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[@lemononthestreet2994]

When markiplier said "A book, A Bell, and A Candle" over and over again, "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby way, Sidney," echoed in my head...

[@lemononthestreet2994]

Also, when the car crashes, You can always rely for the windshield wipers!

[@Jackson-xf3wo]

How dare you spell Sydney wrong.

[@naelynlune756]

Qwerty

[@domesticatednubs4615]

Ytrewq

[@DrakeAsleep]

@@onatzeber5601 Thankyou.

[@viviannguyen8502]

*fire starts* "omg how do I fix that???" *fire disappears* "oh no it fixed itself"

[@ZorotheGallade]

This is me with...well, EVERYTHING in my life.

[@DrakeAsleep]

@@ZorotheGallade Nice!

[@danem2215]

"The following shops appear to still be open" *Dark Alley* My local Dark Alley is not open 24/7 :(

[@buiscutdog9090]

Oh mine definitely isnt. I wish it was though, I'd love to get the snow they have in stock.

[@thelusciousgamer1547]

I cannot relate

[@Nietabs]

@@thelusciousgamer1547 then you can't relate

[@Nietabs]

@@buiscutdog9090 my favorite in Dark Alley is that one guy hugging a woman aggressively. So cute and heartwarming

[@buiscutdog9090]

@@Nietabs I don't even remember what I was referring to in this comment so this is very out of context for me but it makes me happy to see someone reply to my comment. Thank you friendly ztranger

[@creeperchicken8822]

Genie: You have 3 wishes, what will they be? Me: I wish for more wishes Genie: You can't do that. Me:I wish I could do that Genie: Hold on I have to check the manual

[@glados5065]

If that doesn't work i wish that i could wish that i could

[@beigebeige3556]

GLaDOS if you do that you litterally have just enough wishes to wish for more

[@MarshiiNiakilo]

I love this oml

[@payne-pw6jn]

GLaDOS Or you could wish to not be a potato

[@christinejoyinoc9185]

This just made my day!

[@sillygoofy1893]

"What is your request of the dark powers?" A pet named Steve

[@TheZeroNeonix]

"I need you to get these three items: a book, a bell, and a candle." *Walks over to the fireplace.* Here. A book and a candle. Got a bell around here too?

[@aronjames8829]

ikr, there's also a book and some candles when your performing the ritual!

[@aronjames8829]

***** What are you talking about?

[@Lazarultos]

+Aron James The ritual began after you got the three things, it was a time skip

[@aronjames8829]

Zepyrus-G I didn't see a bell there unless i'm blind.

[@jonathanrocca8411]

+Aron James Yo.

[@TmntFazbear]

*"You've met with a terrible fate, Haven't you?"*

[@Hosstoka]

I respect this comment. #LOZ:MM

[@Hosstoka]

+Random Cat haters gonna hate

[@clovere8180]

wheres that from can't remember XD

[@TmntFazbear]

I believe it was from Majora's Mask..?

[@clovere8180]

Hmm I don't think so

[@mcdepressionwithlargefries5313]

i consider this a drunk driving simulator

[@collins1800]

aubrie hatfield more like "Drive while on cokane simulator"

[@alexad7282]

More like “tweaked+awake for 6 days+driving” sim

[@ShadoeLandman]

More like driving in West Virginia, except there aren't nearly enough potholes. (I'm from WV.) Cows in road? Check. Random pedestrian in the middle of nowhere? Check. Flying garbage can? Check. Roadkill? Check. Fog? Check. Random crap falling out of the back of someone's truck? Check. Horribly twisty road? Check. Train? Check. Some little a**hole throwing junk at you from an overpass? Check (usually only on Halloween). Etc.

[@Mikeplaysdbd]

Ash Radke ayy u got 69 likes lol

[@wildman510]

Yeah no one drives right and the car drives like your drunk and it has no tires

[@XhanAnimations]

"You can't swallow all of me" Markiplier - out of context compilation?

[@Raakai]

Mark is so innocent he doesn't even realize these things. thenagainneitherwouldibecauseimtooinnocentanddumbtorealizewhatisay

[@mediocreatbest1290]

+ScreamingPizza same

[@captionhere2905]

>->

[@silverobscurity]

Why did I have to be the 69th like?

[@evilmontica1848]

THESE TYPES OF COMMENTS MAKE YOUR FACE GO RED

[@skylarrose3799]

Note to self: Never go on a road trip with Markiplier.

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

Do you think he gets chased by demons regularly?

