Sucker for Love: First Date

[@randomstuff6786]

Game: "I can snap your mind like a twig in seconds" Mark's face, not a massochist obv: OH BABY

[@noxnox-e9s]

Definitely not totally not a masochist definitely not obviously *Points to video where he tells Sean to slap him*

[@Ducky2223]

@@noxnox-e9s definitely not a masochist. Absolutely not. Gestures wildly to videos where he plays surgeon simulator in an ice bath and where he eats hot peppers and runs on a treadmill

[@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635]

@Beast v2🔥 Ignore this comment for this is a bot people

[@mranderson9553]

@@noxnox-e9s more than that didn't he play a game as a kid where they just played bowling but it was their crotch instead of the pins, i forget if it was a unus anus video or just an old one

[@lipalipz6924]

Mark probably : "Jokes on you I'm into that kinda stuff!!"

[@VAMichaelaLaws]

Thanks for playing, darling! Really honored to voice L'neta and have you experience her story

[@Xxgxxaxx]

yeah same

[@mrpages6384]

You, miss, made some seriously good art. We appreciate it

[@highdivinity8243]

I knew I recognised her voice was somewhere!

[@edo0girl2.03]

Top tier voice acting!💖 You were great!

[@felixmalcherek2919]

Really great voice acting! Good job! :D

[@KATinBLACK]

Darling is a gentleman. All those rituals and sacrifices and he didn’t even want the squooshy, he just wanted a simple kiss

[@Foolius.]

Also Mark:*peeks in shower*

[@Adirbal]

The c'thussy

[@enriqueso5156]

@@Adirbal homie is down bad 💀

[@darksoul_2.044]

@@Adirbal nice but is it worth it? WITH EVERY CELL OF MY BODY *YES* 🐙

[@jonathanstackhaus8449]

I mean with a mouth like that, who could tell the difference

[@Deus-omnia-amat]

“ this one isn’t a warning it just helps lower your electricity bill.” Best statement in the game

[@iwogold816]

The best ritual step in the game

[@rodolforichmond7141]

I'm the 666th like, lol

[@VeryRGOTI]

Even when reality ends, you still can't escape the electricity bills.

[@sylveon3955]

@@VeryRGOTI Death and Taxes

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

​@@sylveon3955 that should be a game. A death angel collecting lives from humans to pay taxes. Death and taxes.

[@captain5935]

The moment mark realised that people would never let him live down his Malibu mispronunciation.. is priceless

[@noonoo4503]

God bless everyone

[@dannyofdoom1]

@@xxterpzxx581 it’s just funny..

[@kahiruo]

@@xxterpzxx581 him and i care

[@amp8295]

@@xxterpzxx581 The fact that you made this reply kinda makes it ironic don't you think?

[@squak___]

Awesome guys! Great thread!

[@MyoticTesseract]

that "objective: survive!" part made this a weirdly successful blend of romantic comedy and horror

[@thefriendlyknight]

The halo vibes made me happy

[@shepbear]

You spoiler it

[@2018CivicFC3]

@@shepbear then don’t read comments mid video

[@ballisticbrontosaurus]

@@thefriendlyknight lone wolf intensifies

[@justacrusadr]

@@thefriendlyknight current objective: survive

[@part3dio35]

"if you already ate the poison, might as well lick the plate" That's actually a pretty good quote

[@MetropolisChieftain]

DIO!

[@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka]

Your tactics confuse and frightening me sir.

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

No. No it isn’t.

[@PolishEntrepreneur]

@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 hoes mad

[@Ch3zball]

@@PolishEntrepreneur he only mad cause he aint got none

[@Essendiinanis]

I legit adore Ln’eta She’s super sweet, vaguely threatening, and strangely comforting at the prospect of absolute death.

[@cameronballz6154]

Right..."vaguely" The very being wanting reality gone is "vaguely" threatening

[@Dolfa_LPH]

Starts with S and ends with P.

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

Cringe

[@Duckerton_on_lsd]

...dommy mommy. (This is a joke)

[@THAT_one_Ibuki_fan]

She's hot too, lol 😅

[@kittenwispy]

Mark: _"Lixian, put a nice like deep rumbly filter on my voice!"_ Nerd Fiction: L̸i̴x̶i̶a̵n̶ ̷i̸s̷n̷'̶t̷ ̷h̶e̶r̴e̸ ̴r̶i̵g̸h̷t̵ ̷n̸o̷w̴ ̶>̶:̵)̴

[@shatteredreality_513]

Hell yeah! Mark probably didn't know that Marcus would edit this one - but credit where credit is due! 💖

[@thehonestdude1067]

The edit was good but the editors licences for one of the effects he is using is expired 😅

[@luckytenth6827]

*Me, a smartass:* Yeah because Lixian has a family and it's Valentine's Day so today's his day off.

