Mass Effect 3 - Drunk Tali - Relationship Dialogue (Tali Drinks to Miranda)

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[@williamjenkinson9532]

Tequila Se'lai!

[@angelistringfellow]

Ha!

[@williamjenkinson9532]

Don't Ha! Me. You sound like a vorcha.

[@ohnyash]

:D

[@versebuchanan512]

This is the best comment I've ever read

[@EightThreeEight]

Well done.

[@TheBMovie3]

If you dated Miranda she doesn't call her a bitch. That's good attention to detail.

[@cloudgirl150]

"Im have a drink with my boyfriend. My human boyfriend." Awww :)

[@irishspartanstudios]

That was really cute the first time I heard it, and any other time I hear it!

[@willthrash9289]

Tali is life

[@5eBz_]

@@willthrash9289 Tali soon, little over two months from now

[@shotsfiredandmissed9068]

Wait so she has another boyfriend of a different species?

[@eziodelalala1070]

@@shotsfiredandmissed9068 i mean she does bring up the idea of 3some when femshep romance garrus so yea but no she is faithful lolol

[@terrythehobo8998]

The "you sound like a Vorcha" line is funny because Mark Meer voices all of them.

[@darkpheonix3066]

Seriously

[@dakotahsmith8320]

@@darkpheonix3066 he also voiced prazza the member of tails team in mass effect 2 as well as the hanar including blasto.

[@dakotahsmith8320]

@EPloar Div I know he did the volus Niftu Cal which was the volus you encountered during the mission to recruit samara.

[@aelechko]

@@dakotahsmith8320 is that the biotic god?

[@dakotahsmith8320]

@@aelechko yes it is

[@kadajsnightqueen]

I love how Tali's such a careful drunk. "Emer-gen-cy in-duc-tion port." That line alone ranks up there as one of my favorites in the entire game, as well as this entire conversation.

[@Consural]

"You sound like a Vorcha" That's a pretty ironic line since Male Shepard's voice actor also voices the Vorcha in the game.

[@irishspartanstudios]

That might be the joke.

[@ProjectOmega05]

Admit it; you couldn't stop laughing when Tali said "emergency induction port."

[@neon5162]

It’s why we all come here

[@theeatherlash69]

No -- I lost it.. when she REPEATED emergency induction port. xD

[@Dr_Monitor]

EMERGAANCY INDUCSHON POORT.

[@SilverSpectre90]

Acura TL GTLM aahh.... thats a straw Tali

[@irishspartanstudios]

"That's a straw Tali." _- Commander Shepherd, speaking with his drunk girlfriend Tali'Zorah aboard the Normandy SR2. 2186._

[@stevenstice6683]

@@irishspartanstudios Emerrrrgency. Induction. Port.

[@sanromanosqui]

God damn it Tali, can't you last at least 5 minutes without being the best girl?!?

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

No she is can't lol

[@eueueueueueueueueish]

Tali is the best romance evah!

[@Teboski78]

gabriel nappi Na. T'soni is bae.

[@glethyrhornfield1622]

^that robot voice nty ,Tali a besto

[@pablo89gdy]

QU know, Bioware were working really hard on Talis face, to make beatiful reavel, but just before the relase date a virus attacked and destroyed that Data. Instead we got... What we got. Well nothing that good old fashined looking the internet for it... or fanfiction :P

[@Jmb0910]

@@pablo89gdy 2 years after this comment and we finally got it in the legendary edition

[@em.4774]

As a 22 year old I can finally understand what Tali was going through as a drunk

[@DrDemonHarlequin]

Am I the only one who can't help but grin when Tali refers to Shepard as her boyfriend?

[@Nintendofan570]

And Tali is my Quarian Girlfriend, mother would have hated her

[@ty738]

@@Nintendofan570 nah she'd love her 😊

[@syrienangel4137]

@@ty738 Yeah, she would

[@onedepressedgamerm6525]

@@Nintendofan570 it’s gonna be one of those situations where the family likes her and you have an awkward comedy movie with her dad

[@Blowtorch87]

@@onedepressedgamerm6525 but her dad got fragged by geth on the lab ship

[@WraithTDK]

Emerrrgency induction port...

