Hope you're all doing good. Jump on Discord for some spicy convo: discord.gg/2uMxCfn?
@HowlingEclipse4 жыл бұрын
I'm doing okay! I loved when karen got shoved and the last story was intense
@margaretannfrank54802 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend and so was the Grandma with Alzheimer’s in the Salon. My Mom with Dementia told a nurse at her nursing home who took her teeth away before a nap against Mom’s wishes…to kiss her ass. Woo! Sometimes the real Mom comes out from behind that sunny friendly smile!
@silkedupont7413 Жыл бұрын
@@margaretannfrank5480 a
@LukasJosai4 жыл бұрын
"I guess not, my grandchildren are not bitches!" - SAVAGE GM
@YahBoiDrip4 жыл бұрын
It is beyond me how you can't understand that someone's child is helping them get things; as if that is just not possible in the open world.
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
11 solid months with us Drip, you legend!
@josefineandersen21654 жыл бұрын
well they are clearly people who grew up with sucky parents. and are themself. so they expect everyone hate there parents and wont do anything for them
@jgw54913 жыл бұрын
@@josefineandersen2165 Yeah, it would never occur to them that someone would actually help their parent. Or they were entitled brats who only expect parents to do things for *them* not vice versa.
@waterassasin3 жыл бұрын
Sounded like dementia or something
@user-mama_thomas4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the grandma at the salon. My grandmother thats still alive has alzheimers and I hadn't seen her in a long time so my aunt didn't think she would remember my or my family but she knew who we all were. The part that shocked us was she hadn't seen my youngest since she was a toddler and she was a preteen when we visited and my grandmother knew exactly who she was. Its crazy what that can remember. Oh and I'm a bloody legend lol. Even though i think you're the legend not myself.
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that your Grandma has alzheimers,it's strange the things that suddenly they can remember and you get a glimpse of their old selves. Anyway, you're a legend!
@earndoggy4 жыл бұрын
The grandma with Alzheimer's is my favorite too. Repeated it in a nutshell to my husband and he loved it too because I am a bloody legend.
@celestiafanforever4 жыл бұрын
What the grandma said to make Karen go away is the best thing I've ever heard!
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Grandmas rule!
@celestiafanforever4 жыл бұрын
@@MarkNarrations darn right then do.
@matthewhalo17994 жыл бұрын
It’s sad that a lot of these people do not have the mental capacity to comprehend that peoples will help out of good will and not just cause they work there
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I often think this hah
@ryankronenbitter20134 жыл бұрын
My favorite story has to be the first one, where the woman thought the op worked there and wanted to thank them so much and the son also went along to do the same. It’s nice to have a nice story like that. Btw, you and I are bloody legends. Hope you have an amazing day
@pokefan2134 жыл бұрын
anyone else here SPECIFICALLY for the title story?
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Me, love a Karen getting yeeted!
@eduardolarrymarinsilva764 жыл бұрын
@@MarkNarrations I can't find that story, can I have a time code?
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access4 жыл бұрын
Some of the people who go into my woods get launched
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back Bigfoot, how's the woods treating you?
@jacklow96114 жыл бұрын
That grandmother said the perfect thing to shut down a Karen, so if some Karen says something about seeing someone at the shop, or says that because they are in a certain area that they MUST work there, just say that since they are there, or have been there when you were there, then THEY must be an employee, and treat them the same as they were treating you. It is the Golden Rule: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
@novabrilliant45104 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why Karens have such a hard time wrapping their heads around why people would just be kind? That seems to be a common problem with them. Loved the video as always, Mark 😊 You know I'm a legend, right? Love ya, sweetie!
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Of course your a legend! Cheers as always Nova!
@krisniznik3953 Жыл бұрын
It's because they're not loved, or weren't as children. Very sad.
@greninjastorm67343 жыл бұрын
I love that grandma. It's unfortunate that she has Alzheimer's, but the way she put that Karen down is glorious
@imapotato78124 жыл бұрын
Legand has it, the personal shopper Karen is still confused to this day.
@canadaiantenten4 жыл бұрын
The grandma one is the best, grandma ones are always the best lol. I love the longer videos, it's always the highlight of my morning watching your videos. You're a bloody legend 😊
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
No, you're a bloody legend Kristen!
