"Mine.." A Villain Hawks x Listener ASMR Spicy Ver

[@siegejaxon]

Me: Wait, so hawks doesn't punch reporters in this version? Hawks: No, I tie them up and keep them. Me: Isn't that kidnapping? Hawks: You'll get Stockholm Syndrome Me: no, I won't Hawks: BeT

[@minaashido178]

CJ Estrada We be in the background like: 👁👄👁

[@mrazawa9954]

Heh...

[@purplevenom2019]

@@mrazawa9954 Mr. Aizawa??? WHY ARE YOU HERE-

[@mrazawa9954]

Purple Venom the grape and loud kid

[@zthebunny]

@@minaashido178 why are you here I'M TELLING ALL MIGHT

[@issye.9077]

Hawks: "I'm afraid you can have unrealistic expectations." Me: Are you calling me out for only liking 2D men? Wow didn't need to be outed like that Hawks. R U D E.

[@warmmilk8624]

👁️👄👁️ sh

[@unknownkitten9628]

Lel same, kinda-

[@oniichan._.]

*Everybody ғᴇʟᴛ that*

[@starliights9623]

It’s scary and sad how much I simp over 2D men

[@Jesus-cu2cd]

Onii Chan why u so rite tho

[@shoyohinata3758]

This is how many times my guy hawks is gonna call us kid ⬇️ And also how many of us always fall for him😳

[@arielsanchez4134]

Hinata why are you here🤭👉👈

[@shoyohinata3758]

@Funmikage Tokoyami why’re you HeRe😶

[@kidbasic2330]

Well

[@Micheal..-]

Why is Hinata here he is too innocent 0-0

[@shoyohinata3758]

@Logical_life _XD Im not as innocent as you think-

[@sugassugar4800]

33:50 Him:you should just relax My brain: why don't we just relax and turn on the radio would you like AMMMM OR FMMMMM

[@0xXEclipseXx0]

🤣🤣🤣HAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣

[@judejohnson2023]

Ya know. I feel the same 😂

[@AfanailaN]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@burnttoas7]

AHHAAJSBKSSN

[@rosettacatterson1355]

HAHAHHA I MADE THIS JOKE TODAY TO MY DAD THANK YOU 😂😂

[@Madchann]

Me : **Looks at my search history abt hawks asmr 18+** Also me : *LoOk aT aLL tHoSe ChiCKeNs !*

[@leahruffer6873]

This comment is iconic. Honestly. It should be pinned

[@Wholelottayerks]

FRR

[@Bri_016]

😀✨

[@kaii1729]

Omg lol 😂

[@yourdadscat5802]

I think you meant LooK AT AlL THoSE UNdER 18'S

[@sunniethesimp5674]

Yato: **walks in the room with a video of Hawks** Me: **squeals** _"IS THAT A CHICKEN!!?"_

[@clawdeenwolf3374]

Yes it is sun shine nugget

[@annvanbrug3145]

*fried chicken now bish*

[@kunikidasnotebook4975]

XD

[@LM-zf3wn]

💀 My lungs

[@jillibgirl]

This made me wheeze

[@haijmehinata2437]

The fact that this video has currently 17k likes and this comment 12k 👁👄👁 damn you guys are crazy... Since I edited this comment YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHY IT HAS SO MANY LIKES *insert evil laugh*

[@denkikaminari3361]

We need a " simp for Yagami" button😁

[@warmmilk8624]

I simp for everyone-

[@haijmehinata2437]

Whats up all you Sunshine Nuggets Denki Here that’s a whole ass mood

[@haijmehinata2437]

Kamanari Denki true true

[@GoldenFreddy-io9zs]

@@warmmilk8624 My standards might be low but my self esteem is lower

[@Idk-cr6yl]

Hawks: **flirting and kissing me** My mind: “No no don’t touch me there this is my Nono square”

[@GoldenFreddy-io9zs]

I- you made me fricking snort

[@denkikaminari3361]

If you didn' t want it, why pick sammich?( You just want attention)

[@mangleplayzgames]

Kamanari Denki. Denki go back to charging peoples phones.

[@Idk-cr6yl]

Golden Freddy 22 Omg

[@Idk-cr6yl]

I’m just here for the newest vid idc what version it is and I comment these things for fun so I don’t mind if I get attention or not

[@RancidPapaya_1]

Hawks: “I wanna know everything about you” “What up my names Jared I’m 19 and I never f****** learned how to read Edit: holy $h!t that’s a lot of likes......and I love the comments

[@womfnv]

My name's Michae(b)l with a 'B' and I've been afraid of insects my entire life

[@shotaaizawa2700]

I love that frickin meme "plays drums in the background"

[@DiscoverMILK]

What...When did these turn in to a confession stand lollllll

[@cbs9134]

@@shotaaizawa2700 aizawa??

[@Hana-Yomi]

@@womfnv where's the b?

[@dreamixmic4969]

hawks: "i have another name-" me : *"daddy?-"*

[@ticciclock7488]

At what minute does that say :v?

