Martin Freeman Unleashes A String Of His Favorite Curse Words

Martin Freeman uses a lot of adult language in his show "Breeders," and tonight he recites a bunch of choice expletives for his friend Stephen Colbert, to the delight of our censors. #Colbert #MartinFreeman #BreedersFX
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[@LukasOppolzer]

You know it's a good swear word if you hear the producers laugh uncontrollably in the background afterwards.

[@mariekastler5391]

And Evie!

[@dark_neverland]

My most favorite thing about Martin Freeman is how he seamlessly blends "wholesome" & "filthy" personas. Not all Brits do this & it just tickles me on a soul levels

[@dipol62]

Damn, they're not only bleeping it, they even blurred over his mouth to prevent lip reading.

[@michellefu4002]

Fluck!

[@missmiou6273]

@@michellefu4002 you can say that again : )

[@ioresult]

You can almost read-lip Stephen who was repeating Martin's words under his breath but then he stops!

[@janelle4455]

Awww damn it! And here I was hoping they'd let us learn a new cuss word today.

[@sweiland75]

Americans are obsessed with censorship which makes videos like this laughably redundant.

[@VillainessBarbie]

you just know that stephen is gonna have dreams now of martin saying whatever he said but in full bilbo.

[@LadiesmanBumblebee]

Yeah, I am going to need an uncensored version of what Martin Freeman said, Stephen.

[@charlieismydarling22]

Where can I get that?

[@kelleren4840]

Following this.

[@R.M.MacFru]

@@RavenStealstheNight ...thank you, friend.

[@moonleaght1492]

@@RavenStealstheNight I did not find it 🥲

[@Rvr221]

I adore Martin Freeman. It’s fantastic to see him expand his range of characters. He’s so very talented

[@rhiannonwilmott2950]

Of course he loves a good swear, he’s British ♥️

[@willmcguinness4599]

As a Brit my self, you are correct.

[@philiphicks1273]

They are only people who can work c**t into a sentence and sound cute.

[@JoRiver11]

@@philiphicks1273 I went to uni with a woman from London, and she called moustaches c**t ticklers. And it was somehow adorable.

[@ochayethenoo]

@@philiphicks1273 We use cunt as a term of endearment over here. It's a lovely word.

[@rhiannonwilmott2950]

@@willmcguinness4599 I too am British, so I am glad to be correct about our cultural appreciation for creative swearing.

[@ckbear888]

They should post the uncensored version on KZbin so we can all hear Martin curse in his natural accent.

[@RedDevil_Joe]

Having to concentrate to not swear is just called being British lol

[@rrosomasa]

Martin Freeman is so underrated!! After watching him in Fargo and the Office - such different characters, he’s absolutely brilliant!

[@dielaughing73]

Yeah he disappears into every role

[@dardar1862]

“I’m a natural swearer”!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Me too Martin!!!😂😂😂😂

[@raindropsneverfall]

I agree: bleeping is the worst curse word.

[@Den1tao]

I enjoy these interviews over the last year during pandemic lockdown. Stephen seems comfortable in these interview formats. No crowd distractions, applause after every sentence which I find annoying.

[@mickeyfartpants]

As a father of 4 and someone who enjoyed watching Breeders season 1 with my wife, I can totally relate to the scene where Martin's character and his wife discuss which duvet is best suited for suffocating their kids!

[@mrhappy3032]

Lmfao 🤣😂🤣😂one of the more valuable ones for scrabble 🤣😂🤣😂

[@mariabarker2036]

The first role I ever saw Martin Freeman in was as an absolutely adorable actor stand-in in Love, Actually. Fell head over heels. Loved him in everything I've seen him in since.

[@g.cosper8306]

He does make a certain impression...

[@danielleparker8598]

"To the delight of our censors" 😆 Also, I really appreciate the bond Martin's created with FX. 10/10

[@NirvanaFan5000]

This was actually a really good interview.

