r/EntitledParents - I'LL BUY YOUR DOG FOR $1 (SUBSCRIBER SUNDAY)

[@MarkNarrations]

I'm not sure I did our lovely community readers justice on the editing front. Show them some love :)

[@Tammohawk1]

I happen to like the moniker "Daddy Cringe", lol But I'm twisted that way.

[@tess289]

You made their dreams come true by reading the stories

[@TrishaSmith]

Mark Narrations I don’t see anyone complaining.

[@TrishaSmith]

Mark Narrations I don’t see anyone complaining.

[@TrishaSmith]

Mark Narrations I don’t see anyone complaining.

[@dawncooper5308]

When my daughter was in second grade she fell off the swing during first recess. Her friends say they heard a snap and she started crying. They took her to the nurses offices and the nurse just told her to shut up, there was nothing wrong with her and sent her on to class. She was sitting at her desk crying, wanting the teacher to call me but she wasn't allowed. When she got home from school her arm was red and swollen. I knew immediately it wa as broken and rushed her to the hospital. Guess what? It was broken. She'd sat in school for 5 hours with a broken arm! When we got home I called the superintendent and demanded he meet me at the school the next morning. Long story short, the "nurse" was fired on the spot. The teacher was suspended for the remaining school term and her contract was not renewed. And yes, we received a nice settlement.

[@MarkNarrations]

5 hours with a broken arm?! oh m yword!

[@gr8kat1]

"My dog's too stupid to be a service dog." That line slayed me. Stupid dogs need the most attention.

[@boba4]

Wait a minute. The guy had a grip on the girl then pulled a knife. Even with his excuse of trying to cut the leash we are talking assault and battery followed by assault with a deadly weapon. Banned from the store is nothing, there have to be criminal charges filed.

[@MarkNarrations]

Always 👏 press 👏 charges 👏

[@Kayenne54]

@@MarkNarrations Absolutely. Can understand distressed victims' exhaustion with all the drama, but say the magic words while the EP is in good hearing range - "I want him/her to publicly apologize, and I want to press charges".

[@paranoiarpincess]

The reason you should ALWAYS press charges: If someone is doing something to hurt you, your animal, someone you care for, or steal from any/all of the above, and you press charges, there is at the very least, a paper trail. Why this is important is that if they do it again, it becomes two strikes. The more strikes they get, the closer they get to jail, as a repeat offender. If they get incarcerated, they can't do this kind of thing to anyone else. If you don't press charges, it makes it a billion times more likely that person is going to hurt other people in the future. At the very least, for some people, if you press charges, it may just prevent them from doing something like that ever again, if they know they receive consequences for their actions.

[@AngharadMac]

THIS

[@TheArmyOfGoats]

Always 👏 press 👏 charges 👏

[@MarkNarrations]

Always 👏 press 👏 charges 👏

[@MarkNarrations]

May have to me by new slogan Goat :)

[@TheArmyOfGoats]

Mark Narrations lol.. glad I could help

[@Embarblaze]

It always absolutely PISSES me off when people don’t press charges. That’s basically enabling them to do the same to other people with no repercussions until one person finally stands up to them.

[@richardearldearyjr.9951]

Always file charges against entitled pukes be it men or women

[@MarkNarrations]

Always 👏 press 👏 charges 👏

[@paranoiarpincess]

My son had his appendix removed when he was 5. He was complaining of his stomach hurting, and I told him to lay down. He started rolling around a little, and started crying. He never cried when he was sick, so I was immediately on alert. We took him to the hospital, and they did a few tests. They were on the verge of letting us go home when a doctor came in and said, "I don't know how you were able to see it, we barely caught it, but he has appendicitis and had we sent you home, you'd be back here in a few hours and it could have been too late. He'll need to have his appendix removed." They pretty much thought of me as a super mom from then on lol.

[@MarkNarrations]

At 5 years old? wow that must have been scary as hell.

[@blueclaws9894]

Good on you!! Some medical issues start very subtle and if you're not familiar with a person's normal behavior, you can easily miss those indications of a problem! So well done in knowing your child well. Shows you care.

[@janetvargas9520]

I find the fact that these people DON'T press charges worse than the actual offenses. PRESS CHARGES ON THESE JERKS!!!!! I'm so sick and tired of entitled jerks but letting them get away with no consequences just gives them permission to keep acting badly.

