THE FRIENDSHIP BREAKER | Monopoly

Monopoly is a great game... for destroying friendships and making people hate each other forever and ever and ever...
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[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

When I was younger and played Monopoly with my family, I always thought that our Monopoly set was missing houses because there were never enough houses for everyone. _Turns out, that was the point_

[@loganshaw9198]

Indeed every hotel adds four house. Instead of them staying on broad.

[@mariereincarnate]

Same

[@tiki-nagasvoice7919]

I... forgot I made this comment. Thanks for all the likes! Edited for spelling

[@bored5071]

Same I felt like such an idiot when I found out

[@isisdarosa9340]

Accurate

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

Before you marry someone you should play Monopoly with them to see what kind of person they *really* are

[@Zedareon]

LoneWolf CreativeGaming lmao

[@mariopanda3097]

So true

[@willowbreeze378]

Ha! That would be a funny, bad and good idea all in one! In other words, a disaster! XD

[@gracekatz4979]

My parents played monopoly to decide whos last name they took

[@michala6085]

Gracie Katz that’s goals though

[@jorja3733]

“This game works great, why are there mixed reviews?” *Foreshadowing*

[@NateSchulte]

*Foreshadowing 100*

[@gamerdogehd1032]

I don’t get it what?

[@zentasyndrome8522]

@@gamerdogehd1032 I think he's talking about the useless timer that limits the turn unnecessarily.

[@laurakastrup]

@@gamerdogehd1032 one game Bob got bankrupted by the game while discussing a trade with Mark, another Mark literally got kicked from the game and it froze on Bob’s screen

[@randomonus3763]

31:39

[@ashert4918]

32:42 I like how bob calls mark 'markiplier' in the same way you use someone's full name when they're in trouble

[@sibel6509]

Yep that's true also i love your flash pfp it's so cute! 😊👌❤

[@batmangamer3122]

MARKIPLIER! Go clean your room right now!

[@ashert4918]

@@sibel6509 thank you! it's from JL8!

[@sibel6509]

@@ashert4918 your welcome!^^

[@user-dx5jf7yc5t]

i think he said " Markiplier it's your turn " because he was reading the text that says " Markiplier - your turn "

[@ultimamortis8685]

"Mark owns a lot of expensive properties" He is a man with 5 ovens after all

[@flip-flopflamingo2237]

I AM A MAN

[@flip-flopflamingo2237]

With fIVE ovens.

[@VaswTs]

*was lol

[@logicalwren8061]

@@VaswTs if we believe hard enough, he shall own 5 ovens

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

"IIII AM A MAAAN, WHO OWNS FIIIIIIVE OVENS!" -Markiplier

[@explode.the.universe]

Nobody: Wade: **breaths** Bob and Mark: You're being really aggressive, you know that?

[@isisdarosa9340]

Loll accurate

[@mystz900]

***a***

[@TheZombieoutbreak]

Still cant bake 600000000 cookies in time

[@ajgonzalezjr]

joining the discord call itself was an act of passive aggression

[@ryandennison8754]

Somebody had to point this out. Though I like to imagine it’s for comedy’s sake.

[@zee1733]

i love how wade rolled ONCE and said “i hate this game we should play something else” 😭😭

[@erikwoodruff5643]

One time me, my brother and my sister were playing. My brother's usual "tactic" was always get boardwalk, spam houses and get a hotel. On my second turn I landed on a card space and got the "go to Boardwalk" card. My brother suddenly didn't want to play anymore

[@Mahanelevate]

Haha

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

I always hate how some people are so excited to play and cocky about how they’re going to win until you mess up the same exact plan they use every time and then instead of finding a different way to win they just act entitled as shit and refuse to keep playing. My brother is like that and it’s not fun to play games with him. He acts like he’s so good at the game and then suddenly, “I don’t need to prove it to you I’m bored anyways”

[@honkeydonkey1401]

Wait are the properties named differently in different countries, because I have always played with the version that has the British names. Is there an American-themed version as well?

[@erikwoodruff5643]

@@honkeydonkey1401 yes

[@honkeydonkey1401]

@@erikwoodruff5643 ahh okay thank you

[@nitrojay5703]

Fun fact: no one reads the rules for monopoly until a fight breaks out.

[@SniffCopium]

nitro jay 🤣

[@thesirensystem]

I'd like you to meet my mother

[@nitrojay5703]

@@SniffCopium ?

[@rikuodayaka7978]

So true though. XD

[@vukanradojevic9058]

Yeah that's true

[@Mel0nMel]

I'm still thinking about "you right"

[@ramborogueraider]

I thought he was gonna start using that midway through the video

[@brendanmillikin8460]

"Aw me 2 man."

