Martin Short: Timeless | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@JHB1984]

one of the greats ... everytime 100% entertainer.

[@vmwindustries]

Always!

[@MsKayla130]

Love both these guys... As a Canadian I am so proud of Martin Short..

[@canadian814]

Yep, He keeps Bill chill. It's a good thing. Similar to therapy. It's GOOD!

[@canadian814]

@David Roberts NO. We never met - how could I, sir?

[@funtastic4215]

Of his rasicm? “I’ve never been to india” is a short skip away from trump’s “shithole countries” comment

[@billyrock8305]

He’s Canadian. Funny, classy and treats everyone as equal. 🇨🇦. Unlike the racist idiot Trump.

[@kellygervais3440]

Me too.. 👍👍

[@SanjayTheDog]

One of the funniest people alive.

[@ericg4868]

Funniest person alive.

[@niladridas3444]

I only watched till 28th second and liked the video... the moment Mr Short came in , just like the audience I just knew next few minutes will be happy . Thank you bill

[@richardc7869]

Martin & Bill are so great together. Love these guys! Bill mentions Jackie, Short slides into character, lmao

[@mpinchi3433]

thank you for standing up for Toronto, Bill!

[@Zebra_3]

home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions.

[@Ruprect44]

For watchers from America and around the world, that pin that Mr Short is proudly wearing is given to recipients of the Order of Canada, the second highest honour that my country bestows upon it's citizens.

[@traviscutler9912]

100% class act, Martin Short is hilarious.

[@Yve55]

LOVE Martin's comment on McConnell. "Mitch McConnell in his entire life never took a good picture" 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@firesign4297]

# TURTLE MAN 😵

[@rievans57]

Hysterical and true.

[@mikeattia8750]

What an insanely likeable person.

[@billyrock8305]

Another classy and funny Canadian!! 🇨🇦

[@funtastic4215]

And racist, but I am repeating myself

[@billyrock8305]

fun tastic huh?

[@funtastic4215]

Billy Rock ? “I’ve never been to india” is a short skip away from trump’s “shithole countries” comment

[@scollier4450]

Marty Short is a comedic and musical treasure. I DO have a bucket list, and it would be seeing him and the brilliant Steve Martin onstage together.

[@Roof_Pizza]

Short is a treasure alright. Ya need a shovel to dig him up.

[@jeannefoster5594]

SteveMartinShort

[@lynnej.9357]

Do it! They are still touring. Do it!

[@scollier4450]

@@jeannefoster5594 Lol!

[@scollier4450]

@@lynnej.9357 I know! They've been close enough to me 4 times, but by the time I try to get tickets (literally within minutes), the show has sold out. I'll keep trying, though. I love those two!

[@stephenmiller2337]

Having the classy and funny Martin Short on and giving a shout out to the Raptors...love it!

[@katymcdonald5481]

I love what Martin said about Canadians being able to discuss politics without it being a big deal. I’m Australian and I feel like it’s the same here although the US is unwittingly exporting their extreme partisanship through social media world wide. The fear and hatred of people who disagree with you is pretty uniquely a hallmark of US politics, and so many things people online are obsessed with like SJW’s and militant Feminists or Alt right incels don’t really exist offline and especially not offline outside the US. They are such a tiny insignificant part of the populace that gets so much oxygen yet people are whipped up in a frenzy to believe that entertaining any idea from the other side is akin to championing all the ideas of the other side. How can anything get done in that political climate? I hope in 2020 the American people can vote for someone who breaks the stalemate and achieves an outcome on any policy area for the majority of voters. Just one issue, anything! Just get something passed that isn’t for the donor class. I have this dream for you my American friends 😊.

[@redlightmax]

Katy McDonald I think part of it is that our federal election campaigns go for about a month. In America they go for years.

[@katymcdonald5481]

RedLightMax true but I also think that even in general politics can be discussed without it being a big deal.

[@katymcdonald5481]

S.M.C. Kennels you clearly didn’t understand my comment because that was exactly my point. People put too much weight on internet phenomena, Bill talks about it with his guests all the time. He even had Milo on ffs. People are afraid of people and ideas they hear about on the internet but don’t really exist in reality.

[@katymcdonald5481]

S.M.C. Kennels I can see how you might have misunderstood but I was saying that because of the extremism online that gets talked about in American politics, it’s being exported via social media to the rest of the world. You could argue that the bipartisanship is a symptom of online echo chambers but I think it’s more that US politics was already very divided and social media amplified it which in turn takes more extremism into the general political discourse.

