Mass Effect 3: Legion is trying to give Garrus calibrating tips

[@Cheesus333]

"Can it wait for a bit, Shepard? I'm in the middle of some calibrations" "Do your calibrations ever actually make a difference?" "Not a single one, but one day I'll prove a robot wrong and everyone on the Internet will love it"

[@tyrongkojy]

Normandy's guns can pinpoint a fly at ten thousand kilometers. Damn right they make a difference....

[@Canadian_Zac]

He Calibrated those things so well they took down the Collector ship in 2 shots

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

You should have said Extranet instead of Internet.

[@danielawesome36]

@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay "Garrus, wasn't the internet something like from a hundred years ago?" "Shh, Commander. Stop talking too loud or the fourth wall will break." *pressing button noises* "...What the hell are you talking about, Garrus?"

[@KopperNeoman]

@danielawesome36 Shepard: Great, EDI just zero-summed. And she was the entire Normandy. Now I have to reload my save. Thanks.

[@xlHawkeyelx]

Javik: "In my cycle, calibrations weren't needed nearly as much as they are in this cycle". Garrus: "Ah, yes, do tell, last surviving Prothean".

[@ZackExplorer28]

+xlHawkeyelx oh burn! you just got burned Javik!^^ burned!

[@Eight1Eight187]

+Zack Wolf-Fox ok red vs blue

[@PeTr0o0L]

Zack Wolf-Fox so did his entire species. Ahahahahaha.. im sorry

[@dr.drakeramoray789]

put some medi-gel on that burn

[@FeinryelRavenclaw]

Can it Donut. Your armour is pink.

[@Anglomachian]

Fun fact: The reason Legion wasn't able to fully upload the Reaper code near the end was because he was still trying to process this.

[@chatterycasque9594]

So Garrus is the cause of Legion's death.

[@BIGESTblade]

Should've asked Garrus to help him calibrate.

[@TheDamnBeast]

"Bitch please" implied.

[@Nickotak]

"Look at the calibrations, now back to me, now back to the calibrations! The calibrations have now increased .43%..."

[@franpe6522]

I understood that reference xD

[@TimmyTheTimeTraveler]

@@franpe6522 if garrus endorsed a turian version of old spice lol.

[@hayleybartek8643]

"I'm on a Mako." Doo do do doot deet doot.

[@lukedelameter7961]

If Garrus is Isaiah Mustafa, does that make Wrex Terry Crews?

[@SHADOWofJUSTiCE]

shut up, painting. check mate. TiMBER...

[@Maria_Magdalene]

Best part of this game is how squadmates talk to each other, it makes it way more realistic

[@AzngameFreak03]

Yeah you just visit them and their in conversation. Then you can press the speak button and bam. Another conversation with Shep. Bioware knew what was up back in the days.

[@segalman]

@@AzngameFreak03 yea it was a huge improvement from me2

[@PrinzKulit]

Can someone tell me does Andromeda do this too? I haven't played it yet, my PC can't handle it. Even though people say the story or the main villain sucks, I refuse to believe bioware lost their edge in rpg games. I mean same with inquisition, bad villain still well recieved and a good tie in for the sequel.

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@PrinzKulit they did, they lost it. Trust me. I grew up with Mass Effect, and I ALWAYS do 100% of EVERY game, but I got bored of Andromeda after about three hours.

[@oxyman10]

@@PrinzKulit I just finished Andromeda, bought a few weeks ago at GameStop for $5. The squad banter is really good especially in the Nomad, and can outright be humorous. The gameplay is solid, especially the combat profiles as you can switch from an Adept to a chain gun wielding Soldier on the fly. However, the story is plagued with shitty writing and cliched enemies and it can get repetitive. It’s worth playing, though it can take up to 100 hours to complete the main story and sidequests. At times it felt like an old school Bioware game, my favorite map was Kadara Port as it had that gritty Taris lower city vibe.

[@janeliu5316]

You know when Garrus' voice gets softer he's setting up for SAVAGERY

[@Henchman.24]

So true. He takes it easy on his victims because he knows they don't have a chance 😅

[@gzapray7203]

Come to think of it, his voice definitely went soft throughout his loyalty mission.

[@x3Darkie]

Reapers invasion. Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[@allopic3764]

Sums up ME3

[@Mis7erSeven]

Garrus: "That's all? You can't squeeze 0,34% out of it?" Legion: "That is not possible." Garrus: "No, it's necessary."