[@AngelEmfrbl]

I will be honest .. ... I was expecting a chipmunk sound

[@kumuhana]

@@thehonestdude1067 what ?

[@nathangoedeke694]

"They say if you already at poison, you might as well lick the plate" Mark: "I don't know who said that" Me: "Whoever it is, is probably dead"

[@lonelysome21]

oh... true but... why?

[@A1phaWolf150]

Mithridates?

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

@@lonelysome21 Well, if you ingest poison, you can probably cure it if it's in small amounts, but in large amounts the concentration will probably be too high and you'd probably die. There's a joke here and it probably went over my head, but for anybody wondering why.

[@lmaolmao2544]

@@JimmyPizzaDelivery it’s like that tale of when a Chinese emperor accused an innocent general of rebellion and decreed him to be executed, so the general said fuck it and actually rebelled.

[@WiseArkAngel]

Probably Rasputin. That mf drank a glass of wine and ate a bunch of food laced with cyanide and the only thing that killed him was the sympathizers straight up shooting him with guns.

[@nanifa6082]

"Eldritch Gods destroying our reality when they wake up because we are just a dream" is probably the best Lovecraft explaination I have ever heard.

[@Peter-xw2py]

I’m pretty sure that’s in the original material if you dig deep enough

[@dopamiine4298]

@@Peter-xw2py yeah. If i recall all of reality is just the dream of the blind idiot god, Azathoth. Once he wakes up everything and anything will cease to exist as all existence was just a manifestation of his dreams

[@bhraazkashyap7461]

This is also the foundation of the Elder Scrolls lore. The Godhead's dream, CHIM and all the like.

[@kuroyuki6254]

I know right? I really loved that

[@callmekrause4556]

@@bhraazkashyap7461 also there are religions that state the same

[@5opossumsinatrenchcoat]

This video should have been titled: *Mark flirting with a psychopathic demon octopus for 50 minutes*

[@materialgwurl8737]

yes

[@donnathestrawberry5792]

HAHAHA

[@Ehenzel]

No way bro he's flirting with a Splatoon character

[@dedbot9872]

A SEXY psychopathic demon octopus

[@IAmGodHimself777]

Psychopathic? It’s an eldritch god. We’re less than ants in its eyes.

[@xdarin_]

Ln'eta: "I WILL DESTROY THE WHOLE REALITY!" Darling: "will I get a smooch" Ln'eta: "..yes" Darling: "Well then, THAT IS A DEAL, I SAY!"

[@i_am_squishy6230]

*World is ending. Darling: Oh boy, smooching time!

[@godcarrot5452]

I see this as an absolute win

[@FabioliRavioli]

:)

[@69420heisenballs]

._.

[@ringmasterraven2965]

Simping ain't easy but someone has to do it

[@thelegend8570]

I appreciate how it says "repeat until you believe you are safe" and not "repeat until you are safe". You're never _actually_ safe.

[@ISxKI]

Gotta love it when Mark starts with a "uhm hi" intro, would be in for a ride

[@OunasAnousFan]

I know right XD

[@see4881]

Markiplier when he plays any weird game be like

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

That lets you know EXACTLY what we're all in for!

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

@Kelly Hart What others did he do, besides the infamous Doki Doki Literature Club?

[@basicwitch6562]

@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 My favorite intro is the one for Chair Fucking Simulator.

[@NicheNobody]

Can we all agree Michaela’s voice always fits her characters insanely well? Like I know it’s her job but you don’t always get that from voice actors. Yandere Chan worked so well with her deeper and mysterious voice acting and now L’neta? She’s such a good voice actor.

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

Michaela is the VA? I honestly thought it was awkwardly familiar but couldn't recognize it. so that's why...

[@Lilswamphag]

As I said previously, the man who would smash a Beedrill and chairs (thanks for the reminder @Scythe) doesn't surprise me with any of his other life choices.

[@andycandyandart]

EXACTLY! BRO HE'D SMASH WALORD(I can't spell) 😭

[@its99pm]

It seems like only hours since he was concerned about being viewed as a furry, and we're already at the tentacle... uh, smooches.

[@nattonep8788]

Hmm... He didn't say he'd smash Tentacruel or Octillery but Malamar... Hohoho...

[@gamepapa1211]

Better: a Dugtrio.

[@scythe3182]

Chairs 😭

[@MF-R]

The Necronomicon looking like a little girl's diary is honestly super fitting. I can just picture Cthulu laying on his tummy, kicking his legs as he scribbles in it and twirls his tendrils.

[@user-hx5dh1ql9d]

BAHA

[@spr11te]

"Dear diary, today was such a good day!! I met the sweetest boy today, and-" 🗿

[@Mr.centipeter]

YES

[@NellieCollier]

And he’s using a pink glitter gel pen with a pompom on the end

[@A_McDouble]

I love this

[@YelloWool]

Mark: I won’t peek! Mark 2 Seconds later: 👁👄👁

[@curl4241]

reported

[@WrenderDraws]

Yello I watch all your videos and now I found you here! What a coincidence

[@AnythinggDirt]

@@curl4241 reported for what lmao

[@JikuAraiguma]

would like but it's at 69 likes as of writing this

[@deez8111]

@Beast v2🔥 Damn Bro Thats Mad Funny Especially The Part Where You Though We Gave a Fuck.

