Mass Effect 2: Garrus and Shepard and Heat Sinks

Garrus is endearingly awkward and makes a few unintentionally suggestive comments...

[@Crimsonlee2XX]

"A night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing" I can just picture it now, both their pants come off and they're staring at each others junk thinking "What the hell!?!?!"

[@zazakoolaid]

"I like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink" ... Bloody brilliant, Garrus.

[@TheAltoSuperior]

"That metaphor just when somewhere hhhhhorrible..." Oh, it was far from horrible, Garrus...

[@jimbob3332]

The romance with Garrus is one of the best in the game, you see a whole new side to Garrus that you don't see otherwise.

[@0pwaffles]

"Riiight, 'Cause I'm in a great place to optimize firing algorithms right now..." and then Garrus had happy time in the forward battery chamber

[@aranyaphoenix]

It's 11 years later and I'm just glad to know I wasn't the only one who guessed this/had this thought, too! XD

[@FemShepard]

"Now I feel all dirty and clinical"

[@MangaKeri]

Garrus is positively adorable and that's why he wins over Thane XD (Although Thane's not bad... but Garrus has the endearing personality =P) Quite possibly my favorite metaphor in the whole game so far X3

[@ZombieMonkey7]

The Reach The Flexibility And the Heat Sink

[@FlingyRingy]

I love the ending to this.

[@ZLeipzig]

0:08 Garrus: "i'm in the middle of some calibrations..."

[@xx777y]

"i love the last shot before poping the heat sink"= lmao

[@XxAutumnakixX]

Garrus is a freaking boss.

[@eudaimonistic]

BEST WRITING IN A GAME EVER.

[@ABlackGuy55]

I love the pause after the huge unterspecies awkwardnes part

[@radwiimp]

oh sweet jesus, the awkward pauses. Amazing. I think I want to play a female character just to do this. Garrus is awesome lol.

[@rlegend25]

Garrus is one smoooooth talker, one of my favs though

[@SpearM3064]

@Foxxie0kun The "allergic reaction" is overstated. Humans eat dextro molecules on a regular basis (common sugar), and any allergic reaction would be a byproduct of being unable to digest dextro-based proteins (or breaking them down into something that is actually toxic), not from mere contact. Especially when you consider that Shepard is no longer 100% human, it's entirely possible that anything she 'ingests' would simply pass straight through her digestive system without harm.

[@jalejablonsky2396]

I still say it's quite dangerous to ingest whatever he has

[@Mupo3]

Woot!!!! Go Garrus!! Get some!!

[@iscariot90]

...Then our Shepards must be triplets...

[@protestifications]

horrible interspecies awkwardness thing. i cracked at that one :3

[@LadyDeadPooly]

Awww, isn't he cute?! I love Turians!

[@Desiderium]

Has anyone noticed how...SMOOTH Garrus' voice is?

[@sathanasluciferii]

love how femshep backs out slooooowly....

[@onepotatowith]

"I had reach. But she had flexibility."

[@parallelpinkparakeet]

"Horrible inter-species awkwardness thing." XDD Garrus is so pimp.

[@KeiIshiyama]

Garrus is a goddamn smartass, and if he isn't one of the greatest characters in this series, I don't know who receives that honor.

[@sgtpaintbrush]

Not acidic, just may cause allergic reaction of varying degrees.

[@LunaArgentum10]

I love the awkward way he shuts the door.

[@george77772moons]

This shit always makes me laugh...

[@garrusvakarian6012]

*winks*

[@ap0calypse5]

"blowing off steammmmmmmmmmmmm easing tension"

[@0Davy0Jones0]

shepard : hey garus can we talk?? Garus: [ hmm calibrations or talk??calibrations go with calibrations ] [door closes] Garus : [ Oh shit!!!] Yeah......I ve been....

[@Daecoth]

Garrus is such a dork in these scenes but it works for him. XD Sheppard/Garrus FTW

[@Linkforlife199]

So THIS is why it takes Garrus SO long with his callibrations.

[@BrookeM0]

I used to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[@superfreegoat]

interspecies sex? Heavy risk, but the priiiize...

[@merp715]

Garrus pretending to have a fetish for humans? He doesn't need to pretend...

[@v-Lex-v]

The awkward silence kills me every time

[@Str8Edgex24x]

Garrus is such a playa.

[@DarkLordDaishi]

ROFL! "...Wait. that metaphor just somewhere horrible."

[@daishou13]

These two are just the right mix. plz tell me im not the only one that thinks this?

[@MrThimble1234]

goodness me! look at the time i need to go do some more calibrations

[@Desiderium]

LOL her smile

[@shinseitaizen]

So smooth. lol...

[@Heyiya-if]

It's all so much like Tenacious D's 'Friendship Test'.... >_< been through it IRL too. Hooking up with friends is the awkwardest awkwardness that was ever awkward. It's so worth it at lenght tho.

