Who's the Real Villain? (The Donkey Kong Experience)

[@mashed]

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[@fryguy9704]

Is it for a good cause?

[@ianrivers7923]

Emocrush isn't real

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

That's not even a real app

[@ajhawkinsspike5261]

hey dude man vs train 6 is next thursday yes that's right next week!😎

[@fryguy9704]

@@ianrivers7923 Joke. Noun. A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

[@ElixirBlue9]

I love how eggman was just there this whole time listening to donkey kong going completely insane during the ad break

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

Me too

[@hiroxmachina]

Well... He has seen worse

[@SpencerFelix31-390]

@@hiroxmachina he knows how it feels to lose control of himself. hence why he was trying to interrupt but DK caught himself.

[@rickmartinez3268]

Interesting

[@SaturnTubes]

Pretty accurate to Joe Rogan

[@thibautisserant]

I love how calm and attentive Eggman is. It's surprisingly satisfying to listen to.

[@C0ldIron]

He actually does a good job of making his claims sound reasonable.

[@ashlirabid9614]

Agreed.

[@bootleg8720]

well he is a medical doctor after all.

[@paisano6830]

They do a good job portraying him as a genius

[@lazyvoid7107]

Someone hasn't listen to the logs of Sonic Frontiers

[@Snt1_]

Eggman: I protect the citizens of green hilld by puttung them in robots DK: From what? Eggman: Those same robots

[@Yenzear]

Makes Sense. A robot cant hurt you when you´re in this robot ^^

[@mojangstudios9747]

To be fair, he isn't worst than somebody selling guns in that aspect

[@user-unos111]

​@@mojangstudios9747 You mean Eggman is a war profiteer?

[@-X-xxxx-X-]

@@user-unos111 Rings have to be made some how.

[@patrickkirby6580]

….. It’s like guns

[@fryguy9704]

If DK can get a podcast, Bowser can.

[@hallowmallow22]

This would be perfect.

[@carbodude5414]

His audience would be incels who hate women that tell them "no"

[@hybridvenom9]

Fr

[@SephiRockLiveAndRebooted]

That'd be awesome NGL

[@Super64Legend]

FACTS

[@Aflay1]

The weird thing is, Eggman was originally meant to be the hero, but he's embraced being a villain. Even when given the chance to do good, he simply prefers evil. Whether innocuously like in Sonic Boom, or drastically, like in the comics, Eggman is just plain bad.

[@longwlenguyen4214]

Also Eggman was model after the coolest US president Theodore Roosevelt was more ironic since Theodore is an anti-thesis of Eggman.

[@Hunter-human]

The soup is cold and the salad is hot, How’s that even possible!?

[@gabeheartz13saravia97]

Archie Comics or IDW Comics

[@tgatt5759]

​@@Hunter-human what is that from? It sounds so familiar

[@personguy2262]

@@tgatt5759Sonic Boom tv series, its something Eggman said. I believe the episode is Chez Amy?

[@sparkydoodle696]

3:15 if you start the fight it’s not self defense just because you’re now losing

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

Exactly

[@izzyj.1079]

That was indeed the joke, yes

[@isaiahjones1708]

I thought it was funny because he was slow to go insane

[@SpencerFelix31-390]

you ar e right.

[@sparkydoodle696]

@@izzyj.1079 I understood that it was a joke, but I’ve seen too many people say that it is (usually conservatives)

[@d_3634]

3:30 I love the subtle eyebrow movement Eggman has when DK says how he decided not to got to therapy. Like "I don't know if that was the best decision there, but okay"

[@RedX03]

Eggman- “didn’t you punch the moon onto earth

[@legendarycryptid2629]

"Yeah, but that was to kill a giant Tiki that lived in my volcano for some reason and stole my bananas, _and_ the moon went back into the sky afterwards, so no one got hurt."

[@JuanGomez-ke5py]

Eggman did you piss on the moon

[@grapeguy69]

@@JuanGomez-ke5py I was waiting for somebody to comment that

[@elithornton5217]

@@legendarycryptid2629Eggman: *…I see*

[@darkebuddha]

Donkey Kong: "Didn't you piss on the Moon?"

[@Lovehandels]

I love how he didn't question or think about how the wild robotic animals are coming from Robotnik that the normal animals have to be protected from.