[@Meiamtheoneandonly]

Do I LoOk LiKe-

[@julianamilhomem36]

@@Meiamtheoneandonly KAJSKSJDKSJSKSKS

[@aritakami2849]

Hawks: Do I lOoK LiKe YoUr DAdDy!? Me: *y e s* now stfu and love meeeeeee! I’m single and unloved 😂😂

[@sirinsyaya]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING FR 💀

[@parkchimchim2189]

Friend: You're so gay man... Me: No I'm not! Hawks: Kid. Me: ... Me: Okay look-

[@lo3055]

I'm only gay for chickens 😂

[@naniiima5101]

Same with my friends lmao I’m straight I think but heh I like this.....shit bro....I’m gay

[@eefussy]

Musdmjmsjmmfimfj hahahahahahaha

[@kingazazel3306]

BRO SAME

[@-blahkg8458]

if you got socks on it aint gay

[@felixjane9162]

Hawks: Just a glance and i’ll kiss you everyone: 👁👄👁 *intent staring*

[@sophiap.6952]

HAHAHAHAHD NFF THAT WAS ME

[@shinobipatrick310]

THIS WAS SO ME BUT INSTEAD I WAS MAKING SURE THE SPIDER DIDNT MOVE MEAN WHILE I GRABBED MY SANDAL ;-;

[@sophiarimorin8220]

FKDKVIFKKF DIDNT HAVE TO CALL ME OUT

[@strxwberriemilkshake4744]

Why you rat me out😳

[@yaaankee9895]

Bec hes Hawks 😔

[@meatclownn]

Hawks: babybird~ Me: haha, ✨ʀᴀɪʟ ᴍᴇ✨

[@astiwassleep]

I-SHOULD I GET DABI!?

[@meatclownn]

Keigo Tamaki BISH- I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE YOUR USERNAME WAS KEIGO TAKAMI, IM HOWLING- 😂😂

[@astiwassleep]

@@meatclownn SAME 😂

[@astiwassleep]

@Keigo Tamaki bro idk what's going on I'm 11

[@astiwassleep]

@Keigo Tamaki I'm a dang kid don't ask why I'm here

[@WhyDaya]

Me: *Sees Hawks* Me: *Inhuman noises* Me: *Sees villain Hawks* Me: *_Weird demonic noises_* Also... 25:00 I know I'm not very fast but here I am... Just take your time and enjoy :>

[@yourfavmaya7727]

You may not be fast, but you're a warrior😔✊

[@juniperberries1553]

Thank you for your time 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@alexanderswitzer7955]

Meanwhile Me (10 hours late): Thank you so much! (ó﹏ò。)

[@WhyDaya]

@@juniperberries1553 no problem XD

[@WhyDaya]

@@yourfavmaya7727 Thanks XD I wasn't expecting all these likes :'v

[@KenzieIsNotHome]

Me: “ i’m not into Hawks “ * listens to this* Me again: “ my calculations were incorrect...”

[@gordonramsayoncrack7693]

When u are attracted to a chicken nugget..

[@KenzieIsNotHome]

peachy you right thought

[@kacchicobakugou6923]

Hey... Same-

[@starliights9623]

He’s hAwT

[@unknownentity4736]

Literally me tho-

[@sixtrapstags2531]

Hawks: *mentioned Stockholm Syndrome* Me : 🌟✨💫killing me softly 🎉💞🙈💫🌠🎂

[@reapingwillows]

my ankles suddenly fear for their lives

[@his.worst.nightmare]

Ashwoo 😻

[@alfonsosandoval5822]

I just felt my ankles cracking-

[@Kendahlmariee]

My ankles said ✨no✨

[@crypt7435]

😃

[@tj7502]

Hawks: *they might call me Hawks but I have another name* Me: DADDY- i mean Keigo 😭

[@nightwingalphagamer7948]

I was gonna say that! XD

[@celery_stick2782]

Keigo = Hawks = Daddy And that's just how the cookie crumbles ÙwÚ

[@deletedaccount6732]

That's very naughty of you~

[@ningning1110]

Oh ok i see how it is 😔✌

[@C0r3yN3rd]

꧁h a w k s s ꧂おやすみ *hides face with pillow* YOU TOTALLY DIDNT SEE ME BLUSH!

[@KarmaWept]

Hawks: you’re like that royal that I kidnapped from that castle. My brain: 🎶 I was a princess doing alright then I got kidnapped overnight 🎶 (Please tell me someone gets this)

[@anonymoussimp]

SOPHIA THE FIRSSTT!!~ (If im not wrong..🤔🤔)

[@breneeaaron9387]

I WAS A GIRL IN A VILLAGE DOIN ALRIGHT

[@Emsonmars]

I LOVE THIS.

[@toriii8970]

NO STOP THATS TOO FUNNY

[@noctexcaelum]

@@breneeaaron9387 TILL I BECAME A PRINCESS OVER NIGHT

[@niconiconicaps7600]

Villain hawks: hey kid- Me: -Stockholm syndrome has entered the chat-

[@itzukumidoriya8377]

Omg

[@fengdidaflip]

-Feelings hAvE enters the chat-

[@xiaololz7887]

@@fengdidaflip Wht tf are you here

[@gl1tchydr3am30]

Katsuki Bakugou why are you here-

[@shar4054]

Katsuki Bakugou bakugou what?😀

[@layanna8702]

Hawks: **kidnaps me** “Now you’re mine forever” Me: i’m strangely ✨ _okay with this_ ✨

[@A_h671]

Me: I am perfectly fine with this. Iida: Aurora Waters Hamto! He is the villian. Hawks: Love Bird are you going to let him tell you how to live your life? Or you can come to the other side where you will be free to do anything your lovely heart desires. Me: Sorry Iida I gave up my soul for him. (Hope you get the reference) Dabi: Welcome to freedom Aurora. *pats my back like a older brother proud of his little sister* Hawks: I love you. Me: Love you too.