[@disneyfan5304]

I love that Martin Freeman and benedict cumberbatch are both in the mcu and the hobbit and the sherlock homes tv show awesome love martin freeman he is a great actor

[@TheloniousCube]

Not Homes, Holmes, Homes

[@taniaphillips3124]

Wow. So I grew a new love for Martin Freeman... because of this. Okay! 🤔💁‍♀️😍

[@tuno9296]

Only Martin can swear that long 😭😭😭 I love him 😭❤️👄❤️

[@BabbittdaWabbitt]

I need to know because....Scrabble.

[@BobbiCurtis]

Freedom of language? Why, Mr. Freeman, I do adore you more all the time.

[@SandraNelson063]

Remember, Watson had bad days.

[@gagatube]

That's the funniest 'we can't hear what he's saying' clip I've ever seen! 🤣

[@juliaconnell]

I *NEED* the uncensored version!!!!

[@godnah]

"one of the more valuable ones in scrabble" - I'm thinking Jizz

[@RedDevil_Joe]

That isn’t a swear word though lol maybe in america it is I don’t know

[@mahadlodhi]

Ughh wished the interview was longer

[@brittanywedd9320]

I watched Colbert's face when he cussed so many times. Priceless.

[@hafizmotmaen5508]

I need ur help please frend ?

[@PeachSweetxo]

Martin is lookin like a Snack. 😍

[@anne_bckmnn]

Benedict on Jimmy Fallon and now Martin on Stephen Colbert, good times 😅😍

[@scottp7413]

MF is one silly hat short of of an underwater explorer parody. He is the best!

[@chrissiek8706]

It's just from losing patience dealing with stupid people

[@waryaawariiri1812]

If one looks closely, he actually looks like an older Jason Bateman. They also have some kind of characteristic in acting.

[@DocRobert]

Personally, I’ve thought for a while now that Martin Freeman is British Adrock, and The King Adrock is New York Martin Freeman.

[@DGDfan13]

I've thought this for a while lol Love them both

[@charlottereese4879]

This goes right along with his Hobbit flipping the bird montage.

[@micheleolson9914]

I love a good string of expletives too Martin. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 It's all about time & place.

[@davidcraig1714]

Really, those censors are stuck in a 1950's time warp. They only make people trying to fervently guess the bleeped words, as though we weren't corrupted by learning dicey expressions.

[@TonyCrenshawsLatte]

To be fair, in this instance, I think not hearing the actual curse words only added to the comedy value. Just like how in a horror movie, not seeing the scary thing adds to the horror value. So in a strange way, I think the censors did a good job here. :D

[@LindaC616]

Things have changed. For example, you can say "ass" and "b#$ch" on mainstream tv these days, and in the 70s, you couldn't

[@williamcat3159]

He got bollocked past the censors

[@Taurencowpew]

Yep. I'm an Australian mentally filling in the blanks, so I'm pretty sure this is not helping.

[@DocRobert]

Yeah I thought and said so many foul things trying to guess what he was saying...

[@nicolakunz231]

Sweary little Brit, best thing ever!

[@NYredsox]

he's too nice for any "curse" word he says to be taken seriously...

[@bl00dhoney]

You have some strange ideas about English people

[@NYredsox]

@@bl00dhoney umm your KZbin handle is named after a creepy ass horror flick, you're not someone who can throw around the term "strange" so frivolously.

[@bl00dhoney]

@@NYredsox and your username is very typical. 🙄

[@NYredsox]

@@bl00dhoney and you've had a KZbin account for 14 years but have yet to learn that typical > serial killer vibes? sheesh

[@bl00dhoney]

@@NYredsox you seem too young to be online. Grow up

[@Akitten84]

C’mon now, don’t leave us hanging.. what’d he say?!

[@marydonohoe8200]

Martin Freeman is the last person I’d ever expect to talk that way-and especially to his own kids. Amazing. (Now I feel better about myself! 😁💥)

[@martinfreeman8324]

I sincerely appreciate your efforts in your likes and comments on my posts thanks for your love and support..

