Mass Effect lines I think about at 4am

[@namerucherry]

And there is yet another sequel to this one! Enjoy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXXEeJKljb-GpJo I still have a lot of fun making these.

[@metalrob6713]

Mass Effect is actually a sitcom show disguised as a scifi epic.

[@Spearra]

To quote somebody else: "Mass Effect is a comedy if you play it a certain way".

[@latrafat]

won't compare to DAO though, that shit was party comedy gold

[@strider117aldo9]

​​@@latrafatAny examples from there like that? Lel xd

[@strider117aldo9]

So Yakuza?

[@Aleebi]

@@strider117aldo9 I tried looking things up for you but it made me realize I want to tell you, you should play Dragon Age: Origins haha.

[@JJHeff]

Damn, Tali’s impression is more on point than I ever gave her credit for.

[@paradox_4094]

It was really spot on lol

[@Derek-no8fu]

As an engineer on board a ship myself, I completely agree with her impressions.

[@JeanneCutieJ]

A bestie making fun of the other bestie

[@AssumptionEmpty]

she sounds more like liara than liara sounds like liara

[@gs-se2cb]

0:34 garrus' croaky ass "by the goddess" line is so hilarious to me

[@Dusky477]

I've never heard that one until now and just lost my collective shit XD

[@erifox3626]

I thought it was cute

[@thatcitrusfriend6234]

Fr tho 😭😭

[@gekko8499]

My favorite line will always be "admit it commander, you'll miss me" "Not at this range I won't"

[@AntonioPerez-wf2lf]

I was a paragon until him and brooks locked me in a vault to steal the Normandy. I "killed" brooks first and tried to help the clone, HE DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN. But THAT bitch had to die

[@NebAhoy]

Maintenance to the shuttle bay

[@amz7828]

What scene is that from? Dont remember ever getting this savage line 😂😂 sounds like a more renegade option

[@reggiestockton8166]

​@@amz7828its from the end of the citadel dlc when brooks tries to escape

[@KritoSkywaker]

And if you skip the Renegade Interrupt, one of your squadmembers shoots Brooks. And Wrex says "You're getting slow." 😁

[@deerhead_]

my personal favourite would be one from Kasumi's loyalty mission "Aha!" "Found a sample?" "No, a credit chit!" and the game really gives you ONE credit

[@Blazieth]

I just did that bit last night in my latest playthrough. XD

[@LeadMetal82]

Oooo a penny! 😂

[@swerveable324]

A penny! But was it heads or tails is the important question?

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@MortyLyle]

Even more amusing that not an hour earlier, I opened a laptop and got a thousand credits

[@toyking97]

"This gun doesn't have a thermal clip" tell me you've replayed ME2 obsessively without telling me you've replayed ME2 obsessively

[@corynn.l5146]

Pistol*

[@brookejansen6498]

I'm still waiting for my boyfriend to finish his calibrations...

[@beoweasel]

What I find funny is that Shepard knows what a thermal clip is, despite having been spaced just a month after the Battle of the Citadel. Unless the Alliance military was keen on instituting thermal clip technology immediately afterward, seems kind of weird that Shepard would be aware of how they work, given they were in a coma for two years.

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

@@beoweasel Hey, maybe Shep was educated about thermal clips off screen. Like, you know, during that cutscene on the shuttle to the Normandy, there could be an off screen moment where Jacob and Miranda are like: "Oh, btw, the guns work differently now..."

[@beoweasel]

@@gwendolynsnyder463 Okay, but how does Shepard know what thermal clips are and how they work *before* that? Because they note that the gun they pick up in the medbay when they wake up, doesn't have a thermal clip.

[@bubbles093]

I always love Shepard getting pissed about the clone wanting to get rid of the hamster 😂 “All right…sit tight, little guy. Anyone gives you trouble, go for the eyes.”

[@GreenZinfidel]

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!

[@VigorMortis413]

fun fact if you didnt get the reference from Green here: That's a baldurs gate 1 and 2 reference, I believe!

