Wade Buys a Pregnancy Test

[@markiplier]

Distractible now has a KZbin channel! Future animations will be posted there so subscribe to know when there's a new one! kzbin.info

[@BassBoosted33]

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[@Kill_peter]

Hey

[@connor64x22]

Gotchu mark (pretty sure im gonna regret commenting here)

[@ptax21]

W

[@r1tal1na]

yass !!

[@extra-acc4]

The FEAR when you’re a teenager, in a relationship, and your period is late. Even if you haven’t messed around like that, the panic sets in

[@ShaOryDow]

Same can be said if you did mess around, but used protection and birth-control medication. I remember my experience... Not, fun.

[@ninjahunterx7497]

@@ShaOryDow The idea that you might have slipped up must be terrifying.

[@offbrand_2863]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 Bruh

[@LilStarling]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 clearly your sub count is based on bots lmafo

[@tarantulasareterfs]

Another plus being a lesbian, heteros have a painful life

[@wyattajc3864]

"I gotta get THAT guys mom a pregnancy test" I'm fucking dying.

[@jazthespaz837]

@koguriilovescakes gross. Dont piggybag

[@shelbydn6187]

These spam comments are annoying and horrible

[@obnoxiouslime6922]

@Beast 😈 not even verified bozo😂

[@cloudbasedbear]

the way the delivery guys left his shit in the middle of the road 😭

[@neenajaydon9641]

The line of bikes out front killed me 🤣

[@preduxredux585]

Wade: "Ok brain I need a convincing excuse right now" Wade's brain: MOTHER

[@anguinechip]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 why are you on his channel then???

[@porkyminch5131]

The story was fake

[@NevaehCyanide]

@@anguinechip It's just spam bot. Don't bother in giving it attention.

[@Pesto_boy9]

@@porkyminch5131 how do you know

[@lilgordon1876]

@@porkyminch5131 like your Mother

[@thaliacrafts407]

Props to wade for manning up and getting his gf that test though, even if he was sweating bullets. Some guys wont even get their girl a box of tampons.

[@Lawrence_Krystle]

I kinda got used to buying my sister's needs when I go out shopping, but I still can't make a straight face when I buy the... EHEM...

[@Acylenn]

i can't blame anyone on this; i can barely buy my own tampons with a straight face, lol

[@dannyboyd6747]

My wife would never ask me to buy her pads or tampons... 😂😂😂

[@chaselevine6355]

question is, if they hadnt done anything why would she need a pregnancy test? he says they hadnt done it at the time.

[@JedioftheRose]

@@chaselevine6355 she could have been cheating, or she could have been paranoid after fooling around and having a late period.

[@OseronPhaer]

Okay, that was legitimately hysterical. I did not expect his mom to be the pretext.

[@crimsonkarma13]

well at least it wasnt his sister

[@vickycastillo9214]

Not gonna lie, I predicted it, BUT ONLY bc I would’ve done the same X’D

[@beeclan50]

Clearly someone doesnt listen to Distractable

[@Phantm_Shark]

@@beeclan50nice promoting 👌

[@Reyaldrs]

Wade's mom is about to get thousands of pregnancy tests. Again.

[@banana.boy62]

Bots make me sade So sad I put an “e” on it.

[@clueless9807]

Again-?

[@Reyaldrs]

My goodness, these bots are absolute trash and need to be rectified.

[@Reyaldrs]

@@clueless9807 Yeah, because the first time was when their distractible episode went up haha.

[@YouTubeExplore777]

She's fixed

[@lenabeans]

I'm gonna need a "Bob's Fridge" animation next- that one is HILARIOUS

[@Thekoodie]

Where would you even start though? May as well just animate the entire thing, except that'd take way too much time.

[@miketrapper0464]

I need for the one about Bob and his restroom nightmare

[@mr.cheese2499]

@@miketrapper0464 PLZ NO

[@gayjayy]

@@miketrapper0464 His what? What episode or video was that from?

[@doorlord1521]

YES

[@maxwellquipey1]

You could literally feel the heart attacks Wade was having

[@zarfa-de1266]

“My mom needs a pregnancy test” Is still the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

[@zarfa-de1266]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 Introducing the professional looser

[@Hana1LuLu]

This is S+ visuals, just absolutely nailed the energy and essence of the story with few, but effective, cameos. Omg

[@qpid_exe]

*S+ VISUALS-*

[@isda3314]

that's tooncee for you

[@CrappyCanadianContent]

@@isda3314 I was about to say that. only toonce fans got excited at the end.