[@bomberelnour1005]

Mark: "I would never.." Also mark: *proceeds to jamming the bathroom door and looking at her in the shower*

[@alexisglaab2572]

"FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE YOU AWOKEN LN'ETA THE STARSPAWN, AND BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF REALITY?" Mark: "Uhhh... smash?"

[@julixpinguimon8023]

"Weirdly enough.. smash"

[@StomeAura]

“Oh, I should have brought my gamecube controller!”

[@nightdash8938]

"Smash... But why??"

[@superkid3993]

@@StomeAura 3 stock random characters

[@aidenanderson2777]

Ight bet

[@jaideninky3929]

“Babe, you’re a cosmic horror, I’m… pretty cool” is my new favorite quote ever

[@Lunar_Butterfly]

The way he says it makes it perfect x3

[@Anisse_N_Spices]

I expected the I fcked Cthulhu line

[@SorryIfILaggout]

where is it ?

[@iwantsleep8079]

@@SorryIfILaggout 46:28

[@tonyzotz6015]

Definitely have to use that for your next break up

[@xaviergustave8742]

I love how he knows that him mispronouncing “Malibu” isn’t getting let down anytime soon lol

[@inseditsChannel]

Roxanne, Roxxane!

[@sipofmouthwash]

Timestamp 3:57

[@xavierharris7123]

hello

[@speeedycrafter2564]

Mark lives in LA, Im shocked he mispronounced Malibu

[@masterofclowning]

I like how his "hero syndrome" goes away as soon as a tentacly smooch comes into picture.

[@samanthasoriano4188]

The MC of this game was practically written for mark to play

[@kalysian]

Literally as he was reading some of the lines I kept thinking 'this is literally Mark' 'this is actually Mark rn.' 😂

[@tasharaulston1868]

@@kalysian Solve the riddle

[@tasharaulston1868]

@@kalysian What goes up and never comes down?

[@kalysian]

@@tasharaulston1868 Our boi's ego probably 🤣👌

[@tasharaulston1868]

@@kalysian 𝙮𝙚𝙨

[@parallellia1509]

"That's just the... mailman." Ah yes, when you don't give any points to Charisma in RPG's.

[@matheusrubimdepaoli5409]

considering it worked, I'd say he has pretty high carisma

[@parallellia1509]

@@matheusrubimdepaoli5409 makes sense

[@nevermore7285]

When you have so much charisma whatever you come up with somehow works.

[@i_am_squishy6230]

When you have no charisma but max luck.

[@parallellia1509]

@@i_am_squishy6230 Yeah that's more accurate.

[@RottenBen]

Mark: "I am not a Masochist" Game: "If you've already eaten the poison, might as well lick the plate." Mark: "I agree!"

[@vastolordeking6285]

@Savetion 100k KZbin GOD wtf

[@SnowHoof000]

@Kavetion actually, you cannot please everyone with one shitty vid over attacking some icon. to please others you must sexually harass Cthulhu's daughter.

[@paisleesheppard5629]

Yeah okay the bots are just getting sinister now.

[@raphi6817]

Markie-moo at his finest 👌🏿 form.

[@2kchallengewith4video]

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.4k

[@skyb0und86]

"But if you chicken out or go insane I'll end reality right then and there." Mark: .......D E A L

[@TRquiet]

The mood change makes sense. If some rando summoned me expecting a smooch, I’d be pretty pissed, but if they had a magical book about my perfect “take over the world” date, I’d be more receptive.

[@jemgamer944]

Mark: “I am not a Masochist” Also Mark:Interested in Dating Lovecraftian creatures

[@obama8025]

JESUS CHRIST THIS BOTS

[@aurum316]

Who isn't?

[@BlazeInferno360]

@@obama8025 As soon as Markiplier uploads a video, the bots come out of nowhere 😒

[@aurum316]

@@obama8025 these*

[@emill.x]

lmao

[@MadManiac36]

Imagine the "good ending" being the opening for a show. Just a dude who has a lady Cthulhu stuck as a squid and he keeps her to himself cuz if left unchecked she'd end all reality

[@vampyrekyng_lex]

That’s just monogatari series but with squid lady instead of vampire lady

[@MadManiac36]

@@vampyrekyng_lex I looked it up. It's a novel series? I'm not a big reader but I like that. Might have to make an exception 😎

[@vampyrekyng_lex]

@@MadManiac36 There’s also a manga which is ongoing with the exact same plot, and anime of most of it. I would advise you read up on it first, because there’s a lot of potentially triggering content

[@warcrimesmorelikefuntimes6808]

@@vampyrekyng_lex Nah the world needs squid lady too lol

[@cigarette_ahegao]

SCP!!!