[@shawnamiller191]

@@VigorMortis413 and Minsc is back in 3

[@madwilliamflint]

DAMMIT! I missed that! That's awesome!

[@1337penguinman]

I forgot Bioware did ME and BG 1 and 2.

[@courier6448]

"Depeneds on the species, Turian" was delivered so fucking raw.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Ice cold 🥶

[@JB-xl2jc]

One of the most brutal comebacks in the whole trilogy. It's even better because the Turians arguably committed genocide themselves (the Salarians developed the genophage but the Turians deployed it). Amazing.

[@dannyyogendra51]

I assume that's after the Noveria mission. Which means the turian counselor jumps on your ass over the rachni whether or not you spare them (I always do.)

[@JB-xl2jc]

@Danny Yogendra yep he complains either way- dooming the galaxy or genocide.

[@ana_d_73]

I love that line. Then my FemShep gets with Garrus

[@lumikera]

Best line will always be: "I will end you." "I will end you painfully" "TELL ME WHO YOU ARE SO I CAN END YOU!"

[@caniscanemeditbully214]

3:36 "My god, is that a Collector?" "Is that some kind of Alien?" Thank you, Shepard. I hadn't noticed! Lmao

[@arondudas6208]

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring."

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

I never realized how dumb of a question that was until now.

[@exploertm8738]

@@TheAwesomeDarkNinja well, Shep might also assume its some kind of a machine or a drone, sentient species usually dont have such weird names. Which is also true in way, ironically.

[@katonnor]

Could have been a costume

[@kursatcanevi]

Shepard: So... how were those noodles? Grunt: A little spicy. Shepard: I love you, Grunt. Grunt: Heh-heh-heh.

[@addy9961]

That one had me dying. Or the super long joker laugh when you say you'll dance with EDI

[@thatlycantomboy]

Jennifer Hale has such a fantastic ability to deliver lines in a way that takes me out instantly

[@Slacker28]

The voice actress is better for a renegade playthrough.

[@RustyC216]

I feel like Femshep fits renegade and Maleshep fits Paragon best

[@rdrrr]

@@RustyC216 I like Mark Meer's flatter affect for Renegade choices. He makes it sound like shooting a Batarian in the face, punching a journalist and shoving a man out of a 30th story window is just a regular ol' Tuesday. Man's got a screw loose.

[@RustyC216]

@@rdrrr Fair enough, he definitely has a great intimidation factor when he delivers those lines

[@Batchall_Accepted]

@@rdrrr This is exactly how it feels to me too, Hales Renegade lines are very cold and sarcastic, Meers sounds like hes a guy who really should be taking this more seriously, hes like idk, a non lighthearted Sterling Archer?

[@LucaoZLM]

Shepherd - "There goes the next shadow broker" Garrus - "Could've sworn he was muttering T'Soni the show time" One of the best

[@flow5tate346]

"Not funny!"

[@trumediamix1]

​@flow5tate346 "Yeah it was." • John Carver, when Isaac Clarke said the same thing about his jokes

[@Sioolol]

- I should go... - Wish I could go... Vibes

[@TryHard-tr8mn]

Tali: "Garrus? But you're with Shepard! Oh, the three of us? Well, hmm..." Ayyyyoooooo

[@zoeyuroboros5739]

i think the best part about that is the delivery of that "Ohhh, the three of us?" she is just. so completely hammered. its hilarious.

[@artac4470]

we were ROBBED

[@cassidywoodliff]

Nothing would have made my bisexual heart happier

[@DonMadruga72]

Oh god no, Garrus is like a brother to me, what a grotesque sight.