[@elominsha2336]

It's a straw.

[@WraithTDK]

Emerrrgency induction port.

[@genericcow]

What are you doing in ME3 videos? Get back to ME1!!

[@WraithTDK]

At work?

[@genericcow]

Yes. The fact that you see that as a problem is telling.

[@legonakonow]

"turian brandy,triple filtered ,then introduced into the suit through an emergancy induction port "thats a straw,tali" "emergancy induction port" Tali thats a...... (tali pulls out shotgun) "EMERGANCY INDUCTION PORT"

[@TheBskids]

Tali: My father would have hated you Shepard: *(In his head)* Good thing he's dead

[@MistOrWar]

"Its a good news"

[@darkpheonix3066]

Because every fathers don't want theirs little girls to grow up

[@irishspartanstudios]

Omg! That's not funny! Lololololololol! To be honest, I wish he wasn't. It would have been an interesting dynamic. I wish their was at least some sort of path that allowed him to live. However, again, he would have hated Shepherd, so sacrifice money to make money I guess?

[@AlaskanGhost]

When Tali said "My father would have hated you" I thought, we're officially a couple, her father hates me, compared to that the sex is meaningless, great, but meaningless in comparison.

[@dddrrmm]

Just one thing, alcohol is in fact a very strong sanitising agent. Any strong sptirit would be pure enough for quarrians to dink. The times it is filtered only affects the taste.

[@JustLetMeComment80]

"Keelah se-lai" translates to "By the homeworld I hope to see someday", so "The Tequila I hope to see someday" is more accurate.

[@StrickenRecord]

From the moment I got to know her in ME1, I desperately wanted Tali romance-able. Thanks BioWare for ME2..

[@NixxGrimBlood]

"I am having a drink with my boyfriend, my human boyfriend. Ha, my father would have hated you." "Here's to him then." lol i love this. TalixShep

[@Dragonborn93]

Imagine all the quarians who hear her say "bosh'tet" all the time

[@ghostwarrior3878]

Dragonborn93 never understood, what does that mean

[@SentinelAntioch]

Ghost Warrior 38 I think it’s their form of bitch.

[@SasamiTM]

@@ghostwarrior3878 it’s literal translation would be “faulty or broken equipment” or more generally “useless” which to the quarians and their reliance on everyone pulling their weight and everything being useful is a dire insult

[@aquabunny1992]

@@SentinelAntioch I always saw it as bastard. Like when she yells it at one of the admirals during ME2. She said I'm looking for my father you boshtet. Idk, bastard seems more fitting in the way it's used

[@stevenstice6683]

I thought bosh'tet meant bastard/bitch, much like how Lobo would say bastitch over in DC Comics.

[@atticusthegamingllama8302]

Go home Tali

[@adrianovr9735]

Quarians doesn't have home

[@aedanshepard316]

Adrianov Q They do now!

[@ghostwarrior3878]

Sheapard is tali's home she says that at the end of the game

[@MHA-TSBro]

@@ghostwarrior3878 I have a home😪

[@matheusdiefenthaeler5342]

@@MHA-TSBro that almost broke me..... almost xD

[@tonganpineapple8751]

“That’s a straw Tali” I cackle

[@stevenstice6683]

Emerrrrgency. Induction. Port.

[@whateverwhatever4476]

@@stevenstice6683lol

[@Shadowmourne07]

I love Tali. It's so sad its over, but hey, all good things must end right? Keelah Se'lai.

[@someguy2347]

They might not, at least, not in this way. If I continue to DM the files a bit to extract the rigs, I might animate that very long fanfic "You came back to me". A read too good to not be canon. AND. Better yet... Ash misses voicing Tali. I think you know where this goes...