[@eternalsorrow.9285]

@@A_h671 I get it... From that one on.... Nevermind-

[@MrsCake-xu7up]

Me:im ok,but chicken nuggies are my target here

[@lydiadaiiou5730]

Me: I am not ok with this! Also me, being swooned by hot boys: *chuckles* I won't even try to fight back

[@kelsibryan9220]

Same

[@bizarreselfie153]

24:12 Villian Hawks: "I look down at you, and I see those beautiful eyes again" Me: Are you calling me short? 👁👄👁

[@bundleofsinshine6587]

*insert elric worthy tantrum*

[@cookiescookiesbish5173]

Oh no you didn't *pulls him down* I am not short i am a bean AND IF UR GONNA CALL ME A KID ADD HAWK'S IN FRONT MY WAY MY WAY

[@tillyread4419]

Cookies Cookies Bish!!!! oR tHe HiGhWaY

[@iampikachu69]

Where tide up

[@gay4wayne265]

Yes

[@kawekixu2208]

I listen to yagami yato without headphones *fear me*

[@kiribby137]

Yasleen I do too *FEAR US!!*

[@Venus-yj2zf]

i stream it on my TV, fear me, for i am a big dumbass who has no dignity-

[@alexrafananasylum]

Y’all F*ckin Wildin ^on main^

[@myaga]

i'm watching this with haikyu!! in the background *fear me*

[@yaaankee9895]

U have my respect 😔📈

[@lavieenrose2281]

If hawks existed he would have so many girls 😂 *I’d be one of them*

[@Rynn_is_taking_over]

Same!😏😂

[@Allystabbyface]

I’d be his gay boi

[@Ray-po6xw]

Same

[@user-ex9be7pq3c]

Same

[@lilyrose50]

Me 2

[@Kendahlmariee]

Hawks: “you just had to be a good little reporter, didn’t you?” Me: “if I’m getting paid then yeah”

[@xinxio2152]

Katsuki???!?

[@fuzzball0881]

Same money is all that matters😉👌

[@akyri6260]

24:58 Hawks: “You’re one hell of a kisser” Me, who has never been kissed before: o/////o you’re welcome?

[@tillyread4419]

Lol me

[@strepthroatt]

Practice on your arm no joke lol

[@mckennamadden8877]

•`mrs doot doot'• wait w h a t

[@strepthroatt]

@@mckennamadden8877 y e s

[@nevershoutemma3637]

@@mckennamadden8877 it's true, the first boy I kissed said I was a great kisser. I choose to believe it was because I practiced on my arm and developed a feel for what would be nice for someone else.

[@ohnoourtableitsbroken4415]

come in here and get yall's juice: 30:43

[@sspinn3r895]

Thank you sm todoroki uwu

[@leximidoriya1812]

*slips and crashes into the oven*

[@understandingthisjudgyworl155]

@@leximidoriya1812 🧚‍♀️s H I t🌠-

[@nabryahmorgan7834]

LMAOOO

[@bellabarfield3631]

When you realize that your at 30:20 😳🙌

[@ShotoTodoroki-pf2yf]

“Villain Hawks” Listener: -chuckles- *I’m in danger*

[@lilyrose50]

Yep but I don't mind this danger

[@Cotton-Cream]

True

[@misshatakeeee]

we're all in danger when it comes to mr flirty mcnugget

[@SaltedStardust]

I dont see this as danger, no matter what the McChicken man does to us

[@Cotton-Cream]

Fact.

[@nekocreates4271]

the title: [18+ version] Me: im jared 19 and i never learned how to read also me: *avoiding the "sfw" videos*

[@anmonoo]

Literally me lolol

[@kizzukiehearts2564]

honestly thats me

[@angelgurule6569]

Same bruh, same

[@OhsweetOhno]

“Avoid them like the plague” as I always say

[@nekocreates4271]

@Two socially awkward people LMAODKSNVJSBVJSBDB PLZ-

[@thehopeofeden597]

*My Grandma:* Eat your food. It ain’t too hot. *The food:*

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

XD >//////

[@toriii8970]

Awsamazing Eden NOO YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT HAHAHAHA

[@enz6086]

Lmfao omg xD

[@C0r3yN3rd]

🤣🤣

[@glitchmnster]

I jUsT sNoRtEd

[@deletedaccount6732]

POV: you are scrolling through the comments looking for the sammich timestamp. Edit: Can yall like... chill? this is the only comment I get notifications about, damn. xD

[@katyalumi]

ive found 12 at this point i’m just looking for interesting comments now 🤣🤣

[@horrormochi6434]

Nah I always just look for funny comments while listening to the vid owo

[@deletedaccount6732]

Oh.

[@abagoffrenchpotatoes1996]

Which time stamp we talkin bout here I’ve found 15 at this point

[@deletedaccount6732]

I dunno

[@moonchild8360]

Hawks: when I see you, I see a bo- Me: a bottom? You see me as a BOTTOM?! I’m mean you aren’t wrong but- Hawks: ... bottomless pit Me: oh

[@cookiescookiesbish5173]

I really thought you where about to say bean

[@xryhbreadx]

Bottom, bottomless pit Potato potato, same difference ;-;

[@cottontail._111]

Your Average Dude i have never seen that phrase written out😂

[@Miyako8787]

Dang I heard the disappointment in this comment😭

[@memers066]

I assume he means a bottomless pit of depression

[@wackusbonkus25]

24:12 hawks: "I look down on you-" Me: "sir im 5"7 so stfu" Hawks: I didn't get to finish but ok👁👄👁

[@hellokitty1186]

Wh-What are you doing here?

