Mass Effect lines I think about at 3am

[@namerucherry]

The sequel no one really asked for, but I served anyways! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4elaH6MnZWpiNk I'm very happy and grateful for all the love this video got - I'd love to kiss y'all's foreheads, for real. Thank you for all the suggestions too! 💗

[@iksarguards]

Man. My favorite one is when Renegade Shepard sees the clone in her armor and just says "Unacceptable." before immediately opening fire.

[@Funinightmare]

That line would suit so well with HK 47 in KOTOR 2 when he encounters HK 50s

[@wanderdragon1075]

@@Funinightmare “Declaration: Unacceptable!”

[@californiansniper2133]

Lemon grab 😂

[@LiveConcertJunkie]

Especially for mine when the clone had Black Widow, truly unacceptable

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

I usually prefer the renegade lines, but the more light hearted "Well, that's creepy" if you're paragon gets me every time.

[@The-Ent1ty]

"Geth make great stealth troops" "They have flashlight heads"

[@varric]

"Geth don't infiltrate." "Geth don't intentionally infiltrate"

[@Glamuel]

“You can’t just bludgeon your way through bureaucracy!” “I can bludgeon pretty hard.”

[@cjnf11]

I don't need luck, I have AMMO.

[@ArakkoaChronicles]

And then you can totally bludgeon through that bureaucracy and get every important corpo killed.

[@hamsterdoom360]

Hands-down best quote from ME1.

[@ath0lbr0se]

all of these funny quotes then suddenly "I MADE A MISTAKE" and now i'm in tears

[@kennym8016]

Fr😭

[@Canadian_Zac]

I made him a steak!

[@HHopebringer]

@@Canadian_Zac "I %$#*in love steak!"

[@staticradio724]

Press F to pay respects

[@kelborhal2576]

Sweet sweet Mordin you did good kid. You did good ;_;

[@kred792]

the recurring "big stupid jellyfish" lines get me every time

[@acousticmonkey2209]

I love male Sheps reading of it. It's like he is so angry at them.😄

[@BazookaGamingGirl]

@@acousticmonkey2209 it’s especially funny when you think about the fact that Mark Meer also voices the hanar lol

[@acousticmonkey2209]

@@BazookaGamingGirl That’s true.

[@optillian4182]

Large unintelligent cnidarian.

[@donnyyasu2764]

Don't forget the hand chopping gesture

[@_zurr]

Wrex's "Probably debris. Don't have a panic attack. I'll protect you." to GARRUS is underrated but hilarious.

[@firestuka8850]

Wrex is a god of one-liners. The hardcopy joke was legit.

[@samtheeaglescout1490]

Wrex and Garrus are the go-to companions in ME1

[@erifox3626]

@samtheeaglescout1490 I couldn't agree more. Once the two were both available to be squadmates, I had to have them both

[@gzapray7203]

He said that line to Kaidan as well. XD

[@ethanpower381]

"Commander, is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just to cut us off again?" "You know it"

[@KritoSkywaker]

Or the Middle Response "Don't piss me off, and I won't disconnect you." 😂

[@pedrobrazon6610]

"Communications cut commander!"

[@varric]

"This never get old."

[@HanithSVK]

My favorite: "Whoops" 🤣

[@nielharrison7864]

There's a few that will always stand out to me, but Garrus' impersonation of Liara's "By the goddess!" Is probably favorite lol

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

Careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker.

[@agama5538]

Tali: 'I'm trapped, I need help. I'm in a bubble.'

[@agama5538]

@@digitaldeathsquid3448 Could have sworn it was muttering 'T'soni' the whole time.

[@BazookaGamingGirl]

@@agama5538 NOT FUNNY

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

I should definetly take Garrus and Javik on Sur Kesh, and see if both of them say their line about Salarian liver. I could never get along with someone like Javik in RL, but I find Javik's quotes funny. My favourite Javik moment was during the Citadel DLC, when he was the one distracting the guards. "Human! I need your attention!" "What is it?!" "I AM A PROTHEAN!!!"

[@stevenkubrick7231]

I like the scene from the Citidel DLC where Shepard has a mini crisis about how they say "I should go"

[@cjnf11]

"I'm open to feedback here!" One of the best variations here is from Wrex - "I dunno, I thought it's some weird human custom or something".