[@lqu]

Skylar Little you mean note to 100 people

[@skywolfpowell2910]

+DarkFlamesDarkness that only happens when he doesn't have his jump scare defense up (middle finger) 😂😂😂😂

[@irl8799]

I agree fully

[@lindaklimm7009]

Skylar Little I think you mean ALWAYS go on a road trip w/ mark

[@snapeyaoilover]

Ah! Bird! **bam** Well, that bird had a bad day --Markiplier Quote of the Day

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

Bird Strike, mark it!

[@_catulus]

"Eternal life! ...so I don't die!"

[@danate3849]

That's a garbage quote.

[@maddytaylor5959]

*buys bible to go make a deal with a demon*

[@elafimilo8199]

Maddy Taylor I thought the whole book, bell and candle thing is for exorcisms. A Bible could be appropriate.

[@_catulus]

That seems counter-intuitive.

[@ZorotheGallade]

Basically, the "holier" the items are, the more time you are given to do the final puzzle.@@_catulus

[@_catulus]

ZorotheGallade OHHH cool!

[@tracexl]

Yes, the quality of the items you choose determines how long you have to clear the last ritual puzzle. Be warned, however, that if your items are particularly cheap and worthless, you will not even be able to do the ritual at all. If that happens...

[@taylorjones5695]

"Fucking pothole god damnit" I'M DRIVING HERE I SIT, CURSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT.

[@jester1812]

YESSSS TØP CLIQUE WHERE U AT

[@morganputman6530]

|-/

[@APeelingG]

inb4 the road is made from asphalt, not cement

[@inkblxt]

my dudes

[@pizzaandchill1397]

|-/ Stay alive, clique

[@al3xi368]

I died when captions said "orgies" instead of "woah geez" xD

[@judaiyuki5597]

when

[@DreadheadButler]

@@judaiyuki5597 1:56

[@msfs19941]

Worst. Headlights. Ever.

[@Rick-bm5uq]

Worst game ever*

[@legoyoda645]

@@Rick-bm5uq *headlights

[@TheDrummerDude17]

Wow, this is a really well made game! The unnerving atmosphere and the old-school graphics and sound effects make it even creepier!

[@walnutdragon2726]

Night time: check Barely lit room: check Nobody near but dogs: check Mark playing a horror game: check I am now ready to die of a heart attack or not get any sleep tonight. Perfecto :p

[@sixgunshaman1849]

AnimalLover2007 F. Yep 😂

[@nightcaller832]

AnimalLover2007 F. you missed one popcorn *takes out popcorn*

[@irl8799]

sweet night

[@ajweapon9126]

You were supposed to do a capital p now your tongue looks fat

[@AdamFord152]

Yep indeed

[@kellypalestrant2766]

"I probably shouldn't be going full throttle" continues to go full throttle anyway

[@lisahernandez5718]

at 18:29 isn't that sentence from the cabin in the woods the parody movie and they say that sentence XD

[@MattNejfelt]

+Lisa Hernandez No, Cabin In The Woods comes from Evil Dead And Bruce Campbell vs. A.O.D. It is what you say to disengaged the Necronomicon, or Book of the Dead.

[@MattNejfelt]

+Lisa Hernandez No, Cabin In The Woods comes from Evil Dead And Bruce Campbell vs. A.O.D. It is what you say to disengaged the Necronomicon, or Book of the Dead.

[@LivingBreathingPoet]

I was surprised I had to scroll this far for someone else to comment on the "klaatu barada nikto" reference. :P

[@ethanolol3895]

A PET NAMED STEVE

[@Emily-wh2lz]

HAHAHAHAHHABFDIDNDND omg😂😂

[@hilaryk4326]

I accidentally swallowed a my pet named Steve (Word For Word)

[@Emily-wh2lz]

+Hilary Kunkel well I accidentally stepped on a my pet named Steve..

[@thespooker2830]

potato pootis

[@idjshdhddanus6771]

I think I have..... a pet named Steve

[@freddyfazdude9432]

mark: is this based on skill cause i dont have none of that also mark: WE FINISHED FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES on 50/20 MODE

[@goldenmask2737]

"You've met a terrible fate haven't you?" I think Ben Drown is haunting your radio.

[@delaneyklutes]

or the mask salesman from legend of zelda

[@xmazorax8075]

+Queen Ashley huh I always thought that Ben drowned haunted computers...

[@ghhjnbghjn8921]

Rick G I don't think you guys have any idea what the hell you're quoting...

[@dbzgtafgirl]

You shouldn't have done that.....

[@HamazuraGOD]

isn't his name just BEN?

[@OculiCorvus]

My wish: I want to bring my mother back from the dead. The cost: one leg and my brother's whole body, with an additional tax of an arm in order to keep my brother's soul. Yay.

[@juliamaki117]

ha ha ha ha ha hahh haaa... ha. shut up. I'm totally _not_ FMA trash.