[@spacejesus6581]

Always love a good Interstellar reference

[@diosbatman]

*INTENSE HANS ZIMMER SOUNDTRACK PLAYS*

[@deman182]

fun fact Garrus was still holding back he could have easily gotten those calibrations to .45%

[@Paulunatr]

Garrus: forgive me sensei, I must go all-out Legion: accuracy has risen by a margin of 3.761%. how is this possible? Shepard: he's starting to believe

[@Jdne199311]

@@Paulunatr MATRIX!

[@panyat]

he can even be a god without you doing anything with his god build, he melts brutes and banshees even in insanity.

[@gunzkillr2436]

Bah. He could have gone to .73

[@goblincomic4522]

Garrus have cheat engine on

[@butcherpeter44]

Never fuck with Garrus' calibrations

[@UlysesKnightUlysesgaminginc]

You just DON'T tell Garrus how to calibrate the weapons, you just don't

[@sonea1801]

Why can't he calibrate our weapons? We would be like gods of the battlefield with those guns.

[@UlysesKnightUlysesgaminginc]

Nope, Turians for the win, never trusted geth after the 1st game

[@sonea1801]

Ulyses Knight Yeah, the Geth might literately stab you in the back with spires that turn you into space zombies.

[@UlysesKnightUlysesgaminginc]

True, legion and the prime unit are the only ones I trust

[@UlysesKnightUlysesgaminginc]

Lol, he always likes think of her as a krogan

[@seannyvoices9108]

I love how Legion just asks if it's an emergency so he can learn the tricks like an eager child

[@antonioarredondo9680]

I love how Legion is genuinly impressed with Garru's calibrations, he's so in shock an organic mind went beyond what a machine can do he wants to learn it Legion may have in 1.3 games (he only shows up in the final steps of the game ME2 if you want to save everyone) but he's character dev was probably one of the grandest

[@Synthia17]

All those years and I still can't forgive Bioware for completely ignoring Legion in the citadel dlc, I would love sneaking him in the arcade or something

[@HanithSVK]

@@Synthia17 Okay, but let's be honest... Geth alone in the middle of citadel? 🤣 Even Edi got away only because of Joker lying about her being his support bot(cause that brittle bone disease). If someone knew that Edi is an actual unshackled AI... I doubt that she wouldn't be attacked at least once.

[@Synthia17]

@@HanithSVK Even in me2 the clerk said to your face that geth aren't the boogieman they used to be. If bioware managed to make a clone trying to steal shepards identity in the middle of a galactic war a thing, geth who helped save everyone from collectors, possibly after achieving peace between them and quarians, walking around on the citadel seems to be nothing hard to imagine at all.

[@Mis7erSeven]

@@Synthia17 Just like Thane and Mordin, you couldn't bringt Legion to this DLC because he dies first.

[@gzapray7203]

I wouldn't be surprised if Legion will end up fanboying Garrus too because of that.

[@xycubed]

I guess all that practice in ME2 paid off.

[@ronaldli5]

Literally always stationed inside that room and would shrug you off with "Maybe later? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." when you asked to chat with him. lawl

[@stevenstice6683]

His properly calibrated guns brought down the Collector ship in two shots.

[@AegixDrakan]

This almost makes the 25 plus times I had to hear "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations" totally worth it. XD

[@jacklambert1521]

This is one thing ME3 did SOOOO much better than ME1 and ME2: Squad members actually talking to each other on the Normandy! The ship feels more alive in the third game than it does in the first and second put together.

[@zafelrede4884]

It's especially funny in the first game, where they all sit in the hangar bay, each in their own little corner, like a bunch of introverted autists.

[@TheSMR1969]

​@@zafelrede4884🤣

[@Hawk_of_Battle]

Legion: Telemetry data indicates calibration of Normandys weapon accuracy can be improved by a factor of 0.32% Garrus: Do not quote the deep engineering to me synthetic, I was there when they were calibrated!

[@davidgasiorek4134]

Sure am glad geth are fireproof.

[@joseph86255]

Along with Tyrion Lannister, Garrus is one of my favourite sarcastic characters in fiction.

[@Loispealz34]

don't forget DA:O alistair. And Shale for that matter.

[@joseph86255]

Loispealz34 Haven't played Dragon Age. Sorry.