[@paranoiarpincess]

Thank you so much for reading my story, Mark! Small note, it's pronounced "he-may" it's the closest word, in Japanese, for "princess." Paranoiahime = Paranoiaprincess. It's what I use when someone else has taken my usual pseudonym. ^-^ Also, I must say, you read that EXACTLY as I had intended for it to be read! Thank you for doing my story so much justice! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[@MarkNarrations]

Apologies about the name, I'm just the worst with them :) Glad I done it some justice and thank you for posting.

[@megannason3649]

I wish people would press charges more! These crazy A-holes who think they can take dogs or just grab and assault people will only keep doing it unless they have some actual consequences for their criminal actions.

[@beautybard]

Thanks for including my story! And evenREPTARisnakey is a joke from The Rugrats cartoon. Reptar is a dinosaur on a kid’s show and the episode was about Tommy’s phase of not wanting to wear clothes (or: being “nakey”). Also I loved the inclusion of your fans! That was awesome!

[@MarkNarrations]

Soon as you said Rugrats I was like AHHHH!! I know, used to love rugrats. Thanks for sharing your story :)

[@Elkrid665]

Thanks for letting us be a part of this mark! It was fun

[@MarkNarrations]

You're very welcome, thanks for being a part of it.

[@zombiexi1292]

The community did so awesome! Really loved seeing the community get involved in a project and I hope it happens again ❤

[@ZerosWolf]

Thank you! If the overall response is as good as yours and Mark is not tired of editing the chaos we handed hin, it might happen again.

[@dpog]

thanks! u can join the community reading as well if u would like! just join the discord and check the community reading channel for instructions.

[@MarkNarrations]

They really did do great, drop in our Discord if you'd like to get involved some time :)

[@alfr1]

ALWAYS press charges because if you don't they will do the same thing to another person tomorrow.

[@user-mama_thomas]

The story with the bitch teacher, as soon as OP said they were having really bad pain on the right side I knew it was their appendix. My oldest had to have hers taken out. I'm just glad that OP's parents got them to the ER in time since that can make you very sick and depending upon how bad it was it can even cause death.

[@MarkNarrations]

Yeah I heard it can be pretty extreme if it bursts.

[@SUPRAMIKE18]

The "IM TELLING MOMMY" was absolutely perfect xD

[@MarkNarrations]

That and I love the German em accent too. :)

[@blackwolf1216]

I've had appendicitis.... Worst pain I've ever felt (and I've had multiple broken bones) so I feel that OP's pain, you'd think a special needs teacher would be more empathetic towards their students

[@asherael]

He's not trying to make her feel like a bad mother, that monster's doing that all by herself.

[@Felix24148]

My own mother hated that I grew up. She had clingyness issues that I wasn't able to fully put an end to till I was 30. When I was a teenager I had a simple Nokia cellphone. If I missed a call from her once she'd flip out. I had to call her out that she misses calls all the time. In my early 20s she went through a phase of saying she wanted to move to Idaho. And that if she did, I was going with her. I refused and she said I'd have to go. This repeated many times. She knows it'd never happen now though. She also had a bad habit of opening packages I ordered before I even got to them. That stopped on it's own in time. But about six years ago I had a DVD package come in from ebay and she flipped and whined "How do I know you're not ordering porn!". I then opened the package right in front of her to reveal an anime DVD of SD Gundam Superior Defenders. Then I embarrassed the hell out of her for jumping to conclusions and she never tried it again. On a rare occasion she relapses and tries to treat me like a kid. And then I just remind her I'm a grown ass man.

[@TheArnaa]

“I like just sitting in my little man cave and hiding from the world.” I feel you on that. When the pandemic hit, I got to stay home by myself for ten weeks because I’m in three high risk categories. First time in my life, no-one was telling me I need to get out and socialise more. 😁

[@icyfiredragonpamela1092]

*I Had A Teacher Named Karen When I Was In Highschool And She Wasnt Entitled At All. She Was Super Sweet And Would Buy Popcorn With Her Paychecks For Any Kid Who Was Hungry And If We Were Really Tired She Would Let Us Sleep For 20 Minutes On A Beanbag Chair In the Reading Area. She Even Bought Mine And My Friends Prom Tickets, We Paid Her Back A Few Months Later By Throwing A Pizza And Cake Party For Her (We Had The Principal Distract Her While We Got Things Ready In The ClassRoom) She Was The Best Teacher I've Ever Had. Even When My Bullies Who Where In Charge Of The Senior Slide shows Excluded My Picture And Name On Purpose Both Times, (I Stayed Another Year So I Could Graduate With My Friends. I Was Gonna Graduate 2016 But Instead Graduated In 2017) She Got Them In Trouble With The Principal And Comforted Me After Cause I Was Crying. **#ThankYouNiceKaren*

[@dr.health1688]

Finally, it’s out. Oh yea! Edit, early time. Damn I wish I could’ve joined this project, if we do This again I am so totally joining. Edit again: the community project starts at 25:22

[@bethyadamec7057]

“STELLA” I am so glad Stella was okay, she is a beautiful girl.

