MY ADHD NIGHTMARE | Papers Please - Part 1

Travelling to Canada required EVEN MORE paperwork than Paper's Please does so this should be interesting...
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[@kylanbjorkquist3095]

I like how by 16 minutes in, he's descended into the depression of a retail worker

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

"First time Markimoo?"

[@PSVitaat2am]

Hahahaha true!

[@hachimyers9719]

As a retail worker, i can agree

[@TrayTerra]

Accurate lol. Soul crushingly accurate.

[@kingofravens215]

Yeah you’re very much on point with that 😭

[@gamerguy19981]

Jack: loved the game so much he played it twice Mark: pure and utter HELL

[@Ohokk0]

@Yes Ha shut

[@cupid3890]

@Yes Ha up

[@aleembaksh1880]

@Yes Ha and leave

[@naturelife7536]

@Yes Ha forever

[@JragonL1m]

@Yes Ha you spammer

[@TheAverageArtist]

So... we gonna tell him he could just keep the map open?

[@nerdomatic2489]

GET THIS TO MARK'S ATTENTION: TRY NOT TO LAUGH #3 HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN BY KZbin EDIT: Sorry folks I realized my mistake. Just happened to look on r/Markiplier and didn't keep up with the updates. I sincerely apologize for overdramatizing this. Thank you for polite answers that explained this situation. Cheers EDIT 2: To clarify, I don't mean #3 was up again. I mean that I probably overdramatized the fact that Mark would've not been made aware of the takedown. However Mark still hasn't addressed it

[@taylorcurtis3960]

@Moon Boy ❶ go away

[@teclinsoro4523]

Nerdomatic248 he probably already knows

[@AlyxDG]

@@nerdomatic2489 Oh you’re right. Weird.

[@sheldonjplanktonn]

@@nerdomatic2489 - I wonder why that was?

[@captainchrono6448]

Fun fact, Dari is a human trafficker, so either sending him away or letting him through results on dancers being found dead, if you use the checker with the letter and his name you can detain him and have a hand in shutting down a human smuggling ring at the Pink Vice. Every entrant that hands you a Pink Vice slip also always has valid paper (suspiciously obtained or not) and stops showing up after day 7 (The day the ring is shut down or the day dancers are found dead)

[@Cherryboddu]

Atleast that woman and her sister are safe now

[@KaraKaotic]

thanks i was looking for a comment about this 😊👍🏻

[@luca-um9wi]

wow ur a nerd

[@amberdoggo1373]

dari ludum is also a play on words, as ludum dare is a game jam

[@Jaq-EmoRoux]

If I ever try to play this game... thank you! The fact I felt like I couldn't save those being trafficked made me hold off on the game but I might play it now

[@EdelynIsaac]

I love that he figured out he could scan things for discrepancies and then decided to just look at everything by eye

[@Void-fb5ts]

yeah...

[@archangel5972]

More fun that way. No game if it just automatically shows you the discrepancies yknow? When I played I preferred to do it by eye as well :)

[@orphanchopshop6537]

I played like that, look by eye, then scan the detected discrepancies for any correction

[@espy9244]

The issue is if e.g name is different you need to interrogate (check for discrepancies) in case they got it changed, so you get fingerprints as well as a copy. Also for things like misspelt places it can be hard to tell sometimes

[@Void-fb5ts]

@@archangel5972 Well, I have ADHD and I seriously can't take in all that information, I'll always forget something then lose money. The discrepancy detector just makes it a lot more fun. It's no game if you have to tediously check everything and hope your eyes aren't lying to you then get something wrong for no reason. You're just making it harder for yourself. Everyone has fun differently.

[@OFP_Mochie]

I like how he noticed Vince in an instant but Jack missed him twice

[@wrench697]

Little POTATO man

[@wanggechengru1781]

He noticed him the third time

[@BlazingRayven]

that would have been an instant DETAINED!

[@PilloTheStar]

*DETAINED*

[@spooderman6312]

potato man, potato man can cross borders like a potato can

[@AbbyLynette]

I love that Jorji is so understanding when you deny him, the cutest little potato man.

[@teddylagonico3681]

Little potato man, you will always be my favorite!!!

[@chipwhich]

@@teddylagonico3681 jacksepticeye reference

[@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl]

See, you have like fake tickets, don’t you?

[@moltengore1]

@@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl That's bad, *That's bad!* That's bad! AHHhh...

[@proxjayant]

Nice

[@Lil_Yuri]

Sean's first time playing Papers Please: methodically comparing everything for any possible discrepancies Mark: *gives a cursory look* "...uh ok, yeah, looks good, come on through!" *has a meltdown when he's penalized for the x-teenth time*

[@nicholaspeters9919]

The Duality of Man…

[@bygoditsfullofstars]

@@nicholaspeters9919 the duality of adhd LOL

[@Josue-8unny85]

​@@bygoditsfullofstarsi seen gameplay of this game thinking its going to be fun Knowing that i will have a hard time memorizing stuff because of my adhd lol

[@maddie2989]

Mark unintentionally making things harder for himself is one of the most painful yet hilarious things to watch

[@AK45W]

For someone who played it on a later level, i would die from suffering if i did it Mark's way lmao

[@bababagelbrain]

Not a masochist. He said so.

[@lamoexxc9130]

I mean, he is a masochist, aint he?

[@WickedSk8rGrl]

Its the way of the game grumps

[@notchrisrivero]

It should also just kinda be the motto of this channel

[@chloecowgill4421]

mark looks like he’s in a closet playing games secretly at 3 am

[@salmonella1486]

ikr- he's even speaking faster, LMAO

[@davidbowie2181]

Sounds like me 😂

[@yyyuri3584]

Sounds like me XD

[@l0sts0ul89]

Or a bathroom

[@quick-drawspeedpaints8378]

Just waiting for his mother to bust in all like "jEsSiCa!!!1!1!"