[@Summon256]

@@Loispealz34 Alistair is not sarcastic and witty! He is an annoying tryhard, who gets irritated everytime he gets roasted by Morrigan! LOL Shale on another hand...now THAT is one cool Golem i must say...but she is more like Edi as a character, than Garrus...closest DA counterpart of Garrus i can think of would be someone Blackwall from DA:I! In DA:O there is nobody that would even remotely resemble Garrus! Oghren is Wrex, Leliana is Liara, Sten is Javik, Alistair is Joker (Fits him way more!), Shale is Edi and Wynne is Chakwas! Morrigan and Zevran in DA:O do not have Mass Effect counterparts, just like Garrus doesn't have DA:O counterparts...James Vega is probably "cocky enough" to pass as Zevran's closest analogue, but that is as far s resemblence to Zevran in Mass Effect universe goes...i can't literally think of anyone else, unless he is not part of Normandy crew, in which case i would say Conrad Verner is the best pick for Zevran and if we go down that route for Dragon Age Origins as well, then Duncan is the best candidate for Garrus! Morrigan on another hand...now that's a tough cookie...really tough...It has to be someone, who knows how to roast people in a vile and teasing way, like those Wendy's roast tweets smugface person, when she doesn't even leave you a room for a decent come back! LOL From what i experienced so far, nobody in ME universe has those traits...that Brooks from Citadel DLC tried her best, but ultimately ended up looking like a tryhard...

[@billcipher9344]

@@Summon256 Alistair not witty or sarcastic. Lmao ok.

[@SuperSportsBro]

I don't geth it

[@dethbreth8]

I geth we'll never know

[@skyston321]

Im not gething anything

[@Oxideist]

I geth you'll never understand

[@phantommangagirl]

We all need to geth over it

[@Kamen-Rider-Nexus]

I...geth this joke's gonna keep on going, huh?

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

0:17 such a smooth talker, lmao!

[@Loispealz34]

I would switch sexes just for garrus.

[@zwiebeldogs]

That voice can melt butter. Holy shit. And me too

[@mesner5x]

"This platform has the ability to detect sarcasm, Garrus Vakarian."

[@andrewgribinenko9305]

But the detector wasn't calibrated well enough. And who has the skill to calibrate....

[@RevolverOcelot1]

One simply doesn't tell Garrus how to calibrate.

[@WillisDCade]

garrus: GOD DAMN IT I BEEN DOING THIS FOR 5 YEARS DON'T TELL ME MY JOB!!!! legion: we're sorry T___T

[@oscardawson4467]

Garrus: I am the one who Calibrates!

[@stevenstice6683]

Tali: Yo, Gatorade me, bosh'tet!

[@AHappyBlackGuy]

One does not simply tell Garrus how to calibrate the Normandy's guns.

[@Umbreongodofhalo]

Garrus is sweg, Garrus is life.

[@dko316]

This game has some of the best if not the best one liners I've ever heard in a game. Say what you will about the ending(s), but playing through and hearing/seeing funny references from the first two games, or just funny stuff in general is totally worth it.

[@perrycarters3113]

I love how you know Garrus feels like Legion is infringing on his role as the group marksman.

[@KopperNeoman]

That's why you play Infiltrator, so Garrus always knows he's not the best shot in the galaxy.

[@Techhunter_Talon]

You know you did good when you make a collective of AI essentially go 'wait... how?'

[@devilthrig]

Legion:how you do that? Garrus: do you know who you're talking to?

[@anonymous9549]

"Why isn't it possible?" "It's just not." "Why not, you stupid bastard?"

[@TheUnknown285]

Telling Garrus how to calibrate is like telling Legion how to dance, telling Harbinger how to assume direct control, or telling Thane how to be a badass.

[@random22026]

Legion is my favourite character but NO ONE can deny the Garrus calibrating skills

[@ArteriusSaren]

"A geth meddling with OUR computers" Soviet Anthem INTENSIFIES

[@johnstewart7362]

I mean, edi might have something to say if he claimed they were his.

[@thatoneguyplays9599]

Rule 1: Dont mess with garrus's calibrations

[@davisbowe8668]

Garrus: I don't need no instructions to know how to calibrate!

[@QuadfishTym]

"This is something I know a thing or two about." You've spent 4 years calibrating and you only know 2 things?

[@VadeaShepard]

I guess all of those, "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations," paid off.

[@themainframe4687]

calibrations are serious business!

[@mulberrym1lk]

Mass Effect 3: Calibration jokes, calibration jokes everywhere.

[@shepardrussell356]

every time I went to see garrus in ME2, he is just“do some calibration” I love all of garrus but this.

[@brentage5000]

If you're in a romance with Garrus at 0:38, I'm a hundred percent sure he winks at you when he says "hold something back"

[@acarter9806]

No one can calibrate better than Garrus. It's just his thing.

[@SunBunz]

PWNED by Garrus.