[@blackghostart308]

Exactly. We love adorable puppers

[@marymasavage8986]

OMG! That dog is so cute! 🥰 About that man: the state may press charges without OP due to the seriousness of his actions/potential actions. If so, she wouldn't even know since there is so much evidence without her.

[@OZARKMOON1960]

Yay! My fav day! I've worked at answering services (in the pre-historic era before cell phones) and call centers - you would be surprised how many (mostly) men will try to flirt, or ask you to call them when you are off duty (a HUGE no-no) or offer to take you to dinner - or on vacation. Um, no. And as too that idiot in the $ store --why didn't an employee get a cast iron skillet and brain his ass? That is just beyond the pale; threatening anyone with a knife in a store. Who the hell thinks that is normal?

[@MarkNarrations]

Not normal at all!!

[@itjustmemanning8441]

I feel bad for OP. A mother saying your looking for attention all the time, even after the doctors diagnosed OP. It's sad 😞😤

[@MarkNarrations]

Yeah think OP is best off out of there.

[@aethertoast4320]

Teachers don't make enough to really go into for the money. So either the bad ones go in for the power trip over the children or they become horrible & jaded due to stuff that happens to them from either the students/parents/adminstration.

[@MarkNarrations]

Yeah to be fair, that was a silly comment of mine. I know teachers and the pay is awful, better off working at a supermarket.

[@kindreddheart]

This is my first time hearing the stories where the characters (yes, we know that all the Karens/Chads/EK/EP are characters that no one wants to have a run in with..LOL.) I enjoy the different people playing the roles of the idiots, its really entertaining to me. Please DO it as much as possible. LOL.

[@asherael]

Oh my god, the guy who thought Applebees was the gold standard for showing your girl appreciation.

[@katwitanruna]

The community comments were fabulous!!

[@jeancarbonneau6966]

Stella is a beautiful dog... Poor OP and Stella... I would think that they would be afraid for themselves. The man should have been charged for attack with a weapon.

[@scottjamieson2535]

Drives me up a wall how many people don't press charges. He came at you with a knife! Smh

[@MarkNarrations]

OP was pretty scared by the sounds of it. But yeah I know what you mean.

[@vagrantmessiah]

I love that you got fans in on this, respect.

[@MarkNarrations]

Thanks Vagrant, they done great and we hope to do it in the future too. If you fancy getting involved jump on our Discord :)

[@vagrantmessiah]

@@MarkNarrations I don't know much of Discord, but send me a link.

[@Buff_Helpy]

Buff Helpy demands more guest voicings like this one! Satisfactory amount of lulz were had.

[@ZerosWolf]

Thank you! I know the community is ready, but we do not wish to stress Mark too much with the editing of the chaos we create.

[@Buff_Helpy]

@@ZerosWolf OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!! BUFF HELPY THINKS YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!! FOR SO GOOD AT THIS YOU GET A FREE TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW!!!*flexes epically*

[@tabithadearth7507]

Always press charges and show these a-holes that there are consequences for their actions. If they assault you press charges.

[@MarkNarrations]

Always press charges!

[@judithjeffers7666]

WOW! I always like listening to you Mark but the community readers did a wonderful job!

[@avrilbowler8755]

These power trip teachers really upset me. I was a special needs teacher for 40 years. I loved the job because I really cared about the pupils I taught. I felt it was a privilege to be able to help equip young people for their adult lives. I respected these pupils as individuals. If we had a parents' evening and couldn't mark their books that day I always apologised and explained why. Their books were normally marked every time. I wept when I had to retire because of my husband's health. I really missed those young people.

[@Zoe-qy2gn]

Toooooooooooons of people hit on call center workers. I worked in a call center and would just say “I’m not as cute as you think I am sir, now have you turned the phone off and on again?” Lol

[@flowerjpotter1629]