[@sarahgreenfield4907]

YOU RIGHT

[@user-ym1nf6el9m]

yOu WiN

[@jeepercreepers9]

*You right!*

[@VioVanHelsing]

Mark: Goes to jail. Also Mark: "I DON'T WANNA BE FREEEEEEE!!!!!!"

[@insertedgynamehere___969]

Is that a *Heist with markiplier* reference?

[@awesomegaming1678]

@@insertedgynamehere___969 yes

[@bbmuffin2764]

Vio Van Helsing I wanna like this comment but its at 69 😂

[@crematedfelony]

NO YANCY

[@its_doovey]

LEAVE ME IN LUXURY

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

the fact that they’re still friends after countless rounds of uno and monopoly show something about their friendship

[@theothenbrabbit998]

Oh my god your profile picture is the best thing I have ever seen 🤩🐸🐸

[@neighborlytoad-3938]

@@theothenbrabbit998 he’s just a little guy!!! (also hi fellow furry ^^)

[@Naokarma]

It says very little about their friendship and more about their own maturity. As long as you play by the rules (which is impossible to not do in the digital version), then there should be no complaints.

[@LegoLad659]

"I want there to be a button that's like 'Don't pay him the money, and just see what happens'" But Bob, there is one. It's called Bankrupt

[@UhhHalo]

It still pays the person

[@littysavior9181]

Monopoly cheaters edition

[@extrom4716]

Some say there's a glitch that only lets spectate when you press the button. Its a risk A.I. like to take.

[@deadlyjaguar89]

well then you give them all your stuff so you lose out

[@Dami_Ka]

And in real life it's called credit fraud.

[@bet_jev8711]

It ALL comes out in one round of monopoly. "You landed on my hotel..." "MUM SAID YOURE ADOPTED AND SHE DOESNT LOVE YOU!!!"

[@MercyWolff]

XD

[@kingfordvr5863]

What mum?

[@Supergamer4594-ff2fo]

You Right!

[@shuu7113]

@@kingfordvr5863 its mom but for non-americana

[@kristijansegi8089]

scp-999 huh

[@kingmaple9252]

“ this game wants Bob to win “ 1 second later “ Bob owes Mark 750 $ “

[@alecbormia4523]

Lol the game did not want bob to win at all. Mark and wade didn’t land on the blues a single time since he put houses on it. If either of them landing on then they would had to have mortgage so much shit but instead they each landed on marks reds which gave him too much to be outdone

[@JustAnArrogantAlien]

I love how Wade thinks he’s screwed when he has the complete magenta, orange, and yellow color sets. Statistically he is sitting very pretty with those.

[@intalent]

yeah, they were ragging on Wade's trades, but he ultimately put himself in a really good position with those. He just didn't know how to maximize them

[@AuraMaster7]

@@intalent he put himself into a somewhat decent position by having the purples and oranges but gave Bob the dark blues while Bob had a ton of money, and then didn't capitalize on buying houses while he still could.

[@Jay-Gruener]

Not to mention that the magenta and orange sets gives him one whole side of the board.

[@GavalsSteel]

Monopoly: I break friendships Uno: am I joke to you

[@BigM1020]

DarkBowser Plays uno doesn’t break anything

[@db_rowan3701]

DarkBowser Plays uno breaks friendships, monopoly breaks family

[@katiewilkening7607]

@@db_rowan3701 and sorry breaks marriage

[@abbyfuller4061]

@@katiewilkening7607 Ahem, what about *pogostuck* ?

[@ivakichan5724]

Uno is so much safer than monopoly, you don't even understand

[@SnaccBasket]

Ah, my favorite sitcom. Bob and Wade talking over eachother while Mark buys stuff.

[@yaboyjake111]

A classic

[@rainbowcamo8844]

Truly the best of the best

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

Saddened theres no oscar for their performance

[@theautisticartist9370]

10/10, truly beautiful

[@ERROR--fs1hu]

You right

[@860REVOLUTION]

Every time Mark’s piece got knocked down: 7:27 8:55 11:34 12:42 15:08 17:31 17:52 20:01 24:11 28:29 34:50 36:59 40:32

[@defaultdan7923]

this is the most important list of timestamps that existed

[@luvrgirlzoe]

That poor cat... 😂

[@pebblez_r_cool]

Thanks you

[@bbmuffin2764]

DJSuSpenceV1 🤣

[@bbmuffin2764]

Default Dan YESSHHH

[@christianallison7744]

26:05 The level of legitimate frustration in this clip is so fucking real.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Okay so explain it to me again🤔🧐I wanna understand this part of the game that got mark frustrated

[@FandomChronicle]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 I'm responding as someone who never finished a game of Monopoly in my life, so here we go. Bob wants Black and Blue, this will fix him 2 monopolies (They are sets, which is really high value), but Wade for some reason agrees to take light blue, white, and 2 greens from Bob. Those result in only 1 weak monopoly for Wade, the offeror is losing out on his own deal. Bob tries to persuade Wade with the "4 cards is more than the 2 you are offering", however, if you look closely, despite the value difference, Bob completes his blue and black sets. Wade has only 1 sets, which is a weak set. Mark is frustrated with Wade for such a blunder, which should be clear to see if you notice the total hands of both of them.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@FandomChronicle Ahh thank you. I don’t know the intricacies of monopoly at all unfortunately

[@pjesmile]

I just couldn't figure out who was getting what I nthis exchange, so thank you for that explanation.

