WADE LITERALLY BREAKS HIS HAND | UNO

[@marbleswan6664]

Two rules of UNO: Don't show your hand, and don't dislocate your hand.

[@crimson_ichor]

@Artistic tomato lol

[@dansattah]

@Artistic tomato Depends on the game. Showing the playable backside of your cards is a main mechanic in UNO Flip.

[@Ttomgap07]

Great rule

[@xx0maxi]

Lol

[@kairu_aname]

@@dansattah In this case just break your wrist every time the cards flip.

[@charlespip9562]

"I just jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated," -Wade

[@Ciguana]

nice

[@yphoenix5957]

This has to be a Lordminion777 thing.

[@skarrynight3360]

Wrist

[@subspace2913]

Wrist*

[@randomisaac5959]

Lock the wrist

[@mycommentsmayoffendyou6194]

“I JUST DISLOCATED MY HAND” Everyone else, calmly: “Really?”

[@NWolfsson]

I mean, it's such a weird situation, between Wade being awfully collected about that, the fact he popped *his entire hand* off, which is rather uncommon I'd think... And yeah knowing later that he did that because of *Jazz Handing* is just frosting... Do Wade has hyperlax joints?

[@lincolnsand5127]

@@NWolfsson what's a hyperlax joint?

[@thecrazycat4723]

Karate Potato ya lol 😂 XD

[@zerlichr426]

@@lincolnsand5127 aka elastic joints that can dislocated easly. And i don't think he has. Still how you can DISLOCATE hand by Jazz handing. When i get angry i slam desk so hard, that desk bend and i NEVER had that problem.

[@AlkalineSphere]

I've seen wade slam his desk and even that never made him dislocate his hand.

[@panboo4628]

Wade: "Call me Achilles cuz my ankle hurts!" (15:50) Wade, not even a minute and a half later: *dislocates wrist* (17:00) F O R E S H A D O W I N G

[@gant73]

17:05 *POP*

[@devontamosley4487]

Bill Cypher (Gravity Falls): "Hey Achilles, how's the heel?!"

[@Intacfil]

Obviously scripted

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

call me achilles, cuz I'm gay

[@auroraofclanborealis]

​@The Pumpkin King Call me Sappho, because I am too

[@olivermoth]

doctor: so how exactly did you dislocate your hand? Wade: listen you’re gonna laugh

[@ivodijkman137]

I actually laughed so hard when reading this... So I guess YOU RITE!

[@krewlex_ghost]

@@ivodijkman137 Aww, me too, man

[@Voltgloss]

Perfect comment.

[@OhStylerrYT]

300th like

[@juliansoria7733]

I laughed though

[@prajakthamallya9818]

Wade: *legit dislocates his wrist* Mark & Bob: *casually continue playing*

[@lonelypidgeon9519]

Prajaktha Mallya I think they thought it was a bit, which is why they freaked out AFTER 😂

[@jakedavis2954]

Mark sounded concerned

[@highluxpotato810]

Reminds me of the time when i broke my arm at school and none of the kids helped me (except for the teachers) It’s true i did break my arm. I was 5 years old and i think it was on a Thursday. I still have the scars from the operation from 8 years ago back in 2012. You know that scene in the 2nd harry potter movie where that dumb professor makes harry’s arm all bent? That was pretty much my arm. Anyway, imma go now. Bai

[@absolutezer32]

Wow that's a good story

[@highluxpotato810]

Absolute Zerø i dont even know why i even do this with my life. I just go from normal conversation to full on story lol

[@thinthle]

I thought he was gonna break his hand in a *RAGE* fit no no turns out it's *JaZz* Hands who could've known.

[@wellthatsjustprime4107]

Its Barbras fault

[@yelhsaviolet]

thinthle that’s what I said too

[@chickenchoicejudy]

This is fucken Barbara's fault

[@marinaraman8238]

@@chickenchoicejudy YOU RIGHT

[@disgruntledmole]

Yah like jazzzzz?

[@snailmail2000]

Everyone is talking about the jazz hand dislocation I'm just trying to figure out what Mark thought Wade said.

[@desleastevens783]

He thought he said “I’ll make you sin” I think

[@tiptoetallyhoe4439]

@@desleastevens783 I thought it was “I’ll suck your sin” I’m so confused and curious

[@desleastevens783]

To watch I’m not quite sure about my guess. You could be right

[@Ronald98]

same bro

[@pingus1038]

We a bit late to this vide but that’s okay

[@figgy4540]

Wade: OW MY WRIST JUST POPPED. I JUST DISLOCATED MY HAND! Mark: rEaLy

[@withdrawn_illustrator356]

Anthony Figueroa Bob: Huh?

[@insaincaldo]

You gotta wonder, Mark is in disbelief, but I can't determine if it was lack of faith, or of the stupidity.

[@obamamii1790]

I was the 1,000th like

[@bdubmcgee1953]

@@obamamii1790 I was the 1010 like

[@paceclark9766]

When did he break it

[@thenumberquelve158]

Wade dislocated his wrist when NOT playing with Barbara. A statistical improbability!!

[@KaiTheMemeKing]

**le gasp**

[@olivermensinger6022]

TheNumberQuelve what are the odds!

[@TealEyesPersonal]

Well yes, but actually yes.