[@mandilogan7229]

That FMA referance though.q

[@sansfangirl4life439]

FMA for the win. :3

[@YourHuggyFriendo]

that's some nice armour you got there. it must of cost you an arm and a leg

[@OculiCorvus]

James Aplin Nope. Just an arm.

[@jordanjackson922]

Old Lady: "I guess my appearance frightens you?" Me: "BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!"

[@DragoNate]

This comment made me laugh!

[@FluffyPantz-qy9rj]

Ha!

[@sinkholesusan983]

+Ethan Gilles yous right

[@thundrhawk]

Uhh.. Excuse me? It is "Perhaps my face...(etc.). Still though, #Relateable

[@bedsideflea5849]

HA! YOUS RIGHT!

[@jadennorman3599]

"you are beyond the reach of god here" that still gives me chills

[@oddcrafter1270]

"No, Officer, I'm not drunk. I just performed a demonic ritual, and the dark powers keep fucking with me."

[@thegamingsquadrant1344]

Here's a cool idea for a multiplayer mechanic. The second player is an excorsist and his/her job is when an illusion appears the second player has to deactivate the illusion before the car crashes.

[@MinecraftMineturtle]

*Bird* *Bird* *Bird* *Bird*

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

Perfect idea hopefully some developer sees your idea

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

No joke perfect Idea

[@JustinAKaram]

Well considering the fact that the character is into satanism and actually ask for a wish from some dark powers i don't rly think he would bring an exorcist with him

[@tylerchenoweth5017]

+Justin Karam I don't like demonic things at all but sometimes feedback is all you need to inspire the next great game

[@jaredbradley5014]

KLAATU! BARADA! Ni... (Ash makes a dumbfounded face) Good little reference there. Evil Dead and Army of Darkness is awesome.

[@computergeneratedname7397]

Army of Darkness is one of the best movies ever! I love da claymation skeletons

[@alexistaylor4394]

A little late here, but it originally came from a movie called “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” But Ash and the series is bomb ;)

[@picklerick4706]

Was looking for this comment

[@lacidavis1028]

his defence kills me every time. 😂👆

[@lacidavis1028]

Blueberry best defense ever right?

[@killear1]

wrong emoji 🖕

[@Taha632RMF]

@@killear1 Did the middle finger emoji exist back then?

[@generalstatic9742]

moral of the game, dont use a demonic ritual to get what you want.

[@TheArnasHorror]

But demonic symbols always help :D! I say that cause I am a horror gamer D:

[@Alyson_The_Meta]

no, the moral of the game is be a good driver and stay out of places with shitty drivers!

[@jennifermanning8029]

I thought the moral of the game was don't eat ice cream if you're lactose intolerant, but that may be because I'm insane... Was I close though??

[@kibble1145]

so true

[@ashitomarisu]

12:29 Oh great. We must have entered Satan's hidden lady tube.

[@xafeer]

satan is gender fluid

[@elliotjohnson6263]

YES.

[@_plg]

oh dear

[@Alumirust]

Fuck off.

[@jaiaunise7728]

+Alumirust -_-

[@TheMusicalBoy93]

They're not driving on random sides of the road, Mark. They're all driving on the left. This is a game made by someone British. The biggest hint for this? He spelt Maths as MATHS (with an S) and the prices are in GBP (£)

[@reddogf.1389]

the steering wheels also on the left. and hes right about the cars, they switch sides to mess you up.

[@TheMusicalBoy93]

+reddog f.13 It might be that the car is _not_ British. And, also, you _do_ get a few idiots who drive on the wrong side of the road, in Britain, late at night because they're stupid (talking from experience of having witnessed said morons)

[@RealNigga0190]

it really doesn't matters as there were cars going the "wrong" way for both lanes. That sounded more confusing than it was in my head. Let's just say the direction the cars go is randomized.

[@emaliekamin2376]

When the lady was like you need these things I started singing "the cow as white as milk the cape as red as blood the hair as yellow as corn the slipper as pure as gold!"

[@emaliekamin2376]

Blueberry yes into the woods! it's always when you think at last you're through with them!

[@skywolfpowell2910]

+Emalie Kamin that movie was great :)

[@moonlightgaster8610]

Emalie Kamin Into The Woods!

[@irl8799]

you shall live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kim-xn1qu]

FUCKING. YES. I LOVE INTO THE WOODS

[@trinketd8433]

Mark- "the road got straight." me- "unlike my sexuality. a WiNk WoNk."

[@hesay3388]

go out with me

[@SodapoppVA]

+Enrique Melendez O.o

[@frogtoot6773]

omg same!!!