[@Archive_7802]

Mark: trying to force-cram study geography and history like a high school student Game: “It’s open-note...”

[@boli1212]

LOL

[@VINCENTT-]

we have Google these days unless you study in school ground-

[@18grape]

Gotta love open book exams

[@Arya-we7vf]

@@VINCENTT- Google ain't gonna do shit for exams.

[@itscris01]

@@Arya-we7vf Unless your teacher pulled all the exams from quizlet 👀

[@summerisaseasonk]

Letting the wife through because he knew he was doing okay and could take the citation was a very wholesome moment ❤️

[@hannahw7023]

Nah. Wholesome is doing poorly and taking the extra citation anyway. Taking the citation is easy to do if you aren't getting punished for it

[@pooplejar]

@@hannahw7023 you read too far into this

[@imaran1303]

@@pooplejar Lemme read further into this for you then. I say what he did was wrong, for all he knew, that woman could have been a terrorist and invented some sob story to sucker some bleeding heart into letting them through. Nah, miss me with that, come back with the paperwork and we will talk.

[@Drummr88]

@@hannahw7023 Not if you're concerned with maintaining your impeccable record, whereas the person who is already making mistakes considers it just a drop in the bucket... See? If you're going to be ridiculously pedantic and over-analyze a simple comment, then I'll do it too. And I owned you, so now what!?

[@Cherryboddu]

@@hannahw7023 then PewDiePie is pure evil in that case

[@triceptionistic]

I admire this man's commitment to using only his eyes to detect discrepancies.

[@commonhousehuman]

Wait your not supposed to?

[@commonhousehuman]

@@EternityKid But that requires me to move my finger which is more effort

[@umbra71]

Yeah in comparison to Jack, who wanted to ensure everything was in order by comparing every little thing

[@root4360]

I don't think he knows that he don't have to...

[@jamesramplin8124]

@@commonhousehuman *you're And no. You're meant to click on each thing to check that they match

[@genericname2747]

Mark really attempted to memorize all the cities, without realizing that he could have the map open. You gotta admire the dedication to games.

[@naiknaik8812]

@Yes Ha shut up

[@genericname2747]

@Alfonso The Lie Weaver He sure is a gamer

[@nathankoh7247]

@Yes Ha shut

[@Eh-cv5tt]

I used to know all the issuing cities from each country by heart from just playing the game for a while. Then I forgot.

[@genericname2747]

@@ahmedyoboiii603 He tried to memorize them tho.

[@JeweledLove]

Jack: "I love this game so much" Mark: "MY ADHD NIGHTMARE"

[@scarychy8729]

@Yes Ha cool idc

[@user-tp5qu7zu2l]

@Yes Ha omg guy, go away

[@arciantum]

Report them for spam

[@sergeantvtuber3685]

@Yes Ha omg guy, nobody fucking asked

[@Wafflez67zRo]

😂😂🤣🤣 I think Sean is gonna be mad at mark for disrespecting potato man!!!😂🤣🤣

[@Gashicalmy]

10:07 he trying to memorize all the stuff by a song is maybe my fav part of the whole series

[@Cherryboddu]

Eeya eeya oo

[@johnaustin209]

And still needed a cheat sheet....

[@tammiequisenberry8536]

He’s going to look it up on his tablet aka ( iPad )

[@leify18]

ME TOO! i think it's an adhd thing, i do it all the time. it actually really helps

[@Gia1911Logous]

Felix and Jack playing the game: Intense Screaming about Pride Mark playing this game: Depression

[@emilym3219]

Mood

[@thecoolmanstation]

Ethan playing the game: natural

[@RequiemPoete]

Mark's reaction level: Reality.

[@Mon-O-Chrome]

the walten files?

[@mehdiderrazi6880]

@@thecoolmanstation who's Ethan

[@ragequazar]

Mark: *doesn't check anything* Also Mark: WHY IS EVERYTHING GIVING ME CITATIONS

[@user-ye3gi7cj3t]

Just how my adhd ass would play this

[@reality_ghosted]

@@user-ye3gi7cj3t same

[@GeorgyKong]

Markiplier: *trying to remember all the cities in all the countries* The Manual: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@mariic2]

I can't believe Markiplier pulled an Egoraptor!

[@Suddhadeep]

If you remember, you can avoid wasting time on flipping pages.

[@Naqeebullah.sonn1]

Tell me the comet

[@MyTimelord11]

if you play the game you actually come to memorize them and its actually really important because the faster you work the more money you get to feed your family

[@GeorgyKong]

@@MyTimelord11 I usually get like 12 passports done per day (in the first few days), however that slowly trickles down with each new rule.

[@Dead25m]

"Maybe he was wearing shooooeeees!" Ah yes, the shoes that makes you sink into the ground and reduce your height!

[@jockeyfield1954]

i bought some of those shoes before. wore them to a date she said she only liked 6 ft tall guys, the shoes made me 5'7"

[@TVT.v1entetain]

@@jockeyfield1954 HA

[@chopppedliver]

Lady: i will be killed if you dont let me in Sean: *intense moral dilemma* Mark: yeah sure why not welcome to the country

[@plastovedeti]

lawful good vs chaotic good

[@GenericProtagonist7]

I mean, if your supervisor notices the discrepancy to reprimand you, wouldn't that mean that the person would be detained and deported due to faulty paperwork? I mean, sure she got through the booth, but she'd be deported and sent back to be killed regardless.