[@overcooked_ice9446]

She’s so jealous she used telepathy to dislocate it. Try again

[@luck3w0lf]

ITS ALL BARBARAS FAULT

[@saraliz241]

“I jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated” is such a mood

[@chickenchoicejudy]

How?

[@saraliz241]

For people confused about how I find this a mood....I’m an awkward theatre kid........I tend to do jazz hands often

[@armaanahmad6504]

Artistic tomato I think it could also symbolise how u do dumb stuff so much that u eat urself in problems (that’s what it can symbolise, not talking about u)

[@kellym9190]

That’s the whitest injury ever 🤣

[@redisaverycoolcolor6520]

Actually... it’s not

[@DesolateLavender]

Everyone's talking about how Wade dislocated his hand, or what Mark thought he said, but I'm just appreciating the fact Wade went ahead and waited to give his wife a raid. Just... so cute.

[@Sophia-fk6km]

What does that mean? I've been looking through the comments to understand

[@Sophia-fk6km]

What does giving her a raid mean?

[@Sophia-fk6km]

WAAAIT, like sending all your stream watchers over to her stream?? That's sweet- nvm, my brain figured it out through cRiTiCaL tHiNk ThOnKs

[@pjesmile]

@@Sophia-fk6km glad you figured it out, man!

[@ericbelander2319]

What did he think he said

[@irrelevantperson785]

I need to see Wade's footage now. An achievement as magical as obtaining an injury by jazz hands-ing too hard needs to be seen to be believed. Lmao..

[@anastasiadzincioloski4911]

I'm waiting for his upload lol

[@royalradio1976]

you can find him on twitch. just go there.

[@theun-bearablefriends8014]

I was in the stream and it was kinda funny and sad at the same time cause he jazz handsed and all of the sudden he doubled over and then when the stream ended we went to Molly’s stream because they raided and everyone was telling her that wade needed to take care of his hand and that he broke it

[@irrelevantperson785]

@@theun-bearablefriends8014 Oh, dang. She took care of him shortly afterwards, yeah?

[@Effect-Without-Cause]

The streams name was "Three Peens in A Pod (July 9, 2019)" just after 04:53:30 in case someone wants to look up the vod.

[@artwizardsam3238]

That ending is Hilarious I've watched it like five times! *"Go give my wife love, n-not the kind that makes me jealous"* **Mark flinches**

[@dukem8774]

Wait wot

[@artwizardsam3238]

@@RoroSpooks 20:28

[@Rin-cx3hd]

I read that as it happend

[@drea94]

That's not a 'flinch' though?

[@smokinggnu6584]

@@drea94 That's more of a ''please stop talking'' face.

[@FredbearOfficial]

🎵 I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS...🎵 **LOUD CRACK** 🎵*wade cries in tune*🎵

[@Skippito2004]

Fred bear this actually made me laugh. I applaud you 👏🏻

[@christytompkins4518]

Lol

[@bettrthnur1039]

🎵I CAN MAKE YOUR HAND CRACK🎵 Same thing

[@RednightPpman97]

The time?

[@Astarust]

I'm trying not to laugh because I'm in a reastraunt

[@emmasullivan2274]

4:06 Wade: "The clock is ticking" [Redacted] fans: *panik*

[@churnedgnome752]

top hat mark!

[@jaimebibelot4398]

He was so thrilled when he got the top hat. It's a shame he's dead now...

[@largeboy5577]

what's your pfp? I don't recognize it probably cus it's redacted

[@sohanierampersaud7424]

I SAW THAT AND DASHED TO THE COMMENTS

[@creeperqueen181]

@@largeboy5577 Oh you poor soul. Whos gonna tell him?

[@r8cubing666]

Wade: *jazz hands* Wade's wrist: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career.

[@dingdawng]

Hah. That's funny. I'm going to laugh.

[@kellym9190]

_U RIGHT_

[@cubixrohan]

You stole my profile picture idea

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

I'm about the ruin this man's whole wrist*

[@evantambolang3052]

It's f*cking Barbara's fault

[@electricanimations6183]

Highlights of this video: 1. Wade dislocates his hand. 16:58 2. Wade beat boxes as a robot. 12:58

[@katesmallwood4192]

Electric Animations don’t forget his ankle pain moment lmao

[@Zoroark_Master]

And when mark thought wade said a dirty word

[@imnotusingthisanymore2300]

where timestamps?

[@Da_Swifta]

10 subs with videos just watch the video

[@OscarBoscar889]

your our savior. and the reason why im reading the comments

[@mmortimus]

Wade: *breaks his hand* Doctor: how did you break your hand? Mark: tHiS iS fUcKiNg BaRbRaS fAuLt!

[@SaturnThePlanet1248]

lol

[@djekdozovitch3679]

You right

[@k.a.m8261]

Yes I agree

[@jupiterpoopiter]

uh huh, mhm, aw me too man

[@libsybum3591]

I dislocated my knee cap standing up and my jaw brushing my teeth 🙈

[@annaisme16]

Bob's softest most genuine little "no..." After Wade "beatboxed" was just.. painfully hilarious

[@samuelgross5554]

I love how when wade tries to be funny, it results in an awkward silence, but when he is just being Wade he just naturally says or does something that is just so rediculous or.......wade-like, it ends up being hilarious

[@micahdadbeh5955]

That’s kind of like what people say about me. When I try to be funny and never works out but when I do something stupid on accident everyone just start laughing

[@chevyj9789]

@@micahdadbeh5955 Dude fucking same bro, I just feel like everybody fucking hates me

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I can't think of a single time Wade made a joke and made everybody break down laughing. Like you said, though, I can think of several case where he nearly killed Mark or Bob or both with laughter just saying stuff.