[@Zero..o]

More people to yell at. God (Satan) I’m turning into Aizawa

[@hintosii]

Im 5’8 so he can eat his words 🔫

[@apricot6207]

Hi can I get a cheeseburger OK PULL UP HO I didn't get to finish👁️👄👁️ Memes are how I live

[@paowsat]

Izuku Midoriya *at this point im not surprised Izuku-*

[@choleslaw9286]

"There's no way you can escape now kid now you're mine forever" Me: Oh no what a nightmare It would be so awful for you to punish me oh noo

[@maricruzmartinez3930]

I'M DEAD CAUSE I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 💀💀💀

[@AAA-od2nv]

😂 I can hear this

[@jasminem5283]

same

[@celery_stick2782]

Oh nOooOo definitely don't touch me THERE. Oh golly gosh im soo scared

[@xeno7914]

Ooooh my no no square nooo dont touch me there o,,-,,o

[@croissant1291]

“They call me Hawks but I have another name...” . . . . *You mean d a d d y-?*

[@tamaki._.0w0jiki87]

@Hawks *o-oh-*

[@deathstar9315]

why is my child here

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🔥❤🔥❤❤🔥🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤❤🔥

[@ningning1110]

Hmm....i am your father

[@galahadmordred20]

Well... I was going to say ChickenWing buuut... Daddy is ok too😂😂😂

[@tsukkiswifey7061]

Hawks: Your mine Me: ok Hawks: dont try to escape Me: o k Hawks: Dont try fighting back Me: I SAID OK I AINT COMPLAINING

[@_WINNER_13_]

😂👍🏼

[@Keshakwys]

✨F A C T S✨🤣

[@Ashington367]

Exactly 😂

[@bearchan1925]

*me reading this while he sys this* □>□ um chile anyways

[@マヤ先輩]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kendahlmariee]

Hawks: “you could live the life of luxury. All you gotta do is sell your soul to me” Me: “do you take credit or debit?”

[@johnscott798]

Hawks: Bold of you to asume I take cards btw: cash only

[@Kendahlmariee]

@@johnscott798 *steals all the money in the bank* is this enough for you bird man?

[@johnscott798]

@@Kendahlmariee hawks: all I need is your love baby bird

[@Kendahlmariee]

@@johnscott798 well I got just enough of that *cuddles him*

[@johnscott798]

@@Kendahlmariee *giggles like an idiot* thanks kid

[@_jjbax_9515]

This is how many people are a simp for Hawks ⬇️

[@paowsat]

My brain: dont do it- Me: **likes** My brain: *WHY AM I ATTACHED TO THIS HUMAN BEING-*

[@_jjbax_9515]

@@paowsat I felt that in my heart and soul 🥺🖐

[@ccazz]

That's not NEARLY enough likes. **goes onto other accounts to like just this comment**

[@_jjbax_9515]

@@ccazz thats a mood😂😂

[@ccazz]

@@_jjbax_9515 wait, *REALLY*

[@jamieaiken7191]

Hawks: "I have another name you don't need to know right now" Me: is it daddy cause hunny I know that one already

[@ravencatcos]

Same

[@jasminem5283]

Jamie Aiken yessss

[@Nat-or5oc]

That's exactly what it is

[@celery_stick2782]

It izz what it izz

[@Manami_Yasukko]

Ohhhh 😏😏😏😏😶😶😶😶

[@kaiiiryuuu]

Hawks: “kid” Me, a 22yr old woman: “Yes I am kid”

[@aweebaweirdweeb4545]

Me an 11 year old girl “SIR THIS IS ILEGAL”

[@lucylovesyou4823]

@@aweebaweirdweeb4545 meh too gurl

[@Vampireine.]

God damn every century here 😂😭

[@kaiiiryuuu]

Y’all really can’t read the 18+ huh 🤔

[@sofia.ldperr]

13 year old me ;-; *FBI ENTER THE CHAT*

[@unknownkid2484]

Y/N:*gets kidnapped twice* Y/N:Please dont get kidnapped please dont get kidnapped Hawks:Allow me to introduce myself.

[@Monster_energy2024]

Me HELL YEa KIDNAP ME MORE DAD- HWAKS

[@courtneyt1214]

Hawks: you won't be able to resist me Me: sir I'm a lesbian Edit: Yes I know the VA is a girl. Why am I here? Entertainment. This is hilarious.

[@paulamanning5053]

“ *Sir-* “

[@kirstenkan]

Same

[@tillyread4419]

But did u resist himv

[@somedude66696]

Same

[@kiarajpt2949]

I'm a lesbian and I'll go straight for this 😔🤚🏾

[@localmisanthrope266]

Hawks: I'm not fried chicken. Me: But you do be finger lickin' good~ EDIT: Thank you to everyone that has liked this and/or laughed! Y'all are too much 🤣

[@ya_mum_5358]

I crying 😂😂😂😂 Your funny😂😂😂

[@yuki_no_fuyu]

I mean... you aren’t wrong-😳

[@girled69]

BAHAHHAHA

[@rawrr8547]

🤣😂🤣

[@IO-jd8yq]

This comment needs more attention

[@jureumi8025]

hawks: “there’s ten more layers to you” me: am i an onion??

[@toxickira3266]

"Listener" quirk : onion

[@Thomas-ut6br]

No your a parfait everyone loves a parfait

[@cottontail._111]

Mirio Togata what are you doing here?

[@antisocialbitch_8560]

Toxic Kira STOPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@_asterimos_7815]

OgReS aRe LiKe OnIoNs

[@hisokasmomkaren5651]

Im trying so hard to find the Audio when he says “MOMMYYY”

[@noizybrat866]

It's on the patreon, chief

[@katsukibakugo6976]

His guts get rearranged 🤣🤣

[@lisytailamee]

@@08885 yes 😁

[@danssies]

Light Yagami pls give us more links light yagami 🥺

[@jojonish5035]

Yeah does anyone know Wich one it is lol

[@necrobotanical7047]

“7 minutes ago” “1.4k views” girls, guys, and otherwise, the power of hawks stans

[@VXMIIT]

I cannot like this comment because it is at 69 likes, I hope you understand my reasoning

[@maxlol6336]

@@VXMIIT Understandible have a nice day

[@VXMIIT]

@@maxlol6336 likewise sir/madame/or person

[@sierrabarnhart8238]

official simp for hawks😭. ⏬

[@johnscott798]

This was my second time seeing this and I clicked the like again and unliked it and than struggled to like it again apparently I have giant fingies

[@LakieshaStuckey]

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦👁💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👎👎👎

[@LakieshaStuckey]

You guys are jerks

[@bloodforthebloodgod8030]

Have you seen my name?

