Starting An Arma 3 Server Was A Terrible Mistake

[@mikex2805]

I lost it at "Obama Roleplayers" ; D

[@Goosiepoo]

Gahahataggagagagagahahahahaha

[@PettyClipper]

it would have been funny 4 years ago but trump has well surpassed obama in half the time.

[@cloxurf9603]

ğ

[@wakandawildman2043]

@@PettyClipper it would of been funny before Obama blew up a wedding killing women and children

[@obi-wankenobi9871]

@@wakandawildman2043 He blew up women and children too? Too bad he did not just blow up men, because their lives arent worth anything. /irony off

[@hardy2566]

"life removal item"

[@someasiankid6323]

tool

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

human existence eradication device

[@quentinsandy952]

H.E.E.D

[@w4drone720]

lol the ambulance is just a natural selection intervention unit

[@meisterhobbit5812]

Tool

[@iaml2348]

This channel is SERIOUSLY underrated.

[@ledinity]

yeah martin makes fr good content lmao

[@deuszero6476]

Yes It is

[@iaml2348]

@John Higgins he needs moar

[@BJ.Cardoso]

Yes, here cus of leafy

[@Pr00ch]

reminds me a bit of sseth, just with a different brand of autism

[@intense7536]

"172811 minutes, an un - healthy amount of time" That's like 120 days of continuous gameplay

[@Moistoh]

and I had fun okay mom get the fuck out of my room and get off my back

[@hgggg6026]

@@Moistoh “MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! NO IM NOT MOVING OUT!”

[@limpaney5464]

yeah that is indeed the joke

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

How does one even manage to keep a computer on for that whole time, let alone keep Steam open on one game for that duration

[@Wafflehouse71]

@@TinyDeskEngineeryou see: Arma has a launcher. He likely just had that open, as it counts for your hours. (I think)

[@justafloofyboi2363]

Me: Why do you need a cruise missile launcher? Martin: It's a surprise tool that will help us later.

[@ok9_5788]

When you don't need a cruise missile launcher?

[@builderdude9488]

Martin cannot play arma anymore because when he joins everyone immediately leaves

[@cesarjansimoniniraisernobr6025]

4:05 dammn, that Brazillian song

[@chriskoch9375]

Girl From Ipanema. Great taste Martin

[@vulpes7079]

Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia DISGRAÇA-

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

Alá os cara. Só os brazuca fudido.

[@CaioBoaMorte]

ih koe rapaziada

[@hypethekid42069]

@@nicolasoliveira4903 mkkkkkkkkk

[@kelp2697]

Hey mr. martinimanjeans, you probably wont see this but me and a few of my friends would like to thank you for keeping your server open, it is the only good wasteland, nae, arma server we have seen since we got the game a little while ago. It has been a fun experience and many thanks from a couple of Canadians.

[@furryslayer1]

what is the martincitopants discord link?If you know it can you write it under my comment?Thanks.

[@the_loaf]

The server doesn't exist anymore I think

[@razorfresh3556]

Just tired I don't think so either

[@derweltenbauer269]

"Nine-point-three millimeter sneeze to the skull" is an underappreciated sentence.

[@lukemimnagh2594]

It is.

[@Spacewizard54321]

@@lukemimnagh2594 it was

[@italool9150]

4:04 "Ah se ela soubesse que quando ela *Blows up*" 10000% Accurate.

[@siluda9255]

Ele e brasileiro ?

[@italool9150]

@@siluda9255 Acho que não.

[@infinito3903]

Br em td parte

[@At0m1c_At0m]

Whats the song?

[@infinito3903]

@@At0m1c_At0m Garota De Ipanema

[@joethomas5528]

0:35 2800+ hours in 1200 hours incredible sorcery mart has played for so long he warped time itself

[@ElicatrothTV]

Decent Rifle: Shows F2000 Never have I agreed so much before with something so totally wrong

[@dankmusicswag9192]

F2000 on bf3 as a medic slaps bro

[@enfield_the_enigmatic2989]

Anton Hand has been displeased.

[@tbomb69]

The f2000 is actually a good rifle, it’s just mw2 kind of ruined it’s reputation in video games

[@DFlaminberry]

Loving your content. I randomly stumbled across your channel and was disappointed you didn't have a huge backlog of stuff to watch so keep up the great work!