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

Thats actually how it goes for most people who are trying to be funny on purpoise

[@karissaruppert-kan3726]

13:58 perfect example of wade being hilarious without telling a joke

[@silverlight6074]

11:45 *Globox AI reveals Mark's hand to everyone* Wade: "Hey Mark, you have a +2?"

[@remwastaken]

@@ianknowlton5172 no, i'm 100% sure everyone could see it

[@Gokuisa]

@@remwastaken They even mentioned that the AI was looking at Mark's cards, they couldn't see his hand, it was a card that specifically let the AI look at someone else's cards.

[@TimothyGod]

Haidenisa no it’s everyone, in he past you could see through marks perspective other peoples hands hat were revealed

[@silverlight6074]

@@ianknowlton5172 Counter-point; go to "REVERSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE!! | UNO" at 36:39, where the AI plays the same card and reveals Wade's hand to the table. Or at least to Mark's perspective, maybe it discriminates against Bob.

[@silverlight6074]

@@Gokuisa You're thinking of when someone challenges a Wild Draw Four. In *that* situation, only the challenger gets to see the other player's hand, to check for cards matching the previous color

[@Mothkid666]

Mark: Talk slower Wade, talk slower Wade: *M A S T U R B A T I O N*

[@inferno367]

Time?

[@tanisha9621]

@@inferno367 19:47

[@brynh.9311]

I was looking through the comments and I saw this and was like “wtf?” And then Wade said it at the exact moment I thought that🤣😂

[@sinney4900]

Okay, but like, most left-handed people still masturbate with their right hand

[@sinney4900]

@@luminary_ how do you think?

[@aidanvannynatten2787]

0:38 “He loaned it to me and I’m giving it back, with interest” Wade Barnes, you drop some intellectual gems every now and then, despite them being subtle and easy to miss.

[@SasukeTheCursed]

I think Wade needs to be escorted to the hospital. He refuses to go on his own, and it seems like hes falling apart. I mean Jazz hands dislocated his wrist? His pinkie has been tingling for several days? I think its time for an intervention.

[@kimjohnson2742]

tru dat it seems like he has some problems

[@SuperAdnan117]

Turnip soup.

[@nikkit.5959]

The pinkie thing likely isn't a big deal, probably just an irritated nerve that needs time to heal. My arm and some of my fingers were numb/tingly along my medial nerve for a couple of weeks earlier this year and everything's fine now. Medication can help it along too tho.

[@logandavis5738]

The pinkie thing sounds like a mini stroke

[@falu3615]

sans

[@addison2038]

Mad respect for Wade continuing Uno after dislocating his wrist 😂😂😂

[@codemorio]

I can tell you that a dislocated elbow hurts like hell, a wrist must be as painful if not more

[@addison2038]

CodeMariokids oh for sure, I dislocated my shoulder and and my God did it hurt 😂 I can’t image a wrist

[@gavincarle3063]

I've done both, wrist isn't as bad personally

[@JTRAPDOOR1]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@grim1044]

The wrist should hurt less cause you move you're shoulders more often just keep your wrist staright it's harder to keep your shoulder straight

[@SmrtkaTV]

17:00 Markiplier: **snaps** Wade: *_*Hand pops*_*

[@novajohnson4302]

i knew that if i scrolled down far enough i would find it

[@SKII7LES]

I don’t think mark, snapped I think that was wade’s hand popping

[@SmrtkaTV]

@@SKII7LES ik but u dont have to ruin the meme that markiplier is kinda thanos lmao

[@jaredargento1511]

Que the X-Files theme!

[@ralphlotus]

That pop was nasty yo

[@XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX]

Anyone else think it's real sweet how Wade was willing to slog through more Uno to give his wife a sweet raid? And Bob and Mark are happy to help?

[@savanna4898]

Memento Mori

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@savanna4898 Unus. Annus.

[@bubblenest2572]

What does this mean to “give a raid”?

[@XxDiZfUnKtIoNxX]

@@bubblenest2572 it's a twitch thing. Streamers on twitch "raid" each other when they're done streaming, as in bring their viewers to another stream. It's a big boost to their viewers and it's a nice thing to do.

[@hiwaga7399]

​​@@bubblenest2572 it's a twitch feature where at the end of your livestream you can send all your viewers to wath someone else's livestream.

[@harig6028]

First, Wade explodes. Then, Wade breaks his hand. Next Video: Wade literally cleaves himself in half

[@juicymoose8968]

This comment is so underrated

[@badcornflakes6374]

Wasn't that in an animation?

[@starlight4649]

Wade literally shits out his kidneys and needs a machine to live!

[@J-Boy69420]

Probably. Most likely. And it'll be by Barbara's hand.

[@keekee2880]

Wade f*cking dies xD

[@limelacroixcan]

"Is that the same hand that your pinkie tingles on?" Idk why that's so wholesome to me, they're like an old married couple lol

[@outofthisworldanimations3718]

All good friendships are like old married couple relationships.

