Massive Cookie Bowl w/ Ice Cream (23,000+ Cals) | Matt Stonie

[@kharon3782]

Every child’s dream Every adult’s nightmare Matt’s morning routine

[@spongebobstanaccount286]

Why is it every adults *nightmare*

[@elloimbored2929]

@@spongebobstanaccount286 Because when people grow up, they are often afraid of eating too many calories; gaining too much weight.

[@ezrin2038]

@@treett4268 yeah but not Matt tho

[@eaglesfly1320]

@@spongebobstanaccount286 it kills your slowly, for an adult

[@Othhh006]

That kinda rhymed

[@galaxy_grump9585]

Matt is not afraid of obesity Obesity is afraid of Matt

[@liomst4591]

GALAXY_GRUMP SovIeT RuSsIa

[@ipadart869]

Fr dis guy is skinny and eats chingos

[@slaterdestroyer9307]

And dibeites

[@squiddles1678]

Weed is probably the key

[@elliskelshaw5046]

Calm down bud he didn’t steal the comment

[@megabyte_101_4]

Matt stonie will be the first human to create new type diabetes

[@irexnic-8280]

Type Stonie Diabetes

[@suascb5042]

Megabyte_101 _ no

[@dylonsamlal5100]

I don’t think he could get diabetes

[@tsetsidavis1292]

La Cumbre not cool bro that's not cool yeah that's not even good

[@andrewhopkins3995]

Super diabetes

[@ScreamyED]

We can see that the Matt Stonie cares about his health, at 3:11 he used the force to take away a scoop of ice cream.

[@josephjackson1956]

"And now we see the wild Matt Stonie, who can eat 15% of his body weight a day.

[@jacintawangari7361]

LEBSOSOSNSOSJEO

[@omega6325]

Stfu Jk

[@jacintawangari7361]

Omega - i’m/

[@EymenBeraTorun]

Facts.

[@cristophermariano6437]

Lol great comment

[@drawpin2562]

Ariana Grande: Seven Rings Eminem: Seven Lungs Lukas Graham: Seven Years Matt: Seven Stomachs

[@enderite4289]

69 likes

[@manthiniparvathidevi162]

Should have the 7 rings from lord of the rings

[@Ikester99]

Tom Brady has 7 rings now hehe

[@therealsteel1634]

Sonic: Seven Rings In Hand

[@Cheesy.Weezy.6053]

K

[@AvatarLeron]

Matt: eats 15000 calories of cookies and ice cream Then drink fat free milk Matt: helth

[@albert_the_cool8092]

Thefirstplayer2 underrated comment

[@repostburner]

*helth*

[@kokochanel7130]

🤣🤣

[@MG-gs9jv]

Finally good memes

[@thecoolsheep6166]

Its health, stupid/s

[@nowayout7861]

Matt is literally every single buffett's worst nightmare

[@Chicken_booty35]

Lol

[@wickedhx]

“See mom that is a reasonable amount of ice cream!”

[@slurpee2431]

I was the 69th like Don't ruin it unless it's for 420

[@whitebloodcell8916]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU yes

[@chungobungo3657]

White Blood Cell that was not ok

[@ganso8234]

@@whitebloodcell8916 Yes Ty for the free bobux

[@Da1haroon]

@@whitebloodcell8916 you piece of nutsack

[@yoloyolo3003]

Doctor: I'm afraid we can't save you Diabetes: How bad is it? Doctor: You're suffering from Matt Stonie...

[@jotarothegay6285]

Diabetes: Dear god...

[@CarlosChavez-fs4mz]

Wait it should be the patient saying “how bad is it?”

[@espada6002]

@@CarlosChavez-fs4mz yep

[@nomam7358]

Haha

[@Mikee..]

@@CarlosChavez-fs4mz thats the joke.

[@cerhfhrow4122]

My man is 10% ice cream now...

[@bravekiller8115]

cerh fhrow and 50% cookie

[@ennbee2051]

'Your man', oh jeez, bull, where'd you get that?

[@rolex1559]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirnoobite9376]

15 bois

[@simpleusername1820]

enn bee actually he said ‘MY man’ get your facts right.

[@snekandrek7858]

This actually looks fun To make on a smaller scale and eat with friends/family!

[@pure_RAGE]

if i somehow could i would make it but add a lil more diversty aka toppings, dofferent ice crewm flavors and maybe another kind of cookie dough? idk i really want to make this!

[@CH4RG4]

yeah

[@thenecromancer4113]

this is actually a thing. Pretty cool how matt introduced you to it. Though i haven't tried it, it looks really good.