[@FALG31]

Shepard: "Have you got time to talk?: Garrus: "Hm... can it wait? I'm in the middle of showing Legion some humility."

[@mesner5x]

Garrus, pressing keys while not even looking at the keyboard. Damn he's good.

[@Megadriver]

I'll never doubt Garrus's calibrations again! He is the best weapons calibration expert there is! Now, the cannons will never miss!

[@zeek20004]

Garrus doesn't calibrate to live...he LIVES TO CALIBRATE!!!!

[@Backseatsman1]

Ahh Garrus he was my favorite character all 3 games.

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

I like how Garrus' skills and experience make him better at calibrations than an AI that runs on logic.

[@Skegon]

Shepard was like: "Oooooh no you just didn't, Legion!"

[@C23ofCNC]

Wait... Legion is telling Garrus how to calibrate? OH HELL NO

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

Anything Garrus says is automatically awesome. That's Mass Effect law.

[@NeoAten]

Shepard: You're not upset about the calibrations thing, are you? Legion: We are all ge- you know what, fuck Garrus, he's an ass!

[@RubricCube]

Garrus has been Calibrating things even when he was in the process of being born.

[@0MujaKina0]

WOW! Garrus reach my heart with his flexible voice!

[@viziontrex]

Garrus could probably calibrate an equation divided by 0.

[@DioDinero]

I once challenged Garrus to a calibrations stand-off. I've never lost so utterly at anything in my life.

[@duskthewolf9884]

I love that smart ass remark Garrus gives Legion because in a way he loves to show off

[@SpartanSniper3]

"Don't you go tellin' me my business again!"

[@Leomerya12]

Legion says ".43%". Is this a typo?

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

No. Legion had said that it was not possible to make the Normandy's weapons .34% better. Then Garrus proved him wrong by increasing the effectiveness of the weapons .09% more than Legion said that was possible.

[@builder396]

Actually Legion said anything beyond .32& is impossible, so Garrus exceeded that by .11% actually.

[@Grom76300]

The last quote is just the best of the three games.

[@marvinbonilla3751]

Garrus really had an, oh yeah? Moment with legion

[@FirebonE_88]

Immediately after this scene: Legion: Shepard-Commander, we require your assistance. Shepard: What is it, Legion? Legion: We would like to perform an in-depth analysis of Garrus Vakarian’s brain in order to better understand his knowledge of the Normandy’s weapon accuracy calibration. Shepard: Is that safe? Legion: Yes. The study would be done during the subject’s sleep. The physical impact would be non-existent. Garrus: Wait, what about psychological impact? A Geth examining me during my sleep?! I don’t think this is a… (Paragon interrupt) Shepard: Think about it, Garrus! Legion said there would be no impact and we could learn a lot from this. That is if the results remain classified, right, Legion? Legion: Correct. We will only share the study’s results with Shepard-Commander and Garrus Vakarian. Garrus: Well, alright… But, I need you to tell me all the details you find, Legion. Legion: We will. Later that night: Legion: Shepard-Commander, we require your presence in the War Room. We have data regarding Garrus Vakarian’s knowledge of the Normandy’s weapon accuracy calibration. Shepard: It’s 3 AM, Legion... Couldn’t you wait until morning?! Legion: We fail to understand why you deem sleep more important than this. Tali (mumbling in her sleep): Shepard, did a Geth just… sass you?! Legion: Creator Tali’Zorah, does this unit possess humor? Tali (now awake): No, Legion, you don’t!!! (sigh…) Now, all we need is EDI… EDI: I am here, Tali. However, unlike Legion, my unshackled AI personal heuristics dictate that I should not intervene when organics are sleeping and/or having intimate physical contact. Shepard: Thank you, EDI!!! Legion, I will be with you in 5 minutes. Legion: Understood. Shepard: I’ll be right back, Miss vas Normandy. Tali: Just hurry! The bed is cold without you. A few moments later: Shepard: OK, Legion, what did you find? Legion: Our study gave no significant results. Garrus Vakarian’s knowledge of the Normandy’s weapon accuracy calibration remains unfathomable. Shepard: Great… Thank you for waking me up this early just to tell me this! Anything else? Legion: Yes. In some cases, it appears Garrus Vakarian uses reach in order to compensate for his lack of flexibility. Shepard: What?! EDI: I believe Legion is referring to one particular instance, before fighting the Collectors, when Garrus Vakarian told you about a fight between him and a female Turian, which was followed by intimate physical contact immediately afterwards. Given how sharing such experiences is common between male friends of most organic species, I assume Garrus holds this memory in great esteem and periodically dreams of it. Legion simply found this secondary detail during his analysis. Legion: Correct. Shepard: Wait, how do you… EDI: … know about this? I am the Normandy, Shepard. You should have figured that out by now. Shepard: I should go… Later that day: Shepard: Garrus, do you have time to talk? Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some… (Paragon interrupt) Shepard: I have Legion’s data on you… Garrus: Oh! Well, I suppose those calibrations can wait. What did he find? Shepard: We need to talk this in private. Garrus: Are you OK, Shepard? It’s just the two of us. Shepard: No, it’s not. Trust me! Meet me at the Silver Coast Casino in an hour. I’ll be by the bar…