[@teoborges3949]

Guide to survive a Arma 3 server: 1) Don't be a NPC 2) Don't play as Civilian 3) Play with a squad of your faction 4) KILL EVERYONE NOT YOUR SQUAD! 5) Be gentle to STAFF 6) Good luck =)

[@radpenguin2095]

Congrats on nearly 40k. This channel has exploded, rightfully so, and I am glad to have been here.

[@VeynatusAXRIVYX]

4:10 Brazilhian music, you summoned the brazil tribe, prepare to fight

[@alefgcf173]

Looks like he's going to brazil

[@ZackMathissa]

I was in the hospital eating too much bread when I was this early before.

[@davysmith1934]

Eating too much bread in the hospital?

[@ZackMathissa]

@@davysmith1934 *for eating too much

[@naenaemister5048]

@@ZackMathissa can I ask questions

[@Tigershark_3082]

@@ZackMathissa wha- how?

[@ZackMathissa]

@@Tigershark_3082 I like 🍞

[@spixel7418]

ahh yes nuclear aim120s

[@DL-zv5xc]

sorry, I speak in AIM-9 Sidewinders :)

[@jeff-np9jm]

Lmfao imagine using missiles. Real men use 20mm autocannon

[@professionaldisappointment1654]

@@jeff-np9jm SCUD missile want to have a conversation

[@cloxurf9603]

raditon flavored boom stick trhowing big thingy

[@Tigershark_3082]

1,200 pound AGM-62 Walleye TV-guided Glide Bomb

[@Fluxo-vc7qj]

I was never so early for any video

[@megan00b8]

Yes

[@unitforce7417]

The video 2 days old your comment 3 days holy shit ur early

[@slntl3nn]

Jon Goodman tf?

[@mortwastaken]

Me and the Boys on our way to become *s e a m e n*

[@cloxurf9603]

me and men go to be *f i s h*

[@Akyomi777]

Ocean man

[@harin5549]

*c u m*

[@ryantomer4126]

@@hasnicktir5310 Soup can: C!

[@xibo2971]

pls gib bean mr martincitopants

[@martincitopants]

bean

[@doptog]

We did it boys, we got bean

[@jonaha6101]

@@martincitopants *bean*

[@FartMeltonProductions]

BEAN

[@quiteliscense6591]

Beeeeeeeean

[@christiangomesv]

4:05 do nada o cara mandou um tom Jobim

[@RCStormOrb]

Your videos are all super high quality, you clearly enjoy what you do, so keep it up dude! Thanks for making these videos!

[@arghyasm_exe]

I love this channel so fuckin much. I've already watched all his videos several times over and I'm not stopping anytime soon...

[@Adibal23]

bean man, could you make a guide about how to violate geneva convention in rimworld

[@james_t_huntley33]

You mean his entire channel?

[@russelljames5631]

“Obama Role players” Lmfaoooooo sent me

[@JoaoPedro-zs5hq]

Me: Hears Brazilian song in video Also Me: Visibly Surprised

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

Why? It's the girl from Ipanema, it's a world famous song. Frank Sinatra did a famous cover of it. Step into an elevator or anywhere that plays muzak and 90% of the time they're playing The Girl from ipanema. Hell the main character from my favourite book series is described multiple times as whistling it.

[@JoaoPedro-zs5hq]

​@@tadhgmcelligott3693 First of all, chill and second: I never knew about that and third: many elevators in Brazil don't have music playing (as far as I know if any Brazilian sees this correct me if I'm wrong) and I never intended to offend you in any way.

[@luanalves3435]

ayyyyyyy brbrbr

[@blackpilled_4027]

i was also surprised, i love Brazilian music

[@cucathelink]

João Pedro Man, I have livre in São Paulo since I was born. It’s rare to find music in elevators

[@Davernn]

Cruise missile launcher: also called the MLRS (multi-life-removal system)

[@disastrousdwarf]

"Today we fight with handguns tomorrow we could fight with cRoOsE missiles" Random dude, Just Cause 2

[@nikovbn839]

1:28 - that "shitty SMG" is actually great IRL xD E: Did I hear PvZ music in the background? Fits nicely ^^

[@barehandedbill8070]

OK dude, I watched this yesterday and I loved it so much that I bought the game and all DLC. Your server is my first stop, I hope to see you there!