[@khaleesireyna731]

Shepard going up to Garrus after hearing that: "Tali'Zorah is down"

[@erinescobar8610]

“I know, you get all the fun.” Still golden

[@RedDrake110]

shame the actual game never made him playable.. he is playable with mods but... for side missions only. He tends to glitch out hard if you pick him for story missons. a comedic 3000-4000~ish pound walking tank who charges headfirst at you... makes garrus's shots easier. also your "figurative son" is also a 3000~ish pound walking tank, who is a total goof. they really do make the fun loving goofy krogan as some of the best squadmates. (other than best bird wingbro and his helmet wife) (Yeah damnit, i barely romanced tali cuz garrus and tali deserve each other, what kind of best bro/boss would I be to NTR garrus?) (numbers are just random ballpark numbers.. i mean 10 ft tall with that much mass)

[@ThatSlowTypingGuy]

Pretty sure I died because I was laughing so hard at that.

[@ben2741]

I identify with Krogan ideology more than I’m comfortable admitting.

[@erinescobar8610]

@@ben2741 Feel like Keegan would respect human history because of how savage it is.

[@thundercrash4775]

​@@RedDrake110 In fairness, if you romance Garrus yourself, the existence of Drunk Tali suggests that she'd be very okay with joining. But I suppose that's what fanfiction is for.

[@Slider93]

"Last guy who trash-talked me was a few kilometers longer than you" - brilliant!

[@DravgonPL]

taller my br0, taller, longer makes it sound like she meant "*something else*" lmao

[@zeehero7280]

@@DravgonPL Reapers have very long robo d...

[@RedDrake110]

I mean... Soverign was 2km tall so...

[@Ender13YT]

I want to give Wrex and Garus 20 minutes to sum up everything that happens in all the mass effects game, in their own words. I will provide props.

[@Blazieth]

The one idea that's always fascinated me. Take Garrus or Wrex, or someone... and sit them down to play through the games. What kind of Shepard do they make? How would they play? Seeing their reaction to stuff, including bits they weren't present for in the real events (or if they're doing this before going through the events themselves) would be neat.

[@BMART1N7]

Someone make an ai video of mass effect characters playing mass effect.

[@Queen_of_Coffee]

Or better yet do an Ember Island Players type thing but have it be from the same people who make the Blasto movies, and everyone’s reacting to their portrayals. Find a way for Garrus and Wrex to get their claws on the script and make edits, and it’s perfect.

[@certified-dre]

10:47 “I’ve had enough of your snide insinuations” “I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions” “I’ve had enough of your tabloid journalism” Shepard had those queued up for these exact moments lmaooo

[@shawnamiller191]

If only Wrex could have seen that headbutt

[@JonathanLundkvist]

1:23 Poor Femshep with the "why does this shit happen to me" and the beer bottle is such a mood.

[@ggt47]

I really her body language most in the 3rd game.

[@JokeCubed]

My favourite is just after you've recruited Archangel in ME 2 and he asks "How do I look?" Femshep can respond with "Hell Garrus, you've always been ugly, a bit of face-paint and nobody'll be able to tell the difference." Also when Shepard is fighting their clone, I think it's Brooks that says "Admit it Shepard, you'll miss me." If you hit the Renegade interrupt, Shepard just says "Not at this range I won't," and shoots her. Both great lines. Also, when Shepard says, "You don't want to be my enemy." I just love the way Garrus says "They have a way of dying." I don't know, maybe it was his straight-laced delivery that makes it so funny for me.

[@ionfalcom1]

either shep can respond with that quip to garrus, do it every run myself.

[@Blazieth]

The way Garrus responds to the quip is great, too. Very good "old friends" kind of response.

[@rosenrot234]

I can't resist that line with Garrus even when I plan to romance him. Just "Cmon lets make him laugh"

[@frostl3d]

5:06 that flabbergasted look from James LMAO

[@rebster6716]

I love how they made him do a slow blink as he processed what was said lmaoooo

[@shiteyanyo1111]

ITS SO GOOD

[@XOTWODFearnot97]

Im glad others noticed 😂

[@fromashes7818]

I've been dying for the last 5 min laughing at this 😂😂😂

[@kiernan5031]

@@XOTWODFearnot97what is the context for this scene😭

[@deanna1554]

STEVE!!!!! I’m alright! you sure That line delivery 😂 he was so gutted one second and the next, yeah cool. He’s fine

[@MorgyBlack]

I think it's Cortez that's screaming for Steve, not Shepard. Still, Shep doesn't sound too worried 😂

[@Ava_McCoy]

​@@MorgyBlack nah his name is Steve Cortez so Shepard screams "Steve!" when the shuttle goes down

[@mlj3347]

If you've got Kaidan in the crew and Cortez dies, Kaidan just screams "NOOOOOOOOO/AHHHHHHH" really dramatically :') It's so terrible

[@DrZaius3141]

That's why I avoid playing as ManShep. Jennifer Hale's voice acting is just leagues above.

