Dr. Robotnik: The Donkey Kong Experience (Part 1)

[@mashed]

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[@ajhawkinsspike5261]

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[@evantexier1221]

If it's a real product, I'm in.

[@Bluxjewel-zr5fv]

Next make video Man vs train 6 july 2024 please

[@HuyLe-hs9sq]

😂

[@ajhawkinsspike5261]

hey@@HuyLe-hs9sq dude! why are you laughing!?😎

[@mullerpotgieter]

I mean, it works. The bananas are infinitely spawning, so eating them prevents runaway inflation

[@X88DRAGON]

and the value of everything is based on the constant value of a banana, if you think about it is like "a banana for scale" but aplied to their economy, kinda clever

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

that... actually makes a bit of sense

[@mullerpotgieter]

@@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8 Same principle as orks in 40K using their teeth as currency. They naturally rot away, so the market is always pegged to the number of orks available to trade

[@charge2025]

I mean, them being infinitely respawning would basically make them worthless

[@mullerpotgieter]

@@charge2025 And eating them prevents inflation. Maintaining a baseline of bananas in circulation

[@evantexier1221]

I want to meet the guy who arrived in the Mashed studios one day and said: "What if Donkey Kong was interviewed by Robotnik?"

[@smellerdoggy]

and bald

[@Kartuuse806]

​@@smellerdoggy and joe rogan

[@adelalharbi9286]

no donkey kong is interviewing robotnik

[@freddysw]

@@adelalharbi9286I was just going to say that

[@somerandomchannel3925]

Its more like “What if Donkey Kong was Joe Rogan and made a podcast with Robotnik”

[@gibbralter]

Shaved Donkey Kong is traumatic to see

[@blazingsonic]

Shaved DK is a cursed image.

[@themobidud344]

I thought dk was supposed to be a parody of joe rogan or something

[@mattdarrock666]

Still better than DK with a bald spot

[@colinwedig2552]

Hairless donkey kong is worse, ​@@mattdarrock666

[@thenewguyinred]

Even more traumatic is the lack of his deformed cranium.

[@smugbowkid9919]

All I want now is an in-character comedic podcast with Eggman- freaking *Eggman-* having to play the straight man because everyone else is so nuts it makes him look saner in comparison.

[@SpectroliteDS]

*We need this now.*

[@humorme6132]

Agreed!

[@annehock]

Absolutely.

[@wubproductions9755]

Basically Allans gimmick in smiling friends

[@ThaFashionAssassin]

It’s not eggman it’s Dr. Robotnik Also while we’re at it it’s not Princess Peach it’s Princess Toadstool. Stop dumbing things down for the younger generations 😂

[@fryguy9704]

I’d pay money for a weekly podcast with these two.

[@Lovehandels]

Right?

[@RJ_Skunk]

Same here like the different versions of the Mario star like the star coin and green star would make a great episode of these two.

[@MarioMasterK]

agreed. Like, just in general, these'd be good and chill.

[@Paolo-ec2si]

Money!? I would pay bananas!

[@JumperTV33]

I’d pay bananas!

[@s1lent_night]

His headphones ain't even on his ears

[@Alex169o]

His ass is not listening!!!!!!

[@shardinhand1243]

enchanted headphones... powered by the enchanted bannanas.

[@ManuFortis]

It's fine. The heads empty enough the vibrations from the drivers in the earphones are enough to reverberate through to his eardrums.

[@yinleeboon5997]

Isn't this also how most people "wear" them as decoration?

[@ЮляОчрєтна]

Yes

[@eeveerox4612]

“You use money to pay for food. I’m just cutting out a step.” This realization was so much bigger to me than it had any right to be.

[@theshuman100]

thats just bartering. which is all well and good until you need to barter half a cow and dont know what to do with the other half

[@andercrowley4758]

@@theshuman100 eat it?

[@tripleh327]

you have rediscovered bartering. something that humanity all over the world has evolved away from because it simply don't works in complex societies where people have sectorial jobs and where no family or household is completely self sufficient or with stone age level of tools and items

[@molybdaen11]

​@@theshuman100You trade it for corn or metal.

[@thefattertheratter45]

I mean the Romans used to use salt as currency. The bananas' value obviously come from the fact that they *are* food.

[@geardog24]

So Diddy just stood there while Donkey Kong got roboticized? Some sidekick.