[@williamgeorge3111]

@@GenericProtagonist7 Please don't I want to feel good about that

[@thorgidogofthunder]

@@GenericProtagonist7 Judging by the newpaper after wanted criminals are admitted, apparently not.

[@bumbabees]

yeah thats the difference between mark and seán. seán overthinks it cuz he wants to do everything morally right and then mark just does most things to be good but is 100% willing to mess it up because someone made him mad lmao

[@Sunskrpt]

Markiplier has got 15+ citations. ON THE FIRST EPISODE This is going to be fun.

[@finleyfaryel850]

Indeed it will my friend.

[@apoko_O]

Oh boy

[@zrjz340]

Yes

[@zrjz340]

Can i write some fax?

[@zrjz340]

ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️

[@Crow_Smith]

Ah Mark not realizing he can use that book is probably the best and most painful part of this video

[@DHXRevenge713]

Oh god. Oh god oh no. That's. Like. The most important thing. I no longer feel like watching in fear of throwing and breaking something.

[@arronalt]

Yeah but he realized he can so we cool beans

[@DHXRevenge713]

@@arronalt please tell me it's not at the end of the video lmao

[@arronalt]

@@DHXRevenge713 nah and throughout the video he just gets much better at the game

[@piplup10203854]

When he started to try and memorize it I was like ohh no oh no! 🥲

[@weedcat1683]

I like how no one even questions the fact that there is a system that clearly watches what we do and knows if we screwed up. This machine can read all the information and tell us that the last document had expired or that the ID numbers don't match. This system can do our job and yet someone decided that it shouldn't and that we needed to be there to inspect. An ex boarder inspector from the United Federation at some point tells us that in his country boarder inspection is an automated system and Arstotzka very clearly has a system like that and can scan the documents... And yet still chooses to have an inspector anyways.

[@ponivi]

They expect a loyal arstotzka citizen to detain and deny more people due to moral bias.

[@hyhena-gaming9986]

They need to employ the people and make an economy I suppose, my best guess

[@terrizoop3739]

Just good ol’ video game logic

[@mossmeow]

This is basically just how income taxes in the United States work. Can the IRS figure out how much you need to pay in taxes? Yes. Will they tell you that number? No.

[@-THE_META]

Questioning Arstotzka policy, comrade?

[@slightlychaotic8939]

somewhere in the world Jacksepticeye is having a fit of rage after watching this

[@johndemitrisollano1729]

Yep ya got that right

[@rahmat4848]

@@johndemitrisollano1729 Got right what?

[@jonathanchisholm3319]

Yea

[@jonathanchisholm3319]

Also does Sean have ADHD Becuse it kind of seems like it.

[@okidoki7886]

@@jonathanchisholm3319 sean definitely does not have adhd

[@MoguBro]

I love how mark doesn’t use the inspect he was given to make his job easier

[@AnuragDDethe]

Yeah, its fucking annoying to watch!

[@AnuragDDethe]

@@MoguBro I like the overall video and watching Mark's reaction to a lot of the stuff,, its just those small moments where I see him not using the detector which somewhat gets to me. Though in parts 3 and 4 he seems to have corrected that. Also, very low blow about the whole thing of "If you don't like it just don't watch it". Maybe that applies to when someone says the video is shit, I was technically making constructive criticism because I like the video(I even liked it), I would just prefer if Mark checked discrepancies properly.

[@MoguBro]

@@AnuragDDethe ok cool then word your comment better sounded like you were in here hating on mark

[@AnuragDDethe]

@@MoguBro I wasn't hating on him, I love him. Imagine me being in one of those short term fits of anger Marks gets in where he starts to yell, I was kinda like that but I'm chill.

[@maskeddivisions]

bruh "it's fucking annoying" is not constructive criticism LMAO

[@menthols4625]

Marks the first KZbinr I watched play this game that decided "I NEED TO MEMORIZE EVERY CITY OF EVERY PASSPORT", instead of just coming to the obvious conclusion that he needs to keep the book open and ready to check cities of passports.

[@eeza]

to be fair, with such a small work area, i think it wouldn't be far off to think that while playing the game, the game might not allow you to have it open except before opening your booth to the people. more so when he literally just opened the booth and played right ahead without exploring what the stuff around him are for and what those do. it's actually a very Markiplier thing to do, gave me a good laugh and kinda shows he really doesn't have time to browse others' playthroughs to at least get a hand on the game lol

[@mrmolasses]

Memorizing the cities makes checking it a lot faster and easier, though. Plus more desk space for the things you haven't memorized yet :P

[@ThePoetryManiac96]

I wrote notes and had sitting around my computer :-P

[@macawweb2211]

HE NEEDS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@@eeza The game lets you keep the book open and use it while the timer is going. In fact, it even expects you to do that since you can scan the book for discrepancies in passports and the sort.

[@Walcottgirls]

"Oh you're cold? WHATVER." I'm dying from laughter rn bc of this 😭

[@risefingerboard515]

E

[@X-SPONGED]

Mark: *_*extensively studies the geography of Arstotzka and it's neighboring countries*_* The rest of the class who knows it's an open book test: 👁️•••👁️

[@DLCstealer]

Hello Dr.Pepper, are you interested to test 096 against 682?

[@grogonator5485]

@@DLCstealer 🪒🏘🪒🏡🪒🏚

[@mykrobate]

yes true

[@SeanMadeAScene]

@@DLCstealer i’m willing to test how pleasant the world would be without self advertising

[@DLCstealer]

@@SeanMadeAScene HMMMMMMMM

[@Unknown-yz6md]

If there's one thing I learnt from papers please, it's that the strippers are the most trustworthy people alive.

