MARTIAN MEN ARE EASY - Wheelhaus Gameplay

What the hell are you talking about?! There is no way that "Mission to Mars" is better than "Red Planet"! C'mon! Coked-up Tom Sizemore running from space bugs with Val Kilmer and The Mentalist! Plus a killer leopard robot and General #&@%ing Zod! You're high.
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[@circlehousePRO]

lol its so crazy to think there's funhaus fans who will never know Joel, spoole, or computer Lawrence

[@DevonPalmer98]

circlehousePRO And now Bruce too

[@Tiger-wj3zb]

Devon Palmer man this shit makes me feel old

[@tiberiuzz8769]

Ahh computer Lawrence the good old days

[@tolovebooze506]

Aaaaaaand now true form lawrence is gone too. Who will be next

[@fieldy409]

@@tolovebooze506 Oh you were all so innocent back then.

[@santi3991]

So Volkor didn't make it to Valhalla, instead he went to Mars. Fucking plot twists

[@selectedjustin10]

Will you look at that. This is my reward for staying up all night.

[@dj-wizzy]

Haha same

[@Tactical_Dan117]

whata ya know, me too.

[@tangoinbound5478]

selectedjustin10 Same here!

[@pwnzork]

_i'm watching it in the morning_

[@jazay591]

1:30am

[@lureful16]

Volkor goes to Mars.

[@Sumblueguy41]

"Better not get any of ur period blood in my rover, bitch! Thems leather seats, bruh!"

[@tomsapwell5016]

If I don't drain my cock right now.... I might die.

[@tomsapwell5016]

This is an '86 Mustang!

[@InhaleAIR]

Queen of Valhalla, sit on my face.

[@IIIOldSchooLIII]

Volkor 3:16 says, thou shall crush puss.

[@blinkx1070]

Oh god, is it bad that I recognized those sounds at 2:53 from Meet'N'Fuck games on Newgrounds?

[@Ghostwalkerss]

It is not bad my good sir

[@TheVivi13]

Haha glad I'm not the only one

[@samueljackson7548]

the shame I feel

[@m3rd0ck26]

is it just more or does wheelhaus and demo disc basically feel like the same show, except in one a disc is broken

[@lewaproductions]

M3RD0CK Wheelhaus they could actually play a good game, while Demo Disk all the play is trash.

[@GabePuratekuta]

Basically, yeah. The only real difference is that one has old demos and the other is Steam randomness

[@milliondollarmistake]

They also can't show porn on Wheelhaus because it's usually streamed.

[@codybagody]

Das a good wizzdom

[@Nikoemmp]

M3RD0CK took you a while to realize that

[@NTE_]

Star Trek Urban had me rollin' hahah

[@batman11001101]

I know this is 2 years late, but you are one of the last people i expected to see here. Welcome bröther

[@aNohbody]

Love how Bruce doubles down

[@jardo3477]

These might be the greatest collection of humans ever assembled. Stumbled upon them recently and can’t stop watching. Great content.

[@bappojujubes981]

Welcome to the ride, buddy.

[@YouSoSpice]

ROLL UP THE WINDOWS

[@VictorRochaFerreira6]

That aged poorly

[@steem6703]

@@VictorRochaFerreira6 no it didn't

[@Jordodude14]

I remember when I went on the same journey back in 2014. Best rollercoaster of my life

[@pie2413]

The official Transformers wiki is called Teletraan 1, actually. It's named after the computer system on the Ark in the 80's ser-.... Who am I kidding, you guys don't give a shit. Hilarious video as always, though. I can never have enough Demo Disk and Wheelhaus.

[@zerotodona1495]

And if they are going by the movie, the original preview trailer had (supposedly) starscream on mars braking the rover. I do believe they have the clip in the movie too.

[@xxSeanVxx]

So as a Transformers fan... Any comments on the movie franchise ?

[@pie2413]

+Sean V Music Dumb fun. Not the best Transformers content, but one of the most fun to watch.

[@Largentina.]

Holy shit, I actually fell asleep half way through your comment.

[@robertnewman4854]

I always thought Lawrence was secretly as Kiss Players fan.