[@michellefu4002]

1/ When will there be another season of Sherlock? 2/ Forgot to mention that he was in Black Panther? Rude! He was great!

[@NachosAndNecromancy]

Right! Especially after just interviewing Lupita Nyong’o. As a huge Black Panther fan I was hoping for a nod to them being coworkers. But nothin.

[@bartman1067]

Here he is, Tim Canterbury. Good man, The Canterbury Tales, Chaucer, Shakespeare....

[@MattBDG]

BISHOP MUZOREWA

[@kevinmcmahon2491]

@@MattBDG 'Bashing the Bishop!'

[@eliali1194]

Underrated interview 😅🤭.

[@rachel_rexxx]

Breeders lmao

[@levigerrardhades]

He's one of the spiciest person I've known, and I love it

[@vincentjetton4157]

Love Freeman!💣💥

[@NewMessage]

Apparently, intelligent people swear more.

[@NYredsox]

can vouch

[@asaoded2384]

Fucking right!

[@wolfsongmoondancer1428]

Hell, yes!

[@petethundabox5067]

@@asaoded2384 LOL I won't here, but us Australians use the "c word" regularly. I've used it around 20 times today on You Tube. One of my band's most popular songs is "me mates are c*nts" :P

[@donsurlylyte]

idk about that message, but i will say, intelligent people have had a lot to swear about lately

[@nightnoodler812]

I really enjoyed Mr. Freeman in Fargo..great actor

[@mandylee3507]

Loved Martin best in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[@travelwell6049]

I loved that episode of The Bill that Martin was in. It’s on UKTV play.

[@dysamoria]

I wish this video was uncensored. Compound swearing is all that's left at this point. We've been through such fuckery over the last four+ years that normal swearing just does NOT cut the mustard.

[@francaperotti5934]

We are all floored has parents. Martin Freeman is a very good Actor. That is my favourte swear word to

[@jillyburt]

"I'm a natural swearer..." Martin Freeman

[@nicopicco]

glasses come off...LMFAO !!!

[@BUGSii27]

I love this guy!

[@hafizmotmaen5508]

I need ur help please frend ?

[@BestFitSquareChannel]

YOU *%#* *&:,! Well done Martin! 😂 carry on!

[@alexmj3277]

Grandísimo actor !!! Que sigan los éxitos

[@BrandonCroker]

Gold.

[@joshfactor1]

the elder swear: you must never repeat it to anyone

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"And I understand you love a good cussing." "You, I mean, I am an, you know. I am a natural swearer." Well, Scheiße. 🤷

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

He scared the good Catholic in Stephen

[@dandanner3111]

Where's the unbleeped version of this?

[@hafizmotmaen5508]

I need ur help please frend ?

[@user-cv2df5cr8i]

Martin Freeman - shockingly ✨😇😃

[@Lazerus101]

Americans awkwardly laughing at British swearing.

[@Kiririri71]

I really love Martin👱🏻‍♂️✨💖😍🔥, really enjoyed this interview as always. btw I've been a great fan of him for over a decade and I love him so much every single day since day, I love all his works and I follow all the news about him every single day as well, but...I prefer him with his beautiful hair a bit longer! Martin please! 😂😭🤣🙏🏻

[@MalO.ver1.0.x]

"I have to concentrate to not do it.",... only after hearing that I realized, that it's pretty much the same with me....

[@kaceyzeiltritch7374]

Any JAWN fans here?? Can we unite to request them for Sherlock s5??

[@thewhitewatches6794]

Oh look, Bilbo and Smaug on tv at the same day! 😆😆 who got that?

[@TheBatsu84]

If you enjoy swearing, learn German. Best language to swear, you can just add adjectives until you run out of words 😂

[@shanhussain6114]

Actually, the best language to swear with is the Chittagonian dialect of Bangla. It's an art form with them. You can swear out of love, out of hate, out of description, in order to report a situation. Here's one; I once heard the green grocer give a discount to a regular, and the guy thanked in the Chittagonian dialect by saying "did you get to do anal with you wife? what's the reason for the discount?" and the grocer replied "No, I got to do anal with your wife."