[@tonypringles2285]

@@FandomChronicle except blue and railroads are completely worthless! rail roads barely make any money on speed dice

[@camrynnowak-brown8280]

Wade: “Alright So alt mutes me” *mark and bob die*

[@imbored8002]

YES I was waiting for this comment

[@GamerGG-df7jk]

22:33

[@denyceshupe6031]

This part killed me.

[@sunshinenuggets385]

Mark: h- Wade: *_ALRIGHT GOOD PLAY GOOD PLAY_*

[@Kisreal2401]

@Arjun Bali ruined already. sorry.

[@chancho7486]

@Arjun Bali life is life

[@living411]

Sounds like the rest of the family when someone says a stupid answer in Family Feud 💀 "GOOD PLAY, GOOD ANSWER"

[@toiletprime806]

I am legit the 2,500th person to like this, and i know how.

[@theothenbrabbit998]

Marvelous profile picture my person Happy month of the gays. :)

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Let me put it to you this way: Any game by Hasbro destroys friendships. Period.

[@scoot-scoot51341]

"Hasbro's the name, breaking friendships is the game!" should be their slogan lol

[@katieneves]

Oh 100% I would not doubt it 😂😂

[@TheRobD4200]

Yes, it has...bro. I'll see myself out.

[@ashtondavis6826]

I think ouigi is the one game by Hasbro made that doesnt break friendships

[@bellaknightR597]

Not necessarily I love playing The Game Of Life, it's my favorite board game, I don't think it's ever ruined any of my relationships with people

[@pokemastersalgaming8271]

Bob: I want to buy a house. Mark: You can't buy a house. Later... Bob: *Buys the last house at a discount

[@demonprincess9680]

Sounds like the best way to say "Screw you, Mark"

[@caradenoon7780]

I don’t feel your friendship is thoroughly destroyed enough please play more

[@Zedareon]

Lmao

[@emilyveith7204]

Yes I agree

[@roseolsen2800]

U right

[@startingriotz]

i don’t think i’ve ever read a comment sound *this* much like mark xD

[@revenant497]

I love this comment's overall energy

[@niimasauber3748]

mark: ohio isnt important enough me living in Ohio: ive never been so insulted by something i completely agree with

[@lalieah]

Same here...

[@ninjafox1491]

Same here

[@michaelanelson5651]

Same

[@fufucu_]

Ay fellow Ohio man

[@Real_Mick3y6]

Same

[@emmasullivan2274]

22:32 is arguably the best moment in this video. The buildup to the punchline is hilarious, and Wade's reaction is fucking great.

[@kitukitt8692]

I never thought a simple board game would cause us humans to turn against each other and bring our inner bloodlust into light just over landing on properties

[@alecbormia4523]

Try Mario party which is essentially just a board game turned into a video game (with added mini games)

[@liamr3362]

I mean the game was meant to show how bad monopolies and capitalism is (and how selfish, mean, and greedy people are).

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

This is called "greed"

[@Styxintheriver]

I remember i was playing this game with my family and i had two houses on Boardwalk. My dad landed on it and he just goes "What am i, staying in both houses?" and that was so funny we had to stop the game because my brother almost choked to death on root beer.

[@crabkitty]

I was playing last weekend, and I had a hotel on both boardwalk and park place, so rent was 2000 and 1500. Eventually, I put everyone but my mom into bankruptcy, but she gave up when I had everything except the 15 bucks she had. It was fun

[@charmedrools1]

good. less competition.

[@nhatba4178]

Persephone Hana I Don’t get the joke .-.

[@djones148]

@@nhatba4178 he was making a joke over the expensive rent for the land plus the two houses

[@loganshaw9198]

Ok you say "to impressed your girlfriend you rent out the whole place." Even if you can barely or not afford it.

[@Crimsin19937]

"I want money!" "How much?" *A LOT!* Story of my life 😂😂😂

[@casualenby7793]

Mood and saaaame

[@cousinsgottalent6364]

“How much money you got? Alot” - Favorite British person Sir 21 savage the first

[@abderrahmanwoetpiloet3936]

Haha very funny

[@emlynselene1096]

@@cousinsgottalent6364 *a lot

[@musicwolf334]

35:44 i love that high pitched NOooOoOOo i died of laugher

[@miraigohansupersaiyan7574]

I was dying of laughter at all of the nos

[@tiny_colorblind_trans_dude2727]

@@miraigohansupersaiyan7574 agreed.