[@FrankAZHP]

Even if I die from Covid19, I will go out laughing at old Funhaus episodes.

[@YouSoSpice]

you and me both

[@gordonohallmhurain]

My core body hurts after watching these

[@GarioTheRock]

P90XXX

[@raycadbury]

Wheelhaus is my ab day

[@rayray2752]

Who wants to take a road trip to Bear Gash Falls and Muff Mountain?

[@Chaos89P]

I was just on my way to Clunge Valley!

[@rayray2752]

Chaos89P Maybe we'll stop by the Twisted Taint. :)

[@TheMeepArmy]

Adam looks especially thicc this episode

[@turkeygrasslesnatch4742]

Looks like someone also ate his neck.

[@joseiscool31]

ThiQ*

[@XiaolinDraconis]

Wonder if the idiots who say "thicc" know why it's spelled with a cc rather than a ck.

[@TheMeepArmy]

Xiaolin Draconis I uh....I don't care. You just literally called me an idiot for no reason.

[@XiaolinDraconis]

BryanTehHero I did NOT... oh wait, you're one of "those" people... well this is awkward.

[@connorWalshywalsh]

at 3:37 I swear I see hickes on Adams neck

[@zelicanth1927]

"What the hell are you talking about?! There is no way that "Mission to Mars" is better than "Red Planet"! C'mon! Coked-up Tom Sizemore running from space bugs with Val Kilmer and The Mentalist! Plus a killer leopard robot and General #&@%ing Zod! You're high. " WTF

[@wreckid72]

solid points. i agree,on all accounts.

[@YouSoSpice]

All of the above.

[@nzide13]

Looks like Volkor applied for the Space Program.

[@mkslovesacting]

"I'd rather be a bigot."-Adam Kovic

[@otsithegreat7984]

That did not age well

[@MrNottyNotty]

Valkor's descendants made it to Mars

[@ikeownscharizards]

This video was gold. I love when a Funhaus video makes me crack up so hard.

[@tskalabri]

Wait for tomorrow Adam gets stuck in a closet.

[@OvenHut]

I love how over the past couple of weeks, their views on Crasins changed. It went from "I fucking love crasins!" To "Crasins are good." To finally "I need some peanut m&ms!"

[@duncanlutz6022]

Funhaus never ceases to make me smile... and finish.

[@RzeZniK2000]

For Audrey!

[@Guru8bit]

Is there a bigger red flag than a game that gives you a slider for gender?

[@pluransart1795]

Skyrim had a slider

[@OldObscureUnpopularGames]

The slider jumped from left to right, it wouldn't just sit in the middle lol

[@Guru8bit]

Vacso Kagazzle Laloobay Hoophorn Wacago Seiliu It wasn't though, it worked as an on/off switch

[@scitechian]

A game that gives you a drop-down list with pre-defined microgenders would be even more obnoxious, I think.

[@Guru8bit]

scitechian Luckily this still isn't a thing

[@EliTheWaffle]

I wasted my cup of tea during this video. Every time i though it was safe to take a sip i ended up spraying it out from laughter!

[@adamtifone9243]

Remember that time Volkor went to space

[@MrDumptyTheDeadman]

But there is wind on Mars.

[@blazesanders4804]

Holden S Exactly!

[@mundoinvisivelxd1936]

I Think there are a lot of water in mars but that red dust is all over it for centuries so we think its all dirty and ground , and it probably had liquid water when the planet was hotter ,when it got cooler it frozen...

[@mundoinvisivelxd1936]

there you go ,read my comment NASA and hire me as a consultor ,I can give my opinion in so many subjects hahaha

[@MrDammed1]

i dont need no wind when im surrounded by puuuuuss

[@TheGamerguy6]

Why is James wearing a jacket but also has shorts

[@Randomeris1]

Wtf kinda question is that ?

[@ItsDooby]

Because HE'S TOTALLY RAD!

[@TheEchelon]

If it's hot you wear shorts. If it's cold you put on a jacket. Although answering that question won't solve the mysteries of space and time, he kinda has a point.

