Amanda the Adventurer

Grab some popcorn and turn out the lights! It's Amanda time!

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

Mark trying to solve all the puzzles in the room without watching any of the tapes gives *a dad trying to build something **_without looking at the instructions_*

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man" ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

Forget trying to build something without instructions, this is a dad trying to get through the parking lot/find a camping spot while adamantly denying to ask the multiple personnel that they've passed on the way to getting lost.

[@its.k4yyy]

@@philosophy_bot4171ty philosophy bot🤪

[@ColdCoals]

Papiplier

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

gives a dad trying to build something without looking at the instructions

[@ficteon]

I was wondering why it took 2.5 hours for him to complete this game.. then he started trying putting a banana in the oven for 10 minutes.

[@gonzaxdbruh8622]

Truly a "markiplier only" situation

[@giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489]

hahah good one!! and yeah he is like him... can't help him 11:52 how is this?!!?? is this 1?!??!?!? XD is this real?!! XD

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law" ~ Immanuel Kant

[@_vannah_uwu3433]

​@@philosophy_bot4171Thanks buddy :)

[@k1llmong3r58]

@@giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 either you type like a 5 year old or english isnt your first language i respect it

[@KovarrBlue]

I love how many streamers thought the mint chocolate chip ice cream was important because it's mentioned twice - yet no one seems to notice Amanda was talking about it BECAUSE it was the little girl's favourite and/or she hears the father mention it. That Amanda was aware of what was going on outside the TV.

[@zbcrazy]

That was my first thought, I was like “oh geez she heard what the dad said” 😂

[@Jaxnay219]

She was literally eating the ice cream on the tv like she somehow went and got it! Really creepy!

[@GippyHappy]

I thought it meant it was only the little girls favorite because Amanda liked it

[@Dokutah_Kow]

@@zbcrazy same

[@imjorkingmypeanits]

Same. I thought it was pretty obvious.

[@sonicbackrooms897]

Markiplier trying to end a livestream is like being at a friends house as a kid and your parents come to pick you up but then you get like thirty minutes extra of play time from your parents talking

[@cheesymoons98]

No better way to explain it fr

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

or going to your aunt & uncle’s for christmas “don’t worry we’ll leave soon” at 4pm then turns out you don’t leave until after dark

[@Kralisedra]

I love how every Markiplier stream starts with his wild indignation and unwarranted agression to chat.

[@welshlout3400]

Oh, but it's completely warranted and they know it

[@jamitybamity]

​@@welshlout3400 can't really say you're wrong

[@amogusgaming.6681]

Look at the monitor screen at 8:31

[@PopyRoblox1202]

ESCAPE EVIL GRANDMA

[@Zackary938]

completely reasonable if you see how chat is

[@MegaSonicWarhead]

I love how Markiplier continues to scream “I AM A RULE FOLLOWER!” Even though in literally all horror games he goes the opposite direction that is instructed.

[@RavenHound]

Yup

[@massgunner4152]

Man is such an anarchist he actually goes agaisnt admiting to being one, respect

[@jhealynn]

Don’t forget the 10 minute introduction lol

[@EveInTheMachine]

@@massgunner4152 Now that's a commitment to anarchy. xD

[@toomucheverythingatonce4859]

it's basically a rule that you have to become chaos in horror games to scare off the big bads.

[@jadine69]

"aww wooly, it's your birthday!" Probably the most wholesome moment you could ever get in a horror game

[@Anime_theatre_lover]

Agreed. Wooly finally got some respect

[@MonAAmour]

@@Anime_theatre_loverplot twist the present inside is mutton from the meat shop

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

horror has stuff like that all the time

[@CJxLuvly]

That and when she makes the animal sounds lol especially the chicken lol so adorable

[@abitofjoyandsorrow]

Meanwhile Bite Victim in FNaF 4: aww its my birthday 💀

[@seeskittyplay3620]

I love the little glances over to chat to see if he's annoying everyone appropriately

[@lynnex7551]

Amanda: “I just want to get my friend a treat” Mark: “It’s hard to beat meat”

[@Anime_theatre_lover]

That part killed me 💀

[@SuperSonic04395]

💖💖💖

[@suemccashland]

god that phrasing just immediately cracked me up

[@erinjordon829]

I started coughing when he said that

[@I_Am_Very_Scary]

@@sevensimons2873 I can't believe it went over *HIS* head when he said that

[@lukethefluke7]

I like how mark struggles to drown the robot, but has no mercy beheading that doll.

[@clqudy4750]

to be fair though the doll doesn't plead with him like blabbot does

[@Matthewwithers33]

Blabbot is also less mannequin like than a doll

[@pde8444]

Idk if he struggled I kinda thought he liked hearing it pleading… I woulda put the water bucket down if I heard poor robot plead :(

[@autisticcat6]

THE DOLL WASNT PICKING UP THE FLOWER, SHE DESERVED THAT

[@kindredkate8940]

@@clqudy4750 Was about to comment almost the extract same (“To be fair, blabbot was begging for its life”) lol

[@minnesotsaint]

I think it's funny that Mark is a chronic milk drinker but constantly breaks his bones

[@kythwilde4654]

Milk drinker from Skyrim?