[@Zaya_Nalenthi]

Best line in the game, hands down.

[@Strategiain]

My favourite line in both ME games so far. Made me rofl hard.

[@Silverleaf1st]

I simply love his awkwardness... I think I'm in love x) One word: AWESOMENESS!

[@SpearM3064]

@Popcorn44Ever No... Garrus does -not- have a fetish for humans; that's what he's saying. He's not attracted to Shepard because of the way she looks (human females have those 'funny bumps', after all)... he's attracted to her because of her personality. And because he considers her one of his last REAL friends. (And because he desperately needs to pop his heat sink, LOL!)

[@MrCombineGuy]

2:00 That face is great! :3

[@shynerdylady]

Hahahahahah and she just leaves him there. MEAN :D

[@jimbobfreddiewilson1]

No time for that........ must do calibrations.

[@amyrose45876]

your Shepard looks exactly like my Shepard

[@TheZombieTerrorist]

ha ha ha Garrus and Shepard... intercourse... reminds me of District 9. lol i love this game.

[@italianirishscotish]

How did I get here from MLP:FiM?

[@Rensune]

italianirishscotish Found out How yet?

[@TheSteve285]

2:15 is also funny once you think about it but not as funny as heat sink.

[@Foxxie0kun]

@PoopaPapaPalpatine Why yes, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (As a subset of biology), because I am an expert (Which I know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

[@makotomikami]

Garrus is my fave male for my fem Sheppie, though I wonder how it would've been with Wrex? Maybe Sheppie wouldn't be able to walk anymore XDD as u all remember Garrus said that Krogans haev 4 testikels so I guess they have two-- :O

[@cytorakdemon]

Garrus and Tali, best romance options is ME2

[@abbarkley]

I giggled like a little girl when I saw this the first time. It's cute. But damn if it isn't funny. lol.

[@doommaster956]

twice garrus twice you made think the wrong thing >_< lol XD

[@Popcorn44Ever]

1:30 HE HAS A FETISH FOR HUMANS?! BAHAHA

[@skytop082]

@0pwaffles Firing algorithms optimized, Plan B is a go, *Later that day* Shepard: Okay time to feed my fi-AAAHH GARRUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY FISH TANK!!!!!! *Garrus jumps out of tank and rapes shepard* Garrus: Heat sync released, OH FUCK TORN A LIGAMENT *Flatline*

[@PurpleFuzzySockz95]

XDDDD always makes me laugh. And he's a little slow on things.

[@Galitann]

*poker face*

[@Anglomachian]

I don't know if it's the voice, the compromising metaphors, or that rugged looking scar (mmMM!), possibly all of it and more, but he is my first choice for femShep. Just something about the dextro characters that do it for me.

[@Ganerumo]

Awkward comments are just awesome, like this game.

[@Popcorn44Ever]

@SpearM3064 Whoa...I commented on this like a long time ago. But yeah I understand now. Though its still kind of funny he needed to pop his heat sink xDD

[@SkorpyoTFC]

Why do all the characters mention playing music while having sex? Every last ONE of them.

[@KevLex_RCF]

Geth Do Not Infiltrate

[@coldshoulder14]

Shepard: Only if you wear a condom. :D Garrus: right.... O_O

[@Foxxie0kun]

@coldshoulder14 Considering cross-species fluid contact being possibly lethal between DDNA and CDNA (Dextro and Common DNA respectively) due to massive allergic reactions, I think they'd need more than a contraceptive condom. Possibly a patented interspecies protect and pleasure stimulation wrap? =P

[@greenlava]

Subtle as a brick

[@MichaelCutts7]

Your Fem Shep kinda looks like Treynor

[@MsBess100]

Agreed!

[@DarthSpartan195]

something tells me willam dafoe would make a great garrus in a ME movie

[@elementalistqueen]

What long heads D:

[@Greenturtlmonstr]

BEYOND upsetting ahahaha

[@tigermegz]

LOL

[@TheSugarSniper]

@Krys12Kay *droool*

[@spartandud3]

@Lilreb1860 im not gonna lie to you but i also have a human fetish

[@TheScandinavianOne]

@SkorpyoTFC You don't like to have music on when you're having sex?

[@Alucard9692010]

hahahhahahhahha

[@lurconis666]

Human females have funny bumps that get in the way!

[@TheSugarSniper]

@Krys12Kay *droool* Agreed!!!!!

[@artemis2314]

wtf i dont get it

[@aziandna]

why is this comment marked as spam?

[@TheDOWfan]

Fuck that's creepy

[@eldadmaster]

Sexual harassment 101. Garrus clearly says he's not into humans, but that she's the only friend he has. She uses that emotional dependency to force a sexual relationship. Garrus is Shepard's BFF and I just don't like seeing him being taken advantage in that way.

[@ambskater97]

this is a bad take.