[@marshmallowbird6030]

11:09 I like the subtle lines along her body implying that she’s made entirely of tentacles

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

It was mentioned in the first Sucker for love game. Yes, this is the second game. Tho it would be better to call it a demo of sorts. It only had the chapter 1 stuff, and a sparser apartment. Anyway, in the last bit of dialogue in that game, L'neta answers a question that Darling asks (Is your hair also tenticles?) by saying, and I quote, "I am mostly tenticles". So good observation.

[@anakarentrejo1834]

Mark: I will not be tempted Also Mark: Goes to check on Ln’eta

[@Dr.C.Shadow]

And the music from 2:26 starts playing.

[@bloodrival2]

"Don't worry, I always finish quickly." That line killed me.

[@autismjourneytolove5803]

Mmm

[@EnderFreek36]

😐

[@San-lh8us]

you seem pretty much alive for me

[@richardjoshgomez4661]

Time?

[@Moomooman-pj8dq]

@@richardjoshgomez4661 14:53

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Fun fact: Cthulhu lady is basically correct since Cthulhu's race is just called... Cthulhu

[@Fordo007]

I thought his race was 'Great Old One'?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@Fordo007 that's just a category of aliens who are powerful

[@Rachel98246]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 they’re not aliens, they’re Gods, right? That’s like their whole thing, that’s why they can be as large as planets and end all life on earth in an instant? Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure they’re Gods

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@Rachel98246 ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's inconsistent but generally, if something is a god its called a god. Dagon isn't a god, he's a great old one. Azatoth isnt a great old one, he's an outer god. Great old ones are powerful because they're alien. No need to be a god for that

[@maryjoygelizon4268]

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 wich is more powerful a god or a great old one like cthulu?

[@immixsilver1070]

I find it so funny how whenever Ln'eta is talking about some sort of unspeakable horror she says it in the most happy/nonchalant voice she can muster.

[@yourGigagamer]

"They may mistake me for some kind of masochist" -Mark, some months before this.

[@wk8637]

I had to read that,3 times before I read it correctly

[@original_demonic]

Markiplier on Halloween: *Plays Huniepop* Markiplier on Valentine’s Day: *Plays Cuthullu dating horror game* Holy shit thanks for the likes guys :)

[@jonathanreyes6373]

@Savetion 100k KZbin GOD ? Why is there a bot ?

[@Indian0Lore]

Didn’t he already play this?

[@original_demonic]

@@Indian0Lore not that I know of :).

[@Pawtacle]

Because the true horror can be found in your heart!

[@glennverschoren4517]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@itz_onion1312]

Damn... Markiplier really do be selling all humanity for some Ln'ussy.

[@OGComputerTitus]

Even the bot above me got confuse lmfao💀

[@archang3l123]

@@OGComputerTitus the bot got so flabbergast it forgot what it was supposed to spam 💀

[@amanwithnoplans6592]

What in the sam fuck did you just utter into this realm

[@derpixelite]

on god?

[@shockmazta3116]

Shit bro if I was in "Darling's" position I would too.

[@noobik829]

"eh, a squid is fine too" I laughed my ass of from that

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

Same 😂

[@Vanillie261]

Followed with the image of him attemtping to kiss squid L'neta 🤣🤣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Markiplier's Pokemon "S or P" video got him prepared for this game.

[@Bobertgrimlin]

..

[@jc77-m5x]

....

[@oujimandias6485]

...But did Mark turn into a furry? 🤔

[@rodrigopereira7104]

@@oujimandias6485 he did say he'd smash ninetails

[@charliephilipson5709]

@@rodrigopereira7104 I'm not a furry but I'd smash ninetails

[@BenBen-be4dr]

Cosmic entity: *planing on killing him* Mark: "hey you changed my poster!"

[@MasterOfTwisted]

This game is so well written for what is essentially an extended troll game.

[@Fukei_Mono]

This game follows the Ethereal Snake School of Thought. If you're gonna spend hours upon hours of your life for a sh*tpost, might as well make an artwork out of it.

[@MasterOfTwisted]

@@Fukei_Mono you make an excellent point.

[@PokeMageTech]

@@Fukei_Mono Ethereal Snake? (Snake, phone, snake! Not Snape, mean Hogwarts professor and double-agent extraordinaire!)

[@chaoscreature]

42:05 Markiplier in this: Break up? With this girl? Why would anyone wanna break up? The outside world recoils in fear Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up with her You're killing yourself just to make ends meet While I'm workin' on my rituals and kicking up my feet You can't beat livin' with goddesses, there's always someone to do And you know who's praying, everyone but you! Every day I wake up to a nice hot power Don't care about reality so I’m smooching for hours

[@pacifistcowboy]

the sudden glimpse into what’s truly happening and seeing his skin ripped off was so unexpected and cool

[@Rumcake256]

The voice actress fucking nailed this. She did such a great job

[@ghostkeef2339]

That’s Michaela Laws for you.