[@Inkedalic3]

If you're having a party then making the big one in the video is also a cool idea

[@sabrinarose6230]

It’s really good to make and relatively easy too. Just get a muffin tray, flip it over and put cookie dough on the wrong side to make a bowl Works great

[@wyd_marco4107]

This man's heart was replaced with a battery that runs on calories

[@jackisilluminati9142]

In a way, we are already batteries that run on calories

[@leomiller4440]

@@jackisilluminati9142 we are batterys that use up good water and charge and bad water comes out of us in a circle

[@SpaghettiRuin]

Thats exactly how the human body works

[@sarahhodge1868]

your friend you forgot about Sounds like crank all over again

[@Tenshii_Artii]

Sounds like he got kidnapped and held hostage to make revolutionary food creations in a desert garage it seems.

[@muichirotokito9246]

Stonie is litterally a grandmother’s dream every single weekend when they visit her

[@dawsonhulsing800]

What?

[@Grace-iv1ho]

Indeed

[@bobatea163]

@@dawsonhulsing800 cause grandmothers want you to eat a lot

[@svtary6365]

Me after eating five bowls of rice Grandmother: WHY YOU EAT SO LESS EAT MORE OR YOULL DIE

[@justindza]

One of the most overused comments in Stonie's vids.

[@SwagMcSwiggle]

if Matt Stonie gets diabetes he'd probably just finish that too

[@nostop_]

LoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grimreaperhelios664]

Diabetes fears matt

[@garou6134]

He is actually amune to diabetes did you know that?

[@jamiechafin2083]

People do you even know how you get diabetes cause I got them and there is now way but you can inherit it so I guess there is one way

[@bluecatdk]

@@garou6134 immune*

[@MichaelDavis-iy7bz]

I'd love to see Matt upload a video where he just eats a regular meal at normal pace like a normal human being

[@davidtapley2932]

He has

[@Mister_F]

When your mom says "I will be back in an hour."

[@jurajsimicevic6468]

An*

[@roben8749]

H

[@leslielauhon9670]

You just eat as much as you can

[@drpz4940]

Poogschamp

[@sashalynillustration]

This was nostalgic. Thank you😢

[@Aegon1]

Can we all just take a second to admire the magnificent architectural structure of this monstrosity of a dessert

[@castkeyboard]

Architectural you mean? I see nothing this has to do archaeology.

[@Aegon1]

A I made a typo, thank you for correcting me

[@TheArtOfDean]

I did, and felt that this visual was quite surreal...

[@HongFeiBai]

Some people don't oven get the joke...

[@dare4326]

@@HongFeiBai im sure its cooked well tho

[@ammarebrahim1363]

The fact that he got through that without getting his shirt dirty is insane

[@nipulkradmsinatagras8293]

Definition of a *clean decent competitive eater*

[@f1koh]

I mean, if he is a normal civil person then yea, he wont get it dirty

[@Curvy_10]

@@f1koh what? He’s a competitive eater, and even if he wasn’t, just because you get your shirt dirty doesn’t’ mean your not a civil person

[@ivysana8920]

Its a black t-shirt not like its a white t-shirt dirty or not it wont be seen 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@jadenpicante1208]

U Dumb? He's eating bout' the Table while He's Standing.

[@elliotwilson2763]

the fact that he did it at 12am means that this whole thing is literally a midnight snack for him 😂

[@AZUAW]

His idea of a midnight feast lol

[@sepulchraltones4430]

This is like a wet dream for someone that’s reallly high lmao

[@rolf6266]

He took the cookie out of the bowl at midnight he ate it later at a more reasonable time heh for less reasonable portions edit spelling

[@11sjv]

@@covers2343 its not even dark at 12am in the summer

[@bagofcoolness]

@@11sjv bitch not everyone lives withing 5 centimeters of you

[@aimer8606]

Matt: enjoying a pound of ice cream Brain freeze: Am I a joke to you

[@ammaraazri536]

Neurone system : Wait, that’s illegal. Blood Sugar : Stonks

[@maddiful]

nice try with the tick bro

[@yoavm1256]

𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬 ✓ maybe he has brain freeze but he continues eating

[@sentinel_playz2777]

Bro it was a gallon

[@svg9789]

Clearly yes

[@mr.bowtie3451]

He should make a magazine: *”50,000 calories a day keeps fat, diabetes, and obesity away!!!”*

[@CMG_2515]

Mr. Bow tie Lol if you commented this when the video came out you easily would have 20k likes lol

[@mr.bowtie3451]

SwaizzyPLAYS I’ll probably comment on the newest video. Lol 😂

[@saviour1754]

Gyms hate him!

[@user-ey1jo7mk4r]

Анр

[@misteralt3117]

Yeah, you can't be obese if you've died of excess sugar intake.

[@Mashironii]

Matt becoming a zombie is a scary thing. He might wipe out the world.