[@sladewilson6584]

It’s actually a bug. That line is only supposed to play when you date him, but it always plays when he goes down for some reason

[@AimlessSavant]

6:06 "jack is small." I can't tell if Grunt just means her physique, or he literally sees her as smaller because of how far away she is

[@DJET723]

It’s funny for both

[@__vx3]

I feel like you could make an entire comp of characters taking the piss out of Liara lmao

[@pauldog]

First time i heard the line "leave Fargut, now." I had to read the subtitles because that was definitely not what I heard.

[@namerucherry]

when I played this for the first time i instantly thought "is he talking to me??😳"

[@Hillthugsta]

To this day, it's NEVER "Fargut" to me.

[@ladyselin35]

He can be gay its his crackhead im afraid of

[@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051]

Fagot.

[@rdrrr]

Must be related to Fargoth, Morrowind's unluckiest Wood Elf.

[@Kurzykowsko]

I NEVER SAW TALI'S COMMENT ABOUT GARRUS AND SHEPARD AND NOW I'M SHOOOKETH

[@ROrneli]

for someone that has the immune system of a new born she sure does like risky sexual behavior lol

[@hollyleafwell2118]

One line that always butters my bunions was when Jack and Miranda are fighting and Joker informs you about it over the comm, after Shepard says they'll take care of it Joker replies with, "Take pictures!" Gets me all the time

[@xyreniaofcthrayn1195]

Maybe they need to get over it and kiss already...

[@jeremyhire5516]

"we impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. you exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it" and "stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters, the silence is your answer" still give me shivers

[@khaleesireyna731]

Whoever gave Javik that absolutely RAW line was drinking their galaxy-brain juice that day.

[@thehunterjk2521]

I love that Mordin calls Kirrahe a cloaca, which is the scientific term for a lizard’s asshole 😂

[@waterbottle6644]

Pretty sure them salarian fellas have a cloaca too

[@TheLanceUppercut]

I believe Kirrahe says the same thing about Mordin when he sends you an email.

[@Skullhawk13]

No actually a cloaca is a joint genitals and anus. So it combines d!ck and As*hole into one insult.

[@trevorjohnson3357]

My favorite one is still "I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel"

[@fiercetin]

At every store😂😂

[@leoiglesias6855]

Ashley: Damn, i hope i look that good when im your age Wrex: We'll see about that bitch 10:07

[@ernalicornbravo8417]

Jesus this was the best cut possible

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

“Conrad, if you have some kind of weird shrine of me, I’m going to be very upset.” “It’s just a poster with some candles. It’s very tasteful.”

[@s.k.6100]

3:11 was by far the best scene from Citadel DLC

[@Mr_O]

if you romance traynor, the line becomes "My shower is for *winners*"

[@loloice401]

4:53 6:43 hearing Shepard swear is a special kind of funny

[@ggt47]

Angry Shepherd is fun.

[@n543576]

I genuinely think about 7:07 whenever I hear people at my job get TOO into the work and go on and on about us being a "family".

[@RimeyCH]

4:45 Fun Fact: Mark Mere has stated that That line was originally only meant to be used if you romanced Cortez, thats why it seems so overacted. Other lines were recorded for if you didn't romance Cortez or didn't talk to him enough, but most of them are unused.

[@vegas3352]

A mod fixes this

[@joaovinicius3403]

Him overreacting to one of his soldiers dying is understandable. It's the break-necking pace to "you sure" that it's hilarious.