[@Matt-sk1rc]

eyy it's an unus!

[@limelacroixcan]

@@Matt-sk1rc ayyyy

[@Flamuski]

ayyyy

[@outofthisworldanimations3718]

ayyyy

[@shygamegeek5330]

Wade in the hospital. Doctor: “Ok sir. How did you break your hand?” Wade: “Well....... it was just a typical day of Online Uno with friends........”

[@xplrscar1201]

Bruhhhhh

[@lead_tv]

"I unoed too hard"

[@datgamerulike4239]

"...and I was listening to "All That Jazz"..."

[@anonymousperidot7446]

Doctor: “That’s the 5th case this mouth.”

[@dan-xl4mg]

U was playing tag once with my friends and he jumped over a fence and I tried the same thing and I fell on my hand and broke it lol😂😂 the funny part about it I didn't stop playing tag for 5 more minutes when I noticed it

[@MiningOrik]

"The clock is ticking." Not anymore Wade.

[@mementomori3411]

Don’t do that don’t give me hope

[@messyalien5164]

The clock never stops ticking Death is inevitable ~ Unus Annus

[@nishinyaa]

🖤🤍

[@Lou-Lou-]

Unus Annus

[@Unlucky1238]

Memento mori

[@jessica.a295]

0:31 I’m sorry but this editing deserves more recognition.

[@nonjostreams]

Jessica. A i agree

[@Xazyv]

You're right, that's pretty good :3

[@nikoletak]

I rate it a sold 11 out of 10

[@CM-rt6ki]

Jessica. A 10/10 would recommend

[@browhattheactualfu-2659]

You sent me to an ad XD

[@slimmii111]

17:57 “No the hand bone connects to the wrist bone, Mark”

[@dramaticate1885]

So i was going through the comments and right as I read this he said it.

[@slimmii111]

Savannah Rushing nice😂😂

[@dennisparraga9626]

Savannah Rushing You lucky bastard

[@ButterTaint]

Oh yeah it's big brain time

[@lillieteehee6953]

Savannah Rushing lmao I constantly get a weird kind of luck with that

[@hufflefluff3236]

Wade 2015: "I'm pretty sure I just broke my finger." Mark: "Wait really?!" Wade: "No. I don't think so." Mark: "What?! then why did you say that? There's No hyperbole here!" --Drunk Minecraft #67 Wade 2019: "I just jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated," Mark: "........." --Uno

[@JustBeingACactus.]

Anastasia Zito I just went back for the Minecraft video and was not disappointed lmao

[@persiawiebe5761]

when did that one happen lol

[@grim_secret3332]

@Gabrielle The Trickster Angel WAIT- SUPERNATURAL? -Please?-

[@243CJ]

Damn the continuity in this show is fanatastic

[@crimsonphoenix1175]

Did people literally not read #67

[@Romandy13]

14:00 Mark laughing so hard that he nearly misses his timer made me internally panic for a minute.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Why are they even laughing I don’t get it

[@Lol-sv1zy]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 wade being stupid

[@_riddlemethis]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 it’s just funny, you’re playing with friends so you’re gonna laugh

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@_riddlemethis well yeah but…. At the time stamp nothing funny has happened

[@_riddlemethis]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 YOU don’t have to find it funny, they did though, things are funnier when you’re again, with friends

[@novaofthenorth]

"That's why that call it ankle pain" Most underrated moment of this episode. Go wade 😂✊

[@fluffyseahorse4170]

Joanne Barrera timestamp?

[@thedanceofitaly2170]

15:58

[@fluffyseahorse4170]

CJ Tweedy thanks

[@iguessimjustme5316]

I swear i forgot about that. 😂😂😂😂 i guess thats why they call it ankle pain

[@Ms.Anonymous]

"Ah limping around"

[@godslaughter]

I once sneezed and dislocated my shoulder and then went on with my day so yeah, Wade, I feel you

[@spadehenri8300]

how tf-

[@angelapickett198]

Must've been one heck of a sneeze

[@sketcherlays]

👁👄👁

[@Donjuliosmother]

You have some strong ass sneezes 😭

[@bobbytonson5890]

Did you put it back in or are you just living with it?

[@jazmin5616]

16:57 Wade starts talking and then injures himself. 17:07 you can hear the pop as Wade pops his wrist back into place. (Also, ow?!)

[@wannabemoiramain9227]

Jordan Mills oh god just click that time stamp over and over and the pop gets worse every time. And yes ow

[@mercuryboy7448]

Holy shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhh sjdgeonsgjwjshdkeeeceuisnals dear God I'm dieing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@orangexlightning]

That's actually not the sound of Wade's wrist that's just the sound of the game. You can tell if you watch the clip on his Twitch.

[@AtlanticGiantPumpkin]

Thank you for this cause I got PTSD from dislocating my joints many times a year.

[@OwlyWood69]

I legit almost vomited

[@AsymptoteInverse]

1:55 It's a small detail, but that strangled noise Wade makes when something terrible happens always makes me smile.

[@UserDude]

Video title: "Wade literally breaks his hand" Me: "Did he rage so hard it broke?" Me: "Did his dogs made him trip on his wrist?" Me: "Did a dragon bust in the room and telepathically compelled him to hammer his own hand, and he failed the Will saving throw???" Wade: "I tried to do jazz hands..."