[@likeabossgaming4381]

"Oh You silly cow... you have all the milk, don't you?"

[@massgunner4152]

The calcium is not for making the bones stronger, but to mend his fragmented skeletal structure.

[@BionicalSoul]

I know I'm going to be crucified for being that guy but I feel like I have to point out that the nose is made of cartilage, not bone. Not too sure if calcium still helps tho Edit: turns out I was wrong and though it's mostly cartilage, there is a small piece of bone that can break which is closer to your face, so I hereby plead oopsie daisy

[@kevinmorrice]

@@BionicalSoul to right mate, not even a bone

[@yourpseudoboyfie]

When Mark started threatening chat that he was going to do a four hour analysis of the menu, I was so scared because I wouldn't actually put it past him to do so

[@bad-people6510]

I have noticed an insistent propensity for wasting my time. Just came from the Sucker for Love 2 video where he spends a full fifth of the run time ignoring the big yellow objective on the top of the screen just wandering around doing nothing.

[@Xavier-pq7vo]

In situations like this, it's really hard to tell when Mark is stupid on purpose, and when he isn't

[@ashleyr6809]

Please. Watching Mark play this is painful.

[@aceisaperson]

Fr

[@lanaeee9155]

I thought I was the only one , I got unreasonably upset at him 😅

[@bagumy_ponywolfuwu9717]

I would say he's an dectective :v

[@BigGaySylv]

he played an earlier version of this game before, he is absolutely playing a character this entire stream

[@troubletrumble]

There's nothing more 'Markiplier' than ending his stream whilst trashing on a camera company about how crazy the prices are 😂

[@shoebill4902]

Market plier

[@jeremiahtablet]

@@shoebill4902 Economy curve

[@Char-a]

He's markiplier, that's why we love him

[@shoebill4902]

@@joeman3614 nice bot

[@joeman3614]

Shoeball what are you talking about 😒

[@a.p.444]

It's really easy to forget how good of a gamer Markiplier is until he finds a good chunk of the lore building Easter eggs and won the game in a single stream while goofing around.

[@namantalwar6358]

I mean it helps to have fifty thousand people screaming the next step at you

[@potato4687]

​​​​@@namantalwar6358 tbf mark was pretty much ignoring chat the whole play through, except for the one time he asked for help 2 hours in; but then he already solved it before

[@dimitrifake53]

To be honest. The game is not that hard. It's very short.

[@wingedfish1175]

He wasted 5 minutes yelling about a knife 20 minutes to get into the game and paused about 5 billion times for no reason

[@Fluxuriouss]

he also sat there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out the easiest puzzle in the game (the 24/7, candy, then meat)

[@Gothicfox18]

1:11:12 I love how Mark looks dumbfounded when Rebecca signed the paper then goes on with “I don’t think a child can sign a contract” it’s just amazing

[@jarl_stigandr6821]

Mark sounding like a father done with his childrens shit in the beggining is pure comedy

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

All the iron lung questions are amazing

[@SuperSonic04395]

❤

[@Kfo221]

Spelling is hard

[@aquamarie3117]

He goes from energetic younger brother energy to not-mad-just-disappointed dad and right back again in a matter of seconds

[@mrsf9790]

he sounds very tired

[@krolika3703]

I have rewatched the coloring segment and can confirm that Mark, indeed, did NOT do that combination.

[@keegansheppard1416]

Thanks man, because I wasn’t going to watch all that again

[@RPC_monster]

Thank you for pointing that out Was wondering the same thing

[@alfaarts8524]

It was funny he just kept doing the same few Hes going mad

[@flyguy8814]

I was going nuts watching it because I figured out the combination and watched him absolutely fail to brute force it while insisting he was, in fact, doing every combination

[@darthmilo1833]

I was so pissed during that segment, THE ONLY COMBINATION

[@lilvince9647]

Markiplier: I have an unfathomable amount of money Also markiplier: I'd have to sell both kidneys to buy that camera

[@dazley8021]

I doubt mark has an "unfathomable amount of money". Worth =/= What you got on your account. The "brand" Markiplier maybe worth alot, but thats speculative values.

[@buckyxcharms]

@@dazley8021 you should go see the clip of him talking with anthony padilla about it. he says "i have", not "i am worth" but it's legit a good clip just to see that he's also Bonkers Confused by it like the rest of us.

[@giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489]

@@dazley8021 yeah but he has millions of subscribers, + tons of likes, all of that puts him in high position in YT and even if YT gets a percentage of the winnings, he is still earning a lot, + the guys that have the money to be part of the patreon, they sent messages or emojis or whatever in live chats with hundreds of $US, all of that has to be a lot of money, of course he has not that money because he spent it on paying his colabs, on his girlfriend, on things like the gamer he bought, displays, mic, VR glasses, etc. Etc. + the gym thing I saw once in one video, + food, + taxes, etc. Of course he earns a lot, but also has to waste money, if he stops buying some things maybe he can save, I save money by no eating some times during the day, only lunch or only dinner... You have to find a way.... I would like to earn what he earns 😅🤣 but when I try my YT I realized I need a bunch of time to edit videos, money to buy external HDDs (SSDs are more expensive) to save my files (I cannot afford a cloud service as you pay per month an amount, and IDK what happens with your data if you stop paying), a really good computer to avoid crashes of camtasia or things like that, so I gave up, + the University consumes lots of time if you study Engineering 😅

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

@@buckyxcharms he's earned it though

[@buckyxcharms]

@@MickeyMouse-lm6zj i'm not saying he hasn't lol. i think he has due to the work he's put in. i was just using his words to describe his status, because deserved or not, the amount is still Bonkers Confusing lol

[@brazilianambassadordale8223]

Mark throwing a banana at an invisible wall for five minutes is PEAK content lmfao. Man's adhd goes hard

[@PokeMageTech]

Him instantly forgetting the question is not. It’s worrying.