[@Jacob-tj4od]

kirito subaru eat*

[@nicktaterz9926]

Under 5 hours

[@chaurymendoza3460]

hell yea it is in afraid if he might catch up to me and I'm fluffy

[@isopodmemes6180]

Eating 15 adult men challenge! ( 1890000 Calories)

[@belmod5409]

Massive brain challenge video would be his next video if that happens lol

[@jeffhughes7104]

People beat themselves up over eating a carton of ice cream over a few days. Then there's Matt.

[@violetnoob]

"911 what's your emergency?" matt's toilet: plz help me he's coming

[@ur_anium-235]

underrated comment*

[@RajibDas-yg2go]

Underrated

[@tradffy9567]

Underrated? I have seen these comments on all matts videos

[@gigachad6117]

@@tradffy9567 that means this comment is not liked enough unlike some others with thousands.

[@KhalidEditsAep]

Relatable with my toliet

[@greglighten9463]

Everybody talks about his eating skills But nobody talks about his cooking skills

[@limejelo]

How original *not*

[@sheepgang2137]

you mean his cookie skills?

[@tyler01alphadraven46]

@@sheepgang2137 cooking skills because to a lot of his challenges, he cooked all of those

[@ziel9474]

@@tyler01alphadraven46 You missed the joke.

[@tyler01alphadraven46]

@@ziel9474 so what do you mean? Wheres the joke there?

[@LawlessLonewolf]

You know it’s impossible when not even Matt Stonie can finish it.

[@menkirdennis6686]

Well this was 2014, he could prolly finish it now

[@somerandomnoob5159]

Yes fr

[@yeeman1234]

I love how people just watch old videos but his content has always been the same

[@bstheflimar6557]

@@yeeman1234 yes 😂

[@kriotgg7762]

@@LawlessLonewolf yeah what a dumb pussy he deleted it

[@maxmccann5323]

I'm just astounded at how his stomach hasn't ruptured yet

[@xillerrz7328]

His stomach is actually trained for competitive eating.

[@WaifunationTCG]

Normal person at ice cream shop: "Yeah, I'll have one scoop of chocolate Matt: "Yeah, I'll take the bucket...."

[@AtMr8MinutesIsReal]

And two number nines

[@tommyyeezy7538]

And a number 1.

[@bloodlustquartet6234]

@@AtMr8MinutesIsReal And a Number 9 Large.

[@bozhidarmirchev8151]

A number 6 with extra dip

[@aidanphillips9305]

LOL

[@mrfudge2861]

Bruh, the cookie monster is even afraid of Matt.

[@ezbEtc]

Not English. It's "Bruh, *even* the cookie monster is afraid of Matt"

[@guwopreign5807]

@@ezbEtc oh no its thr grammar police bro shut up no one asked you.

[@ezbEtc]

@@guwopreign5807 haha I just tried to help asshole

[@xibzz3907]

@@guwopreign5807 yeah fuck off dip shit ass lobotomized turd

[@herbfanboy388]

Ben Dover oh my god you’re so toxic

[@milklnabucket3723]

Let’s be real this is a kids dream.

[@roccoalt5962]

Only kids dream?

[@pjatm_]

This is everybody’s dream

[@Destinys]

Yes it is

[@iservedioyt4908]

People with lactose intolerance: mom we have to buy another toilet I broke another one!

[@somerandomnoob5159]

Yeah lol

[@ELA1ization]

This is the best video you ever did, Matt. So absurd an idea, but you executed it far better than what could be expected and you did a damn good dent in the final construction too! Peak Matt Stonie right here

[@Cl0wnin.ar0und.t0wn]

Someone: yo Matt what did you do on the weekend? Matt:nothing much just ate 15% of my body weight in cookies and icecream

[@tridentclan3867]

Someone: umm ok then... I'mma go now

[@JSGRanks]

WHADYAA MEAN NOTHING MUCH, MATT!!

[@yareyaredaze1780]

The sad part is that they just had to see him eat it all by himself

[@fanofyoutubers9792]

Eth Manz 😋😋😋😢

[@roballroball7180]

Oh, youre aproaching me?

[@captaintoad-ef6zt]

roball roball Honestly who the fuck cares if his pfp is from jojo

[@magicalhobo2001]

Bubblethorn does making a reference upset you?

[@yareyaredaze1780]

@@roballroball7180 I cant beat the poop out of you without getting closer

[@vanillabeam5400]

For some reason, I like the cooking stages of your videos more than watching you eat them

[@mrcrapsalot6043]

Me too

[@toxicfuel566]

Omg same

[@erikkadiaz9752]

Fcgccbhu

[@OurDailyMeme]

watch epic meal time then lol...

