Marvel's Spider-Man 2 - Quips, Jokes, funny one-liners and moments

[@DoomNation316]

I can’t believe you skip the “ruh rho” comment spider-Man made after being tackled by the robot dog. It’s something very subtle, but had me dying lmao.

[@darkcobra1418]

I hate that I actually forgot about that one 😂

[@craigjuniormorrison4008]

Yh that one was too good to skip out on😂

[@heryantopecel]

yeah i cant believe it too. You should be a perfect human that cant let a single thing slip aside in the video or making a single mistake in your entire life

[@mokodo813]

Spidey likes Scooby-Doo. He’s got taste 😂

[@camistheman8161]

Yeah

[@shanedesilva242]

10:30"Jonah!My sunshine You ok?"always cracks me up man..😂😂

[@spider-boy5498]

HELP! I'VE BEEN... ABDUCTED!

[@NicoParasite]

"What are you, Vulture's kid?" Cracks me up every time 😂

[@Motherofdragons4780]

Me too, but I'm on my second play through now and it still made me laugh, but it also made me sad.

[@last_chance_1a]

No joke my first time playing I made a remark around the lines of "this that Vulture's kid?" Or something like that and when I heard the joke I thought it was funny that the game read my mind

[@brentandreiii]

That made me laugh too😂😂😂

[@ericle5366]

“I’m fresh out of honey.”😂😂

[@Uknown76]

Gets slammed into wall at mach 5

[@kevinteran5624]

I was on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@DREARBEATS]

​@@kevinteran5624some one explain i dont get the joke

[@ManlyTube]

​@@DREARBEATS The man Peter is talking to is wearing bear pelt and bears notably love honey.

[@Rattrap007]

When i played that bit I had to pause because I was in tears of laughter. Give a bonus to who ever wrote that gag.

[@Colowkey]

I’ll always love Spider-Man cuz he’s the only guy that’ll say a one liner, then get launched a thousand feet through twenty brick walls and come out fine. You could argue some other guys, but Spider-Man is and always will be the best of them

[@ultimatecontagion]

Bro's a GOAT for a reason. 🤷🏾

[@beanik835]

The fact that he lets himself get hit means that in the back of his mind, he knows his jokes can be terrible.

[@austinforgie1069]

0:57-1:20 Best quip in Pete's career as Spider-Man. My favorite 😂

[@ccelite3782]

The pause is what does it for me

[@Schwartzwindhero123]

​@@ccelite3782for me, it's the whisper

[@ccelite3782]

@@Schwartzwindhero123 the pause PLUS the whisper "...I'm fresh out of honey."

[@XFlare17]

​@@ccelite3782add the music cutting out with it, and boom, high quality snark.

[@gleove1]

@@ccelite3782 1:16

[@darkblacke7488]

3:09 the fact that he uses Miles to hit the water tank, it's like one of those slapstick memes XDDD

[@ChunkyKong1311]

“Let’s give Dima something that ISN’T spider-flavoured.” *Casually lowers down towards an unconscious guard*

[@FaysalIsGoated]

1:03 The fact that he actually stopped to hear what Peter had to say makes this even funnier😂

[@thelegendarygitarooman8833]

10:21- 11:13 comedic gold

[@ghostkid252]

Remember kids, when you need to get out of a phone call, do NOT do what Peter did. Switch your phone to airplane mode. Then it'll give the other person a "call dropped" message instead of a "call ended" message.

[@derrickdaniels3955]

Thanks

[@Ayyothatsbrandogaming]

Thank you

[@kataveonevans6224]

How do you know this?....

[@brycekennedy5935]

I laughed so hard during the dialogue where Peter was asking the hunters what Kraven was hunting. I died when he said "clowns. Its clows, isn't it? Good riddence, I say, " but I've had a phobia of clowns practically my entire life, lmao. I was like, "agreeeeed"

[@athroughzdude]

"It's clowns isn't it?" ...Okay but now I kinda wanna see Kraven hunt Joker, like how weird would that be.

[@CherryChrii]

kraven vs the fuckin batman 😭

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

​@@CherryChriiYou mean "The Goddamn Batman?" I'll leave...

[@FallenOne669]

Kraven would be bored out of his mind going after Joker.

[@athroughzdude]

@@FallenOne669 You say that like he wasn't bored out of his mind hunting Scorpion

[@FallenOne669]

@@athroughzdude Oh, he was. But Scorpion at least had some physical strength. What does Joker have that Kraven can't counter as easily as he did Scorpion?

[@nathanielhollas8471]

1:15 Its not even the quip, its the head-tilt that makes it funny

[@dragonballisbest2723]

Relax and be a good proton, stay positive had me dying

[@sedulousproductions2859]

Fr, my favorite quip in the game 😂

[@LizardDoesStuff]

@@sedulousproductions2859 fresh out of honey is a close second for me

[@DoctorWhoKage]

I was surprised that Harry, of all people, didn't get it at first. He's a scientist, for Christ's sake!

[@deathbykonami5487]

Peter's response to the F.R.N.D is so wholesome that it caught me off guard the first time I heard it.