[@HalfEpicTV]

You don't live in Socal do you lol

[@carlyhickman630]

Fashion, look it up

[@rocketrae21]

The Drew Carey Show reference by James was great. They should get Mimi on OpenHaus

[@schoonover01]

Omg that was hilarious. I can always count on Funhaus to make my day better.

[@Jerome-iwnl]

I used to watch every single funhaus video since inception, and pretty much all inside gaming videos, then lawrence got more screen time.....

[@benjamin-fv1nr]

Jerome Ley FUCK YOUUUUUU

[@Jerome-iwnl]

Bloody 'ell Joel was funnier.... I think...

[@Greenleaf_]

k

[@Alextillom]

We ALL don't care about your problems. Not one bit.

[@InTheDeepGarden]

I used to enjoy life and then I saw your comment.

[@plastic14407]

James, everyone wants to know if the cat from Cat Roommate is still alive

[@WhyBeUgly]

I could swear this video was posted earlier

[@watchthis8O]

Or you just watched the stream.

[@WhyBeUgly]

watchthis8O Dude! Now I remember

[@DoubleMKGaming]

Send me some of what you been smoking :)

[@zofom]

The stream gets me every time

[@notaboutit3565]

No really what the fuck, this was posted before. What stream

[@ChefONator5000]

Wheelhaus and Demo Disk are my favorites.

[@William_Sk]

I'm starting to like these new outros.

[@matiasbenitez980]

Yeah, this one reminded me of the Pulp Fiction theme.

[@maxim196]

are they paying each time a non-free game pops up ?

[@ItsDSP]

Goulactic X Yes. I doubt they can get every game they see for free.

[@maxim196]

what a waste of money...most of them suck balls (the games)

[@maxim196]

Chaython Meredith can you explain it ? or at least link the video

[@darkshadow851]

Actually if I remember correctly, at the early start of Funhaus they said the no longer have access to said account and so must pay now. Which is prolly why Wheelhaus doesn't show up very often.

[@ItsDooby]

they could just refund the games

[@overwatch8848]

Adam has a hickey *triggered* On a side note Bernie sanders approves of FUNHAUS

[@ScottyReyRey]

0:02 You're right!

[@ryanseiffert9328]

Volkor would be proud

[@TripleDDDVideos]

Thanks daylight savings for completely fista-fucking my KZbin schedule

[@ryhnoking]

I can never not imagine Adam pleasing his Lady friend as Bruce and James are given him instructions while over the fence like Wilson from Home Improvement.

[@aaron8285]

Simpler times 😢

[@znea1]

James' T-shirt is the con exclusive The Experiment Elite shirt by Mega 64. They have a sweatshirt version in light blue on their online store at mega64.com.

[@j.6902]

6:33 Adam: "Transipedia" James: "No that's a different pedia" Fucking brilliant.

[@Joltimus22]

Hey, Ratchet was in one of the Transformers photoshops! It's not like it actually matters to anyone, but the fact that him and other characters (like Ironhide and Roadbuster) that weren't Optimus or Bumblebee got me kind of exited. I'm talking about this for too long.

[@sousukesagara193]

So Volkor's descended made it to Mars

[@dimakapeev3156]

I do not want likes.

[@sierrablanxart9311]

u shant get any then

[@TheGroucho66]

+Sierra Blanxart Nice auxiliary verb.

[@TemmiePlays]

but u sure want attention.

[@ApparitionGuitar]

MUHAHAHAHAHA

[@benkersey1291]

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Bring back CAT ROOMATE

[@mrgamingclerk]

I specifically searched for this wheelhaus episode

[@houstonfob2FOREVER]

what a legend

[@tomsapwell5016]

Hold onto something, Witwickipedia is about to blast its way up on Google trends.

[@s4n714g000]

Didn't they play that space game back when they were Inside Gaming?

[@s4n714g000]

They played Mars Colony: Challenger, and this is Mars Colony: Frontier. They were using the Steam Roulette.

[@WheezyShotta]

Did you just reply to yourself?

[@nejinaji]

did... you... answer your own question like you were an outsider?

[@s4n714g000]

Yeah, didn't want to edit the comment.