[@LMPGames]

"Nice job, you genetically perfect Cerberus cheerleader bosh'tet." That cracks me up every time. Bosh'tet... I may even start using bosh'tet in actual conversation, I think it shall replace frell (Dargo's favorite word, google for him if you dunno the reference) as my new favorite word.

[@Zoten001]

This had to be one of my favorite moments in ME3. This had me in fits of laughter.

[@CADMTM]

thats a straw, tali.

[@tyrayentali7041]

This will absolutely never get old.

[@Rikalonius]

My human boyfriend. My father would have hated you.

[@WtfAreYouGonnaDo]

boshtet sounds like a russian swear word and she sound russian as well

[@JustShin11]

December well the voice actress is Russian I believe not to mention the quarians themselves have a very nomadic Russian Feel to it if you think about it

[@user-xw5xo3bv1n]

Wut.

[@thesarcasticliberal]

@@JustShin11 They are based on Jews--for example, the Geth are basically the Golem, they were exiled from their home while facing the exact same prejudices and stereotypes (eg. very smart but liars and cheats), and the term "Keela Selai" is an analog in use to the phrase "Am Yisrael Chai" ("the Jewish people still live") with the translation of another common Hebrew phrase which means "next year in Jerusalem;" there are also a ton of buried references that you likely wouldn't catch if you aren't Jewish (e.g. they come from the Tikkun system, which is Hebrew for reconciliation, and the Zorah family is named after the Zohar family, who were famous Jewish mystics associated with the golem story).

[@diesenutss]

(years later but whatever) No, the actress is not Russian, she's Canadian just like most of the voice cast. Bioware is a Canadian game developer. She said she put on a Romanian accent for the first game and it slowly morphed into its own thing

[@Oldsong69]

"Emergency induction port." This has become my new word for straw.

[@emperorskulls]

Tali: Don't "ah" me. You sound like a vorcha. LOL! The irony.

[@Crimsonlee2XX]

LOL! OH GOD!! Tali filling up her helmet with puke wouldn't be a pretty sight XD

[@zackington]

One of the many reasons Tali is the best relationship option.

[@Rytonic69]

I believe I speak for the entirety of the fandom when I make this statement: Drunk Tali is best Tali

[@sithlord115]

Tali was one of my favorite characters I always had her Romance by Shepard in me2 cuz I couldn't imagine Garrus being with her

[@jorgenoble4170]

The only aliens I've met always shot plasma at me and kill billions in the name of their forsaken gods. see world by world burn along with billions of civilians, THEN tell me about how to play nice with aliens. Spartans tend to play rough with aliens.

[@ab0lishICE]

I just LOVE the "Emergency Induction Port...that's a straw, Tali." "Emergency....Induction...Port..."

[@GothKaida]

Shepard: "Tali ?" Tali: "SHEEEPAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD (>.

[@paperbullet1945]

But there's no straw in sight...

[@erichoward1977]

paperbullet1945 lazy developers

[@anthonymoonglade3147]

"It's actually getting a little harder to fit it into the slot..." I love how she almost moans when she says "harder".

[@TheLuxus1987]

I just love the rhyme in "Wanna drink? I'm toasting Miranda. I think".

[@shadeofsound23]

Emerge-NC-induct-shun port.

[@Derterifii]

My Miranda survived, and I was treated to this scene. loved it.

[@ZhaneX24]

You know what I wanted? I wanted an ending with Shepard and Tali living domestically on Rannoch with Legion as an assistance mech. That would've been perfect. ...shame it didn't work out like that...at all...

[@maestrrsantarael6590]

Why? If your Shep survived, then anything is possible.

[@whatthefuck386]

Tali: "It's an emergency induction port." Shepard: "No Tali its a straw, it wont matter if you call it a goddamn reaper dreadnaught, its still a straw." Tali: "oh it does look like a reaper dreadnaught!" Shepard: "Dammit Tali."

[@VelucaSoulCake]

Javik: Shepard, the quarian is intoxicated, throw it out the airlock...