[@hunk-909]

@@joaovinicius3403 absolutely, has to be the funniest moment for me

[@RimeyCH]

@@joaovinicius3403 yes, but hes known Cortez for exactly one game, VS tali and garrus who he doesn't react to nearly as dramatically if they die at any point in the series.

[@kinorris1709]

And Femshepard's "STEVE" is bugged and doesn't play.

[@longliveitachi]

“Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring” 😂one of my favs to use irl convos

[@beoweasel]

2:02 Never thought a Shepard/Garrus/Tali polycule was something I'd so desperately want, but here I am.

[@rafaelhernandezcaldelas4124]

Makes sense, garrus and Tali are the only members that stay with you as companions throughout the 3 games

[@KingInBlack69]

Me too...me too...

[@Skullhawk13]

They hook up if you don’t bang one

[@Lvl1.Sentry]

Only way to enjoy that type of story is through fanfics.

[@TheAtlarchy]

I like how we all collectively agree that femshep is the dominating one and male shep is the paragon... this just fits perfectly!

[@khaleesireyna731]

I always play a paragon fem!Shep tho... then again, I've never played as male!Shep.

[@renegadesofanarchy289]

@@khaleesireyna731It’s kinda weird, Male Renegade sounds kinda goofy and hard to take seriously but Female Renegade is just straight up cold

[@khaleesireyna731]

@renegadesofanarchy289 I definitely see what you mean with the renegade lines from Fem!Shep. I've made a few of those choices as Fem!Shep and her delivery is badass and sometimes ice cold. But she also kills it with the paragon dialogue imo. Her delivery of those lines is the perfect amount of "Let's fuckin' do this and do this right" kind of way. Plus the more paragon dialogue can be a bit more vulnerable at times and she can straight up NAIL those lines (still choke up every time I hear her goodbye to Garrus at the beam... you can almost hear her crying). So, I guess what I'm saying is Fem!Shep supremacy all the way (I'm biased... I mean I'm female irl, so definitely biased). But yeah!

[@renegadesofanarchy289]

@@khaleesireyna731 Very true, also I agree that as paragon she sounds incredibly compassionate and diplomatic. The only downside to playing Fem is that it can be hard to mix and match the Paragon and Renegade lines without seeming like Shepard is like two separate people. But even there there are times where I still do it anyway like at the end of Citadel, “not at this range I won’t.” Actually, now that I mention it, Citadel is probably the only part of the trilogy where I really enjoy playing Renegade, normally I feel like an asshole but there it’s actually fun.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

@@khaleesireyna731 It's definitely not about you being a female, Jennifer Hale is and back then especially was an objectively much better, and crucially much more experienced, voice actor than Mark Meer. That shows. All the time. In all 3 games. In every line. I'm sorry, I don't want to be mean to you Mark Meer, but you quite literally couldn't be in the same universe as Jennifer Hale

[@TheSergio1021]

*Zoom in* "Kick her ass" The first time I experienced this I legitimately cried from laughing so hard

[@robertstaples3256]

One of my all time favorites is "You don't have a grenade launcher, lady. Get lost." The way he says it is just gold. I nearly expire every time. Also, Tali's kinkier than I remember. I had no idea drunk Tali once entertained the idea of having a threesome with Garrus and femshep.

[@impishlyit9780]

As my first two romances, I too entertained that fantasy lmfao

[@shiluk84]

She also has the similar line with maleshep

[@khaleesireyna731]

If Garrus isn't romanced, she says "Why, yes Mr. Vakarian, I COULD use some help with my suit seals". Both are absolute gold.

[@thecupcakemedjay3314]

"Unacceptable" *M8 goes brrrrrrrr*

[@AA-sw5pb]

"I don't suppose you need anything, calibrated? Ok maybe I should stop saying that word, but only if Liara stops saying by the goddess."

[@alessandrott7568]

6:05 That abyssal voice... "Jack is smol".