[@Tacom4ster]

seems like he's just done with DK's bullshit

[@capthavic]

​@@Tacom4ster Dixie: "He got turned into a robot?!" Diddy: *long sigh* "Yeah..." -_-

[@alexcerny5881]

Not the first time DK was a robot

[@kaizo4217]

Well based on the shit hes gone through thanks to donkey Kong I'd say he was justified

[@KAMFP]

@@capthavic "Im a metal head a metal head a metal head..."

[@numberonearies4791]

This is genuinely an amazing start to a sonic Mario crossover game. Eggman has roboticized the DK family. Beautiful kick start

[@battman505]

That would be insane. Robotosized bowser next.

[@alannatherson7721]

@@battman505 Nah, Bowser and Eggman are at war with each other with Green Hill and the Mushroom Kingdom caught in the crossfire forcing both are heroes to work together to stop their enemies before the entire galaxy is destroyed.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@alannatherson7721. Eggman vs bowser would go hard, science vs magic, brawn vs brain.

[@legacytag]

I love the touch of adding the fuzz to the mics, the less clean audio makes it feel like a more authentic podcast.

[@Coconut_Prrson]

I fucking love the take of Diddy being a tired straightman to DK

[@Mankey619]

Donkey Kong really does resembles Joe Rogen, and the VA did an awesome impression of him.

[@adelalharbi9286]

joe rogan or donkey kong?

[@Sanbaddy]

@@adelalharbi9286Yes.

[@Sanbaddy]

@@DaladdOSC Nah, if it was he’d be spouting anti LGBTQ stuff and crying about women’s body count.

[@pugofwarbr]

@@DaladdOSC no, its John Cena

[@DaladdOSC]

@@pugofwarbr no its andrew tate

[@kuramamastah5270]

Don't know what's weirder, Eggman communicating as an actual human being or DK Rogan being so chill about economy

[@Vigriff]

They're both equally strange to me.

[@ssc4649]

"Whats above a king?" Doctor robodik smiling smugly instead of saying God was absolutley unheard of levels of funny.

[@molybdaen11]

We still habe great - king. Supreme King. King of kings. And the good old emperor.

[@ianrivers7923]

President above the law

[@killerninja2276]

Wouldn't above king be emperor?

[@monsterplay1007]

3:45 Jokes apart, Metal Donkey Kong would be OP

[@CrazyChris622]

how 'bout.....Metal Kong

[@icarue993]

As shown, not so much. There's only so much mobility the armor would grant you. You'd need less armor, more hydrolics.

[@geofff.3343]

​@@CrazyChris622Klanky Kong.

[@guidojacobs2002]

@@icarue993 Just imagine a room of Metal Donkey Kongs, like Iron Man having all those suits. Armored Donkey, Deep Space Metal Donkey, lightweight Aluminum Donkey, etc.

[@icarue993]

@@guidojacobs2002 But then that's not DK in armor, those are just armored suits. And the issue would be to replicate the strength of DK. If you could do so, there would be no need for DK in the first place. But yes. It would be terrifying.

[@chrimsonphantom]

I feel like a podcast between Robotnik and Bowser would end in a debate on their end goal. Bowser: Wants a sense of fulfillment and support. Marrying peach would give him a life partner and a motherly figure for his kids. He will also go off of free will, as he will not resort to mind control to force peach to marry him. Eggman: wants to build a amusement park, something that he has the funds resources and countless power sources to do. If not that then to conquer the world. In which it will be a debate about blind obedience vs fear and respect. Which both parties have had their share of betrayal.

[@ColdHighway7]

I like this idea. Take this and also have a panel where Ganon, K. Rool, Ridley and Dr. Wily also join them

[@chrimsonphantom]

@@ColdHighway7 Dr willy and eggman would have a bromance. King k rool would be the crazy one to match donkey kong. Ridley would be the menacing one who has the profound thought at the end.