[@darthvader473]

Bald Donkey Kong is something I never thought I'd see. 😂

[@shovelslord3988]

Then you should see the episode of the Donkey Kong Country CGI cartoon. We see him bald in a weird way

[@facepwnagewtf]

@@shovelslord3988 As i recall shaving his head deprived him of all his strength and he became super weak.

[@Bakuganluver23]

@@facepwnagewtf not to mention that his HEAD was in the SHAPE of his hair... somehow.

[@thedudewithasanspfp]

​@@facepwnagewtfbro deadass is samson

[@acmeanvil3022]

4:01- "You tried to kill Mario, I tried to kill Sonic. There really is nothing separating the worst thing you've done and the worst thing I've done." Yeah, except I can think of a dozen other worse things you've done, Eggman.

[@blazingsonic]

Wait didn't DK try to kill Mario with a mech? Like the kind of mech Eggman would use.

[@keeburnett1823]

In the comics, he roboticized many of Sonic's friends. He also unleashed the metal virus that almost wiped out the entire mobian race.

[@Skankhunt1412]

Also Eggman pissed on the moon and years after he pissed on the earth.

[@dsdude8441]

​@@blazingsonicyes he did, over a bunch of toys too

[@yayamonday2770]

@@keeburnett1823 and he almost tore apart all of time and space in Sonic Generations

[@bananabolt9098]

Eggman, you are a villain, DK is a villain turned Hero

[@AkaiAzul]

In DK's case, he's a hero because nowadays, he punches second.

[@spencerstrunk6819]

Technically depending on who you ask, DK did nothing wrong because he is the junior to DK senior who was the one that kidnapped Pauline.

[@bananabolt9098]

@spencerstrunk6819 Actually, Modern DK is the grandson of Classic DK (Cranky), but yeah, you are right.

[@spencerstrunk6819]

@@bananabolt9098 That’s what I meant, but thought they were both named DK. Huh, you learn something. His name is also appropriate.

[@bananabolt9098]

@@spencerstrunk6819 True, but the question I want to know is: What became of DK's mom?

[@VentusGamer]

Robotnik: I am still okay being Evil. DK: Yeah and i still love my banana!

[@zdanee]

Oreno Bana wa doko da?! Ba-na-na-na-na!

[@mechajay3358]

2:31 The way Donkey Kong looked when he said "Yeah" kinda implies he enjoyed causing pain.

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

1:19 I love how he pronounces Saw-nic here.

[@Goomba1309]

4:17 DK, my brother in Monkey Christ, didn't you cause the Moon to fall down to Earth with a single punch once?

[@freddysw]

Damn right one punch

[@wuggerbugger2348]

Okay but it was perfectly intact

[@ToyFreddyGaming1987]

It *did* go back to normal afterwards, and I think it may've been to kill some Tiki or smth. So it's a pretty different situation.

[@JoseJimenez-vc7we]

How TF did little Mac in tank his punches...(punch out wii)

[@freddysw]

@@JoseJimenez-vc7we you got a turn with the punch to lesson impact

[@legendarycryptid2629]

Technically, Mario had beef with _Cranky_ first with the barrels, then his son/grandson/great-great-grandson/whatever Nintendo says these days...

[@whale21100]

Mario did respond by kidnapping Cranky and forcing DK Jr to rescue him while simultaneously trying to kill him... so maybe Mario wasn't totally innocent in all this either

[@RacingStripeAV]

Also wasn't Mario a carpenter in that game, not a plumber?

[@guidojacobs2002]

I heard an interesting theory about that. Because gorillas have a lifespan of about 40 years, it's a one generation difference (father/son) between Jumpman and Mario, and a two generation difference (grandfather/grandson) between Cranky and Donkey. So there's probably a retired carpenter in New Donk City.

[@Violent_Wolfen]

The current DK has fought Mario the least and when it does happen it's because a store ran out of a toy he wanted or he broke into a store and stole them.

[@Uncle-Jay]

According to the arcade manuals he was actually Mario's escaped pet, so realistically Mario was the bad guy in Donkey Kong and Jr.

[@Rrodr022]

Hell yes, i hope this is a recurring segment on this channel, this is great!

[@rayyanadaniy5570]

Alright now I’m HOOKED, ready for more of these

[@lmtcpd123]

Same

[@feliciavale4279]

Hm, I'd watch more.