[@Funcrashmalej]

​@@miraigohansupersaiyan7574 Same, also Wade (mad at Mark for giving Bob the last house) and Bob (laughing so hard) made it much more funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WRLDOfSad]

I almost choked

[@Corbin4306]

31:21 The wrath of the monopoly man has only JUST begun.

[@Styxintheriver]

Wade: **gives bob boardwalk and a railroad** Bob: **gives wade a utility, a light blue, and two greens** Mark: This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever

[@spongeman3806]

Your literally just saying EXACTLY what they say and you somehow get likes

[@Styxintheriver]

DeepFried Bacon High charisma stats, baby

[@spongeman3806]

@@Styxintheriver ???

[@kaurii_3586]

@@spongeman3806 you're

[@levipeterken4020]

@@Styxintheriver Lol. You rolled a 20

[@maxmeowz]

*Playing monopoly may cure your boredom, side effects include; Loss of friends, Diborce, severe anger, or suicidal thoughts. Please talk to your local walmart to see if Monopoly is right for you*

[@unbelievablytrash9458]

*Diborce*

[@generalpershingm2656]

Presented by Hasbro

[@pertlicious7083]

I was gonna say "don't you mean diborce" but I see someone beat me to it. Bravo.

[@ashe6791]

LOL

[@DemonMuramasa]

Molly Lindell I read this and couldn’t stop laughing cuz I work at Walmart 😂😂

[@xenowreborn]

12:00 all 3 Recording Marks: You Right "Real" Mark: I like having my own little crew here Bob: Your own Group of Yous, Wade: Mark's Backup Yes Men

[@mckaycheatham5980]

I think you got Bob and Wade mixed up.

[@highdrangea790]

Alternate title: Mark and Bob gaslight Wade into actually being aggressive

[@brycevo]

Monopoly: the game that makes people hate friendship and love money. Like real life

[@darthlily7138]

Why is this so true?

[@Linneom]

*CAPITALISM*

[@swoobatcharge1764]

Lmao yes

[@feartheghus]

Lily Pad it’s not, that’s why.

[@brycevo]

@@Linneom ⭐ ⚒️

[@addamcor9165]

*This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals...maybe ever*

[@candyzombiee]

Addamcor my friend once auctioned a green worth 300 he landed on, got intimidated by people wanting it, bought it for 1000 even though he didn’t want it in the first place and i bought it from him next round for 100.

[@janaibell7242]

You right🤣😂🤣😑

[@bradonhoover3002]

There needs to be a Trump monopoly now. That quote would be a perfect replacement for "You have been elected chairman of the board"

[@ocarinaninja6182]

@@candyzombiee That was the worst trade ever. Of all time.

[@Kissarmy180]

Idk man the Celtics have finessed a lot of teams lately!

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

44:33 Wade: i'm about to do what is called a pro gamer move

[@vinsanity7517]

Bob: *_Making unfair trades to wade to win._* Mark: *_Being neutral the entire game._* Wade: *_Lashing out at Mark even though he's not doing anything._*

[@Alice-qn6zl]

Did mark just win from jail?

[@stevenl9395]

Alice Destriel maybe there is hope for 6ix9ine after all…

[@extremederpz4270]

Being jailed is perfect especially when all properties are owned and theres already houses on it... its a common strategy for monopoly players to avoid landing on properties and pay rent while still collect rent if players lands on your property... Being jailed early on is quite a disadvantage tho it takes away your chance on buying those unowned properties...

[@K4RN4GE911]

Mark is Wilson Fisk confirmed.

[@0__STAR__0]

*clears throat* THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS

[@AK-jb4oi]

@@extremederpz4270 it's not really a strategy since you can't make yourself go to jail But you sure as hell get lucky if you do

[@Styxintheriver]

I’m just saying i’m willing to stand behind you and yell *_“YOU RITE”_* at opportune times for minimum wage

[@speeder3235]

I'd volunteer for free

[@Styxintheriver]

Speeder323 Gotta pay for plane tickets

[@casualenby7793]

BRUH TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

[@Sylfa]

Hahaha, I'd *love* to see a video where he had a bunch of people behind him going YOU RITE when he presses a button. Then there's the behind the scenes special afterwards where he goes to hire people for this "job".

[@tymunster]

You rite

[@AuraMaster7]

Wade, sitting dead, watching 2 AI battle it out: "I'm gonna play this one out". Pure gold.