[@dothedo3667]

I feel like Mark's character hardly looks like him though

[@dibble1331]

the way wades face shrinks when he says “pregnancy tests” had me dying

[@emilygaming749]

I read the title wrong and thought it said “Wade took a pregnancy test” and I literally chuckled and thought he would do something like that as a joke lol

[@volkingdeath5312]

That reminds me of that story where a guy on reddit took a pregnancy test just for the laughs and it was positive. Turns out its like an early sign of testicular cancer or something like that. Pretty wild story.

[@peasantinabottle4609]

@@volkingdeath5312 not at all what I was expecting to read today

[@felicityunknown1]

I also thought it said that 😂😂

[@saturnmercury8533]

Me too!

[@evilmushroom6050]

Honestly thought that was the title till i read your comment and had to double check 😬😂

[@BirchMonkey857]

Okay, to be fair to Schplamambla, it's entirely possible that she _wasn't_ cheating and either it was more an anxiety thing or she just... didn't know that's not how prangent works. Sex ed in a lot of places was (and still is) a total shitshow.

[@thairinkhudr4259]

prangent

[@AngelinaSkylove_719]

you mean Preganennant?

[@meep1998]

Pregnart

[@cheeseisherelive]

Considering Wade has admitted in other episodes he thought women had a pee hole directly under their belly button, I think it’s safe to say the sex education in that area was poor 😂

[@lisahenry20]

Also, I had okay sex ed and still had the panicked thought of "omg I'm pregnant!" when I realised I hasn't had my period for a while.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"My mom may be pregnant" The shook employee: Wait a minute... By who?

[@canadianbacon2693]

you again

[@TheDouble094]

Sorry, my game use to be faster.

[@StoneSmith10]

@@TheGrammarNazi123 someone made some bots and those comments are spread all over. I have been reporting each of those I come across and would recommend everyone do the same to hopefully get them banned/silenced in the comments

[@cobaltcorsair592]

By the three nerds standing in line behind me, of course.

[@slowbrosrus8163]

by whom english be like

[@pancakesarecool6491]

“Yeah uh, my mom needs a pregnancy test” TOOK ME OUT HAHDHSHSWHHDSJBS

[@ayuh6]

Omg bots

[@RadioactiveMelody]

the fucking bots???

[@delkinho0641]

the bots are going brrrrrrr

[@somethingwicked7464]

Still with the goddamn bots, this shit still happening? Jesus Christ.

[@siraxolot4262]

Which bot will win?

[@pastelanimates]

i wouldn’t doubt if he somehow got himself pregnant

[@makayla2192]

That means he'd have a type of cancer

[@ghostzorua]

@Kavetion STOP

[@ghostzorua]

hi kiley

[@pastelanimates]

@@ghostzorua hey😧😧

[@ethanstahel4822]

That's because i got him pregnant

[@isolatedalien5696]

I'm a married 24 year old with a 2 year old and I'm currently 7 months pregnant. Both of them were planned pregnancies. When I was 21 and pregnant, I had this fear of being seen buying a pregnancy test. I tried talking myself out of it "I'm an adult, I've been married for two years, this is normal". After having my 2 year old, I no longer have shame. Advice to those nervous to buy tests or pepto or protection, cashiers really don't care. Don't be scared. The only one thats being weird about it is you.

[@Acylenn]

i think the best advice for this is that no matter what it is, just own what you're doing, even if you have to fake it. people generally don't care what you're up to, but if you're acting like you have a reason to be ashamed, everyone will assume that's the case.

[@SushiLord89]

Tell that to guys buying tampons. When I worked at a super market we had a guy come in and buy groceries and a pack of tampons. All the groceries went in a normal bag, but the tampons went in a brown paper bag and then he stacked like a dozen plastic bags to hide it. I found it hilarious.

[@rin_okami]

Guys don't realize how much of a bamf it makes you look if you can buy period products without breaking a sweat. Like, nothing more attractive than confidence (and obviously caring about your s.o.)

