Markiplier Makes: TIE DYE (blindfolded)

[@ShimshamTheClown]

the shirts ethans shirt: mass produced marks shirt: general idea for a tie dye tylers shirt: blood splatter of a hippie

[@danishqureshi8583]

Tyler's having a male period judging from the vast amount of red near his groin.

[@atlas7592]

@@danishqureshi8583 Oh my lord........... XD

[@kaitlyndoucet2151]

Wow Ethan and Tyler switched places todau

[@nopeno2120]

No no Murdered hippy

[@alexloldog]

mark: we got three men! mark: *glances at ethan* mark: we got-

[@wimblop]

we got almost three men

[@demonprincess9680]

Two and a half men

[@grim_secret3332]

@@demonprincess9680 **Insert Theme Song**

[@beansle4796]

Two men.

[@wednesdayt5583]

2 and a half men

[@Sam-tk6dq]

With the blindfold and the sweats, Ethan looks like he's a prisoner of war.

[@urfrndlucas]

He looks like he's in a cult or something 😂 Edit: especially at 9:04 or 9:05 😂

[@interestingboyo790]

*I spend my life serving the family. I can't imagine another life. Dyeing... it's all I know. It's my only comfort. I will sell my soul to the Tie Dye Klan for this comfort. Not that I have a choice...* -Ethan, a fellow Tie-Dyedian.

[@sirmoist6948]

Thats what i thought!!

[@Naomiii-im9zy]

Nah he's just Mark's personal slave

[@raremusicsoundtrack]

@@urfrndlucas Welp, guess what!

[@a.th3fa1ry]

Ethan: *slams shirts on table and knocks everything over* Me: Heapass doesn't think. Heapass does.

[@chrisfinamore6328]

I JUST WATCHED THAT VID

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Heapass is my spirit animal.

[@gracefulslumber8441]

MAN IS THE MELON, AND THE MELON IS THE MAN. MELON MAN.

[@margheritapizza7237]

@@gracefulslumber8441 memdekammelonnamelonkaman this makes the melon man mad

[@NathanTheMan]

You don’t teach Heapass. HEAPASS TEACHES YOU.

[@xxfunky_187]

Mark: *puts on blind fold* - "As you can see..... I can't see"

[@natalieservantes8379]

I see said the blind man

[@FNugget]

Rhett & Link reference, possibly?

[@Gingerella42]

natalie servantes “Ah I see,” said the blind man peeing into the wind, “it’s all coming back to me now.”

[@ziggystardust2556]

@@Gingerella42 I see said the blind man to his deaf wife.

[@jax60]

*"as you can see, we cant"*

[@kas9965]

Noone: Eathan in a croptop pants: *m a s t e r*

[@randomriley6]

Ethan*

[@bingbongdingdong7761]

@@randomriley6 I make that mistake that mistake all the time

[@pawesokoowski3743]

He shuld say daddy

[@SS-lv6to]

@@bingbongdingdong7761 Same, I have to go over the name at least 10 times (if I'm typing it) before I catch it.

[@imjustapancake3188]

Paweł Sokołowski no no, don’t you go shipping them. I see you, mister or ma’am.

[@shootingstars7412]

Amy: your all dying that’s good Mark: we’re dying? Ethan: finally Mood

[@veerazzz2664]

you're*

[@catylistbeats2181]

Veera Vuolahti *triggered sound affect*

[@sierra6293]

He was talking about the bucket tho

[@bi.fruitsalad]

8:55

[@rocketfish234]

@@catylistbeats2181 oh no lol

[@absolutecarnage777]

9:05 Ethan looks like he's a cult leader carrying the antichrist

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

It's so true-

[@realrandoms1013]

Foreshadowing

[@tearez13]

"ethan looks like a cult leader" *looks at unus annus* WEEEEEEEEEELLLL......

[@michaelschemlab]

UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS

[@creature8911]

Memento Mori

[@mugibaboo]

Ethan: "Do you want me to put the gloves on for you... *master* ?" Mark: *His soul leaving him* 2:09

[@TheRealestSince2006]

is no one gonna talk about the powder in his mouth?