[@TrashPanda12]

​@pokemagetech eh, he'll be fine. I instantly forget things all the time and no one has died, yet 😅😅😅

[@TheHuskyK9]

Mark literally picking all of the possible wrong combinations except of the right one in the color book is such a Mark thing to do. Never change

[@MoonDancerArt]

I thought it was "we went" "where?" "You took me"

[@Wynorrific]

It was so painful

[@whatevero3701]

​@@MoonDancerArtit is?

[@beckfenn5559]

@@whatevero3701 It was ‘where?’ ‘We tried to’ and ‘we went’ ‘Where?’ did we go. 24/7 ‘We tried to’ go to the candy store ‘We went’ to the meat store The ‘you took me’ was just her accusing you (the player) of being at fault for being forced to go to the meat store.

[@whatevero3701]

@@beckfenn5559 where we went. Where we tried to "go". Where you took me. By taking this literally you went to 24/7 you tried to go to candy store. But you took her to the meat store. I then said "it is?" As you typed out said sequence exactly. Your phrase can be understood as. (Where) "we went" (Where) as in where we tried to and (Where) you took me. I wasn't confused on the exact wording but rather you saying by context that the correct phrases were wrong.

[@ditzydoo04]

Amanda: *asks a question* Mark: *dicks around* Also Mark: What was the question?

[@Indictioned]

Markiplier's transition from maniacal laughter to straight-up confusion after inputting the time into that old digital alarm was absolutely priceless.

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

timestamp please I lost it and want to rewatch it 😂

[@lkntgkltrndfl]

@@Sp00ksOdyssey 42:48

[@Pillxow]

@@lkntgkltrndfl thanks legend

[@YeaNo.]

"I think i shouldve helped the lonely kitten" had me CRYINGGG

[@livdanielajimenezdelgado5465]

mark yelling at us for not knowing anything about wether iron lung is a feature film or a short film is hilarious

[@DynoSkrimisher]

The game was short, but with Mark and the game dev with all of the lore at their minds, the movie might answer some questions but then ask more

[@blakebraswell9095]

Well, there is a trailer, and like ten other videos where he explains it, so I can understand his exasperation.

[@St3ely]

Wait but will it be in theaters or no

[@kippsryan1]

​@@St3ely Yes. Possibly a limited release but it will be shown theatrically.

[@ironpuppet8790]

Pretty sure it's shits and giggles till mark shat with no giggle back

[@madimood]

why is Amanda being confused more terrifying than her actually being aggressive??

[@michaelachapman2192]

because then its more obvious she's not in full control of her own mind and the demon is slowly destroying her :D

[@madimood]

@@michaelachapman2192 fr though

[@suiginmigasuto3356]

Confusion leads to more unpredictability.

[@wolfie1703]

Idk but for me it reminded me of dementia patients and it made me sad

[@squirrelbugg99]

Fellow Biscuit and Joy enjoyer

[@OfficialAiry.]

The way the stream ended was honestly hilarious, it’s literally just mark dying

[@anni6572]

For me it was just him coughing on loop for like 5 minutes

[@MystralThunder]

I thought he genuinely was being attacked lol

[@brothercuber3288]

Lol it was funny

[@froggwater]

may he rest in peace lmao

[@engagingweirdo]

I thought he was having a heart attack

[@kashmello]

20 minutes in and Mark is already disputing Amanda’s definition of the word pantry. Promising.

[@forever_mattdog9778]

Markiplier: "BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!" Also Markiplier: "I'm putting a banana in, I don't care what you say"

[@soleil6774]

time stamp?

[@shadowfox1273]

​​@@soleil677427:51 For the banana part

[@andrei2362]

While also forgetting to turn the damn oven on

[@emilymay5869]

"What's that smell?" "Well, it might be your attitude". That KILLED ME

[@ttstrawberry6990]

Omg sammeeee

[@hunterdickerson8318]

MARK: there can only be so many combinations Also mark: colors in the same 2 combinations 8 times

[@MaddiePeltzer]

Mark trying every coloring book combo EXCEPT the correct one killed my soul

[@TimeBucks]

He always has something interesting to talk about!

[@tdcu776]

Good

[@evamarkoneszilvasy9997]

Hát ez!

