>700.000 views >only 20 slots for players Now THAT is a queue
@connor_lockwood3 жыл бұрын
At 1.1M now so might be here for awhile
@markman61053 жыл бұрын
2b2t be like
@Kovalov1123 жыл бұрын
It's 1.9m now so yeah it'll take a while
@humphreywolfe3 жыл бұрын
@@Kovalov112 holy shit haha
@caliphinfedelovich69513 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@RimmyDownunder4 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant video mate. Locked in my mental asylum of milsim, I often forget people actually play other game modes in ArmA.
@Real_r4 жыл бұрын
It’s rimmy!
@minegamer56804 жыл бұрын
Why hello there.
@drunklessdylan12344 жыл бұрын
Weeny hut junior I mean rimmy junior
@crqf2010ruler4 жыл бұрын
Lol, It's actually Rimmy, thought it was some fake ass dude.
@Natural.Traditionalist4 жыл бұрын
@Rimmy jesus man, hows drew?
@efeerbas27094 жыл бұрын
"The game is set in the fictional nation of Greece" *Turkey liked that*
@dimitrisanastopoulos89574 жыл бұрын
*Sad Greek noises*
@DJChiefX1974 жыл бұрын
@@dimitrisanastopoulos8957 *Sheds a single drop of olive oil*
@joeoneill90984 жыл бұрын
CACKLING
@Koffiato4 жыл бұрын
Happy Perinçek noises
@Sanford0474 жыл бұрын
*fictional nation of Turkey liked that
@koghs3 жыл бұрын
>why noone plays wasteland >shows a tutorial on how to bully a guy who just wanted to buy a handgun using an entire US military Yeah
@ComradeAlpharius3 жыл бұрын
> an entire US military
@aria567033 жыл бұрын
>Entire western coalition firepower >Uses it against someone who just wanted to buy banana
@MrTigracho2 жыл бұрын
THIS FUCKING GAME I CAN'T
@redrobsanthem92062 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain this
@CH-su5vj2 жыл бұрын
@@redrobsanthem9206 He talked about how wasteland has almost no players, then proceeded to showcase him using the equivalent military power of the entire allied forces to kill one singular person that had 14 dollars, probably was fun for him, less fun for the guy whos getting killed for sport by a fuckin sales rep at saudi aramco
@Chicken_Sht_4 жыл бұрын
“We got domed by ai Chris Kyle after 3 seconds” That was the funniest thing I’ve heard all year
@aarosundvall4 жыл бұрын
Heh this is good, i gotta show this to the lads at the merchants guild.
@m1ndfr34k34 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people
@wattesigma124 жыл бұрын
Michael Here, from vSauce
@yarmannn4 жыл бұрын
Today we’re going to be talking about
@manuelsciumbata12644 жыл бұрын
@@yarmannn how a bean is stealing my work
@guesteight18004 жыл бұрын
@@manuelsciumbata1264 and sold it in exchange for my life.
@pollishion83944 жыл бұрын
This video should be renamed to *”The war crime experience”*
@zaikolebolsh57244 жыл бұрын
"Very harsh methods to subdue an opponent which are particularly prohibited by international organizations" because KZbin doesn't like the word "war" in general
@pollishion83944 жыл бұрын
Zaiko LeBolsh but... you just said *”w a r”*
@Andrew-ph9np4 жыл бұрын
Pollishion starcat made a video titled that on arma already
@danchoen38474 жыл бұрын
No that's reserved for the rimworld video
@mencot894 жыл бұрын
the Obama lifestyle
@DustyRobertson4 жыл бұрын
From one Aussie to another, I'm glad the algorithm has blessed me with your content
@pepe7drum4 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of aussies playing arma, i have met a lot on koth hardcore servers, is always fun
@NoobPro2324 ай бұрын
from a kiwi to an Australian this comment made me laugh
@gamesdeen37683 жыл бұрын
The bit he did about life in a warzone and how it probably feels like you're being watched all the time, and how that translates to gameplay deserves it's own full video by someone like Leadhead.