@canadaiantenten4 жыл бұрын
@@MarkNarrations my American side would agree with you but my Canadian side is winning and I must insist, politely, that you're infact the bloody legend lol
@somanyhumanssolittlecommon69474 жыл бұрын
I'd say OP got super lucky that his girlfriend and her grandparents showed themselves as asshats before he got in too deep! He friggin defended himself from a Karen, and they got their collective panties in a bunch? Puh-leeeeze! Plus, it sounded like her parents were even more awful! Yes, OP, consider yourself lucky and live well...after all, the saying, "Living well is the best revenge" is very true. LOL
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Living your life in the best way is the best revenge for sure.
@somanyhumanssolittlecommon69474 жыл бұрын
Mark, that is why I love you and wish I was your big sister! 😘 little bro!
@gina9284 жыл бұрын
Agreed! The Grandma's story. I love the fact that she stood up for granddaughter. Both Grandma and I are bloody legends!
@sagesaria2 жыл бұрын
The lady in the personal shopper story makes me sad. Imagine your mind being that stubbornly against the thought that sometimes people just help each other without pay.
@devilishgoof42294 жыл бұрын
Grandma definitely roasted a Karen lol
@grandshadowseal4 жыл бұрын
Is it that weird for a customer to help another customer without them being staff? I do it all the time and also ask for help too as I'm 5'2 and will look for any person that is taller than me to reach the top shelf (if I can't find a staff member first)
@4Just1Girl4 жыл бұрын
I Absolutely LOVE the Grandma in the Salon... MY grandma would have likely said the EXACT SAME THING!!!?? :) LOL Gotta love the sassy granny!!!!!
@lucy41034 жыл бұрын
The story where the Karen got flipped have to be my favorite
@alaskanspartan894 жыл бұрын
Grandma is roasting that Karen lol
@fate_clotho95964 жыл бұрын
16yr old flipped a woman onto her back, just like that?! In a Chinese restaurant? Did everyone clap afterwards, too?😂
@fate_clotho95964 жыл бұрын
And I am a bloody legend! 😂 Much love!💜
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Of course they clapped! Haha you legend
@TarisLuna4 жыл бұрын
Alzheimers is really bad es for the family BUT my grandmother and her sister both thought I was my aunt so they at least knew I'm family. I always thought I don't look like anyone of my dads side of the family but apparently I look like my aunt did at my age.
@marciaskillern68894 жыл бұрын
LOVE the Grandmother story!!!
@pauladailey44264 жыл бұрын
The story about the grandmother with Alzheimer's was PRICELESS!
@pokefan2134 жыл бұрын
"I was banned from the restaurant but I still go there because I've changed my appearance and didn't bother being an honest person and telling the staff I had been banned" ok then.
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
lol!
@pattyslater5143 жыл бұрын
MARK IS A BLOODY LEGEND!
@dr.health16884 жыл бұрын
Oh hell no, no one uses the name of Healer in front of me and gets away with it.
@itjustmemanning84414 жыл бұрын
Grandma's a bad ass Hahaha! 😂😅
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
There is some proper bad ass grandmas about. I love it
@demyagant89384 жыл бұрын
The grandma story had me dying so much I love that grandma to🤣🤣🤣
@MoonFairy9294 жыл бұрын
I do/don’t work here stories are the best! I think the guy helping he old lady every week or so at the grocery store was my fav.
@WolfyFancyLads8 ай бұрын
I love the name given was "Modok" because Modok is a Marvel character renown for ego, being a pain in the ass, and being a literal BIG head. XD
@maddy4362 Жыл бұрын
I CACKLED at the grandma story 😂😂
@sirendancer4677 Жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend but so are you Mark! You have become a part of my family😂. Love how kind you are to your viewers. I discovered you about 6 months ago! Thank you for keeping me entertained on those lonely nights especially now that I am a single, empty nester stuck in a small town. Can't wait to send a few of my stories your way ❤
@OneToxicPixel4 жыл бұрын
What is it with the savage Grandmas lately? Bless that old lady, she might slowly lose her memories, but I hope she never loses her brutal sense of humor xD
@OZARKMOON19604 жыл бұрын
You *MUST* get a follow-up on the Amazon package!
@courtneywoodbury51983 жыл бұрын
Wow, there really are people unable to process the concept of being nice without being obligated to do so. That sometimes people are just being helpful without a paycheck being held over their heads. What a sad mental state to be in.
@lindacozette96174 жыл бұрын
The grandma one was my FAV!