[@mattd7313]

Ehm the server closed...

[@toothpaste4085]

F

[@deathfire2829]

@@mattd7313 F

[@moin7227]

Big F

[@deathfire2829]

@@moin7227 F

[@Outkast-sv9es]

"Extended subaquatic sleep" LMAO

[@wellingtonzani1280]

4:05 that brazilian Bossa Nova, GREAT TASTE FRIEND, valeu cara

[@tomception47]

This was in my recommended and this is now prob my new fav channel

[@Wafflehouse71]

Same.

[@noskalborg723]

Very nice. I love your commentating/exposition/narration style.

[@deimos39]

Martin deserves more subs, so underrated.

[@dvns1987]

Only found ya channel recently, but definitely give off cracked out RussianBadger vibes

[@stef.w4180]

4:00 i like that meet the spy reference.

[@anabsurdkitten623]

4:05 The fact that he used Girl From Ipanema for this clip has shortened my lifespan by several years due to intense laughing.

[@Kolon01]

when the pvz music hit, i was srsly invested

[@poederkindje2634]

I was looking for this commend. Lol

[@rigel8755]

4:14 when PvZ1 pool stage song came in.. it gave me goosebumps 5:41 aight man... this is enough, i love you already! Pool stage and Ultimate battle are my favorite songs from that damn game...

[@toast7497]

Your server is great due to the fact that I can fly a Cessna with a 120mm cannon

[@nicks2658]

Glad I found ya relatively early, thanks for making videos.

[@ricq]

4:05 lmao EDIT: is that PvZ music? this channel is dope

[@lasanha6328]

if u talking about the name of the music in the timestamp it is "garota de ipanema" its brazilian

[@rigel8755]

@@lasanha6328 later on he plays Pool Stage song from PvZ1.

[@treevis7263]

I CAN HEAR IT IN THE BACKGROUND, AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE “yung fly on the track ____ ____ ____”

[@toastywhiteboy7822]

“There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.”

[@davydthebob291]

Just realized how calm and relaxed these are compared to your newer vids

[@erdnussbier4260]

4:18 omg the PvZ music got me.....

[@jayscoottey]

Fucking hell, I’ve been replaying PvZ and I thought either my phone was glitching and playing the soundtrack or my brain was hallucinating it.

[@happykiwi]

man this makes me want to play this game again. When I get a better computer hopefully i can reliably play this game without crashing every 10 minutes

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

3:50 Scared the living shit out me! Love the PvZ soundtrack though, brings nostalgia.

[@Donbasos14]

Plants vs Zombies in the background, NOICE

[@somedrunkbloke5469]

Wew never been this happy to see you post again

[@navb0tactual]

0:35 Femur Breakers are a welcomed addition 4:16 same with the Plants vs Zombies Theme

[@SourMilk225]

Fun Fact: The amount of minutes he has played this server is 120 days

[@rigel8755]

when this pool stage song from pvz came in, it made my day more than the video already had done...

[@duartecruz5635]

I like the way this man says "very good". It's... Very good.

[@BobsCancer]

Jimbo is proud.

[@MaxieWolfe]

4:04 thanks for the miniscule mention of Brazilian Bossa nova :)

[@sean2798]

This is amazing also big brain avoiding demonitivation

[@kmartin8025]

Awesome video brother! Keep up the great work and stay safe! Much love from Vermont!💯🤘

[@minegamer5680]

There is no such thing as "terrible things when starting an arma 3" What you have is fun epic game with chaos everywhere

[@BlackJackD4v3y]

4:03 Missile: -Bonjour *Garota de Ipanema starts playing*? BEST. MOMENT.

[@jeremydiaz9642]

When you bring DarkRP to ARMA III.

[@redfox7552]

How does this channel only have 100k, this is gold

[@8Delian8]

My recommendation is that you do more game reviews, as they seen to get more traction in general

[@KnoxEmDown]

The music for that cruise missile... Good taste, bro.