[@PangolinMontanari]

@@TheRealestSince2006 It was added in post

[@ChuuEternal]

Listen to that with your eyes closed

[@imjustapancake3188]

Felix Hernandez it’s not real ♥️

[@ithinkbugsarecool]

Imjustapancake why the heart though

[@vogelvrouw]

mark grew up poor but now hes a man with 5 OVENS

[@xe1351]

I swear

[@tobesteroven325]

I REMEMBER THAT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY!!

[@ruthjustdancer3635]

Oh oven man

[@chaotic_gacha_gods1985]

I remember every time mark talked about when he was poor and honestly he never fails to mention how poor he was in the markiplier makes videos Edit:Also when mark was finding all of his items was one of the funniest things I have ever seen XD

[@mer1958]

I A M A M A N W H O O W N S F I V E O V E N S

[@sarahmewmews]

Why did "Master" come to Ethan so naturally? Like no hesitation.

[@sadsalamander6854]

It could have been worst

[@briepowell6927]

Carar The Wendigo how could it be worse? 😂😂😂

[@cats1970]

Brooke Tracy idk man have you seen Heapass

[@perrilewis180]

Cause that's his place

[@jungkookstimberlends7658]

Oh my god your right. .. . .. . . . . .he said that so naturally!!!!! And when mark said ' here let me band you'. . . . . I need to clean my eyes. . .

[@cplewilliams4558]

"We dont need nerve damage in the near future" Mark and ethan 8 months later in unus annus "LETS EAT FIRE"

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

"Ever hear of Nutball?"

[@lexij1751]

"Why is it every video you guys have to have some sort of gif or clip that makes it super sexual?" Flash forward: *all of Unus Annus*

[@readmydescifyouwant650]

Ya better delete this soon buddy

[@themaninyourcabinet8438]

@@lexij1751 yes lmAO

[@Madame_Talos]

Yeah, they only said NEAR future. 8 months isn’t near.

[@DextersOJ]

markiplier makes pinatas. every one makes a pinata and sees which ones strongest.

[@theresabobeeesa]

Dax Butterworth That is an absolutely brilliant idea 🙌

[@haha-oi5fu]

YES OMG

[@Chanceogal]

Yea

[@GeneralPegasusTPK]

Dax Butterworth god i want them to do this so bad now

[@skykrasher4475]

Mark would just use himself as the piñata

[@ale-dl2tl]

no one: absolutely no one: mark and ethan: **doing master and slave roleplay**

[@druwu1052]

He upgraded from papa to master lol

[@btsdepresso438]

And then I oop-

[@ale-dl2tl]

[ @@btsdepresso438 ] omgg sksjsj

[@chibi-sherbets5391]

Heh

[@pleasekillme5403]

* hentai haven memories intensify *

[@rebekah7031]

Me: casually rubbing my eye Markiplier: Hey... stop rubbing Me: ...

[@Idk-rr8mt]

HE K N E W

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Mark knows all

[@jungkookstimberlends7658]

GIRL MEEEEEEEE!

[@Envy_41]

Stop rubbing one out

[@nuggetboi2886]

IMooncatI WHYYYYYYYY...

[@kitty_sweetums]

Ok Ethan’s actually looks good though, especially with the dark jeans, like I would wear that

[@meredithmitchell8921]

Okay, so based on this comment and your profile pic, I can only come to the conclusion that you’re bisexual.

[@argos_lucien]

He wins for me

[@YozakuraJG]

@@meredithmitchell8921 why does that matter

[@4l3j09]

@@meredithmitchell8921 why you people are so obsessed with guessing the sexuality of others based on stupid stereotypes ;-;

[@ThatSunflowerQueer]

@@4l3j09 cause it's fun. and oddly accurate sometimes

[@berribonez]

Mark: “We got three shirts, three men.” Tyler and mark in unison *glances at Ethan* Mark: “ WELL.....”

[@amby1961]

"Scratch that, 2 men and *one smol bean* "

[@w9bbrs]

HAHAHA I JIST WATCHED THAT PART BAHAHAHA

[@w9bbrs]

@@amby1961 no, one baby bean

[@moonchild3967]

Poor Ethan, He's just a precious (low-key fem) boi

[@laykenvance6593]

Two and a half men

[@plasticdoorr]

"In the mean time, here a- a a word from our sponsors-" *_"I SAID GET READY TO COME"_* *_Cum?_*

[@brambleberryproductions1235]

What is this from? Where did this footage originate? *Why is Ethan telling me to come?*

[@plasticdoorr]

@@brambleberryproductions1235 Lost Ancient Aliens footage

[@brambleberryproductions1235]

@@plasticdoorr Thanks.