[@Ragehunger]

Telling teenagers to not make it awkward when buying products that they associate with adulthood, especially as first-timers, is quite ambitious for us who've actually built that confidence over many years. I remember feeling just as awkward when buying those graphic gas station magazines and browsing wares in an adult store when I was still in high school. I was clearly not of "legal" age and an almost nervous wreck every time, but the cashiers didn't seem to care much. Not saying that being informative about these things to the coming-of-age youths is a bad thing, but you still have to expect things to not go smoothly regardless.

[@cyanidefilledcandy2]

My little sister was this way. Unmarried, but still very much an adult. I tried to tell her it didn't matter and she wasn't the only one in the world to have to buy a pregnancy test. But, we're from the South, so I understand where her shame and nervousness came from. Ridiculous how we treat women and sexuality.

[@jaggerarnold]

‘i need a pregnancy test for that guys mom.’ ‘me too.’

[@annoyingscot9810]

me three

[@mnxjn0]

@KelvinBB and he woke up, it was all dream

[@lagineer]

me three.

[@EnverHalilHoxha1917]

Me four

[@SilentDecepticon]

I like how when Wade's girlfriend who he hasn't had sex with yet might be pregnant, he doesn't even consider that she might be cheating and his brain goes to immaculate conception or whatever.

[@unknown-kp3zz]

I was searching for a comment mentioning this 😂 all i see is mom jokes when she may have been cheating

[@kimuires]

Such a sweet baby boy

[@liama.c.lacthewatcher2590]

Tbf, I probably would've thought the same thing "WAIT!! DID I DO SOMETHING WITHOUT KNOWING!?!? HOW DOES SEX WORK!??!"

[@alexparra5237]

bro i was debating that in my head, I was like, 'wait they haven't done it??'. Not the adorable wade man ;-;

[@JonesCrimson]

I think he clearly understood the implications but went out and got it for her out of the kindness of his heart.

[@AlmightyMackB]

I love all the podcasts, but seeing them come to life hits different!!!

[@randomly_artistic]

wha- all these replies are bots,,, I've never seen this before-

[@nanii928]

@@randomly_artistic seriously it’s getting so out of hand yet KZbin thinks getting rid of the dislike button is more important than the bot issue 😒😒

[@randomly_artistic]

@@nanii928 yeah it really is. I'm actually thinking of making a video to maybe encourage people to start reporting these comments considering it's the only tool we have to solve the issue. I really want to bring light to this issue the best I can despite my small following...I'm not really sure how to atm though..

[@Pinonyan]

I never imagined this as a 3 friends sleepover storytelling time.

[@_lil_lil]

@@nanii928 yeah, best course of action is just to mass report them and hope for the best.

[@fazegabi7564]

Wade: my mom needs a pregnancy test Wade's mom at the same K-mart buying a pregnancy: how'd he know

[@thewarhogclan171]

When you go to a Walmart for a pregnancy usually the woman is the one getting paid

[@XwX1001]

*STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON-*

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

*buying a pregnancy*

[@HeyItsNovalee]

Buying a pregnancy just made me audibly cackle

[@CombativeMedic]

"I gotta get THAT guy's mom a pregnancy test!" "Yeah, me too." "Me three." -Stacy's- Wade's Mom ringing in the background

[@maddogmadison6379]

Stacys- *cough* Wade’s mom has got it going on!

[@yangtheinsane5430]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 Aren’t you the same guy who’s in a discord group that share CP and people being killed? Not going to click your channel because I’m pretty sure I’d end up getting the 2020s version of Rick roll.

[@xerocxrez]

@Don't read profile photo okay.

[@xerocxrez]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 ky/s.

[@alex.g7317]

@@yangtheinsane5430 what’s a “CP”

[@sstheinsane8724]

I feel that girl. I remember when I was like 12 or 13, everytime my period was slightly late I would panic and be all like "OMG AM I PREGNANT?!" And I'd call my friends and be all like "I MIGHT BE PREGNANT GUYS". I literally went to an all girls' school as well and would not even talk to guys.

[@seymonsolomon9545]

That's exactly what I was thinking! I don't think they know the phenomenon where every virgin girl's first thought is "Am I pregnant?" when our period is slightly late 😭

[@alexrusset8614]

Do periods occur like clockwork typically or something? Because it was my understanding that this kind of thing could be variable. Granted, I'm a male, so my knowledge on this topic is very limited.