[@xenooo____]

@@LakieshaStuckey Why?

[@hystrangeaa]

Me: Drawing Shinsou Yato: I know you like Shinsou, but what about some chicken? Me: Sorry kitty, a little bird came into my ear and said, "Kid"

[@denkikaminari3361]

Reading a Shinso fanfic( light) Yato' s notif- "hey you need this!" My brain cell- need this now!

[@AuroraPrincessofDelta2024]

@@denkikaminari3361 hi Kaminari

[@warmmilk8624]

@Kamanari Denki hello for the 5th time other me

[@kidbasic2330]

Everyone comes into my ears and says kid

[@dj_bullshit]

Lol

[@xxbangtanie]

hawks: i think i’m catching feelings me: OH NO I THINK IM CATCHING FEELINGS~

[@lem9n467]

Don’t be afraid to catch feelings 😏

[@janessaweisbrodt7758]

Tik tok has entered the chat

[@nikkibedrawing]

27:38 Hawks: I think I'm catching feelings- My crackhead self: OH NOOOO I THINK IM CATCHING FEELINGS!!! Hawks: what the fu- I'm sorry I had to xD

[@samurai1815]

And i dont know- if this is everything im feeling-

[@whorrorstories4485]

I read this just as that part came on

[@yousomething6447]

I thought it was gonna be I'M CATCHING CORONA

[@kirishimaeijiro4713]

thats what my crackhead thought tooo!!😂😂😂😅

[@thaliaayangla7492]

I DID IT TOO I LOOKED FOR THIS COMMENT AFTER I DID IT💀💀

[@falconko3273]

Hawks: "you're mine now" Harry Potter adverts: "cOnGrAtUlAtIOnS"

[@diamondback9003]

WHY DID I FIND THIS SO FUNNY- HSJSJSSKJD

[@vlixnaa]

Lol I love your username

[@falconko3273]

@@vlixnaa thank you ❤️~(◡‿◡✿)

[@vlixnaa]

Enji's Tits your welcome

[@ashyasina2496]

WAIT WHY DONT I GET IT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW IT AND IM JUST BEING DUMB

[@rosie._..]

keigo: I love you me: a horrible decision, really

[@katsukibakugou3587]

I know this goes for both of us😭😭

[@paulamanning5053]

You didn’t have to call me out like that-

[@katsukibakugou3587]

@@hxnnikim5758 I love your name

[@justpeachyyyyy]

Remember when you commented this?

[@ChaosAnomaly]

Saaaaaame

[@MossBellw]

Hawks: So you like bad boys huh? Me shoves Overhaul, Dabi, Shigaraki and villan Deku in a closet: yOu'Re WroNg

[@n7shooter]

Wheres SHIGARAKI CAUSE IMMA SIMP FOR THAT HANDY MAN

[@MossBellw]

@@n7shooter I apologize I will now add him

[@Isthisheathers18]

Hawks: So you like bad boys? Me: 🎶BE MY BAD BOY BE MY MAN-🎶

[@anonymous-nj1rh]

All of them: LET ME OUT!! Hawks: nah I'm just gonna kiss them so they can get pissed Me: tf.....

[@No-hi1ym]

CRUSY DUSTY SHGARAKI??!!

[@chante4784]

Hawks: Your one hell of a good kisser Me: Sebastian? 🥴. Is that you?

[@magyka666]

*_sEbAsTiAn?!?!_*

[@bicara-bu6hv]

:o

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

SeBaStIaN Is ThAt YoU

[@allforkixm8624]

Oh BASSY~!

[@Urfriendlyneighborhoodbaguette]

The Baguette is confused-

[@ak4kur0o]

"what's your desire, kid?" l-lucifer is that you?

[@nightwingalphagamer7948]

OH MY GOD IT IS!

[@paulamanning5053]

Satan?

[@nineradovanovic5217]

Girlllllllll donttttt Getty meeee startedddddd

[@awells3528]

BAHAHA YES

[@myaga]

okay but actuallyyyyy lucifers kinda hot

[@vampirenocturne]

Hawks: you’re like that royal that I kidnapped from the castle Is that an Easter egg for mor fantasy Hawks to come? Is it? Pls say it’s so. 🥺🥺🥺

[@Manami_Yasukko]

Maybe 😏😏😏

[@celery_stick2782]

YASS I love the fantasy AU hawks It was so sweet 💞

[@claracatlady9844]

Yes please I’ve been waiting for that part two forever. I just loved the storyline

[@itspinkpleb3848]

Hawks : dont go bitting my wings im not fired chicken.. Me:*realising i ate some of his family *..

[@Zero..o]

Oh sh-

[@matzjfeather8449]

Ummm time stamp?.. 👉👈

[@tamakiamajiki9470]

Oh shit what have u done ?

[@cyphrii7531]

_fired_

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

Nooooooo

[@wenkwonk1787]

Title: villain hawks Me: cuz mama I’m in love with a criminal

[@cennetyldrm4822]

Fist thing that came to mind when I saw this

[@mistyrose04]

And this type of love isn't rational, its physical

[@Parker_Lot]

mama please don't cry I will be alright-

[@Aster.1256]

That's me tho

[@izzypinal]

And this type of love isn’t radical it’s physical

[@mini-zd3gs]

Vil Hawks: you’ve lost ur mine now Me: ok Vil Hawks: um....wha- Me: I don’t mind

[@purplevenom2019]

*enters rag doll mode* "See I don't mind" **lays on ground**

[@dj_bullshit]

XD lol

[@lo3055]

lol

[@paulamanning5053]

Me: *spinning in evil swivel chair* Also me: “I’ve been waiting”

[@kiwiexist5024]

Me: Hawks eh? this should be dangerous Title: Villain Hawks Me: WELP THIS IS A LINE THAT I AM WILLING TO CROSS

[@ako2872]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ my dumbass not even noticing the line

[@kinetiche4rt552]

Hawks: “Not that I’m a psychopath of course” Me: Sounds like something a psychopath would say 👀

[@graveyard5912]

I'm sware I'm not a psychopath ✋

[@lucydragneel5450]

I'm a high functioning sociopath😏😏🤣 Sherlock Holmes quote

[@Anime._.fan18]

You: Psychopath say what Hawks: what Me: you know I act like a psychopath too, we all have our times

[@Night_lover239_podcasts]

True that

[@violettodoroki8288]

I have one thing Dabi x villain hawks x listener

[@valheth]

I'd like to start a go-fund-Yato page in order TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I have like $80 in cents so Im ready.