[@TypoQueeen18]

@@brambleberryproductions1235 I'm pretty sure it was on one of the vlogs Mark did from the tour.

[@amandajensen3382]

10:50

[@BiggieCheese1225]

"How squeeze did you squoze?" -Markiplier, 2019

[@jaylastuteville8599]

jay_boozle

[@local_stranger]

Rip

[@meanncat3050]

@Nunya Business Jokes eventually become habit without meaning to. I once said animal puns for a few phrases as a joke but now it's a habit. XD

[@rahafabbasi802]

Tyler with a blindfold up: looks like hes apart f a marathon Mark with a blindfold up: looks like hes apart of a gang of crackheads Ethan with a blindfolds up or down: looks like hes apart of a cult

[@katiebroadway]

The cult: [channel redacted]

[@randomcommenter7643]

@@katiebroadway memento mori.

[@daggerfly0087]

@@katiebroadway momento morie

[@kateriazure4331]

Memento Mori

[@PirateOfGermany]

@@katiebroadway Memento Mori

[@charo1554]

9:05 ethan performing a whole ass ritual not even knowing about it

[@evilqueen-et1du]

I was just dead laughing

[@itz_koki]

It reminds me of rituals in Disney movies

[@Velthrex]

Created the devil's child through that bucket

[@kelpgoblin4571]

He looks like a fricken dark souls npc

[@LuisAngelSantos]

Song name????

[@ROGUE1422]

Me: **sees Ethan at **3:35**** My brain: **gets war flashbacks from making a gingerbread house**

[@goroakechi5007]

CAN WE HIT TEN TRILLION LIKES?

[@nataleepayne5388]

ROUGE1422 that is exactly where my brain went when that happened 😂

[@gosilly4890]

Me 2

[@failpup2062]

That was a tough war...

[@jazminzapata4609]

Sweet memories.....

[@bellamcfailure9966]

*always remember some kid found this trying to figure out how to tie dye*

[@elannahjessup3836]

bEllA Mcfailure hahahahaha,this is one of the few comments I actually laugh reading

[@bellamcfailure9966]

Elannah Jessup *happy it made u laugh lmao!*

[@k64speed]

To be fair, Mark's did turn out pretty darn good.

[@hobbytunez2519]

Oh dear god I pray for their innocence...

[@reply4732]

Are you SURE that I clicked here on accident?

[@francesemily6460]

when Ethan said "do you want me to put your gloves on for you, Master?" my brain didnt go to something sexual but instead to Ethan being a beraggled medieval pageboy dressing his knight for battle

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

good use of bedraggled my liege

[@queenelizabethii4397]

that is a trait i wish i possessed

[@vain_abundalakaka]

@@queenelizabethii4397 LMAO

[@nicomoist5336]

merlin and arthur-

[@flameofmage1099]

Mine went to both

[@lassukil.a.6789]

Ethan: I don't need to be drunk or high to make the wrong decisions.

[@ameliasturgeon4616]

*Sans voice* Get dunked on!

[@trajankhan]

@@ameliasturgeon4616 I guess what Ethan said applies to you, too.

[@Goobers-gf3um]

*_3 grown men in sweatpants try to die together_* *i mEaN DyE*

[@DearAnem0ia]

*tOO laTE buCKo*

[@rebekahhommle3025]

haha

[@Isaac-yo1ql]

I didnt want to be just another like on your comment so I commented this comment on your comment in the comment section surrounded by other comments with comments on them.

[@elitrix8860]

@@Isaac-yo1ql smart

[@NoobSharkey]

3 men, 4 sweatpants

[@cutiekumas5869]

Why do they low key remind me of the we bare bears lol Ethan: panda Mark: grizz Tyler: ice bear

[@astralblendedice]

jimin is lovely and ethan has peanut allergies too 🤣🤣

[@ohoh8454]

@@astralblendedice Oh my god its perfect

[@isuck1622]

YES,ITS PERFECT 😹👌

[@tallyblue3168]

I thought I was the only one who thought that!