[@zdr7420]

I had James and Wrex in my party during that cut scene and just hearing James taking the situation so seriously while Shepard and Wrex nonchalantly are not was priceless

[@thatssoderek2188]

You can tell Jennifer Hale had fun recording these lines

[@omster_]

I mean, FemShep almost always sounds so bored of everything to me so I can't tell

[@kahlzun]

femshep is bestshep

[@byeFofiko1]

Every time I hear the male one I'm thinking about how much more expressive femshep is. I just can't being myself to Olay a male shepard

[@NotSettlingForSecondBest]

MaleShep is more expressive and direct, and FemShep is more understated and subtle.

[@3adgamd3r]

@@NotSettlingForSecondBestIdk man, the line when she breaks Kai Langs sword is so much better from Femshep Also all of ME1 is better as Femshep Mark Meer isn’t a bad VA by any means, but Jennifer Hale just blows him out of the water I still play maleshep because Tali is best girl, but I can really appreciate femsheps line delivery more in general I still remember my first Femshep run where I accidentally romanced Garrus in ME2 because I kept to the paragon options 😂 I think Femshep is the better Renegade by far, but they more or less equal out in the Paragon path by the end of the trilogy

[@loloice401]

1:43 the eye squint at “was I?” killed me

[@snagsTS]

Reminds me so much of Alistair 🤣

[@WarlordofGondor]

Wrex: “That’s what I like about you guys; Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times.”

[@CelestialDraconis]

My personal favourite is "We land, get the females, then leave before anyone changes their mind."

[@byeFofiko1]

THE EAY THEY JUST SAY FEMALES THROUGHOUT THAT WHOLE MISSION it all sounds so funny

[@Flufux]

Wow, I did not realise how wrong that line sounds out of context.

[@elliottwatt5297]

“You’re working too hard” and “how about goodbye?” Are some I always pick because those lines hard as fuck

[@agama5538]

Yes to the first, but I skip the interrupt for that second one and go for intimidate. Shep basically tells the Merc to remember how close to death he was that day.

[@joshuahansen7018]

4:21 “THATS RIGHT! You mess with Shepard and you mess with her friends, unless they happen to be climbing a ladder” absolutely dying 😂

[@mjpraetorian4386]

James is underrated

[@shisho_sos8093]

Says that while Shepherd slowly ascending from the ladder XD

[@cozmic42069]

The masochist one is hilarious

[@Petaurista13]

headcanon: they became lovers

[@flamesbaldwin108]

As a guy who dates a Scorpio… that one hit deep

[@JokeCubed]

I like the one where Mordin says "I made a mistake." That's the only time he ever says that. Throughout the whole series he's confident and self-assured, and always composed and in control. To see him lose control like that and admit that he was wrong, really makes you respect him more.

[@ninfreak95]

The Salarians are also very non emotional. To see one show emotion would take extreme levels of feeling.

[@WNShadow814]

I MADE HIM A STEAK!

[@miajanel5921]

Wait, when does he say this? I’ve never gotten this line before

[@Eramiserasmus]

It's more poignant because he almost never uses the word "I." It's a moment of personal responsibility.

[@JokeCubed]

@@miajanel5921 He only says it in ME 3 during the cure genophage mission if you don't tell the Krogan that the Shroud has been sabotaged.

[@DovahFett]

Two lines that I always think about every once in a while are Javik's "stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters." and Leviathan's "tribute does not flow from a dead race."

[@lenazoevoce]

Goosebumps everytime..

[@darthharbison]

I had to stop playing for a few minutes and just sit with that Javik line.

[@PeteTheGrouch]

@@darthharbison Javik is based asf.

[@harmonicpsyche8313]

Leviathan had a lot of banger lines. "...with the mandate to preserve life at any cost" and "We could not protect them from themselves" stuck with me

[@mhc706]

“But… you’re dead” “I got better” Is so badass

[@nitehawk86]

Drazi: "I'm sorry, but we thought you were dead." Sheridan: "I was, but I'm better now."

[@passerby1200]

"Your funeral sister." A good bartender

[@TheSahugani]

The most memorable line for me is the guy lecturing his squad in ME2 i think. Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest S.O.B in space!

[@jessefreitas44]

you are not a cowboy shooting from the hip

[@FanimeSensei]

That shit cracks me up every time! 🤣

[@ericrollin2331]

"...that means you are ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime!"