[@andy56duky]

@@ghostkeef2339 the same person that voice the "yandere simulator" girl

[@_prim_2168]

@@andy56duky yes she does a lot of voice acting

[@strry.b0y]

She actually commented on the video if you look

[@AM-mp7ug]

Cue random weeb popping in and saying "Ew! English dubs are trash, watch the Japanese with Subs unless you're illiterate." 😂

[@katrina8231]

I really like how mark reads everything for us instead of just skimming through it or reading it in his head like some others do, I find it more entertaining given how funny and dramatic he can make these things, he could probably be a really good voice actor with how well he can read off lines and how dramatic and into character he can be

[@Mr.Chaos..]

Cuthulu lady“The stronger my influence I have on you” Markiplier “ ooohh oooh oooh “

[@HuneeBruh]

Ln'eta: "whos that darling?" Mark: *becomes an opera singer*

[@aidenanderson2777]

Holy light shines from his mouth

[@FROST_HUGGER]

@@aidenanderson2777 that is something someone on the bible would say

[@TwinCuri]

i laughed at this

[@x3dwany371]

@@FROST_HUGGER or it’s could be a cheesy line in a porno

[@Hobo-Dragon]

@@x3dwany371 PGFFT WHAT

[@Supercoolguy163]

Y'all just ever wonder how hard Lovecraft would throw himself through a glass window after seeing his Eldritch horrors turn into anime girls? edit: HOLY SHIT, thank you guys for 3.2 LIKES, this is my first time exceeding 1000, 2000, LET ALONE 3000 LIKES!

[@moon_wizard1250]

Who cares? He wrote some neat stuff but he was a crazy raging racist. Dude named his cat the N word. He should feel grateful that society has a whole has decided to look past who he was and appreciate the works he created, in whatever capacity we so choose.

[@StarSCTEBunToaster]

it’s hilarious to think abt too lmao, not to mention he deserves it for being such a POS

[@frog1405]

@@moon_wizard1250 dude was a massive POS, but let's be fair, the cat had that name when he received it (he also got it when he was a child, or relatively young at least) unless I'm remembering wrong. Dude was still a dick though.

[@darrianweathington1923]

as long as their not from wales... or jewish... or black. He would be fine with it.

[@ped3752]

I do, and i love every part of that idea.

[@thealmightypuht.a.p.]

Game: *tells Mark not to do something* Mark: “I would never do that!” Also Mark: *immediately does what the game tells him not to do* Never change Mark. 🤣👌

[@theonewhoasked9046]

**The joy of creation flashbacks**

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

Don't look back. Ok, I won't look back. I will never look back. Why would I think to look back? *Looks back* Ok I looked back, I don't know what that did, but I did it! AAAAAAAAAA! EEHHHHHHHHH!

[@tekuwork5533]

Lol such a nice memory even I don't see it in that time 😂

[@Moonlightdoesgacha]

Fr😭

[@mr.n5709]

GMM < MA > NM

[@materialgwurl8737]

I love the way he said ''I always finish quickly'' and roasted himself without knowing.

[@carpeted-bathroom96]

No that was the joke

[@marcuseisenkolb2127]

He knew💀

[@janus2638]

that's not a roast that's a badge on honor SPEEDRUNNERS UNITE!

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

He definitely knew

[@ash_9604]

Can someone make a “Date Lady Dimitrescu” simulator for Mark.

[@undercovertakodachi4301]

Ahh @lixian where you at?

[@rommellgraham3245]

Nah it should be a mod

[@coralplayz_1016]

Well I could try to learn on how to make such content- Edit: I give up

[@mahentahen5992]

Chapter 3 lol

[@PokeMageTech]

…she the crazy-tall vampire lady that weirdos (dunno if that’s masochists or just broadly) were/are simping/obsessing over?

[@goldenk2k299]

26:01 "it's a great point actually, if you don't think about it it's an even better point" Wise words Mark i might just note that down for later

[@jetaimesooshi]

YO WTF . I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND HE SAID IT AS I GOT TO YOURS -

[@goldenk2k299]

@@jetaimesooshi legend

[@Monophoric]

"Lovecraftian horror dating game" That's a new sentence, I hope..

[@skykyosuke7628]

damn the bots are going wild in your comments section

[@Monophoric]

@@skykyosuke7628 I know, this is.. painful. I don't want to be associated with these comments-

[@n1thecaptain965]

Sadly, no

[@silverflight01]

No, but it’s rare for me to see it.

[@oceanman207]

Hoooooooolllyyyyy frick. Dem comments tho, sorry you have to witness this

[@dakofruit]

Nothing like being sick and watching markiplier.

[@instinct-brawlstars01]

You good bro?