[@appledash4ever951]

Me Relate to your comment lmao

[@landon7459]

He jazz handed too hard

[@rhiannontaylor8283]

Oh

[@scarletthread4921]

Nah, he failed his dex save by one

[@blueketchup9055]

UserDude There are 666 likes and I don't have it in me to ruin that

[@starchild3238]

Wade’s wife: How did you hurt your hand? Wade: Jazz hands 👐

[@ConfettiBerg]

It's very dangerous you know.

[@bluej6107]

Specifically, "Jazz hands-ing to hard"

[@axolotl0424]

Molly: Yeah, that makes sense

[@samrzhevskyy]

Molly: idiot 😂 Because Molly is a savage

[@naulathecat991]

@@samrzhevskyy I read that Mongelly

[@gamerman0252]

Let’s hope Wade went to the doctor after this because dislocating your hand from just jazzing is a really bad thing

[@isabellamcburnett2622]

Gamerman02 A.O.N I read that as just jizzing....I blame Mark for my mind🤣

[@The_Keeper]

@@isabellamcburnett2622 If he dislocates his hand from Jizzing, he should probably still go see a doctor. 😁

[@theabsoluteworstest]

In a previous installment of uno wade says his pinky had been numb for a few days

[@elitememes5048]

Gamerman02 A.O.N 1000th like

[@Ali_Radmard]

Your 1000th like

[@sittin.on.da.counter4122]

"My wife streams in five minutes" 🥺🥺🥺 I hope that molly and wade stay together forever they're so adorable and he wanted to be there

[@the_doot_slayer4301]

"With great power, comes with great ass." - Wade2019

[@saniktehhedge6691]

which part is exactly that

[@wowleethe1258]

3:42 your welcome

[@saniktehhedge6691]

@@wowleethe1258 thanks fam

[@ShimshamTheClown]

But if your to strong you might get attacked by the god of jazz hands

[@lead_tv]

"with great power comes great ass"*

[@melodybishop6279]

Mark: We have to go for another minute. Also Mark: **wins immediately**

[@PineappleGamen]

“I jazz handed so hard that I dislocated my hand” Wade 2019

[@gordonmorgan3131]

A fuckin mood-

[@jeannetteabitante6249]

MikeyDaPineapple :D i laughed so hard at that part 🤣

[@KaiKatasukii]

mark: *calls bob wade* wade: uhh that's bob a few minutes later mark: *asks bob what color he needs* wade: *answers for bob* bob is the confirmed braincell that wade and mark are not allowed to have

[@biscuitfacegamer256]

"With great power comes a great ass." -Wade, 2019

[@Azrael_Equinox]

And broken hands apparently...

[@NatalieMinshull]

That's why his booty's so twooty.

[@YaBoiJayyy1]

Shadow Paradox perfect

[@YaBoiJayyy1]

👌

[@marblesoda_bish]

With great power comes, great big booty bitc-

[@ifwjah]

4:06 "the clock is ticking!" *1 year later* Unnus Annus: "The clock is ticking, time's running out."

[@3Guys1Video]

D:

[@isabellee.alyssaa]

I like ur pfp @obvssa

[@rebeccaz6362]

My thoughts when I heard that😂

[@cccccccsssss]

Unus not Unnus

[@BigSadCrouton]

200th like

[@dont_question_my_motives]

Okay but it’s actually really cute that wade wanted to prolong the game (despite being hungry) so he could send all their viewers to his wife

[@lindsm01]

how did Bob & Mark not absolutely lose their sh*t when Wade started beat boxing as a robot at 13:00 ? my and my sister just laughed for five minutes straight so hard we couldn’t breathe..

[@cjthesorceress7937]

Wade: Oh, look at this, it's so nice and blue! Globox: *plays a blue draw 2* Wade: *has a mental and physical breakdown*

[@ayshmoonking]

And physical 😂😂

[@itsyahomegirl1568]

👋😄👋 Jazz hands :D

[@spencerphillips5019]

Well to be honest i was expecting wade to rage and smash his wrist against his desk but nope he committed jazz hands wrist dislocation

[@omegaboss7776]

Same

[@erebus6335]

Mark: “Bob, I don’t do this out if spite-“ *draws a +2* Also Mark: *saves his +2 to screw him again later, this time WITH spite.*

[@MrSirWivd]

1st +2 - this one does not spark spite 2nd +2 - this one sparks spite

[@UrResidentGhost]

The fact that wade kept streaming so he could raid his wife to makeup for last night it so sweet.

[@toverstaf3847]

Right when Wade dislocated his wrist I got a notification of jablinski games' new video "Broken wrists and old friends"

[@silverraxtus9622]

Coincidence? I think not.

[@aerofbreath]

For some reason I read that as mark

[@tickles61]

That is just too perfect....

[@kathryndunn8052]

Wade: *dislocates hand while aggressively doing jazz hands* Me: Is that....is that even possible? Me: *starts to do jazz hands but stops in fear of dislocating hand*

[@bleachmeme8585]

lol I did the same thing

[@superherowolf2444]

Kathryn Dunn I actually had the urge to do that AFTER he dislocated his hand

[@PhantomMoondrop]

Same

[@grim_secret3332]

14:01

[@dukem8774]

Same

[@ChyanneNeese13]

Wade: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST DISLOCATED MY HAND!!" Mark and Bob simultaneously: Mark: "... really?..." Bob: "...huh?..."

