stinkyfart6035]

Mark could just point the flashlight at the thief and blind him forever

[@iam_sherlocked8421]

@@stinkyfart6035 true

[@mushy8read]

Mark: * Wears four sunglasses over each other and looks directly into a flashlight * "I'm not a flashlight expert."

[@Gore-Labs]

Two years later and my favorite Markiplier line is still “Look at this uh… *CiRcLe.”*

[@tarhun9977]

Timestamp?

[@Player-oi5iq]

Mark: “I’m responsible with my money” Also Mark: “Buys thousands of dollars worth of stuff for Unus Annus”

[@forg13]

Stuff bought for their youtube channels can be claimed within business taxes at the end of the year, so eventually a large portion of the money will be returned

[@michellemccloy823]

and spends $500 on one flashlight and around 20-30 on the rest (cheapies).lol

[@yunglink4L]

business expenses

[@CupcakeNRG]

What’s “unus annus?”

[@cyberplash6404]

*you wouldn't get it*

[@aCaboodL]

imagine trying to get a midnight snack then all of a sudden the entire house lights up and mark is just there with 7 pairs of sunglasses

[@studentcopyofburgerking8108]

New SCP?

[@SitoongTTV]

@@studentcopyofburgerking8108 oh yes the flesh light man

[@Nat0521]

@@SitoongTTV very unfortunate typo

[@fea8894]

@@Nat0521 was it really a typo 😏

[@Nat0521]

@@fea8894 😳😏

[@beastgirl900]

Mark, I have an idea for you to truly test how powerful these flashlights are. There is a paint called “The Blackest Black paint in the world”, it’s a super matte black that absorbs 99% of visible light. You could get a 2 for 1 video made by painting a room with the paint and testing the flashlights in there. You can see if the black stays matte (no shine) and you can test to see if the flashlights would light up the room. Just an idea.

[@miss-tessbess]

Everytime I come back to this video, I get the idea of someone making a video game revolving around survival with flashlights. Like, you're trapped in a dungeon being guarded by some sort of terrifying monster, and to get out you have to gather different flashlights left behind by past prisoners, each a little different in what they can do. You start with your phone flashlight, than slowly find a long one that can be used to attack, a small one that shine brighter than that one, and one that extend so you can get a better look at something, as well as target light directly onto enemies. Maybe even one that can shine out S.O.S. The place could be filled with different puzzles requiring different types of light to be used. Same goes for enemies. You can beat the final boss with just all those flashlights you found and win, but there is a way to make the fight easier. You have to go into the toughest part of the game to find the 100,000k flashlight, which absolutely DECIMATES the final boss.

[@l0sts0ul89]

Alan Wake? The main weapon is a flashlight

[@dancing_dementor]

Unus Annus: *ends* Mark: “It’s Evolving-“

[@reasonstoeatcheese9039]

I think he misses Unus Annus fo sure

[@grantbennett5280]

Jest backwords

[@masero2122]

Mark isn’t t a masochist, he just wants to know if his retinas can handle the lumens

[@shootinggamer4251]

Only people who watch the live stream can get this

[@daphrin4842]

I was there

[@StuckinaPainting]

Good point there 👁👄👁

[@teddybear2234]

SPOILER: They cant

[@maliekcollins856]

Stop calling him mark have respect is mr.von to you boy

[@NavyDigital.]

All of the unintentional innuendos or me having a dirty mind I can't

[@gavin8254]

I love how he reviews things like each thing he is reviewing is something he made

[@Kingofthenerds51]

Mark: "don't try this at home by the way" Me sadly: "hey now don't try it"

[@ecargecyoj2458]

wait that’s illegal

[@SangleSHB]

@Borzea Renata don't do the thing that we'll about to do tutututu

[@gaisagy4404]

@Borzea Renata do do do do do OH ITS A KeY ChAngE!

[@hayleegoetze7255]

don’t try this at home, if you do you might die

[@lucaszoffka3309]

@Borzea Renata just watch us do the thing you want to doooOOooo

[@butterfly-rr2uh]

Amy just walking by until she sees heaven coming out of a closet

[@SarutaValentine]

“Well he’s at it again” *goes to bed*

[@alexgrubb1057]

Just the usual.

[@WolfyRed]

@@alexgrubb1057 21 likes nice

[@danjub4513]

@@WolfyRed its 21K likes

[@bigtythebariguy]

@@danjub4513 no?

[@timmyeh]

props to lixian his editing never gets old good hunor 👍

[@A_Person50]

Mark: Look at this uhhh....circle Me: Yes Mark. A circle. Is it round? Mark: No. The round circle is not round *The More You Know*

[@shonk3623]

The Four Hoursemen of Mark’s Belongings: Tactical Shovel World’s Brightest Flashlight Bed Knife The 5 Ovens

[@minzotheloli3597]

He doesn’t have the 5 ovens anymore 😞

[@Itsfuckingtoxin]

Sounds like the Ratchet’s Survival Kit

[@chxrlies.angels]

I miss the 5 ovens.