[@SneakyLily]

The teacher: "Alright, get your papers out ready for the test." The whole class, who had no idea there was a test: [31:25] Mark is the "What-- But..." very confused student / Wade is the "What the fuck, are you serious?!" very angry student / Bob is the "*Wheezes* ... What?" very amused student lol

[@glassofwater281]

I played this with my friend. He was a good friend. Was.

[@wolfyboy]

water! Y U NO HAVE TASTE?!

[@arireardon3025]

@@wolfyboy You know it's water when you drink from it.

[@wolfyboy]

@@arireardon3025 is THAT why it doesn't have taste? to be recognizable?

[@arireardon3025]

@@wolfyboy Lol probably. It's trying to be unique.

[@wolfyboy]

@@arireardon3025 i see. XP

[@maizeandblue5102]

I love all these videos lately of Mark playing virtual board games with Bob and Wade. Please continue them. They're fantastic lol.

[@octaviocontreras2239]

As long as they continue with their 3 peens in a podcast livestreams then we'll continue to see these videos

[@paigedisheroon]

Yeah and a lot of them are ones I have or know like Monopoly, Sorry, and Trouble. 😊 I hope they keep doing it more

[@tiration2138]

Hes plz like that comment so mark can see it i agree

[@maizeandblue5102]

@Bnetmyke For all we know, this entire playthrough could've just been Mark having conversations with himself using only pre-recorded soundbites on his soundboard lol.

[@ThatRandomGu7]

Nobody: Wade: “what do you want mark? 2/3 of a set? Boardwalk? You can also have this lovely thing that Bob seems to cherish,” Edit: time stamp is 22:53

[@mkz2250]

"This game works great! Why are there mixed reviews??" 2:37 ...oh you'll find out soon enough Mark... just play a few more games and you'll know why...

[@tonypringles2285]

why were there mixed reviews

[@SeismicWolf]

Ended like All Monopoly Games End. Everyone Just gives up and walks away

[@Icedemon97]

Not how mine end.

[@olivierr.5752]

Oof! Too real, man

[@licasabinaandreea2361]

@@Icedemon97 how do they end??

[@mattpatteson8123]

Not me I bankrupt my brother with hotels on the reds

[@bengal4047]

@@mattpatteson8123 *gets vietnam flashbacks to when my younger brother steamrolled everyone in his very first game by owning the entire red and yellow side of the board* Seriously, though. That entire side was a fucking minefield. If he didn't have something mortgaged, you were dead in the water

[@JustinY.]

The ultimate friendship breaker is Mario Party

[@user-je7dk4mq1o]

OH GOD YEA!

[@straightupdylan]

Plz no

[@user-nx4nc9ob9m]

@@javathon3194 What's your problem?

[@oliversievanen8554]

Munchkin

[@user-nx4nc9ob9m]

@@javathon3194 The "plz stop" problem...

[@chriskoloski32]

Cant believe they accidentally pulled off the strat of not buying hotels so people couldn't have houses

[@Jordan-AB]

42:01 "Everything's coming up me" Glad to hear you're having a good time, Mark

[@CrazyWeatherDude]

Imagine if Barbara was in monopoly!

[@VikingFlavored]

That would be the end of Wade

[@SapphireMoon]

(Wade declares bankruptcy) *_"It'S aLl BaRbArA's FaUlT!"_*

[@amlfilms4815]

you right

[@Peyethon]

What about Barbara and cutie duo! Wade would probably commit not feeling so good.

[@makialene3188]

WE DO NOT SPEAK THAT NAME

[@JustAnotherMike_]

There's a pretty dominant strategy that they accidentally employed. You want to load your properties with 4 houses *BUT NEVER UPGRADE TO HOTELS* Since there are a limited number of houses and the only ways to get houses back into circulation after they're built is to sell them or to replace them with a hotel, by having 4 houses on as many properties as you can and yet refusing to upgrade to hotels (and therefore keeping the resource of houses scarce); You keep your opponents from buying any houses This leads into an additional level of strategy where the light blue properties are some of the most valuable, since they can hold a total of 12 houses (and therefore deprive your opponents of them) but the houses placed there cost much less than other properties. The same holds true for the brown properties, but less so as they only have a max cap of 8 houses

[@LycanDreams9159]

Wow that’s almost as evil as real life monopoly

[@piratetiggy5764]

it is as evil as real monopo ly as in the actual board game you can do the same thing @@LycanDreams9159

[@bryleedixon348]

i learned that awhile ago and that’s why i always go for light blue

[@MateoJH]

True, except in this case Bob did it to himself, as he had his Cheap-Os filled with houses and then couldn't build on his own Boardwalk. It would have been smarter for him to build there first, then load the cheap ones with the remaining. It also didn't work out for him anyway, cause Mark was the only other person who couldn't build houses, and he ended up winning. lol

[@Kitsuvet]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that profile picture. 👌

[@kodered59]

42:15 "I don't wanna be free! Leave me in luxury!"