@theemperor97902 ай бұрын
Man it’s really weird to go back to his first vids and just hear how calm his voice was before he went insane in frogland
@salmoneysca4 жыл бұрын
He's like a deep fried Internet historian
@idkhowtheyfoundme4 жыл бұрын
no its more a ssethtzeentach
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn50124 жыл бұрын
E X P A N D
@Dafrazak4 жыл бұрын
dude he referenced sseth
@frogonsizeablelog4 жыл бұрын
@@Dafrazak wait what?
@damianmatras85684 жыл бұрын
I have found my saviour. :-D
@olbradley4 жыл бұрын
Imagine your an insurgent in say Afghanistan for example, your just sitting in a chair in a remote mountain valley guarding an emerald mine and in your 2 months that you have been in the Taliban you have never experienced combat. Then all the sudden you hear a drone with a giant speaker say "Obama out," only to then fire a missile directly at your location where you are obliterated instantly.
@mirai52684 жыл бұрын
OBAMA OUT
@neckrohs4 жыл бұрын
this is fucking HILARIOUS.
@Lydia.m.weaver3 жыл бұрын
" what ze fuck is- AAAAAAAAA "
@bigman76763 жыл бұрын
@@neckrohs yo #GunGang
@rubberuke3 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly how it's done. No one is alive to refute this
@dranakyuekdestroyerofworld62194 жыл бұрын
Benny, the voice of the people.
@dranakyuekdestroyerofworld62194 жыл бұрын
A vote for Benny is a vote for freedom
@mysterymcfly31074 жыл бұрын
@@dranakyuekdestroyerofworld6219, you have the greatest username that I have ever seen.
@YetAnotherInv4 жыл бұрын
...And destroyer of couriers.
@tobiaswerner44183 жыл бұрын
5:40 these fences are actually accurate. This is how 99% of greek fences look
@CausticSpace Жыл бұрын
(clueless)
@jamesfleming527Ай бұрын
@@CausticSpace He has no idea
@LucasSantos-si4nd2 жыл бұрын
7:39 NICE, for those who have not seen this clip its from "UP but Carl gets shot down by a F-22 Raptor"
@bukelos28044 жыл бұрын
Q: How many genders are there? A: 2. Standard and Advanced. That cracked me up :D
@mihailmilev99094 жыл бұрын
@Thomas B Gaming yes lmao, I'm gonna use this now
@campbell70503 жыл бұрын
everything is just a variation on those two
@FungIsSquish3 жыл бұрын
Just like In, *current circumstances*
@markman61053 жыл бұрын
There is actually one, and it’s nerf or nothing.
@initialyeet39512 жыл бұрын
@@markman6105 exactly
@8Delian84 жыл бұрын
When he said Armed Assault 3 I realized that's what ARMA meant all along...
@billpost42054 жыл бұрын
I know, I always thought it was named after "weapon" in Spanish, as that's also Arma, but Armed Assault makes more sense.
@janskacel94804 жыл бұрын
@@billpost4205 Arma is also a weapon in Latin.