[@dogedog8686]

Queen_Of_Hearts What time?

[@voltronimusprime3833]

@@dogedog8686 16:58

[@delilahkreitz822]

And you can hear the pop!!!! 17:06-17:07

[@BPKPhoenix]

Dude... that made me cringe in pain so hard, GOD man... ;v;

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@delilahkreitz822 I thought that was him hitting the table

[@kawaiikrystals7618]

*Goes To the doctor* Doctor- “How did you dislocate your wrist?” Wade- “I Jazz handed so hard my wrist dislocated” *Crickets*

[@seangriffith1899]

Kawaii Krystals “you’ll never guess.”

[@chessinator3000]

Mark:Yeah we were just playing Uno. *crickets intensify*

[@DanersMann]

Bob: Wade got to jump in on himself THE ROOM IS FILLED WITH CRICKETS

[@ktony859]

“Get out of my office.”

[@chessinator3000]

@@ktony859 "Aww....."

[@bendrowned4021]

This was surprisingly the most chill part of Uno... *Wade causally breaks hand whilst using the power of jazz*

[@briannab2330]

“That was me trying to beatbox as a robot” “Yeah we could tell.” “Was it good..?” “... no.” These make me laugh so hard

[@darkness8238]

One of the funniest moments from this episode!

[@preston3048]

I love how you can straight up here his wrist pop back into place 17:05.

[@SquishyKaiTink]

It’s actually 17:07

[@d-man779]

Wade wins The First Person To Break Their Hand In Uno Award

[@aidenroy2569]

dennis min clearly have never played a good old fashion family game of uno before... shit gets real, bones break.

[@Amixan0402]

Virtual uno

[@thegooobley1993]

@@aidenroy2569 my brother won 2 rounds in a row. He's still taking his dirt nap

[@jaemae-td1qk]

Hahahahaha ha... well y’see, I won that first- I slammed the table so hard that my wrist fractured. Please do not ask.

[@KainaX122]

Maain X and nothing gets broken playing virtual gold either, right?

[@heirtoroma4152]

17:12 You can actually hear the bone reset. He wasn’t lying

[@sterlingmuse5808]

That's honestly a really good thing - I've heard that after the adrenaline dies down, having a dislocated joint reset can be extremely painful

[@heirtoroma4152]

Sterling Muse Without collagen for lubrication it’s basically like grinding pieces of sandpaper together. Bone on bone contact is extremely painful outside of its structure and joints.

[@Daymusik]

Ew

[@maxiscoolaf]

Heir to Roma I think you mean 17:07

[@saracampbell1936]

I heard that. I know how that feels to dislocate a joint.

[@konjurist]

“Alright Mark, you can have your hand back”

[@jvcksoo]

Butterpillar Person scrolling through the comment section I hope you have a super excellent day!!!!! 😊 Love from a small youtuber💕

[@victoriatal7842]

If u know what i mean

[@tylergendron7910]

MEB_TIC_96 yes.

[@skarrynight3360]

That's weird Wade's the one who messed up his hand. Yes I know it's a joke.

[@codyblencowe8914]

I love wade right at the end: "go give my wife love... not the kind that would make me jealous" 😂

[@DestroyCirca]

I love how Mark remembers his friend has a tingle in his pinky. What a cute friend 😂

[@marinaraman8238]

I think this was filmed after the last UNO video.

[@electricanimations6183]

@@marinaraman8238 Yea they did this vid and the last in one session so.

[@javeriajamal9471]

2019 Mark: "oh the clock is ticking? Oh ThE cLoCk?" 2020 Mark: The clock never tops ticking. Death is inevitable. Unnus Annus.

[@largeboy5577]

*Unus

[@messyalien5164]

@@largeboy5577 Annus

[@vic_x]

UNUS

[@yousureboutthat1271]

Unus Annus ... Now, that's a name that brings back some memories.

[@messyalien5164]

@@yousureboutthat1271 A cult worth joining 👍

[@frap7774]

*goes to a doctor* *Doctor* : so what seems to be the problem? *Wade* : I dislocated my hand... *Doctor* : How did you dislocate your hand? *Wade* : .... *inaudible whisper* ... *Doctor* : Excuse me can you please speak up *Wade* : I was doing jazz hands.... *Doctor* :......... *Wade* :....... *Doctor* : Leave, leave right now

[@jadeallison1973]

YES

[@jaehaalexander1172]

Nahhhh Dr. will splint it and then tell the staff and laugh about it 😂 and it will become a running meme in the office like "Hey you remember that guy who broke his hand doing jazz hands?"😂

[@supernovavoidking6169]

me:you think this is a joke ILL DO IT AGAIN *jazz hands intensify* *pop* AHHHHHHHHHH doc:...you fucking idiot me:*hand goes limp and hits the thing im sitting on* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Clayton9510]

WHICH WAS WAS THE CHAIR POINTING?!? WAS IT KNEES UP??? This is the Devil's work... Yeh hear me boy??? WHAT WER YEH SACRIFICING?!? (Check out Distractible if you havent already!)