[@humanbean4037]

@@alexrusset8614 I’m a cis girl and mine is never exactly right when it should be so idk it confuses me too lmao

[@fluffystuff500]

@@alexrusset8614 Periods tend to happen within the same couple days every month, but multiple factors can contribute to a late one. For example, stress, changes in weight, certain contraceptives, or malnutrition.

[@alexrusset8614]

@@fluffystuff500 So to someone unaware of that fact, it might be cause for alarm.

[@RadioactiveMelody]

"I was grabing a treat" oh god i fucking died here, this entire animation is so good

[@professionalrockeater]

@@rack2k325 how bout you stream some bitches

[@blipwazhere4162]

@Melody Star Ah yes, the most delicious-tasting treat of them all: a pregnancy test.

[@RadioactiveMelody]

@@blipwazhere4162 i mean, who never had it??

[@cheeseisherelive]

Y’all… Wade admitted in another episode he believed women had a pee hole directly under their belly button until he was about 18 years old. More likely that the sex ed in his town was shit than his gf cheating on him 😂

[@seatheparade]

EXACTLY LOLOL the sex ed in that school is clearly horrendous

[@dull_demon4717]

Yep

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

i mean he lived in ohio at the time iirc so that sounds about right yeah

[@StillStupidStillDumb2834]

@@Beefaroni_Bert Hoosier living in Ohio here, they spent about as much time at my school, talking about anti-vaping, as pregnancy

[@cameronholmes5590]

What episode?

[@rammuertoanimations4664]

Wade must be one of those boys who asked the internet if his girlfriend was *PREGANANANT*

[@ghostduck9945]

I'm pretty sure you mean *PURGANANT*

[@L4ZYN30N]

No, you're both wrong. It's PREGANO

[@stellamilnes9147]

Pregnart*

[@Phantom-qr1ug]

I believe you're refering to PREGANTE

[@cthulha_north]

Get a dictionary its gregnant XD

[@Destructofist]

Me: "I'll probably try to say it's for my mom in that situation." Wade: "my mom needs a pregnancy test" We think alike!

[@itac.2280]

I thought so too! XD

[@PhaserFelix]

Well I would just say that it is for my sister and that she is too embarrased to buy it herself. And reason why I would say that? Because I legit have said that. BTW I also got stuck on the "selection" of what to buy. I legit just called her and said, do you want the blue one, pink one, yellow one or white one? And I do remember her saying "Omg take anyone, just get back here quick. So I took the pink one.

[@DandyDan03]

Unless you live in Alabama

[@if_you_read_this_you_will_die]

I would just say it's for a friend or sister, since that's a bit less embarrassing than saying it's for your mother and you can deal with it like a champ easier.

[@DandyDan03]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 gay

[@jeffhardysoul]

A mad lass actually animated this, it's better than imagined in my head when I first heard it on the episode 🤣🤣🤣

[@FranciumBoron]

*_A mad lass in a box._*

[@VeireDame]

All these people like "Wade's gf must've cheated if she thought she was pregnant," as if every virgin woman I've ever met hasn't immediately assumed she's pregnant with the second coming of Jesus when her period is late. 😂

[@hanonondricek411]

It's of course possible they were seriously 'fooling around' which could involve touching and accidental transfer... without going all the way and being inexperienced the paranoia is understandable.

[@TomboyGirlfriend]

yup lol these are clearly young boys who have no idea what its like being a woman

[@isabelaconsolim4434]

Well yeah, I made my mom buy me a PT when I was a virgin bc my period was like 5 days late and I was PANICKING

[@lacytaylor1501]

Yeah, the first time you miss a period can be horrifying and Wade has mentioned Sex Ed was pretty crappy where he was growing up if I'm not mistaken, so it's not hard to see why that might have been her first thought.

[@alexandrarivera7957]

My period is always irregular but even knowing that I’ll always think I’m pregnant with the second coming of Jesus

[@SarkastikKirb]

I really didn’t expect this to be animated, this is fucking great.

[@shalameng2551]

You can check out the animator it has a youtube named tooncee!