[@hannah-mn9eg]

wink wonk omfg im crying

[@MO-MO-MO-MO-MO79]

SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ALERT

[@Binx03]

mark: i should've had my defense up *puts up middle fingers* me: *dies of laughter* X3

[@jazzbean6520]

I can relate... it’s honestly the best defense.

[@ohitkat]

a book, a bell, a candle, and CRANBERRIES

[@gidelix]

Why not granberries?

[@abbybackler2404]

+Niobium Goat XD

[@eduardoloya967]

Why not dingle berries

[@inayah2224]

cRANBERRIES

[@juliangonzalez5666]

At one point, I was like, "What is that?!?!" Turns out it was a little splotch of water on my screen.

[@SladesGirl]

I love your pic

[@LucidPoseidon]

Just wish for immortality. Boom, you can't die.

[@LucidPoseidon]

Though, I suppose some things are worse than death...

[@mirppuli966]

You would then see all of your loved ones die

[@danz5274]

Get tortured i guess..

[@wegwog]

Uhh Immortality isn't the same as invincibility you can die still.

[@LucidPoseidon]

wesley naiman Immortal, adjective. Living forever; Never dying or decaying. So, no, you can't die.

[@Dasher-qr8lf]

(Sees the title screen pop up) Me: fuck that. Nope. (Exits video) it's 3 in the fucking morning I refuse to do this.

[@crash4661]

Ok.

[@Pays7]

Wahahaha😂😂😂

[@axeandace7728]

lol well fur me it's literally 11:59 what a coincidence

[@axeandace7728]

looks behind shoulder* AHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA

[@somedude1561]

How would you see the title screen if you're too blind to notice the obvious horror title and thumbnail?

[@aguyuno]

"why are these guys driving on random sides of the road" Mark... your wheel is on the right... they're driving British style, bub.

[@aguyuno]

THERE we go xD

[@heyitscandy_gaming9599]

Why did you respond to your own comment -.-

[@thecaptain7259]

aguyuno they drove on both sides

[@irl8799]

first thing I noticed 'bout the car

[@VeryPeeved]

yes, because driving on random sides of the road is the British style... apparently

[@morganc.m1830]

Mark: "Who would be driving on this road?" Also Mark: driving on that road

[@jadethunderhoof288]

Jesus Christ. I've been looking through the comments for about 3 minutes now and all I see are 12 year olds who keep spamming quotes from the damn video, a stupid hashtag about JackSepticEye, and some little kid asking Mark, a grown man, to stop cursing in his videos. Not to mention some little shit who honestly thinks KZbin is going to shit because of the "drama" even though most of said "drama" happens on Twitter more than it does here. Welcome to the KZbin comment section.

[@timesnewroman-]

Who cares, my dude. Shit sucks anyway.

[@dwilson8509]

thank you for saying it -_-

[@tspoter]

Gg man, gg...

[@lumirogen4432]

I could not care less.

[@ericagracee]

Thank you. I needed someone to say this

[@deadmonsterkitty]

"I'm easily dissuaded." Me too Mark, me too.

[@ahmadmuzainiothman2443]

mark:ultimate power game:jumpscare mark:show a.middle finger as a protection

[@KriekWorthy]

I fell asleep listening to a series of Markiplier vids and now a deep part of my brain thinks we are friends and hung out and played games together. I'm ok with this.

[@thetechzter27]

Mark, have you played Welcome To The Game yet?? You should, it's right up your alley!

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

Yeah, that would be so awesome!

[@hellthiefchrolosnow6833]

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who was suggesting Welcome To The Game to Mark

[@elliej8277]

YES HE SHOULD!

[@dirtywaterisverynofun5132]

Lmao, we're everywhere.

[@brianna1]

OMG I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC! KOOKIE IS AN ANGEL! ARMY IS EVERYWHERE! ♥

[@elsjac6763]

"This road seems a bit bad" That's a standard British road right there.

[@TristicularTorsion]

a Book a Bell a Candle it makes BBC. BBC us a British cable company. THIS GAME IS BRITISH

[@TristicularTorsion]

ALSO THE DRIVERS SIDE IS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

[@TristicularTorsion]

THEY ARE ALSO DRIVING ON THE WRPNG SIDE OF THE FRICKIN ROAD

[@TristicularTorsion]

***** thank you. I have skills in THESE kinds of things by watching gravity falls and shows like it. With all that mystery and secrets to unfold.

[@bigweeweehaver]

+Tristen Swales do you really think nobody else noticed.

[@TristicularTorsion]

Lucas I DO realize that. I just wanted to make sure others knew

[@jaiaye7917]

"COME TO DADDY" "HOW ABOUT NOOOOOO?!"

[@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580]

Mark... You're driving on the wrong side of the road. Think about it: Steering wheel on the right, using pounds as currency, etc. You're in England, Mark. Also, you don't need beauty, you're already gorgeous!!