@cynicalrabbit9152 жыл бұрын
Grandma at salon OoooooH boy! You go Grandma!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abbienicmarshall7594 жыл бұрын
I kinda had. A reverse Karen experience. She was wearing green and black the uniform for the shop I was in so I asked her were an item was, she freaked out on me calling me every name under the sun for assuming she, the almighty Karen would ever dream of working at an asda
@kankay08204 жыл бұрын
*maybe the bell?* *You mean ALWAYS the bell* *never forget the bell*
@jgw54913 жыл бұрын
A personal shopper at Wally World? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@michaelgunnels96944 жыл бұрын
That grandma is brutally to the Karen
@rossvegas13464 жыл бұрын
I’m a bloody legend lmfao Where’s your commentary between stories :0
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Always trying new things, been adding a small comment at the end. :)
@gypsygem93952 жыл бұрын
I'm a bloody legend (nearly two years later!) 😂😂😂 So are you Mark! Much love 💟 ps loved the grandma story!
@SUPRAMIKE184 жыл бұрын
The second story reminded me of my grandma lol she didnt take any shit from anyone.
@callapratt79273 жыл бұрын
I think I’m gonna go listen to some Selena. Her music is awesome and I hate that her life was snuffed out way before it should have
@lesliezin26274 жыл бұрын
Usually, I would say my grandma is the best grandma ever, but today the title for best grandma goes to... Granny that calls 'Karen' a B***ch.
@zapacunotres593 жыл бұрын
Why must you start wholesome? Lol Please let it end wholesome.
@bridgetbenson62914 жыл бұрын
I'm not just any bloody legend I am the Bloody Legend
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
That's more like it Bridget!
@amirelvalhdros72513 жыл бұрын
I'm not a bloody legend! I'm THE Bloody legend!! Haha!
@teebee99034 жыл бұрын
Of course I am a bloody legend!
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
I had NO doubt you are a legend Tee Bee!
@teebee99034 жыл бұрын
@@MarkNarrations I think I'll put that on my tombstone. Lol
@bethyadamec70574 жыл бұрын
Love ya, Mark! You are a bloody legend! I adored the Grandma with Alzheimer’s story. Lost my own Gram from Alzheimer’s. Great video. Thanks!
@ArcanineEspeon Жыл бұрын
Well, to my utter surprise, I suppose I'm a bloody legend!
@1jamesodom4 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody lemon! Damn it! I mean legend.
@thecraftycyborg90244 жыл бұрын
I’m loving the longer videos! And I really enjoy both of these subs.
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Glad you're enjoying it Cyborg, thanks for being here.
@angim67504 жыл бұрын
I recommend slaps for every Karen 👋 Legend
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
I approve of this reccomendation.
@cavnorxyz20944 жыл бұрын
@@MarkNarrations dude this video was amazing. Im subscribing, please keep up the great work.
@TheMetoo20103 жыл бұрын
I love grandma!
@helema234 жыл бұрын
i am a bloody legend but you are a bigger legend than I!
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Well that makes you even more of a bloody legend, you legend
@kaseyr.47294 жыл бұрын
The personal shopper story wasn't really a Karen she was just I little confused that op helped her out at all cause a lot of people don't just help cause they can unless they're being paid
@clrtwallace01164 жыл бұрын
Well i thought you knew it already, but just in case you need reminded, I am a bloody legend. But it should be noted that im not actually bleeding.
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Yes I did already know you are a legend of course :)
@AngharadMac4 жыл бұрын
I'm a bloody legend, and so are you!
@bethotoole65694 жыл бұрын
Hey Daddy-O,, it’s about damned timed you figured out I am a bloody legend !😎
@ohiosooki60494 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about Karen stories and this came up 🤣
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Haha glad to have you hear Ohio!
@callapratt79273 жыл бұрын
Hello markee. I hope the rest of your day is filled with laughter and good vibes. Much love
@liabowden8526 Жыл бұрын
Only a Karen would be confused by someon Helping their own mother, and also being kind enough to hand her the Coke. It's the special branch of math that does not compute to Entitled People. At least she didn't throw a tantrum. Honestly, she's rather the least offensive Karen I've ever heard of. Might still be hope for her. Hell, she *might* have been a 'normal' person just having a Karen moment.
@Dizzybee1234 жыл бұрын
love your narrations thanks for the upload we love your content!
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much Dizzy, I hope you're well!
@adollahfiddy10154 жыл бұрын
I love listening to your voice, so the longer the video the better!
@laurabaumgartner30854 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend 😊😊😊😊 I 💖💖💖💖 the storu about the grandmother!!