[@imranhasan295]

Thumbs up

[@gunjankumar650]

Good

[@Phunfunny931]

Good

[@XDrZaneX]

Mark saying he got his ADD meds and then proceeding to forget questions because it won't repeat is such a mood

[@Danimalsfan]

Adhd

[@theresacherco3503]

Good for you mark I’m so happy that you got your ADHD medication filled

[@QuietBorb]

@@theresacherco3503 adhd

[@DryRoastedLemon]

@@QuietBorb ​ ADD (DSM 4) = ADHD Inattentive type (DSM 5).

[@hgghfghfghfghf]

@@Danimalsfan adhd and add are pretty much the same except hyperactivity silly

[@maxbaxter2003]

My favorite past time is to watch markiplier live streams without the chat so it just feels like he's descending into madness

[@rjc523]

nice but he does that without so... lol.

[@FartCity-WorldDomination]

Average jerma experience

[@ocupersgmail]

tis the only way to watch a live stream

[@winterchill365]

I like how Mark is not paying attention to what Amanda is asking by fooling around and immediately asking what her question is.

[@RickAstley-qd8bn]

Game: Increasing sense of suspense and uneasiness Mark: 𝗣 𝗘 𝗔 𝗖 𝗛 𝗕 𝗨 𝗧 𝗧 43:59

[@Fundipper]

That's ADHD at its finest

[@maxgirouxpro]

Dude, your whole username is Rick roll. Lol

[@mathewrobins4306]

@@Fundipperyep… I agree

[@Broken_Exhaust_Pipe]

Bruh I got ADHD and do shit like this all the time 💀💀💀

[@Gowther_simp4life]

I do this with fnaf ngl for example Dd: *comes* Me: DADDY ENNARD PLEASE KILL MMEEEEEEEE

[@superpaytonmars8852]

I love how Mark has been playing horror games for so long that he's not even fazed by this creepy shit anymore.

[@BisManTheBisMan]

It's because this game isn't scary It's mostly old reused tropes and edgy dialogue

[@superpaytonmars8852]

@@BisManTheBisMan yeah but it's still creepy.

[@nicolerobertson2654]

Yeah I mean, you do get desensitized to it after so long 😂

[@Mr.Paint777]

true..very very true...

[@thithi8793]

ok

[@BigBongly]

I'll give it to the VA for amanda, her depressed voice is convincing. Sometimes (well, lotsa times..) voice acting in indie games, especially *horror* indie games, isnt always very.. good. so good job to whoever did her voice

[@flipflop_bell]

You're telling me Garten of Peak doesn't have the BEST voice acting?????

[@brodiemorris2081]

@@flipflop_bell yeah i mean just listen to the emotion in banban’s voice when he asks for your pancreas! Game of the century for sure

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

That would be Rebecca Colton, daughter of sam Colton, and an employee of hamln entertainment!

[@thefatherrabbit]

@@deadbutalivebutdead The actual VA, not the character.

[@nellylenaj3601]

She reminds me of Louise from Bobs burgers... I forgot the name of the VA for her tho

[@tnturnip]

Watching Mark missing the clues and answers while we desperately yell it out is genuinely the actual experience of watching shows like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lol

[@sillyalert14]

YEP

[@SarkenHS]

I don't think you people realize you're getting whooshed so hard by Mark xD. Him ignoring you all trying to backseat him is exactly the point he's trying to make. Now I'm not gonna assume you're one of those annoying backseaters, but I'm only half a hour in the video and even before a puzzle pops up on video I see half of chat already spamming aways the anwsers, and complaining how it takes him more than 1 minute to figure something out. And it's pretty obvious how on numerous times Mark is just faking going around in circles to goof around the harder chat is spamming.

[@TheIndigoSystem]

@@SarkenHSit’s infuriating for those of us who don’t backseat game. I just want to watch it and him dicking around to punish them punishes everyone who doesn’t do it

[@galaxyofreesesking2124]

Mark's nose just keeps getting more and more handsome with every break. Give it a dozen more and he'll start emitting a noticeable glow.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Like handsome squidward

[@Just_Some_Gal]

Don't forget handsome Squidward after getting demolished by a Krusty Krab door

[@thoseunhingedloserz1517]

LMAO I swear his nose breaks every year, man

[@PocoMuses]

Handsome squidward style

[@dtplaysmc8841]

Great, now he's going to break his nose on a piece of uranium...

[@meganmisura1858]

Of course Mark’s reaction to breaking his nose would be - *“Surely ignoring my broken nose won’t have consequences - perfect time for a stream!*

[@aff77141]

It's the not even knowing how he broke it for me

[@Glaycier]

@@aff77141I heard once you break it once breaking it again is easier. Maybe it’s gotten to the point where even just a breeze will shatter it lmaoooo (but seriously I’m worried he breaks that shit too much)

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Totally not a masochist

[@meooooowB3]

i broke my nose when i was 12 - it’s still broken never healed. however it didn’t hurt that much 😭😭 i just got up and walked away

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

@@meooooowB3 I was in 8th grade when I broke mine. I was hit in the face with a volleyball in gym. It didn't hurt that much. I never knew it until I went to get it cauterized that summer cause I was tired of the constant nosebleeds I've had for years. Not even a little blood but it would bleed like a faucet for 30+ minutes. The nose doctor was examining my nose and asked if I had ever broke it before. When I said no he said it looked like I had fairly recently. It healed crooked. It was a minor break so no big deal. Makes getting glasses suck cause of it being slightly crooked.