[@lizziebloodwater7588]

Please yes

[@daichisthighs_4018]

YES.

[@roadworkahead8929]

Ok but likeeee......we need this pErIoD

[@scara_dook]

AND I OOP-

[@christianewinfield3051]

If hawks would I'm just saying if He gets someone pregnant Would they Give birth or Lay eggs

[@enz6086]

I'm actually thinking really hard right now, I'm not lying

[@TenebraeLexia]

As long as I would get f*cked, I don't mind if its eggs or not 🤣

[@sydneyh8505]

That's a good question ima google it

[@paulamanning5053]

I don’t know if I’m horrified or intrigued.

[@rabidbunny3178]

BRKDKD HES HUMAN

[@sydfae6309]

Hawks: The tables have turned My weird ass: ThE tUrNeD tAbLeS hAvE

[@Pizzaman_sage]

Da fuk😂

[@jordanfoster4093]

Ma’am I think you mean “tHe tUrNs hAvE tAbLed” 😂👀

[@princessxcatsz]

Hahaha

[@solstice_zero]

turns table the have

[@antisocialbitch_8560]

Have tables the turned

[@d4kota.bo0m]

Title: "villain hawks" Me: *evil chicken nugget* Also, for my friends sinners: 32:11 👉👈

[@confused_mundane6150]

:O hi joke!

[@d4kota.bo0m]

@@confused_mundane6150 Ö Hey Mic!

[@_peachydreams_3941]

Damn, the both of you here? Y'all got rejected by Aizawa, I see.. 😂😂

[@d4kota.bo0m]

@@_peachydreams_3941 Aizawa does not correspond to my love, so I have to find an alternative, I guess.. 😔👉👈

[@emi-6650]

Oh god I was looking for a time stamp so I could emotionally prepare myself and it’s 23 SECONDs AWAY-

[@notzuko3278]

"look into my eyes, do I seem like a liar" Well I ain't calling you a truther-

[@johnscott798]

Just gana say truther is my new favorite word and this made me laugh

[@thepokemontacoovo6973]

Pfft-

[@izukumidoriya6977]

😂😂😂

[@katsukibakugo4112]

CUZ MOMMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RASHOINAL IT'S PHYSICAL

[@cennetyldrm4822]

MOMMA PLEASE DON’T CRY I WILL BE ALRIGHT

[@nd6467]

Rashoinal 😭😭

[@aliceanimals3768]

"Rashoianal" i-

[@apricot6207]

Mama I'm in love with a criminal and this type of love isn't Rashoinal it's fictional

[@sairiakemi3280]

@@cennetyldrm4822 ALL REASONS ASIDE I JUST CAN'T DENY, I LOVE THE GUY

[@sarahtheseraph2869]

28:00 I heard the phrase "sins crawling down my back" and all my memories of being an undertale fan back in 2015-2016 came rushing back KJFGKFG

[@yolettelauderus1692]

Oop

[@ChaoslinaLP]

Same 😂😂😂

[@kailalavenderwolf9498]

OH GOD WHY, THAT BRINGS BACK ALL THE BAD TIME MEMORIES AAAAAAAA

[@thislittledragon9617]

we cant escape the sins we have comitted...

[@zoeld2840]

Im still a fannnnnnnnnnnn Im a sans fangirl- But i swear Im not one of the cringy ones🙏🙏🙏

[@baekyoonhoofsololevelingpl32]

okay, but that costume is *CHEF'S KISS MMMMM TASTY*

[@kanashik.6336]

Me: *a simp and a sinner* Also me: *reaches end off video* Me again: *crys* "no clapping of cheeks?"😢

[@victoriatheamaizing5737]

😭KZbin

[@emi-6650]

WHEEZE

[@raccdaddy4474]

Kanashi K. BITCJSNSNSNNS

[@antisocialbitch_8560]

I- lmfao

[@emotionalemojies2549]

@Victoria The Amaizing haha your profile pic made this much funnier

[@shyboywithnolife2781]

I mean...mostly alone, free food, free water, free housing, the only person we see is a hot bird boi...he’s passionate and romantic, I mean I ain’t complaining-

[@shyboywithnolife2781]

Get me some animal crossing and i’m down

[@chickennuggie945]

sounds like heaven to me ;)) God in heaven be like: bOi-

[@vilmalegata6164]

Hmm? Who's complaining? I mean you get all those stuff for free plus handsome bird boi like those are TREASURES!!!!

[@alfonsosandoval5822]

good enough for me where do I sign?

[@moonmidnighthoneymitch5846]

@@shyboywithnolife2781 YUSSS

[@YourDarksideGuide]

This is the best kind of stranger danger.

[@myrinya768]

This comment deserves more love

[@nosleep9816]

I mean yeah--

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

I maennnn

[@shoki3760]

@@myrinya768 definitely

[@jy_do3s_gch332]

Oh yEaH sTrAnGeR dAngeR

[@elnadeine4185]

Hawks: 21:31 meow~ Me: is that allowed? IS THAT ALLOWED??