[@andybionic]

Martian rocks, Ohio! Oh James, please never change. Unexpected obscurity cracks me right up! This message was sponsored by the "Drew Carey for President" foundation.

[@justwormthings7771]

2:21 I've heard good things about Plan B from Outer Space.

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Redshirt is objectively awful

[@TheySeeMeCampin]

I'm wonder if James will ever explain his catroomate video. Cause that shits weird.

[@CaptainMangles]

8:57 Wow James your references are off the hook! Don't worry, I laughed, I got the reference.

[@noahbelafonte7646]

Lawrence seems to be attracted by anything sexual (not a bad thing), even the random noises in this video drew his attention, all I want to know is, what is Lawrence's Idea of the perfect woman?

[@BenAndJoshInc]

gosh this is probably the best Wheelhouse in a long time you guys are great

[@joosh6842]

Nooo! Daylight savings means each nights funhaus video comes out at 12:00 instead of 11:00 pm each night in Australia. My schooling can't take this!

[@stephen7336]

Adam I saw your bruising at 3:38 . If you are okay blink twice rapidly next video and do the heart hands... Were all worried about you

[@jacktomlinson9345]

I'm so happy I finally found you guys again I watched you back when you were with machinima but I got to busy with study to watch you tube but now I'm finally here again

[@NecoLumi]

I used to watch every single funhaus and inside gaming episode. That is until I didn't stop doing so because funhaus provides quality content I enjoy for free. Also, Elyse and Peake are hot.

[@SprinkledFudge11]

I'm sad I immediately knew that was a Meet n Fuck game...

[@Hytekdk]

Bruce's singing in the beginning is the tune from ET. Dunno if it was already mentioned in the comments below.

[@xxSeanVxx]

The porn turned out way better when we don't see it ! Loved the editing.

[@benbrown6256]

Where are all my midnight Aussies bros at??

[@NickTasy]

They're space game gameplays are always hilarious. MARS FUCK YEAH and this? Damn, Funhaus, start buying every low-budget space game out there. This shit's hilarious! #PussTownUSA

[@souperman72]

Peanut M&Ms are the best snack food of all time.

[@MemeLordCthulhu]

never forget the cat roommate

[@BtXpGaming]

Seein this makes me realize hey wasn't joki when they say in the movie podcast that it'll be released four months from now. Just look at Bruce beard game now compared to yesterday's video lol. Shit had to have been early 2016

[@THeKallOfCtulu]

For those that don't know, the most popular Transformers wiki is one of the weirdest, funniest places on the internet. Everyone that edits it is fully aware of how ridiculous the lore is so they treat it with a sort of tongue in cheek attitude. Also literally every single named character has a page. No matter how little they appear in the story. Even if you're just in one panel of one of the Japanese comics, you got a page.

[@CostaJunior7]

I took a class from the guy who developed Mars Colony: Frontier last semester, and oddly enough he swore by the "$1/1hour" value system for games. I guess everything does come full circle.

[@Illegalerz23]

I'm kinda ashamed I knew what game they were playing just by the sounds she made

[@Hostilenemy]

Adam's neck got the super aids.

[@johnnyrats7083]

Wow How long has spoole been on Mars?

[@ArkhamPatient08]

Laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Great video as always

[@paradoxpizza]

“Sometimes p-people have poochy vaginas.” Bruce Greene 1972-1819

[@murraybeth14]

have the outro video links always worked for mobile? if not, I really love the new outro.

[@TemmiePlays]

never have, likely never will. pc only

[@SoulWolf2852]

Temmie Plays! No, it works for me. They added the links to mobile a little bit ago.

[@TheEchelon]

OP literally implied the links work on mobile now lol

[@DarknessViper99]

Is the astronaut Volkor's long lost descendant?

[@sarahwithstars]

Bruce and his craisin obsession is haunting - not nearly as haunting as that rendition of StarTrek theme though.

[@TheHybrid001]

The transfomers wikipedia page is called..... the Transformers wiki or TF wiki for short.