[@B1LLC1pher]

Mark is the kind of KZbinr that would take 2 hours to complete a task and his fans will watch it all lol

[@sparrowstar3490]

You just described his poppy playtime series perfectly

[@joshuakim5240]

He's the kind of person who spends an hour trying to figure out something super simple that everyone else does easily, but then does something super complex in a minute without even realizing it was supposed to be complicated. Mark's brain is an enigma full of "how dafuq?!"

[@B1LLC1pher]

@@joshuakim5240 holy crap yes 😂

[@dreamybullcontent]

Mark is the only guy who can spend 10 minutes doing an intro and still be entertaining

[@WiFiDown37811]

man I feel Mark's demand to have explicitly clear instructions. it is so frustrating if instructions aren't crystal clear to me 🤣

[@Yearofthetiger25]

Same here thanks to my ADHD. I also hate when more than one person is giving me instructions that conflict with each other. Then I'm just like "which way do I do it then huh??? Why don't you guys figure that out first and just get back to me later because my god!" I also get annoyed by vague instructions too. For example, Person A: "do some dishes" Person B: *cleans the small stuff like cutlery and cups* Person A: *still sees sink full of bigger dishes (i.e pots, bowls, plates)* "why didn't you do any of these I need them to serve dinner later?" Person B: "you only said to do some of them so I did the small ones. If you wanted some specific dishes cleaned you should've told me." 😑

[@Sentanette]

SAME

[@Sentanette]

@@Yearofthetiger25 wait, that conflicts?

[@xen-reji]

Same, I NEED it to be specific. Step by step if you can. Maybe it's because I'm scared of messing up, but I'm just stuck in researching and paralysis if I don't have a crystal clear view of how to proceed

[@doomcardten1799]

@@Sentanette the request conflicts with their actual expectations. If someone gives an instruction but isn’t clear about what they need done or why they need it done, they shouldn’t expect it to meet their unclear standards. That sorta situation would be fine if they said “can you clean all the dishes” or “can you do some dishes, we need clean ones to server dinner later”

[@YanntastischGER]

I will never forget Mark's quote "Let me put a banana in your oven" and definetly use it as a metaphor.

[@elianimations4569]

Sounds like a sex joke

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

@@elianimations4569 Exactly

[@voxvolhynia5400]

@@elianimations4569 Good catch

[@nellylenaj3601]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Using that in my stories.. Idk where yet but i WILL.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Now I've got the "Put a banana in your ear" song stuck in my head, the one from Charlie the Unicorn.

[@captainmorgan9149]

"AMANDA! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO CONSULT YOUR LAWYER!" that made me laugh so hard

[@avapreston8134]

the chat:JUST PLAY THE TAPE mark:trying to bake a banana

[@KanuckStreams]

Hey Markiplier! Fun little fact! A male chicken is only called a cockerel if it is younger than one year old, after which it is known as a cock. Similarly, a female chicken is called a pullet when it is younger than a year, after which it is known as a hen! Also, Amanda was kind of right about the cannibalism of chickens, they are absolutely cannibals if they need to be. This is why it is vital never to feed chickens egg and clean up any broken eggs in laying nests quickly. If the chickens figure out that the eggs they lay can be eaten, many will lay an egg, then just turn around and peck it open and eat it. I used to raise chickens when I was a young teen.

[@QuicklimeTime]

Hen, probably: "OMG, we taste DELICIOUS!"

[@neondionxo]

Chickens being cannibals is actually so crazy

[@ArmundJay]

eggs are good for chickens, actually - as long as the egg isn't fed in the nest boxes you'll be fine. egg makes their feathers healthier, and the calcium makes their own eggshells stronger.

[@adhithyap.9441]

@@ArmundJay infinite egg glitch

[@kzkaa.]

@@adhithyap.9441 damn, these chickens be finding real life bugs

[@user-de3cw5fm1y]

the way mark started the stream with a broken nose and the audience replied "punch it back into place" we would never survive an apocalypse

[@Emki.]

BOTTOMS UP, LENNY!

[@mhplayer]

"Break it back into place"

[@lynsimations6157]

In a death by sleep apocalypse however

[@Azertyyys]

What way did he state it? How is apocalypse tied with a broken nose? Please cooperate.

[@Tasoq]

I love how he described getting his hair straightened as being "Farquaad-ed" 😂

[@CrimsonCreationAGM]

*insert E flashbacks*

[@ghostlycosmo]

E

[@amy_princessjulius]

LOL I laugehd so hard when he said that as well 😆 "farquad-ed"

[@armaggedon390]

E

[@Titanium_eater]

E

[@thatonekidinschoolwhoeatsglue]

Love how marks refusal to go along with the tape got him the same ending even after all the work to get new tapes

[@potatogirl2570]

I love how seans playthru he was gooing all quick and speeds past everything meanwhile mark fucks around for so long

[@summydog]

Sadly agreeable

[@Scrofar]

two kinds of ADHD

[@AzureWoof]

Must be real comforting knowing there's someone out there with a voodoo doll of Mark with a comedically emphasized nose for the sole purpose of nose-related torture.