@pekvek3 жыл бұрын
Wrong, they meant to call it ARMY, but they misspelled it . Poor bastards, too embarrassed to change it
@thecamocampaindude51673 жыл бұрын
No its sexual armed assault
@Skinwalkerxiv3 жыл бұрын
Only liking the comment bc based pfp
@victorhladun27514 жыл бұрын
After filling his expansion needs on alien planets,JIMBO needs to make another factory by using voluntary (TM) means of cooperation(TM) with local population (TM)
@axea45544 жыл бұрын
*J I M B O*
@stevenlundvall64114 жыл бұрын
you're going to the shadow realm jimbo jimbo:more things for me I guess
@apollo2q873 жыл бұрын
14:48 gently convincing them to stop living I'm dead xD
@SpiderMan-gf1lc Жыл бұрын
so were they
@joshuaturton65002 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your great content dude 😎🙌🏻
@Waffle45694 жыл бұрын
"Wasteland is the natural extension of Exile" As a long time player, that hurts my soul because Wasteland predates DayZ and Exile all the way back in ArmA 2
@maryconnolly55813 жыл бұрын
Those og wasteland servers were fucking awesome
@interstellardumbassery75143 жыл бұрын
@@maryconnolly5581 Ill never forget wasteland in Arma 2 oa, camping on a hill over looking a huge city in a BMP. D a m n
@maryconnolly55813 жыл бұрын
@@interstellardumbassery7514 the convoys you used to be able to make in that were amazing I remember just rolling through elektro with the Redfor gang icing every green and blue bitch we could find rolling on the back of a t80 with like 20 DSHKM GAZ following lighting up every god damn window. I miss arma 2 man :(:(:(
@maryconnolly55813 жыл бұрын
@@interstellardumbassery7514 and none of that bullshit shopping nonsense, you just found whatever you could, at least from what I remember
@maryconnolly55813 жыл бұрын
@ZeJamieboi wasteland was around before dayz on arma 2 tho
@Pvsn084 жыл бұрын
The great dollar store Sseth is back, praised be his memes
@C4Cole054 жыл бұрын
Dollar store Sseth but he reviews current games and not [INSERT MID 2000's RPG HERE]
@doomguy11674 жыл бұрын
@@C4Cole05 true, (and hes funny)
@doomguy11674 жыл бұрын
@@tesujisoftware >complex taste >autistic porno RPG's Please tell me your joking
@Pvsn084 жыл бұрын
Doomguy Are you telling me there’s a difference?
@Thalanox4 жыл бұрын
@@tesujisoftware Those games are the kinds of things Doomguy masturbates to regularly. That's why he calls them porno. It's the only thing that makes sense, assuming he's watched enough of Sseth's videos to describe what they're like, and he clearly thinks he has.
@Intrepid170114 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the AI. I remember saving up WEEKS to get a nice Attack Helo, flew to the first Mission and got one taped from some random AI Dude with his Makarov WHILE FLYING 300kmh over the Mission.
@GermanWoman208 ай бұрын
He was so calm back then
@thedeviousduck80273 жыл бұрын
“Except for these fences” Can’t forget the invincible wire fences, bane of all land vehicles
@Allancombat4 жыл бұрын
I saw this video in my recommended and can't help to notice you have a very nice logo
@TheStoffl964 жыл бұрын
Exile = Sniper simulator or cheeky third person pre peek simulator. Can't remember a single AI mission in Exile that wasn't dead boring.
@Maggi99094 жыл бұрын
the best kill ive ever gotten in arma i got in king of the hill. we were taking sniper fire from a tower. so i got in to the tower and killed the sniper. i then saw a SUV driving along at break neck speeds så i took a potshot at it. and imagine my suprise when i got the ENEMY KILLED HEADSHOT promt as the car spiraled out of control
@starch_14 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a time when i killed a guy in a helicopter in another game with a sniper rifle while he was moving very fast accidentally
@router97174 жыл бұрын
This exact scene was my favorite moment in my Far Cry 2 playthrough in the parts where you take those shady call from the cell towers and kill those dudes in the fancy cars, I should've recorded it though!
@jacobrobinson7873 жыл бұрын
13:01-13:13 is the funniest shit I've seen in a while, particularly the spinning Hind. I don't know why, but seeing that hulking monster spinning around like a beyblade is the funniest shit ever.
@aidenthrasher2931 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy seeing the energy change from now in 2023 compared to when this video came out
@smithofr30544 жыл бұрын
I just deleted arma for other games Well guess who will delete 17 games just to play ArmA 3 bean wasteland ? edit: my pc’s gonna get upgraded with a 1TB HDD
@ahumanbeing75544 жыл бұрын
You
@axea45544 жыл бұрын
a human being how do you know
@dzleeyt4 жыл бұрын
Welp, if your looking for someone to play with, my steam username is dzboythegamer
@Tuysicom4 жыл бұрын
I only played Arma 2-3 for years lol
@weddingtonjnr6274 жыл бұрын
me too lol !!!