[@theojr8772]

same

[@aidenassaf9013]

The sharp horror movie sound effect in the song at 0:37 fits the death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy

[@rushokhan3178]

Some say he is going for the earth next.

[@eggroll_thief7221]

Some also say he is going to team up with aliens and he is going to teach them how to eat to eat the earth

[@eggroll_thief7221]

I think mine was gayer

[@eggroll_thief7221]

Didnt he already ate the food supply

[@varuns6549]

Matt's the galactus in MCU

[@Leon-vc2qh]

Rusho Khan nah its already confirmed

[@gbhm2568]

“What type of diabetes do you have?” matt: Type 7

[@s.p.h.productions8034]

No he has type 500.

[@ДенисБобров-ю7ш]

Matt: yes

[@dylanrandles1895]

No he has type Jojo’s bizzare adventure

[@rredu_]

Dylan Randles that isn’t diabetes its cancer

[@gbhm2568]

David Wallace Its a joke but ok

[@KBDProductionsTV]

Mmmm, the cookie bowl looks good :D Great job Matt!

[@TheManWithNoName93]

ken!

[@suckitfloop]

Ken, you better try this!

[@KBDProductionsTV]

***** Ricky!

[@KBDProductionsTV]

***** I think the Gallon of Ice Cream would be fun :D

[@suckitfloop]

***** Thats a leaked video idea right there, make it happen Ken!

[@XgracenX34]

3:11 that first scoop of ice cream caught me off guard😂😂

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

thumbnail looked like pacman recieving a big facial XD

[@thecolvinbros4526]

Mom: you can only have 1 scoop Me while she looks away for 1 second

[@shubhanipatel232]

😁😁

[@fredo8480]

underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@dex7438]

@@fredo8480 n.o b.o.d.y c.a.r.e.s

[@busybees4504]

Underrated*

[@thecolvinbros4526]

Thank you for saying this is underrated😂

[@chibaby0306]

there are clearly 2 types of people in the world; one who does this and gain NOTHING, and the other who watches this video and magically gains 5 pounds hahahaha what is life

[@derrickshultz7956]

lovelychi food is life

[@bullymaguire431]

I would have died out of brain freeze

[@dogerebuildsrblx6296]

lovelychi truee

[@cashcxrtii-4083]

lovelychi you only gain 5 I gain 20 lucky ☹️

[@Yaziceed]

lovelychi I’m the person who gains 😂

[@Mistyf1]

Diabetes: Aye Matt, uhh you ate about 3180 grams of sugar so you have dia- Matt: No thanks

[@jesusisthetruth4497]

Saluted Firestarter xdd lol

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

When you don't realize that "No thanks" means "No, but thank you for offering" so you repeat your sentence

[@sweetpillows225]

Were you going to say diarrhea

[@obligatoryidiot]

@@TheswanBill umm that's only type 1 diabetes... I don't think ur meaning this is some joke, so ur partially wrong. Diabetes can be from too much sugar.

[@tooded87thesecond48]

Ordalami ur dumb. There are two types

[@the3guys701]

When this was uploaded Corona was a beer Tiktok was a song Paul Walker was there Good times

[@lavenderscafe]

Shut up, that's not funny.

[@NemanjaPaunovic-q7z]

@@lavenderscafe you can stay mad bozo

[@lavenderscafe]

@@NemanjaPaunovic-q7z Aww, saying something as unoriginal as "stay mad". How cute. Maybe when you grow up and come up with better comebacks, I'll fucking take you seriously. Telling someone to stay mad is unoriginal. It's not 2015, grow up.

[@marcelldavis666]

@@lavenderscafe You're kinda mad ngl

[@marcelldavis666]

@@lavenderscafe And start making actually good videos with acceptable quality and actually usefull tools. It's not 2015, grow up... Ok you're videos are worse... like from the 2008-2012 era where like every kid started a crap channel with crap videos. lmao

[@shoiiyxshimuraa1030]

*Cavities has entered the chat* *Diabetes is typing* *Fluoride has left the chat* *Liver was banned from chat* *Kidney stones is typing* *Root Canals have entered the chat* *Teeth was banned from the chat* edit:Holy crap guys, thank you so much for all the likes

[@abbeyhill8670]

😂😂

[@Ampwich]

Kidney stones wtf lol

[@ratface1208]

Gut is typing

[@Ufc4masterpro]

@@ratface1208 you make no fucking sense

[@declanmcguinness5952]

Underated comment

[@razankadri84]

Healthy has left the chat

[@inyourwalls-727]

diabetes and tooth cancer has joined the chat.

[@ixperium.]

So has my hope of no obesity

[@masterofalltrades_]

@@inyourwalls-727 Wtf is "tooth cancer"?