[@lilmissfires]

"Where are you, little doll? Come out and play. I only ever want to make memories together. I just want to be... your final memory." Sweet crap Mark, that was terrifying. Man has a villain monologue all geared up and ready to go, off the cuff.

[@mirrorocean]

I read this comment before I watched the stream and it has me VERY psyched up.

[@nathanford2072]

Well remember lads, darkiplier is a thing still. Of course he would sound like that.

[@e1901]

Darkiplier lurks in the shadows- waiting, watching. Always. It’s good to be reminded. Thank you good sir

[@obliviouscrab3125]

Timestamp pls?

[@D4v3mill3r]

@@obliviouscrab3125 1:18:02

[@AnthonySilva35]

Markiplier: "I finally got a refill on my ADHD meds!!" Also Markiplier: Gets distracted by every single thing in the game for several minutes

[@kennethprehart8407]

Mark is the polar opposite of a speedrunner

[@XvlerLorenzo]

He's what I call a "slowrunner."

[@justanotherspookyskeleton]

Slowsneaker

[@alexthewolfia7452]

Slowwalker?

[@ratboy2791]

He's just Mark Slow

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

What a lucky coincidence Mark was able to spell his name on the padlock because the full alphabet wasn't on there... I hope the devs added his name on there purposefully

[@Starline36]

I had a dream tonight that i was at a panel and accidentally called Mark “Market fire” and he uppercutted me 💀

[@Arichu_]

Bro what are ur dreams 💀

[@MissManday]

Knowing Mark, that tracks 😂

[@I-suck-at-making-usernames]

😂

[@cat-cam-87]

LMAOOO

[@sa_yo_na_ra9458]

That's amazing and also so very terrifying 😂

[@spybgon4597]

1:53:03 this moment is really good and it caught me off guard and how it switches from the lower quality audio to hire quality audio as if she's right there I love it

[@crapparc]

So I am now convinced that Lixian is a genius because the only thing I really got out of this livestream after watching it back is that Mark is actually a dumbass and Lixian edits the footage so well he makes Mark look normal.

[@shegolily]

LMAOO, I was thinking the exact same thing😭

[@vedanth_2609]

this is purposely the first and only plathrough of amanda the adventurer that i'll ever see since i like to experience it best from mark's perspective and it felt normal since if this was the first time i was playing it and didn't know anything about the game, i'd probably take about the same time to finish the game (without the bits he does in between like talking to chat in the beginning and try to shove a banana in the oven for 10 mins lol) I guess it helps a ton if you don't watch other people play a game quicker and figure out everything before watching mark's livestreams lol(this happened with security breach as well)

[@Scrofar]

Mark is a grade-A himbo after all

[@LuzikArbuzik77]

I prefer the uncut footage most of the time

[@nassahrakim8136]

Mark legit looks insane during this whole video 😂😂 he's gone too far in the deep end

[@BigMan-ox3ue]

I love how mark is just unfazed almost the entire time while old markiplier would be screaming his lungs out

[@dot...7014]

You mean his Iron Lungs Eheh my humor is terrible🙂

[@stillcanteatsoup]

Guess all those horror games payed off

[@Evan345gdf]

Its the reason I still watch him, he chose to mature his content alongside his audience maturing. I def wouldn't still be here if he hadnt changed since 2014

[@s4di.3]

​@@Evan345gdf well I mean, I'm a lot of it is just the maturity that comes naturally with age... I'm not sure his content maturing was planned but rather just that the content has changed and matured as a consequence of mark maturing

[@PopStarLegend4365]

Looks like he’s been desensitized to the horror.

[@R1chardDietz]

Mark yelling at Amanda for calling a cupboard a pantry has the same energy as Charlie yelling at Sneako for calling mags clips and I love it.

[@j.woodard2452]

I also heard The Good Doctor in the "I am a Surgeon" blow up.

[@kays4290]

"Well fuck you too Aunt Kate..." - Markiplier 2023 Best quote...currently....

[@anthonystaton3740]

I didn't come here to watch the game, I solely came to watch Mark argue with his audience to their face. I love this director/actor/content creator.

[@AllieEtheridge]

He’s also a singer

[@jacobturner1490]

I believe you meant to say: "I love this director/actor/pinup model/content creator"

[@Cheshieruu]

@@jacobturner1490 and also "accountant"

[@wheresmybooty007]

Theory: At the end of Aunt Kate’s letter, she says, “With you always.” Not a common phrase to end a letter with. You know what else in the game is “with you always”? The cursor. The cursor with eyes. I propose that the cursor is Aunt Kate.