[@LucidPoseidon]

there is no right side of the road it seems. you see the cars driving on whatever side they feel like.

[@nisamelis5724]

I though that too but a car went from the wring side the game doesnt care about the rules :D

[@ukiyo-ye1gx]

true, i also hope this game ritual isnt real In reality, elsewise, i don't know what to say to mark..

[@corn3566]

I think it's a highway, actually, seeing as he's driving between towns and both lanes are going the same direction.

[@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580]

Queen of the Space Derps For the love of Christ and the Gods, a roadway is a roadway whether it's a highway or a backroad. Point is, he was driving illegally because the right lane was oncoming.

[@aliyahcabillaje6005]

what's a zombies favorite place to drive?..... A DEAD END!!

[@doom3166]

Love it! xD

[@Jonnie153]

wow well looks like I know where to avoid during the apocalypse

[@hunter120hello]

*slow clap* Heh... heh... good one.. *slow clap* :D

[@jensengeorge1128]

i was just about to make that joke ;-;

[@ogwhigger9349]

badumtss

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

I think I would wish for immortality, to tell the truth. It's not that I fear death, it's that I dread the thought of dying.

[@split8886]

and you would watch anyone and everyone you care about wither and die. do you want that? every pet you have. every family member. wife, husband, son, daughter, grandma. you'd see all of them die. nothing lasts forever. so if you do you'd be alone. forever

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

I know, but that sheer dread, that horrible thought of dying... I love my family, but I really don't want to feel that kind of dread.

[@split8886]

MagicRainbow Kitties why would you feel dread over death? no matter what religion you have i'm pretty sure death is known as ultimate peace.no more...noise... the world is full of bothersome things and death grants you immunity to it..

[@bumblebee-es5ry]

He/she probably feels like dying will make their friends and family feel guilty for their death or something.

[@split8886]

Silent Heart ah that makes sense i guess..

[@connorbishop6866]

I question Mark's mental Intelligence and sanity sometimes

[@infinitycat3974]

Chaos Controller Mental intelligence? As oppose to what? Physical intelligence?

[@connorbishop6866]

Mark's mental: intelligence and sanity.

[@infinitycat3974]

Chaos Controller Oh, I see. Srry bout that

[@killear1]

Connor Bishop still don't make sense

[@exhaustedpigeon5392]

yknow what? You are all awesome! You can pass that exam! You can finish that thing! You can get that job! legitimately have a great day :3

[@exhaustedpigeon5392]

*Also i am so spooped rn *

[@exhaustedpigeon5392]

i like sunflower seeds cool :3 just saying.

[@Jonnie153]

thanks I needed that. you have a good day as well

[@moonpeanuts]

ty i needed that

[@pepsia6508]

Thx

[@milohouse8295]

Have a nice day everyone I hope you are all doing well :3

[@bionicbabylaser5191]

same 2 u

[@tebonsmite6260]

I'm accually in salt water in a bath tub because I got a ingrown toenail

[@GamenMetJaimon]

To much info buddy..

[@kizzle2015]

aww :) you're the best

[@azyboi]

Thank you! I hope you're doing well yourself =)

[@EvanWantsJam]

That moment when you look at the comments to see if anyone explains the end of the game and all you see is a waste of time.

[@laurynv.g.4003]

I like the attention to detail during the driving scene, where when you pass a car you can see its headlights in the rear view mirror. Subtle, but well done.

[@IzzyDizzy212]

When I heard A Book, A Bell, And A Candle, I thought of Beauty and The Beast lol

[@IncorrectHB]

Lol

[@Diana-ws7ir]

So did i😂😂

[@joeboykitz6985]

I thought of Mars Volta

[@hhttp_audreyy]

I thought of the show Good Witch one o the characters have a store called Bell, Book, and Candle

[@CryingZombie666]

*Matthias sing song voice* The beauty and the beast!

[@tycisaughticy8137]

lol why is there a trash can and boxes in the middle of the road?

[@TommyTom21]

The garbage workers are on strike.

[@tycisaughticy8137]

tommytom21 lol

[@silverblade0011]

You obviously haven't been to Detroit.

[@tycisaughticy8137]

silverblade0011 Lol no I haven't. But I have been to NC, SC, Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas and New York. I'll work on Detroit :P

[@cxzmyc]

+EmojiEater Virginias nice, isn't it? Calm and peaceful over here.