[@cherryafton55]

OH HELL YES I WILL NOW IMAGINE THEM AS THAT NOW >w

[@vampervvv]

*tyler puts the "large" sticker on mark* "You've got a large soul." Ethan: *already taking off his sticker*

[@gozer_the_gozerian]

"Every video.... 'I grew up poor'" every video..... *Ethan has left the chat*

[@Adriana4962]

mark (in the softest voice ever) appreciating that amy spent all that time setting them up and color coordinating made me die on the inside; that was so pure. SO WHOLESOME.

[@alright8713]

Adriana Rodriguez more like,,,, dye inside aYEEEEE

[@paris9349]

Amy: You guys are all dyeing. Mark: We're dying? Ethan: FINALLY! Ethan is a big mood 😂😂😂

[@Sheashay101]

Ethan is the true encapsulation of the Gen Z mentality

[@larsatticus6807]

Get some help.

[@chukyhi4774]

i feel like when ethan makes those jokes he's TRYING to reach out for help.. am i tHe oNlY oNe?!

[@agraynium8684]

that is my mentality all of the time tho

[@kodered59]

Unus Annus Unus Annus

[@jacquelinewithac8668]

8:41 I can’t believe Ethan predicted the joker bathroom scene

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

IM GIGGLING LIKE A BITCH

[@riverpheonix6730]

I love this comment So fucking much

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

🤣

[@japhp]

Omfg, I never noticed.

[@Riateph]

Mark's shirt is legitimately good tie-dye. It looks deliberately designed.

[@themathhatter5290]

Yeah, if there was just a smoodge more dye, I'd buy that.

[@Snowolfpup]

Tbh I really want Mark's shirt as a shirt in general.

[@nephele8205]

Tyler: you have a large soul Ethan: YoU HaVE a MeDiUm PeNiS

[@christina3537]

Hannah Jackson also Ethan: slaps dick with medium sticker

[@marietapanova]

"Do you want me to put the gloves on you, M A S T E R ?" Me: .- Spits out water -.

[@koimouse7170]

Ethan and mark: *positive negativity* Tyler: I D B U R N M I N E

[@Sorizen]

3:45 "I've never thought about any decision i have ever made". I wish i could relate.

[@danielmallory4687]

I wish i couldn't relate

[@beyondclette2660]

Sorizen Do no angry Heapass

[@daydreamstudios1606]

Anxiety be like

[@brielleneels1130]

Mark: I've never made a tie-dye before. Mark 10 minutes later: _makes a perfect tie-dye shirt_

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

It's seriously not that hard, I made one in kindergarden.

[@DaddyCloyster]

I made one when I was 6 months old

[@ktony859]

I was born tie-dyed.

[@brielleneels1130]

@@ktony859 honestly

[@Sp3ctreNova]

nah Ethans is better

[@capitald8896]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Mark: *i grew up poor* *and I own 5 ovens*

[@incognitospaghet1452]

Mark you were a loser we get it

[@elitrix8860]

@@incognitospaghet1452 um no

[@renofthewind]

Well it's an improvement from *The Stone™️*

[@chaconchacon8344]

And he also went to school apperently even though he kept mentioning he was trapped in a cage.

[@thedevil5711]

I am a man of FIVE OVENS

[@michellewhite4749]

Tyler: alright we got it mark Mark: *laughs* alright thanks man Ethan: *dies* 6:35

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Lesson number 1 of Tie dying: Don't eat the dye.

[@joey1245x]

Ok

[@sirrandal3507]

I thought it was 1. Dont die

[@FBI_agent_4859]

i decide my decisions..u dont have the right to be disappointed..i dont care tho

[@mrtea__6233]

Did anybody here noticed that Mr Green got shit stains at the back bottom of his shirt?!

[@tesco3941]

Instructions unclear my foot is in a blender

[@AlphaT10]

3:35 in the distance you can hear a small Irish voice across the ocean... “LAUGH!!!”

[@Ashtora]

i thought the same thing when that happened xD

[@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix]

I knew I would find this comment.

[@miserygaming4078]

Omg I heard it!! It was so majestic!!!

[@keawie]

I could hear it too! Beautiful!

[@laurawilliams5839]

OMG! UR SO RIGHT! IM "DYING" NOW!