[@ShirleyAnn66]

In Canada (and I believe Australia would be similar since we have similar political systems), there's also far more nuance in the political spectrum. Don't agree with the farthest far right people? Or the farthest far left people? There's a more moderate party or parties on either side of the spectrum that you might agree with more. And they can run candidates and can win seats and even win majorities. I feel political discussions aren't as polarizing when you have more than two choices.

[@philandrea8954]

There are those that warm our hearts tickle our funny bone. And Mr Short is one of them. 🌟

[@EugeneAxe]

Martin did an amazing Robin Williams impression back in the day.

[@thomaschu4812]

I think he should get Martin Short on the show more often!

[@comcasthawk]

Thomas Chu , why..?? Did he say one thing that was funny..?? He’s not even a has been. He’s a never was.

[@jacqdanieles]

Martin Short: *National Freakin' Treasure!*

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

If you're Canadian

[@nola2chi]

@@TheHomelessDreamer Fine Multi-National Freakin' Treasure! There jacq danieles I fixed it. And without duct tape!

[@eltonjohn3236]

I miss seeing Martin on Letterman. He’s just such a talent.

[@nicolasschneider4533]

I consider Martin Short the greatest living comedic genius.

[@77suheyla]

I love them together! They are hilarious!!!

[@MrPlaiedes]

I love this man. What a showman.

[@dragonfly4484]

Martin short = Legend

[@buzzfunk]

Martin is a legend!!

[@BILEAK]

My guy looks amazing for 69 years old, damn

[@realnorthpaw]

if you are rich and willing...

[@FixNewsPlease]

@@realnorthpaw Because everything is fake. SMH

[@realnorthpaw]

@@FixNewsPlease nope, but you can buy a lot of beauty with money. besides harsh surgeries.

[@FixNewsPlease]

@@realnorthpaw See: Trump, Donald John

[@evelynbonner3908]

Kaelib TeeGarden Absolutely..Martin looks great,! He is so very funny. I have loved all his work!

[@heatherremlin8607]

My favorite was Ed Grimly. SNL legend! Marty Short is someone that can make me smile anytime, anywhere, anyplace! Thank you Bill for having him on, please have him back soon, we need him about now ;)

[@bariswheel]

One of my favorite people.

[@clairetiggs2002]

Have always adored Martain Short and wow he looks awesome, hes so the Tommy Steele of his generation xxxxxx

[@traekas7228]

Claire tiggs, Just letting ya know, Martin Short is a Member of the Baby Boomers generation. Not Generation X, Claire. No offense.

[@clairetiggs2002]

@@traekas7228 i know, i have a habit of putting kisses at the end of my posts 😀

[@traekas7228]

Claire tiggs, Well, now I’m embarrassed! So sorry, C. Kicking myself for missing the kissing. Lol...

[@clairetiggs2002]

@@traekas7228 no problem at all my friend dont worry about it,

[@ademeyer]

The joke he doesn’t put an angel on top of his Christmas tree because it’s too close to foreshadowing cracked me up!

[@jillspady6450]

2 fabulously witty men together, heaven! I adore Martin

[@MICHAEL_MAY_8]

Self-deprecating humor plays well at ANY age!

[@peacefuldwellings489]

Vintage Vinyl and he hasn’t aged in all these years! He looks the same as he always has!

[@philj3167]

Who doesnt love this man Comedy legend Please have Jimminy Glick on the show

[@robv8408]

Every time I watch martin short, I immediately search for another one of his you tube videos . He is the best .

[@susettesantiago5509]

Martin short is funny...plain and simple...no fillers...just freakin funny

[@NewMessage]

Makes me proud to be a Canuck, that man.

[@allisonyoung4007]

" Take off to The Great White North!" lol~I've always loved Martin, I must say!

[@Weegee766]

Same here

[@Alvicbar]

"who was in my body?" a memoir by bill maher. HAHA who else thought of the man inside me by tobias from ad?

[@jmack619]

Who is in his head?? Trump, rent free, 24/7

[@anjie8570]

The amazing Martin Short 😂

[@AlanGoswami-nz9lg]

I love Bill Maher for everything he does, everything he says, and above all i am very proud that Bill loves & respects CANADA....my (Surrogate) MOTHER !!

[@MagnificoGiganticus]

I love this guy.

[@thegreatmonster]

Good episode. Loved the guests!

[@JerryC25]

Living legend

[@dodgingdurangos924]

Steve Martin and Martin Short are comedy royalty. Steve has hosted the Oscars three times. I'm surprised Martin Short hasn't hosted any Oscars- or even the Golden Globes- once. I think it's time for him to do one.

[@bcvc3365]

He’s so cute and funny! At any age. 🥰

[@EyesOfByes]

Some people not only born to be on a stage, they are born a stage.