[@nitrofighter58]

00:02 *does octodad impression* these captions, man XD

[@HLawson1582]

🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙

[@andreah7143]

I love how Markiplier is=cool,awsome,kind at heart and he loves all people ,most of all funny

[@ArcticWolfOfficial]

5:40 Who leaves a trash can in the middle of the road? lmfao

[@ssantos88]

Probably the same person that left neatly stack boxes in the middle of the road. 5:07

[@DaMuddaSpicy]

Touché

[@name_exe1576]

LOL

[@darkreavenger2054]

+ssantos88 It was me Hahahaha

[@popayoy3505]

a lot of people actually

[@Altogeek2016]

Good morning/evening/afternoon/night to everyone everywhere. I wanted to thank you being a part of this amazing community, you're all such amazing people that i wish i could meet and just say hi to. Thank you for being you, your all beautiful and amazing people and never let anyone tell you differently. i hope you all have or have had an amazing day.

[@Altogeek2016]

#BePositive

[@JoseRodriguez-ce2qz]

I am a positive person

[@Chantel99]

That's nice of you :)

[@keiradiaznabhani8867]

funny you say this since the video is a horror game

[@halosreaper1]

you too man Thx 😃

[@guzmanperez1990]

Mark:what was that Me:it's ur grandma saying "BITCH U GUESSED IT!"

[@kenvyr]

HO

[@ducktelepathy8352]

For some reason, this game deeply unnerves me. It's so bizarre and confusing that it actually sets me on edge like no other game I've seen on the channel. I love it.

[@kawaiidesu8864]

Even though there's demons everywhere I keep imagining I'm going on a fieldtrip with mark

[@Grahmps]

What is one reason why I like Markiplier? He plays all the scary games for us so that we don't have to play them for ourselves!

[@torn5689]

Amen

[@TheArnasHorror]

True that, true that! ^^ But people from my channel are saying to me not to play only horror games, because they aren't so popular.. Is that right?

[@TheArnasHorror]

***** So maybe you could offer me what games should I play? ^^

[@TheArnasHorror]

***** I will play it on my channel! ^^

[@TheArnasHorror]

***** Well thx! I played some horror games before, you can watch it if you want ^^

[@sholmes5726]

"what do you wish for" me: a hot demon Butler to serve me for all eternity

[@flamingjack9238]

Nice wish bro you still have all 3 wishes

[@slasherchild5871]

Named Sebastian

[@CompletelyNewguy]

huh, same here.

[@banananutbread7170]

10:46 idk why but this was so funny, just his expression and voice lmao. love the playthrough of this bizarre game, i rewatch these vids all the time.

[@imogennnnn]

MARK, WHY? IT IS ONE SECOND OFF 30 MINUTES EXACTLY. OMG XP

[@viviny5834]

That's what I said! XD just saw ur comment after I posted mine

[@imogennnnn]

+Catawell Omg, I'm glad I'm not the only one xD

[@skylerrodriguez9235]

+Imogen Jackson, WHY ARE WE TELLING ABOUT TIME!?!?!? ( brother comes in and says all the clocks broken)OH GOD OUR TIME SYSTEM!!!!!

[@skylerrodriguez9235]

not telling...auto type messed me up... i meant yelling...

[@itsmist-er]

It's 29:58....2 seconds off :P

[@hannahm6682]

The game looks like the driver is tripping balls lmao

[@sllmeclcle]

All throughout this video whenever he was driving I did that thing from that one Spongebob episode, the one where whenever Patrick was alone he was like "weee wooo weeee wooo" and whenever he saw Spongebob he just starts going "WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO" (shoutout if you remember that), and whenever nothing dangerous was happening I was like "weee wooo weee wooo" and then when something dangerous showed up I just exploded like "WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO" 😂😂

[@Lilkhlee]

Mason Davenport Hahahaha. I remember that! 😂

[@angilrodriguez4053]

Mason Davenport WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hebihimes]

hES IN THE MAILBOXXXXXX!!!!

[@gregbaker5627]

Fairly Local Lane Boy He's just standing there....... MENACINGLY!!!!!

[@bowl_head8804]

I have the dvd

[@potatopotato8360]

I like the chaotic apocalyptic 1980s UK setting.

[@karmadragon3453]

28:10 "You cant swallow all of me" (Markiplier 2016) ;)

[@zackwilliams7729]

he did wish for a bigger dick.

[@VenomQuill]

I looked down in the comments at that time just to find this. xD

[@pykeplayer4007]

😂👌🏻I love you all oh my god

[@sevanahesparza9102]

"Oh hey trash can!" Me: i didnt know i was in the game . -.😔✊

[@beigebeige3556]

How dare they not credit you

[@mansnilsson3219]

Steering wheel on the right, but still traffic drives on right side? Wut is this magical country?

[@Jonnie153]

Narnia!

[@guesswho6186]

In the beginning they drove on the right side of the road, so the developer may have just wanted to keep us on our toes.