[@maceyedits5902]

Me: How can putting on gloves be sexual? Mark: Hold my tie dye

[@DemonBoy-zs5hk]

Shut up dead meme

[@KJive]

This need a to be a Reddit thread; hold my tie dye

[@reply4732]

How did Mark do it?! A GOD

[@acertainperson2998]

I was about to like but it's at 969...

[@reply4732]

@@acertainperson2998 don't like it!!

[@eldritchchaos2663]

Amy: You're dyeing Mark: We're dying? Ethan: Oh good, finally Ethan is me 😂

[@jackdark969]

Well I mean unus annus happened so I guess Amy was right-

[@pattonkesselring4247]

8:55 is the best part

[@dxstress713]

Mark: "We're dying?" Ethan: "Oh good. Finally." Same, Ethan.

[@sierra6293]

He said that about the bucket

[@dxstress713]

@@sierra6293 Whoops.

[@dxstress713]

@@sierra6293 Took that way out of context.

[@bermejocm]

Welp

[@sierra6293]

@@dxstress713 Lol i thought the same thing at first but then realized it.

[@guzmanmichelle2121]

1:53 "You told me that I could wears these again, and I will." I loved that sentence. Don't know why.

[@jocelynjohnson7833]

1:47

[@gumpos]

4:04 “we’ve got three men” *tyler and mark look at ethan in unison*

[@uglebeffus]

LMFAOOOO

[@fatcatsarebestcats1402]

I just noticed that omfg

[@marissabyerley9916]

THEY LOOKED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME

[@Peretoroto]

Hah, GAAAAYYYYYY

[@L_Unknown404]

ha

[@splinterssacrifice1744]

2:51 Ethan: "I've never been restricted like this before" Little did he know, a year later he'd be making a video with Mark entirely about tying each other up... Unus Annus Unus Annus

[@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy]

*mark sees random man at door* Uh-oh

[@B0r3Dude]

Memento mori

[@JellicleKitten]

Lixian, I love your editing. Ethan lugging the wet shirt getting framed as like... Weird religious thing? Laughed so damn hard.

[@dominicaccardo8050]

Lol Same

[@ANNABUNDANCEE]

Samee I died

[@LixianTV]

Thank you :)

[@Delnyque]

I don't know why I always laugh at the explosions or slap sounds I love it

[@demonization5186]

same XD

[@lynnhough9318]

Ethan: I’ve never thought about any decision I’ve ever made! Sounds about right; flashback to the Easter Eggs: “WhAt was your thought process?” *”Obviously, there wasn’t one!”*

[@lydiaholst6964]

Just Another JaidenAnimations Fan adhd in a nutshell

[@tomioka2723]

I was expecting mark to say Mark: we have 3 men Mark: *looks at Ethan* we have 2 and a half men

[@a2-bitboy695]

Or... Mark looks at Ethan: we have 2 men and a child

[@squid2333]

Or... We have two men and a cheeto

[@Alex-od9fk]

Looks at Ethan m e n

[@mmortimus]

Men men men men men

[@loki4807]

@@mmortimus Manly men men men men men men men men manly men men MEN MEN MEN MEN MANLY MEN WHOO HOO HOO AHH HA HAA.

[@redneckengineuity4521]

Ethan: finds the bucket of water. Also Ethan: Starts walking like hes in a cult 9:04

[@StnkyDinky]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Mark: *WHEN I WAS A CHILD...*

[@PurpleGuy1987]

You know it's gonna be good whenever Mark say "When I was a child...."

[@erdenechinzo7533]

its sad and funny at the same time

[@Jaeeden]

I had no hands

[@aferianmistery2512]

@@PurpleGuy1987 Yas

[@stormiworld8802]

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND.

[@wagerword]

"I hope no fingies are in the way..." Amy, why would you let them do something so dumb?