[@v-mouse]

true

[@theturtleofcreation5925]

Heheheheh

[@root4360]

True

[@coolfloppa4033]

Lmao true

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

Yeah they dont hide anything away from people ;)

[@TheOnlyJim]

Mark: "W H Y A R E N ' T Y O U L O O K I N G A T M E ? ! ? !" Everyone on a second tab: ***SHOOK***

[@furqanahmad8882]

OML HAHAHA I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING TO ME

[@IvanIsYda_]

I was literally writing while watching I fricking jumped

[@mcscoart]

😂😂😂

[@voidmatic]

mark freaking over having to memorize things and immediately jumping to trying to make a song to memorize it better is the most relatable adhd thing I've seen in a while lmao

[@edgelord616]

Jorji might be the most lovable buffoon in gaming. You catch him making so many mistakes, deny him so many times, and even arrest him, and he just doesn’t get mad. He gives you money from his drug deals, and even his passport. God bless you Jorji. We don’t deserve you

[@PineappleLiar]

Jorji: Hello I'm not on the most wanted list :) Most Wanted List:

[@flameball5373]

Bless that little potato man

[@Haryah11]

I'm playing the EZIC line ( just finished Ending 20) and that little man makes the game worth playing. Even though you have to play a day 5+ times to get through it without any citations.

[@aspeckinthegrandschemeofth3457]

I'm sure we all love Jorji, but please don't include him giving you his passport as a good thing. It forces a citation, which makes a 0 citation run impossible

[@bobfishtheblobfish3619]

@@aspeckinthegrandschemeofth3457 Its better than robbing another poor soul of their passport

[@patriziamohr7202]

Gotta love Mark not reading the tutorial but trying to memorise all the cities

[@Thrawn526]

Standard thing that he doesn't check or flat out ignores the tutorials.

[@elementomega613]

He did surprisingly well ngl

[@kaspas5511]

When we all thought jack was bad at the game: Mark: “hold my papers”

[@FainthedCherry]

I actually thought Jack was pretty good, but then again I never played the game before, I could only judge by watching.

[@pilarous]

Hold my papers, PLEASE*

[@anxiousearth680]

@@FainthedCherry Yeah, same. He got really nervous playing for an audience but I though he was decent.

[@diakounknown1225]

I thought jack was good.

[@zaisempai7267]

I found jack playing the game hilarious xD especially on how he says the "Papers please" in a high strung vocals LOLOL

[@I_KnowWhatYouAre]

For anyone planning on playing this game; you deal with Dani ludum by comparing the note with his passport or entry permit. This then allows you to detain him, which does not penalize you. SIMPLY DENYING IS NOT ENOUGH

[@lev7509]

To be fair, it's not obvious whether you can detain someone because of a handwritten note slipped to you by an earlier entrant. Considering the somewhat dystopian setting, the player could feel as though the best they can do is bite the citation in the hope that it somehow helps the trafficking victims. Maybe you detain but the system shrugs it off and says that a handwritten note means nothing and you get a citation anyway.

[@BfordOfficial]

Mark: "Shockinly you go" Terrorist: "Oh you have no idea what shock is."

[@hat7475]

LMAOO JAIL

[@MrConfused.]

lol

[@JayFromWalmark]

​@@hat7475thats where he should've gone

[@timothyissler3815]

As a Canadian, here's an obligatory "sorry for all the difficulties, hope you enjoyed your stay," etc.

[@ghostie2813]

As another Canadian I Apologize about the inconvenience, hope you weren't looking for snow.

[@dreameaterarts2946]

Wait so is markiplier nit moving to canada?

[@mkoll8828]

I heard sorry in my head as Sohree

[@exoticgingerale9958]

As a Canadian, I support this message

[@danjeynes8845]

always apologising huh?

[@angie3609]

Two sides of the ADHD coin: Mark's ADHD nightmare is getting distracted and forgetting about all the fine details MY ADHD nightmare is watching him miss all the fine details and getting distracted from the commentary and plot

[@bumbabees]

I always worry about forgetting details lol. when it gets too complicated I completely forget everything attempting to remember it all

[@angie3609]

@@bumbabees A truly painful existence

[@GeniTLK]

watching him forget about names and genders while trying to keep up with expirations and issuing cities was way too relatable lmao

[@sunflower8227]

i have adhd and i love this game, the only issue is when it gets too much and i can't focus on shit

[@sunflower8227]

@UCSizfBac9zSlI7Q2r2wrJ1A the thing is, not everyone is like you. Not every ADHD is like yours.

[@ImRafte]

I'll come back later don't worry...

[@PortableHB]

Jorji, you're such a good sport 😂 keep on trying!

[@ImRafte]

@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez I will. Believe me I absolutely will...

[@lostinthelookingglas]

He was always my favorite

[@robertgrays8790]

Like Springtrap, you always come back

[@TheGeneralOfNegotiations]

The legends are true.

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Nudity, no thank you” Also Mark: *Plays Huniepop 2*

[@Black_Jet5143]

You do realize that he turned on the censored feature in that game

[@mcqueendies]

@@Black_Jet5143 you do realize that a lot of the censoring in those episodes is still Lixians censoring, not the games right?

[@lizardman1853]

@@Black_Jet5143 yea lixian hid lots of the porn

[@rumbomaker]

Still waiting for episode 6

[@Black_Jet5143]

@@mcqueendies good boy lixian

[@TheKilohn]

As a canadian, hearing mark go on and on about how he could go to canada with the anthem majestically playing in the background is amazing

[@elenagerber614]

dont forget the flying flag in the background 🇨🇦

[@ephraimboateng5239]

its marvelous really

[@puncakesop2805]

as a canadien myself too that was 10/10

[@Kureiji_Kyodai]

It actually completed me

[@tessa4193]

i feel proud now that mark is in my country HELP

[@EpicFail2388]

Dani Ludhum arrives Sean: DETAIN! Mark: Sorry my dude cant come in (gets citation and dancers murdered)

[@mkzhero]

Its more important to think about gender, don't you know~?