[@languid-4535]

S S A lmfao I'm pretty sure your tooth can't get a tumor

[@courtneystuart9265]

It has

[@hetoyepthomi7418]

Me: so, who does the dishes? Matt: we don't do that here

[@seanimationsyt2220]

Don’t be dumb He eats the dishes duh

[@red-vg2ds]

@@seanimationsyt2220 ok I guess I don't need to do the joke you already did it

[@647amar]

Seanimation stole both of our ideas 🧐😭

[@Çubë_Visฯøn]

We eat the food *plus the dishes* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielconstantin3544]

in mother russia,dishes do us

[@calvin87779]

From now on the doctor became a millionaire. Thanks stonie for your kindness

[@haileypint2891]

Imagine like a mini version of this tho... 😍😍

[@rsacar217]

You mean a normal version?

[@alduin2418]

@@rsacar217 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shantanuchakravarti9444]

RSA Car lol

[@aske7432]

Yeah that would be delicious

[@holliebayasen7970]

Actually that's a good idea But I think some coffee shop or bakery shop already came up with this

[@Astograve]

Sorry I'm 5 years late. KZbin finally gave me the notification.

[@McQueenFAN95]

Yeah sure okay. Fucking liar

[@xan2157]

Lol same

[@kyrtx1331]

MarvelCinematicUniverseFan115 toxic marvel fan xD

[@wazsan]

MarvelCinematicUniverseFan115 bruh calm down

[@JK-vk5si]

@@McQueenFAN95 marvel fan toxic comfirmed Now im being swarmed by marvel fans :(

[@thomasde9787]

Toliet: *Exists* Matt Stonie: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[@nichenight]

*man's whole career

[@averydaniel8057]

Boooooooo, this is on every video and is unoriginal

[@t-rexbob8468]

*Toilets

[@elchia7113]

@@ripyah1821 You shut up

[@ripyah1821]

Insane Crap fuck outta here nerdy bitch

[@Rodentkaztatscomannes]

thank you youtube for hiding this from me and letting it marinate for 10 years

[@Lauren-ze1tv]

My mom: Only 1 bowl of ice cream. Me:

[@kiritsuguemiya8274]

The Vinesters Big Chungus's mom: Only an entire universe of Ice cream okay

[@Lauren-ze1tv]

Brian Ponce 😂

[@kiritsuguemiya8274]

@@Lauren-ze1tv 😂

[@NukelearFallout]

He doesn't live with his mom, maybe that's why.

[@kiritsuguemiya8274]

R.I.P you

[@stuff991]

Makes the most sugary thing ever ... Starts to add chocolate

[@drewpearlman4741]

Lol

[@fazzzam810]

Good one

[@theeagleg674]

Yeah but the cherry saves the day so all good.

[@pdst3]

Lol 😂

[@bryantmoreland2549]

TheEagleG nah it’s a maraschino cherry, which isn’t healthy.

[@drained1177]

Matt: Eats more food than an average american family without getting fat. Americans: "How can I aquire this power?"

[@d4ug]

working out

[@welwitschia3756]

Run around the equator four times a day.

[@fusionfear2257]

Hey you missed your chance to say ”is it possible to learn this power?”

[@notthemanager3221]

All you need to do is run around the sun 3 times a day

[@squaresolider7182]

First Name b r u h

[@A13XLaircey]

This is still one of my favorite Matt Stonie videos ever!! Love watching this in the summer!

[@kaylah-bear3128]

Matt: *Eats 23,000+ calories and stays skinny* Me: *Takes a bite of one cookie* *and creates another planet*

[@danielmchale7635]

He's got a very good metabolism

[@aulendilthegreat873]

@@danielmchale7635 you mean he throws up after each video

[@danielmchale7635]

@@aulendilthegreat873 no metabolism is how fast your body can digest your food. If it's slow then a person gains body fat but if their metabolism is RLLY fast like his, he'll be skinny that's y he's always skinny even though he eats so much. So he can eat two full can of Pringles let's say and he will stay the same

[@Alessandro-vl8bu]

When you train hard and eat well as you make more progress you are able to get more enjoyment from food without gaining weight

[@jayhomes4868]

Fatso

[@ceranos]

Brainfreeze: Allow me to introdu- Wait he actually ate the ice cream that fast

[@dare4326]

I think he got kinda hot water at first.

[@ashiljohn]

*'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out of the mist came a beast, more stomach than man.*

[@tonygunk.]