[@kch8919]

F

[@anjelloproductions]

Wade: “Where are your pregnancy tests?” Employee: *Visibly confused* Wade: *Thinking of the greatest excuse possible* Also Wade: “My mom needs a pregnancy test!” This was hilarious! I love visualizing the podcasts while I listen. Seeing them animated, especially by ToonCee, this was the best!😂

[@sky-sx5gt]

I read this as soon as he said it lol

[@Opsite213]

wade: "intense picking" meanwhile some teenagers also buys pregnancy test: whats the hold up dude?!

[@Opsite213]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 because iv'e been watching that guy since middle school why the hell would i stop supporting him?

[@josebaltoomarnilson4762]

@@Opsite213 he's just some braindead crazy dude, just ignore it

[@RogueTheFurryRaver]

@@Opsite213 honestly, he's probably just sayn that to get people to look at his channel, people do crazy things to get attention sometimes which, if this is true that he is doin this to simply get attention(again, /if/), then thats pretty sad cause that kind of thing causes people to not believe actual proof of real groomers

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@mizu5965]

@josebalto omarnilson lol "braindead crazy" good one

[@DimensionalDynamo]

I love how at some points Wade sounds like he’s on the verge of tears, makes everything so much more chaotic lmfao

[@marvelman3164]

Knew this one was gonna get animated, I die laughing everytime!

[@ColdCarpett]

@KelvinBB cap

[@XxIlay]

@KelvinBB 1. Who asked? 2. It's not True

[@marvelman3164]

@Blue 🔥 dude what the actual hell, that’s so messed up

[@marvelman3164]

What’s with all these replies on my simple comment?!

[@marvelman3164]

Oh bots, got it but still

[@CannyMuffin]

This is stupidly hilarious, and so accurate for those teenagers think that they accidentally pregnant their gf.

[@disopolo676]

"They accidentally *pregnant* their gf" 😂

[@spicyeyedrops237]

@@disopolo676 PREGANANANT!!!!

[@michellestewart2498]

Actually it’s pregnanted

[@CannyMuffin]

@@michellestewart2498 NO ITS PRAGNATNET

[@tyrellhansraj3589]

​@@CannyMuffin no its preganernart

[@shadophaxx2401]

the joke about the line of other teens had the same energy as "I also choose this guy's dead wife"

[@georgemilkovich8791]

YES

[@RaptorGuy_Red]

I literally died at 1:29 when Wade said “my mom needs a pregnancy test.” 🤣

[@D_YellowMadness]

Figuratively.

[@Ptr-ck7if]

AW MAN POOR WADE. "My mom needs a pregnancy test" OH GOD WADE YOU POOR CINAMON BUN.

[@HoppingSnake290]

@卐-soundcity-卐 You do know your "nazi signs are actually a peace sign since it needs to be tilted to become a bad sign

[@paralizedsilence]

@卐-soundcity-卐 not the hard r

[@owllymannstein7113]

Nobody is going to mention how his girlfriend was cheating on him?

[@rjackson5610]

@@owllymannstein7113 EXACTLY and he continued to date her oh lord

[@passing.by.the.river.]

@@HoppingSnake290 you do know its a bot. Just mass report so theyll get banned

[@aliyasexception]

i saw the title and knew immediately what moment this was. i couldn’t stop laughing during this part from the podcast lmao

[@ArataShizunai]

Wade: I bought a pregnancy test! His wife: What? Markiplier: What? Bob: What? Sean: What? Wade: What?

[@acc_no.3518]

@KelvinBB lol clown

[@XxIlay]

@KelvinBB 1. Who asked? 2. It's not True

[@greasy_ipadkidpissbaby]

@KelvinBB I see you in markipliers comments all the time fan behavior much?

[@bigboibananabread1233]

Harry Potter: A what?

[@gilbertogaelperezortega]

obiwan kenobi:WHAT??!!!

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

As a cashier if someone said they need a pregnancy test for their mom, I would have just died laughing right then and there.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

I’d be concerned!

[@TeamLarry]

I love this animation style omg

[@randomprimary]

You're verified crafting? Legit.

[@hetastic_bro]

You better follow ToonCee then~

[@tiggins1565]

2:56 nearly fell off my chair laughing whoever animated this is awesome

[@isda3314]

tooncee was the one who animated it!!:D

[@solus8685]

@@isda3314 no it wasn't lol

[@gurt1574]

@@solus8685 3:32

[@solus8685]

@@gurt1574 oh.. Mark linked the wrong channel in the description then

[@isahjade1903]

1:22 the way his face shrinks makes it more funny 😂😂

[@Robin-Dabank696]

Where are your um... ᵖʳᵉᵍⁿᵃⁿᶜʸᵗᵉˢᵗˢ

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Moral of the story: Buying pregnancy test isn't easier than buying rubber. So take precaution.