[@ScottyReyRey]

I miss the old end slates. Some of you may not remember, but back in the day, when you were done watching a Funhaus video, there would be a little clip at the end on an end slate than would play from anothee video. Ah, the good old days when I would watch a episode of wheelhaus then see a clip of Bruce yelling, "I NEED MORE CREATINE!" those were the days. Sorry, all of you new comers, but funhaus is always ever changing... (I love you guys its satire Im sorry Im not worthy)

[@TheKingkong2468]

whats good funhaus...just watched cat roomate, FOR THE FIRST TIME I MIGHT ADD, and felt more awkward watching it than watching a 50 shades of grey sex scene with my over execited grandma. All and all great video though JAMES and Elyse

[@nobody93372]

I actually have redshift on my steam wish list. Thought it look like a good and interesting game. Thank you FunHaus for playing it. I dont even go on my real facebook account, why would I want to fuck around with a spacebook. CLEARLY it's a bad game. Looks like you guys helped me dodge a a big shity poopy space bullet.

[@Ermahnerd]

Reddit brought me back here and I am so glad. I forgot how much this video made me laugh.

[@erickurd6976]

I'm watching this video during half time of FC Shalke vs Borrussia Monchengladbach of the Bundesliga. I known this means nothing to most of you, but hopefully it makes sense for at least one of you guys so we can feel "connected" in a sense. We all come from different backgrounds and cultures with different likes and interests. I wonder what all of you are doing, or were doing just before watching this vid. idk wtf

[@madamecaboose5431]

People want to live on mars but they don't realize southern Utah looks exactly the same

[@noahbelafonte7646]

When is Bruce not eating Craisins now?

[@mcameron1981]

Why has wheelhaus been basically abandoned in favour of Fucking dungeon and dragons episodes and Lawrence playing Japan porn? This video was more entertaining than any of those videos. I guess "innovative new content" doesn't necessarily mean quality. Videos like this is why I watch this channel and old IG videos.

[@OldObscureUnpopularGames]

I have to stop watching live streams because I always get so confused when the edited video comes out.

[@YouSoSpice]

Dude, Val Kilmer is like John Travolta without scientology. Remember "Top Secret"? That movie is hilarious. Anyone remember that other mars simulator game when they were digging for gold and James made a David Bowie impression?

[@katerson]

Aw they cut out the Star Trek jokes they were making during the live stream! I was looking forward to hearing them again as well as Lawrence and Elyse's insights into Next Generation!

[@tinstrings6312]

A decorative cast metal Star Trek ship and somebody picked Voyager? You could have had a DS9! An Enterprise D! A Klingon Bird of Prey! Even a Ferengi ship would be better!

[@hastings890]

I don't know why, but Adam's belligerent refusal to give a shit about spelling is somehow inspiring... You couldn't shake our respect if you tried, Mr. Kovickh (ha)

[@h.mansari8802]

recently, I feel like all their jokes have been about women and pregnancy and I haven't found their content half as entertaining...Cause it's getting repetitive and starting to fall flat...Or maybe I'm crazy and they've always been like this.

[@hazza3]

2am. Not ready to sleep. Happy to see Funhaus video. Happier to see it's a Mars game they spent most of their time playing. I fell a sleep while typing this.

[@MoSteel2]

You guys should play Yandere Simulator, or let Lawrence play it.

[@jonathanleach4251]

wheelhaus wheelhaus spenning aroung, show me that wheelhaus I'll show you my frown wheelhaus wheelhaus spinning aroung, whenever they play my smile be upside down wheelhaus wheelhaus spinning around they need to put that shit just straight in the groundJk I love wheelhaus

[@pothatuu]

MARTIAN ROCKS! MARTIAN ROCKS! (OHIO!)

[@wackyrodders316]

I always feel a little embarrassed when watching your videos because the moment you go into your porn stage of the video, my parents are always sat in the room giving me the strangest looks ever. It's awkward 🤔

[@anthonyvaldes118]

Hey James and Elyse, just saw your Cat Roommate video from a few years back bc KZbin recommended it. You guys looked like fetuses back then

[@sora_aka_yamisora]

I feel like that scene with the off-screen sexy game had more edit cuts in it than I have ever seen in a funhaus video, so congrats and kudos to whoever did that!