[@lev7509]

To be fair, it's not obvious whether you *can* detain someone because of a handwritten note slipped to you by an earlier entrant. Considering the somewhat dystopian setting, the player could feel as though the best they can do is bite the citation in the hope that it somehow helps the trafficking victims. Maybe you detain but the system shrugs it off and says that a handwritten note means nothing and you get a citation anyway.

[@underplayer7353]

As someone with ADHD, I can understand why perfection on a bunch of papers is a literal nightmare

[@PSVitaat2am]

I understand how you feel.

[@Whowndrs]

same here man

[@laurabid]

yea i was cringing at the first 3 steps let alone the other 9

[@dogethedoge25]

same

[@MarionBaggins]

Same here!!!

[@thetardyowlvg9155]

Mark: I'm a married man Me: was very confused until I remembered there's an in-game wife

[@eddyfedirchuk8061]

Then what is Amy?

[@dappboestan8697]

@@eddyfedirchuk8061 a mysterious entity

[@eddyfedirchuk8061]

@@dappboestan8697 ah ok

[@DecafInvidia]

@@eddyfedirchuk8061 SCP 11325

[@SSNOWW-hb8dl]

@@DecafInvidia unus anus

[@geminidcollective9221]

markiplier complaining about the process of getting anything from the immigration office is one of his steps forward to almost becoming a Canadian

[@kayhaven4710]

Is he moving to Canada???

[@allmakotosarebestmakotos4261]

@@kayhaven4710 There are other comments saying that he's only staying here to film a show. Unless he really likes it here, I doubt he'll live here

[@kayhaven4710]

@@allmakotosarebestmakotos4261 ohhhhhh ok! I don’t follow him on any social media, so I missed any announcements he may have made.

[@happypotatosalad7190]

@@kayhaven4710 ye hes going there to film the live action Edge of Sleep

[@malani_jade]

@@happypotatosalad7190 WAIT THERES GONNA BE A LIVE ACTION????? HELL YEAH

[@petalpielily6740]

Imagine what's gonna happen when they MAKE him point out the discrepancy and give reason for denial.

[@christopherjohnson3155]

After so many years of watching Jack play this game and hoping Mark would play this game my wish has finally come true

[@SasukeUchiha723]

pewds also played this

[@UrgentCabbage99]

Same ~u~

[@camerong.5989]

all i can do is cringe

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

Wait... Mark didn't play it before?

[@christopherjohnson3155]

@@reptiliannoizezz.413 nope he only played a bootleg version of this. He mentions this at the beginning

[@marmooz]

i laughed so hard when mark thought he had to memorise the countries and issuing cities and then pulled up a cheat sheet- who’s gonna tell him

[@jorjicostava6520]

Слава Арстотцке

[@s.p.7313]

It's potato man!!!! 🥔

[@TehHolySpudBoi]

@@jorjicostava6520 I'm a big fan :D

[@Titi-xq4ih]

So this is the hotel he meant, poor guy was sitting for 15 minutes while the guy was jorkin it in the back

[@lesleybaas1885]

Markiplier: "alright, you know what this is? It's an Ipad" Unus annus Mark: "no I don't know what that is. Back when I was younger, I couldn't afford such thing, I looked everything up on a rock"

[@eyebyebena6120]

Memento Mori

[@pumuzia]

@@eyebyebena6120 Momento Mori my buddy

[@h1_k1ttyxx]

@@pumuzia Momento Mori ^n^

[@RelatvityUnset]

Memento Mori

[@ToastItalian]

Męmëntø Mõrï ☠️

[@karrywilliams8078]

Mark singing a song about all the cities is me trying to study before a chemistry quiz

[@rita-want-sex152]

From a

[@milandjuric1257]

God these bots.

@@milandjuric1257 mark as spam.

[@StariingDown]

Summoning a demon?

[@Velossitee]

Some reason i assumed you'd be studying capitals for geography

[@kirakpop9715]

Who’s gonna tell him he can keep the book open-

[@EternalHowlYT-JinxYT]

I’ll tell him MARK!!! YOU CAN KEEP THE BOOK OPEN!!! Ok done 😂lol

[@rssfarmpush9578]

no one tell him 🤫

[@colesgoodner1355]

I'm just sorry for him cause this is only part one...

[@pricedisland]

I'll tell him

[@madarauchiha-lt3mz]

Stolen comment

[@marek9741]

Halfway through the video you can see it click in Mark's head, what he has to do. Literally me when I played this game, memorizing all the cities and talking through all the checks for each person

[@doorsca]

mark: “hello everybody my name is markiplier” my serotonin levels: 📈📈📈

[@yyyuri3584]

Same lol

[@colastrawstastesgood6714]

Ah yes I agree

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

My estrogen levels are also rising.

[@CrungusCrungo]

Ah yes

[@justarandomname1277]

Ya lmao also mha noice 👌👌👌

[@Shadowdancer00]

My man really just tried to memorize a fake map because his brain wasn't wrinkled enough to realize he could just keep the rule book with the map open

[@tiborklein5349]

smort

[@nicktate7839]

As someone diagnosed with ADHD, I can agree that Papers Please is MERCILESS

[@custommediacreations]

Agreed, I know how you feel.

[@nevan.3034]

ADD and ADHD child here: Fuck this game

[@NoriMori1992]

Agreed. I gave up on it without getting very far because I could never clear people fast enough to make enough money. I just wasn't having fun.