[@chuckled125]

also you can't get pregnant without having sex

[@owllymannstein7113]

@@chuckled125 Yeah, Wade really should have thought harder about that....

[@ChargeQM]

WELL AHCKSHUALLY It's exactly as hard as buying a pregnancy test. The problem is, you have to keep buying shit for 18 years at minimum AFTER if you don't buy the rubbers.

[@danmakes2497]

@@owllymannstein7113 The girlfriend too since she didn't do it with anyone (that we know off) and still had the fear she may have been pregnant because her period was late.

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Lmao I love this, great lesson

[@Superjax16250]

Bruh, the animation is just- It fits everything💀🙏 They did amazing

[@Superjax16250]

@KelvinBB Lol, good for you

[@HadesTwitchTV]

@@Superjax16250 Yeah, if KelvinBB so good, why he a trashy scam bot who has no brain?

[@canadianbacon2693]

Great platform youtube

[@Superjax16250]

@@HadesTwitchTV Lol, don't know

[@immarissa]

Just the boys, having a sleepover & swapping horror stories.

[@LakkofAttakk]

His mom is just like: "wow, KitKats must have gotten a new wrapping!"

[@XwX1001]

First Left and Right Twix, and now this?

[@mushroomy9899]

mmm… corn flavored

[@letterEsu]

I can’t believe wade would get himself pregnant this is wild

[@swagz3696]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 how

[@thelostone7512]

@@swagz3696 Its a bot, just ignore it.

[@swagz3696]

@@thelostone7512 lol ok

[@purelyorange8428]

Such a great guy, his mum is blessed to have such a thoughtful son

[@TeamLarry]

I love this need more distractable animations

[@lil_slv7052]

Bot

[@lil_slv7052]

This guy is literally subscribed to every KZbin channel there is and comments on every video

[@canadianbacon2693]

Jesus Christ there's literally nothing but bots

[@Djwyrm]

Agreed! Love the animations foe their various stories. I'd love to see an animation of bobs motorcycle ride to a gas station bathroom. He obliterated.

[@GreyTrafficCone]

Something really needs to be done about these bots, in fact I think @Crafting is a bot too, they have 3 videos but over 100k subscribers

[@ahgejfgfgas1592]

Mom : What is that? Wade : Just a treat This actually killed me.

[@glitchdoctor5494]

I like how Wade's sweat is sweating. 0:50

[@kait4814]

The animation style is phenomenal! And this story is just a straight up 10/10

[@charlotteno.5332]

The animator and story boarder is ToonCee and Haricz, you can go and check out their KZbin channels! :D

[@oliverdelica2289]

@@charlotteno.5332 their animation style is top notched but I heard that they're upgrading

[@charlotteno.5332]

@@oliverdelica2289 ye! I've seen her working on her own anime style too:D

[@oliverdelica2289]

@@charlotteno.5332 more power to them

[@oliverdelica2289]

It also helped that the story was funny

[@ek-kn7vn]

"I rode my bike to Kmart" is a very specific, hilarious image

[@dormammusofat]

@Savetion (Based) 👑 you’re a literal troll who comments the same thing under everyone, get a life

[@conflictbrooks]

Is it just me, or is there something deeply, viscerally enjoyable about the way Wade says "OH FUCK" at 1:36?

[@amyh5482]

you're so right! it scratches an itch in my soul

[@colekiesler6218]

Wade: Gets a pregnancy test. Mark and Bob: schplamambla!

[@lilyawoodburn]

I've watched this short so many times and never fail to get tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, it is hands down my favorite of all the animated Distractible shorts thus far (sorry Bob's Fridge)

[@beaverjedi]

Distractable makes me incredibly happy. It genuinely feels like just a couple of friends chatting with each other and your rhe really quiet guy that kind of sits back and listens to the shenanigans. Very cool.

[@ShannonPowers]

God, I relate to the fear in this so much. Teenager's are so full of feelings, mostly fear. Perfection.