[@No-bg6hz]

Mark: I think the chaos is what made it really special☺️ Tyler: Yeah I’d burn mine... Mark: OK :)

[@bi.fruitsalad]

No lmao😂

[@sophie5178]

Mark: We're all blindfolded? Tyler: Yes! Mark and Ethan watch Tyler searching the bucket, pretending they don't see anything

[@theminifirefly546]

Ethan throughout the whole video: MOOD Tyler: doesn't know what's going on Mark: iM pOoR Me: dead from laughing

[@mybug31]

Hotel:truvago

[@theminifirefly546]

@@mybug31 👏👏

[@smirkfanta5535]

Ethan? Mood Tyler? Doesn't know what's up Mark? iM poOr You? Dead by laughter Hotel? Trivago

[@theminifirefly546]

@@smirkfanta5535 I'm? dead.. again

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

2:09 Ethan: You want me to put the gloves on for you master? Mark: 'Uses sand attack'

[@Ray-dn1gj]

*commences gaara*

[@jefforydahmersdeodorant3838]

That bit is literally the weirdest bit in all of Markiplier makes

[@Nxva-]

*"AH! WHO USES SAND?!"*

[@amie7922]

Ethan: this is too green JackSepticeEye approves Wait...... *checks likes* the FUCCCCCCC?????

[@Stef_mouz]

Sorry I didn't like it bc the likes are 666

[@thecrazy7thgrader559]

Omg This is also approved by this 7th grader 😂

[@markstarnes984]

Definitely

[@ImJustJorts]

Why did I think the exact same thing? XD

[@banjobird2394]

Jelly does not approve

[@pigoverlord8250]

Ethan’s was actually really cool in my opinion, the mixture and blend of greens and yellows looked really cool!

[@NWolfsson]

Mark: *Spreads, bodily saying "TOUCH MY CROTCH TYLER!"* Tyler: *Follows the table's edge*

[@a_j_all_day7382]

Mark: *secretly disappointed*

[@scarletwolftales9937]

Am I the only one who noticed the bulge? My face was like, 0-0

[@a_j_all_day7382]

@@scarletwolftales9937 hes in sweat pants.. So there is a 50% cbance that its nit a boner... But on the other haaand😏

[@scarletwolftales9937]

@@a_j_all_day7382 XD

[@ilou9129]

HAHAHA

[@pvpscorch6298]

“Tie dye.” Complete silence. “Multi color”. “What” Lmao 😂

[@Ally-p9z]

Why does Ethan look like he should be leading a cult? I mean the blindfold and his outfit just reminds me of what I invision as a cult leader.😂😂😂😂

[@brittboss4922]

LITTLE POTATO MAN Omg i was literally thinking the same thing!! Great minds think alike amiright? 😂

[@Ally-p9z]

@@brittboss4922 Yes! I'm glad that someone agrees and it's not just me. The comment is so random I didn't think anyone would agree. Lol

[@Ally-p9z]

@@neit3940 Exactly!

[@wolvercroft6182]

Ethan leads the cult of Stupidity and Friendship-

[@Ally-p9z]

@@wolvercroft6182 That's the most powerful cults you could lead.

[@BlueBerry2283]

Coming back to these to cope with the death of Unus Annus, are we?

[@allianaencardes4254]

yes but also in the end when amy was trying to spin into marks spiral i immediately thought "unus annus unus annus"

[@evagathash1401]

The truth hurts

[@avaking5168]

Pis tell me what that is

[@brikills8974]

Actually...nope

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

Nah

[@Sickeyning]

1:10 “we didn’t even have grass! we didn’t have a lawn!” -ethan, 2019

[@gameredmund7657]

Ye

[@miamicra1836]

420 ayyy

[@kylecoleman6948]

nobody: not a soul: still nobody: Mark: I grew up POOR. we couldn't AFFORD shirts. we could barley afford to breathe

[@imadorkandthisismypicturen1574]

Mark: we could hardly afford dirt

[@DustyTheFlowerGirl]

WE COULDENT AFFORD HAIR

[@oceannewf]

*WE COULDENT EVEN AFFORD TO PAY RENT FOR THAT DUMPSTER*

[@nottheonly1]

*We couldn't afford FIVE OVENS*

[@randomperson9077]

That One Cool Gamer TURNIP SOUUUP

[@madmouse1016]

Ethan: *hits the table and knocks all the dye over* Mark: Amy spent SO MUCH TIME assembling this PERFECTLY 😂😂😂😂

[@Natemo2625]

Scared Tyler though

[@reydragonclaw1128]

"Yes, if you mix the wrong chemicals, it will explode; hence the gloves." Ah yes, because gloves can protect you from explosions.

[@danifields6805]

3:36 Jack yelling far off from his house: “LAUGH!”