[@kirashepard5942]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA lol

[@gaminking1934]

This comment is pure gold. 👍

[@adrianvargas1380]

what i loved about reading this is that it actually felt like bioware's writting (+the little story)

[@FirebonE_88]

Thank you!

[@TheDOWfan]

He was calibrating for the whole of Mass Effect 2!

[@predetor911]

Garrus Vakerian the King of Calibrations

[@GrievousFrom]

Garrus is the Shaggy of the Mass Effect universe.

[@avder42]

You know, out of all the characters this series throws at you, Garrus is about the only one I think I'd have a blast getting drunk with.

[@zwiebeldogs]

There has to be a way to make Legion drunk. Like flashing images or something. I'd love to hang with him

[@AlyssMa7rin]

Morinth'd be the greatest One-Night Stand in history!

[@Suntro]

Garrus just turned the tides of the troll.

[@radical9799]

Hes always working on calibrations to one day calibrate the universe

[@unknownfable6219]

And he did it without even looking! Damn Garrus, you scary!

[@SidhantShori]

in the end, when everyones making a break for the beam.

[@KHMDarkness]

Looks like all of that calibration he did in the second game finally paid off.

[@RoyLevan]

Garrus is so good at calibrating that even an AI Consensus can't beat him to it

[@dragonraizen]

Godammit Legion, Garrus was calibrating the Normandy before you knew who Commander Shepard was.

[@Pilcrepus]

Garrus, the master of calibrations... and sarcasm.

[@regalcartoon5932]

It’s not about the calibrations. It’s about sending a message.

[@FluffyNinjaLlama]

lolz Llama family reunited

[@davebowman9000]

Fear not the creature who has calibrated 10 thousand guns once. Fear the creature who has calibrated the same gun 10 thousand times.

[@ChatmakGames]

I should think so, Garrus has been calibrating that fucking gun for three games now.

[@DanteYuy]

He wasn't holding back. Basically, he threw some emergency power into it. Hence the talk of emergency.

[@CaptainSovereign]

"under promise and over preform."

[@sjsharp2007]

yeah she was Garrus spent his time calibrating the Mako in ME 1

[@KiithNaabal]

It seams Garrus callibrations finally paid off!

[@Pluto750]

Legion: This unit's central circitury has been blown.......please try again when proper repairs have been established.

[@finalcon2]

Garrus, Master of calibration

[@abbycopley]

Garrus doesn’t need any tips he’s just too good

[@Android2137]

You know, Legion, if you just came back you could peek over Garrus' shoulder and see how he does it!

[@masterjoseph7]

Garrus is a master calibrator!

[@ConnorKenobi]

Never tell Garrus the odds.

[@Cptigris125]

He's there for a short time

[@zipgret88]

That day they became friends.

[@sc0pl355]

Silly Legion, He should know that Garrus is the MASTER of calibrations.

[@projectpat8807]

One of the reasons I go with Destroy. Garrus just proved Legion wrong. So organics can prove The Catalyst wrong about what will happen if Destroy is picked. The Catalyst said the cycle WILL restart. But it's going off of math/calculations. It's not thinking like an organic. The Catalyst is already proven wrong about Shepard dying if Destroy is picked. They say that Shepard WILL die. But Shepard is able to survive. So if The Catalyst is wrong about that, what else is it wrong about? It doesn't think like an organic. So yeah. I use this as an argument for picking Destroy.

[@AzngameFreak03]

Legion was like aight Ill get off the ship computer... FOR NOW...

[@Peteman]

Looks like Leigon's expectations had to be... recalibrated. YEAAAHHH!!!

[@medhurst4]

@crazyrabbits no kidding you would think the amount of time he puts into those guns they would actually be used more then once (twice if counting me2)

[@NightLordsEnjoyer]

"Girls, if you had to pick..." I think you answered that one yourself.