I walked out on my teacher while she was in mid rant screaming in my face and never went back. I went to a tiny little school, just a junior class and a senior it was in an orthopedic hospital so kids who had back operations or who's legs were in traction were wheeled into the classroom in their beds each day. Other people like me were there because we had serious medical conditions. It sadly wasn't unusual for children attending to die if their condition was really bad. My best friend died of cancer when we were 16. My teacher told me Tracy wouldn't be coming back, I was devastated but the staff didn't seem to care. Up until that time I was really fond of Mrs V my teacher, as I'd been at the school for longer than most she seemed to like me. But she was on the verge of divorce and I became the person in class who she took it out on. Screaming when I didn't understand something, even the other kids said what is wrong with her. Shame on you Mrs Vicory. So I had one term to go before I could officially leave and after a few weeks of her terrible yelling at me when she next blew up I calmly walked out and never went back. Nobody official got in touch to tell me to get back to school. The point of this post is to agree with the horrible teacher story, it's bad especially when like the OP had when you're with said teacher for half the day. I was with my horror every school day all day which is why I had to walk out. I couldn't take another minute of her rage, I went to the bus stop and waited for the bus home. I saw her out shopping s few years later, she had aged badly so I guess it was a terrible divorce for her. Still no reason to take it out on a girl you're supposed to be teaching, especially one who's best friend had just died and you had been the one to tell her. At that point I don't think she was fit to teach any more once she began bringing her home life frustrations into the classroom and on to me. I never said hi and neither did she.

[@ceripol]

Love the community readers!

[@starfuryy]

my mum AND dad are entitled (thank goodness i live with my grandparents) EDIT: i just found mark narrations and i already like him so +1 subscriber

[@MarkNarrations]

Welcome Foxy :)

[@starfuryy]

@@MarkNarrations :) thank u

[@ACCER]

I attended school board meetings every month (sometimes twice a month) for over a decade. I had a website dedicated to the behind the scenes of the school board and went to the meetings to report the crap going on. It was bad. Like, bribery written into contracts kind of bad. During what is called "Executive Sessions" only the board members are in the room. What tehy can discuss is tightly controlled by law.....so mostly it's okay. The thing is, many teachers were in the waiting area with me and the 1 or 2 other public members present. I lost track of the number of times I listened to teachers denigrate students by name. I listened while they laughed and talked about how much pleasure they took in failing the children of former classmates (small town.) It was sickening. The worst, by far, were the special education teachers. They mocked their students, laughed at how "having a ret#$d kid" was somehow "payback" for being different or weird in high school. It was horrible. But they couldn't be fired (tenure) and so it continued. Of course, not working for the school I also couldn't be fired.....so I reported all of it on my website. Living in a single party consent state (and being in public) I was able to record many of the conversations and put them on the site as well. I always redacted the identifying details of the student or parents in question.....and often contacted them with the full recording. You WOULD think that after I did this a few times (everyone knew about my website....it was a front page story in the paper once) that they would stop behaving like that around me. You would be wrong. They didn't care. Until they got a new superintendent and my best friend, an attorney, offered to represent any parent for free if they sued for the mistreatment of their child. It was pretty amazing how fast the union changed their tune. You see they needed public support for their financial bargaining. If the public was against them when they threatened to strike, they lost that as a threat. They certainly couldn't be shown to publicly support a bunch of teachers who were bullying special needs kids. So some teachers "retired early" and others "made a career change."It got better.....but don't ever think that most teachers go into teaching to help kids. They did in the past. Not anymore. They go into it for the money (Do the math, they are not really underpaid,) the power, and to relive their own youth......most of them peaked in High School.....those really were the best years of their life. Before some yahoo starts in with them being underpaid, stop typing. I've seen their contracts, been present for the bargaining, and know of several attorneys who gave up their legal careers to become teachers because it paid better. Also, the information is free to examine in most states. Look up your local teacher salaries and their benefits packages you might be surprised at what they earn. For those who don't know, anything a teacher purchases for their classroom is tax deductible. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and attend a few board meetings.

[@MarkNarrations]

That's pretty crazy and whilst I'd agree with you most points and it may also be a US/UK thing but I know for a fact teachers in the UK are really underpaid. Government schemes advertising "Join teachers, help children, whilst displaying teachers doing fun lessons of shooting water bottle rockets up and all the children skipping around with the teacher" and also displaying start on £23k a year, what they don't tell you that's in London. Anywhere else starts at 18k. 18k, to work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week(including home marking), that's less than you get for working at Tesco, it's just not worth it and then to be judged by Ofsted which is not fit for purpose and the government wonders why teachers are quitting. Sorry going off on one here but yeah treating children badly, there's never any need for it. Thanks for the comment by the way :)

[@ACCER]

@@MarkNarrations It sounds like the UK has some issues with paying teachers. That is not an issue in the US where the teachers unions are very strong. In most places teachers start at around $30k (more in areas with a higher cost of living) for 7 hours a day, 5 days a week....180 days a year. Given the amount of work done on computers, including many tests, the grading is done for them. One of the biggest perks is that teachers only have to work for 20 years before they get full retirement. They can also "buy out" their retirement. Many teachers in their late 30's will buy out their retirement (fund the remaining years until they hit the 20 year mark) and then retire......and take on another career. I know several that used the free education for teachers programs available at most universities to get another degree to pad their second career. It's a huge thing here. The bottom line, though, is it's not about the kids. It's never about the kids. I have no objection for them living well.....but they are largely in it for the money when they should be in it for the kids. If you don't like kids, don't have them and stay out of professions that revolve around them.