[@adriandellatorre2489]

"Ah, se ela soubesse que quando ela passa..." hahahahaha excelente

[@TankerBankerESU]

I've seen this video countless of times but martin Exampling team based structures as "Nothing is more frustrating in this game than dying to some random go-kart bullshit"

[@Samlevine91]

Get this man a Raid Shadow Serpent Man sponsorship right now.

[@aubreyhawkins3540]

i love your style of humor and i love the plants vs zombies music toward the end

[@Legion_]

Wish I could actually run Arma 3 well man

[@williampaabreeves]

i wish arma 3 could run arma 3 well, the engine is shit

[@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946]

wait where do you live? if you're in america or europe geforce now might support your country

[@DivingHawker]

3:47 Her could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be...

[@einszwei9100]

That was the longest ad i've ever seen on youtube, then there wasn't even a video at the end

[@MrAbgeBrandt]

Lmao I was looking for this comment. You're 100% correct.

[@TextualDeviant]

I started the video on 0.25 playback speed accidentally, and I actually thought it was part of the video. He's that fuckin chaotic, like he would troll us like that.

[@dzleeyt]

'me with nearly 10 billion every time the server wipes' "Heavy breathing"

[@MALUquinhaa]

Never saw an youtuber out of Brazil using brazillian musics, haha i like that, good choice of music btw

[@moin7227]

? Isnt he Australian

[@colinothebambino]

took him 7 minutes to get a cruise missile, gotta be a h a c k e r

[@masstv9052]

your vocal cadence combined with your humor, makes for God tier comedy.

[@theslenderfox]

6/10 not enough civilian casualties

[@Drakonian-gz2nq]

Me: *Hears brazilian music in the video* Me to the youtuber: "You got yourself a like"

[@lucasmatias9021]

4:05 Felt so proud of my little country. Knowers will know.

[@garrettledford1147]

Can't wait for 2 years from now when I can say I've been here since 5k at the 1 mil video

[@misterofftopic]

This guy reminds me of Internet Historian

[@kanyegaming5296]

this is a great channel please keep up the amazing work

[@Murasaio]

4:04 BR! yaay "se ela soubesse que quando el-" ((death))

[@Alex.Perry.]

“Become a Seamen” Yes Admiral *Salutes* *Melts into pile of sticky white goo and dissolves into the ocean*

[@Liosbaron]

you win my like with the brazilian music

[@katarinatothova7060]

I don't know what this channel is about I don't know why was this in my recommended but I'm sure as hell gonna join the wasteland server WOOOOO

[@nicheman4455]

You are officially in my top ten youtubers, still deciding whether you'll make it to top 5 but it will take great deliberation

[@prateeksharmakharel7678]

Its been more than a year, whats the verdict?

[@theuselessteammate2097]

TELL US

[@777vp]

Martin always gave me Internet Historian vibes but gaming style. Very cool.

[@BestleyStudios]

I haven't played wasteland for a while but I'm coming back for your server 👌

[@NobleSlicks]

I have never laughed this hard because of Arma before holy crap man never stop making these videos

[@RunnJake]

2:10 ZA WARUDO!

[@terushinomiya]

MUDA DA.

[@skeetthecleet927]

So today we did fight with croose missile

[@PayYourTick]

Absolutely love the server mate but personally think it should be on Stratis until the playerbase grows a bit.

[@desertdesmond6736]

good on you for playing ArmA for 120 days straight.

[@jaco6971]

0:40 name of this epic 60's/70's tune?

[@rasho9393]

Steam Gardens - Super Mario Odyssey

[@jaco6971]

@@rasho9393 Thanks bro!

[@Sassenhaim]

Helikopter helikopter 🤣 That mine field on the airstrip🤔

[@average_titanfall_2_enjoyer]

i am once again begging for the server back

[@meesguyy]

5:18 yung fly on the track

[@AndreSilva-oi5ug]

4:05 why theres a brazilian music here?

[@BlackWolf9988]

Whats the song name?

[@AndreSilva-oi5ug]

@Agros Leite you just ask why i am Brazilian?

[@AndreSilva-oi5ug]

@@BlackWolf9988 Garota de Ipanema

[@AndreSilva-oi5ug]

@Agros Leite putz amigo aí a pergunta é muito filosofica

[@Will-fn2ig]

This is basically arma GTA and I’m completely here for it