@tbuddy8884 жыл бұрын
I haven't been this excited to see new content on KZbin in years. This is some quality stuff.
@siegmundeurades57534 жыл бұрын
I've got over 2k total hours in Arma 3, at this point the mere sight of it sickens me, yet you somehow managed to make it entertaining. Nicely done.
@andreasottohansen73383 жыл бұрын
11:10 10/10, realistic depiction of Bornholm.
@Kaiimei3 жыл бұрын
I will agree that the weirdest and somehow the best feeling I've ever had in ArmA is knowing somehow that something isn't right, and a few seconds later either a shot snaps past or I/someone else spots something, it just feels like you're actually getting...'immersed'.
@JWhiteley4 жыл бұрын
Arma is a buggy, broken mess due to the PhysX engine. But it's *our* buggy, broken mess.
@stylishniggachannel47633 жыл бұрын
Comrade
@carbonwolf10873 жыл бұрын
Behold i give you (walks over): my stuff. **Every milsim OP going haywire at once ** EnD ME
@Hasio-Maszkietnik2 жыл бұрын
@MjrDed bro that's every other grindy game
@bobmartin99184 жыл бұрын
This boi is fast becoming Aussie Sseth. I have high hopes for this channel.
@ceoofsocialanxiety66584 жыл бұрын
3:00 pro tip: the minefield is marked on your map, and easily avoidable.
@GeorgeTsiros2 жыл бұрын
i did my military draft on the first island. real name Lemnos. i'd say "it is more boring than you can imagine, but anything you could possibly imagine is more interesting than that island. So it would be more accurate to say "that island is as interesting as passing out due to a concussion".
@doorman-pk1po3 жыл бұрын
This video is why i now have arma 3 and frequent the bean zone wasteland. I have watched this 4 or so times. Keep making these excellent videos man, it keeps us all sane during this lockdown
@jaehyeo98224 жыл бұрын
"U mess with da block u get a glock" boi that killed me
@AttackOnTitanlover20776 ай бұрын
For anybody that is new to this game for people that love to do sandbox mode like making their own battle scenarios. This game is the perfect for you. Yes, it may be a pain in the ass to learn all the controls, but I promise you it’s worth it it may not sell worth it but trust me once you learn it’s worth it.
@thegrass71994 жыл бұрын
We all know who's the fictional nation with fictional people. Australia
@jacksonm69694 жыл бұрын
Can tell if you’re serious so im gonna say its a joke
@My_Old_YT_Account4 жыл бұрын
More like Kosovo
@acertypewriterguy4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonm6969 but..Australia's fictional. Its a fact. Australia does not exist.
@somebodysomewhere15203 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, they are N.A.S.A. agents.
@jacksonm69693 жыл бұрын
@@acertypewriterguy i live in Australia
@nkartizan8903 жыл бұрын
The king of the hill montage is dope af 😂😂
@D4RT-one4 ай бұрын
It's funny to listen to mart from 2024, here he sounds like sane person
@memelord98534 жыл бұрын
This guy is going to experience exponential channel growth over the next few months
@Dourkan2 жыл бұрын
Boy this aged like the finest of wines
@LordMangudai Жыл бұрын
It's so funny to go back to comments like this now that Mart is scraping on the underside of the 2mil line. Even though there is a marked difference in energy between his videos now and these older ones, it was still completely apparent from day one that he's got it, whatever "it" is.
@communistwaffle65174 жыл бұрын
1:52 May r/LegoYoda rest in peace
@tulisotilas4 жыл бұрын
Keeps walking INTO the minefield just to complain about restarting - liked instantly.
@average_titanfall_2_enjoyer5 ай бұрын
here is my yearly begging for the server back
@scout26933 жыл бұрын
“If we can learn to do it. You can learn to do it.”
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet3 жыл бұрын
Something in me knows it.
@AftermathRV4 жыл бұрын
"words that sseth like to use" This channel is booming man you deserve it, i am not able to contain laughter
@AlbertoMercerRoman94 жыл бұрын
Me: I fear nothing. This video: 0:27 Me: I fear one thing.