[@dawnwolf6755]

The Eminem song Wade was talking about was 'love the way you lie' the line was: "Get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane" for anyone wondering.

[@dawnwolf6755]

At 16:05

[@justkirbykong5078]

17:14 “I jazz handed so hard” WHEEZE

[@kingmarx1657]

Thank you for the time stamp

[@Stardew248]

*Wade goes to the doctor* Doc:"uh Mr.Wade I need to know how you dislocated your wrist. So how did you?" Wade:"Jazz handing to hard." *cricket noises.* Doc:"..ok you are need for some physical and mental treatment."

[@victoriavf2785]

It dosen't make sense jazz hands is a pretty commen and normal thing you can get hurt in many ways thats just one of them it dosen't have anything to do with metal health

[@Adam-ox7zo]

@@victoriavf2785 it's a joke, he is calling him crazy (not like actually crazy just jokingly crazy) because he somehow managed to dislocate is hand by jazz handing. It's uncommon to say the least to dislocate it that way and is actually a bit comical. When I say crazy it is like when u call your friend crazy but you don't call a psychiatrist, it is just a joke

[@victoriavf2785]

@@Adam-ox7zo i know but I just don't Like when things don't make sense knew it were a joke just didn't get it

[@Adam-ox7zo]

@@victoriavf2785 oh ok

[@sprite6457]

Wade: I just dislocated my hand !/ Mark: really

[@meldrickedwards1838]

@@okie8121 I guess Mark just wanted to be sure Wade was serious.

[@szorrin6812]

He most likely didn't actually dislocate it. A dislocated wrist doesn't just 'pop back' like a dislocated shoulder can.

[@noone4302]

honestly just the fact they all wanted to raid the stream afterwards is just so wholesome...like aww

[@christalize763]

Wade: OW! MY WRIST JUST POPPED! Everyone else: *Totally calm*

[@hydrahayday5090]

I keep watching that part over and over. I feel so bad for Wade but Mark's "really" is hilarious

[@christalize763]

@@hydrahayday5090 ikr

[@Celestial_Emizel]

I have a feeling they were either confused or didn't believe it

[@alexdrawsstuff5894]

Me: *Laughing my ass off*

[@dogbrainz6352]

I love how Wade dislocated his hand and they just causally continued to play uno as they talk about it,,

[@charmanderthelastpokemon5453]

Bob: Why is it always the D? Can it be some other letter? Mark: Look, look, you don't know how my mind works, let me work. *Couple seconds later* Wade: Can we work togeth- D!

[@natalielukens4525]

Wade: "The clock is ticking!" Mark making fun of him: "Oh oh yeah the clock." *4 months later* Unus Annus is born

[@thatonerandomperson954]

uno is mostly fun when everyone insults each other and fight and especially when wade screams

[@bladerulz]

Wade thinks he is safe but Barbara will return in all her glory watch!!!

[@DanersMann]

I think that was Barbara's presence over wade and she didn't like his "taunting".

[@DanersMann]

You know what? I think Barbara is telling wade to stop blaming people (pointing fingers). =D

[@mcp7158]

Im sorry but...which Barbara are we talking about here?Im curious

[@bladerulz]

@@mcp7158 Barbara that faced wade in uno

[@mcp7158]

@@bladerulz oh sorry...I taught it was Barbara Dunkleman for a sec

[@moroselymelancholy7821]

4:05 Wade: THe CloCK iS tICkinG * UNUS ANUS INTENSIFIES *

[@norhayatimamat5446]

Unus *ANUS*

[@muffingod1734]

*A N U S*

[@dayne6315]

*A N U S*

[@justminamoto6445]

*A N U S*

[@chromognome1911]

@@justminamoto6445 *_A N U S_*

[@ashleyberkowitz8772]

“Oh, I dislocated my hand!” *Everyone else keeps playing*

[@aethstan2330]

It popped back in so there's no reason to.stop it when he's using his right

[@dexeronstarsurge]

@@aethstan2330 well, i mean.. He should have immediately got himself to a doctor..

[@aethstan2330]

@@dexeronstarsurge they'd have done nothing, if anything they'd have popped it back in place but he already did that so there's no need, if anything they'd say to have painkillers if it Hurts

[@philbigleys5031]

Wade: "Yeah, we had a rough night last night, so I want to do something nice for her." Wife in the background: "BREAK YOUR HAND THEN AND SHOW ME YOU LOVE ME!" Wade: *follows through*

[@weenies]

13:00 my last 3 braincells when i’m taking a test

[@ari-bun5861]

Lol dead

[@ari-bun5861]

Me: (beat boxing) Teacher: ( dying inside) Me: that was me trying to betbox Teacher: yeah we know Me: was it good? Radom student: no

[@-DumpsterFire]

mood

[@messed.up.sleep.schedule4588]

Doctor: So tell me again how you hurt your hand? Wade: *_I jazz handed too hard_* Edit: Woah, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten. Thanks soo much! ❤️

[@supereststinger]

"I jazz handed too hard" thats wade language for: I did what i do in my spare time to hard

[@lycanthis9963]

*insert JJJ's laugh from SP2*

[@jaylincarey8436]

5 bucks says the doctors mistakes him for saying jizzed in his hand 😂

[@colonelcrockett2250]