[@dakofruit]

@@instinct-brawlstars01 yeah yeah I'm good now

[@vindovilles3419]

Doing this rn

[@allisonpalmer3143]

Same

[@Wesker47584]

That’s how I found this and I’m so happy I did.

[@frohm9356]

Mark: Had just ranked all pokemon he'd smash Also Mark: Playing a game about dating lovecraftian monsters Is there something you're not telling us Mark?

[@erikios7292]

Yeah, he be lonely

[@adnanshaikh7692]

@@erikios7292 Amy would like to know your location

[@erikios7292]

@@adnanshaikh7692 not mentioned enough to know about. We barely even see Chica.

[@AntellPryyde]

No, no, he *is* telling us.

[@gingadreamurr6238]

He’s got a thing for monster girls

[@heyythatsprettygood8763]

*"I sense something perverted on the winds."* Folks, we gotta make that into a famous meme template

[@julispears4949]

It was "on the winds" but still that would be legendary

[@heyythatsprettygood8763]

@@julispears4949 10-4 I’ll go fix it

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

Yes.

[@geoffreydunsmore1561]

On it.

[@AshiKitsune]

I sensed there is some meme potienal in the winds

[@angrysparrow9012]

Ln'eta: "not even escaping reality can protect you~" me: *proceeds to noclip into the backrooms*

[@boipussy444]

LMAOOOOO

[@kaze0fox]

You underestimate my sage levels of no clipping in Bethesda games woman!

[@xxxcheshirewolf142xxx6]

XD

[@obsidian9998]

Our world is there Backrooms. Watch with the third Boss episode how much power Darling realizes he has.

[@Greenhill_VHS_enterainment]

😂

[@CasualRacerRed]

Mark: god she's cute *Ladies and Gentlemen. We got him*

[@chargerman440]

Mark’s mispronunciation of the word “Malibu” was the funniest part of the video to me

[@ntoxofficial]

@Savetion 100k KZbin GOD probably the most awful thing ive read in a while but to your credit i laughed

[@willoween-witch]

he sounded like a sim lol

[@ntoxofficial]

@Jhulir ?

[@ntoxofficial]

@Jhulir its horrific and its funny to think that someone would even say something like that, let alone make a bot that says that

[@ntoxofficial]

@Jhulir in the least edgy way possible, i have a very non standard sense of humor and am aware of the context. honestly the actual thing in his comment isnt funny, its more so funny to me that i found such an awful insanely awful comment under a markiplier video given that its the only comment section ive glanced through in years. so really, its more so the context that i found the comment in thats funny to me and not the actual comment, given that i dont agree with its message at all

[@daoch.]

The way mark flirts with her is godly, how he deepens his voice. "you must pledge yourself to me" mark: "OH baby...Im already commited~"

[@KingDerpy13]

Lovecraft in his grave, twisting and turning, fuming in the afterlife at seeing that his beloved cosmic horrors and daemon are being turned into anime girls. *Hot, sexy, thicc anime girls.*

[@scrumpors8706]

And the world is better for it

[@leahhatcher3190]

Screw lovecraft

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

He wouldn't care an ounce.

[@scrumpors8706]

@@acceptablecasualty5319 obviously, he used the metric system

[@lilr6199]

@@scrumpors8706 ok that made me giggle a bit, good one

[@ZodiacCSin]

It took me re-watching 3 times over to realise that "quiet hill" is a "Silent Hill" reference... (18:59)

[@anakistormenta]

He's not even trying to pretend the fact that he's a masochist anymore; He just embraced it

[@silverflight01]

Mark Edward Masochist Fischbach

[@Foxboi681]

oh my god this entire section is just bots

[@daniharkness00]

"Why would something so cute have such an insidious aura around it?" Well they've obviously never had a child wake you up from a nightmare at 3am.

[@callmesnowboo]

Love this xD

[@floricel_112]

I've had kittens to take care of at timds and I always cursed their existence whenever they kept me awake at like 3 in the morning

[@falsehoodintensifies445]

Mark: Lixian make my voice deeper Darkiplier: Whomst has awakened me

[@Disgracefulorganism]

why the hell are all these bots here.....just more work for me, time to report sum bots :/

[@iamafuckingfailure]

Wtf is happening in here?

[@mackback319]

markiplier is cool

[@silverflight01]

Turn up the reverb!

[@kitariauthor5943]

The bots on this are…

[@bigtomar]

46:14 Sorry, but Ryan Reynolds is a part of humanity, and I can't let anything happen to him. He's my bbg, which you'll never be.

[@ThePancakeProductions]

14:57 “Don’t worry… I always finish quickly…” -Markimoo 2022

[@JohnnyVisaCard]

Mark: "You're a cosmic horror, I'm... pretty cool" That line will live rent-free in my head forever

[@artsyariii]

mark: *summons a otherworldly demon* also mark: "WANNA SMOOCH?"