Lmao

[@keanureeveslusciousweave]

I saw that on reddit once

[@crispi94]

@@keanureeveslusciousweave it's a from a Simpsons episode where homer eats at an all you can eat buffet. Captain McAllister says this lol

[@wurtknurte7283]

*And then he ate an entire cookie bowl of icecream and straight up died*

[@fanofyoutubers9792]

Just A Turtle still alive in 2020

[@rand0mthings701]

Matt stonie is everything a grandma could dream of

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

thumbnail looked like pacman recieving a big facial XD

[@shoelace576]

My inner child is screaming in jealousy while watching this

[@giganticlime2565]

shoe why? are you pregnant? *sarcasm*

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

thumbnail looked like pacman recieving a big facial XD

[@gager3252]

If I had a dollar every time someone asked "how is he not fat?" I could afford and eat this cookie bowl with icecream every day.

[@manchado4740]

Ikr

[@birdymaniac]

+Piggies Gone Viral its not so expensive only a few dollars a day

[@Gabsterical]

+Piggies Gone Viral He has a supremely fast metabolism, and a quick digestion. Genetics.

[@Gabsterical]

***** I am. Lots of this is definetely in genetics. sure he trains, but I doubt everything has to do with how he does it.

[@jamesasui]

+Gabsterical its not hfs. he does these like once a week or every other week. Its not that hard to lose weight if its only done once.

[@pinnd9237]

Guys if you are wondering why he's not gaining weight That's how mafia works.

[@appleshrubs2395]

Weeeb can I join

[@what13106]

Ohhhh I understand now

[@Baccha_Gamer]

I'mma be honest with you. The joke you got there was Hot steamy ass.

[@binduvemuri3700]

I don’t understand the joke...can some one explain???

[@Zer0_Alpha]

Bindu vemuri it was a meme. It’s dead now though.

[@haxxer6650]

I like how he never changes

[@willstyles4798]

Imagine eating cereal out of this then eating the cookie covered in milk edit: wow i didnt expect this to get basically 2k likes tysm

[@Justjaywop]

FluidOCE i like the way you think.

[@janendrych6863]

That is definitely not a bad idea :)

[@iannamikaze4557]

FluidOCE the cookie would get soft and break apart and then you’d have a mess of milk on your table😂

[@stacks7428]

Ian Namikaze that's what I was thinking.

[@epicface2322]

*E P I C*

[@czedrickprestoza7447]

Matt: Goes To A Store Manager: Welp There Goes Our Whole Food Supply...

[@maxmustermann-xs6kg]

more like yay we make money

[@yoshiwav]

lol ye just wait for the next restock of food from the trucks and stuff. for now they’re *R I C H*

[@timmy5892]

Yep

[@thekknsquad9705]

haha?

[@nyrgaming3091]

He’s probably their highest paying costumers lol

[@loganyoung1486]

*Doctor: Diabetes, I’m sorry to say that you have been diagnosed with Matt Stonie.*

[@TransparentSteel]

Stolen

[@snirmor6194]

Mostly stolen

[@shanmi223]

aA o nOeW dIs coMenT iS sToWLEn aNd I DonT knOew hOw tO deAl wIth tHingS bEiNg coPied on thE inTerneT aAAAa

[@Jayclarkyt]

Logan Young stolen comment

[@cutielatoot]

@@shanmi223 technically its plagiarism. you wouldnt want anyone to copy something you made originally and they get credit for it but you dont? and it also gets overused completely. 🙄

[@barrelrolltoday6051]

I can't imagine crushing that much ice cream in ten minutes. Then he has a massive cookie bowl to deal with. Wow.

[@user-np6kq7uz6w]

Matt: “let’s eat a gallon of ice cream in a giant cookie bowl” Metabolism: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@dragxneel3469]

With* a giant cookie bowl

[@WeirdSub]

Matt: yes you are beacuse i love to eat and not getting fat!!

[@JSGRanks]

100th like 👍🏻

[@padzgaming5932]

3rd like

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Metabolism: I am Speed

[@samlacey2512]

the devil works hard... But Matt’s metabolism works harder😏

[@Reemaz90]

Ok

[@gggamer1587]

Nobody: Matt’s toilet: please I have a family Matt: and I have constapation

[@1793]

*DAMN* 😂😳 bruh this kept me laughing through the whole video😂😂😂😂

[@sihambelhaj8700]

Matt’s toilet family is : poop ,pee, water,toilet paper

[@firstname8044]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU His Toilet after the video

[@flairrl9883]

When you try to be funny xD

[@curseddurk5185]

@@firstname8044 clown

[@mohamedfaizalafsu5738]

Every child's dream Every adults nightmare Matt's morning routine

[@tanjefdol2193]

lol nice try trying to copy😂

[@_a_sk1ll_1ssuee_65]

Doctor: ”What type of Diabetes do you have?” Matt: “ Yes”

[@Aiden-vg4xs]

Matt Stonie is the only competitive eather with Type 3 Diabetes.