[@justsomemayanmanwithintern2990]

Never played it, still haven’t watched it, but I’m scared.

[@galaxyninja6784]

Right there with ya

[@mcwillmom]

When Dan ludum comes up to you in line you have the option to give him the note the lady gave you and from there you can detain him

[@gavinmerkac1199]

I love how mark can play a game series 4 years after everyone else played it and nobody cares.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

Who would care about a game 4 years old, big deal, that's really not old

[@yeehawcowpoke1]

Nobody cares because it's not a big deal.

[@Robopanda881]

I remember watching the yogscast play this like 8 years ago

[@Minohorse]

I actually really wanted him to play this game.

[@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275]

@Yes Ha go give a bird a hug.... one thats flying over the grand canyon

[@KellRunnrTTV]

Watching Jack play and him actually reading things and taking time to learn the game, and then Mark who is rushing through everything.

[@stuartdubbs9605]

Theres a lot of series hes done I cant consistently watch till after like the 5th episode or else it's just incoherent and sometimes frustrating to see him struggle 🤣

[@KellRunnrTTV]

@@stuartdubbs9605 I love Mark and Jack, but god are they both idiots 😂

[@stuartdubbs9605]

@@KellRunnrTTV to an extent for sure, but idk if either of them blatantly misses information like TheRadBrad 🤣

[@vacouosbook9914]

@@stuartdubbs9605 damnnnn the call out im dead. but facts tho

[@Echo81Rumple83]

They both have ADHD, but Jack really cares and want to succeed. Plus, the only way you can succeed is to fail several times at it before you "get gud" at it (harsh lesson I've learned doing DLC veteran dungeons on hard mode in Elder Scrolls Online).

[@TheVillager69]

Markiplier really just said "Fuck it" and did Papers, Please irl. God damn legend.

[@bereichsleiter7478]

Indeed

[@prospectorgrenadelauncher4483]

Goddamn hero

[@yyyuri3584]

Indeed he did.

[@Iwoominati]

Hey can I get some bread? I'll give you 2 emeralds

[@anonymous_192]

lol

[@beefiestsurprise269]

Man, hearing mark talk about all the covid related stuff is really a blast from the past. It's 2024 now, and all that jazz almost feels 100 year's ago

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

Ikrrr? It seems so far away but also like it happened yesterday, if that makes any sense

[@sloanlopez3532]

I love how mark cries about how is he supposed to know these things and then doesn’t use the actual tool that helps him realize when there’s discrepancies

[@PinkCatFedora69]

Mark: Doesn't know you can keep the rulebook up to check issuing cities. Also Mark: Pulls out the rulebook to interrogate someone.

[@devilish7479]

Mark as border security: I need to establish who’s cheating the system and who’s not. What better way to do it than cheat myself.

[@HoneyBee-lv7hz]

one of my favorite series from mark, this, fnaf, and a few others are like my comfort series and i don’t even know why

[@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688]

I find it to be like this for me too! I think that it’s maybe cause they’re retro games so (at least to me) they bring comfort and nostalgia, plus, mark is mark c’mon-

[@queasyjuice1234]

7:24 Markiplier: "No I can't do that, I'm a married man" thinks of life choices

[@daft_mervy]

wait... he's married? i thought him and amy were still dating (o.o) was it a joke?

[@anthonysmall8438]

@@daft_mervy in the game youj have a wife and children

[@daft_mervy]

@@anthonysmall8438 OHH yes that makes sense! don't mind me with small brain haha

[@pamgonsalez2851]

sux he's in hospital after vaccine

[@manofsolutions4305]

@@pamgonsalez2851 Stop spreading lies.

[@spikepillow3301]

This man has gotten more citations in this single episode than I did throughout the entire game and yet he's still doing better than I did in terms of money

[@strawberrypencl]

Kill family, make money, simple!

[@Lemon-ek5cs]

@@strawberrypencland.... get arrested,

[@rhiannonvaughn5908]

When Mark studies harder for a game than you do for your finals 🐸☕

[@ryleemacdonald863]

His rhyme for the countries killed me. I need to do that for my Bio EOC this coming Thursday XD

[@kamurai1233]

I. Got finals this week

[@Cam37rjdjd]

@@kamurai1233 good luck

[@justinchannel128]

But he cries the same way I try to study for them

[@ryleemacdonald863]

@@kamurai1233 same XD

[@henriquecabral4070]

mark suffering trough a fictional geography study session when doesn't even really need too is great

[@alantynes4055]

From watching Jacksepticeye’s play through of this, you’re in for one hell of a ride pal.

[@danieljensen6154]

@Equinox I think it’s one of my most memorable jack series lmao

[@paleoartist6289]

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!

[@sebastianthegoat4265]

DETAINED and little potato man were my favorite

[@jayistootired]

BUM BUM BUM BUM GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@JadedOne420]

I could listen to Markiplier rant the phone book. ...his voice is so soothing when he's not *screaming like a banshee*

[@sillybitchproductions2825]

_and even sometimes when he is_

[@jbrem]

Listen to the edge of sleep, its narrated by Mark and he isn't screaming like a banshee the whole time- also, it's more entertaining than a phone book

[@jbrem]

@ it's great stuff :)

[@rita-want-sex152]

From the

[@AngelWingsYT]

even when he is i been falling asleep to his happy wheels videos XD

[@BlueSpartan107]

Would be cool to see animators do a short of Mark and Jack working at the border and how clear it is between the two of them who's more capable at the job. That'd be funny.