@hughyyyy4 жыл бұрын
just bought arma downloading now keen to buy my first pistol and then get erased by an F-35
@tothedome5664 жыл бұрын
Ever gave milsim a try?
@syppinpurp4 жыл бұрын
tothedome566 lmao why u sound like a military recruiter
@goosegg46534 жыл бұрын
@@syppinpurp "college tuition is pretty steep, ain't it? Well, what if I told you there was a way I couls help you with that... you ever been to Afghanistan, son?"
@26.raihanadharahman634 жыл бұрын
@@tothedome566 how to join a milsim?
@tothedome5664 жыл бұрын
@@26.raihanadharahman63 I'd start with the steam forms. I'd recommend the looking for a group section, as recruiters will come to you, rather than the other way around. They have quotas to fill and to do so they have to get there fast to give their info, so it could wind up being fast replies. Hope this helps
@statelyelms4 ай бұрын
I can't believe how calm Mart was in just 2020, compared to his modern style it's really unnerving
@FNXDCT3 жыл бұрын
8:58 - 9:10 That moment is so beautifully made. Good job bro 😃
@pokereqisme5 ай бұрын
Watching this in 2024 and just gotta say that calm Martin is cursed AF
@teragarm83744 жыл бұрын
Video: uploaded 30 mins ago Comments: 1 hour ago Thanks youtube!
@JoMiMi_h4 жыл бұрын
Thanks pAtReOn
@Ethan_Golph4 жыл бұрын
You just summerized 5 year worth of PTSD quite well. Good job friend !
@harrison60824 жыл бұрын
7:30 That's a good point. I thought it was just me. I can feel when something isn't right and then you get sniped or ambushed
@theKashConnoisseur2 жыл бұрын
ARMA 3 was one of those games where I bought it for the multiplayer experience but I keep coming back to it for the great single player campaign.
@Scrogan4 жыл бұрын
I find another game that gets you paranoid of eyes watching you is War Thunder, in realistic battles. Estimating when enemy vehicles will be in particular positions, figuring out what path to take to minimise the lines of sight to those positions, taking into account the turret traverse speed of the enemy in order to pop out and shoot before he’s likely to have you in his sights, that kinda stuff. It can get pretty spooky, but as the maps are pretty tiny you never really get that slow creeping dread. Same for sim battles, implying anyone plays those. Nice video, good beans to you sir.
@airsoftrexgaming59734 жыл бұрын
this editing is amazing, i love it
@mr.veritech2113 жыл бұрын
1:05 you thought we wouldn't notice. This background music is from Cowboy Bebop
@somebritishguy80222 жыл бұрын
You gotta play Reforger, Flying cars, server crashes. It's a game preview just for this frog.
@forrieger67134 жыл бұрын
1:25 he said “hands up or die” I have played arma life so much that I have ptsd from that one phrase
@martincitopants4 жыл бұрын
I probably watched that clip 100 times and I still couldn't figure out what he was saying
@groovypickle7584 жыл бұрын
you must initiate or you will be asked for 100k COMP OR BANNNN
@TizzaOG2 жыл бұрын
For playing arma since 2011, this is the best video i ever watched about arma 😂😂😂
@innacrisis69914 жыл бұрын
this is the content we subscribe for
@floadcope40393 жыл бұрын
Ive never seen a video sums up a game so perfectly like this one. Love it
@FearlessDemons3 жыл бұрын
7:24 i have experienced that in dayz, when only one player joined 10 min after me on an empty server and he was exactly behind me
@Silentst0rm54 жыл бұрын
.338 SPMG GANG REPRESENT, For when you need to shoot down a ghosthawk, warcrime the men in a strider and reduce to a fine red paste a group of unarmed civ- I mean dangerous insurgents
4 жыл бұрын
.338 SPMG for when you absolutely can’t aim for shit and require 150 rounds just to hit something twice
@saynotoclankarights67024 жыл бұрын
At 3 minutes Stal starts playing