[@aakashlearnstocook8408]

UNDERRATED

[@jaredolson4580]

I can't with the yes these comments to funny

[@lechumps9381]

"just add them all up, Doc"

[@noellejackson1233]

lol

[@pitbull2977]

No one: What my grandma makes when I'm coming over:

[@actualgarbage8549]

*COOKIE!*

[@immolin6328]

WHY du everyone always begin writing no one and then..................

[@user-me8fm5yf4n]

Andreas Molin it’s a popular meme

[@sophiew4371]

Lol

[@sophiew4371]

Andreas Molin Why not

[@jackyngo2603]

I remember this video being the first Matt stonie I’ve ever watched and I’ve never regretted it

[@two-bitemilio4244]

*eats a burger* I'm full. *sees matt's videos* nevermind..

[@courtneystuart9265]

Jimin Lost his jams hey. You can still be full, it's okay.

[@eemi.]

I hate when people say, "its okay" or "dont worry" to a joke

[@zainqureshi214]

Your yt name with your comment

[@poot9376]

Jimin Lost his jams Omg I thought it said “eats a booger” 😂

[@Uloveeverglow]

ARMY

[@tweakefan4469]

Brain freeze : here i come ! Matt : ain't nobody care

[@fadeclanfade2978]

Lmao

[@rjplays2161]

😩

[@timeslice]

Jeshua Alegado lawl

[@fall5539]

I don't really feel brain freezes, other people be like I hate brain freezes I be like, how

[@qt.frostz6592]

Lmfao

[@pauloshan]

When my mom says: Just one cookie before bed

[@pauloshan]

@Fix und Fertig r/woooosh

[@zux128]

@@pauloshan i subbed you

[@Andrea-ww8bz]

@Fix und Fertig r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@aleevargas9032]

DO NOT SUB ME :P i subed

[@ImLexiRomero]

@Fix und Fertig r/wooosh

[@Max.44]

7:45 that look after breaking the little cookie. How does that even fit in a human, amazing

[@jeankalopez4943]

Is no one gonna talk about how he casually put a brick in the oven?

[@mangounalol7132]

Haha fr tho

[@702.Joshua_]

It was to hold it down

[@jayonproductions]

@@702.Joshua_ obviously

[@jackshawver2910]

Dude it’s called a brick oven lol 😂

[@mr.s6661]

@@wicked_angelz I don’t think those maraschino cherries have pits in them

[@ItsJayTho]

You know someone is a legend when They bite ice-cream

[@fredo_4x628]

Ninja is Hyper Lmaoo I can send you a ss that I didn’t like my own comment first of all and secondly you just look dumb so sit down bum😛

[@ruthlesscash1929]

Reune lol i am sitting down chill bro u been stalking me

[@ruthlesscash1929]

😂

[@ItsJayTho]

@@fredo_4x628 be humble....sit down!

[@fredo_4x628]

Jayden Games 💀

[@devincartin5110]

Matt stone: *eats all this stuff and stays in shape Me : *looks at a cookie and gains 40lbs

[@jacksonvelez7106]

Yes but I bet you don’t work out

[@GarrisonSowles]

Bruh quit feeling sorry for yourself I can eat whatever I want and not gain hardly anything because I’ve always been active. Outside whether it’s riding my bike or throwing the football with my friends. So unless you have some serious medical condition it’s you and you alone as the reason you might be overweight. Maybe start being active for a change. It helps. Because it doesn’t matter what you eat. If you are not active much you aren’t going to lose anything. Good lifestyle has always worked for me

[@devincartin5110]

@@GarrisonSowles thank you for that but I actually have a very high metabolism I'm only 135lbs it's so hard to gain weight but I can gain muscle which is weird

[@GarrisonSowles]

cupid's love well then if it’s so hard for you to gain weight what was the point of the comment? You clearly don’t gain weight good so it makes no sense.

[@anintruder3502]

The Bois In The Mafia do you know what a joke comment is or are you to old to realize?

[@21MarketaDiva]

Lol “It’s so cold” “I hope so.” 😆

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

thumbnail looked like pacman recieving a big facial XD

[@tjsilvestro4569]

Doctor: Matt you have diabetes Matt: does that come in a cookie bowl?