[@MarkNarrations]

@@ACCER Thanks for the reply Accer, yes it sounds very different here. UK unions wasn't great before, even worse now with our new Government. Teachers here could benefit from computer making systems though, would save them a lot of time. I have a friend who went into teaching(her parents were teachers) and loved being around the kids and watching them develop. More and more things have creeped in ie we have to be more like the Chinese with maths, our grades have to be on par with xx country. Kids are being worked to exhaustion and I can see it with my own nieces and nephews, pretty awful to see. Let's hope both our countries pull their fingers out. Thanks again ACCER

[@jennilynne1977]

I LOVE the stories where some of your readers read the parts of the "characters" in each story. It's a WONDERFUL and COOL concept! I hope to find more stories like that. LOVE it! Keep up the GREAT work Mark!

[@amandadeziraearagon2950]

If you could buy dogs at the dollar store, I'd have a farm 😂😂😂 Hundreds of doggos running free in the grass or sleeping under the trees😍

[@dnprime1737]

those stories with multiple people voicing where a lot of fun to listen to.

[@MarkNarrations]

Glad you enjoyed prime, which was your favourite?

[@dnprime1737]

@@MarkNarrations wait, i have to choose? they where all fun to listen to!

[@MarkNarrations]

@@dnprime1737 CHOOSE! I'm kidding :)

[@merrillsmith6672]

Awww poor puppers I hope she's feeling much better and a hard squeaky toy is the best for dogs

[@IcygirlIcyPop92]

Merrill Smith Hi! I’m the OP from the story! Stella is doing wonderfully now, especially with the new friend we adopted a little while after this! And she doesn’t like the hard ones, so we get her the soft ones and make sure she doesn’t eat the squeaker, lol

[@amorettemcgee7812]

Loved the diffrent voices with the story about the airsoft gun

[@MarkNarrations]

Haha glad you enjoyed Amorette!

[@dpog]

the community reading was great! id love to do it again sometime. btw, for those reading the comments, u can join the community reading as well if u would like! just join the discord and check the community reading channel for instructions.

[@MarkNarrations]

Cheers for being a part of it Devin :)

[@lucy4103]

"sitting in my little man cave and hide from the world" sounds too good to be true

[@MarkNarrations]

I try to hide as much as possible, sometimes I'm forced out of my cave though :)

[@lucy4103]

@@MarkNarrations OH NO! how do u survive outside!!! It's dangerous! With all those humans outside

[@LadyPinkmonsta]

You've got some talented readers in your community! 😁

[@MarkNarrations]

They're a great bunch Pink, get involved!

[@paranoiarpincess]

I absolutely LOVED the community collab! Great job everyone!

[@MarkNarrations]

Glad you enjoyed! :)

[@dpog]

thanks! u can join the community reading as well if ud like! join the discord and check the community reading channel for instructions

[@commandogirl22]

Love the idea of others doing voices and such! Great video and everyone did a great job!

[@MarkNarrations]

Yeah they're awesome :)

[@commandogirl22]

@@MarkNarrations So much talent it makes me soo happy for the next video.

[@olinewright6877]

Keep in mind people cannot move in with you unless you allow it.

[@laurenmentink7401]

The people who helped read the last few stories were awesome! Please tell them that I said a big "THANK YOU!!!"

[@MarkNarrations]

Thank you Lauren they will love that. Pop in and tell them on Discord some time :)

[@ShiftingFixations]

I love the subscriber reader section omg. I studied abroad in a Hungary for about 3 months and no one told me Hungarian had so many swear words that it’s hard to translate, lol! I love binging even these older videos when I run out of newer Mark content! ^_^

[@Tammohawk1]

I lost my transgendered brother in law in Oct. of 2018. I miss him so much. Even before he came out as trans, I never cared. JT was my sibling first and foremost. Now their dad, I don't even know where to begin. We lost their mom in 1999, but she would have been fully supportive of JT. I miss that woman also.