[@The_Bin_Chicken]

@Angel Grace Marie Calimoso I third this

[@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275]

@@The_Bin_Chicken i quadruple support this idea

[@raydeshadowlegends6276]

@@The_Bin_Chicken I fourth this

[@raydeshadowlegends6276]

@@The_Bin_Chicken I fourth this

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

I contribute to my fifth approval

[@SmuckCargle]

i realize that the story of mark explaining what he had to do to come to canada is something i will never have to experience because im already here

[@chaosbug7]

Oh boy! Markiplier's gonna be in for a bad time if he doesn't keep the rulebook out to check for discrepancies

[@LeeAndersonMusic]

He'll be forced to soon enough

[@totallynotaferret]

megalovania funny man?

[@venanciocarrera5680]

Yep megalovania funny man here

[@raygonzalez423]

He is gonna have a fun old time skipping over instructions this time isn't he

[@Eh-cv5tt]

Why? Checking for discrepancies is useless, as soon as you see a mistake, just deny. You only need it when the reason stamp comes into play.

[@JusttJacob]

Mark: "You’re telling me I have to check the height?!" Me: "And it’s only the beginning Mark. You’re in for a real treat 😂😂

[@williamcrinigan5015]

@Yes Ha Cute bot

[@randomancrossoverfan]

Most people miss the one with the "HELP ME" paper, but denying that guy isn't actually the correct solution. You can straight up detain him if you use the discrepancy tool to compare his name to the paper that woman gave you, because 'suspected criminal activity' is a valid reason to throw someone into jail.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

Very important and good information

[@Ma-zj8lz]

you can also give him the note to detain him,

[@stephfiorentino535]

Omg thank you! I’ve always wondered how to stop him

[@masoneveridge4078]

@@stephfiorentino535 yeah as a expert I can confirm that is how you stop him

[@efulmer8675]

I was wondering if that note could be used to interrogate him. Glad to see there is a comment addressing that.

[@Shadethewolfy]

fun fact: If you ever get a person that gives you that prostitute ticket thing, they're already vetted and good to go. You don't need to check any of their stuff. It's a massive time saver later on when they start adding more paperwork. Unless an update changed that.

[@entropy7705]

Pewdiepie playing paper's please: Extreme examination, almost perfect accuracy Markiplier playing paper's please: Meh, looks good to me, *approves*

[@racerx4760]

If mark worked as Border Patrol Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. And today we're gonna play a game called: Do I get to allow or deny you passage onward! *everyone in the car both visibly scared and confused Driver: Um, here are my papers, sir. *hands paperwork to Mark* Mark: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Wife whispering to the husband: What in the absolute fuck? Did he really say our lives are a game? Husband replying to wife: I- yes? I'm just as scared as you are! Mark: Uh-oh! Someone forgot to update their passport!! You know what that means!!! *Mark puts his hand on his gun* Husband: Uh, no Officer. I don't. Mark with a disturbing smile and a calm soothing voice: I'm gonna kill ya, and then ship your bodies back to where you came from!!! Child in the middle seat: *shits himself: *Everyone in the car visibly fearing for their lives* Mark: Just messin. You're good to go. *Hands father back paperwork* Y'all have a nice day now! Husband:....... Uh, you too *speeds off* Wife: I think the baby shat himself Husband: He's not the only one

[@deepaparakkal4241]

Reasons I love Mark the most #1

[@Malkezar86]

Jacksepriceye playing: Screams "DETAINED!" and dabs at them

[@sunsdemise]

@@racerx4760 you have quite the imagination...

[@nice-ub8iz]

@@racerx4760 I ain't read all that

[@Joeynator3000]

I like how in Jacksepticeye's playthrough, he was decent... Markiplier's is going to be all chaos. xD

[@TheIncredibleHulk96]

Yooo I remember when Jack played this he went all in and did his best to get everythin’ correct, but Mark is all, “Eh, I guess you look alright.” AND BLAM! Citation.

[@abigailgillis]

Chaos in the best way, jack had chaos but it was confusion chaos

[@rahmat4848]

@GoTi4No cAous

[@rahmat4848]

@@TheIncredibleHulk96 cAous

[@rahmat4848]

@@abigailgillis cAous

[@LordDaret]

Mark: *skips through crucial explanation of what the discrepancy detector can use* Mark later on: “HOW DO YOU KNOW THE ISSUING CITY?!?!?”

[@jamesketchum5047]

yea i stopped watching after a while of him just not paying attention as usual. too frustrating, i love Mark but man....

[@Eh-cv5tt]

The discrepancy detector has smoothing to do with the issuing city.

[@S0LZYN.M00N_CH1LD]

Mark getting mad abt invalid gender and saying “YOU DONT KNOW THAT” was the best part of my day

[@the8382]

cringe

[@lovebirdwillingten]

@@the8382 says the one replying ‘cringe’ over 40 times under the same video :)

[@the8382]

@@lovebirdwillingten obnoxious

[@parpar.ahk.00]

@@the8382 ok transphobe

[@shocktnc]

​@@parpar.ahk.00If you want your beliefs to be tolerated you have to tolerate others beliefs. You don't get to decide what I think and feel.

[@storksdeliver3166]

I'm surprised he gets as loud as he does, without worrying about his neighbors

[@h3lblad3]

He owns his own house, right?

[@alisonindvik6391]

@Yes Ha no

[@AshlynOne]

@@h3lblad3 The video literally starts with him talking about being in quarantine in Canada.

[@shikarifox4337]

Imagine if it were Sean in a hotel room playing Papers, Please (again) (Not saying again in a bad way)

[@shikarifox4337]

@@alisonindvik6391 They edited their comment, the bots are getting smarter...