[@denyceshupe6031]

I still love it when Bob is on Electric Company, rolls the dice and gets the Monopoly guy, and then Mark and Wade flip the hell out because it took him around the board.

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

In real life it does *not* take only 46 minutes to play Monopoly

[@alexsiemers7898]

You can’t edit a livestream in a real life game of Monopoly

[@thegamingandgermanlesson2820]

It takes about 1 hour

[@RealGreekYogurt]

The gaming and German lesson the longest game for me was 5 hours

[@omerbalikci3565]

My average game takes 2 hours

[@crushproblems1774]

*cough*Speed die*cough*

[@RedMenace446]

i really, REALLY want to see them play this again, i cant be the only one?

[@urgadaburbalurb9244]

You are not the only one, I want to see them play this again too

[@OriOriOhG]

Y O U R I G H T

[@amberaizen]

yes!! i really enjoyed this game

[@Leanne-Lea]

I want to see more maybe with Jack as well

[@domosden3606]

As well as more uno

[@-tee-]

Honestly, if you use them right, the greens are SUPER powerful. I won a game last night where I only had the greens and railroads, and loaded up the greens w/ four houses each. Absolutely crushed whoever landed there (and they were very popular for some reason in that game)

[@hypnoticskull6342]

So, if I were to put everything in the Markopily verse, Wade going bankrupt means that he's now homeless, and Bob disconnecting instead of going bankrupt is basically his character unaliving himself

[@TieflingKumasi]

“Why is this game mixed reviews?” Is this the first time they’ve played?

[@kingamer123]

10 months late to answer you but yep, they had no idea what suffering was in store for them

[@kittyleafdraws9602]

I think so yes, and they definitely got the butt end of the stick later with bob disconnecting after a close win, and then in a different game being declared bankrupt, assumedly for being idle too long, while discussing a deal with mark. I think, anyways, I dont really know how to play monopoly nor do I care to learn, I just listen to these guys play because they're funny and good background noise

[@dolphstruck]

Cross ask be as so many bub

[@Rainbow0015]

@@kittyleafdraws9602 loud men go brrrrr

[@Tom-H1]

Yes

[@Styxintheriver]

Wade is a mood. All my friends are being nice and supportive and i’m just like *NO, I’M **_HAPPY_*

[@janaibell7242]

You right...😂🤣

[@qwaszxcvbnm7]

yay i get to spam 'show less' and 'read more' on your comment without anything being revealed or hidden! i should sleep...

[@commanderzukashi327]

Me and my GF read this comment and I legit almost passed out after she laughed so hard she swallowed her cough drop. Thank you for this legendary comment! :D XD

[@kingoftheskeletons3206]

I read the last part just as Wade screamed it😂😂

[@jazzylee6840]

41:35 I was so lucky to be drinking water at this moment... yep almost died

[@djones148]

okay taking a poll: who here thinks that the only board game that is more treacherous than this is Jumanji?

[@jamriley7560]

Nah bro, the deal or no deal board game is far more treacherous than these two games combined

[@kaitlin1609]

I’ve played Monopoly soooo many times and somehow have won a few with no idea how to play😂😂

[@Ninetails_Foxx]

Jumanji is a game of life or death

[@randogothchick6619]

YES. I was at Family Dollar once and saw it, I showed my mom and she started freaking out 😂😂😂. Jumanji freaked her out when she saw it for the first time and it still does.

[@Ninetails_Foxx]

Rando Goth Chick. I can relate on so many levels, the second movie trailer scared the living hell out of me. But now I like Jumanji soooo

[@nadiadraws5029]

This is f***ing Barbara's fault!

[@maythegamer1291]

You right

[@averyjohnston9997]

f*** Barbara!

[@jaidenwilliams7466]

YOU RIGHT 😂

[@Fynbi]

yes!

[@roda75]

F**king Barbra

[@fbi9711]

I CANT WAIT FOR THE JENGA GAMEPLAY

[@toastghost342]

Yes

[@wolfofsolace349]

Wait, so Bob is Robert Mueller?!

[@VikingFlavored]

I've kill a man playing Monopoly

[@Disp1571]

I want them to play Game of life

[@dorafuentes6813]

O. O.....

[@gremmy5339]

"There was a big turd on the bed. That was weird." This did not age well at all I'll tell you that much.

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"How much money you want?" "A LOT" emconombics

[@caerula]

I just realised all of their usernames start with M

[@2gamerzone7]

Technically Wade's starts with an L (Not in this game but in general)

[@arjunrajbansh]

And mark's name is Bumbum too

[@actuallyaveryniceguy1771]

Also mike

[@uvbe]

Mark, Mwade and Mbob

[@petrkdn8224]

illuminati stay right where you are

[@NostalgiaMan]

Pure unadulterated capitalism at its finest. Now where my rent money!