[@foxb2334]

Sorry for ur lose ı dont when be rude but can ı ask what is the purpus of writhing this here

[@MarkNarrations]

So sorry to hear that Tammohawk. :(

[@sylvihartman7334]

Loved the new narrators, they did really well! Love the channel!!!!!

[@sylvihartman7334]

I suppose “guest narrators” would be more appropriate. 😂

[@ZerosWolf]

Thank you! They really did their best and I was flash by the flood of talent that rushed to my ears.

[@trans_foxgirl]

:D

[@dpog]

thanks! u can join the community reading as well if u would like! just join the discord and check the community reading channel for instructions.

[@MarkNarrations]

They're a great bunch :)

[@disenchantedtear8219]

Oh I just loved the end of the video when different ppl voiced the different characters!!! Thanks for that!

[@ettinakitten5047]

20:44 Some people pick a helping profession not because they want to help, but because they want to be in a position of power over people. Scary stuff.

[@zashgekido5616]

I can't stand the people who just, don't press charges against people like the entitled dad. They get away with it, and they get to go on and try that shit again.

[@MarkNarrations]

Always press charges! :)

[@Ash-op2ql]

I get so frustrated when people don’t press charges. It just means these people feel entitled to do this again because they get away consequences free

[@gailchapter9240]

Enjoyed the 'guest' readings. Well done folks!

[@MarkNarrations]

Glad you did, they done well :)

[@tamsinmoore2111]

Story One: I knew a physiotherapist ages ago who posited a theory that because we're 80+% water, it's natural that we respond to changes in barometric pressure. This was quite some time ago, I don't know if this has been studied but it makes sense to me.

[@ezrah4329]

I'd love to see more of the community collab posts!

[@MarkNarrations]

If all goes well, we'll see what we can do :)

[@dracoswo]

The person doing the op voice sounds like Klaus from American Dad. I love it

[@novabrilliant4510]

Really great stuff. Everyone did a wonderful job. Some of the stories were a little hard to hear (the absolute shit some people go through), but I appreciate the need to vent. Really need to get off my ass and post some of my crazy call center stories. Thanks Mark. Love ya!

[@MarkNarrations]

The community stories hard to hear? Some of the audio was a little difficult to work with. If I bring the dB up too high, there's quite a bit of background noise. :/

[@novabrilliant4510]

@@MarkNarrations Sorry, I meant hard to hear because of the pain people went through. Sound quality was decent enough.

[@MarkNarrations]

@@novabrilliant4510 Ahh phew, yeah there was some tough ones in there :)

[@LunaP1]

Oh God!! That call center story had a Nice Guy™️ involved.😂

[@MarkNarrations]

Victor the Nice guy™️

[@Nixie3545]

I always get nervous when taking mine or my mom's pup out. Both are small but i have a pug/jack russel terrier mix girl who is sweet but WILL nip while my mom has a maltipoo boy who is sweet but can growl. I love them both though.

[@ACCER]

I would go a level of crazy that would become so legend that it would hit every major news network around the globe.

[@Nixie3545]

@@ACCER thats what i decided to do. Or at least go mama bear.

[@MarkNarrations]

You mentioned doggos, you must now pay doggo tax. Picture on Discord or Twitter please. Good day! :)

[@Nixie3545]

@@MarkNarrations of course. I'll post on discord. Want pics of my twin cats too? Happy to pay saft kitty tax.

[@MarkNarrations]

@@Nixie3545 Of course! get em' on there!

[@kirstyannmaysimpson569]

Some great reading guys well done ❤️ xxx

[@dpog]

thanks! u can join the community reading as well if u would like! just join the discord and check the community reading channel for instructions.

[@cryschanel32]

'evenREPTARisNakey' is from the Nickelodeon cartoon Rugrats 😂

[@asherael]

It doesn't matter if she WANTS to pay for it. SUE HER FOR DAMAGES> that's WHY we have these institutions in place. take her to small claims

[@BDogGrizzly]

If this gets enough comments or likes I promise I’ll tell the ENTIRE story. But when I (12male) my parents bought me a Puppy for Christmas to try and ease the pain of losing the dog I grew up with, Zeke a stoic Golden Retriever that was Mr. Perfect. Diamond my gift Puppy was also a Golden Retriever. But he like Zeke looked more like an Irish Setter then a Golden. Anyways, as part of my promise to my parents to let me get Diamond I was ordered to train the little guy. Seeing that he had a Doggy IQ of Einstein in a pooches body I taught him over 50+ tricks including to bite a guy in the family jewels and the closer I squeezed my hand the tighter his grip on the nuts became… Let’s just say that little trick got me out of a situation similar to OP’s situation of someone trying to steal Diamond from me. But I’ll tell the full story either on Reddit or whatever if people wanna hear it. lol.