[@Geobeetle]

Markiplier: too soft hearted to interrogate and detain people. Also you can interrogate davi ludem with the note and arrest him. If you just deny him he calls in and tells his goons to kill the girls.

[@lowqualitygeorgebush]

this game is more detailed than i thought :0

[@ChrisMMaster0]

@@lowqualitygeorgebush Is very realistic

[@crazyhercules9442]

Brutal....😬😔 I love it though, it feels very realistic😂

[@Geobeetle]

Once you start to memorize everything you can just scan the papers and you’ll almost always catch the discrepancies. Ive beaten the game over 8 times and got all achievements

[@crazyhercules9442]

@@Geobeetle gee. Way to rub it in jackass😂🙄

[@allmusicplays]

When mark was screaming about "I aint f***ing around" i thought he was gonna pull up a piece of paper and pen to write stuff down :0

[@574guy]

That's what I did. I just printed some of the info onto physical paper so I could look at it without closing something else

[@roxbird20]

"I ain't f***ing around" Proceeds to f**k around.

[@Domeda_Official]

Mark pulling up a cheat sheet even though the game gives you a cheat sheet

[@nevan.3034]

Mark: *using the Internet to “cheat” the system* The game: *it’s open note...*

[@wjzav1971]

I just wrote that shit down on a sheet to lie beside my computer. I even made drawings of the symbols and logos for later in the game when you need to check them too.

[@SeriousBusinessman.]

That just sounds harder than actually checking the in-game map tbh

[@anonymouswind1]

@@wjzav1971 I did the same cause I couldn't handle all the clutter on the desk in game lol Not every symbol and logo but most of them

[@useryeeted4336]

Literally every other KZbinr: Takes as much careful amount of time as possible to ensure Glory to Arstotzka. Mark: *Continues to Speedrun Citations*

[@millieisnothere6668]

*"I DONT EVEN NEED TO CHECK"*

[@vap0rw1se]

Paper at the beginning of the game: *READ ALL PAGES* Mark: reads the first page only on each day

[@miarobledo9489]

Hey did anyone hear a Whistle 18:37

[@Wagadifada]

@Yes Ha lol shut up

[@MrRobo-hi1cw]

@Yes HA who asked

[@MrRobo-hi1cw]

you did that wrong lol

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

@Yes Ha My guy, that's not even how that works, affiliated channels can be viewed in a section of the account SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT XD

[@gabbym8008]

Mark is the reason why the quote "work smarter not harder" exists

[@gamingunicorn6475]

You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!

[@usenagen894]

Pffffffffffffffffffffffff

[@draconis17]

Papers Please: a slow and methodical game where you analyze every piece of information Mark: *spends about 5 seconds on each passport*

[@captainphillips4995]

Too slow no money

[@jw5386]

@@captainphillips4995 eloquently put

[@Anita_sensei]

You need only four words to live by: fuck bitches, get money

[@demonprincess9680]

Insert scene where he gets 4 citations

[@aMarvelousLute]

day one is nothing but checking the country

[@michaelchristidis8658]

This is such a stark contrast to Jack's run...Mark just looks at the papers and goes "Hey I trust you man"

[@lexapro.4140]

I like how mark is offended by “it was a mistake to open this checkpoint” and not “go to hell”

[@coleclawson254]

@Moon Boy ❶ no

[@izuku..midoriya921]

300th like lol haha numbers go burr

[@monsoonchi]

Mark reciting the cities just like how med students would chant before their finals

[@bethnelson8497]

Honestly though

[@kirayoshikage3271]

Nice hands

[@Manthab]

Me tho

[@ravenval5046]

or pilot trainees learning acedemics

[@Snomadu]

I love that the Canadian anthem was just slowly getting louder and louder while he was explaining everything

[@CrazySpongebob]

And as a Canadian that’s exactly what happens. When you explain things about Canada the anthem starts to play and get louder and louder the further you are in your explanation. And if you’re a Canadian too, you’ll understand

[@xmantnt555]

Thats exactly what happens here every morning if you don't wake up

[@rahmat4848]

@@CrazySpongebob wish wosh

[@rahmat4848]

@@xmantnt555 heng ye

[@CrazySpongebob]

@@rahmat4848 what?

[@AnotherLocalRed_Fox_Therian]

Markiplier having a mental breakdown because he has absorbed to much information into his brain 10:37 .

[@Prismate]

Mark is probably the only person to play this game and not make an overexaggerated stereotypical eastern European accent.

[@extinctsss]

Thats what was missing from his gameplay!!

[@kgkomrin]

@@extinctsss which is a good thing

[@stevendemayo3631]

@@kgkomrin *bad

[@kgkomrin]

@@stevendemayo3631 for you westerners probably

[@iz_u_ru]

@@kgkomrin as an Eastern European myself, uh *bad* thing

[@Offensive_Username]

"Nudity? No thank you" Be honest, that's: "I'd like to, but KZbin won't let me."

[@PSVitaat2am]

So true so true.

[@ualtnecnivkram]

Maybe try yoga?

[@steamyfool3631]

To be fair, this game's nudity is purely there for the sake of realism. It's not exactly... flattering.

[@schyzofrene1708]

Trust me it's not as exciting as you may expect

[@Zwellop]

Its far from explicit though, pewds left it on in his vids

[@yeehawpardnerjimbo2711]

Jack: Oh hello little potato man! You don’t have a pass port, come back soon! Mark: YOU ARE MAKING MY FAMILY STARVE BY WASTING MY TIME

[@PSVitaat2am]

Mmmm potatos!

[@TrayTerra]

Could say there’s a...starch, difference. I’ll take my papers and see my way out now.

[@ProfOtaku39]

Mark so wholesome to those couple. Im literally shakin and cryin rn