[@ItsJavaJawa]

@@shanhussain6114 ..........Jesus

[@hunternex7084]

True, außerdem klingen solche Wörter auf Deutsch meistens auch irgendwie viel schlimmer und härter😂

[@Toheeb90]

@@hunternex7084 absolute richtig. Musste grad innerlich drandenken und fing an ohne Grund zu fluchen.😂😂😂😂

[@Laura-xs3te]

I cant write it in German but it translates as shit with rice. Of course it loses something in translation. My grandmother would always say it. She was hilarious. I use it to this day!

[@lxgiical5582]

the fact i can already just tell what he said though

[@djangomckenzie7537]

WOOO!!!

[@camoteez]

I have to have the transcript of this interview.

[@loungeblogger]

What the fluck I want to hear it!

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

Ploppers!

[@Elcrafts]

I know what the first three words are- now I wanna know the rest-

[@aliceg5327]

Dammit, I want to know, now

[@jakeholmes5927]

He said bollocked...

[@shanesimpson3455]

Luckily in Australia what Americans call cursing is now considered just part of the Australian Lexicon. Its also funny as frack watching some Americans lose their shitte when the dreaded C*nt word is used around them.

[@jackboil84]

Now i see that i have a lot in common with Mr Freeman ^^ i dont like fame; i have to concentrate not to swear; and - at least what i could make of it - we both use these kind of modular interchangable curses, that you could extend and change to the better or worse with only a few adjustments...

[@darrellpowell6042]

Stephen Fry is another lover of swearing.

[@JohnParavantis]

So now we know that Bilbo Baggins dreams too.

[@alishaanimations3058]

0:44 😭

[@royblack938]

Fiddlesticks there's one. Wee wee brain.

[@nunnayrbznz3576]

Only thing is, with his accent the swear word replacements still sounded just like the F word!

[@davidj.kleinsasser8673]

swearing is a sign of intelligence...

[@Ricketik65]

That whole bleeping bit went straight over my head, but I'm Dutch and we don't bleep anything over here, so that's probably why. And no, when I use the word "bleep", that's not a euphemism.

[@bellestory3462]

Finally someone that feels the same as I do about cussing

[@RedDevil_Joe]

Just move to britain then

[@BelieveInImagination]

Where can we watch this in the UK?

[@jokersmith9096]

Censorship of swear words is so fucking archaic.

[@DaTux91]

I need to know.

[@davidjones535]

Hay I get it because I can let them rip as well .

[@Julia-xf5ps]

Dark and realistic as parent...unproductive, I get it 😣

[@stroberibabe]

Having a hyperfixation on martin freeman

[@LifenaDay525]

Planning to erase this from my memory file.

[@starkerstuvwxyz]

I also find it genuinely difficult to get through a conversation without swearing multiple times.

[@ColonelMarcellus]

Get on with it!

[@72daystar]

Oh, he was in the worst Hobbit...

[@TheSuzberry]

How are Amanda and her kids doing?

[@suekennedy8917]

Swearing and getting vaccinated and wearing a mask is totally awesome.

[@notgeorgenotfound8616]

I need to know what he was saying

[@markhammer643]

French swearing, at least in Quebec, tends to be of a religious nature, with the vast majority of expletives having some Catholic point of reference. Forty-five years ago, I was working in a sheet-metal factory, that was populated mostly by Francophones. As the lone Anglophone, I tended to be marginalized. That is, until I unleashed a cuss that was SOOO blasphemous the other workers were ready to carry me on their shoulders like a conquering hero. As a non-Christian, it didn't offend me, but it went way past the line.

[@donsurlylyte]

i hope you are writing about it in detail in your memoirs

[@markhammer643]

@@donsurlylyte I was tempted to say it here, but thought better of it. I think the world has had enough "locker room talk" for now.