[@EnderStine]

this is amazing love the donkykong podcast

[@SkibidiToilet-ew9qj]

305 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that

[@monsterplay1007]

2:38 That wasn’t his grandpa?(Cranky Kong)

[@superthorc6894]

I Don't think nintendo knows anymore either

[@anonymousmonkey9491]

well it was just a theory

[@DimensionSpawn]

@@anonymousmonkey9491 A game theory?

[@thefool3424]

​@anonymousmonkey9491 No it was a canon fact, although it definitely has been inconsistent.

[@andywap3]

Nope. Cranky is his dad now. Remember the Mario Movie?

[@legendarycryptid2629]

"I worked out my aggression against a -Goomba- Italian-American plumber by traveling my country to maim and disfigure a pirate lizard who stole from me." -Doenkey Kongan

[@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg]

And the I got kidnapped by the same lizard after he somehow didn’t die the first time , only for my, whatever diddy is, to maim the lizard again just to make sure he’s dead for good

[@berniekatzroy]

Surprised he didn't say guinea

[@3liteCasual]

Definitely a more classic slur. But Nintendo never really called anything that.

[@zakirstocks9514]

Bowser should definitely have a Broadcast of his own

[@pikaverse2497]

But with Sliver this time around

[@zakirstocks9514]

@@pikaverse2497 Yeah, Silver should definitely be on *Bowser's Broadcast*

[@gummywormee41]

I imagine Bowers podcast is surprisingly chill

[@victorhurwitz5559]

​@@zakirstocks9514that would be very interesting.

[@sombizoldado8996]

I love when villians give a very logical explanation to their acts

[@e.bsketch3815]

Kinda ironic that DK literally punched the moon down in country return.

[@Someguyfromtheinternet36]

*If Bowser's getting a podcast,i want to see him beat the Bowsette accusations.*

[@ashlirabid9614]

Yes 😂

[@adumbfurry7036]

We know that ain’t happening :3

[@Mario-s5z3o]

@@adumbfurry7036it will and it will happen

[@victorhurwitz5559]

Ooh good idea my guy.

[@gabrielmartin9407]

0:05 Shaved Donkey Kong Is Back & He Will Not Hurt You Again

[@Lucie-ni4oz]

4:09 I’m having some snapcube flashbacks

[@ShiraLiao]

The moon is MOSTLY intact, Sonic is MOSTLY alive. Robotic isn't evil, he's just misunderstood. -(D)

[@darvog7160]

And don't forget , Eggman is a true feminist .That information was written in Sonic Adventure 2 guide book .

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@darvog7160sonic heroes actually

[@Luigi-jr1ji]

These podcast style videos are a breath of fresh air, like a calm before the storm, would love to see a compilation of these for other characters once in awhile. Also EmoCrush sounds hilarious, take my messages, print them, then send a Helicopter to drop them in an active volcano, comedy gold.

[@quixebee8624]

The funniest part about Robotniks logic is the fact there's an AU version of him that actually DOES give animals power armor for their protection.

[@anamericaninamerica6638]

2:45 can you really blame mario? pauline was litteraly screaming for help

[@WildCard203]

Bruh Donkey Kong literally punched the moon onto the earth that one time...

[@chiefblox4000]

I'm really loving these Donkey Kong and Doctor Robotic interactions.

[@seanmaertens8483]

I'm loving this podcast spoof you guys are doing. I hope this becomes a regular segment with more guests going forward!

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

To be fair, DK and Diddy themselves also punched down the moon... briefly

[@krypt0nim]

I totally love that, please keep doing it as a let's say periodical series, with different characters as a guests and donkey+robotnik being the hosts

[@almir-chan9570]

4:19 I think we all get the reference here 💀

[@brandonovalle6499]

No we dont

[@almir-chan9570]

@@brandonovalle6499 It's a Travis the chimp reference, that's the chimpanzee that tore a woman's face off

[@ianrivers7923]

Two things: Didn't Robotnik turn Donkey Kong into a robot last time? And also who was the voiceover off-screen? It doesn't say

[@redstreak9430]

It was supposed to be Diddy Kong

[@ianrivers7923]

@@redstreak9430 No I mean it doesn't say the voice actor

[@redstreak9430]

@@ianrivers7923 ah. Yeah idk why sometimes Mashed leaves out some actors

[@michaelrivera4299]

Prequel

[@StellaFangX]

Neither Robotnik surviving three oversized critters at the end of "Honey I shrunk the Hedehog". Or any other Mashed cartoon in that regard, so I'd simply get with the ride of the week.