[@JonGreen91]

"Pure unadulterated capitalism at its finest." Not really.

[@user-ym1nf6el9m]

I need to borrow your buildings

[@Holobrine]

Jonathan That was the intended purpose of the game, to teach people about unadulterated capitalism.

[@chrisrandall9260]

666th like!

[@CABRALFAN27]

Eh, better than the alternatives.

[@foox-art]

36:37 If Bob would've just withdrawn, Wade would've went bankrupt right there

[@guruthemaster4516]

This was honestly the chillest game of Monopoly I have ever seen

[@marrowbrown]

Bob the unstoppable force vs Mark the immovable object.

[@oneartsygal]

You right

[@tedioustabii7454]

And Wade the... uh.. salty person

[@elysian_b.k826]

And wade is in between the two

[@eatchatsleep]

@@elysian_b.k826 Wade is dumb. bob is salty.

[@sabrina.bean77]

Literally not even a minute in and Wade is already raging... they haven’t even started the game

[@user-ym1nf6el9m]

OOoOoOOoOooOoF

[@kingamer123]

Well he clearly didn't want to play but was pressured into it

[@rage1lazer507]

9:15 huh surprisingly topical

[@AgainWhy]

huh. Werid

[@quieresfrijoles7299]

Bus: allow you to move of numbers of each die or the sum. Man : moves the spaces of your die then teleports you to nearest unowned property. Doubles override the red.

[@creepertdcthecreeper259]

thx

[@thestrangemusician168]

What does the man do if no property is unowned?

[@Samuel152]

@@thestrangemusician168 He takes you to the nearest property that isn't yours.

[@TheChaoticGamingHD]

In this episode, Mark consistently beats a cat with dice along side his Yes Men! See if the cat survives, next time!

[@tylerslagel5485]

I had a stroke

[@raconbacon5649]

I did exactly the same when i played with my friends

[@judgedredd2039]

See if the Cat Survives, next time on Mark's Balls Z!

[@GrokeytheHunter]

You right!

[@gingerbrave4341]

When I saw yes men in the main comment my mind jumped straight to VVVVVV.

[@ZappAttackGaming]

If there isnt any yelling or fighting, its NOT Monopoly.

[@wily2092]

True

[@tomholst9285]

You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right! You right!

[@spadesgames2891]

So true.

[@elizabethhorvath7371]

ZappAttack Gaming so true

[@gamingdemon12]

ZappAttack Gaming 🎶when you put it like that, like that, like that, like that, U Rite🎶

[@qtaypie]

Mark yelling at wade for his trade with bob is the most relatable situation

[@iguessimjustme5316]

When in doubt.... " can I mortgage that"

[@jekyllgaming99]

For those confused about the speed die: - Rolling a bus lets you move either the amount of one of your dice or both. For example, rolling a 5 + 2 + bus lets you move 2, 5 or 7 spaces. - Rolling a person will move you to the next unowned property (after the total of the other dice) unless all properties are owned, in which case it sends you to the next property (after the total of the other dice) you don't own. For example, rolling a 4 + 6 + person will move you to the next unowned property at least 11 spaces in front of you, unless the only unowned property(s) are less than 11 spaces ahead. If there are no unowned properties, it will take you to the next property you don't own at least 11 spaces ahead of you. - Rolling a double will move you that many spaces - the other die is unused and you roll again. - Rolling a triple will let you move to any space on the board. - Rolling anything else will move you by the total of the three dice. In other words, if there are no unowned properties, you don't want to roll a person.

[@jowilson6152]

JekyllGaming99 is it actually a rule that a double negates the speed die? I’ve never played that way and I’ve never seen anything about that being a thing and now I’m wondering if I’ve been playing wrong this whole time 😂

[@jekyllgaming99]

@@jowilson6152 I'm not 100% sure, but looking at how the rounds went that seems to be the case. For instance; - At 9:45 Wade rolls a double-2 with an extra 3, but only moves 4 spaces. - At 12:42 Mark rolls a double-4 with a person, but moves 8 spaces instead of going to the next available property after that.

[@CrazyWeatherDude]

The friend ender is *Barbara* , at least for Wade.

[@rayb7265]

Poopies

[@AaronG1bson]

Minion0777 will remember that.

[@Meep_Mop]

you rite

[@falloutman3424]

CrazyChickenDude whose in ur profile pic

[@AaronG1bson]

Falloutman 342 I’m not required to answer that question.