[@RepCom3222]

I grew up with "The Three Amigos" and I think a sequel starring the original Amigos: Martin Short, Steve Martin, and Chevy Chase would be EPIC!! Silence! and take my $💵🤛😲🤞

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

My money too!

[@emilio1316]

Chase is well beyond that possibility. Short and Martin maybe. But there’s no there there unfortunately.

[@traviscutler9912]

Martin Short played a 10 year old boy in a movie that almost made me pee myself, Clifford. I said "bestest looking" wig.

[@slee-choi3826]

That movie was hilarious

[@mjaada]

"Who was in my body" is the Kardashian memoir

[@Cosmic.cougar]

Madsf Jaada many basketballers.

[@mikehuhtala1809]

"Who Wasn't in My Body" would save a lot of trees.

[@lorenanders702]

Lol thats gold

[@Roof_Pizza]

It's actually fun visiting countries where they allow chickens on buses.

[@Yve55]

Indeed. Piglets too.🤣

[@SUPER_NINJA_88]

yeah everywhere is fucked up except america, those people have less material things in general but they are way happier in general than you fucks making fun of them ... fuck bill maher, and fuck martin short you dont even see how bad it is to make fun of other countries while this country you all work like slaves most people on prescribed medications for illness and depression etc (me too), and highest per capita people in jail, most mass shootings, where these countries you make fun of dont deal with that shit either barely or non-existent, before you make fun look at the shithole country you live in ... and im from and now live in America ... and every empire has fallen no empire has stood the test of time, and america is no different, before western etc colonization places like Persia and India Africa etc were like paradises, look at Mongolia Genghis Khan conquered 4 times that of Alexander the Great yet now poor as fuck country, why? KARMA ... and this country America has the worst karma build-up over all of history, laugh while you can, when this country is invaded by foreign powers it will happen, this country blasts and bombs practically everywhere, you live by the sword you die by the sword, America will die by the hand of Karma etc ... Bijan

[@larrymccallum2911]

他媽的廢話音樂產業等等等 Actually, they were making fun of themselves, not of countries where people bring chickens onto buses (of which I have visited several, with fond memories).

[@jameshightower8875]

Larry McCallum Yeah clearly the dude is Chinese pissed at America. The joke went over his head. Humor is probably not his strong suit. Sure he is great at math though... 😂😂

[@SUPER_NINJA_88]

@@larrymccallum2911 its the fact that you dont even see or realize that they were making fun of them is the problem that is western arrogance and thinking that they are better then everyone etc ...

[@frankhoulihanfh4972]

Single greatest talk show guest ever. Period. ❤

[@gamma8562]

Love me some Martin Short 🇨🇦

[@yasmore8277]

"No where you can take a chicken on a bus"😂😂😂😂😂😂...Me Too!!!

[@burbanpoison2494]

'member MASH? Sometimes a chicken on a bus is just a metaphor...

[@CountGuiscardofGotha]

You can never predict what Marty is about to say. Thats what makes him so entertaining.

[@moneymakerbanditsports8423]

A Living Legend!

[@eddieharcourt6049]

I wish I was half as smart as Martin Short. And quick. Brilliant.

[@pokerman9108]

hard to believe martin is 69 years old now. he looks great

[@modeforjoe]

This guy is still SHARP! Life goals...

[@maxplanck1423]

Splendid interlude with Hamilton Ontario’s favorite son whose works have been a joy to us all!

[@tenacious645]

No bucket list. The perks of being wealthy.

[@tenacious645]

@Lise Dolen there's likely not a bum alive with a bucket list

[@lisabutter6181]

Im going to watch SCTV now i want more Martin Short.

[@imisstoronto3121]

It sucked

[@mikemccuin2384]

Martin Got to be 70 years old Lol he Looks Great

[@tmgreen122]

Martin Short is a goddamn treasure.

[@j.s.connolly8579]

Martin Short is the LIBERAL "Jerry Lewis"! He is AWESOME! Can't get ENOUGH of him! :D

[@heatherremlin8607]

My dad didn't eat dinner with us either, and we were relieved!

[@mili3212]

“Maybe you’re very ill” LMAOO 😂😂

[@lynnturman8157]

LOVE his impression of Montgomery Clift

[@pjmundy8257]

I LOVE MARTIN SHORT!!

[@arkadg88]

First time liking a Bill Maher vid because of the legend that is Martin Short.

[@gregorykindred3209]

Well done Martin Short.

[@Qualtis]

I love him he was amazing in Merlin i really loved his drama range wish he did more serious movie's,.

[@handsomehobo4727]

Our show is like a married sex we do old materials 3 times a month 😂😂🤣🤣

[@turbosdolphin]

Martin Short does NOT look 69. Love him!!