[@A-a-ron7204]

2:43 I love the detail of his ears being red

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

That’s just the colour palate

[@lukeogregory]

Posted 1 second ago. Immediately sees sweaty Wade. *This can only go well*

[@lukeogregory]

Two spam bots in a row. I’ve made it, mom!

[@ipadking6108]

1:28 Yeah, my mom needs a pregnancy test.

[@andymarie]

2:20 “it’s an Ohio thing” yep, truly is, can confirm 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@Ed-yv4rb]

Only in Ohio

[@TheMilwaukeeroadproductions]

@@Ed-yv4rbdead meme

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Wade: “I have to buy my mom a pregnancy test” Dude at the counter: “Sweet home Alabama!”

[@davidtucker9498]

Eh, more like New Jersey and Rhode Island. Where incest is legal.

[@burningfox4974]

Schblamba sounds familiar honestly. She must of been in one of their other stories

[@hayasheeeesh]

They edited out the part where they just agreed to call her Smithers

[@Dubstone]

Have. Must have

[@smallgator]

Maybe the one where Wade talks about getting his brother after a scary movie.

[@hyenagore2982]

@@hayasheeeesh smithers was marks girlfriend

[@sometoaster6178]

The sheer panic on her face when she said she needed a pregnancy test was great, and his reaction was even better

[@alishiamacdonald620]

When I first heard this story while I was watching distractible I could not stop cracking up. "Need to buy a pregnancy test.. for my mom"

[@chrisjinxxx6164]

😂😂😂😂 I can imagine seeing Wade riding his bike to get a pregnancy test😂

[@vversusv1364]

After Bob's fridge, this might be my favorite Distractible moment so far. It's even better in the episode because they kept talking about it for a bit.

[@rishidurgapal4072]

Which episode is this??

[@XwX1001]

@@rishidurgapal4072 Waste of Money.

[@rishidurgapal4072]

@@XwX1001 Thank you

[@Pandatonic]

I am so glad that Wade exists just so this story can exist. Thank you to Wade, Wades parents, Jesus, and The Polar Express!! and thank you Mark for this. This was hilarious!! XD

[@mysticmind4563]

I just imagined how this could be animated. Man, this was hilarious to watch. I liked that sight gag with the car actually being a bike.

[@rainbowmoonlight._.]

Well now I'm just gonna imagine them at a sleepover everytime they record anything together

[@bitviper3430]

I remember hearing this on the podcast and literally dying in laughter. I’m so glad this got animated.

[@strawbeery___316]

Bro markipliers videos always make me smile so much, today sucked but now he's made it a little better for me! Thanks mark!!

[@vantablack8126]

Hope your day gets even more better!

[@xdryan2.o572]

0:35 The small blush on Wade's face makes me think what did he think she would have asked him to get her 😶.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Some head?

[@Certifiedtoejameater]

WHOA BUDDY

[@JurassicCube]

Not so fun fact: if a man pisses on a pregnancy test and comes back positive you probably have testicular cancer

[@alastatious5460]

Fr?

[@Death2unicorns]

Actually?!

[@himedo1512]

Same for women. If you are not pregnant but come back positive on a pee test, its likely some form of cancer. So if you've never done it and for some reason do one and it comes back positive, might be cancer.

[@TheSwauzz]

@@Death2unicorns Yup!

[@TheSwauzz]

@@alastatious5460 Yep!

[@Henessyexorcist]

“I need to get a pregnancy test for my mom” Im dying of laughter 😂

[@miketrapper0464]

I swear that’s one of my favorite episodes

[@AfalseNotfalseQueen]

It's comforting to know I wasn't the only one who thought when I was a teen and my period was late that I somehow was pregnant although being a virgin 😭

[@MouseTheGoblin]

This is exactly why comprehensive sex education is important

[@Blueyfanaticcc]

When I read the title, I got scared, bc the thought ran through my head “if he used it and it came out postitive!” So lemme explain, if a man pees on a pregnancy test and it came out positive there would be a chance that it could be testicular cancer.

[@kylevinton7353]

Distractable really brings out ALL of their own personal stories.

[@colekiesler6218]

This is with a doubt the most well written my told story I ever watched.