[@NoahBridgesSonicLord]

0:59 Yeah Egghead! WHAT is harsh about the environment of Green Hill Zone?

[@NoahBridgesSonicLord]

2:23 DK's hulking out!

[@NoahBridgesSonicLord]

4:08 Snapcube reference.

[@Catman-bn6ss]

Dude keep going with your awesome work man and also make this too like a series. You can have like every villain right now Dr. robotic is my favorite character for now

[@RemnantSoul]

This is legitimately 1000% times more enjoyable than the podcast its spoofing. The Voice actor for Robotnik is ON POINT too. I hate that DK's voice is based off that horrible tv show he had but...as a result... it's also on point due to that making his voice canon. 🤦🏾 I would legitimately watch this week after week. Lmao.

[@Haunted_Hunter]

Genuinely I would listen to this for hours if someone were to make scripts that long. Different villains and such as well.

[@MeGusta444]

1:07 Oh no, i remember that the rings were made of lead. Robotnick only painted them gold to make them look nice

[@Pacboy2775]

Dorkly reference

[@tonybippitykaye]

This has no reason being this genuinely good. Feels like a legit Rogan podcast with video game characters. Also I love the little touch of Donkey Kong wearing headphones but not actually using them

[@VexiaTheHedgehog]

Bro I rlly love this podcast series and the voice acting it's so good 10/10 Edit: And the quality and animation

[@protocetid]

don’t forget the quality of the art and animation

[@chrimsonphantom]

Same talking point between bowser and eggman. Eggman: I don't really see my actions as "evil". Bowser: Look I have a list right here of the things you've done and believe me it's a long list, but I'm not going to judge you for it. Because you got to own it as I have that we're evil. I tried conquering the universe. You enslave an alien race to power a mind control device. You've worked with sonic, I've worked with mario before. If it meant overcoming the greater evil, but I also worked with other villains. *whispers if you betray me or hurt my kids I will end you.* Eggman: what was that. Bowser: Oh that we worked with other villains before and when they try to betray us that no one will ever hear from them again.

[@ashlirabid9614]

🤣

[@Vigriff]

Yeah, I can see this conversation going down.

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

DK has punched the moon out of orbit before

[@justushagenbauer5337]

I never realized how much I needed these two interacting until this series came to be.

[@corpsepatty6730]

Redminus! I just love his style!The way the eyes move!!

[@ivoandonov3058]

Man , this Donkey Kong podcast is amazing , everytime when Teddy comments about something i burst into laughter , thank you Mashed for everything , you all are doing a great job , i hope you continue with the podcast :D

[@deandreconners4415]

Very neat I love it

[@CassiusSharp]

Fun fact: Donkey Kong is actually extremely weak now. In the Donkey Kong animated series it’s shown that if Donkey Kong gets a haircut he loses all his strength and since Kong is bald he has definitely lost a large portion of his strength

[@Bobbytalksaboutstuff]

3:34 “All to mame and disfigure the pirate lizard that stole my bananas.” Bro got the aggression out “in a good way” ?

[@marvelousmadmen832]

I absolutely love the characterization of Robotnick in this video. I can picture him canonically using arguments similar to the ones in this parody to manipulate people into thinking he isn’t the villain.

[@silencedsouledge]

Hilarious video! Thank u for uploading

[@MicaSmash]

Absolutely smashing, as per usual Mashed! I could watch a hundred of these 😂

[@BlueKnight931]

2:06 Haihachi mishima would definitely use that volcano 🌋

[@J2ARCEUS]

But he still dies to kazuya

[@Weeklongwind647]

I would love to see more of this and interviews with more characters!

[@Razu64]

The good times 0:17

[@OrangeBlooDyskull]

Mashed bud this series is a blast !!💥

[@iceywolf1]

I'm not going to lie. If this is what the Joe Rogan podcast is for those who watch it, I think I finally get the appeal.

[@shyguyfalls]

Pls do more of this! These 2 might be my favourite cartoons you have ever done!