[@vmwindustries]

Love Mr. SHORT!

[@butterflymoon6368]

i love how much bill loves marty

[@AlanGoswami-nz9lg]

....and I am proud of MARTIN SHORT........made in CANADA !!

[@jimbobjimjim6500]

Short is pure old school showbiz.

[@davidtrindle6473]

Martin Short is funny and light hearted

[@nobodysfool2232]

“We do have 50/50 in the audience”. Wow it’s taken two years to come to that realization, 👏

[@arlettegomez4947]

Mark Hadley 👏 👏

[@sirjonsmithiii992]

Would love to see him and Steve together.

[@heatherremlin8607]

Boy you must be young!?

[@eb8681]

Clifford...my fav as a kid..just hilarious asf😩🥰🥰🥰🤟🏾

[@kimdean7107]

I never realized how funny Martin Short is.

[@joetursi9573]

Probably the funniest comic around.

[@imuurme]

loooooove Martin.. hes 39 in a 69yr body...♥

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Happy 500th Bill!

[@caroleehubbard8380]

He looks 45 years old! He's almost 70????....WTF???

[@eb8681]

Crazy asf God bless..I love Him🥰🙌🏾

[@musicvixen24]

Don’t agree about not going there. Go there. People are fucking dying out here

[@KennethJLave]

The reason it's so nice to be doing something that doesn't involve politics all the time is because Trump is so incompetent at the job (& paranoid about it) that we have to constantly be vigilant as to what he is aways doing in the office!

[@cathieludemann5879]

With trump, yes, we must all be constantly vigilant. With previous presidents, we trusted that they were competent and had experienced staffs to support them. They were able to work with Congress on most issues, and they were not constantly alienating our allies. They were educated, well-spoken, consulted with experienced professionals, could bring most of the country together when needed, and had leadership qualities. They also didn't do outrageous news interviews, and they stayed off Twitter. In other words, they were presidents. Not some wannabe only looking for ways to line his pockets.

[@KennethJLave]

@@cathieludemann5879 That's a pretty good take you just made on Trump's persona. My mom was getting upset the other day because everything's always Trump, Trump, Trump! But that's why. You gotta watch shady dudes - like a hawk (buzzard). Give him an inch, they'll take a mile.

[@KennethJLave]

@Phil Fry 'Individual 1' is a complete disaster. You're being played as a total fool.

[@danielbaig]

@Phil Fry When Obama was President, the country was also "still moving" (although that seems like a pretty low bar to clear, personally, but I guess it means something to you), and "plenty of" jobs were created. (Far more, actually.) Yet there sure were a LOT of people angry - very, VERY angry, in fact - that he was President. Answer honestly now - were you not perhaps one of them? And even if you weren't one, did you similarly take it upon yourself to tell such people to GET [TF] OVER IT? I wonder . . .

[@carolynca]

Wish I could have taken my father to see him and Steve on tour in Canada. Tickets were a bit too high for me. Great comedians tho.

[@timothyamaraobrien]

"Bill and Martin sing Frank" Yuge!

[@brysimm404]

Long live King Martin! 👍

[@purgatory89]

Maher will always be my favorite political comedic commentary host... no one compares.. but there’s no comedic relief for me like Martin Short.. goodness, creative talent..makes the world go away.. or go around in a better way.. for awhile.. Thank You, Love You Both, Sincerely.. for the ‘balance’.. for a moment.. for many yrs.

[@itsmylife842]

It's hard to believe that Martin Short is 69 years old. He still looks great and definitely quite a bit younger than that!!

[@zeldasmith6154]

Bill is not funny. Martin is hysterically funny, sweet and so smart.

[@susanmichaelson7428]

I can not believe that Martin Short was 69 years old here. He looks and thinks like a child.

[@rhiannonrede]

I LOVE CANADA.

[@Ubermensch9240]

Everyone: Martin Short! Me: It's Premanger, from Barbie as the Princess in the Pauper! Everyone: ....... Me: *in an over the top cracking voice* HoW cAn I rEfUsE? >:D

[@canadianstudmuffin]

Funniest comedian ever. Jimminy Glick rules!

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Jimmy glick? Wasn't that a show in the 90s? That's not him is it!?

[@canadianstudmuffin]

@@williamcortelyou4524 yes

[@infinityinfinityinfi]

Martin Short looks like one of the (few?) people that Bill Maher genuinely likes.

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Jiminy Glick - best comedic character EVER!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👀

[@davidcalhoun1731]

Never been anywhere where you can take a chicken on the bus. LOL

[@stevencantrellzenroom7383]

So good 😊