[@seanreedhere9393]

“I have the best roles, the biggest roles, and I love staying at my own properties”. Hm sounds like a certain former president of the United States

[@chaosindustry2279]

I love how every monopoly game with these three always starts with them try to be happy and positive until midway through they just question everything

[@kitkat032]

Welcome back to Annoy Wade Episode 5

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Kat’s Edits sadly barbara could not join us today

[@kitkat032]

THE MATÍASMADNESS what a shame.

[@aleaciawhite6753]

TØP

[@erin_laneboy7500]

Kat’s Edits love the pfp ||-//

[@maythegamer1291]

Aw yeah, I love this series!

[@johnsmith-eo3nz]

*FRIENDSHIPS WERE NOT HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO*

[@HamatamnaHamatamna]

Wouldnt be so sureabout it

[@justinmmos7219]

U RIGHT

[@shutuploser5863]

i have spent my entire day watching mark play board games

[@ae_bae]

Good job 👍🏼

[@SteampunkHorse]

Valid

[@lavenderlavender3952]

33:06 Mark and Wade are standing together, looking out over the bad lands

[@Ryyi23]

Wade just hands over the blue monopoly likes it's NOTHING

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Idk Mark handing over pink was getting me ticked, too. Statistically, the most likely place for the pip to land is St. Charles' Place. He got easily one of the most valuable properties in the game right off the bat and just threw it away

[@katiewilkening7607]

@@magicrainbowkitties1023 the best place to buy, the legendary *boardwalk*

[@12MedbeNetwork]

You right.

[@awesomedavid2012]

They're actually not that good. Statistically, you don't land on them that often and for their price there's better properties

[@wolfboy414_lac]

@@awesomedavid2012 this. Yellow and red are actually pretty dangerous. Orange-red corner is pretty good too, as it covers the getting out of jail spot really good

[@kingston3616]

*You’re all forgetting the one true friendship destroyer....* *THE. BLUE. SHELL.* and the *DRAW. FOUR. CARD.*

[@shadowgrave7]

Yeah I like to call it the blue devil

[@shadowthief6537]

You mean Barbara? She's the true friendship ender

[@grumpystumpy8201]

You right!

[@LaughingOwlKiller]

@@shadowthief6537 who is Barbra

[@chassityjohnson]

33:59 wade just sounded like Luigi lmfao

[@Chris_Proano]

33:43 I didn't know there was a limited number of God

[@itskayla9735]

“I’m a hat how fast could I go?”

[@juanggamer3356]

Stop the cap

[@mega_bird700]

Hmm depends on if thrown or not tbh

[@Blueshark8O9]

Wade going bankrupt got me in tears

[@firelordbee]

i lost it when his cat piece started running i want this game damn

[@Danganraptor]

The video game honestly isn't that good. Players can be in the middle of negotiations and it will either skip them or bankrupt a player. It also tends to freeze. Like, A LOT.

[@bread_cat__]

12:00 Mark's soundboard: You right x3 Mark: I Like having my own little crew [LAUGHING] Wade: your own group of yous Bob: MARKS BACKUP YES MEN... YOU RIGHT!!

[@Taikamuna]

I don't have any friendships to begin with

[@apayneyouwontforget.9682]

Ish oki you may be by yourself but youre not alone

[@ADTomlin24]

Most relatable comment.

[@POTUS118]

Oof

[@apayneyouwontforget.9682]

@@POTUS118 XD

[@angelalvarez2915]

I can be your friend. I personally don't have any friendships either

[@destinyyoung7347]

Reasons A Game Of Monopoly Ends: 10% - Someone wins. 25% - Everyone quits. 65% - SOMEONE FLIPS THE BOARD IN RAGE! Alternate Chart: 1% - Someone wins. 5% - Everyone Quits. 94% - SOMEONE FLIPS THE BOARD IN RAGE! Last Alternate Chart: 100% - SOMEONE FLIPS THE BOARD IN RAGE!

[@Hydropi61]

You right Y o u r i i i g h t

[@etherraichu]

Roughly 10% of games will end in the first five minutes if one of the players starts reading from the rule book.

[@jupiterisrising]

I had a game end with a friend literally rolling across the board (we were playing on the floor at 2 a.m.) laughing like a maniac Edit: I'm not sure where that would land in statistics, but it was quite hilarious

[@bubba4725]

No one I've ever played with has done the following A. Got mad B. Lost friends C. Flipped the board

[@vistagreat9994]

@@anAlarmingAlarm U RITE

[@ryleemason2625]

hearing the joke from 9:12 after experiencing the Heard vs. Depp trial…

[@SpookyKat95]

After the JD trial, the "turd in the bed" joke that mark made has new context 🤣🤣🤣

[@FredXWeasleyXForever]

I was looking for this kinda comment. Lol

[@MC_HorseChoker]

Wow Amber Heard invented shitting the bed? You learn something new every day.