[@qwefg3]

Feels more like Eggman deserves the pod cast more than DK as I would love to see him interview/interact with the other villains.

[@Supah_Sayin_Rick]

I gotta say, I am loving this little mini series here not gonna lie

[@austinclements8010]

To be fair, Jumpman beat the ABSOLUTE SHIT out of donkey kong and he barely got away after being ABDUCTED because his son bailed him out

[@geardog24]

I actually wouldn’t mind playing a game where Sonic and Eggman had to work together.

[@Shadowslimegameing]

WHERE BACK FOLKS

[@zechariahcifuentes7002]

@2:50 is like that time young jamie interrupted Joe Rogan 😂😂

[@TheStickCollector]

Glad to see a full video of this. if this doesn't have what the short had, then I will need to find the original part to it.

[@pedrocruz4409]

Keep the DKE going!!! These videos are excellent, bruh!

[@DPedroBoh]

The script and performances are amazing, my god.

[@notearsonlydreams3321]

DK did punch the moon out of orbit that one time tho

[@Giodude95]

Gotta have more of these! This was great!

[@Screen_solar]

Eggman: didn’t you punch the moon out of orbit once?

[@crowsenpai5625]

“I put it back later.”

[@Ferny1415]

I loved that you continued it! Great job!!

[@legendarycryptid2629]

4:12 And according to Iizuka, we just see the other side of the moon these days since it eventually rotated.

[@bewilderbeestie]

The Nintendoverse doesn't have tides --- confirmed! (Which honestly explains quite a lot about the geography.)

[@DeadIris]

What does that have to do with what he said? We're not talking about the Nintendoverse.​@@bewilderbeestie

[@bewilderbeestie]

@@DeadIris Yes, I had the wrong universe. Also, the moon's rotation doesn't have anything to do with tides, so it wouldn't have made sense for the Sonicverse either.

[@BasementDweller_]

Let’s gooooo! So glad we are seeing more of this.

[@darkreflection9087]

I wasn’t expecting a sequel

[@danielkafka5676]

Writing is pretty good, feel like they’re both in character

[@Gamingdebest]

This reminds me of villains pub

[@thequeenvsslime1]

man i need more of this podcast a 1 hour episode

[@albertbecerra]

1:12 aren't those dangerous robot animals robotniks?

[@extraonions]

Nah, you must be thinking of the other guy who builds robots that are controlled by small woodlen animals

[@albertbecerra]

@@extraonions oh, my mistake

[@jf2469]

i hope DK gets another villian gets to this podcast, this so real good!

[@lanevill5918]

DK is Back baby!

[@oswald5086]

Please let this be a recurring series, I love this stuff 🍌❤️

[@kaylagaymon4873]

Donkey Kong went mad and crazy before technical difficulties 🦍🦍🦍😡😡😡🤣🤣🤣

[@duggerdog12]

I freaking love this I can't wait till the next one comes out

[@stepintomymystery]

only podcast i listen to

[@kaibahr-tc7kb]

“Well there’s a lot of dangerous robots there” wonder who put them there

[@BrusDiaz-gz2iz]

Man vs Train 6

[@davidNK-A]

Im so glad we got more of this, man...!

[@KurumiTokisakiNightmareSpirit]

4:20 Not going to lie, i want to see the chimpanzee videos

[@PrinceVegeta732.]

No. You. Dont

[@Lanoman123]

No one mention DK literally spiking the moon towards Earth

[@Ezecool-3105]

2:34 He wasn't the one throwing barrels neither was to Mario, those were Jumpman and Kranky Kong, the old kong, if i'm not wrong

[@PaoEmForma]

Well not in this interpretation of the story

[@truepickle4956]

These are great, love them, keep them coming!

[@JJMcCullough]

I like how DK has a Chicago accent

[@SoulCrusherEx]

Why do I have the urge to watch and listen to more podcasts of DK?

[@theHedgex1]

i really would like to see dr wiley on the podcast soon.

[@angelcrisis44]

To be fair, it would be much harder for eggman to do the whole "go good" thing because DK was allowed to step down as antagonist because we got THE antagonist in the form of Bowser. But Eggman is still THE antagonist of the Sonic universe so the dynamic wouldn't work because... well who would be the next primary antagonist?