[@Pinkchainsawgirlie1234]

That’s probably one of the most insane theories I’ve heard

[@starstorm1267]

Now you sound like MatPat

[@Okbuddypal]

Looks like MatPat has some competition

[@susanaperez7723]

thats actually.. smart

[@frisk3433]

This is a stretch

[@hownottoplay5847]

Mark: "I finally got my ADHD medication already!" Also mark: *BANANA MUST FIT IN OVEN*

[@TheOneAndOnlyAir]

Frr

[@Satoru_stardust]

“Peach butt”

[@enzoruiz4764]

8:11

[@icehd2412]

The best thing in this world is mark going off on an animated child for not knowing what the difference between a pantry and a cupboard is

[@Urmom-ds6yr]

1:34:39 I love how he was genuinely enjoying chip😭😭 while sean was NOT having it LMAOOO

[@madisonmccoy2840]

it’s funny how everyone thought the mint chocolate chip was important because it was mentioned twice in the same clip, in reality it just hints that amanda is conscious of what’s going on outside of the screen.

[@Wampa842]

As a man who owns FIVE OVENS, Mark must be great at identifying kitchen furniture.

[@Georgie_sucks]

32:48 The realisation when you know it’s aunt kateee 😭

[@whitetanook3875]

Still laughing at "Full Farquad look" hope you're doing well mark

[@kaiwhite1886]

I just love the fact that mark is just trying to figure out puzzles instead of playing the tapes which then triggers the scripts to activating said puzzles

[@stargirl4870]

Time stamps 4:34 Mark talks about his nose 10:05 He starts playing 11:23 Mark struggles with settings 12:31 Mark gibberish 13:29 angry/adhd mark 14:51 mark trying to cook a banana 15:43 Marks first symphony

[@Socialy-Awkward]

@GaylNightSAME LMAO

[@teknichaldifficulty724]

You saved me so much time 😂❤

[@venla5882]

u are an amazing person

[@D.Honey_Beau]

"YOU GET A KNIFE, YOU CUT THE APPLE AND I DON'T CARE IF WE STAY HERE ALL NIGHT, I'M DOING AS INSTRUCTED!" -Markiplier

[@brothercuber3288]

I'm not sure whether to be more traumatized by Amanda or Mark trying to kill the doll Edit: for those who are interested the hunt starts at 1:16:43

[@Paul20661]

XD it was a fun watch,good hanging

[@BayAreaPolice]

​@@Paul20661FCC

[@engagingweirdo]

That doll scream was definitely traumatizing

[@brothercuber3288]

​@Don’t Read My Profile Picture don't worry, we wont

[@geoempire9143]

Your mom

[@Pudding404]

Mark having multiple mini mental breakdown over basically a children's educational program is such a Mark thing to do. This whole stream shows that Mark is just this way, and we love him for it, haha.

[@bgezal]

This is the smoothest Mark's brain has been in a long time.

[@vedanth_2609]

why though?

[@bgezal]

@@vedanth_2609 he went too long without refilling his meds?

[@vedanth_2609]

@@bgezal no, i meant to say why did you think he was smooth brain this stream, this is pretty much regular mark lol

[@bgezal]

@@vedanth_2609 He tries to be regular Mark looking for secrets, trying to break the games, but there's zero reflection and he's just like a busy bee.

[@nathanhonk6904]

Hmmmmm mint chocolate chip

[@jadabristol8202]

Waking up to mark having a wholesome chat about ADHD and mental health is amazing 😂 2:17:03 so wholesome

[@Almost_Awesome]

Mark is one of the best KZbinrs I’ve ever seen. He’s just so kind and humble. Thanks for being great, Mark!

[@odstraven9941]

Yup, he came a long way from the himbo banshee he once was 😍

[@tormentedslayer7498]

@Don’t Read My Profile Picture Lmfao! That was original as fuck!! It said *Dont* and I'm the kinda person if you'd say, DON'T LOOK NOW! YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS OVER THERE!! imma look! I can't help it! Lol but yeah I liked how comment lead to channel name which lead to profile pic... and again man.. original! Lmfao btw I hope to see you on plenty of other channels!! Keep it going!!

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@Don’t Read My Profile Picture Bro you’re like 11 years late this gag is old af

[@noggy3133]

Bot

[@num1child]

I read this as mark started to scream at chat 🤣 Love it when two thing happens at the right time.

[@GrayD_Fox]

This game is more comedic than it is actually scary.

[@iclynnx]

Honestly I sort of agree. The monster's design is disturbing, with the way the eyes are, but it's not used much and in a way that's impactful. But the voice acting is good, the part with the lonely kitten is genuinely pulling some heartstrings. But the way Amanda says "I didn't ask you!" to Wooly, and stuff like that, does make one chuckle a little. Overall, I do like the game.

[@johnsneaker4356]

Exactly 1:08:21 this part is hilarious The game cuts to the next shot during mid freak out so we can see the aftermath. The cherry on top was with woolly awkwardly trying to make her feel better “wow Amanda… that’s… that’s a nice birthday card”. The whole “suspense” felt like a build up to the punchline

[@gargles5270]

my favorite comedic moment has gotta be the secret of setting the oven on fire in the first tape, and you just go back to them both yelling in panic lmfao

[@scarlettbaltazar4121]

I really appreciate how you talked about your experience with ADHD, and just your advice in general. I’ve been struggling mentally and it really helps, thanks Mark :)

[@SharkieHusky]

He has better advice than any doctor I've been to

[@shoebill4902]

Market pliier

[@chertiff03legaspi]

Every time I hear Amanda screaming In The Kitchen, I can’t help but almost laugh my eyes out 💀 And Wooly’s screaming just adds to it 😂

[@little_sponge.]