[@unclegpa707]

Good stuff man, you did well with the longer vid. I don't really have a corny joke for this one; I had one but forgot it lol. Anyways man you have a good one

[@MarkNarrations]

You have a good one too jon! :)

[@glosaint-aime16]

I enjoyed this and the opening music, especially the last stories with the different voices

[@fhuber7507]

Dog story... they should have 100% pressed charges... Assault with a deadly weapon included.

[@gailwinds]

About the mother who decided to move in with OP, even if OP says no.... What OPs 'better half' works have something to say about that.

[@carolbetarello]

If someone tried to steal one of my dogs, I would probably end up in jail. Once I was walking one of my dogs, she's small and very mixed, she looks like a small skinny pitbull, she has beautiful honey eyes, and is caramel color (very common color for dogs in Brazil). Some crazy looking lady says "hey, this looks like my dog!". My brother rescued her when she was a puppy, and we went to live in that neighborhood after she wasn't a puppy, so there was no way this was her dog. I answered "ok, but this is not your dog" very strongly, and walked away. Never saw this lady again and if she tried something, I don't even know what I would do, but she would not take my baby.

[@dalegribble4308]

Applebee’s? I found a whole lizard in my Cobb salad

[@sylvihartman7334]

Victor Serge O.... M.... G....!!! That has to be F*CKING traumatizing!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Hope you got some cash! ❤️

[@MarkNarrations]

The hell.....what kind of lizard!

[@dalegribble4308]

Mark Narrations it’s just an old wives tale about Applebee’s

[@TryniaMerin]

Was it doing the back stroke in salad dressing?

[@wubbalubbadabdab420]

"The world is a scary place, that's why I just like sitting in my little man cave and hiding from the world" ❤

[@TheSapphire21onyx]

Always press charges that poor dog 😢 I’m glad she’s fine now but still press charges

[@Mo_Mods]

I wish someone would have stepped up to knock that dude trying to take Stella. Tf out. Wish bystander laws were more strict.

[@OneToxicPixel]

I love the idea that you let your fans read a few lines! I would love to join in on the fun but A) my microphone is shit because the only one I have is the one built into my laptop. Not good. B) I'm kinda self conscious because I do have quite a heavy german accent. People complement me all the time because I am rather fluid in writing English, but speaking is just... no xD Also I love the puppy, Stella is best girl, if you see this OP you are absolutely allowed to kick stupid entitled men who try to steal your dog right in the nether regions. My ex actually got punched there once and explained to me how it felt. Made me uncomfortable. Must hurt like hell. So use it to defend your beautiful doggo.

[@ZerosWolf]

Moin! ich bin die Organisatorin des Community-Reading-Projekts. Jeder kann mitmachen! Akzente sind uns scheißegal! Ganz im Gegenteil, wir lieben sie, denn sie geben den Geschichten Farbe. Was die Qualität angeht: Hast du versucht, mit dem Handy aufzunehmen? Viele haben das benutzt. Wenn du mitmachen möchtest, komm einfach in den Discord-Channel. Wir sind eine großartige Gemeinschaft und haben viel Spaß zusammen :)

[@MarkNarrations]

A lot of people use their phones and it seemed to work ok. If you ever feel you want to give it a try, I'm sure you'd be more than welcome in our Discord. Just pop in :)

[@OneToxicPixel]

@@ZerosWolf Wow danke! Joa mal sehen, ich hab noch nie was mit dem Handy aufgenommen haha. Muss auch erstmal mein Discord wieder hinkriegen, Login Daten verschludert xD Werde aber vermutlich eh bald auch so mal vorbeischauen, mir fehlt so ein bisschen Community Feeling in meinem Leben... Und ich weiß, dass vielen Menschen Akzente egal sind, sie finden sie sogar charmant, aber ich krieg immer die Krise wenn ich mich selber Englisch reden höre.

[@toriibarlow]

I don't really care for the collab readings personally(i think it is because of the varying qualities of audio quality.) But i love the community is so friendly and open enough to do them. I also think it is so cool the kind of community Mark facilitates. Keep up the great work. Love it.

[@AngharadMac]

I could fill your subreddit with *just* the flirty customers from my collective 20 yrs in different call centers

[@MarkNarrations]

You know what to do Angharad :)

[@HowlingEclipse]

GO ZERO! you guys are all awesome!

[@CreepyBlueAnimals84]

Did OP ever say the parents went to the Principal or the school board about that vile teacher? I didn't hear that. They should have, unless OP never told them about the abuse they suffered. But she deserved to be fired.