[@wiky2776]

Amateurs I have the 6 souls

[@merrillitzkowitz681]

Whats the bed knife?

[@sadie5478]

"I'm not going to look in it" the ONE masochistic brain cell: but what if you did the other brain cells: well dammit

[@chandlermitani770]

Mark: “says don’t try this” Me: “starts sobbing while singing the disclaimer song.

[@chewymustard6426]

500 dollars Me: yes *very* responsible with your money

[@IV_X_7284]

You guys he does not like pain he just wants to see what his body can handle

[@chewymustard6426]

@@IV_X_7284 so he wants to see what his body can do he wants to feel pain..

[@Corviidei]

You can see the second after he says “I’m not gonna look in it” he realizes he’s gonna have to look in it.

[@DABANANAMAN120]

I don’t know which is more terrifying: the fact that the last flashlight is only $600, or the fact that Mark is now in possession of one

[@elijahparker4409]

I wanna see a reverse horror movie where the main character is a demon that’s weakness is light and they have to kill people to lessen the damage of light but when going out to kill someone they pull out the 100,000lm flashlight and the demon is stalked through the wilderness trying to escape.

[@SleepyCeline]

I imagine nothing surprises Amy anymore. Like her hearing him talking to himself about flashlights and the witch in a dark closet is the least worrisome thing he could do.

[@lybmae]

LOL u copied my comment dear

[@Newt1981]

Honestly after Unus Annus, this might've been her idea. There's a reason those two have been together a long time.

[@crimsonkarma13]

Kinda like how matpat records his videos in his closet

[@lrd_ghst_tast1170]

Mark has to much power and Amy saw this at the safest thing for him and the world

[@CharismaticBarista]

It’s not witch, it’s vvitch.

[@JonahSonner]

Alternative Title: "Rejected Unus Annus Ideas Because They Are Too Dangerous"

[@Velocikektor]

Yessss haha

[@Velocikektor]

@@stevem1792 Also, no it's not.

[@doodlefawn4742]

@@stevem1792 Nope it's just Unus.

[@ethenk9797]

@@stevem1792 No it’s Unus, I just checked the sticker on the back of my phone😂

[@al3xgames790]

@@stevem1792 oh no...

[@ronaldjohnson3863]

The first light you tried also extends for a brighter beam. You might want to try it. It's a hell of a lot brighter.

[@cameronfoote513]

We need to see an epic battle between the Vvitch and Wilford Warfstache.

[@hannahsides4296]

we're literally here watching a grown man with a deep voice and muscles shine a flashlight into his eyes

[@CJlovesyu]

Honestly I’d let Markiplier kill me if he was taking the whole time

[@DumKump]

@@CJlovesyu O_O

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

And we're happy

[@charlhotmcding6207]

@@CJlovesyu damn

[@Annette1278]

@@CJlovesyu i mean so would i

[@r.4403]

Every inch of mark’s hair makes him grow a little further into insanity

[@amithabraham2224]

Is it just me or does it look like Mark's turning into the youtube equivalent of Keanu Reeves

[@seal8092]

I both love and hate it-

[@luvrgirlzoe]

it’s the opposite of eef lol. the shorter his hair is the more insane he gets

[@depressed5054]

I saw this joke on a pewdiepie vid

[@r.4403]

@@depressed5054 no, that’s his beard tho

[@mtlikelyausten5564]

The tame the sun flashlight lowkey could be a good house defense weapon, why hide when you can blind them making them not be able to see you. Why have a gun when they might have a gun too, blind them so they can't shoot you and then you can shoot them. Also it won't upright kill them, maybe just cause massive eye damage but you successfully defend yourself in probably the safest way possible other than hiding and praying to god you don't get found.

[@ChizFri]

And to think, a year later _the Corridor Crew_ would perform this same test with their lights on the same test subject, and then go on to have that same test subject turned intern build an actual lightsaber. I think we need to update his SCP entry to include clairvoyance or some kind of reality manipulation.

[@danivee8572]

He's not a masochist, guys. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle.

[@DigitalDipper]

He's not! He is even safe by putting sunglasses on. Now... if he didn't have the glasses on...