[@Uzumakipavel]

6:32 he said it. He said the thing (kind of)

[@LizardDoesStuff]

YOOOOO

[@garysheldonjr8379]

Bro I didn’t catch that till now and I’ve played the game 3 times now..

[@REaDComicsau]

I loved when Peter and MJ impersonated J Jonah Jameson.

[@Motherofdragons4780]

When was that? I finished the story, but not the side stuff yet. :)

[@LizardDoesStuff]

When

[@TwinWulfies]

...damn, how did Peter make his "you're breaking up" speech sound so legit?

[@RedSsgw]

5:23 the transition 😮

[@harv_ey]

Thankfully I’m not the only one who noticed

[@maazuponvelocity]

0:05 Love that its a reference to the first game

[@supremeseregios6810]

How so exactly?

[@split2961]

@@supremeseregios6810he says the same thing to Fisk when the turrets come out of the pillars

[@ItsKomplicatedMusic]

yeah he's actually said it in combat like 2 more times i love it

[@maazuponvelocity]

@@ItsKomplicatedMusic really? Can you tell me when?

[@ItsKomplicatedMusic]

@@maazuponvelocity when he finds the first hidden hunter base by the bridge and he starts fighting the hunters inside. i don't remember why he said it but i think it was there

[@TheJaredPunch]

6:59-7:02 Again. Love the quips

[@thÆxecutive]

I'm with Harry: "How can you be making jokes at this time?"

[@xavierrivera3407]

“Bro? It’s not that serious. Just relaxe and be a good proton”

[@Pilot231]

@@xavierrivera3407 "Huh?"

[@windknightavenger996]

@@Pilot231 "Stay Positive."

[@matthewcloyd8413]

5:15 That kills me I don't know why

[@DangerNoodlexoxo]

He just throws miles into the water tank 😂😂😂

[@markblackburn7563]

What I love the most about Spider-Man is his quips and great wisecracks. My favorite in this game was definitely the honey comment.

[@eg20238]

3:54 "Never gonna win best in show with that attitude" 😂😂

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

I'd like to think Peter saying, "On your left." is a reference to Captain America.

[@beanik835]

In the DLC of the first Spider-Man game, he does reference Captain America. With the line, “I know a guy with a way cooler shield.”

[@striderx8255]

"Kraven hunts what man fears the most. That's all you need to know" "Oh, so he's hunting failure? Intimacy? Clowns! It's clowns, isn't it?! Good riddance, I say!"

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Cannot wait to see what lines he’ll have for Green Goblin

[@Maheshdalle..]

Jonah my sunshine 🥰

[@terminatort9254]

Why does “Did I just make a friend?” sound like it would also be a Deadpool line?

[@bradleywarren6362]

That honey joke never gets old

[@Growlzagra]

I guess getting bit by a radioactive spider not only gives you several spider powers but also the ability to make quips, jokes and one liners.

[@MrPurrito610]

6:59 A Chef Master Piece *Chefs Kiss* 😂

[@juliustaylor365]

"How bout i smash your face" Proceeds to smash face

[@kevinteran5624]

Whoever wrote this dialog deserves a raise and a promotion 😅

[@AaravKumar-gn9yx]

I am fresh out of honey😭

[@lookout1629]

He's fresh out of honey

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

It's time to kick aft and eat honey, and he's fresh out of honey.

[@AfterTheApocalypse26]

The lines with the bear were fucking hysterical

[@russellschwartz3912]

Fucking love that Yuri is our Spidey.

[@FallenOne669]

He is Spider-Man the same way Mark Hamill is Joker.

[@ijionclifton9148]

​@@FallenOne669 debatable

[@salmannader1762]

Bruh he just yeets miles into the water tank 😂

[@zachinhyrule2351]

The honey quip should have been the first quip in the video

[@M64bros]

7:43 my favorite part 😆

[@M64bros]

6:34 and this part as well 😊

[@carterpIayz_YT]

“I didn’t know there where bears in these woods” I’m fresh out of honey

[@rye7839]

Fresh out of honey has to be the best one

[@Final-Atonement]

1:16 best one

[@Motherofdragons4780]

You forgot, "You just gonna sit in there and play with your pet rock all night?"

[@Gabimaru513]

They knocked it outta the park with these quips💀 “I’m fresh outta honey” is probably my fav

[@andrewleyton6689]

0:17 never mind Looks like Peter saying Oh crap is just because of T rating I thought the symbiote was the reason he dropped it

[@MetroXLR]

They say Humor is a good way to cope during stressful situations. Plus, if Spidey annoys the bad guys enough, it makes it that much easier to beat them.

[@LizardDoesStuff]

True!

[@cunningsmile4166]

Jonah! My sunshine!

[@oblebrun]

0:57

[@KaijuKingTheRisen]

It's perfect, it's all so perfect, that whispering then him getting sent flying out the window.

[@karlsangalang1623]

jacksepticeye is right. Angry Peter really does sound like Angry Matpat

[@theultimatespider-websling3950]

I’m fresh out of honey

[@Saber_Apollo2818]

are we just not gonna talk about that transition at 5:20?!

[@dreadster6997]

"Break in?!, I'll break them."