[@MrOswald]

#0:17: Haha, some of Tali's lines of dialogue are so cool! Thank you for this compilation, I loved it and it brought back many memories :)

[@LouSaydus]

"Sorry, having trouble hearing you. I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line" lol i dont remember that, but thats a great one liner.

[@RealArcalian]

renegade dialogue right after the major paragon decision at the end of ME2.

[@bloodrosereaper2099]

" I've been counting. " " Anything in particular? " " The number of days you lengthened my life. "

[@namerucherry]

I won't lie, thinking about it now.. that line fucked me up so bad, I've never been able to fully recover.

[@zc8211]

When was this line? I remember hearing it but not by who

[@bloodrosereaper2099]

@@zc8211 David from Project Overlord, Mass Effect 2 dlc. The line comes from me3 if you played the dlc and chose to... Nah, I won't spoil.

[@zc8211]

@@bloodrosereaper2099 oh yes I remember it now, thanks.

[@zc8211]

@@bloodrosereaper2099 davids whole story really hit me in a personal way, as someone who has autism and who's family has been less than stellar at times.

[@lirror4910]

Jarvik about Salarians in his cycle. "They ate flies." "They used to lick their eyes."

[@Skullhawk13]

So they used to be more useful?

[@jacklee469]

"you're just a big, stupid jellyfish" deserves some credit

[@K-11609]

1:20 This is the most expressive Shepard's ever been and I love it!

[@Aethgeir]

"It's just a poster with a few candles. It's very tasteful." XD that one always cracks me up!

[@Spartan-ol3sw]

My favorite is when Grunt and Wrex are Just going back and forth saying Shepherd

[@luminozero]

"Do you take pleasure in committing genocide, Shepard?" "Depends on the species, Turian." Love that line. Such a perfect comeback.

[@destroyazoid2060]

Turians be projecting as usual…

[@CarrotsCs]

3:20 me after the gym

[@JB-xl2jc]

I hope the music is blaring too

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

The editing @ 10:07-10:12 is hilariously well done.

[@Eph_Wilson]

"I'll haul Joker's crippled ass out of here." Lol, I've never selected that one, I guess.

[@oivatank]

The first clip looks like it would be part of a sitcom intro. After zapping the guy, she turns to the camera, shrugs with an innocent smile, and the words “starring SHEPARD COMMANDER as COMMANDER SHEPARD” in a groovy yellow font. Edit: and the music is something along the lines of, “🎶it takes a village to save the galaxy🎶”

[@_KCallen]

8:49 just about killed me

[@dorian9699]

the way his face lights up is genuinely adorable

[@Cappuccino_Rabbit]

"Really?🥺"

[@kinghappyspoon]

"STEVE!!!" "I'm alright." "you sure?" 🤣

[@RedGhost-qs5uv]

I love the mass effect trilogy in it's entirety. thank you for this video

[@stone-horntheminotaur515]

Personal favorite that isn't mentioned? "We're off to kick the Collectors right in their daddy bags, that's good enough for me!"

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

you forgot about Wrex's "If we die in here, I'm gonna kill him!" , from ME1. Edit: if someone doesn't know, when you go get Liara, and you gotta get outta there ASAP, because the ruin is collapsing, and Joker also has to work under time pressure to get Shepard out in time, Wrex is like "If I die here, I'm gonna kill him!"

[@ShoddyLegion]

This DLC was them making fun of themselves. I love it

[@Comkill117]

“Commander, is this some kind of game to you. Did you call us up just so you could disconnect again?” “You know it.” (Disconnects)

[@RG-zt4ox]

2:02 I’m in two best romances

[@knightofwhale2834]

Turian Councilor: I believe you humans have a saying: "Even a broken clock is right twice a day." Shepard: Here's another one: "Go to hell!"

[@regalcartoon5932]

“It’s so easy to see the galaxy in black and white, but grey? I don’t know what to do with grey.”

[@laziadwobbit5331]

"I never feel okay. Though this drink is changing that" I can relate with Javik so much!

[@lololol924]

Man I've been sleeping on the femshep line delivery. Some of those renegade voice clips are fucking cold.