[@pedrobrazon6610]

"that is why, serviceman Chung, we do not EYEBALL IT! This is a weapon of mass destruction! you are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"

[@darthmocap]

Shepard>Ryder Can’t remember a single specific line from ME:A.

[@diywrites8703]

Ill always remember Garrus and Joker telling bad jokes about Humans and Turians from the other's perspective and then Garrus has a joke about Joker and Joker has a joke about Garrus.

[@Shabongobng]

“What’s a Turian officer do when he runs out of ammo?” “Oh I’ve heard this one. He uses the stick up his ass as a back up weapon.”

[@renny7562]

I'm feeling a distinct lack of "Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring" in this vid, but overall mood AF 🤣

[@pedrobrazon6610]

My favorite saga of all time :) Meanwhile, on Illium: Shepard: "your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey." Garrus: "we can disobey suicidal orders? why wasn't I told?" Tali: "that's about twice a day"

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

Femshep sounds more evil with her renegade deliveries, but maleshep sounds more sarcastic, love them both

[@92jeffs]

"I don't need luck, I have ammo." Is the phrase that made Grunt my favorite

[@christianz2934]

There’s the line in mass effect 1 where you’re making a cure for some of the scientists in Peak 15 in Noveria, and after you’re done, an asari comes in, telling you that’s it’s over, if you have female Shepard, she overreacts with the line, “She’s surrounded by geth, and pointing a gun at us, shoot her!”

[@MoteofVolition]

Also said by male shep if you select the bottom dialogue option 😉

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

My favourite line from ME1: "if we die in here, I'm gonna kill him!"

[@OZTutoh]

Morinth: Dark rhythms, violent pulses. It stirs something primitive in me. What about you? Shephard: You wouldn’t have heard of anything I like. Morinth: You think my taste in music is shallow. Shepard: If you’ve heard of it, it’s already too mainstream for me.

[@thomassweatii622]

That last line got me thinking.....Can we give a quick kudos to the staying power of aspirin? You would think they'd become obsolete given all the medical advancements, but look at them hanging around

[@inde3641]

"I do not know which is worse: the geth or all this sand in my... Never mind". This is definitely my favourite

[@cc0767]

"I got better." is definitely my favourite because yeah what else is there to say

[@robertagren9360]

A Newt?

[@RobotDinosaur]

My favorite is Garrus talking about his time in the military, when he and an officer sparred, “I had reach, she had flexibility, later we met in my room. I…had reach, she had flexibility.” Shepard doesn’t even laugh, he shakes his head with the biggest shit eating grin I’ve ever seen on a video game character

[@RobotDinosaur]

@@savanna9482 That's amazing, and doesn't surprise me at all. My friends said I was an idiot for not playing as a woman and this confirms they were right.

[@staticradio724]

I must have played through this trilogy a million times and i only just noticed that when Shepard delivers the "big stupid jellyfish" line in the 3rd game they do the same weird hand motion they did in the first lol

[@LordCantalo]

That's called punctuation.

[@C00L_DUD31]

"what am i supposed to do break my bones at them?" is pretty great from joker and "I am commander shepard and this is my favorite shop in the citadel" and of course in 3 with the quarian ships "the entire goddam fleet"

[@KemarRaijin]

Joker: "let me get back to work" EDI: "Looking up Asari porn on the extranet does not fall within your job description Mr. Meuro(?)" I forget Joker's last name that edi uses.

[@varric]

@@KemarRaijin Moreau. Like the "The island of Dr. Moreau" movie. Hence the "Island of Dr. Me" joke he made in the DLC Citadel.

[@beretperson]

The way she says "they already have guns, Sheppard", slowly, as if explaining it to a kid. 10/10.

[@TheSorrel]

The Taxi one is even better in the German dub. A Fare meter is called a Taxometer in Germany, so Liara says: "Its a Taxi, it has a Taxometer!"

[@PredaConvoy]

That's a great play on words! Well done to the German Bioware localisation! 😁

[@aileencasey2083]

It's so nice that Mordin made him a steak!

[@Koujujutsu]

Get out. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lord-of-roses6647]

Steaks, Liara. I fucking love steak.

[@serijas737]

"What can I say? I'm a Masochist" - "Oh, I'm a Scorpio! We'll get along great."