[@mygenderisgoat8074]

Have you even WATCHED unnus annus

[@DigitalDipper]

@@mygenderisgoat8074 I HAVE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO WORD THINGS IM SORRY LOL

[@mygenderisgoat8074]

@@DigitalDipper LMAOOOO it's gucci

[@anitakhcreate]

This is [REDACTED], *but Eef is a Markiplier head cardboard cutout now*

[@zachhouston514]

This is so nostalgic already lol

[@mehpainter]

Yeah, I commented almost immediately that Mark must be using left over Unus Annus gear from the ghost hunting videos

[@FFDilemma]

I was gonna say. This video radiates eef energy.

[@TildAbuse]

It's like the stress of pandemic life and the end of Unus Annus made Mark snap, now he's just alone and barefoot in his basement talking to his own cardboard head. "WE'RE GONNA MAKE SO MUCH CONTENT ON OONUS ANUSSH, ME HEAD. BUT THIS IS A NEW OONIS ANNOOSCH. IT'S LIKE A SCHEQUEL, SO WE'RE GUNNA CALL IT *TWO-*NUS BANNANAMUSH!!! DON'T ASK ABOUT IT NOW 'CUZ YOUR GUNNA FIND OUT ABOUT IT LATER, EEEEE HEEHEHEEHEE HOH HOH HOH HOH HEEEEEE!!"

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

I already missed that channel

[@Thedogwithnoname677]

These flashlights can really blind the hell out of Freddy and the rest of the animatronics 💀

[@kaidavis9258]

Everyone has a comfort video this is my comfort video idk why but I always come to this video when I want to chill and feel warm imside

[@anthonyfandago2287]

Mark misses Unus Annus so much, he is trying to make solo "Ethan buys things" videos

[@Cruscker]

Amazing isnt it

[@ab3ki84hayate]

@@Cruscker Of course

[@somethingsomething6259]

@UCpJ_RrwPXO9lJp7te4BC77Q it was a channel that they deleted after the year ended, you aren't a true markiplier OG if you don't know that.

[@alexandragabriela8554]

I was about to say this 😭😭 I miss themmm

[@rencedionson273]

But the pain tho...

[@bigdummy2054]

8:29 the shadow of his hand on the wall is so funny to me 😭

[@BigfootGaming_]

I can’t be the only who has rewatched this video so many times because it’s that funny and entertaining to watch right?

[@TheBros-hg6ce]

This feels sooooo weird without Ethan sitting next to him.

[@nafsify6567]

Really... it is..:( but i'm still glad we got it :)))

[@somethingindistinct2535]

*i dont like it*

[@TheBros-hg6ce]

@@somethingindistinct2535 I agree

[@PlumbCarton5607]

Who's Ethan?

[@tommo4395]

@@PlumbCarton5607 I really hope you’re joking

[@zoegilkey1415]

i'm so used to amy being behind the camera and kept thinking he's just blinding her with every flashlight

[@alexophobic2655]

Same

[@Foible]

Same

[@maesslaystodays]

Payne without the Liam

[@jonasortiz1870]

i think though honestly it’s even better thinking that mark locked himself in the dark room for 50 minutes to record all by himself

[@no-lifenoah7861]

Memento mori

[@anshumansingh8220]

At 1:58 you can see the Infrared facial recognition light from his phone.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@kruegerpoolthe13th]

I absolutely love this type of Markiplier videos

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

POV: You are Unus’s dead body and Annus is going mad talking about a “vvitch” and blinding you with several flashlights because it was a dead channel’s rejected video idea

[@garblery]

why do I feel like I know this from somewhere

[@cablefellow5315]

Same. This video feels like a clue

[@StnkyDinky]

@@cablefellow5315 wait what, a clue ? Lmao how, (no really how I wanna know)

[@Rex-golf_player810]

I like the idea that this video is what is going on inside of the casket that unus and annus are in lol

[@viviannguyen7220]

Mark: it’s perfectly normal to join me here in the dark Unus Annus fans: we know father, thank you

[@blank6334]

Hmm what is this unus annus

[@blank6334]

Searched it up does not exist

[@cheezitchiballs5085]

@@blank6334 it was a channel mark and Ethan made in 2019. They deleted it this year. You missed it

[@Withered741]

@Zack TheCraz he was joking lmao

[@dontbesuchaleaf]

@@blank6334 don’t remind me 😭

[@rozelia_the_octo06]

This video basically is Mark learning why you can't look at the sun

[@Vivid_Sky23]

Fun fact any light that can emmit at least 2300 lumens is capable of starting a fire if concentrated for long enough

[@bloodieghostie]

Neighbors: *Trying to sleep* Mark: TASTE THE SUN

[@isaachopkins6721]

*Tame

[@Ben_Kimber]

No, Isaac. _TASTE_

[@isaachopkins6721]

@@Ben_Kimber yummy sun

[@Ben_Kimber]

@@isaachopkins6721 Have you seen a video by bill wurtz called "history of the entire world, i guess"?

[@D0OMGUY]

No, the sun is a deadly laser