[@kojoattah3987]

And there needs to be a joke where Bowsers 9 kids (the Koopalings + Lord Jr.) to be in the background being loud and Bowser apologizing about it 😂 🙏

[@roboticartist2793]

​@@kojoattah3987 *Bowser and some fellow villains talking when they hear loud talking and crashing in the background* BJ: *muffled* Oops B: Sorry about that guys, that's what happens when you have a lot of kids. G: It is no problem, we understand. Dr. E: Kids will be kids, I know how that feels. K.R: Hatching are always rowdy! R: *UNGODLY SCREECHING*

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@chrimsonphantomtake out the b

[@daehan8227]

Got me thinking about how Eggman would probably win against K Rool regardless if K Rool was under his Scientist persona or not

[@jollter]

Eggman would demolish K-rool. His technology and robot army is aparently enough to rule the entire world. It takes someone on Sonics level of speed and power to put a stop to him. Especially since he's got mecha sonic to help him, and whatever other mercanaries and minions he can get on his side.

[@valiensr1037]

@@Fernandojoojspeed=power. Force is equal to mass times acceleration, so the faster Sonic goes, the more force he produces

[@kojoattah3987]

King K Rool clashed with DK the ape who literally punched the moon outta orbit he had a boxing glove on take that as you will But Eggy can’t even hurt the Kremling king 🐊 👑

[@commodorex]

@@kojoattah3987 Eggman has conquered entire solar systems, torn the very fabrics of reality asunder and created _multiple_ higher-level dimensions he can manipulate on a whim, your Kremling King would make a nice handbag for the Doc.

[@kojoattah3987]

@@commodorex With McGuffins and preexisting beings that he gained control over an unknown timespan offscreen Vs K rool who’s front and center with this big meaty claws ready to make an egg banana split

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

Remember when DK had his head shaved in that CGI Donkey Kong cartoon and it was revealed that his hair was actually his skull?

[@aaronsarchive82]

I hated that.

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

@@aaronsarchive82 me too

[@toopienator]

1:25 is what made me realize Diddy Kong's name did NOT age well 💀💀💀

[@Mysterious_Idol]

Real talk. This is perhaps one of the most well-grounded videos I’ve _ever_ seen from this channel. 😊

[@carbodude5414]

Putting a mech suit on DK is like giving an Iron Man suit to the Hulk (not Banner) You'd just hold him back

[@Kusaragi]

That's kinda the point though? Eggman wants to control that power. Now the podcast will be entirely about Chasing Sonic.

[@kingdinamo2076]

Robotnik (in this video) stated it was an exosuit that could strengthen him. So high base power plus the suit would make him dangerous, for the hedgehog. Robotnik im sure can control DK

[@mazimadu]

Tjis actually makes sense. If the bananas decay, then inflation can't happen. Also, wealth is determined by how much land you have to grow bananas. And they make a great export. Genius!

[@Mamorufumio]

So donkey Kong country is like an orc settlement in warhammer 40k, where the money is all natural degrades over time and easy to get

[@IztacihuatlRobles]

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[@GucciPucciMIH]

[P O T A S S I U M]

[@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct]

​@@GucciPucciMIHKris, GET THE BANANA

[@HorrorBiscuit13]

@@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct get the banana kris GET IT GET IT GET THE BANANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[@ianrivers7923]

I'm concerned about what "get six today" means, is that like taking exactly six of those?

[@Faizal-iz3ch]

​@@HorrorBiscuit13Ha ha, I cant wait to see that meme.

[@austin5259]

The constant "all-natural" leading eventually to the supplement advert is hilarious

[@legendarycryptid2629]

As usual, when it's not Sonic, Robotnik really shows he is the E.G G.M.A.N.

[@cratorcic9362]

He is the walrus?

[@yoda2824]

To be fair, in ancient civilizations wheat, rice, and corn were crop currencies you can eat.

[@LinkEX]

Also to be fair, unlike bananas, grains actually can be stored for years.

[@RollingBobbyJones]

The joke works when you don't think about this.

[@pingedarrowldj9015]

Thiss is such a fun video. I would love to see this be a recurring series where it was a different person every time or even just the two of them talking about different weird aspects of their worlds they live in.

[@spud7234]

3:24 He's a metalhead A metalhead A metalhead A m e t a l h e a d

[@anonymous7024]

2:27 I love Robotnik's frustration here

[@bernighter73]

Donkey Rogan is a cursed combination

[@NulledSeries]

Donkey RoKomg

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@NulledSeriesRonkey Kong-n

[@zztalk646]

2:55: "He has no idea where I'm going with this."