[@robinpratthastings568]

Wounder how markers fell off 😝

[@mr.freettle149]

*Smack* LAUGH...

[@chukyhi4774]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[@war_Machine-ti4ps]

Nice

[@dogtaghope3982]

"I've never thought about any decision I've ever made" -Dingus 2019

[@alexandrajrgensen3506]

I though Ethan was Wingus?...

[@No-bg6hz]

Mark: We’ve got 3 shirts! We’ve got 3 men! *Glances over at Ethan* Mark: Uh we’ve got- Meanwhile Ethan is completely oblivious😂

[@Sigilsss]

me and my cousins with my little brother... XD

[@Mantitude]

Dammit, beat me to it!

[@corpsecandlewax]

Ethan: slams shirts on table Tyler: why in every video Ethan: I have never thought about any decision ever. :)

[@ukulouie2454]

5:02 Mark: As you can see... Me, a mythical beast: ...we can't?

[@lindsaybracker4295]

Omg thank you lol that was going through my head the whole time

[@thebeatdown9882]

ukulouie same friend same😂😂

[@keren.icehand]

Lol so true👍

[@kouizumi9484]

He ALMOST said it!!

[@angelinahilton1234]

3:42 Ethan “I’ve Never Thought About Any Decision I Have Ever Made” Nestor is such a Mood

[@lordinneedhelp3523]

Is NO ONE gonna talk about HOW FREAKIN ADORABLE EATHAN LOOKS IN OVERSIZED CLOTHES SKIP BACK TO THE PART RIGHT AFTER HE PUT THE SHIRT PANTS THING ON AND JUST LOOK AT HIM A D O R A B L E

[@ayo1360]

1:55

[@memeboi4059]

Looks like normal ethan

[@theatlasdude]

Looks like a human male

[@memeboi4059]

@@theatlasdude looks like your a man of culture as well

[@memeboi4059]

@ali ahmed a Venus a vagina and a penis

[@royally.anxious_9395]

Love how they just naturally stand in height order.

[@miikamiikamii]

Mark : if I've had real nutrition I would've grown 10x your height. My potential was never reached sadly

[@callan7468]

Michaelsdj Yh, he coulda been an engineer, but he was too poor

[@foxwoodrobins7926]

Teacher: Okay kids, what did you learn this weekend? Me: Don’t watch Markiplier while drinking water

[@universal8264]

The best jokes are often called the worst... So that was the worst (I think).

[@oodlespaos]

That is true

[@itzyspider]

Am i stupid, probably cos i dont get it sorry

[@randomistic5906]

@@itzyspider have you ever laughed while drinking something and like choked on it?

[@katiebroadway]

OH, we all learned that lesson the hard way XD

[@sophiav1839]

11:03 Mark's innocent "why do I have to spin?" is very pure

[@theovue9253]

I hope Mark still has the table. Long live the “family heirloom”

[@gabbidesu_43]

Legends has it that to this day, Tyler is still searching for that bucket of water lol.

[@timothyblaine307]

No one: Not a single soul: Mark: I GREW UP POOR AND WIPED MY ASS WITH THE DRY LEAVES OF THE PLANTS WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO WATER

[@tommyspringfield7687]

WE COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD THE PLANTS THE LEAVES CAME FROM XD

[@timothyblaine307]

@@tommyspringfield7687 THEY WERE FROM THE WEEDS THAT SPROUTED FROM THE CRACKS OF THE PAVEMENT WE SLEPT ON

[@lilanorhinymartinez7753]

God I feel terrible... The reason why is because I smiled cuz I thought it was funny than ... My face just slowly went to happy to sad .-. some reason I been wanting to tell u guys why

[@Goobers-gf3um]

*MY DADS ASS COOKED OUR FOOD* _i hope somebody recognizes this otherwise I’ll look silly_

[@jacobcraft123]

@@Goobers-gf3um Markiplier Makes Pizzza!!!!!

[@KhaosVane]

3:34 Is it just me, or did anybody say "LAUGH," when Ethan slammed the table. Forget about Jack slapping markers off a whiteboard, all I need is Ethan smacking bottles of tie dye off of a family heirloom table.

[@ryansalmon6411]

That's exactly what I thought of!!