[@pinedragon5398]

Okay I have been holding this in for like 10 hours Insomniac spider man mentions yoga a lot. What’s up with that?

[@Z3nith-w2o]

In the BR dub he says a line even more funnier: “Calma totó. Gatinha ROBÔ!”

[@Artisan1979]

Does anyone wanna see a PS5 Spider-Man prequel game? You know, like how Peter got started in the insomniac universe?

[@joshuadesousa6668]

I was just saying that!!! Especially with the high school flashback earlier on in the story. That should be the next in between game before Spider Man 3

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

There IS a prequel novel to the first game called "Hostile Takeover". It basically sets up all the shenanigans with Fisk and explains how and why Peter and MJ broke up.

[@Beanskingyt-jv7hj]

Now this is the best spider man

[@Boredrimmed]

The best joke is miles new suit

[@thegames2299]

The best one I think is 1:04

[@Mister-Red]

1:18

[@maneena46]

Peter makes me laugh 😂🤣

[@OfficialVolcano6000YT]

0:04 Reference to the first game!

[@krystalmayes4591]

The Jonah part was funny and beloved newsman my ass more like pain in my ass

[@MrGzillaman]

We, are… VENOM!

[@noelcallio3765]

When I play this game this part was good 1:18

[@elijahbaker781]

Miles could never

[@Jack-kx5em]

I'm fresh out of honey😂😂.

[@krystalmayes4591]

Pete is a funny guy

[@Rowan_Atkinson]

6:01

[@DarthCobalt55]

Where's the Rick roll?

[@Motherofdragons4780]

I guess that doesn't count because it wasn't Spider-Man, it was Harry. It was hilarious though!

[@damianc8586]

Why they removed the quips power😢 I want they back so I can spam all the quips at bad guys .

[@xLeonelll]

"Terrific" 🤣🤣

[@jonathandiaz4997]

2 days ago 😮

[@RIPKobe-ty8us]

1:04, 1:16

[@bashbro1able]

Hot take: I don't find Yuri Lowenthal's Spider-Man to be all that funny. I'd say he's charming, but not funny, and this is a trend I've noticed happening with Spider-Man portrayals within the past decade or so. I don't think it's Yuri's fault either, I think he has the voice acting chops to be a hilarious Spider-Man, but the jokes he's given are pretty subpar imo. These days, writers don't seem to make Spider-Man actually make fun of the villains, his quips usually surmount to him talking mostly to himself in a "relatable and dorky" kind of way, which to be fair Spider-Man has also always done, but he used to shit on his enemies and really make them look like clowns too. I don't get that vibe from the Insomniac Spider-Man though. Just go back and watch the 90s cartoon, Spectacular, and even some of the older games and you'll probably see what I mean. This isn't just with Insomniac Spider-Man though. Tom Holland's Spider-Man, the Ultimate and 2017 cartoons, among other things, all kind of portray Spider-Man as this dorky, relatable little bean nowadays. And some of that is fine, but Spider-Man used to be a savage who didn't take shit from anybody too, and I miss it quite a bit. I guess a character that's been around for as long as he has is bound to change with the times, but still.

[@xnemxre]

lame ahh quips

[@zababy2760]

You must be fun at parties

[@ALegendaryBlueHedge]

If you're saying that, you must think the "did your husband give it to you" joke is comedic genius

[@xnemxre]

@@ALegendaryBlueHedgenah i just grew up on that movie, but real shit, ultimate spiderman (comic) had the most fire quips

[@marlo176]

The first game had better quips

[@bandzinyojaw]

not a single one of these were funny

[@grayless8887]

Fr, the quips in the first game were 100x better, idk how it got so unfunny in this game.

[@propheticmessages1763]

There is one God, who created Heaven and Earth. He made us in His image and likeness. He made us to worship and we chose to rebel against God. As a result we are seperated from God but God didn’t leave us. Instead God sent His one and only Son, His Son is Jesus. He was born of a virgin and lived a life without sin, though He was tempted in every way as we are. He went on the cross and He willingly took our sins past, present and future. Jesus died in my place for my sins, paying my debt to God and purchasing my salvation. Jesus died but He rose on the third day victory over satan, sin, demons and hell. Jesus tells us to share this story of the Good News and there’s a God that lovingly pursues us. Jesus is coming to judge the living and the dead and those who trust in God will forever be with Him in His Kingdom and those who do not will suffer forever in hell...

[@Motherofdragons4780]

So what your saying is... that's what happened to Martin Lee's demons? Mind absolutely blown!!!! 🤯 Hmm... we must've played a different game. I don't recall Jesus in the Spider-Man universe! 🤨 I'm afraid that's not canonically correct! 🤣

[@billandbraden1439]

Oh cool! Are you an ember spreading the prophecy's of the flame? Don't know who jesus is or how he relates to the story. Is he in a side mission?

[@Motherofdragons4780]

@@billandbraden1439if he is, I haven't done it yet!

[@angelusthor251]

Woke Man 2

[@Rowan_Atkinson]

6:21

[@Rowan_Atkinson]

4:56

[@Rowan_Atkinson]

4:57