[@Simond_Redcross]

1:52 the "u preggy?" brand made me giggle

[@raspberryjam3724]

Just a group of guys looking at a pile of various different pregnancy tests like "yeah I got no idea dude"

[@mikesbricks9214]

Distractible has to be my favorite podcast. It is so fun to see these three goofy friends talk about stupid things. Mark, Bob, Wade, if you are reading this, thank you for an awesome Podcast.

[@KandyKoatedCreature]

0:56 HahhahaHAA this part got me!!! Holy shit that was funny!!!!

[@samuelmarthin9656]

I hope we get the AI generated knock knock joke from “The Funniest Joke in the World” podcast animated. That had me laughing for minutes straight

[@stephansmit7555]

The animation is so well done, it really immerses you in the most simple but effective way. Well done!! I could watch this for hours

[@anguinechip]

I literally have tears of laughter, this story is AMAZING

[@monika-we8tx]

2:33 HAHAHAHA THE SLIGHT UNDERWEAR STICKING OUT dear god i love the details the episode was amazing i laughed so hard on this

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@theamazon915]

I see it but why is it funny

[@majormk1]

Was listening to this while i was driving home and was laughing hard. Laughed harder when it got animated. So happy and proud it was tooncee that animated the podcast. Go check her channel.😁

[@Missed_V]

This looks amazing! Tooncee and Haricz did a very good job! I hope we see more of them

[@eminemsdirtysock1611]

I love this animation style!

[@AngelicMom17]

What's really funny is that when I was 26 I thought I might be pregnant and do to some stupid nights out drinking and driving, I had lost my licenses. So, I'm 26 and rode my bike to the drug store for the test... and I feel like it's so much weirder JUST buying a TEST and NOTHING else. I was like, "Hmmm should I buy a candy bar too?" Anyway I WAS pregnant... not just a little bit, but I was 5 months pregnant once I went to the Dr. And had the ultrasound. I was on birth control and only had a period once every 3 months. I'm happy to say my son just celebrated his 14th birthday a few days ago on the 17th. Seeing this video had me crying, since I could totally relate!! I love these animations, props to the creator!!

[@AngelicMom17]

@@wetsockfullofhotmeat LOL, I kept telling the Dr. They were wrong. I was on birth control... but I guess some things are meant to be. He's a great kid and honestly I wouldn't change things. But yeah DEF. freaked out!! Thanks for the bday wishes. I'll tell him.

[@jtnachos16]

I got laughed at by a little old asian grandma when I was in my late teens. Standing red-faced in the 'women's aisle' with a damn notebook crossreferencing a shopping list for, not even my girlfriend, or my sister. No, for my cousin. Who was laid up with both the flu and her period at the same time. I made her write a list of what she needed, but should have specified I needed more than just the damn brand name for tampons and pads. I wound up doing the 'one of everything this brand' approach and, as I'm sweeping stuff into the cart, hear that 'demented old lady cackle' behind me. I felt like I'd dipped my head into a pot of boiling water, I was so flushed with embarrassment.

[@Ghost51325]

Moral of the story Wade is an angel for not immediately freaking out and wondering who she been sleepin with 😆 heavens knows I woulda been x.x

[@rjackson5610]

yeah somehow that seems to be glossed over???

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@rjackson5610 Because kids don’t know anything about sex or biology and freak out. I had a similar moment long ago where I was a complete virgin and thought I was pregnant because my period was delayed

[@CrystalRose1111]

This is what happens when sexual education is basically forbidden

[@himedo1512]

@@CrystalRose1111 Which is basically nowhere in the US. unless wade was homeschooled and i didn't know.

[@TheSwauzz]

@@himedo1512 That's very untrue. Many places do not provide sexual education and if it is provided, it's done poorly. Parents could also opt for their child to not receive that education. Maybe that's changed, but I doubt it in some places.

[@dillonworthington7363]

Wade is an excellent story teller! This was so fun all around. Love the animation.

[@vincentkyle1279]

I can't wait to see people actually recording themselves in k-mart saying that it is for wade's mom

[@malalovespokemon]

I thought k-mart went extinct though?

[@arch_enemyfh8119]

@@malalovespokemon there are about 10 k-marts left

[@malalovespokemon]

@@arch_enemyfh8119 Wow, well then I guess some folks will be able to make videos after all lol.

[@Juke-Fox]

"My mom needs a pregnancy test!" Good job Wade, really just- real good thinkin' on your feet. Amazing.