[@Ginja_Ninja_]

“……….excellent”

[@sonicloser23]

People talk about Donky Kong but they never talk about how his discount codes don't work

[@gabrielmartin9407]

0:27 Shaved Donkey Kong Is Not Real, He Cannot Hurt You

[@Khyrberos]

I'm glad I finally found the whole thing; been seeing snippets of it on shorts for weeks.

[@ShadeTavish]

Dude that Donkey Kong is so on point with the old cartoon voice like that impression is so fucking good

[@T_dawg98_aka_the_reviewer44]

I've watched this twice and I wish that mashed makes this into a series Pls hope they do

[@a-aa8539]

Acctualy makes sense to be honest.

[@Ashapeshifter]

2:03 the answer here is easy,they're magic.

[@reverse9167]

But before DK said their all natural

[@Ashapeshifter]

​@@reverse9167all natural magic

[@Ashapeshifter]

All natural magic

[@Multi_Magma]

This is a masterpiece of the best podcast for Dr Eggman and Donkey Kong.

[@OwGash]

Man, everything is amazing about this series. The voice acting, the super realistic animation, the real podcast feeling script

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

Donkey kong boutta be the final boss that sonic destroys in like 5 seconds

[@Sonictheoofhog4]

Fun fact: this is a reference to my sonic 1 animation

[@MarvinPowell1]

Flashgitz has _Elon and Joey_ and now Mashed has _The Donkey Kong Experience._ I kinda want to see Princess Peach as the next guest and have her admit the Bowser kidnappings are all just for show, so they can make money.

[@Aflay1]

I knew I saw this concept somewhere. God, now I kinda wanna see a Flashgitz + Mashed crossover and they just do Joe Rogan jokes.

[@kojoattah3987]

I was wondering what they reminded me of lol Flashgitz is slightly more edgy tho and there’s nothing wrong with that

[@trackmastertheman7801]

3:11 Is that the ROBOTIZATION ray?

[@h2ojr1]

someone read the comics

[@trackmastertheman7801]

@@h2ojr1 it's ok I have, and in the comics and pretty much any iterations, the Robotization ray is a Lazer that turns organic matter, mechanical. And we see that buzz bomber is shooting a green Lazer that slowly turns Donkey Kong into a robot, so yeah I would say that is the ROBOTIZATION RAY.

[@Codj910]

NAW KONG TALKING WITH DIDDY?!?!? 1:28

[@porn72]

diddy part makes me edge

[@cheeseburger1064]

This aged well

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

​@@cheeseburger1064 kinda

[@NoahBridgesSonicLord]

So, Eggman deployed a small Buzz Bomber that turns Donkey Kong into a robot?

[@benpage11]

Yes

[@eotwkdp]

Must’ve been a converter bot that has a very similar design to the bomber but different purpose and size

[@Jameskii]

I love how hes not even wearing the headphones right

[@AtlasTheCatYT]

1:15 why did eggman become a villager for a second there

[@KCDude-sr9cf]

More like a pillager in my opinion.

[@labrynianrebel]

Of course their is a banana bank. That is where you redeem your banana coins for your stored bananas.

[@tzk6452]

"This is bananas" A movie starring Kevin Spacey

[@themobidud344]

Ima need more of these donkey kong podcast doc

[@idontknowanything1203]

I love how robot DK looks like mechani kong from the king Kong movies

[@maksymilianziele28]

Eggman never wastes his time on anyone... unless to get something out of it. Those who know him are certain of that.

[@notabirdboy]

Put… put it back. Put his fur back.

[@RJ061]

I really want more of this. Just two people talking about the details of a fictional world so casually

[@ColdHighway7]

Id would love to see this turn into a regular series

[@occidziggys9496]

What's surprising me the most is Eggman not taking advantage of it and clone banana's and take whatever he wants from the donkey kong franchise

[@alexwilkonski5393]

You should do a whole series on this with different characters that doctor robotic interviews. lol

[@theliato3809]

Eggman denuinly trying to understand the nature of DK Country and its society is something you could make a little show out of.

[@drphot6050]

Donkey Kong: No Diddy!

[@superveggiechannel]

0:14 do bananas 🍌 act as currency for your island?🏝️

[@extraonions]

Come again?