[@spazman2644]

Why the hell do people not press charges? These entitled people will never fuckin learn if you don't!

[@lovelywolv]

WAIIIIT THE ONE TIME IM LATE 😭😭 My heart just went !!!! This is so good.

[@MarkNarrations]

Late! laaaate! Thanks Wolv :)

[@canadaiantenten]

Out of the ones you read I liked the twin Karen's the best, and out of the community protect I liked the airsoft one. Overall another great video!

[@MarkNarrations]

Glad you enjoyed Kristen, thanks for popping in again :)

[@blakezummo264]

Sky's voice is hella cute ngl

[@MarkNarrations]

Our Sky is a legend.

[@somanyhumanssolittlecommon6947]

That psychotic knife wielding attempted dog thief SHOULD have had charges pressed against him!!! The "I don't care what happens to him" remark made me really angry! Do you care what happens to his next victim when he escalates the crazy? Do you care that the next victim's blood will possibly be partially upon your hands as well? You could have potentially been the catalyst to force the possibly unstable man to be forced into some kind of treatment, but you couldn't be bothered. Too bad for the future people unlucky enough to cross his path I guess.

[@MarkNarrations]

OP just wanted to get out of there, can't really blame her. That was a crazy situation.

[@Mayacatxoxo]

And that’s why you always bring pepper spray with you

[@PowerStruggle555]

(note I am the student with the teacher) The school was a normal middle school. It just had 3-4 classes devoted to mentally disabilities. When she gave lunch detentions she'd put our desk in the outside hall up against the wall. It was embarrassing considering regular non disability students walked. The in school suspension she'd put the the books shelves in a way that they basically made a mini room in the corner and then put our desk there. Plus had the lunch detention rules. People say Karens have a look....If entitled teachers did....she'd fit the bill. She had a glare that would send daggers down your spine, she had a haircut that reminds me of movie teachers that are evil. If you saw a photo of her and a description you'd think she was a stereotypical evil teacher from a movie

[@ZerosWolf]

And here it is! Turned out great! I hope people like it :D I won't mind doing it all again XD

[@MarkNarrations]

Legend!

[@GK-tz7id]

14:20 " Who tries to take people's pets who does this" Me: PETA

[@bubbles9287]

Oh lord, the dog story!! Im seriously furious!! Treating a woman and dog that way is abhorrent and I hope he NEVER gets a pup or a wife, for that matter. Ever since I’ve gotten my new pup, anyone who meets him asks to take him home or when his first litter will be ready. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said no so far. I may have made an exception to buy from a breeder, but I would never add more dogs to this world when there are so many that need homes. Sorry, I’m not studding him, no matter how rare his color is. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@celestiafanforever]

Just lie and say that you already got him fixed so he can't make puppies.

[@bubbles9287]

CelestiaFan Forever I so wish I could pull off that fib! However, he’s super tiny and just 9 weeks old. It’s obvious he’s a wee tiny baby lol.

[@celestiafanforever]

@@bubbles9287 ok. It's just sometime you could say when he gets older. Also sorry if my first comment was rude or anything. I just wanted to help someone out who is having trouble telling people that they might never breed their dog to add to many dogs that are in shelters looking for good homes, adopt don't shop.

[@bubbles9287]

CelestiaFan Forever you weren’t rude at all! I’m definitely going to take your advice once he’s bigger. He’s a French bulldog and people just don’t understand why I wouldn’t want to make money off his babies, smh.

[@celestiafanforever]

@@bubbles9287 that's good to know that I wasn't rude. And I do hope that what I said does help once he is bigger.

[@Gingerycarrotkitten]

The first story reminds me of means girls with that scene where she like "my brests can tell when its raining " lol

[@squirrel670]

When people don't press charges it's nearly just as infuriating as the people who do these terrible things. Not pressing charges is what will let them do the same or worse to someone else and even if charged they will get off lighter because they don't have history at least on record. Basically the guy's punishment was a bit of restraint, a ban from one dollar tree, and two dollars after he committed so many crimes and could have seriously injured or killed someone. Where is the line to press charges? When someone's brutally beaten or dead? I know its hard but pressing charges is something that has to be done. People like that feed off of no consequence and if they can get away with that they think to themselves what else can they get away with the next time.

[@MarkNarrations]

I think you nailed it when you said "it's hard pressing charges", although I totally get what your saying. Doing something legal to these people would cause huge anxiety to the OP I'd assume. Cheers Squirrel, hope you're all good!

[@Stevesgoingtolondon]

That adorable pupper