[@LordCantalo]

5:06 Poor Vega! He did _not_ need to think about that!

[@Keeneye47_Wolfkeen]

He is internally screaming right now xD

[@husamuddinalramaidh8040]

“I’ll relinquish one bullet…” sounds like it should be a John Wayne line.

[@gerdaleta]

The one with Steve killed me like he seriously concerned it seems like I'm fine and then shepherd drops the whole thing just the way he said you sure like anyway moving on i'm sure he's fine

[@knifewife4390]

9:18 KILLED ME. I did the paragon prompt so I never heard Miranda say that 😂

[@dxrgaming9710]

The first thing you think about when you're up at 4 in the morning "your working too hard" 😂

[@thewamp9306]

One of my favorite lines was from ME2's Arrival DLC. A guard named William calls for backup and you shoot him. The backup arrives on the elevator and screams "Williams! No! We were too late!"

[@thatbloomer5642]

I see. So, that's how Garrus first heard of Liara's "by the goddess" line. Must've been loud.

[@hunter_0221]

"I think that's a collector!" "Is that some kind of alien?" 0 IQ moment.

[@yashmore3913]

Started laughing straight away XD

[@cryofpaine]

You missed my favorite in the entire series. It's from ME1, the mission where you go to disarm the nuke probe. One of the renegade responses when you're talking to the hologram of the guy responsible for the trap. I have it as my ring tone. Which has made for some hilarious moments. The best was during a company wide meeting (it was a small company). The CEO was talking, I get a call. So as he's talking, you hear FemShep say: "You assume I give a damn. That's cute." Everyone lost it. 🤣

[@frameddonut1056]

Man, I never played Femshep. She's so good! Think I'll have to do a whole run with her

[@mranthonymills]

I love Mark Meer, but Jennifer Hale is the GOAT.

[@McGriddle69]

The “STEEEEVVEE” line catches me off guard everytime 😂😂

[@CreepyHandedMan]

I like her line to the barrista in Omega even more: "Drink it, or i'll poke your eye out. And another. And another."

[@seeinred]

1:26 Call the fucking space police because this line is a clean cut murder.

[@HesSuperEffective]

Bruh, Jenkins out of context @ 5:54 just got the LOUDEST cackle out of me

[@MALICEM12]

"you're working too hard" will always be a classic. Especially in male Shep's voice. Just something about the simplicity and delivery and old school feel of it.

[@_NazzleDazzle]

Can't wait for what you think of at 5am

[@Topperfalkon]

Did a playthrough of MELE not too long ago. Garrus mocking Liara's "by the goddess" absolutely sent me

[@d0ctorwho_fan637]

2:20 made me laugh harder then it should have. 😂

[@SalmondKeyStudios]

I must have partially watched this. Clicking on it just now loaded up at the part where Grunts asks if anybody has something to eat. Definitely a 4 AM thought.

[@Nosttromo]

1:24 is one of the most badass lines shepard speaks in the entire game

[@fagonfly]

"We land, get the females, and leave before anyone changes their mind." is crazy out of context 😂

[@Lvl1.Sentry]

Shepard just wants some females for herself XD

[@Lycanzoid]

2:51 is how I realized Femshep's VA is also Ashe in Overwatch

[@dalyoung668]

Tali being interested by Sheperd AND garrus? That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen lmao

[@zeehero7280]

I love that working too hard ambush. there are some renegade actions I do even when playing full paragon cuz its practical and also usually non lethal.

[@katonnor]

Even when the renegade interrupt is lethal, if you don't do it you still kill them. The renegade way is just easier

[@catlover2223]

“Need guns! Wait! Have guns! Excellent!” Never change, my guy!

[@maud-n7]

''then i will those both your heads ou of the airlock'' javik : ''finaly''. This one killed me !! never heard it before

[@realhumanbean21]

Writing in that game is so good. Absolutely love that trilogy, though I like Mark Meer’s impression more

[@Terezi813]

“They have flashlight heads, Ma’am”