[@TheTomblaster]

Quarian biology very susceptible to alcohol. Recommend more fluids.

[@darthveatay]

call me stupid but isn't dangerous for tali to get drunk

[@williamjenkinson9532]

Yes, it is. I watched a from ashes dlc version of this, and javik tells her that she shouldn't get drunk because of her immune system.

[@Loispealz34]

Take that knowlege, and now do some math. Tali drinks... a LOT of alcohol.

[@DrakRiku1994]

Drunk Tali = best Tali

[@Gilroysmash86]

love how she says her dad would have hated Shep. tis official Tali's a bad, bad girl. (Like I needed another reason to like her!)

[@jetertj]

I love my Tali she been my queen since the beginning. I always love it when she's drunk she sounds so cute.

[@RicoLen1]

Well I'll be damned, there's a typo in the subtitles at 2:32 *Keelah se'lai

[@killerfox13]

You know, theres something kind of sad about dating characters that you know would have hooked up with another character if you don't romance them. it makes it kind of seem like they might have been happier without you. apparently drunk tali makes me melancholy.

[@THENEW6]

Well, I actually never dated Tali again when I learned she ends up with Garrus... kinda didn't want both of them to be alone at the end. Makes a lot more sense to me to date Liara, since Asari hold to the good moments they spent with their loved ones, not their deaths (and yeah, I never choose the Destroy ending :D)

[@ChaosSepher]

My headcanon is that she ends up with Garrus after ME3 anyways. Hell if it were an option I would absolutely tell Garrus "If anything were to happen to me, you take care of Tali."

[@sthephanerousseau1225]

Yeah, because all the great moments spend between Shepard and Tali are worth nothing compared to 30 seconds of Garrus sticking his head on her helmet.

[@podlodialgilap3490]

Garrus is a bro , but Tali's mine sorry. He hooks up with that Turian chick at the casino anyway

[@mrniceguy6632]

@@podlodialgilap3490 W

[@surfertron20000]

Say what you want about the ending, I was in tears at this part!

[@22kingdomheartsfan]

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THIS IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!

[@tekmission6351]

I want to sit in the rave chair...

[@StrickenRecord]

And moments like this are why I do NOT regret romancing Tali, five minute photo manipulation be damned. She's just TOO cute.

[@Mr_Tushy]

"When do we get to stop reacting to our parents and start living for ourselves..." It's been many years and that line has still stuck with me. I always felt and still feel tbh like I'm living the life my parents wanted for me, rather than the life I wanted for myself. I have a great life don't get me wrong, but I often wonder what my life would of been like without their ultimate guidance, makes me wonder if I would of done better or worse. If I had only two words to put on my gravestone, it would probably be: 'What if'

[@KDlala]

"She was such a bitch." I love the way she says that line XD

[@Jinggley]

I'm about 90% sure this is the first time Tali has had a drink.

[@someguy2347]

That "SHEPAAAAARD≈!"

[@irishspartanstudios]

Shepherd: "That's a straw, Tali." Tali: "DID TA F***ING STUTTER!?" (Note: Ta means I.)

[@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

i wanna sit in that chair pod thing next to the bar!

[@trissy2446]

Exactly what I wanted to see because I was romancing Miranda at the time 😂. Tali is amazing

[@culixstar]

if there's ever a time to love tali.....this is it

[@SweRaider1993]

That "Shepard" voiced the vorcha as well? Yea! xD

[@Anonie324]

I am now imagining all his lines spoken in Vorcha. "ME COMMANDER SHEPARD. THIS FAVORITE STORE ON CITADEL, RAAAH!" "THAT FOR THANE, SON OF BITCH!"

[@stevenstice6683]

AAARH! NO LIKE DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS!!!