[@nightwingalphagamer7948]

THAT IS ILLEGAL!

[@sirinsyaya]

I-

[@aweebaweirdweeb4545]

Shhhb CHIKEN MANNNN AIZAWA IS MY KITTEN NOT YOU YOU MY CHIKEN

[@jasmineguzman8173]

AIZAWA?

[@aweebaweirdweeb4545]

@Jasmine Guzman yes. Aizawa

[@lily-anna31]

Me: has never liked hawks and understood why he is so hyped *listens to this* Me: Due to personal reasons i will now be simping for hawks

[@MagicPumpkin33]

Honestly same

[@yuki_no_fuyu]

For personal reasons, huh? Suuuuuuuure...

[@starblaze_3609]

You too, huh?

[@Ray-se4dk]

In his words: welcome to the dark side

[@derricknkwellentungwe4648]

Welcome to the club side effects may include unstoppable simping

[@katyalumi]

VILLAIN HAWKS?!! OMFG MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!! also: is hawks as a villain gonna be more spicy? cause if so... nosebleed aye?

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

Ive listened to this 3 times already and I had a nosebleed on the first time I listen to it😂

[@katyalumi]

Lilly Nardi omfg really?! 🤣🤣

[@Urfriendlyneighborhoodbaguette]

I’ve had a nosebleed since I first saw Hawks I’m very low on Blood ;-;

[@katyalumi]

Baguette Person f

[@genderno7448]

Straight person: *starts watching Yagami Yato* Their sexuality: *chuckles* I’m in danger!

[@lavenderwilbur]

Nonbinaries: *I do not have such weaknesses.*

[@ri5783]

HAHA THOSE FOOLS THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER (me who watched her before I found out I was bi-)

[@aflac_simp1388]

Me being straight ( halp....)

[@genderno7448]

@@aflac_simp1388 *cough* i dont think for very long 😗 *cough*

[@aflac_simp1388]

@@genderno7448 yes I’m scared....

[@JovialDad]

Okay sinners, everyone hold hands and pray for our departure into hell after listening to this... 😌👭👬👫

[@Rina-ew2xj]

Yes

[@assassinblitz7167]

Ok

[@Rin-po6ff]

Alright

[@strudelh]

Come guys, we're all in this together 👫👬👭

[@misskay8398]

I already have a place there, it's called a throne

[@RuteL]

27:59 Hawks: "I have enough sins crawling down my back that I don't even think about it anymore" Me: * *intense Megalovania flashbacks* *

[@kiryulover317]

I just- 🤣 nooo! Why am I laughing?!

[@pinkboss5596]

"Are you ready to have a *GOOD* time?"

[@lazysanimation4037]

I WAS JUST THINKING OF THA-

[@harleymassengale1284]

OH GOD AHHHHH NO NOT THOSE DAYS

[@tailsthefox666]

This is my favorite comment Congratulations, my friend

[@zay_shortpotato3301]

Sonic: Im faster than sound The flash: Im faster than light My fingers: Bitch please I created speed

[@pancreas8777]

Bars

[@notsyrups5924]

“Don’t you want someone to protect you?” 2 mins later “You will leave here in a body bag if you defy me” me: 👁💧👄💧👁❤️

[@kaitsudon1435]

I came like the flash. edit: I’m concerned for these replies, but what did I expect from the children of sins.

[@SourCandyBoy]

Oof I’m late

[@Kokothecoconut]

Me too

[@delsilyn]

Samee

[@kunikidasnotebook4975]

yup

[@cece5119]

I Am ALWAYS late to her videos 😩 even with the notifications on I’m still So late

[@AmSmith-yx1lh]

"Thief who stole you from the castle," Me: MARIO BROTHERS

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

COMING TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH

[@pinkboss5596]

We is a peach

[@TheAceOfSaints]

WeEhEe

[@mac__without_cheese5666]

THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE-

[@minaashido9714]

Keigo: “They call me Hawks, but I have another name-“ Me: “Daddy? Senpai? Or do you prefer Master?”

[@alejandrovergara7354]

What the hell-

[@victoriatheamaizing5737]

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAO💀

[@Little.Bunny.2255]

I Thought I was the only one who had this thought hehe😅 >w

[@uhhyes4849]

I-

[@su_136]

Probably Chicken nugget

[@crunchwrapsacream163]

Hawks: look at me. Me: quickly averts eyes from picture. Hawks: i said look at me. Me: shyly looks picture in the eyes. YALL what is happening to me I’m falling for peoples voices and 2D men😫😖

[@ysabelagarcia9030]

“You gonna let me walk all over you?” YESSIR LIKE THE CHEAP RUG I AM

[@videowolflol1883]

I am a cheap rug and you can walk on me hawks

[@deannajinx1621]

“Sir, you could stomp me and I’d thank you” what I actually said out loud.

[@johnscott798]

Bakuho: He played me Izukazoo: Like the cheep kazoo you are KAcHan

[@LakieshaStuckey]

@Chøcølate Mïlk hey

[@Anthophobia]

SAME-

[@MK-qd4rp]

Hawks: "You lost.. You're mine now." Me holding a reverse UNO card up: "I don't think so." Hawks: "What-"

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

XD😂😂😂😂

[@Parker_Lot]

*YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER, LITTLE CHICKEN*

[@cennetyldrm4822]

This is why I have an uno reverse card in my pocket all the time

[@vlixnaa]

Sydney XD

[@vlixnaa]

cennet yıldırım Yess same but I thought I was the only one but I was wrong

[@daris6652]

Hawks: G- Me: And that's how I found out I was pregnant

[@kyraleigh6943]

Hawks: the Stockholm syndrome will come slowlyyyyyy Us: what did you say husband??