[@danielbuggie591]

Hrm, this list has a distinct lack of drunk Tali.

[@Polyvalent]

That's a straw, Tali.

[@Zeitgeist2000]

@@Polyvalent induction straw... port whatever

[@acousticmonkey2209]

If I ever go to a sports event, say football, and the team I'm rooting for is playing badly, I always have an overwhelming urge to shout "They're not going to lie down out of pity like the girl you took to prom!". Jack is my spirit animal 😄

[@Mungotox]

This is awesome and I love all these lines too. Had wished for more drunk Tali. Shuuuuuuuummmm

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

e m e r g e n c y i n d u c t i o n p o r t

[@captainfunktastic2255]

Em *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeer* gency in- *duction* port.

[@willieoelkers5568]

Emergency induction straw. Port. Whatever.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

More personality than the last ten years of AAA titles combined.

[@VioIetteMolotov]

You should play Prey (2017) if you haven't yet. One of the better games that has come out the past 10 years.

[@Tinygreysamurai]

4:02 Wrex is best alien uncle. "It's a man emergency."

[@ben2741]

Krogans are my favorite race, and really, the one I best identify with.

[@LecherousLizard]

My favourite. Shepard: "Wrex." Wrex: "Shepard."

[@cjnf11]

I have been in love with Jennifer Hale since Planescape Torment (where she had TWO roles), but Shepard is her magnum opus, so many lines with this great delivery. I saw an interview with her where she said she herself wanted to do several takes when recording lines for Shepard, just to do the best she could. And she did.

[@ambskater97]

"Can I just point out how weird it is for a hanar to have a mistress?" - Kasumi Goto, ME3

[@NickLupercus]

My favorite will forever be: "There's a REAPER in my way, Wrex!" "I know, you have all the fun."

[@origamicereal7876]

4:21 This line is pretty underrated, I love it.

[@housetraitor4806]

Shep: “Not the answer I was looking for.” Eclipse Guard: “I’ve got nothing more to say to you!” Shep: “How ‘bout Goodbye?”

[@patrickhallett6220]

Let’s be real here, 70% of the lines in this trilogy are gems XD

[@Fawkescarys]

Finally youtube recommended some good stuff

[@googleuser9073]

“emergency induction port” - Ta’li “That’s a straw” - Shepard

[@alexandrasimon7191]

Salarian: we are not friends, we are merely colleagues Human: yeah we've been colleagues for five years, aren't salarian years like dog years?

[@minibrain711]

"dont get a panic attack i'll protect you" that was awfully sweet of wrex to say to garrus lol 😤❤️

[@TrashieBee]

“A couple more and we’re done” killed me 😂 The citadel DLC has some of the best lines though.

[@J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle]

Wrex: "This is why I love you guys! Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 67 times!" (Citadel dlc) Also, the entire conversation when you listen to Liara and her mom and she's roasting her about being "one quarter Krogan" and headbutting people, then Liara yells "I do NOT headbutt people!" and her mom says "Really? Not once? It's in your nature."

[@randomlyentertaining8287]

I only recently realized that Rodriguez saying "I will destroy you." followed by Jack telling her she couldn't destory wet tissue paper is probably a reference to the first game how even the weakest enemies would randomly shout "I will destroy you." despite getting killed with ease.

[@CloudBorne]

Chuckling along and the "I made a MISTAKE!" from Mordin gut punched me outta nowhere.

[@andreaswong8829]

I've never heard the conversation between Shepard and Kirrahe before lmao

[@gt4278]

its 3 am again time for my daily viewing of this video

[@faithnicoleofficial]

The only thing this is missing is Mordin’s singing 😂😂😂

[@Indikid9149]

Damn i miss mass effect now I wanna play it again lmao

[@7ylerD]

I do like the delivery of Wrex’s debris line, lol.

[@kingsleyedge304]

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"

[@bigj1905]

I never realized how incredibly sarcastic Renegade Shepard is.

[@PeferG17]

The mercs on the citadel have a great line in combat... "they've got a krogan, why don't we have a krogan!"

[@Oldschool1943]

LMFAO the "climbing the ladder" part was too funny LOL

[@braxinIV]

All these bangers and no “Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”?