[@shreyash2830]

Cookie bowl right ,not bowl of cookie

[@tjsilvestro4569]

@@shreyash2830 either way is fine ig

[@cheesy5058]

No he would say can I eat it

[@walterwhite5812]

Okay so why am I 5 years late to this🤔

[@theredviper234]

I'm feel ya

[@taqiyyuddinasad7308]

@@theredviper234 yeah

[@elzo6969]

Me too

[@juliahart8499]

same

[@walterwhite5812]

CSR ʀᴜꜱꜱᴇʟʟ 😂that is exactly what happens to me

[@Aryanc_yt]

Eats a gallon of ice cream superfast. Brain freeze: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@amaan5888]

He had warm water to stop the brain freeze

[@stev009]

Respect to him going outside just to make this challenge happen 1:21

[@central5533]

matt hears someone talking on street: "dude brainfreezes hurt soooooooo bad" matt: "i'll be the judge of that"

[@athena_the_avocado]

**gives the coldest stare to that person**🤣

[@sanesstheskeleton8763]

Diabetes: I fear no man, but that thing... *MATT STONIE* Diabetes: It scares me

[@y.s.k7169]

Very lame comment

[@Aymzan]

@@y.s.k7169 its creative

[@thecomradedelusion2300]

@@y.s.k7169 it can't be lame since its a tf2 reference

[@y.s.k7169]

@@thecomradedelusion2300 awww shut up!

[@duckeatsbread5644]

Y.s.k shut up jealous that other people has better ideas

[@thekknsquad9705]

yall have to realize that he posts rarely and when he isn recording he eats so healthy

[@sunny-zh1wr]

Well yeah but he posts once a week and eats a weeks worth of calories in one day. Even if he eats healthily the rest of the week unless hes fasting or restricting calories he could be eating at least 2x as much as he needs

[@oliverenes539]

@@sunny-zh1wr no but he works out many hours a day

[@dsadunnodudeish4535]

@@sunny-zh1wr lol the human body doesn't work like that

[@sunny-zh1wr]

@@oliverenes539 damn I guess he lives as the gym then. It's possible if he has a high bmr and a lot of muscle but he would have to do an insane amount of cardio or even HIIT to burn off that many calories

[@excaliber2845]

High metobalism

[@matthewmensah481]

Happy National Cookie Day 🍪 from Matt Stonie 🍄

[@mousumimahapatra8870]

People: That would be a great dessert for a humongous party! Matt: (eating it by himself) What party?

[@anthonyalbert3090]

That's what i was thinking.

[@BudgetFilms5714]

Your 100th like

[@BudgetFilms5714]

rockinfire779 good

[@evilpeepee1822]

157th

[@whitebloodcell8916]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3vMcpJritpniMU .

[@ChaseTheCandyHusky]

I’m trying to lose weight but this came in my recommended

[@Shades707]

Lol me too😭

[@thewildflintnsteel6173]

it's a sign

[@johannflores1163]

Candy_Bob YT to help you think about all the animals killed for this.

[@ChaseTheCandyHusky]

Johann Flores For the ice cream or the cookie because the ice cream is from the cow milk they have the milk the cow it’ll kill the cow but you’re talking about the cookie I don’t know I don’t know what the what ingredients go into making cookies so is the ice cream or the cookie please respond

[@johannflores1163]

Candy_Bob YT both :)

[@rickyb6086]

I was hungry at the beginning of this video, but at the end I now feel full..lol

[@squircle976]

I was hungry at the beginning and even more at the end

[@gameplayterraria937]

+Okay yes i was hungry at the begging also

[@darraghmaher25]

I'm the opposite

[@squircle976]

GamePlayTerraria don't get it

[@rickyashby480]

Hahaha

[@permanentsuffering]

You could literally feed multiple families with that cookie.

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

thumbnail looked like pacman recieving a big facial XD

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

Matt: *eats this and doesn’t suffer consequences* Me: *gets fat after watching a tasty recipe*

[@cheese-y1y]

Because he has either high metabolism or he just works out at the gym after he ate all that

[@Doubel]

Did you really think he felt completely fine after this was done?

[@alolanpikachu7330]

@@cheese-y1y he definitly exercises

[@vhsfxx]

He works at the gym like 5 times in 2 weeks or something

[@louiebili17yearsagoedited85]

He throws up afterwards

[@novooooo]

Matt Stonie: Diabetes? Pfff, I already ate it. Diabetes: Am I a joke to you?

[@prod.kawxru6636]

NANI?!?

[@Leon-vc2qh]

Matt: yeah

[@noobj2204]

in real life matt stonie eats very healthy food but your jokes is funny hahahaha

[@hehexd1759]

Doctor: How much sugar did you eat today? Matt: yes

[@hyeronymus]

Oh un français

[@literallydying6264]

" its cold"-Matt Stonie

[@jacksonlaframboise9367]

davie the dino hah.

[@jaydenlord8779]

literally dying Wow your so funny

[@alakzanderardveschek4076]

"I'd hope so" -Morgan

[@eivindgjengstjohansen9625]

thumbnail looked like pacman recieving a big facial XD

[@DarielAndre]

Let's appreciate how much of a good cook Matt is

[@Jessi17.]

he took frozen cookie dough and put it in the oven

[@instinctrocks6802]

Matt stonie: walks in the restaurant and asks for a desert Me: *why do I hear boss music?*

[@NoahTrackandfield]

*dessert