[@missdarkknight3059]

Lol love Tali she's adorable

[@gabematthews4532]

Best girl I will never forgive the person that made that paragon trap on Rannoch (accidentally chose it had to reload) I mean I thought if the geth didn’t want to fight they might flee and colonize a new world I mean they could’ve said “let the quarians die” to make it more obvious

[@Ir0nF1st924]

2:33, fucking typo. It says "keehal" instead of "keelah"

[@dialhforhero24]

+Ir0nF1st924 I mean...she is a mean drunk

[@Ir0nF1st924]

dialhforhero24 But she didn't mispronounce it.

[@685eric685]

I guess the subtitles were drunk, too.

[@Jay_Tsunami_]

Tali-"Emergency induction port" Shepard-"Tali, that's a straw.."

[@beatricebeathyraneniute2298]

Uh... Keelah se'lai to you too, Tali. ^v^' Cheers!

[@sirgalabadass343]

Tali has the quads to say what were all thinking about Miranda.

[@drhikarisan]

emergency induction port. Thats a straw tali... I about fell out of my chair at that

[@POTATER1228]

Liara, Joker asked me to pass along a message to you, it reads as follows: "Have you embraced eternity lately?"

[@YorkJonhson]

And that's when me and Garrus teleported back to the Normandy after just in time for the Reaper's magic to make it crash!! I think you've had enough to drink Tali...

[@ZombieSlayer918]

Whats even worse is since hes dead more then likely his ghost was around so.....when Shepard gets where ever hes going hes going to meet one pissed off Dad.

[@Chakram]

The hoodie comes with the Collector's Edition.

[@Paeyvn]

From now on I will forever call a straw an Emergency Induction Port.

[@shadowbeast2276]

How are you getting drunk? VEEERY CAREFULLY That's usually the best way. Lol. I love drunk Tali.. she's so adorable, cute, & funny " i might need help with this induction straw, port, you know what i mean" lol

[@TheSonofstark]

i love how she says 'very carefully' after he asks her how she's getting drunk. I'd love to be the lone human at quarian kegger. If they were all like tali, that would be freakin' hilarious.

[@Megadriver]

Don't worry. Shepard helped her with more than the straw... LOL! We just never saw what happened later...

[@DasWolfen]

I couldn't help but wonder, when I first saw this, if the "you sound like a Vorcha" line is in reference to Meer doing their voices aswell as Male Shep's.

[@dunndudebemelol]

Common phrase, it hints to there being something after the reapers

[@sirmatt101]

Damn it! Tali were you drinking again? Shepard fucking told you not to go to a fucking bar!

[@CJ_Roret]

Well if Miranda Survived in the Suicide Mission in Me2, you will have a priority mission on Horizon and if Miranda dies, then head to the Bar on the Normandy after the mission you will see Tali Drunk. Ta Da!

[@TheKidWithTheFace88]

"Emergency induction port" Lol

[@kydo11]

and this is why i romanced with Tali, she is just too adorable!!

[@sixsixrevolver]

you are not the only one who loves tali...you know

[@Blaze28339]

I'm never calling it a straw ever again.

[@curtisthornsberry]

If they did they would probably lay out the blue new york brandy, green asari super wine, and the red krogin surprise. the catch, 16 endings that only change what color of your drunken haze is in and were you wake up.

[@vazzmatazz]

I won't even bother to explain myself to you.

[@GLAD0Sisaspy]

She started Drinking after finishing her copy of Mass effect 3

[@TektonicDragon]

I shudder to think how bad her hangover will be.

[@mljohnson6072]

EIP---Emergency Induction Port....LOL.

[@UrdnotWrex55]

"You sound like a vorcha" Good thing Mark Meer voiced the vorchas :P

[@masseffectfan18]

Don't mess with tali and her emergency induction port

[@sirgalabadass343]

LoL "You sound like a Vorcha" Meer actually did the Vorcha voices.

[@elitesoldier209]

Shepard is like "Not sure if to take advantage or not..."

[@MakoParadise]

Emergency Induction port. Emergency Induction port.

[@anids1988]

that emergency induction port part is so fucking funny :P