[@LjCaples]

Ooh wee! Jack's got competition!

[@psychoticsilver]

@@LjCaples jack's the Gaelic Gladiator. I think he's got it.

[@gabbydoodle1]

I personally love Ethan's shirt more than Mark's and Tyler's. bUT wHAt eVeR

[@mintrose983]

Me too

[@Zaymonia]

Same

[@maxbirkman6941]

me too

[@amby1961]

yea same here

[@neevasharampersand4165]

Same

[@reddonkey-smokeysquidstudi1570]

9:05 Ethan is one of the new dark souls 4 bosses - The Blinded Buff Boi

[@saffron1996]

that part had me dying

[@themaskedboy103]

the trainer paid off

[@PurpleGuy1987]

You Right XD

[@mothman9165]

@@PurpleGuy1987 No fnaf here, EVER

[@seanconroy8852]

Winggus + dinggus = Markipier Wingus is calm and almost always has the best product with the most effort. Dinggus is very giggly and makes the funniest product no mater the cost. And Markiplier makes a lot of good products and giggles with Dinggus a lot.

[@PurpleFox-nv8zu]

So true tho

[@lonelylestat2634]

“Do you want me to put the gloves on for you...master?”- Ethan 2019

[@samryder8496]

Ethan: I like mine Mark: I like mine too Tyler: *I’M GONNA BURN MINE*

[@GrandMasterTACO]

5:03 Mark: As you can see... Link from GMM: We can't.

[@YetiGaming]

Mythical would like to know your location

[@daradraws]

YES

[@sampotter7715]

This is y i was in the comments!

[@eggi4443]

YESSSSS

[@lazyash9127]

I don't think anyone would do a master-slave role play Exept mark and Ethan

[@leslee5220]

lazy Ash except* sry i just had to

[@DC-zj6ml]

don't kink shame me!

[@idkdraws4681]

You are wrong, my friends do this (sadly)

[@mhm3766]

@@DC-zj6ml i understood that reference

[@nirvanalthea]

3:18 Wait can we just talk about Ethan's arm muscles bc honestly I'm a little shook I want this to turn into a thread now Like Ethan... my boi... I'm so proud

[@CoolCatRyan-g3h]

Swolgamesplays

[@Sube-Tube]

Chicken wings

[@riolusanchez]

When you roll up your sleeves, a lot of mens arms look like that, because of how our shoulders are built.

[@daisyfleagle1529]

You just edited....... Why

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

@@daisyfleagle1529 wait, who did?

[@p5a87bpsj]

Tyler: "Why do you guys always get sexual" Mark and Ethan: go on to cook breakfast for each other with sex toys

[@soulfulanubis7489]

The opening is just one raunchy fan-fic just waiting to be made. Or that's already being made

[@NoriMori1992]

*Already been made.

[@sayfabouasy5149]

Nobody: No one: Not a single soul: Markiplier: i grew up poor 😂😂

[@roundtablegames113]

I would like him to do another civilization video

[@mimisdeliveryservice]

11:55 *Jacksepticeye sheds a single tear, Looks out a window and rethinks his life*

[@mattgillet6917]

Ethan keeps picking on Jack first takes his haircut and then takes Is catch fraise 3:35 LAUGH

[@voxwatson5969]

I find it funny how Ethan has these tiny twig boy forearms but biceps the size of a truck

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

Nobody: Ethan: I SAID GET READY TO COME

[@teresaraecantrell3512]

Do you know where that clip is from?

[@nilaic_mil]

Its at about 10:50

[@jw5386]

@LucyisBleen bruh

[@KarmaIsLily]

Mark: We've got 3 men! Mark: *looks at Ethan* we've got... Me: *_TWO AND A HALF MEN_*

[@effervescent_eclipse]

I thought that too! 😂

[@PlotMasterX]

I just love the fact that Mark and Tyler looked over to Ethan perfectly in sync at that moment. Brilliant.

[@MotivationMountain9]

This should be a meam

[@MrZoso5975]

Ethan: would you like me to put the gloves on you...master? Mark: *dies?* Me: *dies of laughter*

[@zilentecho3954]

2:08

[@eltoussaint]

Markiplier Makes fills the void that Unus Annus left behind so nicely... I know I shouldnt worry about it but I sure hope Mark and Eef keep making content together