[@adrianahanif5027]

@Savetion 100k KZbin GOD Go away

[@Meajy]

@@adrianahanif5027 it’s about nothing u can do

[@burn1ng_st4r]

45:52 Okay but why do I feel super bad for her even though she was gonna end all of humanity-

[@SilverWitch971]

I like how the character was so afraid of pissing Missy off, despite the fact we have already established that everyone will be dead (including him) in the end so it doesn’t really matter if he screws up his normal life stuff

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

*SPOILER FOR THE SECOND CHAPTER OF "Sucker for Love: First Date"* When you remember that Missy is not only the King in Yellow but you also get married to her and that she's an Eldritch God: *Well you see....*

[@floricel_112]

@@thepanzerofthelake732 that's some Dunwich horror setup

[@ajh3461]

I fear no Eldritch Deity, but that thing: Missy It scares me.

[@criticalfox1568]

Bold of you to assume that she *can* die.

[@gmonster9857]

46:32 ''is there another woman?'' no it's the mailman

[@fusix92]

"Theres gotta be a silver lining to this" "I can think of a few things"

[@luvbite]

15:40 the toot after mark said “i feel it” 😭

[@ToadTWE]

Mark went from smashing Pokémon to smashing anime waifus. Look how far he’s come

[@Mrbobafett-fc5dr]

Day 16 of asking markiplier to play riddle 2

[@EasterIsland420]

XD

[@Godzilla-mq5zv]

To be fair I'd imagine he'd be tired pretty quick after smashing like 70+ Pokemon.

[@zipplings1374]

It's more of a downgrade.

[@eminemsdirtysock1611]

I’m so proud

[@kylekaufman253]

Ln' eta has to be my favorite character out of all the others. She is simply *amazing* She's funny, she's adorable, she's caring, she poseses human-like traits such as discomfort (ex: "Eh? W-what?"), irritation (ex: "don't say it again, CREEP"), sadness, etc, but at the same time, she's definitely not someone you want to piss off. *She's great.*

[@widge4066]

Agreed! Ln'eta is a wonderful character :]

[@Skeletonman21]

Honestly, it is quite impressive because she like you said has human like traits but at the same time is very clearly nothing near human, they nailed it

[@HerrscherPuppet]

Ln’eta is lovable but because of my lifekind Estir is more my type

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

​@@widge4066cringe

[@widge4066]

@@mihaimercenarul7467 okay?

[@nothentai4424]

Dating Sim: has tentacles Everybody: I think we all know where this is going

[@jakesmith1802]

splatoon

[@ran631]

@@jakesmith1802 totally splatoon

[@ran631]

@@jakesmith1802 splatoon r34

[@artonomousr6623]

Yes... the ultimate rimjob.

[@captaincaption]

tentacle kink

[@DragonFyst]

Someone needs to make a knockoff of this where it’s Mark trying to summon Lady Dimitrescu. 😂

[@sottaoru_x_tsukima2165]

😂😂😂😂😂dude I love his face when he has dirty minded thoughts😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Macncheeseyayaa]

markiplier: im mature also mark: *saying demonic chant* "fart- hehehe"

[@Chefkraken]

Who would have thought that a Lovecraftian dating sim would also be a good pronunciation guide for "Worcestershire sauce"

[@Chris-tt4tc]

It doesn't though, it's pronounced 'wuh-ster-sher'

[@Hi-om9bl]

It’s pronounced wrong >:( it’s meant to be wuss ter shurr sauce

[@nugget3975]

I always heard it pronounced as Wooster-shire.

[@DeltaSilver88]

English has some of the weirdest pronunciations... Gloucester and Leicester don't make sense to many foreigners (should really be pronounced as Glow-chester and Ley-chester, but dialectal shortening yeeted three letters).

[@Chris-tt4tc]

@@nugget3975 when shire is in a name like wiltshire or gloucestershire, its pronounced shur/sher. on its own its pronounced properly like when talking about shire horses etc

[@ryanleung364]

Mark: "What am l Equipting Here?" Me: " Have you ever heard of pants?"

[@anchovybushwack472]

Exactly

[@miorazim7110]

that would imply that you need to wear pants in the game

[@badbreakingbadvideos]

So the main character is without pants? weird

[@miorazim7110]

@@badbreakingbadvideos that or he wear's multiper layers of pants, it would also imply that they are unequippable, so yeah

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

The underpants of INFINITE POWER!!