[@Cherishthecheri]

Kyra Leigh true

[@evan4710]

The Stockholm Syndrome came VERY QUICKLY

[@justpeachyyyyy]

Reminder

[@mangos__mangos1352]

“Mine” Me: wait *wot* What mine I don’t see any mine I don’t have any mines in my house what are you talking abou- **my house blows up**

[@Cotton-Cream]

Lol one of best comments I've seen

[@hitoshishinsou1978]

Is that a i_am_a_duckhead reference?

[@mangos__mangos1352]

Hitoshi Shinsou Idk who duck head but okie OvO

[@kunikidasnotebook4975]

XD yes

[@Cotton-Cream]

:D you know about i_am_a_duckhead?

[@sefisk9460]

Me: *watching this video* My boyfriend: What ale you watching? Me: You in the sexy version

[@anime_queen_weeb2398]

XD

[@rintaswife]

damn 😭😭

[@kiarajpt2949]

LMFAOOO 💀😭🤚🏾

[@nadinejingo1329]

Damn, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT!!🤣😂

[@ashhun3816]

͡(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@blackstar-nr5ds]

Hawks: if i wasn't a villain i wouldn't be that attractive My logic side: no i don't think so My idiot masochist, fangirl side: no no no he's got a point

[@sigma.analysis]

Same

[@_wendig0_107]

...He does....

[@Tacoma.187]

Nobody: Me and my hiccups: *hiccup*👀 👁👄👁 My bf: what are u watching? Me: 👁👄👁

[@just_me1985]

You have a bf? Mmm lucky you 🚶‍♀️

[@florgomez2473]

@@stubbedtoe69 lol same

[@dumbassp411]

What’s a bf? Never heard of it before 🧍🏻‍♀️😀

[@florgomez2473]

@@dumbassp411 uh.... A bf is someone you love, care so much

[@dumbassp411]

@@florgomez2473 damn yall have one of those 😀oof

[@zomb1es]

*literally all of us:* 🏃‍♀️💨

[@lilbokudeku5427]

So true !

[@HxneyElixir]

we be turning to iida with how fast we click 😳

[@Parker_Lot]

When I tell you, I *ran*

[@VXMIIT]

Gotta go fast

[@sunniethesimp5674]

*_Ah yes, the ground here is made out of ground._*

[@katyalumi]

Sunshine Nugget 清岡次郎 DAMN IT- 😂😂😂

[@kiribby137]

WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE YOUUUU

[@qlanted8545]

Every time you comment the same thing in different variations yet you somehow manage to get top comment T e a c h m e

[@wannabe.sawako]

*ah yes, hawks here is made out of chicken*

[@AverageAllDay]

Gurl your comment keeps popping up on so many asmr videos that I watch and it still makes me laugh😂😂

[@kiribby137]

Me: **Listens to Sammich part first and then the non-sammich part during chores** Yagami: **Idk** Also me: **Waiting for the sammich part with a surprised pikachu face** Yagami: “Cute.” Edit: I didn’t expect this much likes- Ty 🥰

[@kittykitty.bangbang]

Him: I know how to kiss someone and steal their soul Me, softly whispering: Dementor, dementor...

[@genesisthemagician]

Lol

[@SUNSH1N3_zzzz]

A fellow Potterhead?

[@stevietherandomsimp6549]

HaHaHa OoOOOOooo

[@thislittledragon9617]

*unholy screeches* W H E R E ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !

[@oliver.the.weirdo5483]

Another potter fan

[@natsumihitsugaya-oc882]

My depressed ass in quarantine: *Sees video* Me: DEPRESSION WHO *yeets out the window*

[@laserbeam3786]

Lucifer Luci WE DONT KNOW HER!!-

[@natsumihitsugaya-oc882]

@{*L A S E R B E A M* } :3 who’s that😶

[@lightly7717]

*sweats* *throws depression out of the window* w-what! What’s that 😅

[@makiya1731]

Hawks: “Now why don’t I tell you exactly what’s gonna happen here?” Me: I feel like I’ve heard this before.. Kuroo: 👀

[@tamaki._.0w0jiki87]

Oop- Same VA ;>

[@KyleeArmstrong914]

×_×

[@blkhoney2001]

"Mine" Me: And this triagonal sign. The blue balloon, the month of June, They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. I'm sorry.

[@Allystabbyface]

Can I have the birdy’s tweets?

[@warmmilk8624]

I want the mailbox

[@blkhoney2001]

@@Allystabbyface yes

[@GoldenFreddy-io9zs]

@@Allystabbyface idk, I kinda want the city streets

[@sunflower_pankid1427]

I want Ziggy's sweets

[@paowsat]

“Whats your plan to get away this time?” Me: hOL UP- *THIS TIME!?*

[@orlanemione8454]

Damn youre right ! 😂

[@noahmalfoy7251]

so hes done this before with the listener

[@someloner1335]

Smh dumb, dumb as hell..why would we want to escape him??

[@paowsat]

@@someloner1335 *tru*

[@demon_foxie3272]

@@someloner1335 omg hi pls respond i what to do acting with you and be your friend u would be my first friend to not leave me if u did oh and if u do what to be my friend then pls call me foxie or bella i will be bck to talk to u i promas

[@zoeas_if]

"Mine..." Me: **looks at all my other husbands** sUrE, BuD- Also: *Day 19 of commenting a random vine until Yato makes a Spike Spiegel x Listener* "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to: *T-T-T-T-TARGEEEEEEEEEEEET"*

[@hotandcoolperson8917]

Huh you're really doing it, cool

[@tabithavelez9495]

I love you for that vine reference

[@katsukibakugo6976]

Fre-shiv-vaka-do

[@justpeachyyyyy]

Hey pookie! Remember this?

[@zoeas_if]

@@justpeachyyyyy dark times 😔