[@reaperbrothers5487]

I like when the male shepherd says “ it’s a big stupid jellyfish” he says more sarcastic then female shepherd

[@robertagren9360]

Hours later -I'm turning into a jellyfish for the galaxy

[@reaperbrothers5487]

That doesn’t make any sense

[@sorin_markov]

0:15 what gets you this option? This is a very meta line and I love it lol

[@cochacopen]

"You want to call up the council just to hang up on them? Ya know. For old time's sake?"

[@arkez35]

I'm going to have to do a Renegade FemShep playthrough. She sounds like even more fun.

[@hansolav5924]

stems from a) it being lines rarely spoken by a female hero, and b) Jennifer had fun with her lines. her compatriot just did his job. probably over the phone.

[@melodicsatisfactionproductions]

“Brooks, I found a way across. It’s locked down.” “Right, because of the, uh, lockdown.” That one lives in my head rent free.

[@CalamityCain]

I love you for this! This is the best trilogy in gaming, fight me all you want :D You not only quoting Garrus all the time is like these few SNL compilations where it's not all about Kate McKinnon. FemShep and Wrex are my emotional support Cecily Strongs

[@mavairick]

2:20 => every introvert screaming YES, YES WE DO, to their screen

[@cousinzeke4888]

"Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles."

[@AmeliaBerrelia]

Wait, I don't think I've ever heard the conversation between Wrex and Garrus at 3:00 . I thought I'd heard every line of dialogue in these games, but I'd never heard that one. I'm guessing from the background that it's on Noveria after getting the pass from Anoleis?

[@ambskater97]

It's when you blackmail Anoleis with the info you got from Lorik Qui'in's office.

[@visaac7613]

Mordins, "I MADE A MISTAKE!" The renegade playthough of the third game is so beautifully tragic. Especially if you choose the destroy ending and realise that Shep is going to have to live with everything they've done.

[@TheRoseReaper]

"I should just kill both of you idiots." -Scanning the Keepers questline

[@RIPJimmyA7X]

The more of these I see the more I realize I need to do another play through and keep Wrex alive this time,he is freaking hilarious

[@WthTorke]

The 0:24 "Your funeral, sister." Got me way too hard lmfao

[@thewanderer5506]

Yup I'm replaying this series again. Thanks for the hook

[@DarkCrossGuild]

There is this one line in Mass Effect, which comes in my mind at 3 a.m. : I should go

[@stevetheduck1425]

'I made a MISTAKE!' Is the one for me. Says so much about him, and all Salarians.

[@floopthevolcano2330]

I think what that Turian said about Human conversation is pretty accurate.

[@GringatTheRepugnant]

Wrex talking to Lorik Qiin in ME1: "They're fools, you should eat them!"

[@TheBlindRaven]

This is a fantastic combination of scenes. Most of them are my favs too.

[@BigMamba11]

"I am looking forward to killing myself", that will always be funny istg

[@Glitchof2003]

This is just what I needed today 🤣 amazing

[@nathanstruble2177]

Nobody ever seems to remember the neutral answer to Grunt getting invited to join Clan Urdnot by the asshole. "If I know Grunt, your answers comin at muzzle velocity"

[@Davanthall]

“We totally took down a Reaper.” “Yup…..” “……….” “……..just a few more and we’re done.”

[@cabbageleon4914]

the masochist one was absolutely hilarious. thank you for this amazing video I will now make my own compilation .

[@kbkcallarin97]

Why... Have I never seen the ladder one?! 😂😂😂

[@BazookaGamingGirl]

because you have to bring James for the Citadel DLC and no one does that

[@CarlosFreitas99]

There's another one where someone says "that wasn't fair, I was climbing a ladder" or something like that

[@TheSpeedyCola]

@@CarlosFreitas99 thats liara for clarification, just did the DLC last night and was cackling at that

[@nghsrae14]

Lorik Qu'in...yes yes we do consider conversations a form of imprisonment.

[@dennishallada890]

The earth backstory gangster trying to blackmail a renegade shepard is a personal favorite of mine. "No, you won't" *caps he goofy ass*

[@UltimateFeudEnterprise]

‘You what, councillor… do the words ‘political shit-storm’ mean anything to you’ 💀💀

[@TunafishN7]

1:06 every time I wake up

[@somethingsomethingsomethin9009]

ok... the turian... has a point. We do often see conversation as a ... metaphorical kind of imprisonment at the time