@cancerix17004 жыл бұрын
We need more earrape-distorted sound effects like in video about Factorio. Also, please respect stick shifters lol
@thisandthat20013 жыл бұрын
Man that realism section always cracks me up. Especially those Postures. Thanks for the video. Love your stuff
@blockaye13 жыл бұрын
Hey big man, been having a rough few months and I’ve been binging Your channel. Thanks for all the smiles
@communisttrash85904 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy just found a ton of sound clips and needed an excuse to use them
@ahmedalbanna90164 жыл бұрын
Martin was the hard and sniky enemy ever meet. Nice to play with you
@H3nry20774 жыл бұрын
“Current circumstances” I cried 😂😂
@DJDominoBeats2 жыл бұрын
I don’t play any of these games but I could watch you talk about them all day! Love the ads. World of tanks on the bf4 tier list killed me and hooked me. If the ads are that good, how good is the content? Yeah I was well impressed mate! The thighs on fire got me again, had me loling at 3am. And the use of the Who Killed Captain Alex sample “drop de bomb man”… top stuff man. Coming from someone who doesn’t watch KZbin or follow people I don’t know… not some 7 year old but a stubborn almost 30yr old guy who doesn’t waste much time online but you’re very entertaining, so thank you! Ps. I love the piss laser too 😂
@solitudeguard74073 жыл бұрын
6:19 I love this part bravo
@kawaiicrocodile14764 жыл бұрын
Can you do a vid on rimworld dude i think it would be great for ya
@BrianHopson4 жыл бұрын
Duskers would be great too.
@lagarn94314 жыл бұрын
5:53 **Gets flashbacks hitting these in a tank and flying 15km up into the sky**
@Alex99999603 жыл бұрын
19:23 Bottom right, that's my mission XD
@DeliciousTasteTV3 жыл бұрын
What an awesome video. 8:43 absolutely killed me LOL
@TTV.SevenAcesGamingАй бұрын
4:00 "This is my sexy pose!" Only real ones know this reference 🤣 3:51 LMFAO why's that so accurate? 😂
@ruskie83084 жыл бұрын
I have over 1000 hours in arma... why am i watching this and why am i enjoying it so much
@masterquigonjin65024 жыл бұрын
It would be really cool if you did this on the game post scriptum, it is like squad but ww2 and its so funny. Really enjoyed the video and hope to see more :D
@bettertelevision9684 жыл бұрын
17:20 A10 warthog goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@axel160719943 жыл бұрын
8:42 cracked up with that demonic crawl haha
@DerpyNate4 жыл бұрын
What an awesome video!
@jorbus15814 жыл бұрын
The king of the hill montage was the most cancerous thing ever seen and I couldn't love it more.
@NuncHistoria4 жыл бұрын
"The fictional nation of Greece" I fucking choked lmao
@flashmann78593 жыл бұрын
"ThEn tHeRe aRe tHe pEoPle wHo dRiVe sTiCk" The entire Republic of Germany: *sichtliche Verwirrung*
@unman38823 жыл бұрын
Same thing over the channel, most drive stick 'cos it’s easier to inure i think
@SkittleNo4 ай бұрын
first, watched this back in 2020 now I'm watching it for the seventh time in 2024 damn this video gives me memories like no joke 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
@boraharmanc90292 жыл бұрын
I just want to say that within the first 2 minutes of the video you sold me on arma 3, aswell as your channel, you just beat the world record for fastest new subscriber (100%)
@Alex-ff5jn4 жыл бұрын
knew it was going to be good as soon as he said "it takes place in the fictional country of greece"
@grenada97524 жыл бұрын
0:30 subscribed
@conordevenish94504 жыл бұрын
this is literally a high effort shitpost. I love it
@OrchestratedChicanery2 жыл бұрын
OMG! THIS KILLED ME! I'M DED! 3:44
@quixem4 жыл бұрын
bro all ur vids are super replayable its so good
@SbobGuyAsdf4 жыл бұрын
From someone with 4k hours in arma, this is extremely accurate