@mayle20104 жыл бұрын
My Lola (grandma term for Filipinos) has dimentia, she's so far along she's like a toddler. She's also blind so she doesn't know where she's at. My Lola will have rants in her native language complaining about some bitch she used to work with. Edit: IMA bloody LEGEND
@OverTheMoon8914 жыл бұрын
Gross, don't reuse your plates at a buffet. Your fork, which you've eaten off of, has touched the plate and now you're using the serving utensils to put more food on your plate, potentially touching the same plate with those utensils. You risk contaminating ALL the food at the buffet when you do that.
@great_red_beard8357 Жыл бұрын
Nocturnal avian mammal man!!!! Gawd!
@scousemouse95664 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
You are indeed Scouse!
@axolotlquestions64074 жыл бұрын
Gangster grandma
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
G G G G G Grandma!
@Salvation8o82 жыл бұрын
Mark you are a bloody legend
@MarkNarrations2 жыл бұрын
You are!
@boscomean4 жыл бұрын
your a bloody legend 8)
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
No, YOU'RE a bloody legend! :)
@kathleenmcfarlane25552 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend.
@Brizlebird2 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend 😂😂
@delta49004 жыл бұрын
Wow I've never been this early to a video.
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Now you have! Legend!
@estherdenenga52274 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend and so are you
@kaseyr.47294 жыл бұрын
I'm a bloody legend and Mark this is a different comment cause for some reason I'm not able to edit my comments
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
KZbin playing games as usual?!
@kaseyr.47294 жыл бұрын
@@MarkNarrations most likely that person in charge is a shithole and needs to quit fucking with the creators of good videos life already sucks as is let us have our escapes from the world kinda ironic you're an escape for me since most stories are about assholes but it's the wholesome one and the instant karma ones that make me happy
@unclegpa7074 жыл бұрын
Sorry for catching the video so late this time but bad *ss granny was my favorite as well. Oh and by the way I'm not a legend just your friendly neighborhood weirdo. Cheers Mate.
@catcando11312 жыл бұрын
So, while this not a ‘I don’t work here,’ the mom and shopping buddy reminds me of a story of my own. When I used to ride the bus on a daily basis, I encountered a lovey Indian lady that spoke little English and was very lost. I asked if I could help her after others all just said they did not understand. I can read body language so this helps me figure some things out even with language barriers. Anyways, she is isn’t sure what bus to take (she is gesturing to the five sides, different buses, etc). So I ask where she is going and she said a street very close to where I live and I tell her I am going that way. (I must admit here I am glad she seemed to understand English… That or she was like me and I do talk with my body… 🤣🤣🤣) So I take her to her destination (it’s 3 stops past mine) and walk home from there. She was very happy. Several years later, it is pouring and I mean pouring and I am waiting in the rain for the bus when a very nice Lexus rolls up and a very familiar woman asks in much more clear English if I would like a ride. ♥️♥️♥️ Edit: Her son was the driver and his first words were, ‘I am happy to finally meet the woman that showed my mother such care. Many, many thanks.’
@HurricaneWanderer4 жыл бұрын
I’m a bloody legend
@witchyjazzy4 жыл бұрын
Missed your commentsry in this one
@laurenmentink74014 жыл бұрын
Hello to you Mark. I liked the same one you did with the grandma. I would probably join your discord if I understood how to do that. I am not the brightest bulb in the box when it comes to social media. Peace!!!
@alturn294 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend! 💯
@HowlingEclipse4 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody Legend
@maddy4362 Жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend 🥰
@fnjesusfreak4 жыл бұрын
I actually have a Selena shirt.
@LadyPinkmonsta4 жыл бұрын
Always team savage grandma but I AM A BLOODY LEGEND (ノ°Д°)ノ彡┻━┻
@paranoiarpincess4 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend, in the comments below. ;P
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
Ha, see what you did there! :)
@terashamiller4784 жыл бұрын
I am a bloody legend in the comments
@MarkNarrations4 жыл бұрын
You are indeed 😁❤
@daniellediller50704 жыл бұрын
I am a Duking legend! 🤘🤣
@CouncilEstateRach Жыл бұрын
Mark, tou need to try and get signed woth an agency doing voice over work, so much if it around these days, its worrg a try.
@Kiwi_Tea4 жыл бұрын
Looks like the dudes name is 'AlrernateWash', not 'AlternateWash'. ..the sameness gotcha that time :) And is is too long to go for the quieter intro? I lost count on the amount of vids you already had pre recorded.