[@The_Fine_Lad]

"MY GOD LOOK AT THAT ASS" -Markiplier, the best quote I have ever heard

[@Atamosk-bu7zt]

Mark: "i'm not a massochist." Also Mark: *opens the embodiment of insanity and flips through it like a sears catalogue*

[@2kchallengewith4video]

how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.4k

[@literallythrowing3264]

Sorry about the bots in your comments bro, this was a good comment

[@snsnshhhs663]

@@literallythrowing3264 Bullshit. This comment is overused. Do you know why? BECAUSE mY CONtENT IZ BETAR!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ……….. kidding

[@teckdeck6480]

"I'm a rolling stone I'm like a- you're a cosmic horror, I'm pretty cool" is such a Mark thing to say

[@clairejones7929]

Sounds like a FOB song title

[@o0Avalon0o]

Side note: Nerd Ficton, thanks for keeping Mark's normal voice alongside the "deep gravelly" edit he asked for. It literally ads depth! Or maybe texture is the right word? All I know is that it's good.

[@Crazypixiness]

It invokes the depth

[@lucastrimble9140]

9:43 Your horror, it was for the bois vine

[@robertgrays8790]

Mark should've sang L'neta his best poem: You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other. Probably.

[@tsayin2662]

Haven’t heard that in years 🥹

[@chipsleftwing]

That's a good poem right there

[@bronzepillar3043]

It’s like a haiku 🥰

[@Admin-mv4jh]

yes, he should

[@quietarsonist5997]

Le`neta: "Take heart, your pledge of devotion will be the last act of humanity for all time ;)" Mark: "yEs pLeaSe"

[@akumuryuu]

"Put a pink mustache there". Now that I think about it, dating eldrich horror is something Warfstache would do.

[@MegDoesStuff0]

Honestly they’d probably be scared of him 🤣

[@whyhellotherexxx8659]

@Savetion 100k KZbin GOD how does this have any relation to the original comment 🤨

[@akumuryuu]

@@whyhellotherexxx8659 Just bots, report and ignore.

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

Ln’eta x warfstache is my new otp

[@maddieullrick4939]

Bold of you to assume Warfstache isn’t an eldritch horror

[@Miajaws]

35:29 it’s that time of the month

[@Ella.12-16]

😂

[@Headless_Toil2418]

She needed to bring those tampons and/or pads. Period.

[@busterbunz9710]

Mark: ehh a squid is fine too L'neta: wait what?! Mark: OHHH YEAH!!!

[@cadensylvester5889]

😂😂

[@zeph6768]

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg lol

[@xpunkinpiex8416]

The “Sorry babe but I’m a rolling stone.” Killed me. 🤣

[@brokenland5154]

I audibly giggled there, lmao

[@knighthunter1791]

The way he said is so inspiring

[@Kekedekes]

Mark: *stumbles over Malibu and omnipotent* Also Mark: *throws out necronomicon like it ain’t no thing*

[@ToastedWafflee]

Probably because he likes a relic named after it in slay the spire

[@Hlebuw3k]

maybe because thats not the first time he said it...

[@Kekedekes]

@@Hlebuw3k My bad. I didn’t know it was that common of a word! He’s probably said Malibu though… All jokes! Mark stumbling when he speaks reminds us that he’s human!

[@Hlebuw3k]

@@Kekedekes thats my point, its not a common word.... yet he still said it so well

[@Kekedekes]

@@Hlebuw3k okay, I think I completely misunderstood your point then! My bad!

[@SCARaw]

with that 38:47 my gf literally said that she would fall for you if she would be cthulu gf...

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

WAIT WHAT

[@DaniJHollis]

The idea of a lovecraftian hellcreature snapping a moist tentacle across Mark's face like a dominatrix sounds exactly up Mark's alley. He couldn't get a 9ft tall vampire vamp, so we settle with what makes up happy next.

[@dailenhowell7304]

couldnt get the tall, so grab the small xD

[@wahlflower3517]

Mark still has a chance at another tall. The last unlockable horror is (I believe) taller than the vampire lady.

[@foxhitsdrums]

imagine showing this comment to a victorian child

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

@@foxhitsdrums shut it twitter user

[@BLANKONTOP]

@@kyvilfongkot6372 imagine showing this comment to a victorian child.

[@mrifat13]

Mark: "Well loo- It wasn't I, It was them! It was them!" Also Mark: "I love this"

[@HalfTangible]

Can you imagine Lovecraft's reaction to knowing his creations lead to THIS? "You know they're supposed to be *scary* right?! I... I need to go lie down..."

[@galactic-hamster7043]

I mean if that is his reaction, then technically we've achieved what he in his time period never could

[@genkureshima9834]

Except that they're not, they're supposed to be downright illogical to the human mind. Completely disconnected to what any human would see as "scary". And to me, dating Cthulhu's daughter/niece/whatever achieves that goal very well.

[@lucifer-librarian9562]

@@genkureshima9834 In all honesty we gotta apreciate what Lovecraft gave to us in his mythos. He gave horror, he gave action, he gave comedy and even romance. You don't see that often

[@arandomkobold8403]

​@@shinesparkss5193hold on, let me look this up

[@arandomkobold8403]

​@@shinesparkss5193What the fuck

[@paigeforesman4246]

when mark said “i know it do baby” (33:47) it sounds like young gravy BABAHHA