[@upnerom4565]

Asia

[@eleanor9108]

Narnia

[@annoyingkid48]

+Måns Nilsson there were cars driving both directions on the left side the first time he was playing it.

[@sadmation8454]

It took two years to find this one gameplay Markiplier made Worth it

[@bitchyemonerd4925]

"What is your request of the dark powers?" Cheeze-Whiz (if you get this, i love you)

[@imogenitsasectret9206]

Lol

[@kyra2637]

'no but I got cheese whiz' - Ryan Ross 2008[?]

[@brendonurieismydaddy293]

SHUT UP

[@emilybaker404]

I LOVE YOU MORE (yes my pic is ryans face)

[@bitchyemonerd4925]

Emily Baker I love YOU, more

[@K311WasHere]

9 out of ten would change name to driving car simulator.

[@chyannepokitl9084]

is your profile picture Papa Franku..?

[@nounoumenon]

hahahhahahahaha no

[@marcusmonto1249]

+chyanne johnston That's obviously Mr Bean papa frank is much sexier.

[@poizunlady67]

driving in hell simulator lol

[@hardlyquinn6760]

is your pic mr bean dressed as Jack sparrow?

[@barickwarren5837]

Wait before I watch, is this that ritual pasta where you are suppose to drive on a road around like 11 p.m. to find a mysterious road to travel that each hour that you progress through puts you through trials that either lead to your death and/or eternal damnation/imprisonment of your soul all for a wish that will come true, either in a way you want exactly or what you truely want that you did not know that you wanted?

[@bluecreator7779]

Thats exactly what i thought. But no its not the 11 mile road creepy pasta. To many parts missing. Possibly inspired by it or it could just be a coincidence that the developers added some features that resemble the 11 mile road.

[@andreaduggins5996]

Oh hey I just commented if it reminded anyone else of the pasta. Suspicion confirmed.

[@drzrip]

+blueCreator Yup.

[@kobetaylor5650]

KIRITO SENPAI

[@nerdywithgamesgarcia448]

KIRITO SENPPAAAAIIIII!!!!! If that really IS your name! 🤔

[@lestatcomedante3907]

I'm only half way through the video but I must say:I really like that this game is set in a open world. This seems pretty damn neat!

[@JPitter1809]

a Book a Bell a Candle BBC anyone

[@samuelcorriveau8110]

LOL XD

[@the2musketeers104]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@matejbeles691]

LOL

[@FeralMisfit]

Literally what I thought of.

[@zaleshomeowner3493]

I noticed that too

[@marinkoch4266]

I'm eating a big bowl of NOPE right now anyone else?

[@amaice]

THE NOPEBOWL

[@bellekaren3403]

+Gr8_Space THE NOWL

[@akemiyamada4814]

the nope boat :)

[@brotherhao1510]

Nope. Im drinking it.

[@shad8x936]

I want a big bowl of cheerios with cold milk :3

[@edouardatanesyan4286]

11:00 Mark you crashed into a pole at full speed you most likely would not survive that

[@MissionReportDecember-zh5gl]

^ True. Don't believe it? Look at Paul Walker.

[@aydenbossatron6781]

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[@MissionReportDecember-zh5gl]

+iBounce He still crashed, he still died and was still a fucking dumbass idiot.

[@MissionReportDecember-zh5gl]

+iBounce The End

[@wsipamu4232]

+Mission Report: December 16 1991 "Longing, rusted, seventeen, daybreak, furnace, nine, benign, homecoming, one, freight car."

[@bluestardragon7598]

A fast way to get money in the game is picking up hitchhikers and driving them into the next town. They then give you money but there is a chance that they'll kill you

[@whoslovingmj]

I'm supposed to be reading up for my final exam before I graduate tomorrow but instead, I'm here

[@Neodyinamite]

may the force be with you then ;p

[@whoslovingmj]

+Neodyinamite Thank you

[@PartyCreeper1]

Don't fail!

[@arizona631]

Hahaha good luck ;)

[@whoslovingmj]

+RJW - DANCE I hope not to :/

[@Arm4g3dd0nX]

I just wanted to mention that "spoopiest" is misspelled in the title. O_o

[@alicea5820]

you realize spooky is a legitimate word, right?

[@carskata]

+Alice A I laughed so hard at this

[@tate9952]

+Alice A you realize it was a legitimate joke, right?

[@SourFacee]

hahahahahaha omg

[@cow_tools]

+Alice A whereas spoopy doesn't even have a dictionary.com entry

[@randomyoutuberthatdoesntex5236]

Genie: hi you have 3 wishes and the 3 rules are: no wishing for more wishes. no bring back dead people you cannot wish for another person to be with you. Me: I wish for more genies Genie: there are 4 rules

[@ThePilgrimLad]

I would like to borrow your voice, it soothes me, it arouses me. Sorry?