@@supereststinger I made the mistake of drinking water while reading that lmao

[@Internet_stuffs]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@avagene3335]

Common: Mark and Wade fighting for Bob Rare: Bob and Wade fighting for Mark A myth: Mark and Bob fighting for Wade

[@jay-b1223]

1:52 “Aww. It’s so beautiful and blue- _EüGhH”_

[@Kana-ne9kd]

i read that as soon as he said that 😂😂😂

[@rachelr9126]

The popping probably come from the sudden stretch of every ligament and tendons causing a swelling.... Good luck with your recovery wade😇

[@caseyjehoich4394]

This person needs a metal for actualy being logical unlike most of youtube as someone who plans on becoming a phlebotomist or a surgeon I can say you have my respect and always will

[@rachelr9126]

@@caseyjehoich4394 phlebotomist? Never heard of that profession. But i looked it up and sounds pretty interesting! Im in my final year of becoming a physical therapist.

[@sashawhite8148]

RachelR ye they're great I get my bloods done often

[@Drghost1235]

RachelR they puncture veins for a living

[@BigBoss1228]

@@caseyjehoich4394 *medal

[@jackthedrummerboi6230]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The part you came for, Is 17:02

[@HimboJimbo]

Thanks

[@jessicaeskebk5945]

Lol that rimes

[@cameronplano296]

Thank you!!!!

[@lupusincidus]

Beautiful. Thank you xD

[@plabfishchowder8314]

You sly dog

[@crazycarter5205]

Mark: "i can't win on tuesday..." Bob: "haha...oh it is tuesday" me: "HOLY SHIT ITS TUESDAY" *runs out the door*

[@Sophia-fk6km]

HOLY CRAP IT'S TUESDAY!! AUGUST 17 2021

[@siren_oleander3]

Watching on Tuesday, December 20, 2022 what are the freaking odds of that

[@Sammi238]

Heat of the moment?

[@themaskedfacade9939]

Here on Tuesday, August 6th, 2024

[@errordark18]

Here on Tuesday August 13, 2024

[@anotheravatarlover5207]

Me: *reads title *”Oh shit what did Wade claim Bwaaah did **_now?”_*

[@abdulmoiz5706]

17:01

[@Axel87197]

17:01 OW I DISLOCATED MY HAND mark: rEaLlY?

[@fahadsaad750]

hUh?

[@DarkEyeMuzak]

YoU oK

[@ari-bun5861]

Bob: hUh? Wade Pops it back Screams in pain

[@firebird5528]

@Blitz Le Floof I like your profile pic!

[@Axel87197]

@@firebird5528 Thank you so much! My bf made it for me! :D He's an amazing artist! ^w^

[@darkness8238]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Barbara: Wade: beatboxes like a CRACK HEAD

[@rev0568]

I love how after the first match when Bob wins, Wade near instinctively begins to yell out Barbara.

[@austinthewotter]

1:19 is the most honorable I've ever seen someone in Uno.

[@petermarsella6537]

Such a nice gesture

[@sugarbear4865]

What specifically did he do ?

[@austinthewotter]

@@sugarbear4865 He went to click the button for when someone doesn't call uno, but before he clicked it, Bob called uno. The button didn't fade, so he could've still clicked it and made Bob draw cards, but he didn't, acknowledging the fact that Bob did call uno, even if the game didn't think so.

[@sugarbear4865]

AustinTheWotter ohh ok

[@superapm9620]

1:48 - So nice and blue 3:25 - With Great Ass 6:17 - My beautiful plan!! 6:47 - Well, Bob win- nevermind 8:10 - Suck my Shlong 11:40 - Full spite 12:53 - Wadey win 13:55 - Whenthere'sawillthere'saway 15:40 - Achilles 16:19 - One minute 16:57 - Name a da game bois 18:25 - I'll sake your sins

[@sbubby4548]

Put in 7:21: ‘Bob: I don’t wanna win on a-you know what I’m starting to regret that decision’?

[@dailymonotony]

Don’t forget 4:57 that’s why my booty’s so swooty

[@likielida7966]

IF IT HELPS, once I dislocated my knee whilst dancing to Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" but got so terrified of getting yelled at I stomped down and popped it back to place so well. Welcome to the club of hurting yourself with dance moves Wade.

[@epickagraczka4841]

Likielida I rolled my like hip bone or something and I couldn’t walk, and after a while of sitting on the floor, I got angry and just slammed my leg against the floor and I felt better 😂

[@likielida7966]

@@epickagraczka4841 Yay for feeling better!! Cool story! :D

[@sophiags4240]

My femurs sometimes slide out of their sockets slightly when I lay down. Does that count as hurting myself in a stupid way?

[@austinfrerichs6313]

I bust my chin open doing the worm 🤷‍♂️

[@austinfrerichs6313]

@@techaikosa I split the skin from around my chin that time. And another spot on my jaw when I was a kid. I now have 2 bald spots when I grow a beard haha

[@emmettseggsack]

To this day I wanna know what mark possibly could’ve thought wade said

[@andyt6119]

I think r*pe your sins instead of sake your sins

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

I know, I'm very confused by that one

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

if you guys never figured it out, he thought wade said "ill r*pe your sins"

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

at least i think so

[@laukkuuu]

"We avoided Barbara again". Second later I started laughing 😂