1:17:13 normally the creepy doll scares the player, but it seems like mark is doing the dolls job for it

[@lapetus7695]

Lmao, he is on the hunt for them XD

[@kressypoo]

that part was scaring me

[@A2hleyH]

I love how Mark kept talking at the end of the stream instead of ending it like he was going to lol. He always has something interesting to talk about!

[@mrsombrero8797]

I’m so happy mark is one of the few people to see the hidden chair and not think the sofa counts as a chair like the others did

[@thatonehorriblesibling]

This part right here at 1:42:07 was so funny to me just Mark's sheer confusion as he says "brain" managed to make me laugh for a good 10 seconds

[@ryje2186]

Mark for 6 minutes: *joking about paying attention to the menu screen* Also Mark after said six minutes of the menu screen: “Has it always been doing that?” Yes, Mark, it has 😂😂😂

[@krystalschlecht9076]

Yeah and each time he missed out on when Amanda's face glitches out into a more demonic form

[@_v3nus_0]

Imagine you just see mark in ur attic repeatedly saying, “Knife. Knife? Knife… knife…”

[@bonniefazman9065]

... I would not go into the attic.

[@FaniFani-cl4rs]

I thought you said attack lol😂😂💀

[@kristym7149]

I love having already watched Sean play through this since it's astonishing to see how long it took Mark to realize how to make the apple pie

[@tcullen2283]

Also love how they were both upset and took a break to talk about her calling a cabinet a pantry 😂

[@alexanderleoncerisha3563]

The moment he said “is that the bite of 89??” I died from laughter 😂

[@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

I love how when mark starts yelling about the knife being in the instructions and the chat is like MARK PLEASE it's so funny 💀💀💀

[@Whitemare_Blob]

Simply because of this video (43:56), I believe that if a live action "emperor's new groove" was ever made, Mark should play Cronk. 100%.

[@garryuyahoo]

Yo, Disney. Get on this ASAP

[@iclynnx]

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

[@Whitemare_Blob]

@@iclynnx 😂 exactly!!!! 🤣

[@TheAceOfFire]

He talks about his nose and wonderful news. 10:06, Run 1 begins! 19:16, Run ends! Mark tried his best. 19:50, R1 Tape 1. Time passes for a while because Mark can't find a knife and he refuses to set a temperature or time before shoving stuff into the oven. He continues to ignore the exact instructions given by the tape for a while. 28:04, Solves the problem and it blows his mind! 28:43, R1T2. ...Yep, he's messing with us. 35:26, R1T3. Damn, Mark is actively trying to cause as much pain to Wooly as possible. Harsh. 45:44, R1T4. Was Mark high when filming this? Or drunk? He seems to have actual problems keeping track of even basic questions... 51:22, Run 2 begins! 55:37, R2 Tape... Orange? 58:05, R2T1. 1:03:25, R2T2. 1:09:41, R2 Tape Blue. 1:18:53, R2T3. 1:29:07, Run 3 begins. 1:31:08, R3T1. 1:32:19, R3 Tape Red. 1:35:11, R3T2. 1:40:42, R3T3. 1:42:14, Damn Mark... That's cold! 1:44:16, R3T4. 1:44:41, R3T5. 1:48:43, Got a bucket? Time to kill! 1:50:37, R3T6. 1:51:02, R3T7... But it's too late. Murder has consequences. 1:51:34, R3T8. 1:54:41, Run 4 begins! He flounders about for a while during this run, killed the doll for no reason, and just generally is very confused. 1:59:20, End of R4. Wind down bit where he talks to us!

[@MnMJax]

Doing God's work

[@benny7291]

my input for r1t4 is that it might have been his adhd bc he seems to just be getting off track and forgetting the question- plus the fact that he’s always messing around anyways

[@ankishvibhute631]

Ur a God

[@prototonepr0tag0nist79]

I think his broken nose and possibly the pain may have also added to distraction, but mark is pretty smart

[@suemccashland]

he did say he needed to renew his adhd meds, right? or am i thinking of another youtuber?

[@TheClonejackjack]

1:39:00 you really see the gears turning and the intense moment of realization when Mark realizes the candles on the cake correlate with the candle in the card😂

[@calizsmoon]

Ah, i always love those first minutes of the chat begging mark to just START PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME while mark talks about his life and says "AND WHAT IF I JUST WANNA ENJOY THE MENU SCREEN?"

[@wahhbajack]

him trolling the insufferable chat will always be my favorite part.

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

The chat is literally why I hate livestreams.

[@-Spring-Trap-]

ah yes

[@Scrofar]

I have literally nothing but respect for Mark for being unafraid to sass to his chat like that bc holy frick can gaming chats be obnoxious (and probably full of mostly children)

[@jxydoesthings]

That Blabbot really said "ok but how'd you know" after Mark entered the correct number combination🤣🤣

[@yourlocalfnaffan3216]

Amanda:Is the sugar in the fridge, pantry, or sink Mark: Is the first pantry in the room with us?

[@Marinluvv]

LMAO I love how the chat was just yelling "STORE CANDY MEAT" while Mark did EVERYTING but that.