[@Potato-sh7ds]

Do not be sorry it is the same for all of us

[@janelysaldivar3087]

his said he wanted a bigger penis really mark.

[@lisahernandez5718]

MARK I WANT TO MEET YOU AND JACK MY FRIEND DOSE TOO BUT WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO VIDCON😭 SO I MOST LIKELY SEE YOU EVERYDAY ON KZbin WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT TO MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE

[@Potato-sh7ds]

+Lisa Hernandez same bruh, same

[@lisahernandez5718]

+Potato life is so cruel

[@charlesfort6602]

#givemarkipilerdiamondplaybutton Oh, wait a minut...

[@hatsunemoco]

😂😂 #givemarkiplierthediamondplaybutton

[@lowcaloriewater1954]

#givejackhisdiamindplaybutton

[@kat_rina113]

Lol!

[@sibtgaming860]

+Freya Whovian GiveJackHisDiamondPlayButton

[@onpoint807]

I'm proud that he got one

[@Rose-dp5dx]

3:54 If anybody couldn't understand, it said: "You are beyond the reach of God here"

[@moongirlmimi]

when he yelled hi at that menacing old guy at the supermarket I lost it 😭🤣

[@lowell101gaming4]

Mark play planet coaster who agrees?

[@ricksanchez2470]

YASSSS!!!! That would be awesome!!

[@zen__6051]

Me he definitely should!

[@fico-z2y]

eh

[@me.nace.]

YES! Then we could see Jackatron (THE BOSS THEME PARK) land compared to Markiplier's Theme Park!

[@magnus2643]

I agree

[@Aac-yc8cy]

I would've put unlimited wishes

[@jedidiahpercell6383]

2 wishis and no punishment

[@alexier2733]

+Jedidiah Percell you can't get 2 things.

[@ziongamer6905]

How about a wish to instantly get a free wish with no punishment?

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

+ZionGamer Too long of a wish.

[@ziongamer6905]

+DarkFlamesDarkness .This frustrates me I wanna find a wish with no downside.

[@RaynDrop_]

*The feeling when you make a video an exact amount of time" YESS, *when u watch it, the video gets 1 second taken off* FUCK

[@gamingboi111]

for all you imitures who don't know that many creepypastas this game is based off of the 11 miles creepypasta ritual where you travel down a road that doesn't exist where there are rules such as not being allowed to: open windows use a radio or phone an example for a mile mile 9 your car will stall close your eyes and restart the car and floor it till the next mile

[@glambertgurl1117]

Well some people, like myself, intentionally avoid CreepyPasta stuff. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good scare, but I prefer to get it from a movie, TV show, or video game. No offense, but CreepyPasta is just a bit too weird for me lol. I'm more into paranormal stuff like The Conjuring and other stuff that's based on true stories.

[@PaintKyZR]

"Why are these guys driving on the random sides of the road?" As an Englishman I might ask you the same question good Sir, nyaHAR!

[@thomasjr4202]

you. couldn't make this one second longer? my ocd is killing me seeing this is 29:59

[@mariahszlachetka5445]

Mine says 29:58 if it makes you feel better.

[@danaaboulhosn5872]

Ikr ! But mine says 29:58

[@kymberleighrenta4149]

I know right!😂

[@rileypolaris6519]

Same

[@2StarsOfDeath]

you are off by a second

[@alexandramilosavljevic7459]

Grandma: Meh.. Demon: Meh... Purple Cadallac: *PUT ON THE FREDDY HEAD AND HIDE LIKE A BITCH*

[@nanothetuber865]

lol

[@symphora4454]

why do i feel like your from undertale hmmmmm either gaster

[@JunDageki]

that's the puppet from fnaf.

[@Hoodie403]

ikr

[@symphora4454]

his face though when they add the lines into dat face like left is up and right is down

[@eng.omarabdel-azizz2271]

the thing i like most about you is that you make any game - no matter how fraction it is - you make it looks cool and interesting love you *big fan*

[@Excholym]

Great video Mark! I see you have hit the milestone of 13.6m subscribers! I have just recently hit the HUGE milestone or 4 subscribers, I am so Proud!

[@faux3931]

no one gives a fuck

[@grayish2145]

SHUT UP F***IN JERK

[@Excholym]

+GamingXXX Potato I was kidding thank you xD I wish just trying to make a joke thats all

[@diamonddragonx171]

+Excholym damn they hated on you like dogs on bacon!

[@ForestKorok_]

+Excholym Don't let those dickheads ruin your day. They're just mad cause they have a channel too "but nobody came"...