[@maxmusic9659]

​well, instead of collecting coins or rrrrings, you collect bananas, isn't that right?🤨

[@mathisdehert]

Oh yeah, right, it's our money. All natural money

[@alextroyan9979]

All Natural Money! 🌴💵

[@deandreconners4415]

That was fantastic I love it

[@merpmash]

unironically would listen to this podcast

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Same

[@tarrenchiarini7981]

I’ve been waiting a new video from MASHED. Mashed has become a channel of entertainment for KZbinrs alike. Looking forward to the next chapter of There’s something about series and man vs train.

[@katiethefandomgirl4412]

I'd pay for an animated podcast series I'm gonna be honest

[@Fang1st]

We need more Eggman talk shows, love his prospect on the other character's ways of going about things, and their inevitable robotification~

[@Meatmongrel15]

This is the most dorkly feeling mash skit

[@TheMandyTelevision]

Congratulations Mashed! NEW FUNKY MODE (First)

[@Web720]

0:55 money is a commodity, this isn't that absurd, people didn't just use paper currency until recently.

[@cheeseyleaves]

Jim Carrey interviews Seth Rogan

[@CristianMonserrate-wo2rk]

That's true

[@itsatentaquil3152]

I require more of these podcasts

[@ActivelyVacant]

To be fair, food was one of society's earliest forms of currency. But it was usually stuff with a longer shelf life than nanners.

[@WizdaVision]

Soooo…..The Donkey Kong Experience series is coming soon, right? RIGHT?!?!?

[@LithmusEarth]

Thank you Diddy at 2:00 i was about to say, I feel like the answer is, they never go bad because they always get stolen.

[@Kamenuser40]

I would like to see an actual podcast like this

[@PsychoJosh]

What rent? DK lives in a tree hut on a private island shaped like his own head. And have you seen how DK eats? In Donkey Kong Jungle Beat he eats bananas hand over fist, scarfing down hundreds of them in a manner of seconds. They never get the chance to rot.

[@Lemuel928]

Didn’t DK had super strength since Robo-Candy cut his hair?

[@DaCrabMann]

I love all of the jokes abd subtle references like all the rolling of the r's on robotnik and referencing donkey kong country and funky kong as some "deadbeat surfer" and how ypu use his plane

[@Gsizetheanimator2024]

3:19 oh dear

[@PeiceofNick]

I've seen enough of The Joe Rogen Show to confirm this parody is 100% accurate. this is legit how the majority of interviews are the podcast actually go down. Though you guys kinda forgot to have DK mention if Eggman has ever taken whatever the DK Universe equivalent of DMT or Weed would be.

[@jaxs3329]

This was very charming

[@UNoahShow]

This can be a series where he continues to interview Sega and Nintendo characters

[@gljames24]

For people saying it's bartering, it's not. It's actually what's called a commodity currency and was a common system of currency before fiat. Roman Salary and Japanese Rice are good examples.

[@electrobob992]

I could see Robotnik doing this with the heroes of OTHER games. He hates Sonic and his friends, but other heroes from other franchises.... He wouldn't really hate because they are fighting their own villains. "Sure I may be a villain, but I got no beef with you!"

[@VictarisGX]

Is Donkey Kong a cryptobro now?!

[@MortemFalbare]

I kinda want to see a string of interviews or podcasts with Robotnik convincing more characters to become robots to help him fight Sonic.

[@HitTheFloor16]

"Diddy" oh God 😭

[@HanGhost99]

Crazy, the less bananas means it's worth more. Sounds better than printing money non stop, remember the gold standard?

[@itsmeharro]

2:42 dubstep snare

[@onemanturret1641]

A economy based on something you eat means inflation is harder to happen.

[@manoftheusajones5147]

Do Freedom Planet next!

[@mercinary001]

Should of made a joke like, DK: "Have you ever tried PMT?" Dr.R: "Nooo? I'm aware of DMT, what's PMT?" DK: "Yeah, it's like DMT but the main ingredient is potassium" Dr.R: "Are you referring to a banana? -_-" DK: "Oh! So you have tried them!"

[@CarterNelson-l4l]

I want to watch this podcast series.

[@Nurnttoast]

People in old times used to use food as money it was called trading goofy eggman

[@MrMcQueen3271]

Time to wait months for Thomas 6🥶

[@wiIIiamfancyson]

I didn't hear DK say something "was entirely possible"

[@TheOtherDylanArts]

We need more of this

[@thetoondevil]

DK can punch the moon out of orbit. I dont know what kinda damage a roboticized DK can do.

[@WillieMIV]

I need more of the donkey kong experience